Ranking Mana Rocks but it’s based on if they’re ACTUALLY ROCKS…

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @alexanderficken9354
    @alexanderficken9354 3 дня назад +122

    PLENTY of people have opened a commander sphere before, there's a card in it

    • @deangeloenriquez1603
      @deangeloenriquez1603 3 дня назад +11

      And as we all know cards are not rocks

    • @ninjanyan1579
      @ninjanyan1579 3 дня назад +5

      @@deangeloenriquez1603 Unless you draw a mana rock card

    • @deangeloenriquez1603
      @deangeloenriquez1603 2 дня назад +3

      @@ninjanyan1579 fair enough sometimes the card depicts a rock so yeah commander sphere has earned its current rank

  • @NinjablazerZero1
    @NinjablazerZero1 3 дня назад +92

    Well now you gotta rank mana dorks on whether or not they are dorks, or are actual cool.

  • @christopherbryan160
    @christopherbryan160 3 дня назад +145

    Mountain:
    is a rock
    makes mana

    • @egg5802
      @egg5802 3 дня назад +6

      i mean, in terms of composition, mountains are mostly rock, but it's more of a pile of rocks. if you want to invite mountains to rockhood, beaches and deserts will piggyback off of them and come along too.

    • @oscarguzman3017
      @oscarguzman3017 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@egg5802
      Those are sediments

    • @Aaano
      @Aaano 3 дня назад +2

      @@oscarguzman3017 Actually, wouldnt a mountain be a LOT of rocks, not just one?
      semms like overcompensating to me.... B tier.

    • @rashakor
      @rashakor 3 дня назад +1

      Best argument ab absurdum. The Mountain is the ultimate mana rock.

    • @egg5802
      @egg5802 3 дня назад +2

      @@oscarguzman3017 what are sediments, but a mixture of rocks? Mountains are this same thing. By this, saying a mountain is a rock implies that any quantity of sand or gravel is also a rock.

  • @mewgaming7686
    @mewgaming7686 4 дня назад +60

    so the tldr is this sucks because manarocks should actually be called managems

  • @ajoy-con9065
    @ajoy-con9065 3 дня назад +26

    Gems and rocks can both be called minerals so we should call them manarals

    • @Parodox306
      @Parodox306 День назад

      How is this comment not getting showered with praise like it rightfully deserves?

  • @janmelantu7490
    @janmelantu7490 3 дня назад +26

    Counterpoint! People often refer to the gem in an engagement ring as a “rock”. Gems and Crystals should be in B-tier at least.
    My personal ranking would be
    S-tier: actual factual rocks
    A-Tier: objects that are clearly made out of stone, maybe some gems or crystals if they’re lucky
    B-Tier: other gems & crystals
    C-Tier: objects made out of mostly metal
    D-tier: objects made out of organic materials (Heraldic Banner, Black Lotus)

    • @deadPan-c
      @deadPan-c 2 дня назад

      gems and rocks are organic materials
      edit: fine fuck you rocks aren't organic

    • @brainbraynbryan8984
      @brainbraynbryan8984 День назад +2

      @@deadPan-c Rocks are almost always inorganic, as organic means living and rocks are not alive nor do they come from living organisms the way wood comes from trees.

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 День назад +1

      @@brainbraynbryan8984In some contexts things made primarily of carbon and oxygen and hydrogen are iirc called “organic” regardless of whether it came from a living thing? But other than like, graphite or coal, I think this wouldn’t apply to many rocks, so mostly moot.

    • @janmelantu7490
      @janmelantu7490 День назад

      @@deadPan-c rocks are literally the stereotype of inorganic chemistry. The only organic gems are Amber (fossilized tree sap), Pearl (which is created inside mollusks), and Jet (polished coal, which is compressed ancient plants)

  • @shmackydoo
    @shmackydoo 4 дня назад +47

    "Thank you mana geode, you're an ally, slay"
    Perfect

  • @monkaeyes3417
    @monkaeyes3417 2 дня назад +2

    For the record, some gems are rocks. "Gem" is not really a geologist term unless you are specifically looking to sell them as such. An example would be obsidian, which has been fitted into jewellery before and yet is both a rock and a glass, not a sigular mineral like diamond.

  • @kirbywithlegs98
    @kirbywithlegs98 3 дня назад +38

    I haven’t watched the video yet, but if fellwar STONE, and mind STONE aren’t in S tier I’m gonna freak
    Edit: IM GONNA FREAK

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 3 дня назад

      what if instead of mind stone it was freak stone and it tried to be a crystal

  • @legalnews5950
    @legalnews5950 2 дня назад +6

    I was three minutes into trying to figure out the best mana rocks until i read the title...

  • @JonahAGamr
    @JonahAGamr 4 дня назад +11

    Mind Stone also says "Stone", which is a rock

  • @taou630
    @taou630 2 дня назад +8

    Mox Jet is a rock, jet is a form of lignite (the lowest rank of coal) which is a rock. You are a blasphemer

  • @mikeyparker961
    @mikeyparker961 День назад +2

    What happened to your catchphrase? "I'm an avocado talking about magic the gathering, thats pretty fricking sweet." I miss it so much!

    • @QuipsAndGuac
      @QuipsAndGuac  День назад +1

      Had no idea it was such a beloved catchphrase! I’ll bring it back!

    • @mikeyparker961
      @mikeyparker961 День назад

      @@QuipsAndGuac 🙌 Epic!

  • @yurisbest2892
    @yurisbest2892 3 дня назад +3

    You going to rate mana dorks based on how much of a dork they are next?

  • @Joey-lo5wd
    @Joey-lo5wd 3 дня назад +3

    My playgroup is gonna be so confused when i start saying mana gems

  • @luhcsgrimm8857
    @luhcsgrimm8857 День назад +1

    They're all Mana Minerals.

  • @vex_dk
    @vex_dk 2 дня назад +1

    The irencrag is a rock with sword stuck in it, never turns into a sword, rock is still there, loses it power somehow tho.

  • @Derpingmuffin
    @Derpingmuffin 3 дня назад +4

    man this video really rocked

  • @RiddleOfLightning
    @RiddleOfLightning 2 дня назад +3

    Corrupted Grafstone isn't on the list because you get the mana from the ghosts, and not the rock.

  • @drdca8263
    @drdca8263 3 дня назад +6

    4:25 Why does he keep calling Urza white? Isn’t Urza blue?

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 дня назад +1

      The Urza in question is UW. White as well as blue, so not wrong.

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 2 дня назад

      @ Well why didn’t he say white/blue?
      (Also, where does it say that the card is white? I don’t see a mana cost? Is it the diagonal blue and white circle?)

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 дня назад +2

      @@drdca8263 because it didn't fit the joke.
      (yes, that circle is called a 'color indicator', and it defines the color of cards that don't have a mana cost.)

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 2 дня назад

      @@MetaKaios What joke?

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 дня назад +1

      @@drdca8263 huh, I thought your original post was a joke pretending to misunderstand what he was saying.
      He meant 'white' in terms of skin colour/race, not in game terms.

  • @Lightbulb.g.a.r
    @Lightbulb.g.a.r 2 дня назад +1

    can you please make a judge dredd Commander Deck

  • @dustinfindsrocks
    @dustinfindsrocks 3 дня назад +1

    My 2 current favorite hobbies are Rockhounding and MTG. So… Fantastic video! 😂

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 День назад +1

      Man, my brother's favorite hobby is, sadly, houndrocking. He's in jail now.

  • @CasualLoLAddict
    @CasualLoLAddict 4 дня назад +2

    Gems? Gems are outrageous. Truly, truly, truly... ...Outrageous. - Taric ♥

  • @DolphinPlayz_yt22
    @DolphinPlayz_yt22 4 дня назад +3

    Hmmmmmmm Make a Yoda deck you must

  • @corrosivecabal
    @corrosivecabal 43 минуты назад

    -hedron
    combining form
    in nouns denoting geometric solids having a specified number of plane faces.
    "decahedron"
    denoting geometric solids having faces of a specified shape.
    "rhombohedron"
    Also, I always thought commander's sphere looked like one of those potpourri holding spheres. I don't know if they have an official name like "potpourridrhals".

  • @TheHobbyExpert
    @TheHobbyExpert 2 дня назад

    Finally, Meteorite is at the top of a tier list! Roxanne would be so proud

  • @SquibbyJ
    @SquibbyJ 3 дня назад +3

    Old white guys are fossils which are rocks unless they are dinosaurs. Idk maybe a B tier for being a gem which becomes more of a rock

    • @avocadokin
      @avocadokin 2 дня назад +1

      fossils have to be dead tho and i dont think that old white guy is dead. im not a mtg expert tho so perhaps im wrong

  • @grantmurdock7385
    @grantmurdock7385 2 дня назад

    Arcane signet I might have put in B, because it's jewelry and colloquially known as a rock. But only barely.

  • @micboyyaboy2578
    @micboyyaboy2578 День назад

    The most famous art for arcane signet is of it on a person's finger. From that, we can assume it is a ring. Same tier as Sol Ring.

  • @theRazzleDazzleDorito
    @theRazzleDazzleDorito 3 дня назад

    Doing gods work out here

  • @lanibentz9976
    @lanibentz9976 2 дня назад

    I think RUclips content is responsible for me hating semantics

  • @davide887
    @davide887 3 дня назад +1

    Can we get mana dorks rated

  • @EnRandomSten
    @EnRandomSten День назад

    Imagine posting this tierlist without the context into some reddit page or whatever and watch people have a meltdown

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 День назад

    In defense of dreamstone hedron: hedrons were formed by Naihiri, the Lithomancer, i.e. a stone mage, very much a rock!

  • @quinnjackson9033
    @quinnjackson9033 2 дня назад

    Meteorite is a top tier hilarious mana rock, and very rocky

  • @FoldingScreenMonkey
    @FoldingScreenMonkey День назад

    2:27 buddy wait until you hear what pyramids are made out of

  • @erikaw985
    @erikaw985 3 дня назад +2

    GEMS ARE ROCKS STOP THIS BLATANT MISINFORMATION
    A ROCK IS A NATURALLY OCCURING MINERAL OR COMBINATION OF MINERALS

  • @tamagocorn4123
    @tamagocorn4123 2 дня назад

    "I agree. Gems have lived within the rock community for too long. They invaded these poor helpless rocks, and now calling themselves 'mana rocks'. Well I say enough! We need to protect our rocks, and finally deport these imposters out of our decks.
    Wake up, my fellow rock lovers. They have gone unpunished for far too long. It is time for war!" ~(Rock with a funny mustache, ca. 1933)

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 День назад

    I mean The Moxen are technically stones and are way better than Sol Ring if you have more than one.

  • @ascetix444
    @ascetix444 День назад

    "as we all know...old white guys are not rocks" is the simplest and therefore strongest anti-elvis argument 🎉🎉🎉 unironically going in my final undergrad paper on the Afro-American culture industrial complex

  • @EATMOBAKON
    @EATMOBAKON 4 дня назад +1

    Make two decks comunism and capitalism

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 3 дня назад

    It's not a proper tier list if you don't have an existential crisis at the end of it.

  • @TKDB13
    @TKDB13 22 часа назад

    What I want to know is, if you cast something like Titanic Growth on a Birds of Paradise, does that make it a mana roc?

  • @vincentpey3929
    @vincentpey3929 2 дня назад

    Hey hey hey, Urza isnt just any old white guy, he is THE old white guy.

  • @AlphactoryAT
    @AlphactoryAT 2 дня назад

    if I think about rocks, can thought vessel have B tier instead of C tier?

  • @usode9476
    @usode9476 4 дня назад

    Quips&Guac it would totally rock if you made a Lebron James EDH deck tech ❤

  • @zkswag_2710
    @zkswag_2710 4 дня назад +2

    Love this lmao

  • @rileyloux1491
    @rileyloux1491 3 дня назад

    Making plenty of assumptions here. Like for example, I for one *did not in fact know that old white guys aren’t rocks.
    Great vid, this rocks.

  • @zkswag_2710
    @zkswag_2710 4 дня назад +1

    P.S. you should make a Men In Black themed deck

  • @realname4625
    @realname4625 День назад

    How is cragflame not a rock? Its likely made from a crag which is by definition a rock cliff

  • @gilliganallmighty3
    @gilliganallmighty3 День назад

    You missed Grim Monolith.

  • @benceszabo5515
    @benceszabo5515 День назад

    worn powerstone is clearly a rock.

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 18 часов назад

    Basalt Monolith translated = Rock rock

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 3 дня назад +1

    Didn't cover Vexing Puzzlebox, Component Pouch, or Treasure Tokens.
    Literally unwatchable (lmao).
    I would argue that despite not being rocks themselves, the Component pouch can contain rocks, such as those that would be used for the Magic Stone spell in DnD, and while neither are really rocks, they make you touch the best kind of rocks: Dice. The shiny rocks that go click-clack of the TTRPG community.
    (Plus Component pouch is like, pretty good. 45% of the time [Assuming no advantage mechanics] you make about 2 mana every 2 turns, which is about standard, but 55% of the time you make 4 mana every 3 turns. It is about 1.183 mana per turn and that is without dice modifiers. Plus if you have a dice roll deck it is very useful.)

  • @billgeo7552
    @billgeo7552 2 дня назад

    it's not just a boulder its a rock

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 3 дня назад

    If your truly an avocado making videos on magic like you claim to be, than make a magic deck based on Avocados

  • @minerman60101
    @minerman60101 3 дня назад

    I'd rather have Everflowing Chalice than the Holy Grail to be frank

  • @ashawesome
    @ashawesome 3 дня назад

    whens mana paper and mana scissors?? wotc explain urselves... .

  • @ryanthecomic
    @ryanthecomic 2 дня назад

    Avocado pls make a video about frieren deck pls

  • @Pawpawdaw
    @Pawpawdaw 3 дня назад

    Perfect teir list

  • @ThePencilWizard
    @ThePencilWizard 3 дня назад

    Wasn’t the original Sol Ring just like a rock on fire?

  • @da_bosso8634
    @da_bosso8634 2 дня назад

    Thanks for taking magic the noahs old place, bro only does the game shows now hanst posted anything mtg related in forever

  • @vidiottheowl2825
    @vidiottheowl2825 4 дня назад

    half a rock is still a rock! it's just smaller than it used to be!

  • @SilverGarrison
    @SilverGarrison 2 дня назад

    Bruh, gems are literally rocks

  • @Onyx40419
    @Onyx40419 3 дня назад +1

    Wait old white guys aren’t rocks 😅

  • @sneakingpillow
    @sneakingpillow 3 дня назад

    +1 Karma

  • @shaden489
    @shaden489 8 часов назад

    So technically the old white dude just outs the rocks in his eyes so the gem stones are still there that said I agree with your placement cause urza is a peice of crap

  • @yuviaro3511
    @yuviaro3511 2 дня назад

    where's 90% of the other manarocks 😡

  • @windowcreeperbird9669
    @windowcreeperbird9669 3 дня назад

    I misread this as Manga rocks

  • @Wisegerbil
    @Wisegerbil 3 дня назад

    fuck wait, since when are signs not rocks???

  • @erisdiscordia5429
    @erisdiscordia5429 3 дня назад

    This is such a stupid premise.
    I'm in.

  • @RhetoBlue
    @RhetoBlue 3 дня назад

    I have a huge mana rock .. ill send you a pic

  • @BorkBigFrighten2
    @BorkBigFrighten2 День назад

    Now this is rock bottom MTG content.

  • @zefereater4741
    @zefereater4741 День назад

    1o out of 1o vid