"I actually think Lil' Montsro might be the best lil' familiar in the game..." Somewhere in a dingy corner, Lil' Brim pats Bumbo comfortingly on the shoulder as he weeps softly, while Dry Baby and Fourth Level Meat Boy throw darts at a picture of NL.
(Long comment, yeah, but trust me, it's worth it). But why's everyone hating on Voltie all of a sudden? Eh, I mean, yeah, he's the only commenter to be canonically part of the Eggverse, as he was mentioned by NL (I forgot in which episode), but that's not really a valid reason. Cause he only posts the same thing, maybe? Is that why? Albeit he *doesn't* actually post the same thing. A quick click on "View all replies" shows that he actually posts different stuff every video. Unless it's *not* because he's been mentioned by Egg, or the fact that he "posts the same comment". So... it has to be something else. I have no idea what that thing is, but there *has* to be a reason... right? Equations! That's right! Those Illuminati theorists always add and subtract things, so perhaps there's something... more sinister about Voltaire... Hmmm... Let's see... Voltaire has eight letters... Eight is five plus three, right? Interesting... Five multiplied by three is fifteen. So our numbers are fifteen, eight, three and five. All related in some way or another. Secondly, Voltaire has arguably two syllables, which isn't a lot for an eight letter word. Okay. Two syllables, that's two. Our numbers are 15, 8, 2, 3 and 5. Five minus three is two! So I've just connected 2 to the rest of the numbers. And adding them together gives us 33! So 33 x 2, which was one of our numbers gives us 66... Take another 6, and you have... 666! OH MY GOD! VOLTAIRE = THE DEVIL = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED/!?!??!!43O2QJ141!!!!!!! (This was a giant troll all along, just read the first LETTER from every sentence save for the first one in brackets :D)
a tip for curse of the not seeing the map: when you finish a room go to the room clockwise (or counterclockwise, whatever) from the door where you entered. repeat til you finish the floor. if you end up in a closed loop (possible, not super common) just pick another room off the loop.
The missed seam on this run: Black Market, 2nd floor. Potential Infinity: Blank Card 2 of diamonds and an item shop that has a reroll machine. It was there... YOU EGG.
NL, consider Cursed Eye as the Lost. Its only negative is when you get hit, and if you get hit as Lost, you're dead. It's a good item if you remove the negative.
+Voltaire look.. Stand next to a mirror, and if you see something pearl-colored and oval, then you need to seriously start looking harded for tinted rocks.
There should be an item that sacrifices health for time or teleports you to boss rush even after the 20 min mark. The teleport item would only appear after mom's foot. Could even do boss rush twice. It would be rare, though.
I don't understand why people don't like crooked/omega penny. It's basically a 50% chance free item when you pick up a passive, and if theres a battery then we can watch NL at the casino.
1 coin away from buying sack boy In a room that still has multiple greed puppets Has 5 bombs Doesn't even bother and Crooked Coin's the room into oblivion
I just looked up what Greed's Gullet does and I learned that it can really fuck you if you already have a lot of money. I'm gonna remind myself that next time I see it lol
I'm still salty about this daily. It's my fault for dying on the first boss, but dang it, didn't have the lil monstro, again my fault, figured I'd try to find more money to reroll instead of bombs. Only loss out of 23 dailies so far, and I was looking forward to a daily with my favorite character.
So NL is never gonna get to see Greed's Gullet in use unless he does a seeded run huh? Since he does Eden runs instead of random runs and is never going to elect to play the Keeper
Im actually so mad, I took that fucking I'm Excited pill right when I got it and then that fucking champion Monstro boss fight was sped up and I fucking died. Of course the deal with the devil had Mom's fucking Knife. And then NL has the AUDACITY to say "of course I'm gonna take all these unknown pills right away" yeah except for the motherfucking I'm Excited pill THAT CAN "RUIN YOUR RUN" YES NL IT CAN IM SO MAD
NL, Never stop taking that penny, It is and may always be one of the best items for making things entertaining, even if it can make you look like a moron here and there haha
This response is very late but NL extra fingers don't hurt. At least mine had no nerves in it so it didn't hurt and it was removed very early in life so I don't remember how it feels. 🤷♂️
Cursed eye is pretty bad... but why do you care with mom's knife and as the lost?! Are you upset of being teleported everytime you die? Or you'd rather not charge your shoot?
"This could be the hardest floor in the entire boss room." -NL 2017
*boss fight
"I actually think Lil' Montsro might be the best lil' familiar in the game..." Somewhere in a dingy corner, Lil' Brim pats Bumbo comfortingly on the shoulder as he weeps softly, while Dry Baby and Fourth Level Meat Boy throw darts at a picture of NL.
Neither Bumbo, Dry Baby or Meat Boy are lil' familiars (and besides, Bandage Girl does way more damage than Meat Boy).
I love when NL tries to min-max his points by doing all rooms yet he still picks up useless items for the penalty
***** I'm starting to wonder if he forgot or he thinks he's actually gaining points
SarahMariePardy "Yeah, this is bad for us, but whatever."
Tibasu He has said many many times before that he just loves picking up items in Isaac.
The josh mod needs to change "Chaos" to "ZANYNESS"
Or "NOVEL."
Yes! That would be perfect
Lil monstro is an all time classic
The Omega Penny "lonely penny"
Fantastic plays with omega penny, top tier 4sure
egg should just have waited a bit or bombed more shopkeepers to get both items...
The sackhead double has just Eggcellent
Joao Batista Perin Junior it was so good I unsubbed
The comment section has just become a shitposting contest at this point
At this point?
(Long comment, yeah, but trust me, it's worth it).
But why's everyone hating on Voltie all of a sudden?
Eh, I mean, yeah, he's the only commenter to be canonically part of the Eggverse, as he was mentioned by NL (I forgot in which episode), but that's not really a valid reason.
Cause he only posts the same thing, maybe? Is that why?
Albeit he *doesn't* actually post the same thing. A quick click on "View all replies" shows that he actually posts different stuff every video.
Unless it's *not* because he's been mentioned by Egg, or the fact that he "posts the same comment".
So... it has to be something else. I have no idea what that thing is, but there *has* to be a reason... right?
Equations! That's right! Those Illuminati theorists always add and subtract things, so perhaps there's something... more sinister about Voltaire...
Hmmm... Let's see... Voltaire has eight letters...
Eight is five plus three, right?
Interesting... Five multiplied by three is fifteen.
So our numbers are fifteen, eight, three and five. All related in some way or another.
Secondly, Voltaire has arguably two syllables, which isn't a lot for an eight letter word.
Okay. Two syllables, that's two. Our numbers are 15, 8, 2, 3 and 5.
Five minus three is two! So I've just connected 2 to the rest of the numbers.
And adding them together gives us 33!
So 33 x 2, which was one of our numbers gives us 66...
Take another 6, and you have... 666! OH MY GOD! VOLTAIRE = THE DEVIL = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED/!?!??!!43O2QJ141!!!!!!!
(This was a giant troll all along, just read the first LETTER from every sentence save for the first one in brackets :D)
Voltaire Whoops, sorry dude, hehe. I was in such a rush to get it out that I made a terrible mistake :p thanks for pointing it out
This...is cringe.
Craygroup IS God Glad to know you liked it!
PixelAxe Stop being delusional, it was shit.
...Jesus Christ
that shop play on the flooded caves broke my soul
I think "I'm Excited" gives Egg PTSD from the speed challenge.
"Daily for Feb"
The OatmealMuffin Description game weak lately, NL.
is NL okay?
This daily is dedicated for Feb?
'Who is Feb?' you may ask. No one knows.
athame does nothing for us, lets double it
11:35 What an absolute madman. This is zany in its natural habitat.
Hush ends:37:52
aNak1N122 Ive seen you around you really like telling times
:D
Seemed like nl was in a bout of denial after that sack boy fuck up lol
Someone make a mod that makes every coin-like item become "Omega Penny". Just to fuck him up.
Sack boy would probably have given you enough pennies as a result to also get the bent penny, silly NL
'I actually think lil monstro might be the best lil familiar in the game'? What about lil brim?
"Sometimes the fastest person wins the race. Sometimes the second faster person...gets in a crash."
Typical egg
You goddamn diglett, do you realize how good cursed eye is on the lost
That shop play with Omega Penny and Sack Boy was actually terrible lol
69guitarchick 50/50 shots have the propensity to be that way.
"This could be the hardest floor we have on the entire bossfight" - Thanks for that amazing commentary, Northern :D
a tip for curse of the not seeing the map: when you finish a room go to the room clockwise (or counterclockwise, whatever) from the door where you entered. repeat til you finish the floor. if you end up in a closed loop (possible, not super common) just pick another room off the loop.
"We need to hurry to get to boss rush."
*Takes every unnecessary detour possible and picks up Every consumable even though he normally doesn't
The missed seam on this run: Black Market, 2nd floor. Potential Infinity: Blank Card 2 of diamonds and an item shop that has a reroll machine. It was there... YOU EGG.
Lil monstro best lil monster in game cough cough lil brimstone in the corner :c
NL, consider Cursed Eye as the Lost. Its only negative is when you get hit, and if you get hit as Lost, you're dead. It's a good item if you remove the negative.
If you want to know if it's bad to have extra fingers, ASK YOUR CATS. all toes, on all paws should be 18. If you get to 19... your cat has extra toes.
"if we can't beat mum's heart, hush is going to be a nightmare" if you can't beat mum's heart then you won't get to hush
Voltaire smells
Voltaire TENNNNNN POIIIIINNNNTTTTTSSSSSS TO GRYFINDOOOOORRRR
Voltaire you still smell tho
The real question is: What does Voltaire smell like?
AnotherRandomCommenter horse sweat, trust me i know.
Lilac and gooseberries.
11:36 good sound
did not know, that the Happening was directed by Marty Scorsese... Thanks for info NL...
What if Voltaire and egg were the same person?
For all we care, we've never seen them both in the same room at the same time!
+Voltaire look..
Stand next to a mirror, and if you see something pearl-colored and oval, then you need to seriously start looking harded for tinted rocks.
There should be an item that sacrifices health for time or teleports you to boss rush even after the 20 min mark. The teleport item would only appear after mom's foot. Could even do boss rush twice. It would be rare, though.
AYEVERYBODY
"This could be the hardest floor we have on the entire boss fight"
Daily reminder to call 911 if you think you're having a stroke.
It's called the Crooked Penny! Not Omega Penny!
I like how you talk about how quickly people will get sick of omega penny and then proceeded to lose the cancer trinket after losing sack head
"10 minutes is the expected split for this floor"
"split"
must be a speed run
The Departed..." "The Happening" " bahaha
I don't understand why people don't like crooked/omega penny. It's basically a 50% chance free item when you pick up a passive, and if theres a battery then we can watch NL at the casino.
1 coin away from buying sack boy
In a room that still has multiple greed puppets
Has 5 bombs
Doesn't even bother and Crooked Coin's the room into oblivion
I just looked up what Greed's Gullet does and I learned that it can really fuck you if you already have a lot of money. I'm gonna remind myself that next time I see it lol
Omega penny is the best item in the entire game! I love seeing you be ballzy with it! Stay golden pony boy
greed's gullet, believe it or not, works with the keeper.
Fucking Mom's Knife turns every run into a snoozefest.
Nooo! Please ALWAYS take the Omega Penny when it shows up. I love that item :)
Highlight of this episode. "Ask your mother."
I can't wait to see him open up the soy milk maggy daily and just say "fuck"
IT'S CALLED CROOKED PENNY, CROOKED PENNY, CROOKED PENNY, CROOKED PENNY
i want that nl scream at the end for my ringtone
Yay NL researched an item!!
Now we just wait for the "now that I know what it does it is potentially very useful!" comment to come in..
man, this was a fantastic daily for Feb
"The daily... that's the superbowl." This guy thinks everyday's the superbowl.
omega penny is the new d100
Nice run egg
.. It's been like a minute since it was uploaded.
Definitely worth waiting to unlock holy mantle before doing the lost at least as a beginner haha
I accidentally died on this daily by popping a Judgement card while moving - and it spawned a demon beggar directly in front of me.
It's the daily for February! Yay! :D
AYERYBODY
Voltaire fight me
I'm still salty about this daily.
It's my fault for dying on the first boss, but dang it, didn't have the lil monstro, again my fault, figured I'd try to find more money to reroll instead of bombs.
Only loss out of 23 dailies so far, and I was looking forward to a daily with my favorite character.
I guess you can say he picked up the
Om-egg-a penny
O M E G A P E N N Y
Sounds like old NL, the strimmer that played darksouls2 NL, before he went all hollywood NL.
I was 10 minutes into a lost run when I clicked this video. Just found Dad's Key, bring it on egg :D
So NL is never gonna get to see Greed's Gullet in use unless he does a seeded run huh?
Since he does Eden runs instead of random runs and is never going to elect to play the Keeper
Why didn't he take cursed eye?
He's the fucking Lost, so it's either you're dead or not, you can't get teleported with cursed eye.
fuck, that shop... that hurt.
Im actually so mad, I took that fucking I'm Excited pill right when I got it and then that fucking champion Monstro boss fight was sped up and I fucking died. Of course the deal with the devil had Mom's fucking Knife. And then NL has the AUDACITY to say "of course I'm gonna take all these unknown pills right away" yeah except for the motherfucking I'm Excited pill THAT CAN "RUIN YOUR RUN" YES NL IT CAN IM SO MAD
so apparently having mom's knife means egg wont complain about getting literally no damage upgrades... mom's knife with 3.50 damage isnt that good
Good try on the hush fight NL , that could of been epic.
NL, Never stop taking that penny, It is and may always be one of the best items for making things entertaining, even if it can make you look like a moron here and there haha
Greens gullet works with the keeper
Aww, it seems Egg didn't record the soy milk daily, I was looking forward to watching him play that
Jelmerlicious on a recent episode he said he died right away on purpose because he was busy and went on a skiing trip. maybe that was the daily?
BlueCheese Yeah I thought about that too. Such a shame
My mom actually had an extra Finger lol
let's not get too cocky? More like let's not get bukkake amirite?
"Daily for Feb"
thats called a monthly
That Curse Room had Cursed Eye ya dingus.
but idk if it works with Mom's Knife. I couldn't get Mom's Knife tho.
you heard it here first folks NL thinks lil' monstro is better than lil' brimstone
omega penny is THE BEST item in afterbirth plus
Question: you take the polaroid, then use omega penny and it works. Do you get 2 free items?
every episode you bring up the falcons
Why not take cursed eye? Its effect would never trigger unless you die? Cursed eye is super strong on the lost, oh NL...
This response is very late but NL extra fingers don't hurt. At least mine had no nerves in it so it didn't hurt and it was removed very early in life so I don't remember how it feels. 🤷♂️
Daily for Feb
hey if you duplicate pedistals you can get more items!
I use these videos to fall asleep
We have issues, its been 47 seconds and there's already 10 comments.
Hopefully not all faith was lost for this daily
"Nothing purse NL"
What does the I'm Excited pill do?
Cursed eye is pretty bad... but why do you care with mom's knife and as the lost?! Are you upset of being teleported everytime you die? Or you'd rather not charge your shoot?
Oh god that sack boy play
Im sick of the frequency of wich he takes ''omega penny''.
>daily for feb
god tier description nl
You silly, silly man
NL deletes sack head: wtf
NL deletes cancer trinket: ok I can't watch anymore
Rip cancer trinket
Mark Wahlberg in The Happening, huh?
Bellsquad!!!!