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I Made A Knife That Shouldn't Exist
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- Published on Apr 14, 2026
- I used real Lapis Lazuli to make the sharpest knife possible. It wasn't easy, but it turned out better than expected.
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Skibidi
nice painting and knife you did there.
Minceraft
Flint and steel 🔥
I dont have the original minecraft...
he got tired of using lapis lazuli to enchant sharpness, he used the lapis lazuli to be the sharpness.
What mod did he use?
IRL Lapis lazuli weapons @ItikGamemix
you got youself a sweet blade
@ItikGamemix he used movie dlc
what does lapis taste like
Stop using mods
That also constitutes an "I'm an idiot" comment like Daniel asked.
Good on you!
You can feel the joke flying over you, cant you?
Oh I got the joke but somehow I feel mine hit too close to home.
Well, I apologize for that.
NikolayHizenprof when java has a bug, they turn it into a feature.
Like the weird piston redstone thing, building above the nether roof, tnt duplication and so on.
Also bedrock is better optimized.
Even tho all of this is true i still play java cuz of the servers and mods.
NikolayHizenprofmods are like 90% why minecraft is fun tbh
*searching for a knife that doesn’t exist*
AHHHH WIFIES REFRENCEEE
@St3llaella good god calm down mr wifies glazer
@c@calvro I’m not glazing him, he WAS the best UU member 😖🤞
Peak ball of knoledge
At the kitchen, don’t cut the tomato.
Bro became an artist
Finally, another use for lapis rather than just for decorations or enchantment tables...
It’s about time
and tricking me into thinking i found diamonds
@BernardoPazelloAndretta frfr
@BernardoPazelloAndretta glow lichen took that job now
@Fall_key i'm stuck on 1.16.5
Daniel is someone who makes mistakes and learns from them. He’s also an idiot. We still love him
I hope he learns how to pronounce lapis lazuli correctly by the end of the video.
tbf, learning from mistakes would also make him not an idiot. Daniel is a non-idiot idiot?
I like him ESPECIALLY because he's an idiot. well, who am I kidding. It's my first video of him I did find more or less by accident. But I really like what I see!
He doesn't make mistakes, only happy accidents.
@BScrimpton he pronounced it correctly in American English
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lol
A stick is diagonal though, not vertical
@ right i'll edit that
How does this not have more likes, very funny comment!
@Randomperson_100i 🪵 or 🟫 would make a better stick imo
Whatever you do, at the tomato, don't cut left
“Minecraft Items in REAL LIFE (NOT CLICKBAIT)” ahh knife😭
bro has a stack of likes too 😭✌️🥀
@WhoStoleVrTX*a stack and 35 likes (as of now)
Which came first? Lapis Or Minecraft
(Its lapis)
If you don't get off RUclips & do ur homework a special sticks gonna be in ur mouth
5 stacks and 26 likes now
that's actually a pretty good painting
It was all thanks to Bob
trans painting
@zeppie_ You love to see it
@WaterjetChannel LOL his style was not one that would sell for a crazy amoutn of money but it was a good style to make something unique for your home which was why he was so popular. Some of his original painting are selling for crazy money though
@zeppie_ Happy little trans clouds.
Is it enchanted with sharpness?
it IS sharpness
Nah it has every enchantment since is literally lapis
Enchanted with potion effects💀
@DATAXOLOTLMC no but lapis is the fuel for enchantment; like coal is the fuel for smelting and cooking. Coal isn't already cooked or even hot before it's put in the furnace. Lapis Lazuli isn't already enchanted, it's some kinda currency of magic energy.
@joey26784 Please look up coal coke.
Searching for a knife that doesn't exist
Every time I see someone follow a bob Ross tutorial they say their painting sucks when it's actually beautiful.
Guess u haven't seen that motel desk guy from road trip
its really funny how he put lil "bob ross" clips in there
that painting came out really nice, didn't expect that
Waterjet ross
😂
Enchant it
the only reason i clicked on this video was to comment this
I couldn’t read the instructions
@WaterjetChannel GET OU-
Fun fact: Enchantment table is actually just Galactic Alphabet, so if you learn that you might actually understand it.
Slice IV
If you try to do that the enchanting table is going to get confused and think that you are trying to enchant the handle using the blade and you will only be left with a sharpness V handle (still an amazing weapon somehow)
4:42 Daniel is an idiot
Fr
He really is
No he Daniel
love the shaders. what is the name of this mod?
It's the GrassTouched mod
@jazzyjswift😂fr
It's titled "GoOutside" It has a couple bugs though
@tmansdigistudios1675yeah like the ladybug and stinkbug, also the stick bug, so many bugs!
Yea bro the name of this mod is called real life it has many stuff in it like you can make something called a rocket and go to the end but the nether got removed in this mod so you can’t get netherite
I can’t believe they turned lapis from Minecraft into a real thing
It was always a real thing…
@mohamedisthebeste Sarcasm has left the chat... 💔
@SealSpinning it didn’t sound like sarcasm
@mohamedisthebeste Bro is slow af 😭🙏
Lol
I work in jewelry and I've made rings with lapis in them. It's very important to note that lapis is TOXIC when its dust gets wet. AKA if you inhale the dust. It's the most toxic thing I work with, and you should always wear a particulate respirator when working with it, specifically if you're crushing it, breaking it up, or otherwise working it in a way that it releases dust.
when he put it on the bandsaw i was hoping he had a respirator.
Good to know
RIP
@UvUOwlicioushe did
@totaltimepass8396thats good!
tbh thats a great painting, ppl with me
👇
Close enough, welcome back Kiwami Japan
hahaha no waaay I was searching for this comment! the thumbnail tricked me so bad thinking he uploaded again :( ! :D
Bro... now that you mentioned it, it has been a long time since I've heard that channel.
"World's Sharpest Lapis Lazuli Knife"
Looks inside
Welcome back Kiwami Japan
I miss Kiwami, hope he's doing well and wasnt murdered by one of his many dolls
i thought this was kiwami japan for a second 😭
His legacy carries on! Whenever he is, I hope he's doing well.
@undying3132 not the dolls 😭
@undying3132I hope he returns with his most improbable knife yet
every so often i find a youtube channel based on someone's interests that's actually funny and well edited, today was one of those days
Not to be a downer but I remember watching a video from the channel about their backstory and they flat out admitted that the channel existed to capitalize on the popularity of water jet videos on RUclips at the time and it wasn’t just passion or anything. The most shocking part was they didn’t even have a water jet they had to find a guy who would let them use the water jet outside business hours. Nothing wrong with that, I found it interesting and I appreciate the honesty too few RUclipsrs admit it’s just a job to them like they’re anxious people will stop watching if they think they’re not so crazy passionate they’d do it for free
@monhi64 thanks for the 600 page novel
@SnowFallBall apologies that I assaulted your eyes with 4 whole sentences, you’re correct that’s simply too many words. I just made it a little longer btw
@monhi64 thanks i will start on the 5 page essay response now
@monhi64 That's all true, but that's was the previous owners who said all that. The current host took over after they sold it to his brother, and he's run it for a couple of years now and does seem to have fun.
This video feels like getting into five simultaneous car crashes
we are too old for these short attention edits
17:55 you should be a artist if you made that by yourself
Edit: omg ty for the likes and comments
Fr
@Ieatgrass77000Frr
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fR
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There is no way you painted that bro, that looks really good, good job!
I feel like i've seen that painting before. That tree on the left reaching the sky deffo looks familiar. maybe it's a common thing to paint but i'm like 75% certain i've watched bob paint that specific tree
@electricspider2267 yeah Bob Ross always encourages you to paint the same thing he is step by step. That's probably what happened, followed the Bob Ross tutorial.
in the end when he's showing you it then zooms in the colour changes.
@brennanduffy2769 yes the trees turn from brown to green
@MarcusChai-u4z He still painted it, but yea, he color changed the brown to green
This knife was trapped in a mirror during the gem war.
Steven universe reference?
@DeviousHatSteven universe reference.
Fellow proot
Omg lol
I’ve been looking through the comments for a Steven universe reference lmao
The ai summary says "users hates mobs" 😂
"Crystal Gem...stone vibe"
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING
I was singing her song in my head through the whole video
He has awoken the Cartoon Network sleeper agents
With how rare it is to find natural sources for blue paint im just amazed that we found a mineral that has such a strong and vibrant blue color and it aint poisonous or smth
lapis lazuli WAS one of the sources of blue pigments. only after the 1800s did they develop artificial blues, that's when they painted that famous blue wave painting in japan
Bad news
What's the news chief@Sillywillythegoat
@TheAverageKakyoinI assume it’s actually a shade of purple or some stupid shit like that, or the stone itself is dangerous to work with until modified in a way?
@RobinTheDumbyLapis lazuli dust is very dangerous if inhaled, as another comment said.
bro playing Minecraft irl
what crafting raspy is he using
Terraria better
@александрсавенко-ъ3йare you sure
@александрсавенко-ъ3й ..
@александрсавенко-ъ3й yes
i'm leaving a like just for the painting. it actually looks really good.
Dude! Use a push-stick when you're using the tablesaw
Your fingers don't grow back.
It looks like he has a sawstop installed. With that what I'd be more worried about is kickback.
DORYOKU MIRAI A BEAUTIFUL STAR DORYOKU MIRAI A BEAUTIFUL STAR
Watching him use that table saw was infuriating
@JJAB91 Still, Push-stick is cheaper than fixing the sawstop.
Maybe the real push-sticks are the fingers we lost along the way
10:37 YOU DIED… from love?
I’m only here for bob ross
Imagine being trapped in a knife for thousands of years
I hate the crystal knives!!
CULTURED!!!! ⭐️🌸💎
FIANLY NOT A MINCRAFT REFERENCE BUT A STEVEN UNIVERSE ONE
Is this Steven universe or game theory?
@NaejelAngelo13071 what ?? what are you talking about ??????
I got through about half the video trying not to call you an idiot, the lack of mold release is what got me....Daniel you are an idiot. We love you.
Just wait till you get to the part where he says "easiest"
Boogerman is stupid
You did what you were told to do: not say "I'm an idiot", but say "you're an idiot"😂.
So you could just say you misinterpreted the assignment...
If something is stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
Steven universe fans watching as one of the most beloved characters gets brutally shattered
LAPISSSS
I hate him so much
this is actually canon in the uncut s8 where bismuth and lapis fight 🤑
Came here to see how many of the top comments were about Minecraft, and evidently, quite a few.
Boogerman 15:38
Boogerman
boogerman
Boogerman
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17:40 wow the art looks really nice
Yeah fr
bro just hacked the game literally
3:55 do you put your hand here😭
it wasnt on and belt sanders take long enough to wind up that youre pretty unlikely to get hurt even if it did magically turn on somehow
That knife aint just enchanted bro it’s made of pure enchantment
Knife of enchantment
Ah yours is better than mine
Huge Safety tip: please use a miter sled to make those type of cuts on the table saw. When the distance between the blade and the rip fence is greater than the length of the material edge that touches the fence you almost always get kickback and loose your fingers.
KICKBACK??
Chainsaw reference..also your pfp.jojo reference@cupcakedragon
Perfectly said. I was thinking the exact same lol
came to the comments to say the same thing, that was hard to watch
thanks. i was searching for a knife that doesn't exist.
Uses lapis to add sharpness, HMMMMMMMMM
No lapis lazuli, No sharpness boii
I love how this guy's knife making videos so clearly have their own distinct style and approach to the problem in EXACTLY the way you would expect them to be different from kiwami japan. This guy says "as this point, breaking the knife is tradition", whereas kiwami japan doesn't have that problem because he *hand sharpens* the blade entirely down. But Daniel has some highly astute observations of the knife that allow him to correct the design in ways that kiwami can't. It's very classical American craftsmanship vs. Japanese craftsmanship -- both knifes are of course imperfect, as are their creators, but in completely divergent ways. Love it
11:37 whys that actually good tho
Making a knife that shouldn't exist
Kiwami Japan is probably very happy you are continuing his ongoing war against cucumbers.
Hahaha I love this shot 5:04
You could call it a back shot
no mould release, and his vise wasn't even bolted down. this man lives on the edge of the edge
He would find a way to sharpen that edge
World's sharpest Waterjet Channel knife
Imagine someone enchanting you mid fight
Bro just enchanted his resin 7:31
Idiot
😂 haha
12:45 i was gonna make the joke but he beat me to it
Is 12:44
same
@chicken_shelly411 chikin
EEL!!
creature
of
steel
Omg now I need to watch Bob Ross videos while mining for Lapis lazuli
now shatter a mirror with the knife
6:10 anvil sound
Fr
you were supposed to use it to give something sharpness not make it the sharpness😭
Sounds a bit like some… HIGH GROUND time
13:52 PVZ MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Searching for a Minecraft knife that doesn't exist
1:00 that had to be one of the most unexpected whiplash I’ve experienced, made me chuckle.
17:34 turboflex knife💀
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
This is Jack Black’s favorite word.
HEY THATS NOT MINECRAFT THATS REAL LIFE
I'm an idiot
So am I.
*am
@HyperspatialAgent_Axis4*an
@HyperspatialAgent_Axis4here’s your complementary dunce hat 😊
@HyperspatialAgent_Axis4 no comment.
Your grinds were skiwompus
NUH UH
@WaterjetChannelIt recommended below your comment to translate it to English. It still spelled it the same, so I'd love to understand the little-known language you were using!
@mikeisms Ah, you see, he’s fluent in No-You-ese
6:48 i thought it was an Ad lololol
The one who sold the pislazuli 💀
Be careful when enchanting it, you might accidentally enchant the table's book using the lapis from your knife in the process
Note: can activate water elemental properties by chance, if it grows wings made from water, you nailed it.
Nice reference ⭐️🌸💎
10:24 Dogs always cheer me up to when something goes wrong
Bradar the sward is the enchantment
0:41 minecraft anvil noises
lol
Yes.
finally, a use for lapis lazuli that isn't just enchanting stuff.
Dyeing stuff
This is quite the ocean gem
Nice reference ⭐️🌸💎
I’m not an idiot, but daniel is
You gotta enchant the knife with Sharpness 3 using itself and your waterjet experienc
Edit to Add: Love your videos. I feel like people stop making these comments once a channel gets big, but they're still deserved.
I feel so foolish for not thinking to do that :(
@WaterjetChannelno one liked your reply? Ima like it. Shoot, ima sub too
@WaterjetChannel booger boy
Forget the waterjet use a firejet for fire aspect
Sharpness IV would be better.
Guess I missed an update
fun fact lapis lazuli is NOT a mineral and is instead a rock, because it is not composed of a single material, but instead multiple different materials (minerals). for example granite is made up of various types of quartz and feldspars (of which moonstone is also part of). the blue part of lapis lazuli is the mineral lazurite.
14:41 you see Paulie had a system-
making a clean 90° cutout of such a small screw unintentionally is honestly the best advertisement for a waterjet 😂
17:58 BUTTSCRIBE
my dumb ahh 9yr self trying to make a diamond sword with the weird looking diamonds:
he enchanted that tomato slice with unbreaking II and sharpness V at the thumbnail.
Didn't think you're an idiot...until i saw you do this!!!!! 6:55
your grinding is skiwompus
What you need to do is forcibly merge it with jasper to get a significantly stronger knife.
I see what you did there! CULTURED!!!! ⭐️🌸💎
that’s right, the crystal gemstone will turn into a lighter shade of blue, mostly turquoise and a dark shade of green it might show six pieces sticking out, they might look like arms
Your shits gotten so tight over the years. The improvements to dialog, jokes, and editing. It all lands naturally to your content. It's great!
100% agree
but also
"Your shits gotten so tight over the years. " is wild
Plus he still makes it look like he has absolutely no god damned idea what he’s doing with literally anything that isn’t the water jet, absolute pro!
100% agree first and foremost, but-
"Your shits gotten so tight over the years" is wild wording
(salty my comment got axed for no reason)
(edit: pleased its survived so far)
4:19 my brain almost stopped working because of the clamp.
"20 bucks take it or leave it" actual highway robbery
New knife just dropped.
His sword is enchanted ❌
His sword is the enchant ✅
0:23 perchance
You can't just say "perchance"
Do not call the reader nasty
"and even enchant tools"...
Now you don't have to enchant it 🤓👆
why are your grinds skiwompus? 11:10
Yeah why are his grings skiwompus
so skiwompus..
That’s exactly what I said NOT to say!!!!😡😡😡
@WaterjetChannel hahaha
12:35
Bro is allergic to carbon fiber 💀
No it just irritates the skin, like any other human being
15:41 Booger, man, booger man does whatever booger can