This is down to Vampire lore because a Vampire can only enter a house if it’s invited inside, they also can’t cross running water either. Wholesome Vampire.
@@Nightmareof94 Not in most lores that’s why a Vampire will either shapeshift into a Rat and get its way into the house or shapeshift into a large dog then once it’s inside wait till the victim goes to sleep and will then shapeshift back into it’s vampire form and drink their blood. But normally there favoured way is to hypnotise the human then make them let it in then it will attack and drink as much blood as it needs to satisfy it before leaving. The human will not remember the encounter and if they’re lucky the vampire will attack someone else but they have be known to attack the same victim over and over again until they are completely drained of blood and die or the vampire turns them into a vampire too. The legends used to scare people that much back in history that people would bury the coffins of a loved one they feared was a vampire upside down with the coffin lid side blocked by tons of dirt making escape impossible or they would bury them with garlic in their mouths or chop the body up then burn the pieces and then bury them in different places because they believed it would stop the vampire from regenerating itself.
When everyone knows vampires to the point where they have their own stereotypes and some people judge them on Ending either implies she was actually trying to get blood and doesnt know how to deal with this new era of humans knowing their stereotypes, or honestly just wanted to get to know her new neighbor in an attempt to appear friendly and fit in and was frustrated at the bilidrant shoot downs then went home to read a comforting magazine because she's honestly sad she cant fit in because of the judgment her stereotype brings
The myth of a beast that can only roam at night and that can't enter your house without permission sounds like a super effective way to scare children into staying in their homes at night. Getting children to behave is a very common motive that can be inferred in these old stories.
@@burger-esports yes, but the monsters are swapped out for divine punishment in death. These non religious stories have the advantage of giving children an immediate fear of something material. A child might not believe that they would go to Hell for talking to strangers knocking on their door, but you could convince them that the person is a vampire. If religion was sufficient for scaring children into behaving, then these alternative stories, of material creatures, wouldn't have been made.
@@hewhomustnotbenamed5912for a child the boogeyman is easier to understand than being sent to hell and having your soul ripped into multiple threads for all eternity.
Man: "Ma'am, could you please take about 10 steps away from the door and wait for about thirty seconds." Vamp: "Eh...Ok." *steps way.* A few seconds later, the man leaves a packet with a pint of blood on the doorstep before closing the door. Confused but relieved, she goes and grabs it, only to notice a note taped on. It reads: "We live in the 21st century and options like this are available. There's literally no reason to be pulling stuff like this unless you're trying to be the jackass. Give me about a few days before coming back for another bag, and just try not drinking someone else."
@@KidWizardCartoons Ah. Well with those sorts, there's a proven method: Drink a near-lethal dose of Moonshine, find an isolated spot within the Vampire's territory, take a rest, and let things play out. They'll bite you, of course, but before they can take a lethal amount of blood, the alcohol will have gone right to the head and left them wondering if running the risks of hunting is really a better strategy to more domestic alternatives. - Stepping away from the jokes, that would actually be an interesting way for vampires to work in fiction: if they're entire thing is taking in blood straight from your veins to theirs, then in theory, they wouldn't need a lot of the organs devoted to digestion and filtering nutrients (at least not to the same extent or efficiency), including the liver, and so said organs either shrunk or were lost entirely. As such, it would make sense if they were lightweights.
Think of it this way my friend: as long as she is not invited into your home, she will be on you like a bee to honey. Vampires are very stubborn creatures!
- Can i come in? - Are you... - Ah! is that so obvious?... Well yeah... i-im a vamp- - No, i mean are you french? - Eh? Yeah but tha- **close the door**
Inland Empire [Trivial: Success] - She is very clearly a vampire. Electrochemistry [Hard: failure] - How long has it been since we've been touched by a woman? Who cares if that touch is fangs sunk into your neck? Go for it. Pain Threshold - You might even like it...
I was about to let the person in, but I had three horrific realizations at once. First, this was not just any person, but an actual vampire! Can you imagine? Second, they spoke with a distinct French accent… a French vampire, what could be worse? Well, the worst of all was that they were not just a vampire, and not only French at that… but a woman. That’s where I drew the line.
"what would dad do" I wonder the same, I couldn't even show him my success or my prom night date, he would have been so proud of me .. I Miss my grandpa, he was my only father figure
At first I didn’t understand the random shot of the light on the trees. But it’s because vampires don’t have a shadow. I’d definitely risk it all and let her in, she’s too cute not too lol Also I absolutely love the animation style on this! It reminds of something from the 70s or possibly 60s. I’d love to see more from this character in the future!
the animation and voice acting were rly good in this! I hope you make enough off of patreon and this video to support urself and further videos bc u have a talent that shouldn’t b thrown to the side by money 😿
What a lovely friendly woman that has arrived at my home at an odd hour in the night, who wants to lure me out of my humble abode. Vampire? She isn’t a vampire. You can tell by the fangs and the red eyes :)
The answer here is to turn 'em down as politely as you can. Thank them for the polite reception and give a reasonable excuse and such. Avoid using the word "welcome" just in case there's a loophole there. Gauge the reaction. If they're too overtly and suspiciously insistent, there's probably a problem. If they're not and they leave, you're not done yet. Gather some information in the morning from other neighbors, but try not to be rude about it. Other people have been living around the area longer than you, presumably, and if they say the vampire's fine, and you're reasonably sure there's nothing up with them. the vampire's probably chill. At the end of the day, it's a bit of a coin toss. On one hand, they're built to feed off of humans, but on the other hand they're still sapient beings capable of reason, and therefore are still _people._ Don't be a dick, but don't be stupid about it, either.
My guess is you'd have a hard time finding flowers around where they live. Fun fact 1: there is a species of spider that subsists on drinking from plants.
Plot twist: she’s an energy vampire, one that drains the mental energy of a person. She doesn’t (necessarily) kill you but she will make you really tired and annoyed.
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes"
-Dan
Exactly
This is down to Vampire lore because a Vampire can only enter a house if it’s invited inside, they also can’t cross running water either. Wholesome Vampire.
Isn’t that only if you house has been blessed by a priest or something
That would depend on the specifics of certain species/breeds of vampire
@@Nightmareof94no not in most lores
"wholesome"
@@Nightmareof94
Not in most lores that’s why a Vampire will either shapeshift into a Rat and get its way into the house or shapeshift into a large dog then once it’s inside wait till the victim goes to sleep and will then shapeshift back into it’s vampire form and drink their blood. But normally there favoured way is to hypnotise the human then make them let it in then it will attack and drink as much blood as it needs to satisfy it before leaving. The human will not remember the encounter and if they’re lucky the vampire will attack someone else but they have be known to attack the same victim over and over again until they are completely drained of blood and die or the vampire turns them into a vampire too.
The legends used to scare people that much back in history that people would bury the coffins of a loved one they feared was a vampire upside down with the coffin lid side blocked by tons of dirt making escape impossible or they would bury them with garlic in their mouths or chop the body up then burn the pieces and then bury them in different places because they believed it would stop the vampire from regenerating itself.
>opens the door
>french
>closes the door
Real
Xenophobe
I am not letting that frenchie in my home
Yeah, she might steal the wine and baguettes
@@N2Deep00like a tf2 rocket jumping soldier would say hit the showers Frenchie best funny quote
lmao
kick bricks froggie
As a tf2 player, i recommend you don't let french people inside your home
The dude peaking around the doorway was great LOL
Great little animation as always from yall
Thanks!
This part got me chuckling: 0:35
Chuckling? Scared the shit outta me
Real face showed themself
She was a little upset
@@Shock-edSnakeJust a little
Bruh I Didn't Noticed That.
XD
The guy 8 years later: "Wait, was that french vampire flirting with me?"
This man has made me fall in love with a French women that doesn't exist.
"Love is in the Air"
THEY PUT LOVE IN THE AIR! GET DOWN!
French women naturally don't exist, so it is to be expected
If I'm not wrong it's a romanian accent
@@k0metz590 no it's definitely french
@@alface935 "MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!! 🗣🗣🗣👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️🚔🚔🚔🚔🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥
Oh what’s the problem? I bet she just wants to come in for a drink. 🍷
"I never drink... wine."
She’s (wretches and gags) French…
When everyone knows vampires to the point where they have their own stereotypes and some people judge them on
Ending either implies she was actually trying to get blood and doesnt know how to deal with this new era of humans knowing their stereotypes, or honestly just wanted to get to know her new neighbor in an attempt to appear friendly and fit in and was frustrated at the bilidrant shoot downs then went home to read a comforting magazine because she's honestly sad she cant fit in because of the judgment her stereotype brings
Thorough analysis. Your considerate inspection of the material is much appreciated!
Do you mean *belligerent*???
0:35 This looks like something out of Smiling Friends.
That hilarious face aside. SHE IS SO PRETTY, AAAAAAAUUUUHGGHGGGGH.
The myth of a beast that can only roam at night and that can't enter your house without permission sounds like a super effective way to scare children into staying in their homes at night. Getting children to behave is a very common motive that can be inferred in these old stories.
isnt that literally just religion lol
@@burger-esports yes, but the monsters are swapped out for divine punishment in death. These non religious stories have the advantage of giving children an immediate fear of something material. A child might not believe that they would go to Hell for talking to strangers knocking on their door, but you could convince them that the person is a vampire.
If religion was sufficient for scaring children into behaving, then these alternative stories, of material creatures, wouldn't have been made.
@@hewhomustnotbenamed5912 True
@@hewhomustnotbenamed5912for a child the boogeyman is easier to understand than being sent to hell and having your soul ripped into multiple threads for all eternity.
The way she speaks is really charming, I would let her in
Really, what's the harm?
@@KidWizardCartoonsblood loss from the French
Please let her be a nice vampire. One who doesn’t kill people.
There's only one way to find out...
@@KidWizardCartoonsand I'm not taking the risk
@@taha_warfareI am.
@@taha_warfare I'm going in if I die at least I died by an attractive French Vampire not many can say that.
@@Randomdude1979 how down bad is blud.
Would’ve folded so fast…
Y'know what same.
Hell nah 😂
@@Blueartist246 😓
@@peterulianov1154 You cant just toss a pretty vampire lady before me and expect me NOT to be a lil F R E A K Y 😈😈😈
@@peterulianov1154 You cant just toss a pretty vampire lady with a french accent infront of me and not expect me to be enticed 😈🥂😈
Man: "Ma'am, could you please take about 10 steps away from the door and wait for about thirty seconds."
Vamp: "Eh...Ok." *steps way.*
A few seconds later, the man leaves a packet with a pint of blood on the doorstep before closing the door.
Confused but relieved, she goes and grabs it, only to notice a note taped on.
It reads:
"We live in the 21st century and options like this are available. There's literally no reason to be pulling stuff like this unless you're trying to be the jackass. Give me about a few days before coming back for another bag, and just try not drinking someone else."
Nice
Tried this with my vampire...she told me something about "the thrill of the hunt," whatever that means.
@@KidWizardCartoons Ah.
Well with those sorts, there's a proven method:
Drink a near-lethal dose of Moonshine, find an isolated spot within the Vampire's territory, take a rest, and let things play out.
They'll bite you, of course, but before they can take a lethal amount of blood, the alcohol will have gone right to the head and left them wondering if running the risks of hunting is really a better strategy to more domestic alternatives.
-
Stepping away from the jokes, that would actually be an interesting way for vampires to work in fiction: if they're entire thing is taking in blood straight from your veins to theirs, then in theory, they wouldn't need a lot of the organs devoted to digestion and filtering nutrients (at least not to the same extent or efficiency), including the liver, and so said organs either shrunk or were lost entirely. As such, it would make sense if they were lightweights.
@@KidWizardCartoons My original reply gone.
Man, I hate what YT has become.
We're sending you to Israel and Ukraine immediately
🤡
I know that I must not let her enter if I want to keep my life... But I don't have to he happy about it😤😤
Think of it this way my friend: as long as she is not invited into your home, she will be on you like a bee to honey. Vampires are very stubborn creatures!
That’s right. Vampires don’t enter a house unless invited. However, I learned through a bald friend that you can enter by jumping through a window.
did has bald?
@@mysticartist308 yup
@@jhonnymark7581 woa h
Vampire and French woman is a winning combination.
she is vampire. does she know how to backflip?
- Can i come in?
- Are you...
- Ah! is that so obvious?... Well yeah... i-im a vamp-
- No, i mean are you french?
- Eh? Yeah but tha-
**close the door**
Cutest French vampire
very cute character, and the blurry filter over the animation makes it look great like the original Dragon Ball series or some other 80s/90s anime.
This French vampire needs more appearances bro she has a good design (at least for the head) and a good voice. Such a good character 😊
Well, you know what they say about vampires!
...
I don't remember, but it's probably ok to invite them into your home.
Opposite of what you said, actually.
Don't listen to the fella above me, enjoy your vampire companion for as long as they wish to stay C:
What could possibly go wrong?
@@bluesky_cupy5158 ^ Correct answer. Treat your vampire friends right! They only want what's best for you!
You should always offer them a... bite to eat
And that being your blood.
It's like if Osamu Tezuka had a vampire girl. Cute.
I can't explain how but this video has wormed its way into my subconscious please make more of this french vampire lady i beg of you
He Is Trying To Protect Her (There Was A Massive Garlic Accident In His House Recently)
He isn't speaking because he just ate an entire loaf of garlic bread and if he opens his mouth she would die on the spot
Cute french vampire. Im sure shes friendly. Id let her in
Oh thank goodness, for a moment i was scared she was a Jehovah's Witness
aw man, she was chill frfr
”Please go away, I don’t like talking to french people.”
This is surprisingly pure.
She wants to disco his Elysium
Shut up.
She wants to Yume his Nikki
Inland Empire [Trivial: Success] - She is very clearly a vampire.
Electrochemistry [Hard: failure] - How long has it been since we've been touched by a woman? Who cares if that touch is fangs sunk into your neck? Go for it.
Pain Threshold - You might even like it...
Use the *EXPRESSION* on her.
@@trainer-mana I think Perception or Logic would be the one to notice her vampirism, Inland usually only brings up horrid memories
The vampire with the low rizz
I don’t care if she’s a vampire I’d let her in tbh
Not a problem with the new Kid Wizard Power Suit! Available in Valiant Purple and Steel Blue now!
@@KidWizardCartoons nah fuck that I’m no coward
I don’t know how to feel
Woah such a sweet lady! You gotta let her in!!
Id invite her in after bathing in garlic and holy water
I love this so much, lmao. Also, lowkey gives me old yt animation vibes.
This video looks like type of video I saw 9 years ago which is a sign the internet is finally healing don't stop!❤
Now i know why they say vampires are charming.
Listen, a vampire entering my house is one thing, but the _French?_ No way.
A cute vampire and a funny video, what's not to like?
get lost frenchie.
Omg I love the voice acting in this so, so fcing much.
I love vampires
Sounds like Curie from Fallout 4.
french vampires are the best XD
Aw she’s so cute, too bad that for our self preservation, we can’t let her inside. Such a sweet animation ❤
what a lovely voice-action...
She seems nice 😊
French? Your not coming into this house. Transylvanian? Welcome in my Dark Mistress.
This reminds me so much of old 70s anime like urusei yatsura
I have no problems with vampires. The French, however...
Seriously what's the problem with someone being french?!?
@@WeebkillerMossthey're french, that's why
@@heckett_main You shouldn't judge someone based on their nationality, why are so many people online so fucking stupid on that subject?!?
Nuh-uh, you ain't slick.
the angry face she makes 😂
Bold of you to assume that I would even consider letting a Frenchie iny house
I was about to let the person in, but I had three horrific realizations at once. First, this was not just any person, but an actual vampire! Can you imagine? Second, they spoke with a distinct French accent… a French vampire, what could be worse? Well, the worst of all was that they were not just a vampire, and not only French at that… but a woman.
That’s where I drew the line.
I just now noticed her hand when she said hi.
yeah sure I'll let you in...
after you eat this garlic
Very charming style. This video is delightful. I’m surprised it does not have more views.
This is why i fear the french language
"what would dad do" I wonder the same, I couldn't even show him my success or my prom night date, he would have been so proud of me .. I Miss my grandpa, he was my only father figure
Never let anything in from the Pitch dark
ENCORE, GIVE US MORE OF HER
If she comes in she’s gonna have to listen to my love for outlast trials
I'm an avid blood donor.
Would she accept her meal to-go?
Good luck and hope this channel grows✨👍🏻⭐
underrated channel alarm going off! Also I’d love to see her some more, hopefully expanded lore or something and not as a one-off gag
0:50 little handy :3
She sounds like Saruei
They look the same too
Just shut the door and call the Belmonts, bro.
Oh boy, I can already see the mountains of fan art coming from her...
You've struck gold, keep expanding!
At first I didn’t understand the random shot of the light on the trees. But it’s because vampires don’t have a shadow. I’d definitely risk it all and let her in, she’s too cute not too lol
Also I absolutely love the animation style on this! It reminds of something from the 70s or possibly 60s. I’d love to see more from this character in the future!
I'd fall for this so easily.
liked, subscribed, and now commented. this type of animation is so near and dear to my heart. keep up the good work :)
I think this guy has the right idea! Although, she is so darn cute! 🥰
The vampire is not bad.
She is so polite 😳
A vampire stereotype
the animation and voice acting were rly good in this! I hope you make enough off of patreon and this video to support urself and further videos bc u have a talent that shouldn’t b thrown to the side by money 😿
Looks like the stuff you watch on TV in sister location
the face at 0:35 made me giggle
The face that says God damnit there goes dinner
What a lovely friendly woman that has arrived at my home at an odd hour in the night, who wants to lure me out of my humble abode. Vampire? She isn’t a vampire. You can tell by the fangs and the red eyes :)
i wish french women were real 🥺
The answer here is to turn 'em down as politely as you can. Thank them for the polite reception and give a reasonable excuse and such. Avoid using the word "welcome" just in case there's a loophole there. Gauge the reaction. If they're too overtly and suspiciously insistent, there's probably a problem. If they're not and they leave, you're not done yet. Gather some information in the morning from other neighbors, but try not to be rude about it. Other people have been living around the area longer than you, presumably, and if they say the vampire's fine, and you're reasonably sure there's nothing up with them. the vampire's probably chill.
At the end of the day, it's a bit of a coin toss. On one hand, they're built to feed off of humans, but on the other hand they're still sapient beings capable of reason, and therefore are still _people._ Don't be a dick, but don't be stupid about it, either.
What a rude man, turning down a clearly defenseless woman! Some people these days need to lighten up. Tragic tale right here
And she walked all that way... _bah!_
I love women with that french accent
Nice try vampires, I'm lonely but not dumb
Your voice is lovely
At first I wasnt going to subscribe, then I saw the face. Now I will.
Its a damn shame she sees you as little more than a meal.
What would a vegetarian vampire look like?
My guess is you'd have a hard time finding flowers around where they live.
Fun fact 1: there is a species of spider that subsists on drinking from plants.
dead
I'd imagine they'd have pale skin and a discoloration of the eyes.
@@KidWizardCartoons but would they tan, burn or sparkle in the sunlight?
Plot twist: she’s an energy vampire, one that drains the mental energy of a person. She doesn’t (necessarily) kill you but she will make you really tired and annoyed.
Well jokes on her I'm always tired and annoyed.
The way she blinks reminds me of meatwad’s blinking animation
george w bush rejects french vampire
0:35
I didn't catch that when I first watched this
When you bout to finish and your phone runs out of power.
fun fact: vampires can only enter a house by being invited lmao
Well what If a vampire just says nah screw that old timey bs law imma go in anyway?
@@Randomdude1979 they...cant?
@@woomythewoomyml3768 idk I think it's a strict rule they must follow and if they don't they die.
@@Randomdude1979 so like i said, they cant enter on their own
@@woomythewoomyml3768 yes, but for this vampire I might just cut loose on this rule just this once.
vampires can't enter your house unless invited, good move on that old guy
Lovely and funny character, cool video
Id risk it
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
@@KidWizardCartoons Libertarian Vampire