I worked with a guy with learnig issues and, one weekend somebody took him to a hunting store and bought him a rukey call that he put in his mouth and made turkey gobbling noises. So, for a week, he would only talk in turkey gobbling noises. It was fucking hillarious!
And, some Victorain lady introduced Turkish Delight at a dinner party and one of the men said it reminded him of Turkish Delight, which was slang for cunnilingus, The men all knew what he meant but the women didn't, so it got called Turkish Delight.
On the subject of sheep's testicles, for a time in the late 1980s, early 1990s, my family kept some sheep and goats for keeping the grass in my large property trimmed. Of course, the sheep were all tails docked at birth because of the Australian climate. Normally we would only get ewes, and any male lambs or kids would also be neutered at birth, so it was a change of pace when we were given a two year old intact ram. One day, my very young son told us that it didn't matter that the ram had had it's tail cut off as it was growing another one between its legs.
i very much think that although 'hat' can colloquially mean 'headwear' & all hats are headwear, not all headwear is a hat. something something squares/rectangles, raspberries/berries
I think it must depend on the insurance. My dog got hit by a car 5 years ago and needed two options, first to save her life, then one by a specialist to save her leg. It would cost thousands. The insurance covered it.
I always recommend to people to make a separate bank account for your pet and deposit what you would pay for pet insurance each month into it. AND, always add whatever extra you can, whenever you can and pray you never need it for them.
Also never being funny and just spitting the BBC buzzword of the day, but it's okay, he's also never had an original thought, and doesn't understand jokes or saltire.
A neighbour, many years ago told of a Family of Sister Marrying her brother and they had 7 children. one had a third hand in the middle of his chest. The children all had something that made following the Travelling Amusements, Circus' and Freak Shows as Pick pockets.
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"Violet where'd you get those pills" cracks me up overtime.
I've watched tonnes of your videos, just wanted to say thanks for uploading so much good content!
Hardly watch my favorite show for I can't get CX&miss much
Oh man, listening to them talk about quarantine in fall 2019 hits different now
I worked with a guy with learnig issues and, one weekend somebody took him to a hunting store and bought him a rukey call that he put in his mouth and made turkey gobbling noises. So, for a week, he would only talk in turkey gobbling noises. It was fucking hillarious!
And, some Victorain lady introduced Turkish Delight at a dinner party and one of the men said it reminded him of Turkish Delight, which was slang for cunnilingus, The men all knew what he meant but the women didn't, so it got called Turkish Delight.
"It is a hat."
She just destroyed that guy...🤣
On the subject of sheep's testicles, for a time in the late 1980s, early 1990s, my family kept some sheep and goats for keeping the grass in my large property trimmed. Of course, the sheep were all tails docked at birth because of the Australian climate. Normally we would only get ewes, and any male lambs or kids would also be neutered at birth, so it was a change of pace when we were given a two year old intact ram. One day, my very young son told us that it didn't matter that the ram had had it's tail cut off as it was growing another one between its legs.
The "Sandi Sasnav" I'd love it and it would be good sell here in Scandinavia, maybe a few of "Sandi's Scandies line's" as well 😁
a little idiom i came up with as a kid to remember the planets is "my very energetic mum jogged somewhere up north" and i still use it sometimes
My goodness! laugh? I had to keep going to toilet before I wet myself 😂😂😂😂
i very much think that although 'hat' can colloquially mean 'headwear' & all hats are headwear, not all headwear is a hat. something something squares/rectangles, raspberries/berries
"My god, that's FULL THANOS."
Comments like this is why I watch the show.
Oh holy shit, it's the guy from the wheelchair dancing ident
💙🌻💙
“How do you feel about quiche?”
I've spent £4k on my dog over the last 2 years.... pet insurance is a scam peeps. They cover FA.
I think it must depend on the insurance. My dog got hit by a car 5 years ago and needed two options, first to save her life, then one by a specialist to save her leg. It would cost thousands. The insurance covered it.
Depends entirely on the insurance.
I would recommend gaining a rudimentary understanding of medicine before going for insurance of that nature.
I always recommend to people to make a separate bank account for your pet and deposit what you would pay for pet insurance each month into it. AND, always add whatever extra you can, whenever you can and pray you never need it for them.
Cheaper to buy a new dog
I just have 1 thing to say, dont leave Stephen Fry and vomiting Larry alone in a room.
Really RUclips 2 adverts every 5 minutes of video.
Adblock or revanced if you're on android bud
bl'''''y averts
Typical Nish bringing everything back to Brexit
Also never being funny and just spitting the BBC buzzword of the day, but it's okay, he's also never had an original thought, and doesn't understand jokes or saltire.
Funny, i had the exact same discussion about him with a mate the other night. It’s like he only has one joke, and that’s not even funny.
A neighbour, many years ago told of a Family of Sister Marrying her brother and they had 7 children. one had a third hand in the middle of his chest. The children all had something that made following the Travelling Amusements, Circus' and Freak Shows as Pick pockets.
i would describe every one on stage as an extravert, so would anyone at home,