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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Motivationalclipsnshorts
    @Motivationalclipsnshorts Год назад +1714

    Honestly nick is time to say goodbye and unsub to your channel. Nothing personal at all wishing you the best

  • @hoodie_gang563
    @hoodie_gang563 Год назад +1989

    “it’s okay if nothing moves” my brother in christ💀

    • @Pratt11
      @Pratt11 Год назад +8

      I didn't get what that meant

    • @breezemansker3366
      @breezemansker3366 Год назад +135

      @@Pratt11 he said it's okay if the cake don't be jiggling 😭🤣

    • @daijoubougie
      @daijoubougie Год назад +189

      @@Pratt11 he doesn’t care if their ass doesn’t jiggle, he just wants to see some tailbone movin and groovin

    • @NiteOwl2000
      @NiteOwl2000 Год назад +156

      Body positivity ftw

    • @AlizaJayne
      @AlizaJayne Год назад +4

      It’s never okay for nothing to move! The motion is the only good part!!!!!

  • @putasmile0nthatface
    @putasmile0nthatface Год назад +2036

    best part of this video was watching nick become a pinterest girly with the growing appreciation to pinterest's reliability to show you similar content

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Год назад +115

      it’s one of the only apps that works in a way that feels nostalgic. i can’t even go on instagram anymore bc i don’t like the amount of videos mixed into the algorithm you can’t even shut off. i see more from ppl i don’t follow than ppl i do, but not on pinterest ✨

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Год назад +52

      @@abbyz13 Pinterest is actually superior I’m realizing.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Год назад +59

      @@halatiny6537 Pinterest is elite tbh, everyone is really just vibing over there. I hope it never changes

    • @sidiwvwhi
      @sidiwvwhi Год назад

      pinterest is pretty good i use it for all my art references and all the systems work really well

    • @bear9295
      @bear9295 Год назад +1

      ​@@mightymeatymech exactly it's my favourite app

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong Год назад +527

    The landlord 3D rendering their tenants bed absolutely SENT ME.

  • @desio3616
    @desio3616 Год назад +303

    The random tweet that said it don't sit right with me that Ed Sheeran gets horny 💀😂😂

    • @erina2600
      @erina2600 Год назад +15

      AHAHAJAJAJ I SAW RHAT TOO

    • @pinkroselite4173
      @pinkroselite4173 Год назад +47

      Yeah nah, like i know he does, but for some reason it feels like it shouldn't scientifically be possible-

    • @rose-yeah
      @rose-yeah Год назад +5

      Isn’t that true thou😂.

  • @taxicab780
    @taxicab780 Год назад +714

    i should send nick a list of the worst things i’ve ever been told as a female ever. because boy the list is long

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Год назад +72

      i’ve only used dating apps for a year and i’ve already mentally blocked out so much my dude

    • @taxicab780
      @taxicab780 Год назад +67

      @@abbyz13 fr like please don’t call yourself daddy AGAIN

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Год назад +54

      @@taxicab780 it’s funny/sad that men bring that up so much before even meeting 😭 an iota of respect, i beg. a crumb if u will

    • @ifwrainbow190
      @ifwrainbow190 Год назад +8

      @@taxicab780 u should share one with the class

    • @taxicab780
      @taxicab780 Год назад +59

      @@ifwrainbow190 “i want to see you on my kitchen counter” “i don’t want to be with a bitch who has another man as their number one on snap” the list goes on, i’ve had men talk about how they’d kill me like bro. men are unhinged sometimes😬

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard Год назад +374

    I think the thirstiest message I ever received was when a random guy on twitter dm’ed me a picture of his bits in between slices of bread and asked me ‘would you eat my 🐓 sandwich?’

    • @iwantmybed3090
      @iwantmybed3090 Год назад +94

      bestie i am so sorry 😭

    • @Forbidden_Snacc
      @Forbidden_Snacc Год назад +73

      thats the sort of shit i'd screenshot and send to everyone they know if i got sent that bullshit 😂

    • @puh-tay-toesalad
      @puh-tay-toesalad Год назад +18

      Bro?💀

    • @gothgirlglittercrust7118
      @gothgirlglittercrust7118 Год назад +36

      "I would be left hungry by that tiny ass sandwhich"

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 Год назад +22

      does he have to eat the slices of weenie-touched bread when the bit is done or what

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs Год назад +345

    orangutans are a) incredibly strong and will rip your arm off, and b) if not provoked, are generally very docile and maternal animals. i love them.
    chickens, on the other hand have a thrist for blood and i WILL fight back

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Год назад +8

      and they’re our closest relatives 💕 gotta respect where we come from

    • @erina2600
      @erina2600 Год назад +32

      And like??? I get in my car multiple times a day. It would literally destroy my life to fight a chicken every single time I got in the car

    • @red.gem_
      @red.gem_ Год назад +10

      literally my main reason is why would you want to fight such a beautiful and endangered animal, even if it's less times, with a chicken you wouldn't even have to come close to killing it to win the fight and chuck it out the car lol

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. Год назад

      same fr

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Год назад +1

      @@abbyz13 no they’re in fact the great ape that is least related to us

  • @fara16
    @fara16 Год назад +215

    When I read “it’s ok if nothing moves,” I collapsed inward like a dying star

    • @x_choppy_x
      @x_choppy_x Год назад +5

      stars grow when they die then explode/throw off all their materal; fun fact they dont collapse

    • @chi643
      @chi643 Год назад +1

      @@x_choppy_x white dwarf

    • @x_choppy_x
      @x_choppy_x Год назад +1

      @@chi643 white dwarfs dont collapse, they either accrete enough matter to begin fusion and they explode in a super nova, or burn out and get dim.

    • @soleil8441
      @soleil8441 Год назад +3

      @@x_choppy_x found Neil deGrasse Tyson

    • @lydiaann5261
      @lydiaann5261 Год назад +5

      i would legitimately never recover if i was told this WHY IS IT SO BRUTAL BUT UNINTENTIONALLY

  • @B4BYST4RC4NDY
    @B4BYST4RC4NDY Год назад +149

    pinterest finally getting the recognization it deserves

  • @caitlynoviedo03
    @caitlynoviedo03 Год назад +82

    The repeated "U know what I'm saying" with the last one 💀💀

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples Год назад +136

    Once my dad’s friend drunkenly hit on me over text after knowing him as a family friend for 15 years. Because I was 15.

    • @ia490
      @ia490 Год назад +30

      🤮

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 Год назад +26

      Oh. My. God. I’m so sorry. That’s terrible. Did you end up telling your dad?

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples Год назад +63

      @@sari9645 My dad was sitting next to me when I got it. He turned really red in the face and told me to block the number. Then he went and saw his friend the next day. I don’t know what he did, but his friend called me on our family landline and said he was so sorry, he didn’t mean to send that to me, so sorry, never again, etc. And he wasn’t allowed to come to the house for a really long time. He still can’t look me in the eye lol.
      My dad was a pretty shitty parent in a lot of ways, but he did come through for me on that one occasion.

  • @spicyormild
    @spicyormild Год назад +99

    I would personally fight a chicken every time you get into your car, because that could imply that if you were to get into a car that you do not legally own, you don't have to fight a chicken. As long as I never own a car it would be good. Also, imagine you're down with a bad fever and all of a sudden you're transported to some illegal orangutang fighting octagon with a sword in your hands you're probably not accustomed to using (given that you haven't used it in a year). You're unprepared, dazed and confused, and in an overwhelming situation vs. having the knowledge and capability to prepare for a chicken attack. In conclusion, I may start running my own fried chicken shop.

    • @nine9nine9
      @nine9nine9 Год назад +7

      That's actually a really good point. Just never own a car. If you have a spouse, just use there's.

  • @sickerhackername
    @sickerhackername Год назад +80

    I'm gonna take the orangutan, I lived on a chicken farm as a teenager and fighting chickens out of passenger seats was my day to day, I'm ready to mix things up

  • @beepboop3928
    @beepboop3928 Год назад +13

    dude, as a chronic pinterest user it was so trippy seeing nick look at all these posts that ive seen like 80% of. and seeing usernames I recognize from pinterest on the screen... idk I feel like two worlds that I never expected to come in contact with each other are colliding rn lmao

  • @emilysue9698
    @emilysue9698 Год назад +100

    Pinterest is so good and no one talks about it. Here for the Pinterest love. Great video nick

  • @kiwishea
    @kiwishea Год назад +26

    Lol not nick being like "who are you people" in response to a kurtis conner tweet

  • @alexslayne9846
    @alexslayne9846 Год назад +59

    my partner and i just had a 20 minute discussion just about the chicken vs orangutans question he feels so strongly that he would crush an orangutan in a sword fight

    • @DoubleDrayco
      @DoubleDrayco Год назад +7

      It's a sword lol. If we're assuming that we know how to use a sword, it seems like a pretty easy choice for me lol

    • @alexslayne9846
      @alexslayne9846 Год назад +4

      @@DoubleDrayco we actually do own several swords for some context so he might be right ngl

  • @shareecerenee
    @shareecerenee Год назад +13

    “It’s okay if nothing moves” my brother in Christ. Can YOU move??

  • @Ace_Greymoore
    @Ace_Greymoore Год назад +18

    My family owns two roosters and I can assure you, fighting a chicken every time you get in your car could very well be a life or death situation.

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад +1

      My current rooster has actual daggers for spurs and they could absolutely kill. We’re just lucky he’s a sweet little idiot or it’d be over.

  • @clougellii
    @clougellii Год назад +43

    lol i’ve been following nick on pinterest and i thought it was peculiar that he had a board for weird dms

  • @p3niscolada
    @p3niscolada Год назад +22

    knowing that nick is on pinterest and could see me being deranged in the comments freaks me out

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma Год назад

      Relatable asf

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx Год назад +15

    So many people in the chat have never heard the story of the orangutan who basically ate and beat that woman in Florida.

    • @taliabentley7165
      @taliabentley7165 Год назад

      Are you not thinking of the pet chimpanzee called Travis? They're more dangerous than organutans

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад

      Did she have a sword?

  • @BeTheAeroplane
    @BeTheAeroplane Год назад +20

    Tell me you've never interacted with an angry chicken without telling me you've never interacted with an angry chicken

    • @alastryona
      @alastryona Год назад +6

      I would rather fight a 10 lb ball of rage than a 100lb+ muscle machine with teeth though
      a chicken could fuck you up but you'd at least survive

    • @BeTheAeroplane
      @BeTheAeroplane Год назад +2

      @@alastryona Tbh I'd rather have the chimp just straight up kill me than to have the chicken peck my eyes out and live...

    • @wetsockfullofhotmeat
      @wetsockfullofhotmeat Год назад +1

      When I was in the third grade, my family had a rooster who was so aggro that he would chase and attack you on sight. We had to sprint to the car before he noticed us, and if he did, we had to parkour into the car to make sure he didn't get a chance to attack us. Roosters are bastards

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Год назад +1

      If it was a chimp, I'd probably choose the chicken scenario, but orangutans are pretty docile by comparison even though they're really strong.

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад +2

      My current rooster has inch-thick daggers for spurs. I have a 2” scar on my leg that I got when I accidentally startled him, it almost bled me out. He is probably the dumbest and sweetest rooster I’ve ever had, but if he wanted you dead, you’d be dead. Imagine that every time you got in your car.

  • @halatiny6537
    @halatiny6537 Год назад +7

    5:47 WHY DID HE walk around like that????literally the most random thing-💀💀

  • @joelco92
    @joelco92 Год назад +4

    That “I’m so upset” tweet was fucking hilarious. Dude sounded like was just upset at the world

  • @SoVidushi
    @SoVidushi Год назад +5

    Pinterest is a goldmine for memes! I used to run a gay account on wattpad and had a meme book in 2019 and got most of my gay memes from pinterest, their algorithm knows what's up fo sho.

  • @JulianaTweet
    @JulianaTweet Год назад +7

    Also thank you so much for finding Pinterest, you truly are one of a kind 😭

  • @mewsic3063
    @mewsic3063 Год назад +7

    nick discovering pinterest is my favorite thing ever

  • @monetsgarden444
    @monetsgarden444 Год назад +15

    FINALLY!!! someone else understands how amazing Pinterest is!!!

  • @user-zh6qg5gg7n
    @user-zh6qg5gg7n Год назад +7

    Nick has clearly never fought a rooster

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад

      My current roo is 3 feet tall and has the thickest spurs I’ve ever seen, if he wasn’t a sweet idiot, we would be dead.

  • @ThePrincessofMagic
    @ThePrincessofMagic Год назад +2

    1:30 is coming from someone who has never been attacked by a chicken. You get in your car to go to work and you're attacked, get back in later on your lunch break, attacked, get in to go home after your shift, attacked. It would be a struggle fight but I would demolish an orangutan if I had a sword

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад

      As someone who has been attacked by a chicken, and once a startled rooster, you are absolutely right. The rooster literally hit my hand with his spurs so hard that it was swollen for a week and left a gnarly scar. And he didn’t even mean to do that.

  • @omgmo1962
    @omgmo1962 Год назад +5

    It took me until halfway through the next one to understand the modern LMFAO one 😭😂

  • @alicia6900
    @alicia6900 Год назад +3

    It's not that I think I can fight an orangutan, it's that I think the chicken would kill me first

  • @novarachnid
    @novarachnid Год назад +4

    4:10
    Nick thinks about the same sort of things I think about when I’m blasted off dabs

  • @asphodel9749
    @asphodel9749 Год назад +3

    i think nick should say happy monday every day

  • @callingallcryptids2661
    @callingallcryptids2661 Год назад +1

    Not the mayor of Kurtistown making an appearance 😂🤠

  • @Matty__niice
    @Matty__niice Год назад +3

    I’m fighting that orangutan man. Chickens are MEAN

  • @salamantics
    @salamantics Год назад +3

    It’s an ORANGUTAN!! It’s not exactly a gorilla!! It’s more like a lethargic chimp. So the question is, do I wanna have to strangle a chicken several times a day (not an innuendo) or kill a lethargic chimp once a year and I’m armed in the second example.

  • @knocturnol112
    @knocturnol112 Год назад +12

    Nick I love you videos , keep up the good work 👍🏽

  • @trybunt
    @trybunt Год назад +2

    The chicken / orang-utan question was pretty good, better convo starter than "where you from" I give that kid a 👍because I'm old

  • @joshuaflowers7494
    @joshuaflowers7494 Год назад +5

    I'm going to like every daily December video that Nick puts out. And not just because he's hott

  • @certifiedgreg_rose
    @certifiedgreg_rose Год назад +3

    As a woman, I have had very weird things said to me, but these were on another level bro

  • @mort6539
    @mort6539 Год назад +1

    The outro scared the shit out of me, it felt like one of those emergency broadcasts

  • @kieleboder7604
    @kieleboder7604 Год назад

    Nick the way you talked about food has helped my Ed of four years more then any therapist has

  • @birdy9549
    @birdy9549 Год назад +2

    nick clearly has never gone toe to toe with a rooster before u can not win with your bare hands against a rooster

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад +1

      My rooster (who is massive) got startled once and hit my hand with his spurs… I nearly needed stitches and I couldn’t use my hand for a week. That was an accident, imagine what he could do on purpose.

  • @5bc500
    @5bc500 Год назад +1

    food is indeed just food thank you mr not green

  • @awakenedgraphics4023
    @awakenedgraphics4023 Год назад +1

    While you’ve been streaming I’ve been studying the blade that Orangutan is done for.

  • @ganarygirl4557
    @ganarygirl4557 Год назад +4

    Ten minutes of Nick rumbling, lets gooooooo xD

  • @jzformulaone
    @jzformulaone Год назад +4

    Omg I love how this video evolved into memes

  • @ethanstephens8293
    @ethanstephens8293 Год назад +2

    That thumbnail is freaking crazy 😂

  • @VenusianLissette
    @VenusianLissette Год назад

    awe….
    lil soulful singing bambi in the corner, he’s just sweét🥺
    (yogi bear sound effects ? lol fantastic.)

  • @dollbowz
    @dollbowz Год назад +2

    i have bpd and i shit u not i have had ppl dm me shit like that b4 LMAOOO and my friends have sent me that as a meme...ppl r wild

  • @sarahcha
    @sarahcha Год назад +6

    Orangutans are pretty gentle from what I’ve seen, but I wouldn’t want to fight/kill one, bc I think they’re nice

  • @paigecarlson1742
    @paigecarlson1742 Год назад

    Peope are really something. Throwback to peak quarantine being dmed, "If you have corona virus no problem i want your hand shake because very nice your style 😊". Really something.

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist Год назад +4

    Fight a chicken every time I get in the car or swordfight an orangutan once a year? First one, easy. That's an easy fight and with time would become easier, then I have daily free chicken.

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад +1

      Have you ever fought a rooster?

  • @ewwitscullen9132
    @ewwitscullen9132 Год назад

    You're fine but your signature got me yelling

  • @tarettime9392
    @tarettime9392 Год назад +1

    I’m more confident that I can fight an orangutan with a sword than an orangutan. The orangutan with the sword is likely to hurt itself

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Год назад

      they know how to use tools…you are too confident buddy

  • @aquaintsound
    @aquaintsound Год назад

    New nick photo looks like nick just started playing ace attorney, and i love it

  • @Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica

    You know you're going to love a video when you start busting up at just the thumbnail

  • @GrimmRider02
    @GrimmRider02 Год назад

    chickens are scary. i feel like i'd have a mini heart attack every time i left my house.

  • @jayn9119
    @jayn9119 Год назад +1

    Fire video Nick 👏🏼

  • @lemonzoo4099
    @lemonzoo4099 Год назад

    The lmfao thing is the modern version of the 'Who is on next'

  • @funnyramen2544
    @funnyramen2544 Год назад +1

    nick is my grinch this year

  • @beththebubbly69
    @beththebubbly69 Год назад

    "sometimes you piss and shit a little bit more because you want to" man i wish i could control how much i piss and/or shit ksjfdgksfjd

  • @kymbredwyeryoga
    @kymbredwyeryoga Год назад +1

    Ok but as a person who has lived on a farm with chickens for a long time, I will absolutely fight an orangutan with a SWORD only once a year.... that would be less terrifying than fighting a chicken. Honestly. And every time you get in your car?? Hell no. I'd just never drive.

  • @crystalbugboy
    @crystalbugboy Год назад +1

    My family has been talking about the chicken and orangutan thing. Nick is saying this but my entire family chose the orangutan.

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... Год назад

      I’m guessing your family owns chickens then. They chose correctly.

  • @zerefxdarlings
    @zerefxdarlings Год назад

    daily December is popping offff 💪

  • @acornautumn9927
    @acornautumn9927 Год назад +1

    Pintrest is hilarious and im on it all the time at school everyone probably thinks im crazy lol

  • @armadyl7
    @armadyl7 Год назад +1

    Never been this early omg! I love your content nick ❤

  • @dboyedoe
    @dboyedoe Год назад

    That LMFAO tweet was so funny

  • @Julianomsaway
    @Julianomsaway Год назад

    ‘Food… it’s just like pissing and shitting’

  • @Alessio-Zinna
    @Alessio-Zinna Год назад +5

    We stan a nick 🎉

  • @jeffredfern3744
    @jeffredfern3744 Год назад

    An orangutan doesn't know how to use a sword.

  • @mostlysondheim1930
    @mostlysondheim1930 Год назад +5

    I thought you already made an Adam Levine video

  • @ifyizzy
    @ifyizzy Год назад +2

    are you going to do a video on the texts from exes that you asked for last vid?

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Год назад

    I love daily December

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs Год назад +1

    hivemind merch looks so cute on u shawty!!

  • @dippahh9064
    @dippahh9064 Год назад

    if the swords is a claymore, that orangutan doesnt stand a fucking chance bro im goated with a claymore

  • @aquaintsound
    @aquaintsound Год назад

    New nick photo looks like nick just started playing ace attorney

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. Год назад +1

    NAH NAH NAH WHAT IS “YOU PASS AWAY DURING CHILDBIRTH- BTS”

  • @TheJaxDoesGames
    @TheJaxDoesGames Год назад

    the last one straight up is just something Jroc would say yknowwhatisayin

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 Год назад +1

    Like, I don't WANT to try to kill an orangutan, but even though they're strong, they're not super aggressive animals, and I have a sword and only have to do it once a year.
    If a chicken attacked me EVERY TIME I got in a car it would be insanely distracting for my everyday life. Also, is the chicken in the car or outside of the car? If I drive away from the chicken, will it pursue me relentlessly or will it eventually give up like a normal chicken?
    Either way, the chicken one guarantees that if you regularly have to use a car, you're going to be regularly covered in scratches. If you fight an orangutan once a year, it'll suck but you only have to do it once a year. I think the chicken might be more statistically dangerous for a lot of people as it has more chances to take out your eye or knick a large blood vessel. Even if the orangutan is aggressive it only has one chance to kill you per year and you start off with a weapon that allows you SOME distance.

  • @rebmanagh
    @rebmanagh Год назад +1

    NICK WHO HAS THE SWORD THOUGH

  • @sarawatson1261
    @sarawatson1261 Год назад +2

    Nick I am glad to see your growing appreciation for pinterest in this video, welcome to the dark side👿

  • @honeyyii._.i
    @honeyyii._.i Год назад +1

    my pinterest board looks exactly like this

  • @iwasntcleopatra7447
    @iwasntcleopatra7447 Год назад

    my bf once sent me one of these and all it says is "hello gongeous" and now we quote it all the time and it is the worst

  • @emofrogjuice
    @emofrogjuice Год назад

    PINTEREST IS LITERALLY MY MEME LIFELINE

  • @abigene192
    @abigene192 Год назад

    bro the thumbnail made me gasp bc this is an actual text I received in high school

  • @ulstfupaty
    @ulstfupaty Год назад

    u ain’t even hungry like that bro

  • @breezemansker3366
    @breezemansker3366 Год назад

    I get these kind of messages on a daily n I wanna die lmao

  • @emmanememmanem
    @emmanememmanem Год назад

    hivemind alert ! also great video nick

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Год назад +1

    Fastest 10 minutes video in history actually

  • @vaap
    @vaap Год назад

    seeing dj himera in this video was a pleasant surprise

  • @TheOceanBearer
    @TheOceanBearer Год назад

    At 6:23, I know why the cat looks like that. They have eaten the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil; they have thus become fully sapient and developed a linear perception of time like homo sapiens have. Planet of the apes is now planet of the werecats. Now in theaters. Pre order tickets right this second.

  • @teagan2723
    @teagan2723 Год назад

    Thank you

  • @artsytangerine2120
    @artsytangerine2120 Год назад

    chickens are brutal you don't understand

  • @spagheddie69
    @spagheddie69 Год назад

    My family is the weird family, especially to my dads side they all think we’re super strange

  • @squidylose-river
    @squidylose-river Год назад +1

    happy nick day (the 2nd)

  • @Ikalthetw1nk666
    @Ikalthetw1nk666 Год назад

    Not the kurtis one 😭