"Okay crew, this one's from an old contact of mine during my days working with Murkywater's Italian cyber-warfare team. Peppino's the chap's name, a retired soldier of the Italian Army, and he's had it up to here with someone he calls 'Pizzahead.' Apparently, this Pizzahead dwankie built a whole blerrie fortress just across from Peppino's pizzeria and the feud between the two reached a boiling point when Pizzahead revealed his plans to destroy all he owns, seemingly just because he can. A right kakspul to get involved in, but the money Peppino offered to deal with this mess is more than worth the trouble, in old Locke's humble opinion. Your jobs are to infiltrate this 'Pizza Tower,' and fight your way to the very top, planting satchel charges on crucial support pillars as you go. Intel is rather light on what exactly the opposition you'll be facing is, so it's best if you move as quickly as possible, trample the blerrie kaks down if you need to. Oh, and one more thing, Peppino said he'll pay extra for every 'toppin' you collect for him, whatever those are. So go do your thing, crew, and save a slice or two for me, would you?" Stealth is an option for this heist.
I didn't know this was a pizza tower reference at first but this is great and that art is wonderful, I'd love more of the payday crew in that artstyle and I hope we get a full version of that song lol.
*PEPPINO: TOWER HEIST* "Got in contact with the Chef, the plan's about raiding the fortress of his enemy: A tower located in the middle of nowhere. - They're planning on blow up Peppino's pizza joint without any reasons, and that's why we're here, so let's get in the tower, get what we can find for a good loot, and take the trash that is that Pizzaface fella... i hope we get a nice paycheck after this."
I was trying to figure out why Houston was put in the middle where the rat was in the original version. But then again, it might have to do with the original Hoxton and his experience with rats.
Locke: Pizza Tower “Alright ya chops! Ive got a contract from my old friends from murkywater. Man named “Peppino”, that chap told me to go get his pizzeria back from the hands of a dwankie named “Pizza Face”. That kek is hiding ontop of the building. This not gonna be an easy one, his pizzeria is under his management so you have to kill that kek yeah? You wont leave empty-handed, my friends. Peppino said there would be a kakspul of pizza in his vault, some significant pizza. Get em and we can share em yeah? Simple. But as Bain said, “simple doesnt always mean easy” and this aint gonna be easy. The mans got a blerrie of a fortress so Old Locke aint gonna go with ya. so go wild friends.
"Guys, the toppins, go get them"
i cant tell if you stole my comment or i stole yours
"The toppins is in police custody."
@@Waterishloki100we made the comments roughly around the same time, so imma just say 🤝
@@Waterishloki100 same brainwaves most likely
“i found an eyeball within a cracked wall”
We need an extended version of this it's just so well made
We really do, it bangs
Also maybe a mod that replaces the original with this in pd2
you gotta leave the people wanting more
Yes
Ur right, why does is sound so good for being a shit post?
I was expecting "Everybody wanna be a MEDIC BAG," However this is also quality
I might make this tbh
"Okay crew, this one's from an old contact of mine during my days working with Murkywater's Italian cyber-warfare team. Peppino's the chap's name, a retired soldier of the Italian Army, and he's had it up to here with someone he calls 'Pizzahead.' Apparently, this Pizzahead dwankie built a whole blerrie fortress just across from Peppino's pizzeria and the feud between the two reached a boiling point when Pizzahead revealed his plans to destroy all he owns, seemingly just because he can. A right kakspul to get involved in, but the money Peppino offered to deal with this mess is more than worth the trouble, in old Locke's humble opinion.
Your jobs are to infiltrate this 'Pizza Tower,' and fight your way to the very top, planting satchel charges on crucial support pillars as you go. Intel is rather light on what exactly the opposition you'll be facing is, so it's best if you move as quickly as possible, trample the blerrie kaks down if you need to. Oh, and one more thing, Peppino said he'll pay extra for every 'toppin' you collect for him, whatever those are. So go do your thing, crew, and save a slice or two for me, would you?"
Stealth is an option for this heist.
Stealth is AN option for this heist. Not the one that I'll be choosing anyway.
@@Have_some_plasma it’ll be stealth until you have to detonate the charges
@@MawDaws But fuck stealth in general, because the theme is motherfucking It's Pizza Time!
The next dlc heist after hostile takeover
peppino has like 50 bucks to his name what do you mean he's paying plenty
We need a full version of this sick track. It just goes so hatd.
Minor spelling mistake
@@chief9591 it went too hatd your fingers were just trembling from how hatd this went
@@chief9591 monior spolling mostoike
I need the first song name not superstar
This song made me excited forgot few words
"Fix the pizza cutter"
I didn't know this was a pizza tower reference at first but this is great and that art is wonderful, I'd love more of the payday crew in that artstyle and I hope we get a full version of that song lol.
Imagine robbing the white house with "It's Pizza Time!" playing.
The P RANK, guys, go get it
Wolf just looks happy to be there.
Or he's just way too scared to move his mouth.
Dallas looks like he walked into the bathroom right after someone else just used it
his mouth is sewed
*PEPPINO: TOWER HEIST*
"Got in contact with the Chef, the plan's about raiding the fortress of his enemy: A tower located in the middle of nowhere. - They're planning on blow up Peppino's pizza joint without any reasons, and that's why we're here, so let's get in the tower, get what we can find for a good loot, and take the trash that is that Pizzaface fella... i hope we get a nice paycheck after this."
*Payout: 17$*
@@A_Funne_Boi If the heist is hella fun and there is extra bags around I dont care about the final cut
@@FanaticQuill250 same here
@@A_Funne_Boi XP 4000000 and it a 40 min long heist
@@A_Funne_Boi no it’s 50$ (if all toppins are collected that is)
Now THAT is a dlc I would pay for.
This is absolutely indecipherable.
I love it.
Dallas does not need autotune 🔥🔥🔥
He doesn’t need Autotune he needs a medic bag🔥‼️
"AAARGH
I NEED A CHEESE PIZZA"
I was trying to figure out why Houston was put in the middle where the rat was in the original version. But then again, it might have to do with the original Hoxton and his experience with rats.
the lyrics fit with the theme of the game
the cutie patootie energy from wolf and the hox devious smile paired with a dash of dallas
"Super stars, the super fancy cars, go get them."
Damn that goes hard
If there ever was a payday mod for pizza tower, i want laps to instead be a PONR countdown.
Imagine a mix between *I will give you my all* and *Thousand march*
Guys, The toppins, go get them.
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful.
Bruh it sounds like Chains is singing it 💀
Because he's not on the picture. Oh and also hoxton
"Oh god... If you go down like that one agaiinnn... Then you are done for. So count on luck and medic bags."
"No guys Chains isn't in a pickle! He said he wants extra pickles!"
The image is just perfect
Everybody wanna be a superhiester
everybody wanna steal fancy cars
“YOWOWOWOWOWOW I’m hurt. I N E E D A M E D I C B A G”
We getting out of our taxes with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
we need the full song
This is perfection
Can't wait for the extended soundcloud (real) version
very important video to watch before I get my 2 hours of sleep thanks 👍
Everybody wanna be a super heister
i thought this was a yakuza build video
i weep
this is on my 2023 recap
Wolf looks so cute in those proportions
They look way more drop kickable now
This goes hard ngl
Alright we gotta use the thermal drill to get the topins out of the vault got it
Brickston
Hugeston
I demand a full track
Fits too perfectly
Chains is so fucked up with the gang so doesn't even he's not in this crossover 💀
personally i havent seen anyone point out that wolf looks like he's about to burst out laughing
Ah. So that's why overkill made you an official partner.
Really
Chains!!! Where are you!??
everybody wanna be infamous
NEVER THOUGHT YOUD DO IT TOO LMFAO
how long it has been that you've uploaded a payday mashup banger
We need the full version
Locke: Pizza Tower
“Alright ya chops! Ive got a contract from my old friends from murkywater. Man named “Peppino”, that chap told me to go get his pizzeria back from the hands of a dwankie named “Pizza Face”. That kek is hiding ontop of the building. This not gonna be an easy one, his pizzeria is under his management so you have to kill that kek yeah?
You wont leave empty-handed, my friends. Peppino said there would be a kakspul of pizza in his vault, some significant pizza. Get em and we can share em yeah? Simple. But as Bain said, “simple doesnt always mean easy” and this aint gonna be easy. The mans got a blerrie of a fortress so Old Locke aint gonna go with ya. so go wild friends.
Bane became a superstar alright 😭
Quality art.
this is the video of all time
This shit slaps harder than a عش بلبل pizza
AHH,I NEED A PIZZA BAG
extended version pleaseeeee
“Drill that pillar!”
he's on the verge of crying
this is art
We need a full remix of the song
I need a full version
everybody wanna be a payday star
this is the best meme ever.
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE SAFEHOUSE WITH THIS ONE
I need a medic bag
Big Houston ❤
The dozer i deservioli
We need full version.
Yes.
Pizza Tower art is funny but i LOVE Future so this shit is hilarious to me you HAVE to extend this
Why does this actually slap
AGGGGHH, I NEED A PIZZA ROLL
We need Clowns are Scary but in Lario format
Im dying from the faces 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Yeah this is going in my museum
No question
Thank you mario
now I want more
Now I'm craving a MeatCanyon payday animation
Please extended version!!!
Lore of payday tower momentum 100
“everybody wants to be AAAAAAAAAAAGH”
"Guys, the termal drill. Go get it."
In payday 2 you get to earn a lot of money and even drive a couple fancy cars
Quality ingredients right here!
"Aaaaggghhh.... I NEED a P rank"
i need treasure
Can’t play anymore because this is all i hear and think about on the main menu
please make a full version
everybody wanna be a superstar
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
I don’t know but it does bop
Houston tanker
everybody wanna be a payday 2
When the pizza is not hot n' ready:
It feels like it’s the intro for something bad.
wolf really just said :)
“AHHHHH I NEEEEED A TOPPIN’ BAG”
“AHHHHHHH IM DIEEEEINNNGGGG”
goes hard