best part of this video was watching nick become a pinterest girly with the growing appreciation to pinterest's reliability to show you similar content
it’s one of the only apps that works in a way that feels nostalgic. i can’t even go on instagram anymore bc i don’t like the amount of videos mixed into the algorithm you can’t even shut off. i see more from ppl i don’t follow than ppl i do, but not on pinterest ✨
@@ifwrainbow190 “i want to see you on my kitchen counter” “i don’t want to be with a bitch who has another man as their number one on snap” the list goes on, i’ve had men talk about how they’d kill me like bro. men are unhinged sometimes😬
I think the thirstiest message I ever received was when a random guy on twitter dm’ed me a picture of his bits in between slices of bread and asked me ‘would you eat my 🐓 sandwich?’
orangutans are a) incredibly strong and will rip your arm off, and b) if not provoked, are generally very docile and maternal animals. i love them. chickens, on the other hand have a thrist for blood and i WILL fight back
literally my main reason is why would you want to fight such a beautiful and endangered animal, even if it's less times, with a chicken you wouldn't even have to come close to killing it to win the fight and chuck it out the car lol
@@sari9645 My dad was sitting next to me when I got it. He turned really red in the face and told me to block the number. Then he went and saw his friend the next day. I don’t know what he did, but his friend called me on our family landline and said he was so sorry, he didn’t mean to send that to me, so sorry, never again, etc. And he wasn’t allowed to come to the house for a really long time. He still can’t look me in the eye lol. My dad was a pretty shitty parent in a lot of ways, but he did come through for me on that one occasion.
I would personally fight a chicken every time you get into your car, because that could imply that if you were to get into a car that you do not legally own, you don't have to fight a chicken. As long as I never own a car it would be good. Also, imagine you're down with a bad fever and all of a sudden you're transported to some illegal orangutang fighting octagon with a sword in your hands you're probably not accustomed to using (given that you haven't used it in a year). You're unprepared, dazed and confused, and in an overwhelming situation vs. having the knowledge and capability to prepare for a chicken attack. In conclusion, I may start running my own fried chicken shop.
I'm gonna take the orangutan, I lived on a chicken farm as a teenager and fighting chickens out of passenger seats was my day to day, I'm ready to mix things up
dude, as a chronic pinterest user it was so trippy seeing nick look at all these posts that ive seen like 80% of. and seeing usernames I recognize from pinterest on the screen... idk I feel like two worlds that I never expected to come in contact with each other are colliding rn lmao
my partner and i just had a 20 minute discussion just about the chicken vs orangutans question he feels so strongly that he would crush an orangutan in a sword fight
When I was in the third grade, my family had a rooster who was so aggro that he would chase and attack you on sight. We had to sprint to the car before he noticed us, and if he did, we had to parkour into the car to make sure he didn't get a chance to attack us. Roosters are bastards
My current rooster has inch-thick daggers for spurs. I have a 2” scar on my leg that I got when I accidentally startled him, it almost bled me out. He is probably the dumbest and sweetest rooster I’ve ever had, but if he wanted you dead, you’d be dead. Imagine that every time you got in your car.
Pinterest is a goldmine for memes! I used to run a gay account on wattpad and had a meme book in 2019 and got most of my gay memes from pinterest, their algorithm knows what's up fo sho.
1:30 is coming from someone who has never been attacked by a chicken. You get in your car to go to work and you're attacked, get back in later on your lunch break, attacked, get in to go home after your shift, attacked. It would be a struggle fight but I would demolish an orangutan if I had a sword
As someone who has been attacked by a chicken, and once a startled rooster, you are absolutely right. The rooster literally hit my hand with his spurs so hard that it was swollen for a week and left a gnarly scar. And he didn’t even mean to do that.
It’s an ORANGUTAN!! It’s not exactly a gorilla!! It’s more like a lethargic chimp. So the question is, do I wanna have to strangle a chicken several times a day (not an innuendo) or kill a lethargic chimp once a year and I’m armed in the second example.
My rooster (who is massive) got startled once and hit my hand with his spurs… I nearly needed stitches and I couldn’t use my hand for a week. That was an accident, imagine what he could do on purpose.
Peope are really something. Throwback to peak quarantine being dmed, "If you have corona virus no problem i want your hand shake because very nice your style 😊". Really something.
Fight a chicken every time I get in the car or swordfight an orangutan once a year? First one, easy. That's an easy fight and with time would become easier, then I have daily free chicken.
Ok but as a person who has lived on a farm with chickens for a long time, I will absolutely fight an orangutan with a SWORD only once a year.... that would be less terrifying than fighting a chicken. Honestly. And every time you get in your car?? Hell no. I'd just never drive.
Like, I don't WANT to try to kill an orangutan, but even though they're strong, they're not super aggressive animals, and I have a sword and only have to do it once a year. If a chicken attacked me EVERY TIME I got in a car it would be insanely distracting for my everyday life. Also, is the chicken in the car or outside of the car? If I drive away from the chicken, will it pursue me relentlessly or will it eventually give up like a normal chicken? Either way, the chicken one guarantees that if you regularly have to use a car, you're going to be regularly covered in scratches. If you fight an orangutan once a year, it'll suck but you only have to do it once a year. I think the chicken might be more statistically dangerous for a lot of people as it has more chances to take out your eye or knick a large blood vessel. Even if the orangutan is aggressive it only has one chance to kill you per year and you start off with a weapon that allows you SOME distance.
At 6:23, I know why the cat looks like that. They have eaten the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil; they have thus become fully sapient and developed a linear perception of time like homo sapiens have. Planet of the apes is now planet of the werecats. Now in theaters. Pre order tickets right this second.
Honestly nick is time to say goodbye and unsub to your channel. Nothing personal at all wishing you the best
God damnit Devin
This guy gets up as soon as the plane lands
Devin Woke up and Chose Violence
Gosh darn dangit Devin!
Why is this pinned? 💀
“it’s okay if nothing moves” my brother in christ💀
I didn't get what that meant
@@Pratt11 he said it's okay if the cake don't be jiggling 😭🤣
@@Pratt11 he doesn’t care if their ass doesn’t jiggle, he just wants to see some tailbone movin and groovin
Body positivity ftw
It’s never okay for nothing to move! The motion is the only good part!!!!!
best part of this video was watching nick become a pinterest girly with the growing appreciation to pinterest's reliability to show you similar content
it’s one of the only apps that works in a way that feels nostalgic. i can’t even go on instagram anymore bc i don’t like the amount of videos mixed into the algorithm you can’t even shut off. i see more from ppl i don’t follow than ppl i do, but not on pinterest ✨
@@abbyz13 Pinterest is actually superior I’m realizing.
@@halatiny6537 Pinterest is elite tbh, everyone is really just vibing over there. I hope it never changes
pinterest is pretty good i use it for all my art references and all the systems work really well
@@mightymeatymech exactly it's my favourite app
The landlord 3D rendering their tenants bed absolutely SENT ME.
like..... why...?!??
Youre bed :-)
@@yoongiverse. : - )
The random tweet that said it don't sit right with me that Ed Sheeran gets horny 💀😂😂
AHAHAJAJAJ I SAW RHAT TOO
Yeah nah, like i know he does, but for some reason it feels like it shouldn't scientifically be possible-
Isn’t that true thou😂.
i should send nick a list of the worst things i’ve ever been told as a female ever. because boy the list is long
i’ve only used dating apps for a year and i’ve already mentally blocked out so much my dude
@@abbyz13 fr like please don’t call yourself daddy AGAIN
@@taxicab780 it’s funny/sad that men bring that up so much before even meeting 😭 an iota of respect, i beg. a crumb if u will
@@taxicab780 u should share one with the class
@@ifwrainbow190 “i want to see you on my kitchen counter” “i don’t want to be with a bitch who has another man as their number one on snap” the list goes on, i’ve had men talk about how they’d kill me like bro. men are unhinged sometimes😬
I think the thirstiest message I ever received was when a random guy on twitter dm’ed me a picture of his bits in between slices of bread and asked me ‘would you eat my 🐓 sandwich?’
bestie i am so sorry 😭
thats the sort of shit i'd screenshot and send to everyone they know if i got sent that bullshit 😂
Bro?💀
"I would be left hungry by that tiny ass sandwhich"
does he have to eat the slices of weenie-touched bread when the bit is done or what
orangutans are a) incredibly strong and will rip your arm off, and b) if not provoked, are generally very docile and maternal animals. i love them.
chickens, on the other hand have a thrist for blood and i WILL fight back
and they’re our closest relatives 💕 gotta respect where we come from
And like??? I get in my car multiple times a day. It would literally destroy my life to fight a chicken every single time I got in the car
literally my main reason is why would you want to fight such a beautiful and endangered animal, even if it's less times, with a chicken you wouldn't even have to come close to killing it to win the fight and chuck it out the car lol
same fr
@@abbyz13 no they’re in fact the great ape that is least related to us
When I read “it’s ok if nothing moves,” I collapsed inward like a dying star
stars grow when they die then explode/throw off all their materal; fun fact they dont collapse
@@x_choppy_x white dwarf
@@chi643 white dwarfs dont collapse, they either accrete enough matter to begin fusion and they explode in a super nova, or burn out and get dim.
@@x_choppy_x found Neil deGrasse Tyson
i would legitimately never recover if i was told this WHY IS IT SO BRUTAL BUT UNINTENTIONALLY
pinterest finally getting the recognization it deserves
The repeated "U know what I'm saying" with the last one 💀💀
Once my dad’s friend drunkenly hit on me over text after knowing him as a family friend for 15 years. Because I was 15.
🤮
Oh. My. God. I’m so sorry. That’s terrible. Did you end up telling your dad?
@@sari9645 My dad was sitting next to me when I got it. He turned really red in the face and told me to block the number. Then he went and saw his friend the next day. I don’t know what he did, but his friend called me on our family landline and said he was so sorry, he didn’t mean to send that to me, so sorry, never again, etc. And he wasn’t allowed to come to the house for a really long time. He still can’t look me in the eye lol.
My dad was a pretty shitty parent in a lot of ways, but he did come through for me on that one occasion.
I would personally fight a chicken every time you get into your car, because that could imply that if you were to get into a car that you do not legally own, you don't have to fight a chicken. As long as I never own a car it would be good. Also, imagine you're down with a bad fever and all of a sudden you're transported to some illegal orangutang fighting octagon with a sword in your hands you're probably not accustomed to using (given that you haven't used it in a year). You're unprepared, dazed and confused, and in an overwhelming situation vs. having the knowledge and capability to prepare for a chicken attack. In conclusion, I may start running my own fried chicken shop.
That's actually a really good point. Just never own a car. If you have a spouse, just use there's.
I'm gonna take the orangutan, I lived on a chicken farm as a teenager and fighting chickens out of passenger seats was my day to day, I'm ready to mix things up
dude, as a chronic pinterest user it was so trippy seeing nick look at all these posts that ive seen like 80% of. and seeing usernames I recognize from pinterest on the screen... idk I feel like two worlds that I never expected to come in contact with each other are colliding rn lmao
Pinterest is so good and no one talks about it. Here for the Pinterest love. Great video nick
Lol not nick being like "who are you people" in response to a kurtis conner tweet
my partner and i just had a 20 minute discussion just about the chicken vs orangutans question he feels so strongly that he would crush an orangutan in a sword fight
It's a sword lol. If we're assuming that we know how to use a sword, it seems like a pretty easy choice for me lol
@@DoubleDrayco we actually do own several swords for some context so he might be right ngl
“It’s okay if nothing moves” my brother in Christ. Can YOU move??
My family owns two roosters and I can assure you, fighting a chicken every time you get in your car could very well be a life or death situation.
My current rooster has actual daggers for spurs and they could absolutely kill. We’re just lucky he’s a sweet little idiot or it’d be over.
lol i’ve been following nick on pinterest and i thought it was peculiar that he had a board for weird dms
knowing that nick is on pinterest and could see me being deranged in the comments freaks me out
Relatable asf
So many people in the chat have never heard the story of the orangutan who basically ate and beat that woman in Florida.
Are you not thinking of the pet chimpanzee called Travis? They're more dangerous than organutans
Did she have a sword?
Tell me you've never interacted with an angry chicken without telling me you've never interacted with an angry chicken
I would rather fight a 10 lb ball of rage than a 100lb+ muscle machine with teeth though
a chicken could fuck you up but you'd at least survive
@@alastryona Tbh I'd rather have the chimp just straight up kill me than to have the chicken peck my eyes out and live...
When I was in the third grade, my family had a rooster who was so aggro that he would chase and attack you on sight. We had to sprint to the car before he noticed us, and if he did, we had to parkour into the car to make sure he didn't get a chance to attack us. Roosters are bastards
If it was a chimp, I'd probably choose the chicken scenario, but orangutans are pretty docile by comparison even though they're really strong.
My current rooster has inch-thick daggers for spurs. I have a 2” scar on my leg that I got when I accidentally startled him, it almost bled me out. He is probably the dumbest and sweetest rooster I’ve ever had, but if he wanted you dead, you’d be dead. Imagine that every time you got in your car.
5:47 WHY DID HE walk around like that????literally the most random thing-💀💀
That “I’m so upset” tweet was fucking hilarious. Dude sounded like was just upset at the world
Pinterest is a goldmine for memes! I used to run a gay account on wattpad and had a meme book in 2019 and got most of my gay memes from pinterest, their algorithm knows what's up fo sho.
Also thank you so much for finding Pinterest, you truly are one of a kind 😭
nick discovering pinterest is my favorite thing ever
FINALLY!!! someone else understands how amazing Pinterest is!!!
Nick has clearly never fought a rooster
My current roo is 3 feet tall and has the thickest spurs I’ve ever seen, if he wasn’t a sweet idiot, we would be dead.
1:30 is coming from someone who has never been attacked by a chicken. You get in your car to go to work and you're attacked, get back in later on your lunch break, attacked, get in to go home after your shift, attacked. It would be a struggle fight but I would demolish an orangutan if I had a sword
As someone who has been attacked by a chicken, and once a startled rooster, you are absolutely right. The rooster literally hit my hand with his spurs so hard that it was swollen for a week and left a gnarly scar. And he didn’t even mean to do that.
It took me until halfway through the next one to understand the modern LMFAO one 😭😂
It's not that I think I can fight an orangutan, it's that I think the chicken would kill me first
4:10
Nick thinks about the same sort of things I think about when I’m blasted off dabs
i think nick should say happy monday every day
Not the mayor of Kurtistown making an appearance 😂🤠
I’m fighting that orangutan man. Chickens are MEAN
It’s an ORANGUTAN!! It’s not exactly a gorilla!! It’s more like a lethargic chimp. So the question is, do I wanna have to strangle a chicken several times a day (not an innuendo) or kill a lethargic chimp once a year and I’m armed in the second example.
Nick I love you videos , keep up the good work 👍🏽
The chicken / orang-utan question was pretty good, better convo starter than "where you from" I give that kid a 👍because I'm old
I'm going to like every daily December video that Nick puts out. And not just because he's hott
As a woman, I have had very weird things said to me, but these were on another level bro
The outro scared the shit out of me, it felt like one of those emergency broadcasts
Nick the way you talked about food has helped my Ed of four years more then any therapist has
nick clearly has never gone toe to toe with a rooster before u can not win with your bare hands against a rooster
My rooster (who is massive) got startled once and hit my hand with his spurs… I nearly needed stitches and I couldn’t use my hand for a week. That was an accident, imagine what he could do on purpose.
food is indeed just food thank you mr not green
While you’ve been streaming I’ve been studying the blade that Orangutan is done for.
Ten minutes of Nick rumbling, lets gooooooo xD
Omg I love how this video evolved into memes
That thumbnail is freaking crazy 😂
awe….
lil soulful singing bambi in the corner, he’s just sweét🥺
(yogi bear sound effects ? lol fantastic.)
i have bpd and i shit u not i have had ppl dm me shit like that b4 LMAOOO and my friends have sent me that as a meme...ppl r wild
literally same
Orangutans are pretty gentle from what I’ve seen, but I wouldn’t want to fight/kill one, bc I think they’re nice
Peope are really something. Throwback to peak quarantine being dmed, "If you have corona virus no problem i want your hand shake because very nice your style 😊". Really something.
Fight a chicken every time I get in the car or swordfight an orangutan once a year? First one, easy. That's an easy fight and with time would become easier, then I have daily free chicken.
Have you ever fought a rooster?
You're fine but your signature got me yelling
I’m more confident that I can fight an orangutan with a sword than an orangutan. The orangutan with the sword is likely to hurt itself
they know how to use tools…you are too confident buddy
New nick photo looks like nick just started playing ace attorney, and i love it
You know you're going to love a video when you start busting up at just the thumbnail
chickens are scary. i feel like i'd have a mini heart attack every time i left my house.
Fire video Nick 👏🏼
The lmfao thing is the modern version of the 'Who is on next'
nick is my grinch this year
"sometimes you piss and shit a little bit more because you want to" man i wish i could control how much i piss and/or shit ksjfdgksfjd
Ok but as a person who has lived on a farm with chickens for a long time, I will absolutely fight an orangutan with a SWORD only once a year.... that would be less terrifying than fighting a chicken. Honestly. And every time you get in your car?? Hell no. I'd just never drive.
My family has been talking about the chicken and orangutan thing. Nick is saying this but my entire family chose the orangutan.
I’m guessing your family owns chickens then. They chose correctly.
daily December is popping offff 💪
Pintrest is hilarious and im on it all the time at school everyone probably thinks im crazy lol
Never been this early omg! I love your content nick ❤
That LMFAO tweet was so funny
‘Food… it’s just like pissing and shitting’
We stan a nick 🎉
An orangutan doesn't know how to use a sword.
I thought you already made an Adam Levine video
are you going to do a video on the texts from exes that you asked for last vid?
I love daily December
hivemind merch looks so cute on u shawty!!
if the swords is a claymore, that orangutan doesnt stand a fucking chance bro im goated with a claymore
New nick photo looks like nick just started playing ace attorney
NAH NAH NAH WHAT IS “YOU PASS AWAY DURING CHILDBIRTH- BTS”
the last one straight up is just something Jroc would say yknowwhatisayin
Like, I don't WANT to try to kill an orangutan, but even though they're strong, they're not super aggressive animals, and I have a sword and only have to do it once a year.
If a chicken attacked me EVERY TIME I got in a car it would be insanely distracting for my everyday life. Also, is the chicken in the car or outside of the car? If I drive away from the chicken, will it pursue me relentlessly or will it eventually give up like a normal chicken?
Either way, the chicken one guarantees that if you regularly have to use a car, you're going to be regularly covered in scratches. If you fight an orangutan once a year, it'll suck but you only have to do it once a year. I think the chicken might be more statistically dangerous for a lot of people as it has more chances to take out your eye or knick a large blood vessel. Even if the orangutan is aggressive it only has one chance to kill you per year and you start off with a weapon that allows you SOME distance.
NICK WHO HAS THE SWORD THOUGH
Nick I am glad to see your growing appreciation for pinterest in this video, welcome to the dark side👿
my pinterest board looks exactly like this
my bf once sent me one of these and all it says is "hello gongeous" and now we quote it all the time and it is the worst
PINTEREST IS LITERALLY MY MEME LIFELINE
bro the thumbnail made me gasp bc this is an actual text I received in high school
u ain’t even hungry like that bro
I get these kind of messages on a daily n I wanna die lmao
hivemind alert ! also great video nick
Fastest 10 minutes video in history actually
seeing dj himera in this video was a pleasant surprise
At 6:23, I know why the cat looks like that. They have eaten the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil; they have thus become fully sapient and developed a linear perception of time like homo sapiens have. Planet of the apes is now planet of the werecats. Now in theaters. Pre order tickets right this second.
Thank you
chickens are brutal you don't understand
My family is the weird family, especially to my dads side they all think we’re super strange
happy nick day (the 2nd)
Not the kurtis one 😭