never pick flowers in Australia. Below the petals, there's a 99% chance of finding at least 4 redback spiders, 2 snakes and a shark. Doing so leaves you defenseless against groups or airborne kamikazerantulas.
I remember working in a cafe and seeing this BEAUTIFUL Australian woman come walking in. I mean, she was a goddess! Anyway, there was a spider the size of a half dollar on the counter and she smashes it with her bare hand and laughs. I knew then, I would marry that aussie... Didn't tho, but that's okay she's got a world to save!
postin17 mate everyone does that here and half of a dollar thats bloody nothing and where are you from u seem interesting? But we dont go round all the time killing spiders mate some are bloody deadly u dont wanna mess with
postin17 we have some great aussie girls, just don't do that with a Sydney funnel Web. They kill people and their half inch fangs can puncture a human fingernail. They are also aggressive
When talking about Australia I don't know why they fake the need to fake it. I think I heard all three main accents in a sentence. Also what a weird list in terms of numbering. Why have some of the most dangererous creatures before stuff like a flying fox which is more annoying. May as well but in Magpies if your going to do that.
We have mate....its called Moretine....Its active constituent is Hectochloroepoxyoctohydrodimenthonalnaphthatine...with just a dash of "harden the f*ck up" added in ....to make it smell nice..!! Now that's venom!! just joking. You'd have a great holiday if you came a visit bro ..ther'es nothing to worry about...Its a friendly place with good ,genuine, hard working ,overtaxed people who just happen to have the beach in their front yard and the desert in the backyard. Have a good day mate.
i live in N.S.W, AUSTRALIA and the scariest thing in the bush is a KING BROWN SNAKE, they grow up to 12 feet or more and are very, very aggressive. i have been chased almost 2km through the bush by one, till i got to my car and jumped on the roof, when i looked down it was striking the front tyre, now that's scary.
When i was little my family and i went camping and we were walking on a hiking trail and i remember stand on top of a log and i could hear a slithering sound. I hopped off the log heard a crack I look down to see a brown snake... i broke its neck/spine. I hear my dad's footsteps getting louder so I kick the snake off the path, my dad walks up to me and said "careful there are snakes around here" i just slowing nod my head...
How... did you survive that... I would of died of a damn heart attack. The scariest thing here in the UK is probably 3 mosquitos in a group. Holy Christ.
'I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.' - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006) aka my Hero
Drop Bears, you left out the Drop Bears. We lose more tourists (unreported to keep our tourist industry alive) to Drop Bears than all the rest together. Cuddly Koala, huh! They'll getcha.
The drop bear is a unique animal!..It only drops on Americans because it has developed a taste for bad coffee and awful hamburgers!..You will know the drop bears who have savoured an American tourist, because they wear the John Wayne cowboy hats, weird floral shirts and are constantly followed into the tree's by ravenous lawyers! Fortunately, the drop bears have developed a taste for lawyers too!
I come from WA and I have personally encountered 8 out of 17 of these animals in the wild and 13 of them in zoos I am surprised that the Australian honey bee was on the list, I have been stung many times and it isn't that bad Personally I think the king brown should have made the list.
Skycrasher okay fair point but I am from Australia and this video came out a about 12 o'clock at night so please ignore the grammar, and you try telling a croc not to eat you unless you touch it
flying Fox's are not scary at all.. yea they have bat wings other than that they look like a dog they snuggle lick your face come to you when you call them. i worked at a zoo and it was like having a dog with wings he would fly over excited when i arrived in the morning and hold onto your chest while licking your face and rubbing his head on your neck like a cat does. they do make great pets..
Australian bees... can kill anyone who is allergic to it... oh really... I have here in my house a peanut that can also kill anyone who is allergic to it... duh!!!
Yeah, whenever somebody complains about it being cold here in Canada I remember that the cold is the reason why we don't have the things like Australia.
My god. I'm 39 & have lived in Australia my whole life. I have only ever seen a handful of these creatures & I lived in an outback town in the middle of nowhere for 15 years. Biggest load of shit ever.
should get out more and live a life, because I have certainly seen 90% of them and I'm Australian too, makes your last statement a load of shit don't ya think.
I live in country WA and all i've ever seen is a few snakes, spiders and the occasional rabbit, fox, kangaroo and wedge tailed eagle. But every time i see the last one i fucking run or drive twice as fast.
HarKer 77 you're statement has nothing to do with the video, it's a list about the scariest creatures in Australia not a list saying "you will encounter these creatures" moron
Plus one for stonefish. I stood on one of these a few years back, it was the most painful thing I have ever experienced, including having one of my toes cut off by a chainsaw. Genuinely indescribable pain.
I don't think us Australians realise how scary the animals are until we see how people from countries that don't have them react, but to us, we are like eh.
“Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes” - Miles Quarich
Did my first aid training last month in Sydney and we were being trained on spider funnel web bites and how to bandage when one is bitten. The instructor said to start bandaging and “start writing your will”
I live in Australia and have seen these creatures,eastern brown snake,tiger snake,red belly black snake,white tail spider,red back spider,fiddleback spider,wolf spider,blue ring octopus,stinging jellyfish,bronze whaler shark and many more,all dangerous all can ruin your day big time,but......I love it here!
An American trying to do an Australian accent without even knowing what an Australian accent sounds like.. it sounds like on that Simpsons episode where Bart goes to Australia. Surprised there's no mention of "dollarydoos"
as a kid growing up in Australia I had jars of different spiders, huntsman eating hornets and bees. found a redback in a bunch of grapes I was eating from lol played with random snakes at creeks with long branches very stupid but fun and the thing that scares me in Australia is the magpie's you don't see coming to swoop on your head and leave a hole leaking blood as you fall to the ground swinging your arms to scare it away looking like a weirdo in the park. now that gave me nightmare after nightmare
Niggatello the 5th Ninja Turtle Comments like these start fights... I'd like to see you handle a couple hundred highly venomous spiders raining down on you.
So many Australian creatures have venom at this point that I'm surprised the Aussies themselves don't have any. Then again, I've never been bitten by an Australian, so I can only assume
I remember something.... I'll tell ya a story . So , me and my family were takin a trip to port Douglas in Queensland . And we were staying at this resort , built on the coast. And guess what hangs around the coasts of far North Queensland ? Saltwater crocs... we thought we would go to the beach for a walk down the coast . We saw a sign saying "beware of saltwater crocodiles" we acknowledged it but kept walking. About 50 metres ahead was a croc laying down , just about to get up and walk towards the resort. WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!!
7:08 is a red-bellied black snake, not a taipan. Red bellies are less toxic (although still extremely deadly without the right antivenom), but are more dangerous because they can be very aggressive (and I mean will chase and bite you). About 3 years ago I had one in my chook-run over 5 feet long and as thick as my wrist (I am a large man). Happily it fled the scene when it saw/felt my presence. A relative of the red-belly killed a neighbour's Roman mastiff (80kg dog). The dog was found dead next to it's waterbowl in the laundry with a 15 cm (6 inch) black snake next to it bitten almost in half and also dead. The dog had only been left alone for a couple of hours and was still warm. Baby snakes (Strayan ones, anyway) have little or no control over their venom glands and never refrain from envenomating when they bite.
Guys pls stop discriminating australia. I live there and its not that bad. Its really pretty and i live a normal life there where i live. I have only seen bees and bats so far. I have seen the crocodiles but only in zoos. Im talking about seeing bees and bats not in captivity. Although admittedly in luna park a few days ago, i was there to see the theme park, not ride any rides and there were so many bees around the ferris wheel. I live somewhere in nsw, not gonna say where, and have only seen bees and bats like i said before. My point is, if you focus on the negative of australia, like all these dangerous animals, the country wont seem nice. But if you focus on good things like the beaches and the great barrier reef, its a beautiful country. There are some trees that bloom purple flowers (I think) when its near christmas, and on my old school grass, when its spring, small purple flowers grow. Im sure that there are many more wonderful things about australia that i can list, but it might just be too many. So pls stop saying ''oh no. So many bad things in australia, i wont ever go there!'' Because then you might never see the opera house or ride the many (like 4) amusement parks in the gold coast. (You can search the opera house on google but i mean in real life)
Most Americans would jump at the chance to go to austrailia, we just say "We're not going there because X" to be sarcastic and joke. I for one would love to go there. And heck, you could easily make one of these lists about the United States. Have you seen some of the stuff that lives in our Swamps, Deserts and Oceans?
you can still catch a kangaskahn.. download a fake GPS app.. turn your app settings to off on your phone and make the fake GPS app say you're in Australia.. my Co workers have done it and it works.. lol
You forgot to mention the animal that is responsible for the most human deaths down under. The Horse. No its not a typo, more people die from falling off / being kicked by this animal than anything scary on this list. Cool vid though.
They make Australia seem so dangerous, but the majority of the bad stuff isn't found locally. Most of them you'd also have to interfere with directly, to be in any danger.
went to oz for a year in 2000, never had so much fun .scuba diving on the biggest reef in the world,worked on a trawler fishing for prawns & a backpackers in cairns called south bank village .top destination!!!!!
Flying foxes aren't scary at all. We have a few that roost in a tree in our backyard. Watching these large creatures soaring to and from the tree branches is awesome. Even young kids are fascinated by them. No one has expressed any sort of fear in relation to them. (Also we generally call them fruit bats).
Langdon The Sydney Funnel Web is native to the environs of Sydney. Funnel Webs are Mygalomorphs and are actually found all over Australia. There is a species of Funnel Web that lives in alpine gum trees around Mt. Kosciuszko.
Stonefish FTW! Pain sequence = 1. Hand feels like its been belted with a sledge hammer 2. whole arm starts to feel like its on fire 3. Heart rate redlines 4. Dizzy kicks in 5. hallucinations kick in and feels like epic trip! If i could work out how to bottle it, then overcome 1-4 it wouldn't be so bad!
Mr.random Randomness We do have earthquakes but they are rare and you can barely notice them. We've also had a couple of tornados, but they've been so small that you could probably walk through them. No Tsunamis though, thankfully lol.
So I guess I can't talk about America, Britain, China, Korea, Japan, Russia, Germany, Alaska, Ireland, Scotland, Europe, India and indonesia etc since I'm Australian. Thanks for the advice :D
There are many more dangerous animals in Australia like The Magpie, Red Belly Black Snake, Cassowary, Death Adder, there's other sharks as well like great white and tiger sharks, lionfish, bluebottle and a lot more
Tbh i've seen too many funnel web spiders to count, and frankly spiders really aren't that terrible unless they fall on you at 1am. The worst i deal with normally is a Huntsman spider (granted they are like the size of your palm) and frankly we just let them chill on the walls and 99% of the time give them names like darrel, steve or wane, we only remove them if they get too close for comfort by getting a container and a bit of paper and boom spider gone.
I worked on a banana, papaya farm for a year. The farmers domesticated several dingos and basically treated them as a normal farm dog. They sent them with us into the fields to kill rats etc
And this children, is why us Australians are freaking mortals. I mean we literally live in a death zone. For me, the death zone is the fridge because diabetes is waiting to infect me. Oh and also my bed, you never know when you can fall into the hands of sleep. Lol🤣
America and Russia: "We have lots of nuclear weapons." Germany and Poland: "We have lots of angry drunks." South Arabia and Syria: "We have lots of people who aren't scared of demons and hunt them." Australia: *laughs in venomous animals*
If the honey bee was brought to Australia from the United Kingdom in the 1800's then how did it go through such a rapid evolution in such a short time to be able to produce such a strong venom and become the deadliest honey bee?
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never pick flowers in Australia. Below the petals, there's a 99% chance of finding at least 4 redback spiders, 2 snakes and a shark.
Doing so leaves you defenseless against groups or airborne kamikazerantulas.
A shark under a flower ?
Wa?
Crimzon Coolwan perfectly sums up this video
Tonythenoob youre an idiot
Dont forget the box jellyfish hiding beneath the flowers
Damn....I think in Australia even stones are venomous.
and that's how you get stone fish
Franz Schnabel omg I'm irish
it keeps life interesting, when your having a shit, and watching a spider crawl among the wall, entertained while shitting.
Franz Schnabel yup I was bitten by one yesterday and I was in so much pain that I almost died
It's pronounced a female and yes they do have venom
I remember working in a cafe and seeing this BEAUTIFUL Australian woman come walking in. I mean, she was a goddess! Anyway, there was a spider the size of a half dollar on the counter and she smashes it with her bare hand and laughs. I knew then, I would marry that aussie... Didn't tho, but that's okay she's got a world to save!
postin17 mate everyone does that here and half of a dollar thats bloody nothing and where are you from u seem interesting? But we dont go round all the time killing spiders mate some are bloody deadly u dont wanna mess with
postin17 we have some great aussie girls, just don't do that with a Sydney funnel Web. They kill people and their half inch fangs can puncture a human fingernail. They are also aggressive
Yea aussie women are beautiful .... And the accent is a plus ... To all you aussie women out there 😘❤ and yes even the married ones ! 😀
matt cullen aggressive like our women
What a random story
Ok I'm Australian and I promise u that honey bees aren't really that bad
yeah, i stepped on 2 at the same time when i was young
I know it's only because of allergic reactions, but if thats what makes them scary then peanuts should be as well
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angela Holley i know, i hold them and have never been stung. I think they are kinda cute! I live in australia by he way
angela Holley yeah they really aren't
Scariest thing was the fake accent lol
Brett Elkin lol yea
It's nearly as bad as the Aussie accent on the Simpsons.
I thought he just had a speech impediment.
Numba tuwelve lol
When talking about Australia I don't know why they fake the need to fake it. I think I heard all three main accents in a sentence. Also what a weird list in terms of numbering. Why have some of the most dangererous creatures before stuff like a flying fox which is more annoying. May as well but in Magpies if your going to do that.
I'm surprised Aussies haven't developed their own venom by now.
RLo RN BRUH YOU ROASTED ME *TRIGGERED*
We have mate....its called Moretine....Its active constituent is Hectochloroepoxyoctohydrodimenthonalnaphthatine...with just a dash of "harden the f*ck up" added in ....to make it smell nice..!!
Now that's venom!!
just joking.
You'd have a great holiday if you came a visit bro ..ther'es nothing to worry about...Its a friendly place with good ,genuine, hard working ,overtaxed people who just happen to have the beach in their front yard and the desert in the backyard.
Have a good day mate.
Lol. I like your style.
But we have. It's only in 30% of us at the moment so we're keeping quiet. Soon we strike.
Georgia ANDERSON they are not talking about cum... we all know it hurts when it gets in your eyes that's why we do it..
This guy is trying so hard to have an Australian accent
And no doubt thinks he's doing a good job of it.
Wow I thought maybe he was south african or something
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@horsepuncher95 I thought he sounded south african as well LOL
And failing dismally.
i live in N.S.W, AUSTRALIA and the scariest thing in the bush is a KING BROWN SNAKE, they grow up to 12 feet or more and are very, very aggressive. i have been chased almost 2km through the bush by one, till i got to my car and jumped on the roof, when i looked down it was striking the front tyre, now that's scary.
eastern brown snake.the top ten deadliest in the world ? five live in Aus. we have the top two .
When i was little my family and i went camping and we were walking on a hiking trail and i remember stand on top of a log and i could hear a slithering sound. I hopped off the log heard a crack I look down to see a brown snake... i broke its neck/spine. I hear my dad's footsteps getting louder so I kick the snake off the path, my dad walks up to me and said "careful there are snakes around here" i just slowing nod my head...
How... did you survive that... I would of died of a damn heart attack. The scariest thing here in the UK is probably 3 mosquitos in a group. Holy Christ.
Hahaha i live in Tasmania try survive down here then.
HOLY SHIT BRO! I would have hearth attack if was chasen like that
'I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.' - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006) aka my Hero
ToLegitt2Quit shhhh he died for a reason and it wasn't because he was too smart for his own good, if anything the exact opposite
*Peta has joined the chat*
That just made me cry. He was my hero
Steve was the business
nothings scarier than that attempt of an aussie accent
Drop Bears, you left out the Drop Bears. We lose more tourists (unreported to keep our tourist industry alive) to Drop Bears than all the rest together. Cuddly Koala, huh! They'll getcha.
The drop bear is a unique animal!..It only drops on Americans because it has developed a taste for bad coffee and awful hamburgers!..You will know the drop bears who have savoured an American tourist, because they wear the John Wayne cowboy hats, weird floral shirts and are constantly followed into the tree's by ravenous lawyers! Fortunately, the drop bears have developed a taste for lawyers too!
A friend of mine went to Australia some years ago, his dad was attacked by a Drop Bear.
What isn’t venomous in Australia is the real question
Pythons crocodiles crabs and dingos
@swagmarton @youdidntgetthejoke
@@swagmartin350nah, im pretty sure they are too
@@reecegirys800 Sorry from me two years ago
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@@swagmartin350 don't be sorry man, your answer was awesome
I come from WA and I have personally encountered 8 out of 17 of these animals in the wild and 13 of them in zoos
I am surprised that the Australian honey bee was on the list, I have been stung many times and it isn't that bad
Personally I think the king brown should have made the list.
this list is pretty shit tbh, half of theses things wont hurt you unless you try and touch them
Skycrasher okay fair point but I am from Australia and this video came out a about 12 o'clock at night so please ignore the grammar, and you try telling a croc not to eat you unless you touch it
Is it?
flying Fox's are not scary at all.. yea they have bat wings other than that they look like a dog they snuggle lick your face come to you when you call them. i worked at a zoo and it was like having a dog with wings he would fly over excited when i arrived in the morning and hold onto your chest while licking your face and rubbing his head on your neck like a cat does. they do make great pets..
Why aren't they called Wingdogs that name is way better.
Thanks. I thought their mention was a bit odd.
AWWWWW.
Australian bees... can kill anyone who is allergic to it... oh really... I have here in my house a peanut that can also kill anyone who is allergic to it... duh!!!
Hahaha Lol yeah i dont know why he added that the Bees are ....not Basically they are not dangerous
Peanuts don't strike at any moment
even if you are not allergic to the bee that was mentioned it can still kill you.
How exactly does it kill you without allergy? lol
peanuts dont chase you down mercilessly and string you without regret
Is anyone else pissed off with the narrators pathetic 'aussie' accent??
yeah and he cant even get the snakes right the last pic of the snakes is a red belly black snake
It sounds like a weird mix of Aussie, kiwi, yank with a bit of english. Very odd. Each word had a different accent.
Mark Glover However Kate Winslet and Liev Schribber do AMAZING Aussie accents! Check out The Dressmaker and Mental respectively!
Emma Burley yeah mate i was so pissed
Emma Burley yes
The worlds largest fence was made to keep the dingoes out.
Rightfully named the rabbit proof fence.
Me: enjoys life peacefully in Canada
This video: raining spiders.
I mean it rains ice here
Yeah, whenever somebody complains about it being cold here in Canada I remember that the cold is the reason why we don't have the things like Australia.
I rather the cold than these animals
I'm in Aussie and Bear's truly freak Me out.
Terrible accent attempt..."mate"...
The bee is mean, but please don't kill it! Honeybees are dying out so quickly and we need them.
I love you bitchhhhh
I totally agree with you. We have so much in common. Let's date each other, baby.
and here we have a wild snowflake, such a democrat
@@caraciotablet8711 saving the bees isn't political, we die without them. It's ecological.
I pray you were joking.
If it looks like it’s coming to kill me, I’m killing it.
5:38 "Ah yes,perfect for bat soup.What could go wrong?"
Just wait until you get bit by a parrot, trust me it hurts
Sincerely,
Owner of four parrots RIP fingers
That's why whenever they bite your finger, you bite off one of theirs.
I have 6 cocktaiels and there deadly
Rain The Budgie stay away from swans to....they seem so serene until one bites you and you lose a finger.
Would like too know what the others names were.😂😂
Yap. My brother got one. All my fingers have holes like a snake bite
Great vid man, I appreciate a video dedicated to my country
My god. I'm 39 & have lived in Australia my whole life. I have only ever seen a handful of these creatures & I lived in an outback town in the middle of nowhere for 15 years. Biggest load of shit ever.
should get out more and live a life, because I have certainly seen 90% of them and I'm Australian too, makes your last statement a load of shit don't ya think.
I live in country WA and all i've ever seen is a few snakes, spiders and the occasional rabbit, fox, kangaroo and wedge tailed eagle. But every time i see the last one i fucking run or drive twice as fast.
HarKer 77 I live in a suburban area in sydney and I've seen most of these, 50% in captivity and the other 50% in random areas..
HarKer 77 you're statement has nothing to do with the video, it's a list about the scariest creatures in Australia not a list saying "you will encounter these creatures" moron
How is it a load of shit? He said these animals exist in Australia....which is true....
note to self ... never set foot in Australia!
Yep
Bitches
blind foldme I live in Australia
blind foldme I live in Australia
I love y'all accent lol . its weird to hear Asian have Australian accents haha
Plus one for stonefish. I stood on one of these a few years back, it was the most painful thing I have ever experienced, including having one of my toes cut off by a chainsaw. Genuinely indescribable pain.
This is a reason why one should not visit Australia, even in city's your toes can get cut off
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I don't think us Australians realise how scary the animals are until we see how people from countries that don't have them react, but to us, we are like eh.
"Not another bloody snake in the toilet again!" 😂😂😂
“Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes”
- Miles Quarich
See this is why I love living in Australia...
ExplosiveFruits but the devils of Australia
Ibis
And I thought house spiders were scary
Did my first aid training last month in Sydney and we were being trained on spider funnel web bites and how to bandage when one is bitten. The instructor said to start bandaging and “start writing your will”
dingoes are not that scary by themselfs unless they are in a big pack my mate has a pet dingo its very cheeky but playful not a threat at all
Hey you forgot the good old magpie
Nah you gotta share them with us because god damn those things hurt, actually NZ don't want 'em anymore!
DragonLadyE Peace lol, the most relentless grudge holding animal on the planet.
Magpies are indeed the Apex prick animal here.
Yes the most dangerous of them all
I live in Australia and have seen these creatures,eastern brown snake,tiger snake,red belly black snake,white tail spider,red back spider,fiddleback spider,wolf spider,blue ring octopus,stinging jellyfish,bronze whaler shark and many more,all dangerous all can ruin your day big time,but......I love it here!
Damn Australia You Scary
shankly1985 sub to me and I sub back
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shankly1985 yeah it is! Australia holds the record for the most living creatures that are dangerous to humans and other animals. I think.
u no it aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
Ford Percy YEAH BOIIIIII
picked out all my friend’s FAVOURITE animals! awesome video❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯🙏🔥🔥
Stingrays are kinda cute. I went to a campsite one time and everyone was patting it and it was swimming up to people and it was so cute.
Except that is what killed our icon - Steve Irwin
An American trying to do an Australian accent without even knowing what an Australian accent sounds like.. it sounds like on that Simpsons episode where Bart goes to Australia. Surprised there's no mention of "dollarydoos"
as a kid growing up in Australia I had jars of different spiders, huntsman eating hornets and bees. found a redback in a bunch of grapes I was eating from lol played with random snakes at creeks with long branches very stupid but fun and the thing that scares me in Australia is the magpie's you don't see coming to swoop on your head and leave a hole leaking blood as you fall to the ground swinging your arms to scare it away looking like a weirdo in the park. now that gave me nightmare after nightmare
R.I.P Steve irwin-the coolest guy ever
Yeah yes I loved Steve
looks like I'm bringing a mg42 to Australia.
Niggatello the 5th Ninja Turtle Comments like these start fights... I'd like to see you handle a couple hundred highly venomous spiders raining down on you.
Can't*
Can't take you seriously*
Va gina de ick
Yea, your right but those animals are quite uncommon to see, because most people live in cities.
Girrawaa
Jesus dude, only near death experiences I had was with a coyote and a rip current,
OMG worst attempt at Australian accent ever
Lmao 😂
So many Australian creatures have venom at this point that I'm surprised the Aussies themselves don't have any.
Then again, I've never been bitten by an Australian, so I can only assume
"Bees kill more than sharks!!!"
"What's next? Vending machines? Last time I checked they kill more than sharks
I remember something.... I'll tell ya a story . So , me and my family were takin a trip to port Douglas in Queensland . And we were staying at this resort , built on the coast. And guess what hangs around the coasts of far North Queensland ? Saltwater crocs... we thought we would go to the beach for a walk down the coast . We saw a sign saying "beware of saltwater crocodiles" we acknowledged it but kept walking. About 50 metres ahead was a croc laying down , just about to get up and walk towards the resort.
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!!
''His diet includes lizards, birds, the occasional kangaroo and small mammals, which would seem to include...babies. '' good one. lol.
Fruit Bats are Cute and Harmless, They help Us By Spreading Seeds from Fruit Trees,
7:08 is a red-bellied black snake, not a taipan. Red bellies are less toxic (although still extremely deadly without the right antivenom), but are more dangerous because they can be very aggressive (and I mean will chase and bite you). About 3 years ago I had one in my chook-run over 5 feet long and as thick as my wrist (I am a large man). Happily it fled the scene when it saw/felt my presence.
A relative of the red-belly killed a neighbour's Roman mastiff (80kg dog). The dog was found dead next to it's waterbowl in the laundry with a 15 cm (6 inch) black snake next to it bitten almost in half and also dead. The dog had only been left alone for a couple of hours and was still warm. Baby snakes (Strayan ones, anyway) have little or no control over their venom glands and never refrain from envenomating when they bite.
Guys pls stop discriminating australia. I live there and its not that bad. Its really pretty and i live a normal life there where i live. I have only seen bees and bats so far. I have seen the crocodiles but only in zoos. Im talking about seeing bees and bats not in captivity. Although admittedly in luna park a few days ago, i was there to see the theme park, not ride any rides and there were so many bees around the ferris wheel. I live somewhere in nsw, not gonna say where, and have only seen bees and bats like i said before. My point is, if you focus on the negative of australia, like all these dangerous animals, the country wont seem nice. But if you focus on good things like the beaches and the great barrier reef, its a beautiful country. There are some trees that bloom purple flowers (I think) when its near christmas, and on my old school grass, when its spring, small purple flowers grow. Im sure that there are many more wonderful things about australia that i can list, but it might just be too many. So pls stop saying ''oh no. So many bad things in australia, i wont ever go there!'' Because then you might never see the opera house or ride the many (like 4) amusement parks in the gold coast. (You can search the opera house on google but i mean in real life)
Catalina Candia
Lets travel to Australia to see the opera house and ride the rollercoaster, said noone ever!
Most Americans would jump at the chance to go to austrailia, we just say "We're not going there because X" to be sarcastic and joke. I for one would love to go there. And heck, you could easily make one of these lists about the United States. Have you seen some of the stuff that lives in our Swamps, Deserts and Oceans?
The great barrier reef is an area where you can find some of our deadly animals (sting ray, box jellyfish etc.)
Catalina Candia wow I know I am actually about to move to Queensland
Everywhere around the world, the Bats are almost blind and use echo location.
In Australia, the fukas CAN SEE YOU.
Ugh great now I can't catch a kangaskahn in Pokémon go since I'm so scared 🙁🔫
AK47 Kwon987 not as bad as you think it is. i live here so i know.
;)
AK47 Kwon987 I live in Australia and I've never seen anyone of these, apart from the red back spider
Mia K do you live in jail
you can still catch a kangaskahn.. download a fake GPS app.. turn your app settings to off on your phone and make the fake GPS app say you're in Australia..
my Co workers have done it and it works.. lol
You forgot to mention the animal that is responsible for the most human deaths down under. The Horse. No its not a typo, more people die from falling off / being kicked by this animal than anything scary on this list. Cool vid though.
what about mossies?
madcaesars You know the Mosquito kills way more right?
hahahahaha i live there
The Khaleesi sub to me I sub back
me to girl
The Khaleesi same
The Khaleesi a automatic badass.
The Khaleesi HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!!?
nice video m8 but im a little confused because of the title ?! xD
They make Australia seem so dangerous, but the majority of the bad stuff isn't found locally. Most of them you'd also have to interfere with directly, to be in any danger.
What about black widows ? And Sydney funnel web spiders? Just curious I’m deathly afraid of visiting Australia lol
Oh I see all of these in my backyard and toilet, I didn’t know these were venomous.
visit Australia it's not that bad 😏
Sassy i live here and its great!
Panther Lily Australia's the best aye I live up in northern Queensland wby
Sassy XD hey sassy you know where lez is
guts the demon slayer big lez show, Aussie RUclips cartoon
Sassy you are the biggest fuckin druggo
Three hearts? I can't believe I've never heard that before. Crikey Mate, stay away from that Sting Ray. Good video!
We all know Australia doesn’t even exist 🙄 Nice clickbait
You got me over here checking the side of my bed incase there's a jelly fish hiding 😅😅😅
even if these animals DO seem dangerous, I would love to go visit Australia sometime :D people say it is great
Yes but maybe people are the most dangerous animal there - There are some pretty scary people that live in Australia
Remember children, if you visit Australia always carry a flamethrower or RPG
Ugh, so many mispronounced words. It was almost painful to hear.
ya IKR e.g
He said *MAH-MALS*
when its pronounced MAAMMALS
Ladies: imagine being attacked by the "flying fox" @ 6:00
Dingo took muh baby
poeciloteria lol
Tell me why I’m watching this when I’m about to go to sleep
lol so many people in clown vids were saying come to australia and im just like yeah u gotta deal with our animals or insects
the chosen one kiyo yep
Panther Lily i luvvvvvvv ur prfile btw 😀😀
im a nature kinda guy who is friendly to all lives
went to oz for a year in 2000, never had so much fun .scuba diving on the biggest reef in the world,worked on a trawler fishing for prawns & a backpackers in cairns called south bank village .top destination!!!!!
LAST MOTHERFUCKERS! NOW WHAT!?
Flying foxes aren't scary at all. We have a few that roost in a tree in our backyard. Watching these large creatures soaring to and from the tree branches is awesome. Even young kids are fascinated by them. No one has expressed any sort of fear in relation to them. (Also we generally call them fruit bats).
I LIVE IN SYDNEY!!! WHY DID I WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!
Wolfgirlgameing I LIVE IN VICTORIA!!!! Hello
Langdon i kniw right like why why why does have to be in sydeny i live there ugggghhhhh
Langdon The Sydney Funnel Web is native to the environs of Sydney. Funnel Webs are Mygalomorphs and are actually found all over Australia. There is a species of Funnel Web that lives in alpine gum trees around Mt. Kosciuszko.
This takes “everything kills you in Australia” to another level
Tbh it's not very common to see any of these.
Nicholas Madden except the red back found one in my boots
I’ve probably only ever seen 2 red backs in my life
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I came for the thumbnail,
and so did you
OH FUCK I USED TO ALWAYS HOLD SOLDIER BEETLES IN LIKE YEAR 3 AND 4 MY FRIENDS USED TO COLLECT THEM AND PUT THEM ALL OVER THEIR ARMS AND STUFF
Kaykaiayita YT same my brothers and I used to play with them all the time I didn't even know they were harmful 😂
Kaykaiayita YT HECK YEA I USED TO HAVE JARS OF THEM AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP AND LET THEM FREE AND THEN BEING IN A CLOUD OF THEM😂😂😂😂😂
How did you get it to only 17 is my question
Still Safer than Britain 🇬🇧 based on what's happening over there.
does the Brisbane river go through Ipswich
man what the hell half this shizz is wrong come on and at least get an Australian to talk about it, God damn
6:00 CLOSE UR EYES KIDS WEVE BEEN FLASHED XD
my friend has a pet salt water crocodile and its never harmed me
Mandy Thomson not yet
lol
Mandy Thomson i have a pet lego and daamn they are very aggresive when threatened and also their bite hurts like a truck
Mandy Thomson how big is it?
I'm guessing your friends salt water crocodile was not 20+ foot long, weighed 2 tons and was hungry. LOL
8:00 The jellyfish has a grumpy old man face.
ya for Australia and for keeping wosses out lol aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi !
Michelle Lehmann STRAYA!!!
Michelle Lehmann only thing I'm scared of in Australia is your ugly ass face
Stonefish FTW!
Pain sequence =
1. Hand feels like its been belted with a sledge hammer
2. whole arm starts to feel like its on fire
3. Heart rate redlines
4. Dizzy kicks in
5. hallucinations kick in and feels like epic trip!
If i could work out how to bottle it, then overcome 1-4 it wouldn't be so bad!
Mate, don't talk about Australia when you aren't one!
Ashlea O'Connell true at least Australia doesn't have earthquakes tsunamis and tornadoes
Mr.random Randomness lol we have cyclones though
Mr.random Randomness We do have earthquakes but they are rare and you can barely notice them. We've also had a couple of tornados, but they've been so small that you could probably walk through them. No Tsunamis though, thankfully lol.
So I guess I can't talk about America, Britain, China, Korea, Japan, Russia, Germany, Alaska, Ireland, Scotland, Europe, India and indonesia etc since I'm Australian. Thanks for the advice :D
Mr.random Randomness Neither do half the word. It's just Japan and America.
Picture at 7:44 is a sand tiger or a gray nurse, not a bull shark.
Steve Irwin wasn't killed by a stingray he was killed by a manta ray
The Gaming Budgie i thought it was a crocodile
Panther Lily Nop a manta ray search it up
The Gaming Budgie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manta_ray
wtf i hope you trolling
mate your an idiot.
Fun Fact: The Sydney funnel web bites down with enough force to pierce the toenail of your big toe.
There are many more dangerous animals in Australia like The Magpie, Red Belly Black Snake, Cassowary, Death Adder, there's other sharks as well like great white and tiger sharks, lionfish, bluebottle and a lot more
Omfg! I love the way you say mammals..
Marmals... XD
"raining spiders"
my arachnophobic ass: *fuck me i'm out*
This list is INCOMPLETE
Tbh i've seen too many funnel web spiders to count, and frankly spiders really aren't that terrible unless they fall on you at 1am. The worst i deal with normally is a Huntsman spider (granted they are like the size of your palm) and frankly we just let them chill on the walls and 99% of the time give them names like darrel, steve or wane, we only remove them if they get too close for comfort by getting a container and a bit of paper and boom spider gone.
Yeah. You can’t be scared if they have a name. Even when they wake you at 3am by crawling across your face.
I worked on a banana, papaya farm for a year. The farmers domesticated several dingos and basically treated them as a normal farm dog. They sent them with us into the fields to kill rats etc
And this children, is why us Australians are freaking mortals. I mean we literally live in a death zone. For me, the death zone is the fridge because diabetes is waiting to infect me. Oh and also my bed, you never know when you can fall into the hands of sleep. Lol🤣
America and Russia: "We have lots of nuclear weapons."
Germany and Poland: "We have lots of angry drunks."
South Arabia and Syria: "We have lots of people who aren't scared of demons and hunt them."
Australia: *laughs in venomous animals*
1:24 a parasite is on the bee and is completely coming out
What are more aggressive in general crocodiles or alligators?
Jack Berczi idk throw a rock at them and see which one kills you quicker I'm guessing the crocodile
If the honey bee was brought to Australia from the United Kingdom in the 1800's then how did it go through such a rapid evolution in such a short time to be able to produce such a strong venom and become the deadliest honey bee?
The redback spider here in Aus are by far the most scary and feared here, they're everywhere too
I was bitten on the rear while in a worksite port a loo, I couldn't put a turniquet on it, and nobody offered to suck out the poison