Boyle saying the MOST questionable innuendos for 10 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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  • @bramibes
    @bramibes 9 месяцев назад +806

    “Well, if it isn’t my former lover. Hello sister.”

  • @Jakeso
    @Jakeso 9 месяцев назад +662

    'You stole my idea to open a Bowling Alley, and you're gonna do it with Terry.' is one of my favourite lines lol

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 9 месяцев назад +34

      we are not calling it finger holes.

    • @idanlewenhoff2295
      @idanlewenhoff2295 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@pforgottonsoul good luck pal

    • @nl5828
      @nl5828 9 месяцев назад +9

      “fingerholes” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tylerrslays
      @tylerrslays 9 месяцев назад +9

      Jake. Fingerholes was OUR idea

    • @tinowhite4515
      @tinowhite4515 Месяц назад

      fingeholes was our idea! gets me everytime lmao

  • @xyz-br6ur
    @xyz-br6ur 9 месяцев назад +263

    "Time for me to get out there and spread my-"
    "-legs" gets me every time!!

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 9 месяцев назад +280

    The writers deserved all the awards for these innuendos alone

    • @ld6782
      @ld6782 9 месяцев назад +25

      and Joe's delivery

  • @ayoquis22
    @ayoquis22 9 месяцев назад +453

    “boyle oil” is so insane🤣🤣

    • @yeahno.2698
      @yeahno.2698 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb 6 месяцев назад +10

      "Ugh, I'm out. She can do what she wants."

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 9 месяцев назад +201

    “No Charles, not everything was inside us all along.”😂😂😂 I’ve used so many of Boyle’s lines for incorrect quotes.🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamess5669
    @jamess5669 9 месяцев назад +109

    Joe is amazing at staying straight faced with all these lines, wonder how many takes it took for these.

  • @velvetjonez06
    @velvetjonez06 9 месяцев назад +462

    "We call ourselves.. The nightboys"
    "Sounds like a male escort service"
    "The midnight men"
    "Even worse"
    "The Dark stallions!"
    "Looks like we're going with the nightboys!"
    Wooo!

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 9 месяцев назад +19

      I honestly think "Dark Stallions" sounds better.

    • @grave8065
      @grave8065 9 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly should've gone with "The Midnight Men." It's the best of the lot.

    • @joshuashaw2923
      @joshuashaw2923 7 месяцев назад

      @@RichardX1dark stallions sounds like black male escorts for white women who fetishize race

  • @Charlie_Azrael
    @Charlie_Azrael 9 месяцев назад +47

    I'm sorry, but Holt playing along with the "brain baby bit" is a brilliant, bald-faced bout of boisterous laughter.

  • @vkforever713
    @vkforever713 9 месяцев назад +204

    Boyle is the most underrated and fun character Frr

    • @TheJessy8888
      @TheJessy8888 3 месяца назад +1

      He is not underrated, none of the shows characters is, they all are fine the way they are and that is exactly what makes Brooklyn 99 one of the best shows ever.

  • @KirkandRA
    @KirkandRA 9 месяцев назад +147

    Wait that was 10 minutes? It felt like a quickie 😂

    • @jcomadeit
      @jcomadeit 9 месяцев назад +12

      Oops you're doing it again.

    • @KirkandRA
      @KirkandRA 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@jcomadeit 🤣

    • @TheJessy8888
      @TheJessy8888 3 месяца назад +2

      You know how this sounds, right?!

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 9 месяцев назад +107

    Charles Boyle starts his own detective agency - Inappropriate Investigations.

  • @nl5828
    @nl5828 9 месяцев назад +49

    4:13 - amy’s reaction to “womb vibe” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ssk_ssk04
    @ssk_ssk04 9 месяцев назад +103

    I didn't strike you when u said knocking boots but BONE BROS?!

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 9 месяцев назад +81

    Of course Charles is responsible for 99.9% of these. I love the rare occasions when he hears what he said, character growth!

    • @ctorres236
      @ctorres236 9 месяцев назад +13

      I mean… the video is literally called “Boyle saying questionable innuendos” lol

  • @traviscook5768
    @traviscook5768 7 месяцев назад +14

    “Christmas is canceled, Charles ruined it!” 😂

  • @zeero1896
    @zeero1896 9 месяцев назад +141

    It all started with Charles saying the word “Succulent”

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 9 месяцев назад +79

    I'm guessing he's on a first name basis with HR at this point...

  • @AZ-cg2ez
    @AZ-cg2ez 4 месяца назад +4

    5:53 never fails. Especially “you can do this, you are so strong”.

  • @tttttsssssbbbbb
    @tttttsssssbbbbb 9 месяцев назад +37

    Almost died laughing when i first heard “Bolye Oil” 😂

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 9 месяцев назад +56

    This man was born with no filter

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff2295 9 месяцев назад +34

    the delivery every time is pure comedy

  • @sertorrhenclegane
    @sertorrhenclegane 9 месяцев назад +16

    I would love to hear a conversation with Boyle and Tobias from Arrested Development...That would be a real jaw session.

  • @simranrao2383
    @simranrao2383 9 месяцев назад +43

    I told you jake, I will do anything to perk up my little man ~ Charles Boyle

    • @Schpoonman
      @Schpoonman 9 месяцев назад +5

      You *have* to know how that sounds in your underwear!

  • @Avigailish
    @Avigailish 9 месяцев назад +41

    3:38 🧸
    From Now On YOUR the ONLY BLACK MALE I Want anything TO DO WITH is YOU
    😒That was INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE
    So many good lines!! 😅🖤🖤 ...One of my favorite characters along with Captain Holt🕊
    Also "womb VIBE" ?!?🤭

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 5 месяцев назад +2

    "oh Terry, it wasn't the jacket, I realized now that Chuck was in here, I've had another man deep inside me the whole time" LMAO

  • @ninguart
    @ninguart 9 месяцев назад +26

    i love how there's 10 minutes of this stuff

  • @AlertTuberTv
    @AlertTuberTv 9 месяцев назад +13

    Deuce just like an ace but twice as cool 😭😭

  • @biotavo1289
    @biotavo1289 9 месяцев назад +41

    I am having a brain baby.
    Then, push, man, push!
    Amazing!!! 😂

    • @EdgeMode-qe6qg
      @EdgeMode-qe6qg 9 месяцев назад +6

      The way he just went along with their shenanigans. I miss Captain Dad

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz 9 месяцев назад +7

    8:36 - 8:40 Boyle had me wheezing 💀🤣 The delivery

  • @h_amanya
    @h_amanya 9 месяцев назад +3

    7:03 toilet emoji😂😂

  • @omalor
    @omalor 9 месяцев назад +6

    The Loophole one with Jake is a good one, because Jake participates, and he also doesn't see how it's inappropriate!

  • @keiem5263
    @keiem5263 9 месяцев назад +3

    I just realized he's like Private Donut from red vs blue.
    Their innuendos crack me up

  • @sethsholtis5297
    @sethsholtis5297 9 месяцев назад +5

    At a certain point, you have to wonder how Boyle doesn't get reported to human resources more often.

  • @joeconcepts5552
    @joeconcepts5552 9 месяцев назад +29

    I got Mono when I was about 16. I can confirm it is NOT the "kissing disease."

  • @yeahno.2698
    @yeahno.2698 9 месяцев назад +5

    Jake saying "Get out of us" is TO DIE FOR

  • @mowais5395
    @mowais5395 9 месяцев назад +34

    Charles is truly one of a kind

  • @Josoytupapa
    @Josoytupapa 8 месяцев назад +4

    Whoever wrote for Boyle didn't get paid enough. 🤣

  • @dinzzz0000
    @dinzzz0000 4 месяца назад +1

    "ill do anything to perk up my lil man" 😂💀

  • @babyzorilla
    @babyzorilla 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Boy Hunter, down by the School yard" Boyle has a very generous definition of appropriate.

  • @MatteoTimpanaro
    @MatteoTimpanaro 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is the compilation we've been waiting for 😂

  • @orphicwho
    @orphicwho 9 месяцев назад +7

    im honestly surprised this is only 10 minutes

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn777 9 месяцев назад +9

    I didn’t strike you when you said knocking boots but BONE BROS?!!

  • @skateboard_sandwich
    @skateboard_sandwich 9 месяцев назад +9

    "Boyle oil?"

  • @corey57255
    @corey57255 8 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta love how even jake doesn’t get how the loophole high five is inappropriate

  • @spencerblalock6767
    @spencerblalock6767 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Black male" is wild

  • @BloodMoonStorm24
    @BloodMoonStorm24 9 месяцев назад +7

    Hahahaha!! I love how Boyle says stuff like that!

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 4 месяца назад +1

    I hurt my eyes with the amount of eye rolling that I did. 😂

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos 9 месяцев назад +2

    Charles, can literally, take a joke anywhere...

  • @Narmatonia
    @Narmatonia 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love the blackmail joke

  • @calcham1
    @calcham1 4 месяца назад

    I couldn't believe that I watched the whole video; these were very good!

  • @ottokarl5427
    @ottokarl5427 9 месяцев назад +6

    He does, in fact, not know how it sounds

  • @angelabromley3712
    @angelabromley3712 9 месяцев назад +1

    So much innuendo 😂

  • @ZbJeeBies
    @ZbJeeBies 9 месяцев назад +1

    "there's more where that came from, i got a real wet mouth"
    me when i see dessert

  • @godlyexpressedentertainmen2022
    @godlyexpressedentertainmen2022 9 месяцев назад +4

    Either way..... No Not either way, Only wings!!!

  • @robertrowley4929
    @robertrowley4929 8 месяцев назад +1

    How has Boyle not been written up by HR yet? 😂

  • @dwx6618
    @dwx6618 9 месяцев назад +3

    Hear ye hear ye for Boyle's Royals

  • @CraftDaddy
    @CraftDaddy 9 месяцев назад +3

    What about a video with the ´bleeps´ on the show? Like, the characters came out with something so gross and insane so it had to be bleeped (like when Amy was in labor and went balistic on Hitchcock when he asked a dumb question).

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 9 месяцев назад

    3:05 Charles how do you NOT hear how bad that is 😂?

  • @omalor
    @omalor 9 месяцев назад +1

    I, for one, approve of Boyle Oil.

  • @Minnzy
    @Minnzy 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jake and Boyle getting a woman off together! What a great team they are 😇

  • @keitochan001
    @keitochan001 7 месяцев назад

    “Brother to Sister- you’ve never looked sexier”

  • @rubababdullah2540
    @rubababdullah2540 9 месяцев назад +3

    I noticed that you accidentally released this video yesterday but made it private in seconds.

  • @anshumansahoo4869
    @anshumansahoo4869 9 месяцев назад +2

    I freakin swear that this video was uploaded yesterday the exact same and this here is a re-upload, what happened to the old one?😂

  • @Garfielthecat1997
    @Garfielthecat1997 9 месяцев назад +7

    BLACK MALE is wild 😂

    • @Judge-1964
      @Judge-1964 5 месяцев назад

      I guess Boyle doesn’t like Terry?

  • @vitalikozubs1169
    @vitalikozubs1169 9 месяцев назад +1

    Boyle is a Taste of Brooklyn 99!)

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 9 месяцев назад

    I hadn't heard the "hook, line, and sphincter" scene before

  • @BruceWayne-so2xz
    @BruceWayne-so2xz 8 месяцев назад

    8:36 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ojomona_
    @ojomona_ 9 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best

  • @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo
    @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo 9 месяцев назад

    only the sussest of statements from my man charles boyle

  • @Khayelihle_Pkay
    @Khayelihle_Pkay 9 месяцев назад

    I swear, its Jake’s reactions to these 😂

  • @g80gzt
    @g80gzt 9 месяцев назад +1

    How were these two friends for so long

  • @AJayAnswersYou
    @AJayAnswersYou 9 месяцев назад

    underrated spinoff opportunity: jake peralta in the mafia

  • @sujanrao1612
    @sujanrao1612 8 месяцев назад

    Loophole was the scene where I thought Jake's becoming a Boyle

  • @leme3503
    @leme3503 9 месяцев назад +10

    The fact there weren't any HR scenes might be slightly concerning

  • @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx
    @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx Месяц назад

    I have a similar problem of "accidental innuendos", the way my partner stops me? Just saying "that's what she said". It helps a lot :3

  • @ainerobertson78
    @ainerobertson78 9 месяцев назад

    Holts 😑🙄 I'm dead

  • @abdulsamedmohammed8981
    @abdulsamedmohammed8981 9 месяцев назад

    Id like to know who writes his scripts in those scenes.

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa 9 месяцев назад

    So was this a re-release or something?

  • @SpiritsandNature
    @SpiritsandNature 15 дней назад +1

    Sarah Dix

  • @sxoxxuxx2591
    @sxoxxuxx2591 9 месяцев назад

    Boyle: I agree from now on the only black male I want anything to do with is you.
    Holt: 🙄😒

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 9 месяцев назад +3

    toys for boys

  • @rhiannonsoma21
    @rhiannonsoma21 9 месяцев назад

    I got to say, I'm surprised that this video is a little over 10 minutes long.

  • @PerfectYakon2219
    @PerfectYakon2219 2 месяца назад

    7:19 who the f**k starts a description like that you just met him

  • @nicolaeldridge4831
    @nicolaeldridge4831 9 месяцев назад

    I love watching you pound one out hahaha brilliant

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 9 месяцев назад +1

    See and Im like Boyle, except I know what Im saying

  • @hafiznazri4519
    @hafiznazri4519 9 месяцев назад

    Well sometimes we do have to spread our legs

  • @SpiritsandNature
    @SpiritsandNature 15 дней назад

    Becca Bindy

  • @queenraven007
    @queenraven007 9 месяцев назад

    Charles Boyle vs Tobias Funke

  • @SpiritsandNature
    @SpiritsandNature 15 дней назад +1

    Ef.awf

  • @shahir1395
    @shahir1395 6 месяцев назад

    who wrote his scripts?

  • @SpiritsandNature
    @SpiritsandNature 15 дней назад

    Ahwatukee Foothills

  • @KamenRIderPika
    @KamenRIderPika 7 месяцев назад

    1:38. Why would you look at Jake's Crotch?

  • @tomaszlukaszewicz4468
    @tomaszlukaszewicz4468 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why is Detective Charles Boyle like this?

  • @Muzza2023
    @Muzza2023 4 месяца назад

    FYI.... It's pronounced Nikolashh

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 9 месяцев назад +2

    Black male 😂

  • @ooberrich
    @ooberrich 9 месяцев назад

    No, I don't hear it...

  • @ald.3387
    @ald.3387 4 месяца назад

    I love this show❤