@@danibiyarslanov bruh how did i not outrun it then? My speed was so bad that i couldn't be able run from it and simply died because ho ho I'm a laser from the sky that will keep inside of you before you can even start to run hoh
@@KamiKazii He picked up Missing No., an item that rerolls passives and stats every new floor. When he used the dice room to reset the floor, his items were all randomized. Tainted Esau is likely programmed as an invisible passive item, so Missing No. randomized him out of Matt's items.
@@friendlybendy2070 yeah i completely agree, beign lost even without mantle is way safer than beign chased by a fucker which cannot die for amy reason whatsoever
@@tylerquinn7696 To cheese J&E you'd need T.Cain Then Craft Lazarus' Rags before using/after crafting Clicker Craft Schoolbag, Brimstone, The D6, Revelation, Twisted Pair, Incubus and Box of Friends Craft a shit ton of junk (but not garbage) items so you can clicker them away Die Become Lazarus Risen Clicker into J&E Win
*2:08** LMFAO, I HAD INSANE LAUGH AT THIS😂😂😂* - yes sure fck it why not - This is the one I've seen last the longest - OMG - Its lasting so long - GO AWAY! [goes to error room instead] - WHAT DA F*CK?! *- I DIEEED*
Sup guys, here is a sudden list of VERY funny noises by Matt, with the help of the mic :D 0:25 - one of many, many skill issues by random drop & Esau 0:34 - double hit 1:01 - Esau jumpscare 1:14 - the perfect murder by poop, lmao 1:28 - Esau rigging the game earlier than Matt, wth 1:37 - the least nervous lazymattman video (he had to play T Jacob) 3:34 - compilation of deaths №1 (3:40 - special mention) 8:04 - Matt is German, confirmed 8:12 - An Item 9:38 - Lamb is ded 12:54 - oh yeah
Extra noises: 1:42 - died of laughing, always imagining this phrase whenever I get Krampus instead of Devil Deal lol 1:48 - Matt when Krampus stole his Devil Deal/Boss Rush
i dont have repentance yet and im literally so unexcited for this character, love the vid!! : D was cheering like a mad man when you killed the lamb LOL
Man I really hope you continue making videos, from someone who’s going through some rough times, the Cain video made me cackle like I hadn’t in months. Keep up the great work and hope I see more if you 👍
I got you dude, I saw someone post a tainted blue baby challenge run with no items trying to kill boss rush and the beast, gonna try and stream it soon and edit it down for youtube, sure I can manage it in a day. Hope ur doin ok ❤️
just something to note about dark esau, he would never chase u close enough to actually touch you, he would most likely get very close and do a charge attack, not full on take a bite out of u so u lose your body, this is a useful tactic for taking out most enemies rather than letting him just charge around, but he does contact damage so be wary
Your videos are so good and high quality! I love them so much man, I hope you make it big because you deserve it! I'm so happy I found you through the dead God video because this is pure gold
These comments keep me going, I’m gonna stream tonight and edit something down, that way you guys have a steadier stream of content. Thx for the support :)
@@lazymattman I'm looking forward to it! I'm not sure if I'll be able to catch the stream but I'll watch the vod or something idk lol Hope you have fun on your stream :D
10:01 I was playing 2 player Isaac when this happened and after we killed Esau, it fixed itself and spawned the other bosses again. I genuinely thought that Mega Satan summons Esau as one of the bosses you had to kill to proceed.
Finished watching this for the third time. I’ve got Repentance and I don’t like it due to the bugs (ie “The Tainted Jacob Mega Satan Incident”), but you make me keep coming back. Good vid.
Literally was on the edge of my seat the whole time holy shit The more footage I see of Tainted Jacob the more I accept I simply will never 100% this game lol - Not that I ever really intended to, since I pretty much only play Isaac and Azazel, but
Great video! Also Tainted Jacob is stress simulator: the character. Also also thanks for reminding me that I once got brimstone from fighting the fallen. The brim saved that run, I ended up killing hush, mega satan, and delirium all in the same run as well as doing boss rush on top of that. I literally had enough damage to almost one shot half the bosses (not hush or the other big "end games" tho) it was a nutty run and it helped me not only unlock the alt paths but also get some unlocks for Azazel. c: I'm just missing the witness/mom fight and I wanna say dogma/the beast fight. I can't wait to see more of your videos I found this to be quite funny c:
9:55 if your wondering what that "game bug" was, it was when dark esau spawned, the game made it so he was a mini boss, therefore if he didn't kill dark esau the game wouldn't continue until he killed him, that's why he was the lost when he retried, there's your crappy explanation.
It’s actually pretty cool because you can literally use him to attack enemies for you, chain him, walk infront of bosses/enemies release chain and walk away
I dont have them unlocked, but I adore tainted Jacob and Esau. Theyre some of my favorite characters to watch people play as. Maybe its just me, because my favorite character to play is The Forgotten.
Hi Matt:) I love your content. So much that im rewatching your older videos. I hope you see this. I know im just a random person but im proud of how far along you've came. Congrats on almost 300k subs:)
As a person who has completed everything with tainted Jacob I can say this is an accurate summary of what this character is like. He is one of the most stressful characters in this game.
You too! Im about to stream and edit something down rn! Hope u enjoy the next vid, gonna try a whole run through of the game and bosses with tainted cain!!
Not using the Anima Sola to chain down bosses in the first 1/4 of the video while Dark Esau was dead hurt my soul. Great video and great comedy though!
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That cursed eye curse of the tower item room might actually be one of the worst item rooms in existence
i’d rather get the room that has no item and just a poop
But both are good items
Its insane how you actually used skill to dodge delirium's attacks
I was expecting a telefrag ngl
Its insane how you actually used delirium to dodge delirium's attacks
@Someone Else I guess you don't count teleporting directly on top of the player an attack
The rabat is the best etg character
@The Girl Who Asked doesn't stop him
"I don't have speed dude"
-man who is currently holding an active item which gives him speed while in use
My thoughts exactly
That attack is scaled with the player speed so it wasnt a problem anyway
@@danibiyarslanov it is not, talking about experience
@@guaxinimdomato5825 just checked the wiki yep,they are always possible to outrun
@@danibiyarslanov bruh how did i not outrun it then? My speed was so bad that i couldn't be able run from it and simply died because ho ho I'm a laser from the sky that will keep inside of you before you can even start to run hoh
9:04 the soul moment
i was considering making a quick meme to point it out but figured id leave it to keen eyes like urs and others :)
@@lazymattman common matt W
"Why hasn't Esau spawned yet?"
*Realisation hits.*
I don't get it
@@KamiKazii He picked up Missing No., an item that rerolls passives and stats every new floor. When he used the dice room to reset the floor, his items were all randomized. Tainted Esau is likely programmed as an invisible passive item, so Missing No. randomized him out of Matt's items.
"I am terrified of playing this character"
*procceds to play this character with 4 friends*
The pain makes me stronger
@@lazymattman at least be happy that u did it where dark esau can be damaged, now with the v1.7.5 update he's a nightmare
@Scrotie McBoogerballs why?
@Scrotie McBoogerballs ooh okay.
Thank you for telling me
@@friendlybendy2070 yeah i completely agree, beign lost even without mantle is way safer than beign chased by a fucker which cannot die for amy reason whatsoever
The only way to win T.Jacob is trough Guppy's 9 Lives
or bugs
Tainted Cain*
@@5uperM I'ma do tainted Jacob legit.
The only character I'm not doing legit I'd Jacob and Esau
@@tylerquinn7696 To cheese J&E you'd need T.Cain
Then
Craft Lazarus' Rags before using/after crafting Clicker
Craft Schoolbag, Brimstone, The D6, Revelation, Twisted Pair, Incubus and Box of Friends
Craft a shit ton of junk (but not garbage) items so you can clicker them away
Die
Become Lazarus Risen
Clicker into J&E
Win
Or by rerolling Esau
1:13 I felt that one... Rip in rest, my mans
i feel like you dont know what rip means
Your isaac content is so high quality but your so underrated and deserve more subs for the quality of these vids
Yea
Thanks for the tip, now to binge
He created only 3 isaac videos
@@Gans848 well then I'm gonna have to wait until they make more, huh?
@@racheltiffany9892 you can't say that he he make good isaac videos if he created only 3 of them
*2:08** LMFAO, I HAD INSANE LAUGH AT THIS😂😂😂*
- yes sure fck it why not
- This is the one I've seen last the longest
- OMG
- Its lasting so long
- GO AWAY!
[goes to error room instead]
- WHAT DA F*CK?!
*- I DIEEED*
Rewatching tainted jacob.exe before the second one comes out, I can proudly say that screaming matt is way funnier than silent matt
Matt in normal video:😂😊😅
Tainted jacob exe:👹💀🏴☠️
Sup guys, here is a sudden list of VERY funny noises by Matt, with the help of the mic :D
0:25 - one of many, many skill issues by random drop & Esau
0:34 - double hit
1:01 - Esau jumpscare
1:14 - the perfect murder by poop, lmao
1:28 - Esau rigging the game earlier than Matt, wth
1:37 - the least nervous lazymattman video (he had to play T Jacob)
3:34 - compilation of deaths №1 (3:40 - special mention)
8:04 - Matt is German, confirmed
8:12 - An Item
9:38 - Lamb is ded
12:54 - oh yeah
Extra noises:
1:42 - died of laughing, always imagining this phrase whenever I get Krampus instead of Devil Deal lol
1:48 - Matt when Krampus stole his Devil Deal/Boss Rush
11:01 Ngl that part was so much better than the whimpering videos I have on my fyp on tiktok
1:45 It always happens. Krampus knows.
i dont have repentance yet and im literally so unexcited for this character, love the vid!! : D was cheering like a mad man when you killed the lamb LOL
thanks for the support! ill be cranking out shorter videos soon so i can get more content to you guys. ❤️
@@lazymattman If you didn't know pressing Anima Sola again when you chained Esau will release him and make him charge towards you, good for dmg.
Clog spinning along with the song at 0:28 goes so perfectly.
What names of this music?
@@well1999 Coconut Mall (Mario Kart Wii)
THE CUT OFF SCREAMS HAVE ME ASCENDING OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY
1:13 goddamn it XDDDD i laughed so hard with that
"I got a 0.02 speed up"
"wow we're really booking it now"
Tainted Jacob really is the biggest middle finger Edmund gave us in the last DLC for the game
Imagine getting the holy mantle with this character
You can straight up just turn the play through into a lost run lmao
4:39 Rare moment where missing no actually beong useful
Hilarious video!!
I'm glad the recommendation gods decided to send me your way
You guys are the best! I’m thankful you enjoyed it, more to come!
Man I really hope you continue making videos, from someone who’s going through some rough times, the Cain video made me cackle like I hadn’t in months. Keep up the great work and hope I see more if you 👍
I got you dude, I saw someone post a tainted blue baby challenge run with no items trying to kill boss rush and the beast, gonna try and stream it soon and edit it down for youtube, sure I can manage it in a day. Hope ur doin ok ❤️
9:58 the wave didn't end because it counted dark esau as part of the wave that's why at 10:24 , it went to the next wave
The screams were so fucking perfect oh my god
Hush’s lazer speed in repentance matches with your current speed
It always did
You can dodge it with 0.10 speed in Afterbirth. It always scaled with your speed
just something to note about dark esau, he would never chase u close enough to actually touch you, he would most likely get very close and do a charge attack, not full on take a bite out of u so u lose your body, this is a useful tactic for taking out most enemies rather than letting him just charge around, but he does contact damage so be wary
Your videos are so good and high quality! I love them so much man, I hope you make it big because you deserve it! I'm so happy I found you through the dead God video because this is pure gold
These comments keep me going, I’m gonna stream tonight and edit something down, that way you guys have a steadier stream of content. Thx for the support :)
@@lazymattman I'm looking forward to it! I'm not sure if I'll be able to catch the stream but I'll watch the vod or something idk lol
Hope you have fun on your stream :D
10:01 I was playing 2 player Isaac when this happened and after we killed Esau, it fixed itself and spawned the other bosses again. I genuinely thought that Mega Satan summons Esau as one of the bosses you had to kill to proceed.
Young man Matt sounds so different, it really through me off for a sec.
Finished watching this for the third time. I’ve got Repentance and I don’t like it due to the bugs (ie “The Tainted Jacob Mega Satan Incident”), but you make me keep coming back. Good vid.
The Binding of Isaac: Hey we added 69 whole new achievements!!
Lazy Matt man: *(quietly) dont*
Literally was on the edge of my seat the whole time holy shit
The more footage I see of Tainted Jacob the more I accept I simply will never 100% this game lol - Not that I ever really intended to, since I pretty much only play Isaac and Azazel, but
1:42 Crab this biscuit, you gonna make me lose the devil deal (Boss Rush*) LET ME OUTTT... (time exceed the limit) OOAAAAAA
Great video! Also Tainted Jacob is stress simulator: the character. Also also thanks for reminding me that I once got brimstone from fighting the fallen. The brim saved that run, I ended up killing hush, mega satan, and delirium all in the same run as well as doing boss rush on top of that. I literally had enough damage to almost one shot half the bosses (not hush or the other big "end games" tho) it was a nutty run and it helped me not only unlock the alt paths but also get some unlocks for Azazel. c: I'm just missing the witness/mom fight and I wanna say dogma/the beast fight. I can't wait to see more of your videos I found this to be quite funny c:
10:11 damn issacs dad can sing
Super exited for round two. Most of these exploits are gone but you are much better at the game nowadays.
"Oh My god, Cursed eye... If he- *Grabs Curse of the Tower* AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF??"
That Got me XD 1:00
5:37 It’s speed is proportional to yours. They’ll never outspeed you.
Probably one of the best tboi channels I've found so far. Top tier content all across the board my guy, keep it up
Tainted Jacob then: EFF YOU, the character
Tainted Jacob after the "fix" to Esau: YOU SHOULD COMMIT TOASTER BATHTUB, NOW
the entire video sounds like a sweaty gamer and for good reason
When Krampus makes you 0.00000001 seconds late for boss rush...
So relatable
9:55 if your wondering what that "game bug" was, it was when dark esau spawned, the game made it so he was a mini boss, therefore if he didn't kill dark esau the game wouldn't continue until he killed him, that's why he was the lost when he retried, there's your crappy explanation.
11:05 it's the fact that i wasn't expecting it, that made it so much better 😳
"I don't have speed"
meanwhile spin to win
when matt said "ooOOOÓÔŌŐŒƏÞÆÃÄÅÁAĄĂÂAAĤHH" i felt that
>"Godhead!"
>eucharist
>*faintly* "eUcharIst..."
i thought this was gonna be a silly shitpost but nahh
it was 15 minutes of suffering! loving the content my dude
the stressed clacking on the keyboard with loud breathing is basically asmr haha
1:14 Jacob gets merkd by D. E-Saw and then actually murked by a red poo-poo
Imagine actually being good at the game/ having the patience to play T.Jacob
Couldn't be me
1:46 LET ME OUT! *Gets submerged into sulphuric acid.*
It’s actually pretty cool because you can literally use him to attack enemies for you, chain him, walk infront of bosses/enemies release chain and walk away
I dont have them unlocked, but I adore tainted Jacob and Esau. Theyre some of my favorite characters to watch people play as. Maybe its just me, because my favorite character to play is The Forgotten.
Hi Matt:)
I love your content. So much that im rewatching your older videos. I hope you see this. I know im just a random person but im proud of how far along you've came. Congrats on almost 300k subs:)
The anxiety watching this man. Good work making it through all that
Bro was trained by the finest Touhou players to dodge those shots
I'm literally watching this for the 4th time.
still not enough. masterpiece.
"greed was boring" xD
Nice way of saying that you cheesed it.
Damn, this video was really well made and entertaining, hope to see you get more popular!
Esau: You just got COCONUT MAULED
Tainted Jacob is my favorite character tbh. I hope I can win a run with him someday tho
0:00 "the legendary moment begins"
Многие считают, что для этого формата голос лишний, но мне ты доказал обратное. Люблю твои крики и стоны чистой агонии 🥰
Afterbirth+ Players: *This game is too easy* (excluding Delirium)
Tainted Jacob: *Hold my Esau*
As a person who has completed everything with tainted Jacob I can say this is an accurate summary of what this character is like. He is one of the most stressful characters in this game.
this is honestly such a good video because the humor is just you suffering. no wonder its your most popular video
T Jacob: portable mom ghost/demon
bro my name is jacob and the end where you said fuck you jacob sounded personalized towards me lol
"The mission...the nightmares... they're finally...over..."
- Mattman, approximately five nanoseconds after completing the final mark
you're the most dedicated person I've ever watched
The Esau comin', and he don't stop comin', and he don't stop comin', and he don't stop comin'....
Literally the content i love seeing please make more :)
I really love all of ur content man! Keep up the great work and have a nice day!
You too! Im about to stream and edit something down rn! Hope u enjoy the next vid, gonna try a whole run through of the game and bosses with tainted cain!!
@@lazymattman Nice I can’t wait! >:D
this might be my fav isaac video
wait till you see what else i come up with ;)
can we just appreciate matt's skills on dodging bullets and attacks
I like hearing how mattman is in stress and pain 🙂
the humble beginnings of a legend.
Not using the Anima Sola to chain down bosses in the first 1/4 of the video while Dark Esau was dead hurt my soul. Great video and great comedy though!
that thumbnail is *chef's kiss*
I fear no man.But that “thing”,it scares me
2:01 "twisted pair" How very ironic.
1:00 the worst treasure room I have ever seen holy crap🤣
Dude got tmtrainer from Missing no. Im dying
jesus man. this video was anxiety. also you are a god at isaac. i could never do this man. pls keep making these banger vids man
I'm surprised Greedier was boring for you, it was pure agony for me
The missions the nightmare they're finally over
Funny 😂 who forget you got wrong character
Wow you got me 0:19
Pre Deserter and Revenant was an anxiety expirience
TJacob is proof that Ed still has not forgiven the TBOI Fandom for the 109 datamine
You get me a lot of laughs, thanks for this vid, a new suscriber for u. uvu
top 10 torture methods
11:51 *_telefrag flashbacks intensify_*
Matt; yes finally i did it
game: well now do it 2 more times
that deserves a sub from me. that must have been painful to go through
Hush lasers actually scale with speed so you can always dodge them