I understood all bar the one about fruit flies. Gutted about it. And a little joke. Someone was trying to find a home for a dog. Among others, the advert said: eats everything, loves children
A dog dies in a bar brawl protecting his owner and a thug chops his tail off and he dies due to massive blood loss. He goes up to the Pearly Gates but St Peter (fluent in dog language) tells the dog he will need to recover the spirit of his tail before he can enter. The dog goes back at midnight as a visible ghost able to speak human, and asks the bar landlord if he can have his tail back so he can get the tails spirit. The landlord says "You will have to comeback after 11 am in morning when we reopen. The dog asks why The landlord says "We are not allowed to retail spirits after midnight".
You simply have to see the incredible spectacle of April Starlink satellites in action - everyone is invited to witness this awe-inspiring event! I'm the one who pays for the flights!😂😂😂
I am quite surprised about myself. Got them all - although english is my 4th language. Swiss german is my mother-tongue, then high german and french at school and english only by travelling the world and "learning by doing" . 😊
The one that circulates around internet I've heard: "There's something wrong with my brain. On the left, there's nothing right and on the right there's nothing left" 😅
Greetings from southern Germany: The other day, I opened the door to two policemen who told me “we’ve had reports from your neighbours that your dog was chasing a kid on a bike.” I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”
@marier9113 The joke is a pun. “stationery” (paper supplies) and “stationary” (not moving) sound exactly the same. So the sentence is funny because it says the stationery store moved, even though something “stationary” shouldn’t move. I hope that helped!
I saw this for real: in about 2008, I saw a notice taped to the door of a storeroom after a reorganisation at work: "The stationary cupboard has moved." I should have added "Czech spelling?", but didn't think of it until now.
Not really a pun but striking: The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between a lightning and a lightning bug -- Mark Twain
This is true: I'm Argentinian. Once I was in USA, and a friend asked: Are there lots of jews in Argentina? I answered: Of course! We have apple juice, orange juice, lemon juice...
Creo eso es más cuando hablas español y escuchas y es difícil pronunciar Cuando eres bilingüe sabes diferenciar I would never assume juice & jew sound the same My Spanish speaking old aunt used to have a hard time saying “sheet” and used to say shit instead We used to laugh
@RebecaComeWhatMayYes, it is! Even though there's a small difference in pronunciation of "ate" and "eight", AFAICT as a nonnative speaker. The latter he as a more open "e", am I right? Thanks, and Merry Christmas, Peter.
@Chris.R.: So you don’t know the meaning of “remember”😮. In order to remember one needs a memory, a short (working) and a long memory, an ability of the mind to retain memories, in short one needs a mind, or at least a brain (in case of animals). Does your “it” have a brain?😅 In contrast, “it reminds (me) of smth” means that something else is similar to the thing in question, it brings the memories of something else. I hope I clarified the contrast between “to remember” and “to remind sb of smth/sb” sufficiently. If not, just get a dictionary and check it out yourself. You better!
Got 16 out of 16. These were really easy to get. But true. When I'm reading or speaking English I just do, I don't think German and translate while speaking and I don't translate to German while reading.
My favourites in the comments: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I'm on a low carb diet. When I feel low, I eat carbs.
I'm Spanish and l enjoyed and understood all of them (only the banana's flies took me a little while) and also the ones in the comments, l lived in England for nearly 7 years working in hospitals so l was able to learn to listen real British speakers, l never went to a school but learnt from reading books and listening to people, I'm very proud of myself! 😁🥰🥰
Same here! I am a German midwife, who worked for almost 10 years in Ireland. It took me a moment to understand the joke with the fruit flies, but I got the rest instantly 😅🎉
Soy francés y aprendí el español en la mesa y en la cama... Sedujé mi madrileña inocentemente diciéndole que tenía gambas muy bonitas, recordando un viaje a Italia. Aún se rie ella del chiste involuntario...
I still can remember the first time I got a pun in an English RUclips video. And that it was indeed a big step. Thanks @scholagladiatoria you teached me more than 4 years of English classes in Austria.
i have zero problem understanding english, with different slangs and accents, but speaking english is another beast in itself, my mouth just isnt used to that
That was the joke, yes! 👍 But what Roy missed, that it could also be construed as meaning "standing out"... in his (empty?) field. So being the only (or firstly) visible object, or at least towering over everything in said field! Fyi, I'm Dutch and English is my third language! (Second is Frisian, there's also German and a little bit of French... une petite peut! 😂)
I am from The Netherlands and did understand them all! 😀😃 I heard this long a go: “ Never be hungry in the dessert because there is always sand wich you can eat!”.
Yay - as a German I got most of them. But I'm well trained by a friend who loves these 😅 I just kept some dialogue memes, which really made me laugh - guess you might love them: - What's upstairs? - Unfortunately the stairs don't talk. - Do you have any books on turtles? - Hard back? - Yes, with little heads. - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? - Polish? - Sorry sir, Jak myslisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak blyszczace? - I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. - I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time. - Oh No! our neighbour died! - Who, Ray? - I don't think cheering is appropriate! - Can you perform under pressure? - No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
got them all & am very happy 😊never lived in the U.K. but my high school English teacher was from there ,& had worked with people from the U.K.. this clip made my day, thanks a lot ❤😊
One of my favourite puns is from Groucho Marx, talking to attractive women: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" 😂Naughty guy! 😅
Standing in the park, wondering: Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me! (Stewart Francis) Cheers from Germany, got all the jokes immediately. 😄
Hello Roy, I am French and I love English... I have studied it all my life. I am proud and pleased to tell you that I understood 90% of your puns... I love your accent too. Chantal de Nice
Why do ants never go into churches? Because they're insects. Edit: I'm obviously fluent in understanding, didn't miss a single joke. If only I was in talking as well... but that's in German (which I am) not too much better. Therefore I AM fluent. 🤣
@TheLegendaryDoc Doch, heißt es. Zwar in einem anderen Bezug, eher als innerkirchliche Abspaltung einer Gruppe (z.B. "Christian sect", aber das Wort gibt es. Die modernen Sekten heißen "Cults", das weiß ich. Dennoch sollte der Witz verständlich sein.
I can feel ya 😂 Same here. I always get the jokes, not only the ones here and reading and writing is as easy as my first language. Only speaking is a problem and always was 😢 It was better after a longer stay in the US and I always had an American accent, but now it's quite terrible.
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I understood all bar the one about fruit flies. Gutted about it. And a little joke. Someone was trying to find a home for a dog. Among others, the advert said: eats everything, loves children
Can’t thank you enough 🙏👍🌹🌹🌹
Seven days without water makes one weak
I just couldn't stop laughing out loud! The only one I didn't get was due to my sheer ignorance about types of dogs!
A ghost went to the bar and ordered a double vodka.
The bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
😂
That’s a nice one!
A dog dies in a bar brawl protecting his owner and a thug chops his tail off and he dies due to massive blood loss.
He goes up to the Pearly Gates but St Peter (fluent in dog language) tells the dog he will need to recover the spirit of his tail before he can enter.
The dog goes back at midnight as a visible ghost able to speak human, and asks the bar landlord if he can have his tail back so he can get the tails spirit.
The landlord says "You will have to comeback after 11 am in morning when we reopen.
The dog asks why
The landlord says "We are not allowed to retail spirits after midnight".
I don't like jokes about stairs. They get me down.
I rather take the elevator, because it lifts me up.
I used to use an escalator but just found it too moving.
You simply have to see the incredible spectacle of April Starlink satellites in action - everyone is invited to witness this awe-inspiring event! I'm the one who pays for the flights!😂😂😂
In German you would call them flat jokes 😂
😂😂😂
On a medical student's door:
Be patient,
I'm gonna be a doctor
When I became a doctor, I started to practice.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Unfortunately nowadays in the health system 'patients' are rather 'clients'.
My bank manager told me I should pay more interest. I tried to, but he was so boring.
Will glass coffins be a success?
- Remains to be seen...
I wanted to tell a joke about a spaceship, but I was afraid it wouldn't land.
How do you make a cat go 'Woof!' ?? -soak it in petrol and throw it on the fire!
"Mum, can we have a dog for Christmas?"
"No, we have turkey like everyone else!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Очень смешно!😅
Well, perhaps not in China...
O that one is too rude for a dog lover😂😂
😅😅😅😅
"i feel sorry for the calendar." - "why?" - "because its days are numbered"
😂😂😂😂😂
Its days, not it's days. It is an English channel, for God's sake 😂😂😂.
@medamonathere is no "it's" in that post ... so what's your problem?
@Chris.2503It was corrected after my comment. Think before being rude.
I am quite surprised about myself.
Got them all - although english is my 4th language.
Swiss german is my mother-tongue, then high german and french at school and english only by travelling the world and "learning by doing" . 😊
Two atoms collide while walking down the street.
Atom 1: "Oh no! I think I lost an electron!"
Atom 2: "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive!"
That one needs some knowledge in chemistry or physics? 😂
You can't trust atoms, they make up everything 😂
@radeknowak4393 🤣
😂😂😂😂
What a cutie xD
I'm a little late, but this one I have to add: Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
That's a good one :D :D
That was one of the better ones I've heard! 😂
That's a good one! So many layers.
This one made me subscribe to the channel. The joke channel, that is.
Wow, I really liked that one! Might use it for my students at school!
Someone glued my pack of cards together and I can’t deal with it anymore…
Stair jokes may be funny, but elevator jokes are next level.
About that;
"I have sex with my dad in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels" 😂
@CeryxTech😂😂😂
That escalated quickly.
What's a fart in an elevator? A belch☝
This doesn't really work, because both stairs and elevators get you to the next level, generally
The one that circulates around internet I've heard: "There's something wrong with my brain. On the left, there's nothing right and on the right there's nothing left" 😅
🤣
I heard this one once: "War does not determine who is right, it determines who will be left".
Lol😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@nicholasharvey1232this is a too dry one of a joke..... And I cannot laugh about it.
Once I took a ladder to a party. They had told me the drinks were on the house.
Before being beaten up the guest said to the bartender "Gimme a punch".
Can you explain?
@Christophe-pl5xu when you say "the drinks are on the house" it means that you do not have to pay anything. The drinks are offered by the hosts.
As a child I was so bright that my dad called me son 🌞
Man, this one is either old, or underrated 😂
I've got a great pun about unemployment, but it rarely works...
Hahaha oh no hahaha
I like to tell dad jokes, and sometimes he laughs. :)
Yyessss!!!! That was the Dad Joke Joke 👍
😂😂😂😂
Nailed it!
Skeleton wanted to cross the street but didn't have the guts 😂
😂
😂😂😂
Greetings from southern Germany: The other day, I opened the door to two policemen who told me “we’ve had reports from your neighbours that your dog was chasing a kid on a bike.” I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”
this is a joke that works in german as well. Actually I first heard it in german language
This is funny!!!!😊
I'll translate it into French and it will absolutely work. Love it!!! 😂
In Polish it works too.
😂
Some say I look younger than my age. Must be my jeans.
Written on a T-Shirt showing a border collie "Yes. I herd you"
I didn't understand this one.
I didn't understand this one.
I want a t-shirt with this joke. 🤣🤣🤣
I was shocked when I heard the stationery store moved
this one I don't get it. I'm French
@marier9113 The joke is a pun.
“stationery” (paper supplies) and “stationary” (not moving) sound exactly the same.
So the sentence is funny because it says the stationery store moved, even though something “stationary” shouldn’t move. I hope that helped!
I saw this for real: in about 2008, I saw a notice taped to the door of a storeroom after a reorganisation at work: "The stationary cupboard has moved." I should have added "Czech spelling?", but didn't think of it until now.
This makes two of us.
"why do you knock before opening the fridge?" - "because there could be a salad dressing!"
Excellent
👍👍👍
😂
🤣
❤ Love this!
I was feeling down, so a friend sent me ten puns to lift my mood. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
That was a good one!
Love it
Clever!! Well played sir, well played!!
🎩🤏
😌
😂😂😂
Wonderbra!
I have achieved fluency. Gonna take an Imodium now.
That one is shitty! 😂
@salomecomedy One could say, it stinks.
Very unexpected, but with a charm.
My friend from Poland told my sister the other day that he has to polish up his english. She answered, that his english is polish enough.
Lol
Iam watching slow horses right now and that couldve been a Lamb response, haha!
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows!
😂😂😂
That's really good 😂
Ow!
This was the only slightly funny one.
Someone warned for the dangers of lightning.
Then it struck me.
Not really a pun but striking:
The difference between the right word and the almost right word
is the difference between a lightning and a lightning bug -- Mark Twain
This is true: I'm Argentinian. Once I was in USA, and a friend asked: Are there lots of jews in Argentina? I answered: Of course! We have apple juice, orange juice, lemon juice...
Creo eso es más cuando hablas español y escuchas y es difícil pronunciar
Cuando eres bilingüe sabes diferenciar
I would never assume juice & jew sound the same
My Spanish speaking old aunt used to have a hard time saying “sheet” and used to say shit instead
We used to laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a good one 😂😂
The last one was funny
Love these :D
My ultimate best:
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is little lighter. 😂😂
Hihi 😊
"I'm afraid of seven."
"Why?"
"Because seven eight nine..."
Termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
🤣
I like this one
Spoiled a bit by writing. "Is the bartender here?" Orally it works really well.
I needed a while till I got this one... love me, tender, love me sweet
😂😂😂
Never trust railway modelers,
they have loco motives
This one implies that bit of Spanish knowledge....😇
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder 😬
Why are 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9... that was the first joke I heard!😂
9/11
Do you know why is 10 afraid of 9 and 11?…… because 9/11
Got it. Wow!
@tyapca7I should have written ate=eight... or directly 7 8 9! It's a good joke! 😅
@RebecaComeWhatMayYes, it is! Even though there's a small difference in pronunciation of "ate" and "eight", AFAICT as a nonnative speaker. The latter he as a more open "e", am I right?
Thanks, and Merry Christmas,
Peter.
Who are the most trustworthy people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.
You can even up this a level:
What scary bees provide milk? Boo bees!
(And that's from a German...)
Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says:
-Do you know how to drive this thing?
Now that's actually funny 😂
The other fish says: Let's give it a shot!
could u please explain me this joke. i seem 2 b fluent in english but now i doubt if i have any chance 2 achieve that level.
@daviddarq6732tank may refer both to an aquarium and to a combat vehicle 😄
@murales, I will tell you a better one:
Why bicycles fall over? Because they are two- tired.
I quit my job in the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
❤❤😂
😂😂😂
Oh nooo hahahahahahahahahaha
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed. :)
🦕📖
This one left me flabbergasted, astounded, overwhelmed and above all startled.
Love it!
@mik@mikesierra8156edible, unbelievable, beyond the belief, I mean I just don’t believe it
I don't get this...
I put my grandma on speed dial. I call it insta-gram.
I use newspapers as toiletpaper , the Times are rough
😅😄😂
May february march? No, but april may 😂
Brilliant 😊
oh! I love that!
It remembers of:
6 isn‘t afraid of 7 because it 8 (ate) 9.
@Chris.R.: Are you sure it should be “It remembers,” not “It reminds me of…”?
@user-rz7cm2we3x I think both versions are correct.
@Chris.R.: So you don’t know the meaning of “remember”😮.
In order to remember one needs a memory, a short (working) and a long memory, an ability of the mind to retain memories, in short one needs a mind, or at least a brain (in case of animals).
Does your “it” have a brain?😅
In contrast, “it reminds (me) of smth” means that something else is similar to the thing in question, it brings the memories of something else.
I hope I clarified the contrast between “to remember” and “to remind sb of smth/sb” sufficiently.
If not, just get a dictionary and check it out yourself. You better!
A good example would be this: Two knights come over to the reception desk and say this to the receptionist "We made a reservation for two nights".😂
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Jesus come in to a hotel reception, he hands the concierge tre nails and ask: Can you put me up for the night?
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog 🐸 dies in the process. ~ Luke Thompson from Luke's English Podcast
Yes!
Thank you for this comment.
I was to lazy to write it myself 🌻
😂
😂
Good one but i'd change the second frog by "it", it's less specific and provides a better landing!
Got 16 out of 16. These were really easy to get. But true. When I'm reading or speaking English I just do, I don't think German and translate while speaking and I don't translate to German while reading.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder!
I so hate to admit the amount of intestinal distress this caused me.
Ladder vs father ? But its not the same sound???
Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
Stairs might always be up to something, but they're also pretty down-to-earth.
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding
I LOVED THIS...
👌it’s a good one!
Are you sure you are not an outsider this way?
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
that's not funny. People clicking don't have the guts to not click.
@SeasonedSoftware I don't understand you.
You guys must be joking too. For anyone really confused: youll understand when your english grammar skills improve
Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today."
Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver."
Oh my God, I think you can make it also like: Sorry, but can you deliver it another day? Today we're going to hospital for a labour.
@Kasiek2011 Or "Are you ready for labour?" "No, I'm taking parental leave."
@majaxd4998 Also good. 👍
"My dog's got no nose ."
"So how does it smell?"
"Awful!"
My favourites in the comments:
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm on a low carb diet. When I feel low, I eat carbs.
That wife one is mean xD
I am on two diets at once, as one is not enough.
This way you don't have to make sure the sea food diet.
@thomasschwarzenberger8943😂
Shall I put the kettle on? No darling, it won't suit you..
(this is the first pun I understood when learning English in Exeter, back in the eighties)
I'm on a low carb diet. When I feel low I eat carbs.
🤣
😂❤🎉
What? No, please dont. Never try to eat Engine Parts, they will get damaged by your acidic stomach, and you will die in the process.
I’m on a seafood diet, when I see food I eat it.
The doctor joke works better if the second sentence is "but I lost my patience", or even more dramatically, "but I kept losing my patience"
What do you call two crows standing together? Attempted murder.
Excellent
Yesterday I was in a lift and I rose to new heights.
You were in a lift with a rose? For a Rose? 😉
One tooth says to the other: the dentist is taking me out tonight? 😊
why is that a question?
To get better in English I always push the envelope, but it always stays stationary.
I once dreamed about swimming in orange lemonade, but in the end, it was just a fanta sea.
One of my favorites is when my UK mate says Half Left, whenever I ask if he's alright.
@Nectar - All right
What do you call a blind deer? No idea!
What do you call a blind deer without legs?
Still no idea.
😢
That's very good
this one is great!! 😅
This one cracked me up 😂
Hahaha that’s silly lol
Doctor - i dont feel well - can you help me out? Yes of course...which way did you come in?
Oh, I love this one! 😂
I'm Spanish and l enjoyed and understood
all of them (only the banana's flies took me a little while) and also the ones in the comments, l lived in England for nearly 7 years working in hospitals so l was able to learn to listen real British speakers, l never went to a school but learnt from reading books and listening to people, I'm very proud of myself! 😁🥰🥰
Same here!
I am a German midwife, who worked for almost 10 years in Ireland.
It took me a moment to understand the joke with the fruit flies, but I got the rest instantly 😅🎉
Talking about bananas, why did the banana go to the doctor ? Because It was not peeling very well .
Soy francés y aprendí el español en la mesa y en la cama... Sedujé mi madrileña inocentemente diciéndole que tenía gambas muy bonitas, recordando un viaje a Italia. Aún se rie ella del chiste involuntario...
I still can remember the first time I got a pun in an English RUclips video. And that it was indeed a big step. Thanks @scholagladiatoria you teached me more than 4 years of English classes in Austria.
There were a couple that were better heard than read. - This could be a pun in itself 😅
Another one: "Do you know why you would not starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there"
11:36 😂 a good one 😅
I think it was the best one.
If you get Monty Python jokes without much analysis, you're fluent in English :)
Totally agree with you!
I wrote a drama all about people who tragically can only ever speak in riddles, puns and limericks. It's called 'Play On Words'.
A bald man drew little rabbits on his head, because from a distance they look like hare (old one)
i have zero problem understanding english, with different slangs and accents, but speaking english is another beast in itself, my mouth just isnt used to that
I used to work at a factory making plastic Dracula toys. But there were only two of us there, so I had to make every second count.
"he was outstanding in his field" can also have a slight break so it sounds like "he was out, standing in his field"
That was the pun , wasn't it ?.....
@tilsit8875yep !
All my work is outstanding
That was the joke, yes! 👍
But what Roy missed, that it could also be construed as meaning "standing out"... in his (empty?) field. So being the only (or firstly) visible object, or at least towering over everything in said field!
Fyi, I'm Dutch and English is my third language! (Second is Frisian, there's also German and a little bit of French... une petite peut! 😂)
@mutt - Out-standing
A man walks into a bar. He had a massive headache the next morning.
Yes, I've just made this one up and I like it 😅
Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.
A Man Walks into a Bar: "Ouch".
Good one, but pay attention to the use of tenses. Walks matches has
Two men walked into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
@MeOvergroundOr "He'll have..."
I'm fluent in American English. Good enough for me.
When I lost my job in real estate, I really lost a lot.
😂...
House that happen?🤔
@josephbrennen😜....
And you're trying to learn BE? Could be helpful if ever you want to visit Europe
@MeOvergroundOf course. Being bilingual could come in handy.
The last one 🤣
What is the tallest building in Miami? The Miami library, it has the most stories!
In Leisure Suit Larry you could read on a toilet wall: 'It takes leather balls to play rugby'
Seen on a toilet wall in Trinity College, Cambridge in 1972: "What did Adam say?" (The urinal was made by a firm called Adamsez.)
I am from The Netherlands and did understand them all! 😀😃
I heard this long a go:
“
Never be hungry in the dessert because there is always sand wich you can eat!”.
"People like Turkey more if they've just been too Hungary."
Quite a dessert.
Yay - as a German I got most of them. But I'm well trained by a friend who loves these 😅
I just kept some dialogue memes, which really made me laugh - guess you might love them:
- What's upstairs?
- Unfortunately the stairs don't talk.
- Do you have any books on turtles?
- Hard back?
- Yes, with little heads.
- How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny?
- Polish?
- Sorry sir, Jak myslisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak blyszczace?
- I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead.
- I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
- Oh No! our neighbour died!
- Who, Ray?
- I don't think cheering is appropriate!
- Can you perform under pressure?
- No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
the one with the turtles is so cute 🥰
I love all these, made me chuckle! 😂 😁
Love the Polish one. But I suppose you need to understand Polish to enjoy it :)
@ada-ailleurs yeah, it took my a second to understand that he actually switched to Polish))
Love them all! I had a good laugh))
The first joke only really works when Sean Connery is telling it :)
English humor is very special🤣
What do you call a fly with no wings ? A walk
Don't give up your day job.
@hectorheath9742You're a nasty guy 😅
À fly is not a flight. But a good idea
@MeOvergroundfly and walk are both verbs . you're just replacing one verb with another.. anyway..it's not my joke, I'm not being precious about it
I looove such jokes. The sillier the better 😆
"I don't know why I went into the woods, but it wasn't for rest" 🙏
I didn't get this one...😢
@LuC-dy7zu "Woods - For rest (Forest)
@matthewcampbell7153so obvious! 😂
Yeah, it only works on paper. It's pronounced quite differently
@MeOverground It depends on how you pronounce it, there are ways to manipulate your pronunciation, to accommodate the landing.
Did you know that 2 dumped 0? Yeah, someone got between them!
I saw a higgs bosun particle at church last Sunday. I said "I didn't know you were religious", and he responded "they can't have mass without me".
got them all & am very happy 😊never lived in the U.K. but my high school English teacher was from there ,& had worked with people from the U.K.. this clip made my day, thanks a lot ❤😊
Me, 65 German Grandma - I've got them all - so I asume, I'm not bad, what a Christmas present for me 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thank you
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I suppose you are already fluent if you understand what he is talking about. Explaining puns and jokes is a bit weird though 😅
One of my favourite puns is from Groucho Marx, talking to attractive women: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" 😂Naughty guy! 😅
Great one... that's why I'm a Marxist of the Groucho tendency ...(Woody Allen)
Time flies. I can’t, they move too fast. 😹😹😹😹😹
Thanks a lot, dear teacher, Roy! I really enjoyed the lesson ❤❤❤
16/16 😂 loved it! I’m Polish 🇵🇱 Your explanations were very easy to follow 😊 Subscribed immediately!
9:58: When you asked your dog how her day had been, she said 'rough', the way dogs do, not 'it was rough'.
Why do cows have hoves ?
Because they do lactose !😎
Took me a second)) Thanks for the brain gymnastics 🤣👌🏋♀️
Standing in the park, wondering: Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?
And then it hit me!
(Stewart Francis)
Cheers from Germany, got all the jokes immediately. 😄
I’m on my mobile and that’s the second one from you I see that kills me. I might have to dial 999 lol
Thank You ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hello Roy, I am French and I love English... I have studied it all my life. I am proud and pleased to tell you that I understood 90% of your puns... I love your accent too. Chantal de Nice
I hope I am fluent I am a native speaker 😂
Loved it. French here, I understand everything, so happy as I'm 55 and I thought I had lost most of my English.
My mum is also french, she understood all of them too!
Oh wow! Loosing even one word in English would have been ‘un oeuf’ 😂
I think you should pardon your French
They are back, with entente cordiale again.
Why do ants never go into churches? Because they're insects.
Edit: I'm obviously fluent in understanding, didn't miss a single joke. If only I was in talking as well... but that's in German (which I am) not too much better. Therefore I AM fluent. 🤣
Der Witz funktioniert auf englisch nicht. „Sekte“ heißt ja nicht „Sect“ auf Englisch.
@TheLegendaryDoc Doch, heißt es. Zwar in einem anderen Bezug, eher als innerkirchliche Abspaltung einer Gruppe (z.B. "Christian sect", aber das Wort gibt es. Die modernen Sekten heißen "Cults", das weiß ich. Dennoch sollte der Witz verständlich sein.
I can feel ya 😂 Same here. I always get the jokes, not only the ones here and reading and writing is as easy as my first language. Only speaking is a problem and always was 😢 It was better after a longer stay in the US and I always had an American accent, but now it's quite terrible.
@Markus_Z-PFunktioniert aber nur auf dem Papier - weil die Betonung je nach Bedeutung auf der anderen Silbe liegt.
Just brilliant! Guy is adorable, clearly loves what he’s been doing. Quite motivational! Cheers