Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Год назад +778

    "500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories.
    And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 Год назад +240

    21:34
    Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

  • @scarlettexenon
    @scarlettexenon 11 месяцев назад +212

    14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone
    We all gotta love matt

    • @SemiEclectic
      @SemiEclectic 6 месяцев назад +5

      Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.

    • @Facethatsad
      @Facethatsad 4 месяца назад

      @@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

  • @n3rd_chris520
    @n3rd_chris520 Год назад +151

    29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

    • @TheWiseDoge
      @TheWiseDoge 5 месяцев назад +7

      This is not the only time this happened-
      Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏
      Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂
      Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

    • @Coltsfan36951
      @Coltsfan36951 17 дней назад

      I have one Smitty moment screen recorded and it’s that one bc of how good it is😂😂

  • @sandman5891
    @sandman5891 Год назад +378

    I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 3 месяца назад +1

      500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta1111 11 месяцев назад +84

    19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 Месяц назад +2

      love seeing the boys gaslight grizzy into thinking sea snails don't exist.

  • @branpul0604
    @branpul0604 Год назад +114

    42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 Год назад +281

    “The end was… this”
    “And we finally reached it, boys”
    *Video ends*
    Perfect. 😂

  • @lepone2317
    @lepone2317 Год назад +188

    *AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!*
    - Blarg
    I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Год назад +56

    13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

  • @Anigaming-dz5gh
    @Anigaming-dz5gh Год назад +737

    Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Год назад +17

      The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

    • @disneydan1504
      @disneydan1504 Год назад +3

      Oh my god I never noticed that

    • @demonknight0412
      @demonknight0412 10 месяцев назад +2

      Thats his whole channel 😂

    • @aimansyukri1069
      @aimansyukri1069 2 месяца назад

      ​@@demonknight0412@2

  • @Cjvoltage232
    @Cjvoltage232 Год назад +45

    44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  Год назад +11

      That's one of my favorite moments :)

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Год назад +8

      I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 Год назад +94

    Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Год назад +58

    23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

    • @st4rfuls
      @st4rfuls 6 месяцев назад +1

      honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

  • @Nikke__
    @Nikke__ Год назад +79

    youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

  • @bluebirryn
    @bluebirryn  Год назад +102

    *frucket*
    *bamhurger*
    *AN ANT!*
    yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ Год назад +9

      there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

    • @mr_inzaine
      @mr_inzaine 6 месяцев назад

      I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 3 месяца назад

      Pin

  • @minidan393
    @minidan393 Год назад +133

    Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 Год назад +20

      smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

  • @toddbattlehammer9012
    @toddbattlehammer9012 Год назад +194

    Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk Год назад +22

    41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

  • @ShadowlightXX03
    @ShadowlightXX03 Год назад +22

    36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

  • @ShadowSniper743
    @ShadowSniper743 7 месяцев назад +13

    24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  7 месяцев назад +5

      Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

  • @luminous1968
    @luminous1968 Год назад +36

    35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  Год назад +4

      Fart jokes never disappoint

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 5 месяцев назад +12

    God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

  • @smoove_
    @smoove_ Год назад +21

    31:19
    transforms into a lawnmower

  • @jordanu1220
    @jordanu1220 Год назад +23

    Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 Год назад +9

    Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink 7 месяцев назад +14

    "Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?"
    *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_*
    That caught me SO off guard. 😭

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl Год назад +25

    "It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

  • @bigfootadmirer8627
    @bigfootadmirer8627 Год назад +13

    20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

  • @thantos2530
    @thantos2530 Год назад +14

    49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

  • @ThePandemonium
    @ThePandemonium Год назад +16

    10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Год назад +12

    8:00
    Don't take that outta context lmfao

  • @eherogaia8545
    @eherogaia8545 Год назад +15

    11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

  • @brendent.934
    @brendent.934 Год назад +7

    Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

  • @limesampkins-oy1xo
    @limesampkins-oy1xo Год назад +7

    Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys

  • @Elmo_gtagvr55
    @Elmo_gtagvr55 Год назад +11

    45:20 head trauma lol

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 9 месяцев назад +6

    50 shades of frog 🐸

  • @CalmestRaccoon
    @CalmestRaccoon Год назад +13

    The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

  • @l_Demo
    @l_Demo Год назад +9

    12:21 should had said holy cow

  • @emerald0052
    @emerald0052 Год назад +62

    11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

  • @AmaraTheTransFemboy
    @AmaraTheTransFemboy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

  • @ThatOneInkIing
    @ThatOneInkIing 11 месяцев назад +6

    21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  11 месяцев назад

      Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 Год назад +15

    54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Год назад +5

    "You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!"
    😂😂😂
    EDIT: 39:45

  • @Judge_Of_Fate
    @Judge_Of_Fate Год назад +7

    Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

  • @dynamo7685
    @dynamo7685 Месяц назад +1

    44:55 Smitty had some good flow but Matt’s “HEAD TRAUMA!” Kills me every time 45:21. And then immediately after Smitty looks like he face plants right into the metal rim on the way down

  • @velris2745
    @velris2745 Год назад +5

    At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

  • @Error-2156-X
    @Error-2156-X Год назад +4

    11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

  • @Korey1121
    @Korey1121 3 месяца назад +1

    I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

  • @bru9383
    @bru9383 Год назад +12

    The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂
    Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y
    Edit: and of course, Jafar

  • @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119
    @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119 8 месяцев назад +1

    This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard.
    Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

  • @Danidoesnails
    @Danidoesnails 3 месяца назад +1

    43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta1111 11 месяцев назад +2

    21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

  • @Shadow0fd3ath24
    @Shadow0fd3ath24 Год назад +6

    30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Год назад

      Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

    • @wandered_rogue22
      @wandered_rogue22 Год назад

      @@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Год назад

      It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

  • @brziperiod
    @brziperiod Год назад +2

    Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

  • @KSwapTheWorld69
    @KSwapTheWorld69 2 месяца назад +1

    "RUPERT!"
    🤣😂🙃🤣😂💀

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 5 месяцев назад +1

    25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

  • @dutch_and_dimes
    @dutch_and_dimes Год назад +2

    I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

  • @Goldstandard_1
    @Goldstandard_1 Год назад +2

    21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  Год назад +1

      "you need a bl*wjob?" 😂
      (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

  • @galvatron5778
    @galvatron5778 Год назад +4

    The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

  • @Anobluu
    @Anobluu Год назад +4

    I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

  • @jamie6384
    @jamie6384 Год назад +9

    We need a soundboard video

  • @NoahTurbo_
    @NoahTurbo_ Год назад +5

    Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

  • @Illegalfrogg
    @Illegalfrogg 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"

  • @Kelsousername
    @Kelsousername 5 месяцев назад

    "who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor 3 месяца назад +1

    I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you

  • @sharkpique
    @sharkpique Год назад +5

    "im rimming you next time i see you"

  • @nathantodd8951
    @nathantodd8951 2 месяца назад +1

    10:42 "pepper me" from "hamburger meat" does anyone else hear it too?😂😂

  • @RayZrAnims
    @RayZrAnims 3 месяца назад

    8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

  • @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir
    @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir Год назад +2

    "THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

  • @Cutebear376
    @Cutebear376 Год назад +7

    34:47 ya welcome

    • @tatertots2682
      @tatertots2682 Год назад +1

      Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

    • @Cutebear376
      @Cutebear376 Год назад

      @@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

    • @SchröderGV
      @SchröderGV Год назад

      ​​@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

  • @LuthienTenor
    @LuthienTenor Год назад +1

    Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WerewolfCowboy
    @WerewolfCowboy 10 месяцев назад

    13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's

  • @Jackarooooo
    @Jackarooooo 10 месяцев назад +2

    I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

  • @histarke
    @histarke 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G-
    Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

  • @jessicadean9258
    @jessicadean9258 3 месяца назад +1

    Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD

  • @shweebols
    @shweebols 8 месяцев назад +1

    the whole ant conversation had me in tears

  • @kaizerai2008
    @kaizerai2008 Год назад +2

    18:58 i think Grizzy is talking bout' Sea Snail

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  Год назад +1

      Yeah, poor Grizzy, the guys just convinced him he's wrong when he was right 😄

  • @Majimba
    @Majimba 9 месяцев назад

    14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain

  • @lilgamer7177
    @lilgamer7177 11 часов назад

    "I got something swiss but it's cheese. How long has that been in your pocket? The cheese or the joke"😂😂

  • @Goldstandard_1
    @Goldstandard_1 Год назад +2

    Blarg: I got a bucket
    Me: Dear God

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Год назад

    22:00 I’ve heard of sharing brain cells but JEEEEEZUS!!!!!

  • @devilwhonos
    @devilwhonos Год назад +2

    30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

  • @violet_steak3412
    @violet_steak3412 9 месяцев назад

    "Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07

  • @Mister_Beano
    @Mister_Beano 9 месяцев назад +1

    28:18 Deflated Baby

  • @JuniperofTheWolves
    @JuniperofTheWolves Год назад +2

    This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please

  • @disneydan1504
    @disneydan1504 3 месяца назад +1

    In Grizzy’s defense, there are such a thing as a sea snail

  • @miguelangelo2871
    @miguelangelo2871 6 месяцев назад +1

    This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

  • @micailouros
    @micailouros Год назад +5

    Frog Moment.

  • @roccosaint5844
    @roccosaint5844 Год назад

    Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.

  • @HarryTunutmoak-s9w
    @HarryTunutmoak-s9w 9 месяцев назад

    45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard

  • @Noir-st4sx
    @Noir-st4sx 10 месяцев назад +1

    Smii7y is very slowly turning into the Goons with Matt around.

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  10 месяцев назад +2

      He's the fifth secret agent of Goons 😁

  • @impendingrandomness
    @impendingrandomness 10 месяцев назад

    “I’m ghostface, you’re blackface”
    Actually had me combusting 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mefford2692
    @mefford2692 Год назад

    The best group to watch, simply for the comedy.

  • @Obi1Classic
    @Obi1Classic Год назад +2

    36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

  • @yashbali1300
    @yashbali1300 11 месяцев назад +1

    11:35 is my favorite clip yet

  • @avienzo
    @avienzo 4 месяца назад

    22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO

  • @phelan511
    @phelan511 3 месяца назад +1

    32:07 that fucking laugh😂

  • @1969sport
    @1969sport Год назад +1

    Matts reaction to the deflated baby 😂

  • @WheelsOzzy
    @WheelsOzzy Год назад +1

    Frog Brownie, a frownie