High Stakes Battleship - Jerma Battleship Highlights (with Ludwig!)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @Cheltie
    @Cheltie  3 года назад +490

    Just like with the E3 stream, Jerma incorrectly started the stream which caused visual glitches through-out the video. Epilepsy warning just in case I missed any rapidly flashing frames.

    • @liquidchris4147
      @liquidchris4147 3 года назад +116

      actual PSYCHOPATH streamer PURPOSEFULLY gives viewers SEIZURES

    • @jamescole4317
      @jamescole4317 3 года назад +92

      Jerma is the only high profile streamer i know with a low-ish budget (no extra layers etc) but still has consistent fuckups (weird frames, the 1 frame when he starts the camera, etc.)
      and i wouldn't have it any other way

    • @Chloelol
      @Chloelol 3 года назад +71

      @@jamescole4317 The naked frame has become a channel mainstay at this point. It's just something I've come to expect from his streams.

    • @0ia
      @0ia 3 года назад +1

      1:17:27 looks bugged

  • @anpancake
    @anpancake 3 года назад +1978

    "Are you a bit of a gambling man?"
    -Ludwig, to deranged man 4 billion dollars in debt

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад +21

      oh yeah the debt

    • @anpancake
      @anpancake 3 года назад +61

      @@ariezon It's in the back burner as of now but we must never forget

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 года назад +13

      @@anpancake they haven't update the debt in the website isn't? because I remember chat agrees they will remove 1B if jermacat exist

    • @angel-q
      @angel-q 3 года назад +11

      @@ariezon I think the -1B is for a catboy stream, not just an appearance. But this whole debt thing is a little confusing so i'm not sure.

    • @hawkkunxd6014
      @hawkkunxd6014 3 года назад +2

      @@ariezon the bet was -2 Billion off the debt or 2 streams of catboy Jerma

  • @ElectronIsABadTuber
    @ElectronIsABadTuber 3 года назад +822

    “Are you a bit of a gambling man?”, Ludwig asked Mr Green. The PSYCHO puffed his cigar.
    “Maybe I am”, he said through a greedy grin.

  • @toecurlersupreme
    @toecurlersupreme 3 года назад +1085

    Jerma's plan
    1. Bet that Battleship will be next Twitch meta.
    2. Get onto high profile streamer's show to pitch your idea.
    3. Pitch Battleship idea to multiple high profile twitch streamers while derailing the show.
    4. Play Battleship on stream with high profile streamer.
    5. ???
    6. Win bet

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 года назад +103

      5. MegaMilk goes into MegaDebt

    • @brandonster
      @brandonster 3 года назад +27

      plot twist: hes a dev for battleship and will make millions of dollars with this plan

    • @chalachouchou
      @chalachouchou 3 года назад +7

      the mega mastermind

    • @Sara-xu9dw
      @Sara-xu9dw 3 года назад +5

      And now ludwigs organizing a 16 streamer battleship tournament

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 года назад +1

      jerma's way smarter than we all realized, what a PSYCHOPATHIC MASTERMIND

  • @ethanjin8868
    @ethanjin8868 3 года назад +75

    Jerma is a whole 10 years older than Ludwig and somehow he’s still got little brother energy in this stream

  • @Profit974
    @Profit974 3 года назад +450

    “I got $70 and you got to humiliate me" -Jerma describing his weekend

    • @toadfrommariokart64
      @toadfrommariokart64 3 года назад +16

      hot

    • @0ia
      @0ia 3 года назад

      I may have misheard it, but wasn't it that the loser would get to pick the shirt for the winner to wear?

  • @kevinhearty
    @kevinhearty 3 года назад +521

    Dont forget that jerma threw up a whole bag of almonds in his mom’s bed

    • @tabulasmara
      @tabulasmara 3 года назад +34

      Wait almonds I thought it was lemon filled Oreos

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +148

      @@tabulasmara This guy can’t stop MUNCHING and PUKING. He’s puked up things you wouldn’t believe-things he never even ate in the first place. So yeah. Almonds. Oreos. Cheetos. It’s terrifying stuff.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 3 года назад +12

      @@tabulasmara Tart of the moon?

    • @tabulasmara
      @tabulasmara 3 года назад +4

      @@Vonias rice cake?

    • @DigitalTrenches
      @DigitalTrenches 3 года назад +1

      And recently too

  • @Nyxxy8
    @Nyxxy8 3 года назад +282

    Psycho loses $1500, is forced to wear a suggestive shirt, and must lose any shred of dignity he has left, after betting on a literal children’s game.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 3 года назад +2

      Betting on a child's game that can be screen peeked too.

  • @Luuncho
    @Luuncho 3 года назад +277

    i love how ludwig said "how about a mega milk maid?" and jerma heard "omegamilk maid"

    • @OldCouches
      @OldCouches 3 года назад +19

      Maybe he was saying “almega milk maid” combing the almonds, mega milk, and maid into one

    • @tunadoomshitpost
      @tunadoomshitpost 3 года назад +19

      OMEGAMILK

    • @stellastellub
      @stellastellub 3 года назад +1

      he’s still haunted by that time he didn’t know what the omega symbol looked like

    • @vampatics4532
      @vampatics4532 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @Luuncho
      @Luuncho 3 года назад

      @@vampatics4532 1:05:07

  • @cemgoren1763
    @cemgoren1763 3 года назад +290

    I cannot believe that in Ludwig's very first stream with Jerma he almost took everything he owned; his car, his house, his children and his dignity, but literally gave it away because that would be just mad. And all over what? BATTLESHIP

    • @luka6575
      @luka6575 3 года назад +8

      holy shit, this is the ultimate jerma moment.

    • @Justini0
      @Justini0 2 года назад

      I'm not sure I like this... Ludwig guy. That's just too much gambling, don't do it, kids...

  • @Pepsi-hm1hs
    @Pepsi-hm1hs 3 года назад +463

    Jerma really shows his gambling addiction here

    • @marshallc6885
      @marshallc6885 3 года назад

      ludwig too

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 3 года назад +10

      @@marshallc6885 Ludwig was in no danger

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake 3 года назад +2

      which is funny considering how fucking terrible he is at it

  • @may.2112
    @may.2112 3 года назад +287

    Jerma needs to tweet more. Every draft he's ever read has had me in stitches

  • @jonahs.3426
    @jonahs.3426 3 года назад +83

    "are you a bit of a gambling man?"
    oh no..
    oh no

  • @AlbiNiigataOuen
    @AlbiNiigataOuen 3 года назад +125

    in this game you're either a corner karen, a side sheryl, or a middle malcolm

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 3 года назад +12

      fuck you im a lower-left larry

  • @duxmorotai
    @duxmorotai 3 года назад +355

    Jerma and Ludwig are great together, fantastic chemistry

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 3 года назад +20

      Yeah i know they LOVE eachother 😍😍😍

    • @forsenfan69
      @forsenfan69 3 года назад +27

      Mhmm, quite fantastic indeed, Bateman. But let's see Vincent "Vinny" Vinesauce's chemistry with Jerma.

    • @chalachouchou
      @chalachouchou 3 года назад +12

      @@forsenfan69 You haven't seen nothing yet. Pale Nimbus. Jerma. Pokimane. Valorant.

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 3 года назад +8

      ludwig is great, he's the only one of the really big streamers i like

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 3 года назад +2

      With this and the last Mario Kart stream I hope they become friends ☺️

  • @lunal.8556
    @lunal.8556 3 года назад +34

    jerma essentially has the curse of precognition, knowing that he will win a consolation prize and lose everything major, but he's also too addicted to gambling to change the course of the future

  • @ambralemon
    @ambralemon 3 года назад +101

    40:50 holy shit that recording artifact on the facecam is cursed. Jerma's true overlord face

    • @timlwry
      @timlwry 3 года назад +12

      real face monkaw

    • @semo9197
      @semo9197 3 года назад +1

      real reptilian face

    • @natefroggy3626
      @natefroggy3626 3 года назад +4

      what the Fuck did i just see

  • @Sulphoraes
    @Sulphoraes 3 года назад +95

    For those that weren't there for the live stream, the BATTLESHIP category on Twitch was *flooded* by random chat members going live with increasingly nonsensical things related to Jerma and Ludwig as their stream thumbnail. It was magical.

  • @wokeandroid
    @wokeandroid 3 года назад +203

    How nice of dad to let his son win a game! 😀

  • @DramakilzU
    @DramakilzU 3 года назад +33

    That lighting fast “Yes” answer to the long balls question caught me off guard.

  • @landfillbaby
    @landfillbaby 3 года назад +33

    jerma just begging for his life near the end... ludwig backed out at the last second because he realised he was going to kill a man in cold blood

  • @footbroke
    @footbroke 3 года назад +33

    Jerma found true love in someone who also happens to be a compulsive gambler just like him.

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 3 года назад +57

    I love how we were saying bets in the chat because we wanted the mods to do predictions but jerma read that outloud assuming it meant actual bets.

  • @wowiexist9875
    @wowiexist9875 3 года назад +109

    I love that Jerma has somehow infiltrated the ranks of these high profile streamers lol

    • @willhopper7341
      @willhopper7341 3 года назад +44

      lud actually is a big jerma guy, said he was one of the dudes that got him into streaming. dont remember the vod but he said when he started getting big he had trouble choosing between becoming more of an lsf, reacting guy or someone who puts huge effort into shit like jerma and his live rumble, carnival, and archeology streams

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 3 года назад

      @@willhopper7341 why does he have to choose, he can do everything he wants and people will watch it

    • @willhopper7341
      @willhopper7341 3 года назад +2

      @@Duenschissdoktor thats true but i feel like as a streamer you have to follow the money, and even though youll get viewers you wont make the same bread

    • @willhopper7341
      @willhopper7341 3 года назад +4

      @@Duenschissdoktor not aaying jermas broke bc of these crazy streams or anything lmao, but they def dont pay out as well despite the cost

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 3 года назад +4

      @@willhopper7341 Yeah thats true, i think many streamers just see what kinda numbers they can get with no effort at all and have no reason to change that.

  • @phoebedraper3046
    @phoebedraper3046 3 года назад +112

    This really is stream of the year contender

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 3 года назад +171

    The TRUE meta of life: Hoping people think you are smarter than you are, but you're not. This is good wisdom.

  • @Altira
    @Altira 3 года назад +50

    Captain Debt and the Bidet Buccaneer, truly a legendary tale

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 3 года назад +233

    Jerma arrested and sent to clown jail for insider trading the stream popularity meta by forcing other streamers at gunpoint to play with him
    Emerging update: he reportedly even engaged in gambling at the very get go knowing his influential fans will follow along!

  • @loscarvezcha8893
    @loscarvezcha8893 3 года назад +107

    Not even a day passed wtf. This is awesome

  • @ryanbigguy
    @ryanbigguy 3 года назад +215

    Had no idea Ludwig is so funny, dude is legit hilarious

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 года назад +35

      Yeah I really enjoyed him in this!

    • @matthewphillips1890
      @matthewphillips1890 3 года назад +118

      Yeah, I might start watching his streams instead of whoever this “Jerma” guy is, fucking lunatic.

    • @Viewtiful_Rose
      @Viewtiful_Rose 3 года назад +35

      There’s a reason why he’s so popular, cuz he’s genuinely v entertaining. I remember listening to him doing commentary at smash bros melee tournaments and thinking he was funny back then and he’s still super funny
      I think he gets shit cuz a lot of his fans are kids.

    • @Blade383210
      @Blade383210 3 года назад +1

      Yeah he's really funny especially with his friends Atrioc and Stans.

  • @ckosmic
    @ckosmic 3 года назад +96

    This whole thing was hilarious, did not expect to watch an hour and 20 mins of gambling and battleship

    • @dienelt5661
      @dienelt5661 3 года назад +4

      Their chemistry is amazing

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 3 года назад +52

    This stream was absolute chaos in the best way

  • @SaurusTheKing
    @SaurusTheKing 3 года назад +34

    23:14
    The way Jerma's expression changes here just kills me

  • @edrinabrigo923
    @edrinabrigo923 3 года назад +20

    I love how even in the final round, when its guaranteed that the tetris shape could only be in one position, jerma is still questioning himself

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 3 года назад +77

    51:44 He looks absolutely deviated right meow.

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 3 года назад +14

    Ludwig: Yeah it’ll be fun for like an hour or so
    Jerma: 6 hours

  • @yudo3251
    @yudo3251 3 года назад +105

    Thanka for the super fast edit Cheltie, always amazed by what you can pull off. Also really excited to watch this. Found Jerma 8+ years ago and Ludwig about 2 years ago now and this is such an unexpected crossover for me. Not often you get to see this almost cross-gen crossover stuff.

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 3 года назад +10

    2:28 the moment that started it all
    It was Jermas own chat, behind the scenes, plotting his downfall

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh 3 года назад +41

    51:45 Jerma's face after getting airstriked 🤣

  • @micheal7932
    @micheal7932 3 года назад +27

    I love that Ludwig calls out Jerma for how stupid his first strategy is...
    Only for him to have a strategy that was so BAD, that even *Jerma* figured it out.
    You know, sucked on a dirty second-hand Wii Remote without looking at it, Jerma.

  • @sniffleblox2354
    @sniffleblox2354 3 года назад +137

    One of my favourite streams this year so far. Also for those who don’t know, Jerma will be in a Mario kart tournament with other twitch streamers like Ludwig this Tuesday 6pm Pacific.

    • @darkyangel09
      @darkyangel09 3 года назад +16

      definitely be putting that in my reminder, also hopefully xqc doesn't cause a drama or some shit, otherwise it'll make jerma uncomfortable to play with them

    • @dennybennis
      @dennybennis 3 года назад +35

      Love to see jerma making the most of his time in the real world. Hope they dont catch and recontain him anytime soon!

    • @woahslowdowntherepal1115
      @woahslowdowntherepal1115 3 года назад +3

      Yo thanks for letting me know :D!

    • @griffonfire
      @griffonfire 3 года назад +2

      Cant wait for his practice to show off

    • @monke_mojo
      @monke_mojo 3 года назад

      @@darkyangel09 who is that guy? I see him a lot

  • @larryfitterman
    @larryfitterman 2 года назад +4

    I remember watching this in Luds stream, when I was new to twitch and had no idea who Jerma was. Never would have thought that he was an absolute deranged psycho. I love him.

  • @link101smash6
    @link101smash6 3 года назад +23

    Jerma was right. This is the best stream of 2021 so far. Watching this live was a beautiful thing.

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 года назад +18

    Up next: Jerma loses Monopoly with real money, has to Livestream his un-circumcision and leaks his OnlyFans to clear a blood debt for NOTHING.

  • @dirtwagon9041
    @dirtwagon9041 3 года назад +21

    2:32 "are you a bit of a gambling man?" If only lud knew

    • @hankolijo
      @hankolijo 3 года назад +3

      But a few hours later, he knew.

  • @shizamikaze
    @shizamikaze 3 года назад +13

    is crazy how the mega milk thing that began in the fan arts became a real thing now like the cat boy one

  • @sono9121
    @sono9121 3 года назад +17

    One of the most insane, intense, and down right strangest streams of all time

  • @Kekkle-
    @Kekkle- 3 года назад +3

    feels very fitting for jerma that this video is like 2% battleship and 98% gambling

  • @felipecarbone8793
    @felipecarbone8793 3 года назад +23

    jerma should create a game show called "battleshiped" where be just plays battleship and gambles with other streamers

  • @Whatsuppbuddies
    @Whatsuppbuddies 3 года назад +25

    The amount of pain this man put himself through.

  • @Plumtree1187
    @Plumtree1187 3 года назад +70

    jerma really acting like an old ass man in this stream lmaooo

  • @dsalucas
    @dsalucas 3 года назад +31

    I'm going to take credit for them actually playing the competitive mode, really shows the potential of battleship as the next stream thing. Pointed out with a highlight after his pee break

    • @stevelarry3870
      @stevelarry3870 3 года назад +6

      You are singlehandedly responsible for Jerma's losses. He was doing great before he got pool sparked in advanced mode.

  • @MainManJaggi
    @MainManJaggi 3 года назад +5

    Jerma is possessed by the spirit of Mr. Green for over an hour.
    Unfortunately, it's the part of Mr. Green that goes insane, blacks out, and spends like a billion dollars on limes.

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg 3 года назад +17

    You'd think he'd be good at gambling at this point

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 3 года назад +1

    Two insane wackos are amazed by each other's insanity.

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs 3 года назад +15

    They really work well off each other, hope they stream together again some time

  • @funkdungus839
    @funkdungus839 3 года назад +6

    never realized how family friendly jerma was until now

  • @Mentro140
    @Mentro140 3 года назад +8

    I can't believe how much he let jerma weasel out

  • @megalonk3525
    @megalonk3525 3 года назад +6

    holy shit... i couldnt stop grinning this whole stream

  • @crispdingle2402
    @crispdingle2402 3 года назад +10

    The best part of battle ship is the gambling in chat on who would win

  • @meleeludens
    @meleeludens 3 года назад +19

    look at the facecam at 6:00, the filter glitches out for a moment and you can see Jerma's true form

  • @semo9197
    @semo9197 3 года назад +2

    40:48 Jerma's true reptilian form shows for a split second.

  • @gizmohollow
    @gizmohollow 3 года назад +4

    Amazed that Jerma predicted exactly how this stream would go at the beginning

  • @badpriestess_
    @badpriestess_ 3 года назад +8

    holy shit i genuinely hope this catches on cuz this is great

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 3 года назад +1

    This poor man lost *almost* everything.
    ... But for real, this Battleship stream fucking ruled, and was tense as balls. it might legit be a good new meta.

  • @EddieBurke
    @EddieBurke 3 года назад +6

    Now that I know you can’t even monetize these my respect for your grind goes up ten fold, I know how tedious these are to make.

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches 3 года назад +2

    I like how after the halfway point, less then 20% of the video is them actually playing battleship

  • @Smokewisee
    @Smokewisee 3 года назад

    6:01 god that has to be the scariest face ive ever seen what a psycho

  • @seth1
    @seth1 3 года назад +6

    was just about to watch the VOD but this is even better thank you so much for the edits!

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz 3 года назад +1

    The fact that Jerma is willing to wear the "Cum in me" shirt over the "Sus", "Mega milk", "Huawei" kinda makes me question Jerma's judgement, but then again this is Mr. 5-billion-in-debt we're talking about

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah 3 года назад +4

    40:50 look at jerma's face. His eyes lmao

  • @yungwhop
    @yungwhop 3 года назад +4

    love how long it took for jerma to find that last piece

  • @Fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfi
    @Fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfi 3 года назад +1

    52:33
    Holy shit, jerma actually sounds like an anime villain who just lost a battle here

  • @chase4671
    @chase4671 3 года назад +4

    Jerma and Ludwig are a good duo lmao

  • @grgfield
    @grgfield 3 года назад +2

    i dont think there has ever been a time when he bet something actually important and didnt fuck it up

  • @HunterTheHoff
    @HunterTheHoff 2 года назад

    Ludwig is the master of throwing for content. It’s not even a meme anymore

  • @griffonfire
    @griffonfire 3 года назад +5

    There should be a best of collab section in this year’s JermAwards

  • @Duskaria
    @Duskaria 3 года назад +1

    I love Ludwig's logic of "As soon as you have a RTX 3090 you are not allowed to play anything but current gen games on extreme or else you are wasting your card"

  • @TheRaymanFan
    @TheRaymanFan 3 года назад +18

    is this the streamer with the PHD IN ENGINEERING?

  • @mogfodan
    @mogfodan 3 года назад +10

    Long balls

  • @leadcreekmusic
    @leadcreekmusic 3 года назад +1

    i’m kind of shocked how good their chemistry is

  • @VAbel03
    @VAbel03 3 года назад +1

    best live stream i was there for and probably one of his best streams ever

  • @toadfrommariokart64
    @toadfrommariokart64 3 года назад +2

    24:49 a face of ships

  • @kokis55
    @kokis55 3 года назад +1

    Thanks Cheltie for doing amazing cuts of these streams! I never have enough time to watch the full streams so this is a god-send.

  • @copiumhuffer3883
    @copiumhuffer3883 3 года назад +4

    Genuine speed demon
    I love cheltie

  • @therob8346
    @therob8346 3 года назад +1

    This stream broke my brain, thank you for the quick upload Cheltie!

  • @fridaynightpizza7158
    @fridaynightpizza7158 3 года назад +2

    40:50 nightmare jerma

  • @stuckenlos7009
    @stuckenlos7009 3 года назад

    "I want you to trust yourself, maybe flip a coin" brilliant

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles 3 года назад +1

    Not a fan of most streamers but this was rad. It's like 2 friends who were only mildly close as kids reconnected 30 years later and are clearly having fun but are trying to act like they're all grown up/professional now. But then they both get wasted and cause CHAOS

  • @Bro-BLZIT
    @Bro-BLZIT 3 года назад +1

    Jerma looks so proud of himself when he wins

  • @Dodonko
    @Dodonko 3 года назад

    I'm FUCKING LAUGHPUKING SEEING THE DAMAGED JErMA FOR A SPLIT INSTANT I DIDN'T FUCKING EXPECT IT 26:43
    also thanks for your good work as always Cheltie

  • @pemo2676
    @pemo2676 3 года назад +1

    23:16 jerma was just hit in the face with a wet fish on that one

  • @MisterMojoRising
    @MisterMojoRising 3 года назад +1

    40:49 Jerma snail

  • @jaycoob1
    @jaycoob1 3 года назад +35

    I lost all my channel points because Ludwig THREW

    • @jeremyquiros5483
      @jeremyquiros5483 3 года назад +5

      This comment thread is now the official support group for people who lost everything betting on Ludwig. I can't believe he did that to us 😞

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 3 года назад +4

      i put all my points on jerma because i KNEW he would put them all in one corner, while i was mostly right i overestimated ludwig.

    • @landfillbaby
      @landfillbaby 3 года назад

      he didnt want to commit murder

  • @tremu9319
    @tremu9319 3 года назад +4

    at 40:50 jerma mutates

  • @Hexx8
    @Hexx8 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for providing these cuts

  • @Rhelord
    @Rhelord 3 года назад +6

    corner creeps part 2

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 3 года назад +5

      the fucn zoomies wont get this one

  • @markjt.1371
    @markjt.1371 3 года назад +1

    Bath-Tub Streamer disregards the effects his purchase has on the economy, BUYS a 3090 off a scalper

  • @core3833
    @core3833 3 года назад

    very thankful for the time and effort you put into these edits

  • @OverwhelmingProtagonist
    @OverwhelmingProtagonist 3 года назад +1

    6:00 Got his ass so hard the matrix glitched out