"I don't think of you any differently just because you're freaks" I fucking love it when Chris starts instigating shit after being so mellow for so long
Our asses were made as an evolutionary advantage to other animals. It's a large storage area for extra muscle and fat, that gave us the upper edge in the animal kingdom. most animals can only do a very fast sprint for a short period of time, but we are endurance animals. Our butts allowed us to be able to continuously follow our prey without stopping and eventually wearing down the animal of prey through constant chase. We are actually incredible animals when you think about these things we take for granted.
I'm real late to the SleepyCast game and I'm just going through the episodes, but there's something oddly comforting about hearing the insane rambling and tangents as it accurately mirrors my own way of thinking (which everyone around me thinks odd). I got my degree in Sociology and the Sleepy Cabin group is super interesting in terms of what I had to study.
No, it isn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.
awww, no shit stamper and I are like the same with that alien shit. I'd be lying in bed and hear a little noise in my room as a kid and be instantly, "whelp...here come the greys, I'm totally fucked"
same, my face was facing a door right next to a dark staircase and whenever I heard a noise I thought some fucking alien or some shit was going to sprint into my room and tear my fucking face off. I was too scared to do shit, I usually just froze and cried
I had the exact same fear as Stamper, and it was the EXACT same fucking movie/mockumentary that scared the shit out of me. At the end of the movie it's just the one kid left running around the house, and he locks himself in the bathroom for a bit, then runs to his room. After he runs in his room he turns around and a fucking alien hand slips out around from the behind the door and slams it shut, and the lights go out. I think after that you can see the aliens face coming closer to the camera or some shit, and then after that it goes to a shot where the camera is in the kitchen and you can see all the people getting lined up and the aliens take them away or some shit. I don't know if it was a different version, but when I saw it the movie was called "Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County". Fucking had me terrified of aliens for a long ass time.
Re-watching this, I find it funny that Niall said he doesn't understand the point of cutting foreskin, and "Why cut things off just cuz you don't use them?" when he went through having his tonsils removed because he was pretending to be sick lol
That video on yt of the small girl looking in a mirror and then lookind back at the camera but the mirror image doesnt move and does a grudge face is what gave me that fear
Okay, I’ve listened to this multiple times over the course of four going on five years and I have to comment this... buttcheeks are the biggest muscles in the human body that are imperative for walking/running, as for when a girl has what Chris describes as a “perfectly round ass” is because when a healthy (not fat) girl has fatty tissue in her buttcheeks, it is due to high estrogen production, so in an evolutionary perspective, it is a way for our ape brains to subconsciously identify high fertility.
mrshreddy Same, and there is a lot of issue around the gender vs. sex topic (although I would think they would probably all have around the same, very accepting and logical opinion of it), it would be a good discussion.
I got scared shitless when Zach started to talk about his Dad and the guest room scare, and it had to do with the fact that RUclips crashed and my Wifi fucked me over as soon as he started to talk about it.
Niall: Zach, we’re not saying our sex is a million times better because we have foreskin, but here’s some reasons why your sex sucks and ours is awesome.
Funny that you guys mentioned nuclear war dreams. My first one I ever had was July 2017. I was living in this shitty trailer and we had no air conditioning. So I was sleeping in the middle of the day because I worked night shift and these kids were screaming and yelling outside my window. So I woke up from my dream thinking I was on fire because the July heat+tin can house was making it really fucking hot and the kids screaming made me think they were dying. And when I opened my eyes the sunlight blinded me for a moment. I literally thought I was dying. I've had multiple dreams like this since then but that was the first one and it was so vivid.
I find it interesting how many inexplainable ghost stories everyone has to offer and yet they're still that sceptical. Sure, the stories starting with "so I was in my bed" can all be explained with sleep paralysis etc. but some of them are downright baffling. Also, instead of asking "is there a logical explanation for this?" their first thought always seems to be "why would a ghost do that?" which I find rather surprising. They all seem to automatically assume that if ghosts were real they'd have the same motivations and trains of thought as living humans, as if it's a given that, should such supernatural beings exist, we'd even be able to understand their behavior at all.
Right? I'd assume a scientific mind would be asking, "Why and how did this this happen?" And go full Sherlock to deduce the answer. As you said, if supernatural things like ghosts did exist, what's the logical basis for them to act like living people? How do we even know they're people? Why would they act the way you'd assume they would?
They want to rationalize ghosts motivations because normally ghosts are supposed to be non tangible versions of people. If ghosts appear human but aren't, that makes them far more scary, like an untouchable doppelganger and that would make them predators if they use a familiar and more approachable form rather than a big scary monster
I'm still fucking terrified of aliens and I'm 21. I blame my stepmom for telling me shit like the siren going off meant aliens were invading or if i saw a star twinkle it was a UFO.
@@DavMovis_ Former admin of the wiki was either the comedian of all time or had some genuine mental problems that were at least in part stemmed from major insecurity about being circumcised (despite seemingly living in the U.S., where most people are circumcised), tried to make circumcision the center of Walter Sullivan's entire character, and bashed America more often than a European Redditor. There's a Whang! video about him
@@Ryu1ify You're a legend for replying that fast from a year ago. They talk a lot about trans and women's rights, but never about men's rights to their own body lol. Those people that hyper fixate clearly have a level of body dysmorphia, let them have their treatment so they stop whining. But I'm cut and I could care less.
@@DavMovis_ Yeah, it's a funny meltdown and all, but I do feel bad for the guy -(except that there's a chance he could be a pedophile too judging by the video I saw covering things)- [edit] my mistake, he was defending bestiality. About pedophiles, he only defended those who haven't committed any crimes, just so I'm not calling the man a pedophile based purely on vague memory of a 5-year-old video
These podcasts are great. I think I said this before, but they are almost are so unlike any other podcast I've heard. It's just random topics taken off the top of your heads, and everyone is talking over each other.
I lived out in the sticks when i was a kid and i was also terrified of aliens and getting abducted. I had a cubby/storage space under my bed that i could easily fit in with these two little doors. As a kid, i unscrewed a little twisty bolt lock thingy off of a different door and installed on the inside of that cubby door and slept in there at night until i was like 16. Im 30 and still terrified of aliens with absolutely no justifiable reason. wtf.
You misspelled Niall. Just listen to his description of his "sliding mechanism," like a turtle popping out of it's shell is considered lube and gives it more reach, that's some Cory logic lol
This gets more spooky than the halloween special. Psychicebble's story got me so spooked i wanted to do my homework instead of finishing this podcast. It was the one about the room that made you dream about killing people and the black thing.
One time, middle of the day it was one of the first times I was left home alone and was messing with some board games and there was this timer for one of the trivia games that made this eerie wining noise the moment it gets wound up and after a while I got bored and put everything away and put it back in the drawer and went to watch TV, about an hour passes and i hear a sharp "REEEEEEEE" and turn around and see all of the games tossed out of the drawer and the timer was wound up making the noise.
I really enjoy the Sleepy Cast. Mostly because i just like seeing content from you guys, but the thing with liking animators content is that it isn't that frequent. So i enjoy having one of these every week or so. Keep it up.
I worked at McDonald’s and the most common problem we had was slipping on the greasy floors in the kitchen It was like an ice skating rink And I was even wearing non slip work boots
56:20 that kind of shit happens to me all the time. I have literally ran out of my house, because I thought I seen someone or I think something is chasing me. I'm a little more used to it now, because I have had to deal with it my whole life, but damn it's scary as hell sometimes.
Chris and Niall are basically saying that the foreskin serves as the extra layer between the shaft of the penis and the vagina, something that circumcised people try to emulate with lubricant. But what they fail to realize is that circumcised penises still have that layer of skin too, it just doesn't stretch over the head of the penis. That's why circumcised dudes can still masturbate without lube as well. Theoretically, every penis has that "natural lubricant", the only difference is that uncut penises have that "natural lubricant" extended over the tip. Either way, it's probably better to lube up any penis no matter what.
some mexican couldnt believe when i told him most americans are circed, for hygenic reasons. he told me most americans are circed because its a generational thing, like their fathers got it so their son will get it too
I genuinely feel bad for guys that got cut when they were young. You had no choice in the matter and now you'll never experience those lost nerve endings ever. You don't know what you're missing.
No, they didn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.
No, it's not. Because the Russo-Ukrainian War has been ongoing since 2014. He had a dream about it because it was big news at the time just as it's big news now.
When I was a kid I had hallucinations due to a medical issue starting in 3rd grade, it was pretty rare but I would see like UFO's and ghosts and shit, I saw the entire school cafeteria full of these ghost like things when it was meant to be empty. Got obsessed with the book of revelations due to that.
Their talk on Fire in the Sky took me on a 45 minute break searching up on RUclips about Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill and other Alien Abductees. Jesus
@@memoryhead7715 Denying that a thing is supernatural isn't the same as denying a thing altogether; supernatural things by definition do not have scientific evidence to support their existence.
@@RabidCupcake2010 "It is clear to this author that anomalous cognition is possible and has been demonstrated. This conclusion is not based on belief but rather a scientific criteria. The phenomenon has been replicated in a number of forms across laboratories and cultures" -CIA declassified report on remote viewing. "There are three claims in the ESP field which, in my opinion, deserve serious study. 1, that by thought alone humans can (barely) affect random number generators in computers; 2 that people under mild sensory deprivation can recieve thoughts or images projected at them; 3, that young children sometimes report the details of a previous life, which upon checking turn out to be accurate and which they could not have known about in any other way than reincarnation."-Carl Sagan ASA experimental investigations of telepathy Princeton university thought affecting RNG experiments University of Virginia, 20 cases suggestive of reincarnation 2 slit experiment There's plenty of evidence if you're willing to look. Imagine gaslighting yourself into thinking an experience didn't happen because cnn or public school didn't spoonfed hermetic principles to you.
@@memoryhead7715 That assumes that your eyes are objective and sees everything as it actually is. People hallucinate and dream and misunderstand what they see.
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The entire time they were talking about deformed people, I thought they were saying ProJared.
Ik I'm 2 years late but this comment is spot on xD
I still don't know what they were saying
Cole Carlock
Projeria, its that one thing where their heads are super huge and their eyes bulge out, that one famous little girl has it
I mean, Projared does look a little weird.
They weren't?
That made the bit alot funnier
you know zach was telling a good ghost story when everybody else went dead silence.
Rofl I was thinking "did everybody just leave so they didn't have to listen to his bullshit story?" XD
7 year reply later but it’s kinda strange how zachs had so many ghost stories yet he isn’t religious
@@merucrypoison2968 month reply later, but you don't have to be religious to believe in ghosts
@@ThePewdieslender bro you can’t cut your cake and eat it I’m sorry
@@merucrypoison296 Who says there isn't an after life and it's a form of purgatory? Religion doesn't need to be in the equation.
Out of everything they've talked about, foreskins is the first topic that seemed to get them genuinely riled up.
They also got riled up about looking at your shit when you wipe.
And what PopTart flavour is best.
@@crisptomato9495 that argument was faked. They had it off air and thought it was funny so they redid it while recording.
@@ronpaulssecretary poptartgate are real?
@@UrbanOgre stamper said it at some point i think
"I don't think of you any differently just because you're freaks"
I fucking love it when Chris starts instigating shit after being so mellow for so long
i wish they actually talked about shadow people
Oh you mean black people....
Chity Chicken BOOOOO, GET OFF THE STAGE
Aw okay...
*slowly walks off stage with head down*
Shadow people are deadly creatures with the abilities of fear and pain.
***** To Rule Them All
Nearly 10 years... feels like yesterday. I think I'll still be listening to these when I'm 70.
Same. I go back to rewatch every couple years
Our asses were made as an evolutionary advantage to other animals. It's a large storage area for extra muscle and fat, that gave us the upper edge in the animal kingdom.
most animals can only do a very fast sprint for a short period of time, but we are endurance animals. Our butts allowed us to be able to continuously follow our prey without stopping and eventually wearing down the animal of prey through constant chase.
We are actually incredible animals when you think about these things we take for granted.
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I'm real late to the SleepyCast game and I'm just going through the episodes, but there's something oddly comforting about hearing the insane rambling and tangents as it accurately mirrors my own way of thinking (which everyone around me thinks odd). I got my degree in Sociology and the Sleepy Cabin group is super interesting in terms of what I had to study.
That sounds like an Irish story
+Gabe Hulme it issssss one
bro im late
haha you have a degree in sociology hahaha you suck
Dude I’m fucking late
"Fill each others balls and go home"
Relationship goals
Dylan Quinn can confirm that it is as good as it seems
crab story more like stab cory
Where did the other r go
@@w.h.merrow3064 don't worry about it
@@w.h.merrow3064 inside of Cory
Oooohhh!!!
@@GothGamer1919 his dad shoved it in there
The circumcision argument is really funny because it's two camps who have no way of knowing each other's point of view
Wrong, chris and niall could still mutilate themselves.
and because who fucking cares lmao
@@2stroke438 But they haven't so they still don't know what it's like to be circumcised.
uncut is way better, i'm pretty sure. I'm cut ;_;
@@visicircle is being uncut really that bad? :o
1:01:50 so weird to hear Zach talking about Ukraine now that we're on the brink of war there. Could it be...a prophecy?
Wouldn't be the first time Sleepycast calls something years later
Russia's invasion of Crimea happened earlier that year so it's understandable still pretty crazy tho
zach is actually well read in politics and such
There was mass protests in Kyiv that year, right?
No, it isn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.
awww, no shit stamper and I are like the same with that alien shit.
I'd be lying in bed and hear a little noise in my room as a kid and be instantly, "whelp...here come the greys, I'm totally fucked"
Just freeze...hold perfectly still...maybe they'll leave.
same, my face was facing a door right next to a dark staircase and whenever I heard a noise I thought some fucking alien or some shit was going to sprint into my room and tear my fucking face off. I was too scared to do shit, I usually just froze and cried
Wow, Stampers story sounds eerily similar to the Japanese legend of 'Noppera-bō'
Hey creeps
Dad! It's me! Connor! OMG I can't believe I found you after all these years! Dad, please come home ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
so do you make all these videos that are on your channel or do you just commentate on videos made by other people?
dude is it supposed to be like a demon skull? it just ends up coming off as a weird pikachu skull
@@Puppy_Puppington I always thought it was a Pikachu skull...
Chris' sleep paralysis creature sounds like an angel from Evangelion
Zach and his non confrontational family made me almost cry laughing
Can you change your last name to Chanandler?
Just here to say how much I miss listening to these dudes riff and joke around. Still love listening to these.
Every two years or so, I still go back and binge them all
@@cheekybum1513Same it's my time to do that, it's been about 2 years since I last listened to these
Zach's Ukraine dream is becoming true
Kind of weird champ 1:02:00 BTW
This kind of freaked me out
"we're all going to die someday" - RT, Russian gov't funded news broadcasting group
Seriously
Freaky, Zach is the Prophet of our time.
The sunken island of Progeria. Holy fuck that was BRILLIANT.
BortzProductions hola bortz
Bortz! Como te va?
I had the exact same fear as Stamper, and it was the EXACT same fucking movie/mockumentary that scared the shit out of me. At the end of the movie it's just the one kid left running around the house, and he locks himself in the bathroom for a bit, then runs to his room. After he runs in his room he turns around and a fucking alien hand slips out around from the behind the door and slams it shut, and the lights go out. I think after that you can see the aliens face coming closer to the camera or some shit, and then after that it goes to a shot where the camera is in the kitchen and you can see all the people getting lined up and the aliens take them away or some shit. I don't know if it was a different version, but when I saw it the movie was called "Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County".
Fucking had me terrified of aliens for a long ass time.
I forgot how funny it was when they were talking about human trafficiking and immediately compared it to Madagascar
Zach going on about "nice blue cheese smegma" and I'm just here thinking "nice blue cheese olives Zach"
I'm just thinking "do these people not wash themselves???"
naill: why cut off bodypart u dont need?
naill you got an organ removed to skip school -.-
That wasn't the plan, though.
@@HiddenEvilStudios he could've stopped it, though.
Re-watching this, I find it funny that Niall said he doesn't understand the point of cutting foreskin, and "Why cut things off just cuz you don't use them?" when he went through having his tonsils removed because he was pretending to be sick lol
I thought is was his appendix
I mean you use your foreskin, but whatever.
u also use your tonsils and your appendix, still don't need them
Callous Lac Soul you don't use your appendix
Suicidal Panda What do you even use your foreskin for? It's more of an accessory than anything.
I know its irrational, but im afraid of looking into mirrors when im alone, even more so when its dark.
Dakota King i have an old ass miror directly to the left of my bed
this comment is from five years ago but yeah me too actually
That video on yt of the small girl looking in a mirror and then lookind back at the camera but the mirror image doesnt move and does a grudge face is what gave me that fear
Okay, I’ve listened to this multiple times over the course of four going on five years and I have to comment this... buttcheeks are the biggest muscles in the human body that are imperative for walking/running, as for when a girl has what Chris describes as a “perfectly round ass” is because when a healthy (not fat) girl has fatty tissue in her buttcheeks, it is due to high estrogen production, so in an evolutionary perspective, it is a way for our ape brains to subconsciously identify high fertility.
Not saying fat girls aren’t healthy, but fat girls having a fat ass could be indecisive if it is a result from estrogen levels or their lifestyle
@@johngolles342 Fat people aren't healthy by default.
"you have to do a fuckin' rubix cube to go pee" I'm fucking crying right now
tfw czechoslovakia ceased to exist in 1993
i cri evrtiem ;;_;; rip in peece
Really wish I followed all of you guys when this was newer, still great to binge at work, subscribed after the first episode, thanks for the laughs
Im in the same boat man
I just recently found sleepy cast this is fire
"I don't know... dickgirl they..." Awwww.... I wish you continued that conversation...
Lol me too. Because I LOVE chicks with dicks. No homo. Kappa
mrshreddy Same, and there is a lot of issue around the gender vs. sex topic (although I would think they would probably all have around the same, very accepting and logical opinion of it), it would be a good discussion.
mrshreddy How the fuck can you say that? " I LOVE Woman who have Penises.....no homo"
Harry Zeederberg
Its called a joke
Harry Zeederberg Well... It's a fine line... It's definitely not homosexual. Probably some variant of bisexual (assuming you like females as well).
I got scared shitless when Zach started to talk about his Dad and the guest room scare, and it had to do with the fact that RUclips crashed and my Wifi fucked me over as soon as he started to talk about it.
These should just be 80 minutes of Zach's voice.
It already is, you can watch the behind the Seens
Zach's screams are hilarious
Niall: Zach, we’re not saying our sex is a million times better because we have foreskin, but here’s some reasons why your sex sucks and ours is awesome.
He's not wrong though, being cut ruins it by like 95% at least.
@@JustapErson He's completely wrong, you're just having bad sex if you think a quarter-inch of skin makes that much of a difference
But how would you know that?
@@JustapErsonunless you had a foreskin, had sex AND THEN had it removed, how do you know?
Zack's story about his dad in the crab hat made me laugh through the whole cast.
Holy cow they were right. When Niall was going off on the grandma/friend story I could really hear his accent
i think buttcheeks were developed when humans started walking, thus exercising the butt muscles more, thus resulting in buttcheeks.
Funny that you guys mentioned nuclear war dreams. My first one I ever had was July 2017. I was living in this shitty trailer and we had no air conditioning. So I was sleeping in the middle of the day because I worked night shift and these kids were screaming and yelling outside my window. So I woke up from my dream thinking I was on fire because the July heat+tin can house was making it really fucking hot and the kids screaming made me think they were dying. And when I opened my eyes the sunlight blinded me for a moment.
I literally thought I was dying.
I've had multiple dreams like this since then but that was the first one and it was so vivid.
Liam gallagher is the guy nialls talking about who thinks he's John Lennon
@James Wilkinson you know it
William Stamper, please tell me what the FUCK ARE THE SHADOW PEOPLE
Black people
Literally what the name is. Shadows that look like people, but like there isnt an actual person there
Natural enemies of Water People
I'd do petty shit as a ghost just to fuck with people but then again i'm kind of awful
The Idiodyssey can ghosts piss? They can't eat or drink can they?
Yeah same If I was ghost I'd screw with people and tie people's shoe laces together so they'd trip for ta lols
@@peefmcgoose2908they can piss in bottles and Stamper will drink it
I find it interesting how many inexplainable ghost stories everyone has to offer and yet they're still that sceptical. Sure, the stories starting with "so I was in my bed" can all be explained with sleep paralysis etc. but some of them are downright baffling.
Also, instead of asking "is there a logical explanation for this?" their first thought always seems to be "why would a ghost do that?" which I find rather surprising. They all seem to automatically assume that if ghosts were real they'd have the same motivations and trains of thought as living humans, as if it's a given that, should such supernatural beings exist, we'd even be able to understand their behavior at all.
Right? I'd assume a scientific mind would be asking, "Why and how did this this happen?" And go full Sherlock to deduce the answer.
As you said, if supernatural things like ghosts did exist, what's the logical basis for them to act like living people? How do we even know they're people? Why would they act the way you'd assume they would?
They want to rationalize ghosts motivations because normally ghosts are supposed to be non tangible versions of people. If ghosts appear human but aren't, that makes them far more scary, like an untouchable doppelganger and that would make them predators if they use a familiar and more approachable form rather than a big scary monster
Did Stamper really whip it out in the middle of the podcast??
Mono Nonny You mean his tentacle?
Willy Billyphofanaphiafily lol yus
Yes
Being uncut is objectively better
I'm still fucking terrified of aliens and I'm 21. I blame my stepmom for telling me shit like the siren going off meant aliens were invading or if i saw a star twinkle it was a UFO.
AdventureBuns what a monster
They've seen your message, you will be taken soon.
Circumcision ruins lives. Look what it did to SleepyCabin.
And the Silent Hill wiki
@@Ryu1ify I want to know the context to that.
@@DavMovis_ Former admin of the wiki was either the comedian of all time or had some genuine mental problems that were at least in part stemmed from major insecurity about being circumcised (despite seemingly living in the U.S., where most people are circumcised), tried to make circumcision the center of Walter Sullivan's entire character, and bashed America more often than a European Redditor. There's a Whang! video about him
@@Ryu1ify You're a legend for replying that fast from a year ago. They talk a lot about trans and women's rights, but never about men's rights to their own body lol. Those people that hyper fixate clearly have a level of body dysmorphia, let them have their treatment so they stop whining. But I'm cut and I could care less.
@@DavMovis_ Yeah, it's a funny meltdown and all, but I do feel bad for the guy -(except that there's a chance he could be a pedophile too judging by the video I saw covering things)-
[edit] my mistake, he was defending bestiality. About pedophiles, he only defended those who haven't committed any crimes, just so I'm not calling the man a pedophile based purely on vague memory of a 5-year-old video
These podcasts are great. I think I said this before, but they are almost are so unlike any other podcast I've heard. It's just random topics taken off the top of your heads, and everyone is talking over each other.
My new favorite podcast.
Zach's fuckin ASMR voice at the beginning of the video I can't-
I lived out in the sticks when i was a kid and i was also terrified of aliens and getting abducted. I had a cubby/storage space under my bed that i could easily fit in with these two little doors. As a kid, i unscrewed a little twisty bolt lock thingy off of a different door and installed on the inside of that cubby door and slept in there at night until i was like 16. Im 30 and still terrified of aliens with absolutely no justifiable reason. wtf.
Zach legitimately seems really insecure about his foreskin.
It's nothing to be ashamed of I really wish I didn't have mine removed at birth against my will.
"And there was a pizza stuck to his balls" Zack is on fire this episode
cut vs uncut
biggest argument
EVER
I'm on my 14th time listening to sleepycast and its hilarious every, single, time.
I swear this is top 5 episode for sure
You guys are freaking me out and now I think I'm going to have sleep paralysis.
Did you have sleep paralysis bro
@@furbyfondler3238 nah I'm good
I honestly thought they were saying "ProJared" the first time listening.
I was like DAMN, DUDE. He's not that ugly. Good times.
Hehe. projared
This has not aged well...
@@fitsdespits6903 this hasn't either
ProJared really is that ugly, on the inside
Peen dress man
Well, episode 4 of starting the podcast over again, and wow, this is a lot more chaotic than I remember.
because of all the talk of going to the bathroom while sleeping and ghosts this should've been called "encounters of the turd kind"
"Why cut off stuff you don't need to cut off?" - the man who got his appendix cut out based on a lie to get out of school.
Did Zach actually predict the war between Russia and Ukraine
dude. i was listing to this, and then i remembered this came out in 2014. crazy lmao
a true psychic of all the pebbles
these conflicts have been going on for a while
It has been obvious to political scientists for years that this would happen
no that shit happened during obama ffs
1:09:27 Laughed so hard at stamper.
Another podcast? This pretty much the only podcast I've ever listened from start to finish. It is glorious
Zach's sheer amount of COPE regarding circumcision is pretty funny, so many Americans are like this sadly.
I mean what else are you meant to do, get skin sowed the fuck back on?
You misspelled Niall. Just listen to his description of his "sliding mechanism," like a turtle popping out of it's shell is considered lube and gives it more reach, that's some Cory logic lol
@@jarlbalgruuf2415 The foreskin does help lubricate the glans, however his claim about "more reach" is just hilarious.
@@MasioDurza they are referring to 'glidding'
@Joe Brown God made it tho
Man I'm so mad that I found out about this late. I would've loved to listen to this shit back then when it was new. I laughed my ass off this episode
Was never one for podcasts but these are hilarious. Great chemistry between you guys (no homo). The site is looking well too. Excellent work xo
This gets more spooky than the halloween special. Psychicebble's story got me so spooked i wanted to do my homework instead of finishing this podcast. It was the one about the room that made you dream about killing people and the black thing.
One time, middle of the day it was one of the first times I was left home alone and was messing with some board games and there was this timer for one of the trivia games that made this eerie wining noise the moment it gets wound up and after a while I got bored and put everything away and put it back in the drawer and went to watch TV, about an hour passes and i hear a sharp "REEEEEEEE" and turn around and see all of the games tossed out of the drawer and the timer was wound up making the noise.
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jokerhamil I cant believe incels were a thing even 2 years ago
I really enjoy the Sleepy Cast. Mostly because i just like seeing content from you guys, but the thing with liking animators content is that it isn't that frequent. So i enjoy having one of these every week or so. Keep it up.
I find it funny that a common problem McDonald's employees have is picking pickles off the wall
I worked at McDonald’s and the most common problem we had was slipping on the greasy floors in the kitchen
It was like an ice skating rink
And I was even wearing non slip work boots
please don't stop these! you guys are funnier than piss or other excrements.
I've seen that old grandma video. It's pretty amazing. there was dubstep
56:20 that kind of shit happens to me all the time. I have literally ran out of my house, because I thought I seen someone or I think something is chasing me. I'm a little more used to it now, because I have had to deal with it my whole life, but damn it's scary as hell sometimes.
Holy shit Zach is really psychic with the Ukraine stuf
Chris and Niall are basically saying that the foreskin serves as the extra layer between the shaft of the penis and the vagina, something that circumcised people try to emulate with lubricant.
But what they fail to realize is that circumcised penises still have that layer of skin too, it just doesn't stretch over the head of the penis. That's why circumcised dudes can still masturbate without lube as well.
Theoretically, every penis has that "natural lubricant", the only difference is that uncut penises have that "natural lubricant" extended over the tip.
Either way, it's probably better to lube up any penis no matter what.
some mexican couldnt believe when i told him most americans are circed, for hygenic reasons. he told me most americans are circed because its a generational thing, like their fathers got it so their son will get it too
I genuinely feel bad for guys that got cut when they were young. You had no choice in the matter and now you'll never experience those lost nerve endings ever. You don't know what you're missing.
Stop thinking about my dick, weirdo
1:01:47 They literally predicted the future
bruh yeah
No, they didn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.
Zach's story about nuclear war at Ukraine is now getting bit scarier.
No, it's not. Because the Russo-Ukrainian War has been ongoing since 2014. He had a dream about it because it was big news at the time just as it's big news now.
It’s crazy how apparently nobody knows russia has been fighting Ukraine since 2014
I also don't think they understand the difference between natural lubrication and smegma.
Stamper predicted the plot to Cruella at 25:41
When I was a kid I had hallucinations due to a medical issue starting in 3rd grade, it was pretty rare but I would see like UFO's and ghosts and shit, I saw the entire school cafeteria full of these ghost like things when it was meant to be empty. Got obsessed with the book of revelations due to that.
The fact they get genuinely pissed off over foreskin is hilarious
*zach talking about something genuinely interesting*, stamper : “shut up your boring the shit out of everyone”
Hahaha! I love how everyone stops talking and just listening to Zachs ghost stories. They're like little boys around a campfire all of a sudden.
This is the best shit ever.
Being Czech, hearing about my country cracked me up :D anyways, really great podcast, I'm hooked
Their talk on Fire in the Sky took me on a 45 minute break searching up on RUclips about Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill and other Alien Abductees. Jesus
Madagascar 2 escape from Czechoslovakia
isn't it weird how people can come face to face wih supernatural shit and be like "eh no, that shit isn't real"
No, that's not very weird at all actually
@@RabidCupcake2010 i think denying things in front of your eyes is pretty weird
@@memoryhead7715 Denying that a thing is supernatural isn't the same as denying a thing altogether; supernatural things by definition do not have scientific evidence to support their existence.
@@RabidCupcake2010 "It is clear to this author that anomalous cognition is possible and has been demonstrated. This conclusion is not based on belief but rather a scientific criteria. The phenomenon has been replicated in a number of forms across laboratories and cultures" -CIA declassified report on remote viewing.
"There are three claims in the ESP field which, in my opinion, deserve serious study. 1, that by thought alone humans can (barely) affect random number generators in computers; 2 that people under mild sensory deprivation can recieve thoughts or images projected at them; 3, that young children sometimes report the details of a previous life, which upon checking turn out to be accurate and which they could not have known about in any other way than reincarnation."-Carl Sagan
ASA experimental investigations of telepathy
Princeton university thought affecting RNG experiments
University of Virginia, 20 cases suggestive of reincarnation
2 slit experiment
There's plenty of evidence if you're willing to look. Imagine gaslighting yourself into thinking an experience didn't happen because cnn or public school didn't spoonfed hermetic principles to you.
@@memoryhead7715 That assumes that your eyes are objective and sees everything as it actually is. People hallucinate and dream and misunderstand what they see.
1:02:20 Zach predicting the near future
i almost shot out of my seat when i heard that lmao
you guys are real and I like that, it's rare to find that, never stop.
I like Niall lol i was a bit worried i wouldnt cause i dont know him well but hes pretty funny and cool. Also i like his accent its cool haha
4:11 I found out I'm a piece of shit when I couldn't stop laughing at that.
42:30 "I have a bad feeling about this"
Can you guys do a full spooky cast for Halloween? because these stories are fun to listen to.
Maybe to elaborate on "shadow people"
I have never screamed ROBERT CARLYLE so many times in a row as I did when listening to this.
God damn i'm so paranoid after listening to this episode in 3 am in the morning in the pitch black.
Now that is what i call "Boys talk".
one of the few podcasts i can tolerate! I