SleepyCast 04 - [The Ghosts of Grandma’s Genitals]

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @bobbaeba
    @bobbaeba 10 лет назад +899

    The entire time they were talking about deformed people, I thought they were saying ProJared.

    • @barrukasuta5802
      @barrukasuta5802 7 лет назад +55

      Ik I'm 2 years late but this comment is spot on xD

    • @colecarlock9746
      @colecarlock9746 6 лет назад +2

      I still don't know what they were saying

    • @jackpandora3160
      @jackpandora3160 6 лет назад +30

      Cole Carlock
      Projeria, its that one thing where their heads are super huge and their eyes bulge out, that one famous little girl has it

    • @letz5464
      @letz5464 6 лет назад +54

      I mean, Projared does look a little weird.

    • @gummigamer4614
      @gummigamer4614 6 лет назад +3

      They weren't?
      That made the bit alot funnier

  • @noregrets92
    @noregrets92 10 лет назад +781

    Out of everything they've talked about, foreskins is the first topic that seemed to get them genuinely riled up.

    • @Sighbot
      @Sighbot 5 лет назад +91

      They also got riled up about looking at your shit when you wipe.

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 4 года назад +24

      And what PopTart flavour is best.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +9

      @@crisptomato9495 that argument was faked. They had it off air and thought it was funny so they redid it while recording.

    • @UrbanOgre
      @UrbanOgre 3 года назад +10

      @@ronpaulssecretary poptartgate are real?

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +3

      @@UrbanOgre stamper said it at some point i think

  • @Orrkist
    @Orrkist 9 лет назад +102

    "I don't think of you any differently just because you're freaks"
    I fucking love it when Chris starts instigating shit after being so mellow for so long

  • @AntboyIan
    @AntboyIan 9 лет назад +590

    you know zach was telling a good ghost story when everybody else went dead silence.

    • @shaunbarney379
      @shaunbarney379 9 лет назад +74

      Rofl I was thinking "did everybody just leave so they didn't have to listen to his bullshit story?" XD

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Год назад +4

      7 year reply later but it’s kinda strange how zachs had so many ghost stories yet he isn’t religious

    • @ThePewdieslender
      @ThePewdieslender Год назад +2

      ​@@merucrypoison2968 month reply later, but you don't have to be religious to believe in ghosts

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Год назад

      @@ThePewdieslender bro you can’t cut your cake and eat it I’m sorry

    • @ThePewdieslender
      @ThePewdieslender Год назад +2

      @@merucrypoison296 Who says there isn't an after life and it's a form of purgatory? Religion doesn't need to be in the equation.

  • @gugu5285
    @gugu5285 11 месяцев назад +16

    Nearly 10 years... feels like yesterday. I think I'll still be listening to these when I'm 70.

    • @Barbievel
      @Barbievel 4 месяца назад +4

      Same. I go back to rewatch every couple years

  • @touchly
    @touchly 10 лет назад +1216

    i wish they actually talked about shadow people

    • @chitychicken1102
      @chitychicken1102 10 лет назад +277

      Oh you mean black people....

    • @SleepyCabin
      @SleepyCabin  10 лет назад +922

      Chity Chicken BOOOOO, GET OFF THE STAGE

    • @chitychicken1102
      @chitychicken1102 10 лет назад +171

      Aw okay...
      *slowly walks off stage with head down*

    • @tonyperani
      @tonyperani 10 лет назад +26

      Shadow people are deadly creatures with the abilities of fear and pain.

    • @tonyperani
      @tonyperani 10 лет назад +9

      ***** To Rule Them All

  • @Rohans_Mad1
    @Rohans_Mad1 2 года назад +649

    Zach's Ukraine dream is becoming true

    • @createor8590
      @createor8590 2 года назад +25

      Kind of weird champ 1:02:00 BTW

    • @mrmagicman4079
      @mrmagicman4079 2 года назад +32

      This kind of freaked me out

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +12

      "we're all going to die someday" - RT, Russian gov't funded news broadcasting group

    • @stelarmedusa3528
      @stelarmedusa3528 2 года назад +5

      Seriously

    • @dannichols8111
      @dannichols8111 2 года назад +25

      Freaky, Zach is the Prophet of our time.

  • @iavv334
    @iavv334 10 лет назад +324

    Our asses were made as an evolutionary advantage to other animals. It's a large storage area for extra muscle and fat, that gave us the upper edge in the animal kingdom.
    most animals can only do a very fast sprint for a short period of time, but we are endurance animals. Our butts allowed us to be able to continuously follow our prey without stopping and eventually wearing down the animal of prey through constant chase.
    We are actually incredible animals when you think about these things we take for granted.

  • @edstella
    @edstella 9 лет назад +474

    I'm real late to the SleepyCast game and I'm just going through the episodes, but there's something oddly comforting about hearing the insane rambling and tangents as it accurately mirrors my own way of thinking (which everyone around me thinks odd). I got my degree in Sociology and the Sleepy Cabin group is super interesting in terms of what I had to study.

    • @emmahulme4683
      @emmahulme4683 9 лет назад +93

      That sounds like an Irish story

    • @Youg00dbr0
      @Youg00dbr0 8 лет назад +2

      +Gabe Hulme it issssss one

    • @qojte
      @qojte 3 года назад +1

      bro im late

    • @jackwisniewski3859
      @jackwisniewski3859 3 года назад +4

      haha you have a degree in sociology hahaha you suck

    • @Nazareth69420
      @Nazareth69420 2 года назад

      Dude I’m fucking late

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 7 лет назад +278

    The circumcision argument is really funny because it's two camps who have no way of knowing each other's point of view

    • @2stroke438
      @2stroke438 4 года назад +23

      Wrong, chris and niall could still mutilate themselves.

    • @roachdoggjr4626
      @roachdoggjr4626 4 года назад +30

      and because who fucking cares lmao

    • @jacobedwards4747
      @jacobedwards4747 2 года назад

      @@2stroke438 But they haven't so they still don't know what it's like to be circumcised.

    • @visicircle
      @visicircle 2 года назад +6

      uncut is way better, i'm pretty sure. I'm cut ;_;

    • @YASxYT
      @YASxYT 2 года назад

      @@visicircle is being uncut really that bad? :o

  • @CtrlaltdeliciousHD
    @CtrlaltdeliciousHD 9 лет назад +425

    crab story more like stab cory

  • @spookyf1nger979
    @spookyf1nger979 5 лет назад +29

    Just here to say how much I miss listening to these dudes riff and joke around. Still love listening to these.

    • @cheekybum1513
      @cheekybum1513 3 года назад +3

      Every two years or so, I still go back and binge them all

    • @Niceri98
      @Niceri98 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cheekybum1513Same it's my time to do that, it's been about 2 years since I last listened to these

  • @Skitty433
    @Skitty433 10 лет назад +106

    Zach and his non confrontational family made me almost cry laughing

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 8 лет назад +125

    "Fill each others balls and go home"
    Relationship goals

    • @randomguyofepic
      @randomguyofepic 7 лет назад +2

      Dylan Quinn can confirm that it is as good as it seems

  • @visicircle
    @visicircle 2 года назад +105

    1:01:50 so weird to hear Zach talking about Ukraine now that we're on the brink of war there. Could it be...a prophecy?

    • @bepis_real
      @bepis_real 2 года назад +7

      Wouldn't be the first time Sleepycast calls something years later

    • @tenzin2280
      @tenzin2280 2 года назад +19

      Russia's invasion of Crimea happened earlier that year so it's understandable still pretty crazy tho

    • @The_uglybastard
      @The_uglybastard 2 года назад +6

      zach is actually well read in politics and such

    • @the_peak
      @the_peak 2 года назад +1

      There was mass protests in Kyiv that year, right?

    • @ishmaboy
      @ishmaboy 2 года назад +1

      No, it isn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.

  • @Adam-kt8nl
    @Adam-kt8nl 5 лет назад +12

    Really wish I followed all of you guys when this was newer, still great to binge at work, subscribed after the first episode, thanks for the laughs

  • @Lullabydogfarmo
    @Lullabydogfarmo Год назад +13

    I forgot how funny it was when they were talking about human trafficiking and immediately compared it to Madagascar

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 лет назад +260

    Wow, Stampers story sounds eerily similar to the Japanese legend of 'Noppera-bō'

    • @TrashK1ngg
      @TrashK1ngg 10 лет назад +6

      Hey creeps

    • @iavv334
      @iavv334 10 лет назад +5

      Dad! It's me! Connor! OMG I can't believe I found you after all these years! Dad, please come home ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

    • @zapotter45
      @zapotter45 10 лет назад +15

      so do you make all these videos that are on your channel or do you just commentate on videos made by other people?

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 5 лет назад +9

      dude is it supposed to be like a demon skull? it just ends up coming off as a weird pikachu skull

    • @davelabonte7806
      @davelabonte7806 4 года назад +5

      @@Puppy_Puppington I always thought it was a Pikachu skull...

  • @ingwersengrady
    @ingwersengrady 9 лет назад +68

    awww, no shit stamper and I are like the same with that alien shit.
    I'd be lying in bed and hear a little noise in my room as a kid and be instantly, "whelp...here come the greys, I'm totally fucked"

    • @ingwersengrady
      @ingwersengrady 9 лет назад +6

      Just freeze...hold perfectly still...maybe they'll leave.

    • @SpookNukem
      @SpookNukem 8 лет назад +2

      same, my face was facing a door right next to a dark staircase and whenever I heard a noise I thought some fucking alien or some shit was going to sprint into my room and tear my fucking face off. I was too scared to do shit, I usually just froze and cried

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 9 лет назад +351

    Re-watching this, I find it funny that Niall said he doesn't understand the point of cutting foreskin, and "Why cut things off just cuz you don't use them?" when he went through having his tonsils removed because he was pretending to be sick lol

    • @Mememan420_69
      @Mememan420_69 7 лет назад +47

      I thought is was his appendix

    • @suicidalpanda
      @suicidalpanda 6 лет назад +54

      I mean you use your foreskin, but whatever.

    • @jeans9292
      @jeans9292 6 лет назад +13

      u also use your tonsils and your appendix, still don't need them

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste 6 лет назад +17

      Callous Lac Soul you don't use your appendix

    • @Thebes342
      @Thebes342 6 лет назад +8

      Suicidal Panda What do you even use your foreskin for? It's more of an accessory than anything.

  • @BortzProductions
    @BortzProductions 10 лет назад +127

    The sunken island of Progeria. Holy fuck that was BRILLIANT.

  • @Dexter6340
    @Dexter6340 9 лет назад +46

    I know its irrational, but im afraid of looking into mirrors when im alone, even more so when its dark.

    • @chaserz149ninja
      @chaserz149ninja 7 лет назад +6

      Dakota King i have an old ass miror directly to the left of my bed

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 4 года назад +4

      this comment is from five years ago but yeah me too actually

    • @justdancefan-pv6lb
      @justdancefan-pv6lb 6 месяцев назад +1

      That video on yt of the small girl looking in a mirror and then lookind back at the camera but the mirror image doesnt move and does a grudge face is what gave me that fear

  • @spencechan
    @spencechan 4 года назад +51

    Chris' sleep paralysis creature sounds like an angel from Evangelion

  • @jonf.7184
    @jonf.7184 10 лет назад +27

    I had the exact same fear as Stamper, and it was the EXACT same fucking movie/mockumentary that scared the shit out of me. At the end of the movie it's just the one kid left running around the house, and he locks himself in the bathroom for a bit, then runs to his room. After he runs in his room he turns around and a fucking alien hand slips out around from the behind the door and slams it shut, and the lights go out. I think after that you can see the aliens face coming closer to the camera or some shit, and then after that it goes to a shot where the camera is in the kitchen and you can see all the people getting lined up and the aliens take them away or some shit. I don't know if it was a different version, but when I saw it the movie was called "Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County".
    Fucking had me terrified of aliens for a long ass time.

  • @TheMorbidHobo
    @TheMorbidHobo 10 лет назад +178

    "I don't know... dickgirl they..." Awwww.... I wish you continued that conversation...

    • @kingenfuuken
      @kingenfuuken 10 лет назад +21

      Lol me too. Because I LOVE chicks with dicks. No homo. Kappa

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 10 лет назад +8

      mrshreddy Same, and there is a lot of issue around the gender vs. sex topic (although I would think they would probably all have around the same, very accepting and logical opinion of it), it would be a good discussion.

    • @zeeder8
      @zeeder8 10 лет назад +9

      mrshreddy How the fuck can you say that? " I LOVE Woman who have Penises.....no homo"

    • @kingenfuuken
      @kingenfuuken 10 лет назад +8

      Harry Zeederberg
      Its called a joke

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 10 лет назад +19

      Harry Zeederberg Well... It's a fine line... It's definitely not homosexual. Probably some variant of bisexual (assuming you like females as well).

  • @cassandras8797
    @cassandras8797 4 года назад +32

    Zach going on about "nice blue cheese smegma" and I'm just here thinking "nice blue cheese olives Zach"

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Год назад +4

      I'm just thinking "do these people not wash themselves???"

  • @Nacef-r4k
    @Nacef-r4k 8 лет назад +287

    naill: why cut off bodypart u dont need?
    naill you got an organ removed to skip school -.-

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 4 года назад +4

      That wasn't the plan, though.

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT 3 года назад +2

      @@HiddenEvilStudios he could've stopped it, though.

  • @johngolles342
    @johngolles342 5 лет назад +22

    Okay, I’ve listened to this multiple times over the course of four going on five years and I have to comment this... buttcheeks are the biggest muscles in the human body that are imperative for walking/running, as for when a girl has what Chris describes as a “perfectly round ass” is because when a healthy (not fat) girl has fatty tissue in her buttcheeks, it is due to high estrogen production, so in an evolutionary perspective, it is a way for our ape brains to subconsciously identify high fertility.

    • @johngolles342
      @johngolles342 5 лет назад +5

      Not saying fat girls aren’t healthy, but fat girls having a fat ass could be indecisive if it is a result from estrogen levels or their lifestyle

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 4 года назад +1

      @@johngolles342 Fat people aren't healthy by default.

  • @KesuTV
    @KesuTV 9 лет назад +149

    tfw czechoslovakia ceased to exist in 1993

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 3 года назад +42

    Niall: Zach, we’re not saying our sex is a million times better because we have foreskin, but here’s some reasons why your sex sucks and ours is awesome.

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Год назад +3

      He's not wrong though, being cut ruins it by like 95% at least.

    • @kajura8684
      @kajura8684 Год назад

      @@JustapErson He's completely wrong, you're just having bad sex if you think a quarter-inch of skin makes that much of a difference

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 Год назад +5

      But how would you know that?

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername Год назад

      @@JustapErsonunless you had a foreskin, had sex AND THEN had it removed, how do you know?

  • @juboocin
    @juboocin 10 лет назад +13

    I got scared shitless when Zach started to talk about his Dad and the guest room scare, and it had to do with the fact that RUclips crashed and my Wifi fucked me over as soon as he started to talk about it.

  • @zakaryfoster6871
    @zakaryfoster6871 6 месяцев назад +7

    I just recently found sleepy cast this is fire

  • @fromthestreet1969
    @fromthestreet1969 9 лет назад +12

    "you have to do a fuckin' rubix cube to go pee" I'm fucking crying right now

  • @longneck2866
    @longneck2866 6 лет назад +286

    Zach legitimately seems really insecure about his foreskin.

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 3 года назад +21

      It's nothing to be ashamed of I really wish I didn't have mine removed at birth against my will.

  • @ZirkzankXyphrolenmir
    @ZirkzankXyphrolenmir 10 лет назад +69

    These should just be 80 minutes of Zach's voice.

    • @clutchcal0578
      @clutchcal0578 3 года назад

      It already is, you can watch the behind the Seens

  • @Jesse-rw5gh
    @Jesse-rw5gh 8 лет назад +6

    Holy cow they were right. When Niall was going off on the grandma/friend story I could really hear his accent

  • @XIGuyIX
    @XIGuyIX 10 лет назад +5

    Zack's story about his dad in the crab hat made me laugh through the whole cast.

  • @oogooboggins5956
    @oogooboggins5956 7 лет назад +27

    i think buttcheeks were developed when humans started walking, thus exercising the butt muscles more, thus resulting in buttcheeks.

  • @monononny3974
    @monononny3974 9 лет назад +89

    Did Stamper really whip it out in the middle of the podcast??

  • @possiblycrazy442
    @possiblycrazy442 7 лет назад +102

    Circumcision ruins lives. Look what it did to SleepyCabin.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Год назад +3

      And the Silent Hill wiki

    • @DavMovis_
      @DavMovis_ Месяц назад

      @@Ryu1ify I want to know the context to that.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Месяц назад +1

      @@DavMovis_ Former admin of the wiki was either the comedian of all time or had some genuine mental problems that were at least in part stemmed from major insecurity about being circumcised (despite seemingly living in the U.S., where most people are circumcised), tried to make circumcision the center of Walter Sullivan's entire character, and bashed America more often than a European Redditor. There's a Whang! video about him

    • @DavMovis_
      @DavMovis_ Месяц назад

      @@Ryu1ify You're a legend for replying that fast from a year ago. They talk a lot about trans and women's rights, but never about men's rights to their own body lol. Those people that hyper fixate clearly have a level of body dysmorphia, let them have their treatment so they stop whining. But I'm cut and I could care less.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Месяц назад

      @@DavMovis_ Yeah, it's a funny meltdown and all, but I do feel bad for the guy -(except that there's a chance he could be a pedophile too judging by the video I saw covering things)-
      [edit] my mistake, he was defending bestiality. About pedophiles, he only defended those who haven't committed any crimes, just so I'm not calling the man a pedophile based purely on vague memory of a 5-year-old video

  • @TheMorbidHobo
    @TheMorbidHobo 10 лет назад +5

    These podcasts are great. I think I said this before, but they are almost are so unlike any other podcast I've heard. It's just random topics taken off the top of your heads, and everyone is talking over each other.

  • @blumberde8726
    @blumberde8726 3 года назад +8

    Being uncut is objectively better

  • @SkotKozB5
    @SkotKozB5 5 лет назад +8

    Funny that you guys mentioned nuclear war dreams. My first one I ever had was July 2017. I was living in this shitty trailer and we had no air conditioning. So I was sleeping in the middle of the day because I worked night shift and these kids were screaming and yelling outside my window. So I woke up from my dream thinking I was on fire because the July heat+tin can house was making it really fucking hot and the kids screaming made me think they were dying. And when I opened my eyes the sunlight blinded me for a moment.
    I literally thought I was dying.
    I've had multiple dreams like this since then but that was the first one and it was so vivid.

  • @kerploonkie8995
    @kerploonkie8995 6 лет назад +20

    Liam gallagher is the guy nialls talking about who thinks he's John Lennon

  • @cainanfair8083
    @cainanfair8083 9 лет назад +53

    William Stamper, please tell me what the FUCK ARE THE SHADOW PEOPLE

  • @santiagovare
    @santiagovare 10 лет назад +1

    Another podcast? This pretty much the only podcast I've ever listened from start to finish. It is glorious

  • @Mi-Go
    @Mi-Go 3 года назад +5

    Well, episode 4 of starting the podcast over again, and wow, this is a lot more chaotic than I remember.

  • @BadKinty
    @BadKinty 8 лет назад +33

    cut vs uncut
    biggest argument
    EVER

  • @anonymousangel1064
    @anonymousangel1064 8 лет назад +38

    I'd do petty shit as a ghost just to fuck with people but then again i'm kind of awful

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 7 лет назад +1

      The Idiodyssey can ghosts piss? They can't eat or drink can they?

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah same If I was ghost I'd screw with people and tie people's shoe laces together so they'd trip for ta lols

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@peefmcgoose2908they can piss in bottles and Stamper will drink it

  • @aleaf4799
    @aleaf4799 6 лет назад +3

    I'm on my 14th time listening to sleepycast and its hilarious every, single, time.

  • @olivergoldsmith
    @olivergoldsmith 10 лет назад +4

    Was never one for podcasts but these are hilarious. Great chemistry between you guys (no homo). The site is looking well too. Excellent work xo

  • @originalname6349
    @originalname6349 5 лет назад +8

    "Why cut off stuff you don't need to cut off?" - the man who got his appendix cut out based on a lie to get out of school.

  • @B4GMan
    @B4GMan 2 года назад +50

    Did Zach actually predict the war between Russia and Ukraine

    • @GoGoGorkip
      @GoGoGorkip 2 года назад +2

      dude. i was listing to this, and then i remembered this came out in 2014. crazy lmao

    • @playalots
      @playalots 2 года назад +5

      a true psychic of all the pebbles

    • @Optim121
      @Optim121 2 года назад +18

      these conflicts have been going on for a while

    • @billybobcobb6324
      @billybobcobb6324 2 года назад +2

      It has been obvious to political scientists for years that this would happen

    • @memoryhead7715
      @memoryhead7715 2 года назад

      no that shit happened during obama ffs

  • @Azumongo
    @Azumongo 5 лет назад +28

    I find it interesting how many inexplainable ghost stories everyone has to offer and yet they're still that sceptical. Sure, the stories starting with "so I was in my bed" can all be explained with sleep paralysis etc. but some of them are downright baffling.
    Also, instead of asking "is there a logical explanation for this?" their first thought always seems to be "why would a ghost do that?" which I find rather surprising. They all seem to automatically assume that if ghosts were real they'd have the same motivations and trains of thought as living humans, as if it's a given that, should such supernatural beings exist, we'd even be able to understand their behavior at all.

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 4 года назад +5

      Right? I'd assume a scientific mind would be asking, "Why and how did this this happen?" And go full Sherlock to deduce the answer.
      As you said, if supernatural things like ghosts did exist, what's the logical basis for them to act like living people? How do we even know they're people? Why would they act the way you'd assume they would?

    • @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
      @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS 2 года назад +4

      They want to rationalize ghosts motivations because normally ghosts are supposed to be non tangible versions of people. If ghosts appear human but aren't, that makes them far more scary, like an untouchable doppelganger and that would make them predators if they use a familiar and more approachable form rather than a big scary monster

  • @RockarTom
    @RockarTom 2 года назад +63

    Zach's story about nuclear war at Ukraine is now getting bit scarier.

    • @ishmaboy
      @ishmaboy 2 года назад +7

      No, it's not. Because the Russo-Ukrainian War has been ongoing since 2014. He had a dream about it because it was big news at the time just as it's big news now.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Год назад +7

      It’s crazy how apparently nobody knows russia has been fighting Ukraine since 2014

  • @ipissyouoff1
    @ipissyouoff1 10 лет назад +2

    This gets more spooky than the halloween special. Psychicebble's story got me so spooked i wanted to do my homework instead of finishing this podcast. It was the one about the room that made you dream about killing people and the black thing.

  • @GREGXCELENTEFILM
    @GREGXCELENTEFILM 5 лет назад +11

    "And there was a pizza stuck to his balls" Zack is on fire this episode

  • @slightlybraindead6848
    @slightlybraindead6848 9 лет назад +18

    Zach's screams are hilarious

  • @mhmmsam
    @mhmmsam 10 лет назад +13

    I'm still fucking terrified of aliens and I'm 21. I blame my stepmom for telling me shit like the siren going off meant aliens were invading or if i saw a star twinkle it was a UFO.

    • @RomyoEvl9
      @RomyoEvl9 6 лет назад +1

      AdventureBuns what a monster

    • @chumfartlin9963
      @chumfartlin9963 Год назад

      They've seen your message, you will be taken soon.

  • @stickyhands8111
    @stickyhands8111 9 месяцев назад +4

    Zach's fuckin ASMR voice at the beginning of the video I can't-

  • @eugenewest2085
    @eugenewest2085 10 лет назад +8

    My new favorite podcast.

  • @MasioDurza
    @MasioDurza 3 года назад +12

    Zach's sheer amount of COPE regarding circumcision is pretty funny, so many Americans are like this sadly.

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 2 года назад +4

      I mean what else are you meant to do, get skin sowed the fuck back on?

    • @jarlbalgruuf2415
      @jarlbalgruuf2415 2 года назад +5

      You misspelled Niall. Just listen to his description of his "sliding mechanism," like a turtle popping out of it's shell is considered lube and gives it more reach, that's some Cory logic lol

    • @MasioDurza
      @MasioDurza 2 года назад +2

      @@jarlbalgruuf2415 The foreskin does help lubricate the glans, however his claim about "more reach" is just hilarious.

    • @visicircle
      @visicircle 2 года назад

      @@MasioDurza they are referring to 'glidding'

    • @Mattriix
      @Mattriix 2 года назад

      @Joe Brown God made it tho

  • @thaane
    @thaane 8 лет назад +63

    I honestly thought they were saying "ProJared" the first time listening.
    I was like DAMN, DUDE. He's not that ugly. Good times.

  • @michaelmcewen354
    @michaelmcewen354 10 лет назад

    I really enjoy the Sleepy Cast. Mostly because i just like seeing content from you guys, but the thing with liking animators content is that it isn't that frequent. So i enjoy having one of these every week or so. Keep it up.

  • @eliasplaysmusic
    @eliasplaysmusic 5 лет назад +12

    I find it funny that a common problem McDonald's employees have is picking pickles off the wall

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 4 года назад +3

      I worked at McDonald’s and the most common problem we had was slipping on the greasy floors in the kitchen
      It was like an ice skating rink
      And I was even wearing non slip work boots

  • @bendrethegiant
    @bendrethegiant 3 года назад +5

    Stamper predicted the plot to Cruella at 25:41

  • @deathtrip4024
    @deathtrip4024 6 лет назад +5

    I swear this is top 5 episode for sure

  • @O_O__69420
    @O_O__69420 Год назад +2

    Man I'm so mad that I found out about this late. I would've loved to listen to this shit back then when it was new. I laughed my ass off this episode

  • @基督教是光和道路
    @基督教是光和道路 3 года назад +4

    I lived out in the sticks when i was a kid and i was also terrified of aliens and getting abducted. I had a cubby/storage space under my bed that i could easily fit in with these two little doors. As a kid, i unscrewed a little twisty bolt lock thingy off of a different door and installed on the inside of that cubby door and slept in there at night until i was like 16. Im 30 and still terrified of aliens with absolutely no justifiable reason. wtf.

  • @SadisticSasquatch
    @SadisticSasquatch 9 лет назад +4

    One time, middle of the day it was one of the first times I was left home alone and was messing with some board games and there was this timer for one of the trivia games that made this eerie wining noise the moment it gets wound up and after a while I got bored and put everything away and put it back in the drawer and went to watch TV, about an hour passes and i hear a sharp "REEEEEEEE" and turn around and see all of the games tossed out of the drawer and the timer was wound up making the noise.

    • @Jokerhamil
      @Jokerhamil 9 лет назад

      FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @letz5464
      @letz5464 6 лет назад +1

      Jokerhamil I cant believe incels were a thing even 2 years ago

  • @withersbraxton2
    @withersbraxton2 10 лет назад +19

    You guys are freaking me out and now I think I'm going to have sleep paralysis.

  • @johnyrocket223
    @johnyrocket223 10 лет назад +3

    I've seen that old grandma video. It's pretty amazing. there was dubstep

  • @marthiasvandortmont2105
    @marthiasvandortmont2105 Год назад +11

    Holy shit Zach is really psychic with the Ukraine stuf

  • @windlink4everable
    @windlink4everable Год назад +9

    I genuinely feel bad for guys that got cut when they were young. You had no choice in the matter and now you'll never experience those lost nerve endings ever. You don't know what you're missing.

    • @JammerAma
      @JammerAma 11 месяцев назад +6

      Stop thinking about my dick, weirdo

  • @awesomebacon1075
    @awesomebacon1075 Год назад +3

    Chris and Niall are basically saying that the foreskin serves as the extra layer between the shaft of the penis and the vagina, something that circumcised people try to emulate with lubricant.
    But what they fail to realize is that circumcised penises still have that layer of skin too, it just doesn't stretch over the head of the penis. That's why circumcised dudes can still masturbate without lube as well.
    Theoretically, every penis has that "natural lubricant", the only difference is that uncut penises have that "natural lubricant" extended over the tip.
    Either way, it's probably better to lube up any penis no matter what.

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 Год назад +1

      some mexican couldnt believe when i told him most americans are circed, for hygenic reasons. he told me most americans are circed because its a generational thing, like their fathers got it so their son will get it too

  • @Oscarous64
    @Oscarous64 Год назад +8

    The fact they get genuinely pissed off over foreskin is hilarious

  • @coreyrardon3011
    @coreyrardon3011 3 года назад +8

    *zach talking about something genuinely interesting*, stamper : “shut up your boring the shit out of everyone”

  • @brownshoeT2
    @brownshoeT2 9 лет назад +2

    56:20 that kind of shit happens to me all the time. I have literally ran out of my house, because I thought I seen someone or I think something is chasing me. I'm a little more used to it now, because I have had to deal with it my whole life, but damn it's scary as hell sometimes.

  • @bludvik55
    @bludvik55 10 лет назад +4

    please don't stop these! you guys are funnier than piss or other excrements.

  • @memoryhead7715
    @memoryhead7715 2 года назад +7

    isn't it weird how people can come face to face wih supernatural shit and be like "eh no, that shit isn't real"

    • @RabidCupcake2010
      @RabidCupcake2010 Год назад +2

      No, that's not very weird at all actually

    • @memoryhead7715
      @memoryhead7715 Год назад +6

      @@RabidCupcake2010 i think denying things in front of your eyes is pretty weird

    • @RabidCupcake2010
      @RabidCupcake2010 Год назад

      @@memoryhead7715 Denying that a thing is supernatural isn't the same as denying a thing altogether; supernatural things by definition do not have scientific evidence to support their existence.

    • @PatienceKiss
      @PatienceKiss Год назад +3

      ​@@RabidCupcake2010 "It is clear to this author that anomalous cognition is possible and has been demonstrated. This conclusion is not based on belief but rather a scientific criteria. The phenomenon has been replicated in a number of forms across laboratories and cultures" -CIA declassified report on remote viewing.
      "There are three claims in the ESP field which, in my opinion, deserve serious study. 1, that by thought alone humans can (barely) affect random number generators in computers; 2 that people under mild sensory deprivation can recieve thoughts or images projected at them; 3, that young children sometimes report the details of a previous life, which upon checking turn out to be accurate and which they could not have known about in any other way than reincarnation."-Carl Sagan
      ASA experimental investigations of telepathy
      Princeton university thought affecting RNG experiments
      University of Virginia, 20 cases suggestive of reincarnation
      2 slit experiment
      There's plenty of evidence if you're willing to look. Imagine gaslighting yourself into thinking an experience didn't happen because cnn or public school didn't spoonfed hermetic principles to you.

    • @dontpanic5278
      @dontpanic5278 Год назад +1

      @@memoryhead7715 That assumes that your eyes are objective and sees everything as it actually is. People hallucinate and dream and misunderstand what they see.

  • @roberthouston3532
    @roberthouston3532 8 лет назад +41

    because of all the talk of going to the bathroom while sleeping and ghosts this should've been called "encounters of the turd kind"

  • @cRoxy86
    @cRoxy86 9 лет назад +6

    Hahaha! I love how everyone stops talking and just listening to Zachs ghost stories. They're like little boys around a campfire all of a sudden.

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 7 месяцев назад +3

    Madagascar 2 escape from Czechoslovakia

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap Год назад +2

    When I was a kid I had hallucinations due to a medical issue starting in 3rd grade, it was pretty rare but I would see like UFO's and ghosts and shit, I saw the entire school cafeteria full of these ghost like things when it was meant to be empty. Got obsessed with the book of revelations due to that.

  • @Ptrrrrrrrr
    @Ptrrrrrrrr 10 лет назад +12

    1:09:27 Laughed so hard at stamper.

  • @OakloreGaming
    @OakloreGaming 3 года назад +2

    Their talk on Fire in the Sky took me on a 45 minute break searching up on RUclips about Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill and other Alien Abductees. Jesus

  • @milhouse529
    @milhouse529 10 лет назад +4

    Being Czech, hearing about my country cracked me up :D anyways, really great podcast, I'm hooked

  • @FreemanzzFilms
    @FreemanzzFilms 10 лет назад +1

    Can you guys do a full spooky cast for Halloween? because these stories are fun to listen to.

    • @FreemanzzFilms
      @FreemanzzFilms 10 лет назад +3

      Maybe to elaborate on "shadow people"

  • @12_Bitcat
    @12_Bitcat 2 года назад +21

    1:01:47 They literally predicted the future

    • @friendlygiant1507
      @friendlygiant1507 2 года назад +1

      bruh yeah

    • @ishmaboy
      @ishmaboy 2 года назад +1

      No, they didn't. It's crazy how many comments on here are like "Zach predicted the war in Ukraine". The Russo-Ukrainian War started in January 2014. It was literally all over the news for months when it started, and that's likely why Zach had a dream about it. And it never ended. Recent provocations by Putin (aka an actual invasion) are why it's in the news again.

  • @UrbanOgre
    @UrbanOgre 3 года назад +2

    4:11 I found out I'm a piece of shit when I couldn't stop laughing at that.

  • @BanditoBurrito
    @BanditoBurrito 8 лет назад +18

    This is the best shit ever.

  • @herpderpington
    @herpderpington 5 лет назад +3

    I have never screamed ROBERT CARLYLE so many times in a row as I did when listening to this.

  • @snipelfritz
    @snipelfritz 9 лет назад +37

    I also don't think they understand the difference between natural lubrication and smegma.

  • @dub3r5
    @dub3r5 9 лет назад +4

    xD It's 1:40 in the morning I am a true sleepy cast member xD

  • @ColinTheGamerReal
    @ColinTheGamerReal 7 лет назад +4

    42:30 "I have a bad feeling about this"

  • @saintbrosef6149
    @saintbrosef6149 3 года назад +2

    Nuclear War dreams are so terrifying. I had one when I was 15 and it's the only dream I remember to this day.

    • @Nate-ll4do
      @Nate-ll4do 3 года назад

      Nuclear wet dreams fucking suck dude

  • @hiramsvids
    @hiramsvids 10 лет назад +8

    Now that is what i call "Boys talk".

  • @yugisosa7133
    @yugisosa7133 7 лет назад +2

    God damn i'm so paranoid after listening to this episode in 3 am in the morning in the pitch black.

  • @richard6556
    @richard6556 10 лет назад +3

    I think we all would enjoy a video podcast eventually.

  • @bowsmed
    @bowsmed 4 года назад +2

    I love that Stamper is more scared of Casper the friendly ghost but thinks demons look goofy as fuck. I for one agree wholefartedly