1 OVR PLAYER IN FIFA 20 | THE BOX v5 | EPISODE #1
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- YOU'VE ALL BEEN ASKING, AND FINALLY HE'S HERE! The newest instalment of 1 Rated FIFA phenomenon that is The Box is poorly dribbling his way back onto your computer screens. But can Brunei's worst export do the business on the English stage? Short answer - no.
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Ight so my bid is:
Mo Salah’s shoulder after Ramos ripped it off, the growth hormones that Messi took as a wee lad, Ismalia Sarr’s autographed shirt from from the Liverpool game, the ball Fernando Torres put into Cambodia from Old Trafford, and a Wheaties box with the Box V2 on it.
MrCoconuts 😂😂
Perfect
them some jank ass growth hormones
Government: self-isolation
Young children: we’re safe at last
And my bid is: The Box V5’s boxing glove he used to fight the training bollard this video and if that’s not enough I could offer the only football in Brunei (it’s square).
Adam jonson
Sidvin Sivakumar Adam Johnson
Backstory: He was born in Brunei, at the age of 6 he was known because of his incredible football skills, but alas, he got bladdered and ate a baby before being deported into Liverpool
George Does Football Brunei
AlertTj02 Sesay he edited it
🤣
I bid a half eaten sandwhich, Willian's hair, Lovern's defending and Spurs' trophy cabinet.
LOL
Thay ant got one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U spelt Lovren wrong
So your bidding a half eaten sandwich and an Afro?
First three, quality last one, non-existent
Backstory: The Box was brought into this world being touted the next Messi and was birthed into a shack. However after being in the world for 3.7 seconds, everyone realized just how much of a failure he was, part being to the massive red Afro on him. Growing up, he worked his hardest to be the best footballer and student he could be, and ended with all -Es, one worse than an F, and having the first touch of a trampoline. He was such a disappointment that he was deported from Brunei and forced to make a life in England. It was there that he used his mountain goat shearing skills to impress the scouts at Liverpool and won the honors of being the food producer. However, he was mistaken for a footballer after dipping his feet into the tomato sauce and kicking it off the table, so he was put on the 3rd team. After running from the feds for a year, he blackmailed everyone on the Liverpool roster so that he would be given a starting spot as striker.
The first touch of a trampoline 😂😂
Give this man a medal
👏👏👏👏👏
Bruh
👌👌
My bid is: Sadio Mané’s hairline, KSIOlajideBT’s shirt from his professional career at Hull Bats, a half-eaten Snickers bar in a Kit-Kat wrapper, and the amount of empty seats at your average City game.
The Smiler underrated comment bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“half-eaten Snickers bar in a Kit-Kat wrapper
noice
Backstory:
The Box is actually Roddy Rich's Favourite Football Player that's why his song is named the Box
Ya ya hhaaa
Genius
That’s not a backstory
😂😂
Nice
Bid: mustafis skill and finishing, a pants made in Hungary, David Luis’s pace, the passing skill of a table, and gordon Ramsey’s attitude.
Backstory: he is the product of neymar and his sister having fun
Lol
lmao
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh yh
@@IBCreativeIB k
I cannot speak or I am in trouble
I am prepared to bid shinty-six partially recycled toilet rolls, a month’s supply of crossword puzzles in hieroglyphics, a reminder that Alberto Moreno has more UCL Winner’s Medals than Zlatan, and the Bruneian Box Office earnings of the 2009 film “The Box” to be paid in the box that once shipped a pair of boxing gloves to Brunei’s greatest ever boxer called “The Ball.”
I swear if this isn't put on the next FNG video I will go full Sergio Ramos and rip Nirans arm out of his socket.
Give me the toilet paper we're all going insane
U r a biding god I am truly inspired
This is Genius!!
👏👏👏👏👏genius. Magnifico
I bid for Alex iwobi’s mop hair, Adrian’s passport to go back to Spain, Faiq Bolkia’s response to you on insta and a twix bar from the local corner shop, and the Box v124’s justice, and last but not least wanye ROOnEY’S obsession with the elderly
Backstory: He is actually just a regular brunninian man called Sajid Buthemcapier who has strange fetishes and looked up to Adam Johnson as the connoisseur of his line of work. Through that he trained and achieved an absolutely flawless touch of the balls. He was arrested in Brunei and sent to prison in England where he met his idol. As cellmates they planned their escape so he was smuggled out of jail when Adam was released. Out in the wild, the Box (his new identity) wanted to go back to his old life but was trapped in the city of Liverpool as his brunninian passport was in
Brunei. He then applied for a job at LFC as janitor. On his CV, it said he had a great "touch" and really "understood" the game which the interviewer mistook as a reference to actual football at which point he frauded his way to a pro contract. As a fellow Box though he decided to help v4 in kidnapping Jurgen's fish and only releasing it after his fellow box was appointed manager.
That's great
Magdelene Hoffman it is godly
@@c4s. what dude
I bid the bat that was ate, a bottle of corona, the box’s girlfriend’s wig and the kids trapped in his basement
Skeleton Jim13 yes
*WAS ATE*
You can’t bid something belonging to him
Backstory: he is the son of the 15 year old girl Adam Johnson had fun with.
deine mutter 😂😂
"fun"
if its not this one idk what it will be
Least his father hit the back of the net 😂😂😂
😭😭😭
I bid:
Adam Johnson's cell
A strand of Box v4's hair
Phil Jones's defensive ability
A teaspoon of mayo from Jesse Lingard's fridge
A half eaten bar of aero
Half a bottle of peanut butter from Grealish's cupboard
I guarantee this is the best bid you have seen:
1.24% of a Second Division Kazakhstani Cricket teams transfer budget, a broken toilet seat that has Gonzalo Higuain's bum print on it, a 3/4 eaten mars bar from 1993, and one Lego monkey.
Heres a backstory:
49 years ago he was conceived in a dingy basement in the bruneiean government's top secret facility, he was experimented on. Having been touched inapropriately since the age of twelve, one night, he broke out of the facility by rappeling down from the roof using a rope made from hairs of the many goats he was forced to shear over the years. He made a run for it and ended up on a boat to Britain. Having arived there, he assumed the last name "box" as he knew he could blend in perfectly with the other fellow bruneian boxes, given his exceptional talent at football. One day he arrived on the Liverpool training field donning a bright coloured afro wig he stole from a clown's car and the rest is history
Hahahahaha 😂
Can’t wait for the legendary box to be unpacked
I don't know whether you're talking about a cardboard box or The Box v5, I really hope you're not talking about the latter!
@Lars Mazumdar Brunian Farmer with no attacking intent who has less chance of scoring than Richard off of the undatables in the box*
RIP Bobby Firmino’s starting place
Rumours say that the new bid is undeniable:
6 and a half toilet rolls
A special Box-edition from Corona beer with 13 bottles of beer
A signed shirt from Box v4 himself
An old, wooden axe (legends say it's the axe that the grandparents of Box used in their farm
And last, but not least a brown, cosy pillow
I bid Roberto Firmino’s teeth, Ronaldinho’s passport, Adrian’s footwork, Ksi’s bandana, Logan Paul’s dignity, Zlatan’s nose, Lukaku’s first touch, a fat Emile Heskey and Harry Kane’s trophy cabinet
Lol 😂
Your transit van crews are very skilled if they've "captured" those products
When the vid comes on, I bid: A half eaten pea from his Grandfather's plate back in 1969, the box's cousin Packaging V5, and if that doesn't satisfy you I will throw in a pint of beer that was recycled into a giant bin.
PACKAGING V5 IM CRYING
@@averagefutplayer3607 thanks!
I bid half a broken down truck on the highways of the Dominican Republic, a half torn packet of greggs chips, a blind youth academy coach from the 5th division of the Maldives, 3 Youth Academy Failures from a 7th tier Gambian side, Michail Antonio's steering wheel and a torn invite from Jack Grealishs party
Backstory: his dad, Jesse Lingard, his mum, Peter Crouch, and his brother, Akinfenwa, all abandoned the box in Liverpool. The first night he was approached by a psycho barber and was taken to the barber shop. The barber painted his hair purple, yes painted and hung him upside down so that his hair will grow quicker . The next morning the box escaped and whilst he was running he ran into Andrew Robertson who took him to watch Liverpool. The box wasn’t interested and that’s the reason he became a footballer.
His mum is Peter Crouch wtf? Lmao
Backstory to why hes Bruneien (idk how to spell it)
#JUSTICEFORBOLKIAH
Backstory:
He was chuked on to the streets of KFC and lived on chicken bones and corona and got addicted to cocaine as he looks up to Maradona. Then he failed every test at school apart from the ADHD, autism and color blind one. At the age of 48 he paid liverpool a mountain goat and got a contract
Jesus, you guys are still pissed off about Maradona lol
Didnt he pass the autism test
@@amnknw1976 good point mate 😂
@@LMC-xz6qh Maradona is a prick, end of
@@amnknw1976 sorry I forgot that
I bid spurs' silverware, the box's footballing ability, niran's skill on f1 2019, the chance of lockdown ending before summer and my dad - all things that dont exist
eyy you forgot the audi cup lad xD
Davinoo i was gonna say that😂😂😂
@@billydorrington5758 Gotta be quick innit xD
BID: Tickets to Kyle Walker's party, Jack Grealish's Car, Zlatan going to the virus, My computer virus and 3 half-legged mountain goats
Here’s my bid:
Half a Bruneian mountain sheep, a pet rock, a questionably damp sock, 52 rolls of toilet paper, getting 23.4 seconds outside your house and a half eaten freddo
"A pet rock"
Buttered Side Down:GIMME THAT
Backstory: He's on the registrer and Adam Johnson has admired his work
Wheres the joke?
True I have been in contact with Adam during my time in prison.
I can’t believe how far the box has came. Roddy Rich even made a song about him
Hahaha
Lol
The adidas predator joke made me roll on the floor lmao
This is for sure going to be a bid for the box that won't be turned down :
The box's adoption papers from when his parents wanted to adopt him to a family of goats, the box's left lung, the first goat that he "had fun with", his arrest warrant for when he tried to entertain kids with his amazing dribbles (you don't want to know what happened) at a party and last but not least, Adrian's and Dejan Lovren's footballing abilities
Backstory:He was born in Brunei from a princess mother, his father was a sheep farmer. As a young boy his mother and father divorced and he was put up for adoption. He was adopted by a pair of crackheads from Wolverhampton, at age 5 he became an alcoholic. He attended school and was best mates with Adam Johnson. His Geography teacher was Donald Trump. Diego Maradona was the P.E teacher. He failed all his GCSEs and escaped to Leicester. At age 20 he joined the Leicester academy. He was insane. He contacted his mother. It seemed his life was really coming together. He asked his mum for £3 million. He had a cocaine addiction since year 7 and needed to fuel it. He was declined by Leicester. He spent the next 29 years living on a diet of raw chicken fillets from Morrison’s and Fosters. Liverpool found him going through the bins at the ground and signed him immediately, he replaced the entire squad and played alone. Liverpool didn’t win anything and he was chucked out to Besiktas on loan, where he now plays
I would offer a music stand from the year 673. One of Alessandro Del Pieros finger nails, a drunken hippo, the town of Lincoln, the crown on the Real Madrid logo, Barry from tesco, rights for KDB to talk, a rubber from 2029 and a sloppy kiss from Johnathan
Class
btec ksi I will offer a kiss from johnathan as well
EMILIO BURTRANAGEO
Perfect Alpacas I’ll add that in
I bid a child from Poland, a packet of out of date quavers, a beard of a kangaroo, 6 spoons, and five sheep from Brunei delivered by a cargo bob
My bid is:
The last cheeto in the bag,
A cardboard cut out of Danny DeVito's left foot,
An empty fruit shoot,
And a wheelchair.. with no wheels.
Liverpool: You’ll Never Walk Alone
Box v5 to children:
It’s finally happened. He has awnsered our prayers.
My bid: Wroetoshaw’s uploading schedule, a mouldy mars bar, the box V5’s hairline, Grealish’s lucky boots and Behzinga’s weight loss plan
I bid 4 expired vitamin tablets,brunei's best dermatologist, a strand of boris Johnson's hair and a pack of cd's bought in a barbershop
Legend has it that the Box was attracted to Niran’s laugh so he immigrated to England
😂
I'll bid 17.5 empty toilet paper rolls, a certificate for a knighthood from a Shreddies box, a 2013 argos catalogue, the unclaimed Premier League trophy from this year and a dart board which has every number replaced with 69.
I bid every single hair of any man that’s shaved his head over quarantine, marhez’s penalty vs Liverpool, a Nivea cream wash bag, an air con unit and a Sainsbury’s contract
I bid,
A piece of cotton wool from every sheep/mountain goat ever sheared by a box,
A strand of hair from the Box V4's head , picked by a fan off the ball which knocked out his grandmother in the stands,
A roll of toilet roll that the Box V5 used for the "stay at home challenge"
And a key to the box family basement (no idea what you'll find)
I bid The box's wife: Doja Cat
His long lost cousin: Packaging peanuts v5
His dog: Plastic Bag v5
And the kids he's hunted
and i thought my addition of a diss track was good
When you put his long lost cousin you copied my bid.
@@andrewirollason6950 how
@@skepticalfn_ because if you look at my bid, I put Packaging V5 on there.
Plot twist: the box is lucky he found a wife but she soon cheated on him with spaghetti
Niran: he has the same pace as a one legged red panda
Me: IS IT DOG
I bid:
A room in which the Box can quarantine with her majesty for the rest of the year, a bottle of shampoo, and the crumbs from my toaster.
For the righteous ownership of the box, I bid, Dom Solanke’s nose hair, 234 beetles, 4 tonnes of ice cream cones, Jordan Ayew’s right toenail clipping and a bucket to cover the box v5’s head
The greatest football series to ever grace youtube...
Can only imagine what Mark Goldbridge would feel if he did this series😂!
I bid: Ramos’s stack of red cards deli allis hairline, Harry Kane’s left testicle and a free tour of the box V5s basement.
Take it or leave it
You come up with the funniest and most random content I swear 🤣 the commentary just makes it even better
My bid for the box , half a raisin , a dvd of the box’s sheep farming tips , 700 broken light bulbs and a bronze statue of a blade of grass. If that is not enough I can throw in a mountain goat scented candle.
Everybody gangsta until the box makes a comeback
Backstory: He killed his mom and dad and brother then left the house to become a footballer.
(He threw his baby brother into the Grand canyon)
I bid a Coca Cola bottle, a toy firetruck, a 30mph sign I got from the streets, a rasins bag, some old paint I found in my basement, a pot noodle pot, borderlands 2, skate 3, and a jar of pickles I found in my garden. Take it or leave it.
I bid:
The Box v4’s managerial ability,
A truck full of hand sanitizer,
A life-size statue of the box made from toilet paper,
And finally, the binoculars handed down through each generation of Box’s for them to spy on the local primary schools.
No one
Not a soul
Laurence off the kick off: *The box v5 is a generational talent!*
I bid Prince Phillip's handkerchief from before he was born, a chicken that lays eggs full of money, a piece of paper designed to be eaten by the box's uncle and the famous footballer Razakanirina Rakotohasimbola.
Yes, my favourite player; Razakanirina Rakotohasimbola. Seriously though it sounds like a disease!
I promise you he's real - plays for Madagascar
Here's a bid you can't refuse:
-The BOX's year 7's report card
-Three Russian tea ladies
-Tottenham's Audi Cup trophy
-A key to Southampton
-One of Zidane's head hairs
-The BOX's pet ostrich named "Albert"
-A pirated copy of the Chinese version of Goal 2
-Jack Grealish's Range Rover
-A Bruneian plant merchant who's the brother and cousin of the BOX
-Lastly, Meal Deal from 2007
Backstory:
When fellaini cut his meme hair, a bruneian who tought it was a humanish sheep hair decided to take them to his house. then some random famly who had nothing to do with our guy had a kid and that kid is the box v5. this is also probably why he sheers goat, not sheep.
The series is so famous that Roddy Ricch made a song about him
Backstory: His dodgy ‘first touch’ got him deported to Britain
Backstory: the box worked as a voat sheerer in brunie when he became the first person to develop coronavirus after getting mad and biting his leg. He survived and then got into liverpool fc because of misidentity
I bid : a bottle of corona , a grain of sand from north east Asia , green sunglasses signed by the box v3 , wool from Gareth Bale’s girlfriend (a sheep) , DT’s hat and Tottenham’s trophy cabinet
Nobody:
Niran: "Which of these SPECIMENS"
I've been waiting for this moment for an entire year
This is the moments we’ve all been waiting for. And it’s live.!.!
I bid Adama Traoré's dreadlocks, a rubber PSG keychain, the gloves that Adrián threw in that FA Cup penalty shootout against Everton, the last hair of Scott Brown's head and the rights to the phrase "Good ebening", which include a 100-hour video of Unai Emery repeating that into oblivion.
My bid is :
The female box’s signed shirt in the game she scored at Everton
Two plane tickets to and from Brunei
1982 sondico football boots
Steve Bruce’s tactical genius
And Robbies left testical from AFTV
Bid: half of a Doritos bag, 2 Litres of coconut milk, Roberto Firmino’s dead goldfish, the rights to own the letter 8, wool and finally some green sunglasses signed by Box v4
...
I bid all of Jesse Lingard's goals in 2019 and Andreas Perriera's end product
that's like bidding all of pep guardiola, zidane, reina, scott brown, tim howard and brad friedel's hairs
Backstory: the box was born in Brunei because his parents have been kicked out of the U.S before he was born for robbing a wealthy man, and they could only afford to go to Brunei. He was depressed and clowned himself to give him an Afro and pink hair. Then he ran away with absolutely nothing licking the streets to fill his hunger. He didn’t learn how to do anything and a Liverpool scout came and thought that he was a different guy that was a 5 star young player and found him thinking it was the scouted player. He nodded not knowing how to say yes. Then he accidentally killed Roberto Firmino by trapping him in a wardrobe and dumping him in a lake. The manager decided to give The Box a chance thinking he was a 5 start young player, but he wasn’t. This guy named FNG became manager and loved how funny this was keeping him on the squad so now he is playing in this match.
I bid a get out of jail free card from monopoly, Roddy Rich’s baby photos and the cure to the bubonic plague
Eee urr
He's so good ge has a song named after him
I bid the rustiest shears you have ever seen, a piece of toast from the year 2012, a football guide to help the box play football, a box for the box to box and a strand of hair from Gary glitter
Love it!!!
Backstory: got lost in self isolation and found his way across the globe to Anfield where there was no competition and got a contract as mascot but got lost and ended up on the pitch
He’s tapped
This is the kind of content I need whilst in quarantine!
Also I would've bidded two toilet rolls but then again that is actually worth something now, so instead I bid two half-eaten, diseased ridden ham sandwiches Paul Konchesky, the third GOAL movie, a TESCO Meal Deal, a £5 Amazon Gift Card and footage of Steven Gerrard slipping against Chelsea in 2014.
Odion Igahlo is absolutely awful, but That last bit will make sure you don't get selected
Came from Barf ..
My backstory is the box v4 was spying on nursery pupils and caught the box v5 (back then was a normal Bruneian 4 year old) the box v4 took him to his shack and evolved him into the box v5
Backstory: he's the creator of red card soccer!
2:49
Niran: the whammest nose I’ve ever seen!
Tobjizzle: Finally, a worthy challenger!
I bid drakes sons genes that come from drake, manes hairline, Spurs’ trophy cabinet and a video of Adam Johnson with an 18+ women, so overall I bid nothing
SPURS have one the Audi cup
Backstory. The box v5 and his dad wre beautiful men before a nuclear rhino destroyed their handsome bodies. The box v5 arrived at anfield, having materialized into the craziest man in the history of time. His dad makes a living in china
I bid an empty mars wrapper, a shredded up cardboard box, 50p for tax, and some cat food to keep him going.
Here is my bid for the Box:
• 20 g of Divock Origi’s pubes
• a blade of grass from a Bruneian farmer’s grassfield
• Some of the growth hormone’s Messi took as a kid
• Sadio Mane’s hairline
• Ismaila Sarr’s match-worn and autographed shirt from his game vs Liverpool
• Dejan Lovren’s defending skills
• the Box’s footballing ability
Let’s start off the Box bidding in a spectacular way this year: I offer the three sheep that Box V5 sheared as a child with his father, the restraining order filed against Box V5 from all the schools across that globe, Arsenal’s chances of getting in the Europa League next season (this is rather low), a pint of milk from a Bruneian mountain goat that Box V5 smuggled in when he moved to the UK and one singular hair from each of the previous Boxes. If that doesn’t satisfy you enough, I’ll throw in a bottle of hand sanitizer.
U would have won him if u stuck in box v2's daughter
The box v5 shears mountain goats in actuality
For the box I trade you this:
- one toilet seat
- a slice of bread, 3 years expired
- chewing gum scraped from under my desk
- a jersey of the dutch national team from 7 years ago
Take it or leave it mate.
The box is the weird uncle we all have of the other boxes
Back story: The box V5 is the son of Jimmy Saville and father of Ksi's dad he worked as a goat mountain shearer in brunei for 2years and then quit and became a clown but was fired after 4 minutes for making a innapropete private part out of a balloon and kidnapping a 7year old kid he was put on the register and 8 years later after he broke out of Alcatraz he went to Portugal and kidnapped a kid called Madeleine McCann and sent her to Ukraine in a box. to hide his identity he put one of his old purple clown wig's on. he is know playing football but only to get enough money to buy a new white van and the Thor 5kg spin1000 washing machine. but he still kindnapps kids and frames Adam Johnson for most of them
Hahahhahahah thats the best one
Back Story: He was a caveman that discovered fire, then got stucked in ambar for a few thousunds of years until someone found hum and took his ability to breath
I bid a tuna flavoured hotdog (which is a Bruneian delicacy), the Box's 4th prison sentence for bumfiddling in Brunei, and the flippers he used to swim to the UK as he wasn't legally allowed to leave the country
Belly button lint, a hard quaver which has been wet and then dried, and John Terry’s soggy old johnny for boxy boy
Corona: IM TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!
Niran: Well, if there’s no football, we’re going to have to bring out the big guns
PRESENTING: THE BOXV5!!
My nan’s ash tray, and some Chris Hemsworth facial hair. Take it or leave it.
Back story: The box dreamed of becoming a cow but never accomplished so decided to become the closest thing,a farmer.He hated chickens so he used them as footballs which is were is insane skills come from,It might be hard for him since he is used to the ball (a chicken) viciously moving which explains the falling.His best friend ended up being his mum/step sister,he was quite surprised when the box found out he (his best friend) was a girl but his mom/step sister. Quite a while ago he was scared of grass bc when he was a child he fell and grass got in his nose but got over one day when who he thought was his mom accidentally left him at a football field.He got in a physical fight with his grandmother abt 2 months ago bc she tried to convince him he was a robot so she doesn’t come to his games
da box da ba dee da ba da-ee
The box is the type of person to cancel a doctors appointment because he was sick
Mu bid is : Lloris Karius's gloves, 1/64 cup of Tesco sugar, Spurs's premier league trophy cabinet, a 172 year old Bruneian grandma, Robben's right foot, Mertesacker's pace, a half eaten snickers bar, a bat soup, the Box V5's virginity and if it’s not enough a used condom.
I bid Ben Stokes driving skills at the Aus GP, pages 5 and 6 of Mozart’s 38th symphony for piano in g minor, and a moth that landed on Ronaldo in the euro 2016 final
I've been waiting for this😂
Stay safe😷