Yandere Girl NEEDS to be Your Housewife! (Yandere Audio RP • F4A • Hyper AF • Hopelessly Obsessed)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

Комментарии • 265

  • @Le_Reinforcements_have_arrived
    @Le_Reinforcements_have_arrived 11 месяцев назад +154

    To quote Johnny Bravo, “Mama warned me about girls like you. I was hoping she was right!”.

    • @WhyTurquoise
      @WhyTurquoise 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

    • @S_047
      @S_047 10 дней назад +2

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 11 месяцев назад +102

    I have a weakness for awkward, dorky women.
    The fact that this one is a cute and wholesome yandere is a delightful addition.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +25

      Yay! Always good to know awkward, dorky girls are someone's Kryptonite. In like, a good way.

    • @burnslee1164
      @burnslee1164 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Ok, but now I'm realizing how funny this would be in the other way. Like, some maniacal villain is wreaking havoc, only for the hero to show up, and slowly unveil an awkward, dorky girl as the villain shields their eyes and slowly collapses to the ground in pain going "dorky... girls...".

    • @IamReallyHank
      @IamReallyHank 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@burnslee1164I'd pay to see that show

  • @Hevenlee
    @Hevenlee 11 месяцев назад +36

    "The answer will never be yes."
    I'll build your PC!
    " Alright, get in. "

  • @TheYounglingSlayer
    @TheYounglingSlayer 11 месяцев назад +204

    I talked it over with Padmé and she has been wanting someone to keep the house clean when we're out of town. But be warned if you try ANYTHING, Padmé will probably make you disappear, so you better be on your best behavior!

    • @Silverymoonsleeps
      @Silverymoonsleeps 11 месяцев назад +27

      Yandere Padmè, now there’s an idea 🤔

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +82

      👑 THE RETURN OF THE -KING- YOUNGLING SLAYER 👑

    • @alexanderthompson-xp8sw
      @alexanderthompson-xp8sw 11 месяцев назад +11

      Hows darth sideous man? Last time I saw him he was flinging senator pods at yoda. 🗿👍

    • @Drac0blade16
      @Drac0blade16 11 месяцев назад +3

      Wait, does this make V.V. that nurse from the Darth Vader comic?

    • @whatever_you_do_Mirage_no
      @whatever_you_do_Mirage_no 11 месяцев назад +2

      Anakin where have you been? It's been months since we've seen you!

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 11 месяцев назад +51

    "I love you more than my therapist understands" made me laugh, but the line the changed my mind and let you in was "I just want to be useful". Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +10

      Glad you enjoyed it! And thank you for your continued patronage on this channel! 💖

  • @M0DIDDLY
    @M0DIDDLY 11 месяцев назад +109

    "Fuck chickens"
    As someone with chickens, I concur, they are rather tasty

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +30

      Yay! Turns out I side with the experts! Or at least one of them.

    • @burnslee1164
      @burnslee1164 11 месяцев назад +8

      My favorite part was "It's TRUUUUUUE!"

  • @Bearsona
    @Bearsona 11 месяцев назад +29

    "I love you more than my therapist understands" made me laugh so hard!
    Fuck chickens!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +7

      Fuck chickens indeed! Menaces to society, the lot of 'em.

  • @Subjecttochannel
    @Subjecttochannel 11 месяцев назад +18

    "I can't do basic things when it's about me" she just like me frfr!

  • @KhanuHydra
    @KhanuHydra 11 месяцев назад +52

    What a delightful yandere ball of energy.

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 11 месяцев назад +87

    This audio was really sweet. Also they way you delivered "F*ck chickens" made me crack up. Fantastic work as always, Velvet!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +28

      Thank you! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ The chicken rant was an adlib; the red murder goggles is one of my favorite random animal facts!

    • @andrewmah2962
      @andrewmah2962 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudioWait, that's actually real?

  • @PeterJL
    @PeterJL 11 месяцев назад +19

    To be fair, she is trying really hard to not be as overwhelming as she wants to be, maybe give her a chance. Surely that won't be a bad decision. Now we also need a love raccoon audio and hearing Vanilla say 'F Chickens' made me laugh a lot longer than i thought i would.

  • @ricecakezop
    @ricecakezop 11 месяцев назад +11

    'Long time since you've seen ME at least!' Crimety, just like that I'm already laughing. Fantastic as always.

  • @erikohman2294
    @erikohman2294 11 месяцев назад +8

    When this channel adds *[Hyper AF]* Its no joke. That was 200% alright. I loved it.
    On a totally unrelated note I think Ill go rest my ears for a while.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +5

      If she were a car, she'd be in high gear...and the gear shift broke off.

    • @erikohman2294
      @erikohman2294 11 месяцев назад +1

      I did wonder if she actually could shut up or if that was just a noble intention.@@VanillaVelvetAudio

  • @elbigodon6387
    @elbigodon6387 11 месяцев назад +12

    Ahhh, one of Yan-con's classics. Always good to listen to it again, especially with your lovely voice!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +8

      Every Yan-con script is a classic! Truly, a giant among ASMR script writers. I'm always happy to perform one!

  • @ChaplainBald
    @ChaplainBald 11 месяцев назад +14

    A housewife? In this economy!? I am never gonna financially recover from this...

    • @lorelio93
      @lorelio93 7 месяцев назад +1

      With a wife like this, you don't even need money anymore...

  • @VoiceofJuany
    @VoiceofJuany 11 месяцев назад +8

    As a person who is sort of afraid of and for sure cannot stand chickens, I feel a connection with her

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +5

      It's good to have common interests!

    • @VoiceofJuany
      @VoiceofJuany 11 месяцев назад

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio fu@* chickens

  • @cynicalbuddha1660
    @cynicalbuddha1660 11 месяцев назад +9

    You had me at "murder chickens". Love it! Happy Valentine's!

  • @unfortunatepanda1827
    @unfortunatepanda1827 11 месяцев назад +9

    Was great Velvet, i felt like i was breathing FOR HER, just so she could keep talking.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +3

      Hahaha, this IS one of those audios where I cut out most of the breaths. Helps to make it sound extra hyper.

  • @Ilovewateriamwater
    @Ilovewateriamwater 10 месяцев назад +4

    I am legit in love with this charater

  • @cheeseknight9267
    @cheeseknight9267 11 месяцев назад +3

    6:08 "you're Yandere will make a FINE ADDITION to my collection, young skywalker"

  • @erickbenjamin6699
    @erickbenjamin6699 11 месяцев назад +2

    Ugh, I'm pathetic. I couldn't stop smiling with all the doting and cute little rants. I'm so emotionally starved!!!

  • @edmundolastra3279
    @edmundolastra3279 11 месяцев назад +1

    so many vel love bombs, I was not prepared for that
    Thanks so much for the audio. You did a fantastic job making it sound like this character was barely holding on to their composure. Bravo

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 11 месяцев назад

      Nigga you flexin the stickers 👻🗿👍🏼

  • @Skybaby79
    @Skybaby79 11 месяцев назад +1

    No one does the bubbly yandere quite like you.
    Another Banger. well done!

  • @yancon2862
    @yancon2862 11 месяцев назад +3

    It was very cute. The chicken rant adlib was really funny.

  • @Gaemr2137
    @Gaemr2137 11 месяцев назад +4

    I hope you have anime VA deals. And if u don't I hope someone will find you and give you an opportunity cuz damn you're better than like 90 percent of English VA's. You're my first asmr channel and only one. Tried others but your quality is just a different league entirely plus the voice. Oh my... Lord it's soothing...

  • @KairaFln
    @KairaFln 11 месяцев назад +7

    I've Heard this script b4 but it's nice listening same thing with diffirent variations

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm glad to hear that! I think every VA brings something special to each performance.

  • @zackihen4905
    @zackihen4905 11 месяцев назад +4

    Well she certainly seems able to do it all!
    She's perfect!
    Much love from UK Vel!
    😄💙

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +3

      Hopefully she actually has housewife skills and isn't just bluffing and planning to Wiki How everything, huh? That would be ha ha ah soooo awkward >.>
      Much love from my side of the pond, as always!

  • @XOTICXPATRIATE
    @XOTICXPATRIATE 11 месяцев назад +1

    I can truly appreciate someone who loves their craft and you my dear absolutely love what you do!

  • @RiderCruise
    @RiderCruise 11 месяцев назад +12

    A love crazy, Hyperactive, Yandere stalker wants to be my housewife? Sounds too good to be real...
    ...So do I sign here or?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +6

      Right on the dotted line!
      .................
      NOTE: We cannot be held liable for yandere related mishap or misadventure as a result of this contract, we encourage you to sign up for Yandere Insurance from a reputable vendor

    • @lorelio93
      @lorelio93 7 месяцев назад

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio I need one of those!!!
      *Sign the papers of subscribe for a Yandere.*

  • @MR_Angelgd
    @MR_Angelgd 11 месяцев назад +3

    Just by the title and thumbnail, I know this is gonna be one of my favorite audios❤

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      I hope so! It's a great classic script and I had a lot of fun with it. ^^

  • @Luigi_Obsidian13763
    @Luigi_Obsidian13763 11 месяцев назад +2

    oh my very hyper yandere but I don't mind
    Nice audio Vanilla and happy valentine's day

  • @Tom_Nu
    @Tom_Nu 11 месяцев назад +3

    Love your audios a bunch! Thanks a ton Vanilla

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Glad you like them! Thank you for being here to hear them!

  • @Zach-er1rm
    @Zach-er1rm 11 месяцев назад +2

    Knows murder-chicken facts, willing to cook and clean and is affectionate? Not seeing a downside! "I know ive got a problem😂."

  • @my_dad_came_back_with_milk
    @my_dad_came_back_with_milk 11 месяцев назад +4

    Her : fuck chicken
    Me listening to this while making a chicken sandwich
    Also her : do you want me to be a muscle moomy
    Me : no, i don't want to have a broken pelvis

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 11 месяцев назад +5

    That was both adorable and slightly concerning. Like seriously girl, let's take a moment and take some deep breaths.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      But if she breathes, how can she tell you how much she loves you?!

    • @primrosevale1995
      @primrosevale1995 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio If she doesn't breathe how I am going to say she can come in?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      ...YOU WIN THIS ROUND.

  • @cyberdragon3721
    @cyberdragon3721 11 месяцев назад +3

    When she said she wanted to be good at something i felt that she real af for that

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      It's true! It's so hard to admit that kind of vulnerability. We all yearn to be good at and good for something; so many people pretend otherwise.

  • @hello-ny5my
    @hello-ny5my 11 месяцев назад +3

    Another interesting but amazing video thank you.🙂🧡
    And for anyone else who needs it, remember your worth it and deserve happiness.
    Happy Valentine's Day.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you so much!
      And yes, every human is worthy of love and happiness, just by virtue of being human. Don't ever forget it.

  • @IZAAK-ZK
    @IZAAK-ZK 11 месяцев назад +1

    At least this one’s not trying to torture me. I can appreciate that at least.
    On another note, Vel nails the cutesy giggle EXTREMELY well. It’s insane, kinda like this yandere.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 11 месяцев назад +7

    "Well, your resumé is impressive and your qualifications are outstanding, but I do have just one question ... HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!"

  • @lordchip9967
    @lordchip9967 10 месяцев назад +3

    “Build a PC-“
    SOLD!

  • @thereapingsloth5665
    @thereapingsloth5665 11 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing as normal ❤ happy vday vel

  • @hyenalaughs
    @hyenalaughs 11 месяцев назад +1

    Please make this one a series its great

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 11 месяцев назад +1

    She knows my conditions: Bible study, theological research, soteriological and eschatological discussions. Every day.

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 11 месяцев назад +9

    I absolutely love her energy! She's the only yandere I'd allow into my house. This is also one of the few ASMR videos I've seen where the woman is an absolute bubbly ball of perkiness. Kudos!
    Also, I agree, fuck chickens! I cook them twice a week to prevent them from taking over the world! You're welcome humanity!

  • @Eurobeater99
    @Eurobeater99 11 месяцев назад +9

    When I come home from work tonight, it will be just the thing
    Thank you very much😄
    and happy Valentine's Day to all of you

    • @IamReallyHank
      @IamReallyHank 11 месяцев назад +1

      Happy Valentine's Day to you as well! I hope you're excited to come home to a yandere in your house

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      I hope it hits the spot!
      Happy Valentine's! 💖

    • @Eurobeater99
      @Eurobeater99 11 месяцев назад

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio it did hit the spot
      i was a little bit gloomy when i came home but this rp really brightend my mood again 😄

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks my nigga, Btw, W Rizz

  • @jamesgizasson
    @jamesgizasson 11 месяцев назад +1

    This character has 200% misfit kitsune energy; nobody can change my mind, and I love it! :3

  • @N3on320
    @N3on320 11 месяцев назад

    Been feeling extra lonely as of late, I really needed this, I've heard this script so many times but your rendition of it is perfect, thx Velvet 🥰

  • @ZayZenBlaze
    @ZayZenBlaze 11 месяцев назад

    I see the title and it has my attention. I read the description and my eyes with wide with anticipation. I listen and I can’t stop smiling! This feels like a combination of wholesome, funny, and a slight edge given she’s a Yandere who wants to be a housewife. I’d personally give it a chance, especially if it means I could learn from her in regards to cooking and I could teach her some things in return! A win-win!

  • @stopthink7202
    @stopthink7202 10 месяцев назад

    "I love you more than my therapist could ever understand! What a fantastic line. Loved that one. lol

  • @ALIV3LOX
    @ALIV3LOX 11 месяцев назад +3

    Looking at the tag "[Hyper AF]", I have a feeling that VV lost a lot of breaths while recording this audio xD
    Your work will be appreciated, as always o7

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      Accurate! My stamina has been a bit crappier since I had covid a few months ago, so this was a VERY intense performance!

  • @dustinalexander9801
    @dustinalexander9801 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hahaha, i love the dorky stuff you do. Again, you always are able to bring a smile to my face! Thanks for giving me (and many other people) something to listen to. You are great!
    P.S. fuck chickens! 😂

  • @burnslee1164
    @burnslee1164 11 месяцев назад

    Okay, the chicken rant made me fall in love with this character and now I'm very concerned we may never get a part II. Or III... Or 4...5...6...28...

  • @Amused_brain
    @Amused_brain 11 месяцев назад

    I'll deal with possible boundary issues to be safe from murder chickens. Well done and Happy Valentines Day!

  • @archon7105
    @archon7105 11 месяцев назад +4

    The character reminds me of Stardew and it’s just making me think of stardew

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos 11 месяцев назад +8

    I mean, if the trade off to losing points in sanity means bonus points in devotion, adoration, and home making skills, that sounds like a win.

  • @zachkrichau764
    @zachkrichau764 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your audios are always fantastic

  • @greenonedragon7356
    @greenonedragon7356 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you this was fantastic & fun voice acting!

  • @moonshadowspecter644
    @moonshadowspecter644 11 месяцев назад +2

    Just entered into the video, gotta say, this girl must’ve eaten 3 bags of straight sugar each day.

    • @moonshadowspecter644
      @moonshadowspecter644 11 месяцев назад +2

      Overall, amazing video.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      I'm actually not allowed to have sugar so I've had to switch to cocaine.
      (Kidding! Mostly.)

    • @moonshadowspecter644
      @moonshadowspecter644 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio remind me never to invite to a party, LOL. (Jk, I’m sure you be great at parties)

  • @daltonwilson5124
    @daltonwilson5124 11 месяцев назад +1

    If I was in that situation and just to say this sarcastically, I would be saying this in my head " there goes my wallet"

  • @CaliburnVT
    @CaliburnVT 11 месяцев назад +6

    Oops, I missed the premiere! Sorries! This is a great video though. Happy Valentine's Day!

  • @Unknown-shayXzay
    @Unknown-shayXzay 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yk while hearing the fuck chickens part I fell in love😭

  • @ya_fan
    @ya_fan 10 месяцев назад

    This is what happens when a yandere falls into the fluffy side of the force. And I love it. ^^

  • @thegentlemen6729
    @thegentlemen6729 11 месяцев назад +3

    You had me yandere stalker need i say more

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      It's definitely a great combo, if you're into that sorta thing!

  • @trla6505
    @trla6505 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yanderes that are kinda delulu but still a sweet heart is what I adore on yanderes happy V

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Then you're in luck! There are a lot of those on this channel.
      Happy Valentine's!

  • @TheChestnutBowl
    @TheChestnutBowl 11 месяцев назад

    Can't decide if I should be flattered or if I should call for help. Perfect!

  • @Chicken_Godd
    @Chicken_Godd 11 месяцев назад +2

    You tried to play nice Everybody just took advantage You left your fridge open Somebody just took a sandwich

  • @finnishthefinnish415
    @finnishthefinnish415 11 месяцев назад +1

    Funny enough I did know about the chickens with glasses that are cooler than mine. Damn stylish birds..

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 11 месяцев назад +3

    Neko has an offer. Why be a housewife when you can be a mother?

  • @Quittestio
    @Quittestio 11 месяцев назад

    Love the energy

  • @thebreadbaron2027
    @thebreadbaron2027 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love her

  • @grinninggamer1223
    @grinninggamer1223 11 месяцев назад +3

    Now this^. This is that GOOD shit

  • @teyanuputorti7927
    @teyanuputorti7927 11 месяцев назад

    great character can wait for more audios Velvet

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 11 месяцев назад +10

    This is where the fun begins 🐦
    Happy Valentine's Day everyone 💗

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.
      Happy Valentine's!

  • @S_047
    @S_047 10 дней назад

    Against my better judgement .... Im going to accept. (God im lonely)
    . . And that cuddle buddy sounds extra nice

  • @Goku_Black74
    @Goku_Black74 11 месяцев назад

    I've been trying to get a house wife to do the chores, Zamasu doesn't clean up after himself.

  • @unamuseddeathgod5128
    @unamuseddeathgod5128 7 месяцев назад +1

    ...anyone else watched that really unhinged looney tunes show? this feels like lola bunny

  • @loganjustlogan8367
    @loganjustlogan8367 11 месяцев назад

    I felt the first doorbell like a pulse from within my skull.

  • @aidangm7419
    @aidangm7419 11 месяцев назад

    2:29 Uncle Dan moment

  • @DragonPrincess69
    @DragonPrincess69 11 месяцев назад +1

    Okay, fine … but stay away from the caffeine … I don’t need a hyper Yandere wife

  • @kahnwae6324
    @kahnwae6324 11 месяцев назад +1

    Idk if the thumbnail art is you or someone else but that style is adorable

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      It's a stock artist. I've used this artist a few times, actually!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 11 месяцев назад +1

    Velvet you're a very cute drill. Also you sound very proud of your drill sound.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      I am! It took way too long to get it right. I kept accidentally purring...

    • @anomanderrake654
      @anomanderrake654 11 месяцев назад

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio you're my favorite drill 10/10. Seriously, I love how excited and passionate you are about your videos. You're amazing!

  • @deanwinchester7179
    @deanwinchester7179 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's an older script but it still checks out :)

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Yay! The classics never really die. They just get wait to be reanimated.

  • @RavenMMori
    @RavenMMori 11 месяцев назад +3

    And I NEED a housewife, seems like we have ourselves a deal.
    Happy valentine's day ❤

  • @t-r-e-x452
    @t-r-e-x452 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for this, VV.

  • @blankiecat9302
    @blankiecat9302 11 месяцев назад +1

    I think my love box was broken I just want to say I love you back so much during this

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like it's working perfectly fine to me! Some people really dig the needy hyper girls, and they need love too.

  • @radicalthestral8210
    @radicalthestral8210 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:31-3:51 That was educational.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta sneak some educational content in there occasionally, for balance. Can't be nothing but bad puns all the time!

  • @hallohaun4097
    @hallohaun4097 10 месяцев назад

    You wouldn't be able to go through my window since it's boarded up, and my main door is heavily barricaded, so unless you're a ghost, ain't no one getting in.
    Also, I said "Jesus Christ" so much throughout this whole video, he replied with "what the fuck do you want?"..

  • @alexgids
    @alexgids 11 месяцев назад +2

    I don't trust that you will be able to respect my boundaries in the slightest. Please come on in.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      That comment should be printed on Valentine cards for yanderes, honestly...

  • @StingofTruth
    @StingofTruth 11 месяцев назад

    A wild chicken is called a "guinea". They're really good!!!!! Way better than farm raised or store bought.

  • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
    @BanishedSilentShadow3318 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Fuck chickens! I'm getting off track enough about the chickens"
    Me: "no no I'm actually curious about it now.. have you heard a chicken named Pablo?"

  • @gandpork
    @gandpork 11 месяцев назад +2

    The human incarnation of adhd

  • @davidmartin5696
    @davidmartin5696 7 месяцев назад

    She's crazy but god I can't help but love her.

  • @nopenopenope5162
    @nopenopenope5162 11 месяцев назад

    Yknow what, at this point, as long as she likes me for me, thats already surpassed expectations.

  • @silver_n_gold5
    @silver_n_gold5 11 месяцев назад +2

    How have you not done a Entrapta ASMR? And if you have how have I not found it? I can literally hear bits of her voice in all your vids. You’d be perfect for it.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +2

      I haven't done an Entrapta (I shy away from doing things in copyright universes, generally!) but you can hear an eerily similar (wink wink) character over here, if you like! ruclips.net/video/3AfpNUhUEJg/видео.html

  • @copperqwaser2468
    @copperqwaser2468 11 месяцев назад

    Great video

  • @Allstarsdev
    @Allstarsdev 11 месяцев назад

    I searched up the chicken part and found it interesting that it's true.

  • @cynicalbuddha1660
    @cynicalbuddha1660 Месяц назад

    Chicken is lovely. You're psychologically disturbed and amazing! I called the cops! 😊

  • @ArceusZer035
    @ArceusZer035 11 месяцев назад +1

    💚💘Doesn't hurt to have an extra hand around the place, plus cuddle buddy hard to say no to that offer. Happy Valentine's day, Velvet💚

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 месяцев назад +1

      So true! And happy (very belated!) Valentine's to you, too!

  • @Maniacally_AMP
    @Maniacally_AMP 11 месяцев назад

    my friend tried actually putting me on Tren when he told me to drink a strawberry smoothie (I LOVE STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIES) and i told him no, cause of the way he yelled at me to drink it soo.💀💀💀

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman 11 месяцев назад

    If my dog likes you then you can stay. Plus you sound kind of fun. Wonderful audio