“The second coming of Christ was actually a pretty controversial porno” That’s legitimately the best joke I’ve heard in a long time, and it was delivered so well. Keep it up
In the online I just made my character yoshikage kira and threw dynamite all the time. I also named my horse “sheer heart attack” because he had no weaknesses.
Slimecicle tell you what, I am gonna wait three weeks, get over this concussion, and make a moderately alright pun in return when I can think faster than a snail drenched in honey as a response.
It is quite entertaining to see you acting things out I would love to see you do more. Also, keep up the good work with your vids they are highly enjoyable.
Did you really drive out to some random public park in a cowboy costume with a single can of beans so you can shoot that? If so I admire your dedication to the skit.
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit vats is a targeting system, you slow down time, select what you wanna hit, and makes the game easy mode dead eye is targeting too, but its not like vats where you can just hit a prompt and you select the right part, it requires actual aim and skill to use which makes it more fun and better then vats lmao
@@guesty_. bro with deadeye all you do is sweep across the battlefield and Arthur shoots the little X's. "Requires aiming and skill" tf you talking about
Never thought I’d say this, simply because of how deep-rooted dunkey is in the RUclips world. But, that being said... This video more than surpasses Dunkey’s Red Dead Video. The humour, in my opinion, is so much better, as is the pacing, effects and not least to say the costume, talk about sexy cowboys in that bean sketch... oh my! But most of all, you don’t spoil a game that just came out without an alert, ruining over half of it for me because I didn’t play through it at break-neck speeds and instead actually savoured and enjoyed it. keep it up Slimey Cycle, rip the rat that lead you to the sewer, may he forever t pose in peace.
My grandma lived through world war II and the great depression. Cold baked beans were a delicacy to her and when she gave us baked beans straight out of a can and fried chicken we were thankful. Cold baked beans are not "eww" understand the luxuries you enjoy in life because some day you may not have them. Also great vids brother, keep up the good work!
Red Bean Redemption
Bean Bean Rebeantion
Bolu Cheeze now i tell you put that back in hell where you got it
baked bean consumption
Black bean redemption
“Oh he has tiktok installed” pulls out predator bait I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“The second coming of Christ was actually a pretty controversial porno” That’s legitimately the best joke I’ve heard in a long time, and it was delivered so well. Keep it up
Nani!
Because it’s actually a porno
Hello there speed weed
@@haydenma6199 why do you *know*
Clara Fretz jeez way to expose me
"I have never felt worse than I do right now." Me every morning when I wake up.
Same
Yeah im fucking dying because My throat Hurts so fucking much Please thanos Make it dissapear.
Ur profile pic kinda already explains it
James Sturrs shut the fuck up
Your hillarious
I dressed my Arthur up like Woody for the entire game.
*what a legend*
HOLY SHIIIT
In the online I just made my character yoshikage kira and threw dynamite all the time.
I also named my horse “sheer heart attack” because he had no weaknesses.
eMbear *intensifies*
Oscar OV how
If you put the blade of the can opener on the outside edge of the can it works much better.
Yo dont do this, I tried and I almost died. Wormhole opened up.
It really doesn't
depends on what can opener you have
Is that not the actual way you're supposed to use it?
You're supposed to tape the can opener to the ground and then repeatedly throw the can at it.
Real bean boi 😭
@@sickly_172 bye
@@sickly_172 dammit how was my cover blown
Ok if you consider my *amazingly awesome comeback* then there is nothing you can say
I felt that 😳
Correction, "Real bean boah"
I lost at at the Cowboy Bebop part intro montage. Seriously props Slimecicle!
Cowboy beanbop actually. And thank you!!!
Word
@@Slimecicle "beanbop" nearly choked on my coffee lol
Spit out my drink allll over my screen when the cowboy Bebop reference
Top Ten Anime openings!
*loots dead guy*, *finds predator bait*
"oh no! he has tiktok installed!*
I have been laughing for 5 minutes straight
Why you gotta hate on beans like this, bean boy
They bean botherin' me for a long time
Slimecicle tell you what, I am gonna wait three weeks, get over this concussion, and make a moderately alright pun in return when I can think faster than a snail drenched in honey as a response.
Slimecicle this game isn’t really cool beans
Slimecicle You better can it slime
Hey bean boy, I havent fully healed from my concussion so I ain’t gonna beat around the BUSH and just jump into it
Can it.
Gottem
"I Mean, I've neva' seen a bean tree before" *subscribes*
People always say yeehaw, but noone ever says haw yee.
I Just liked that comment
haw
Besides ninjas
missingindy that is heeyaw
Bootyhole Dolphin hitguy shit u right
"Oh fuck, it's Doug Dimmadome! I'm not going back to Dimmsdale, I'm dimmadone with prison!"
Best line
Nerf mcree
eBic mambo I already chose McCree
5:27
Arthur: “I’LL STOP CRAFTING WHEN I’M DEAD”
It's High Noooooonn
Lol mate
Boi
Im high, but not a moon :(
DEFNSE MATRIX ACTIVATED
London Punk
**proceeds to kill everyone on the other team**
“Well what’s eatin you partner?”
“A bear...”
8:05, typically when you’re hunting you should wait 15 to 30 minutes after you shoot a deer to let it fully die
8:20 took like 30 seconds for that joke to hit LMAO
Me too lmao
“I’m dimmodone with prison!”
It’s incredible how fast this game goes from
Haha funny moments
To uncontrollable sobbing
The protagonist should be called 'Mr. Bean'.
More like Sean bean amiright
LOL I REMEMBER MR BEAN
Mr bea *ST* you casual
@@snufflebunny539 Have you never heard of Mr Bean?
I genuinely want Slimecicle to do an RDR2 playthrough
*What even ARE beans!?*
-Morgan Freeman, 2018, “On the question of Life, The Universe, and Everything” (graphic novel)
@@flynnandgigi *_42!_*
love
What a good question Morgan Freeman
Humanity's salvation
"...like when I PICK UP THAT SECOND CAN OF BEANS!"
**Delta rune music plays**
Undertale fans: **picture of a kid with laser eyes**
Pretty much
I just heard that and went looking for a comment about ut
👌
literally me just now
*Real shit*
It is quite entertaining to see you acting things out I would love to see you do more. Also, keep up the good work with your vids they are highly enjoyable.
I’ve been waiting for a red dead video. I love your content, keep up the great work.
Thanks man!!
Did you really drive out to some random public park in a cowboy costume with a single can of beans so you can shoot that? If so I admire your dedication to the skit.
No. He had 2 cans
I can't tell if he's talking about the tik tok meme or the whole video 7:29-7:35
Travis Williams what are you? Daft? How could you assume he’s talking about the tik tok skit, he’s obviously talking about the video as a whoke
ThatGuyYouHate I agree
The bear necessities
I don't know, to me it sounded like he was talking about the Tik Tok skit more than the video he timed it so it'd play right after the skit. I dunno.
@@thatguyyouhate3743 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the tik tok thing.
What the title should’ve been called:
Rootin’ Tootin’ Cowboy Shootin’ Simulator.
Slime dressed as a cowboy has kept me laughing for 10 minutes 😂
I look forward to every vid you put out there, and this vid is among one of my favorites! We don't deserve this quality content! 😭
A Sharpshooter challenge? *PROFUSIVELY USES DEAD EYE*
Dead Eye sucks so hard. It's worse V.A.T.S
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit vats and deadeye and very different mechanics
@@guesty_. They both slow down time to let you shoot enemies. How are they any different from each other?
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit vats is a targeting system, you slow down time, select what you wanna hit, and makes the game easy mode
dead eye is targeting too, but its not like vats where you can just hit a prompt and you select the right part, it requires actual aim and skill to use which makes it more fun and better then vats lmao
@@guesty_. bro with deadeye all you do is sweep across the battlefield and Arthur shoots the little X's. "Requires aiming and skill" tf you talking about
I looked at that intro, and I was like “wow, this game looks amazing.” I then realized that it was live action
5:08 when you finally find the bastard who put a snake in your boot
Took me a while to get that one🤣
"What's eating you partner?" a bear 7:42
is that a byzantine empire pfp
slimecicle was running into everything with his horse and killing it but all i care about is my horse i could never :(
i’m lying in a hospital bed with suspected menengitis and this made me laugh so hard that my heart monitor started beeping and called in he nurse
Hope you're doing well!
Cowboy bebop reference is perfect.
“i’m sure this fish will agree with me, uagh.
WELL SAID!”
I named my female horse BOY
You are not ready.
BOY TAKE ME TO DEER
IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER
BOY HOWDY YEEHAW
R/Madlads
“I’ll have plenty of time to think about it later, LIKE WHEN I PICK UP THAT SECOND CAN OF BEANS!”
I love you
dude i love your commentary on these games especially this game and spiderman
Thanks!
1:24
Whoop whoop it’s the sound of cowboy yeets
Can I get the unedited 2 hour clip of you playing dominos?
Yes
Rewatching some old videos and realized I had been to the spot where Charlie did the bean bit in the park
Red Dead 2 is sponsored by bush’s beans
7:02
i swear slime was in his element in this game
Finnaly .3. Love ur vids
Conspicry theroist: all gamers are violent gamers: 8:11
Why do you have less than 20m subscribers?
Glag Galg 20 billion
I agree
@@connerdevine8062 i AgReE
@@ayansaiyad6864 ?
Never thought I’d say this, simply because of how deep-rooted dunkey is in the RUclips world. But, that being said... This video more than surpasses Dunkey’s Red Dead Video. The humour, in my opinion, is so much better, as is the pacing, effects and not least to say the costume, talk about sexy cowboys in that bean sketch... oh my! But most of all, you don’t spoil a game that just came out without an alert, ruining over half of it for me because I didn’t play through it at break-neck speeds and instead actually savoured and enjoyed it. keep it up Slimey Cycle, rip the rat that lead you to the sewer, may he forever t pose in peace.
4:03 gotta love dat Initial d eurobeat BABEEE!!
Whats the song
@@generalgrievous3931 "The Top" Just search "Initial D The Top"
"Man, what are beans?" He says while being shot at by Doug Dimmadome
I’ve been waiiiting
the bear bit made me laugh harder than anything ever has
Who else has to back out just to laugh at the thumbnails?
Me lol
7:42 I died here
*bear*
This guys doesn’t stop with the jokes I love it 😂
When you’re opening the beans you’re wearing a shirt, but you take it off to eat. Doesn’t make sense at all.
*I ain’t complaining though*
The simulation aspects are honestly fantastic imo. But well, too each their own ^^
Cowboy: Aims gun at somebody
Also Cowboy: You dont have an friend in me
5:24
Me: Wait, I'm in the wrong universe!!!!!!!!!!!
"Just like the others said, picture of kid with lazer eyes"
1:02 the best plot twist in the world
Ah, Heart of Courage, I see you are a man of culture.
Your editing is honestly incredible
5:27 “You just wait till I’m done with this bwoy you’ll get yours”
your videos get better as they move away from mostly puns to really well thought out skits and jokes
*finishes RDR2* "So long partner"
My grandma lived through world war II and the great depression. Cold baked beans were a delicacy to her and when she gave us baked beans straight out of a can and fried chicken we were thankful. Cold baked beans are not "eww" understand the luxuries you enjoy in life because some day you may not have them. Also great vids brother, keep up the good work!
0:23 mm those are beans
I love the fact that he played Two Steps From Hell emotional awesomeness music over him contemplating beans
This game is....
...interesting.
Watched this video like 5 times and it still hasn’t gotten old. A classic
Just relised I live in the same town as u. 0:30 I’ve been at that picknick table
Red dead 2 has my favorite looting, inventory and weapon system
Best open world game don't @ me
@@eshwar6969 too bad, because I agree.
*"I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE FUN MoRgAN!!!!!!!!!!"* MiChA 2o18
0:30 might be because I just woke up, but this bean philosophy skit really got me laughing
9:39 it's the man from scene 24!!!
I was going to stop watching the video, but then he made a metal gear solid reference which hits my brain with dopamine
Man, I'm glad 2019 is over. That was a rough year.
2020: 1:04
The Good, The Bad, And The Dingus.
Yeehaw that like button
he doesn’t understand the realism of beans
8:27 That didnt age well.........
i swear it’s taken me 3 or 2 years to understand that joke
6:31 I Frickin Died when I Saw you pull Timmy out of the water 😂
Red Dead Redempton 2?
More like Woody Dead Redemption
What I do when I see a ladder:
*What a thrill*
I will give a like in this video....
AFTER I GET THAT LAST CAN OF BEANS
Slimecicle before the Fove Finger Fillet: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL
0:04 offend but good vidoe
I love it that it's the cowboy beebop theme in this video.
“The second cumming of *beans*
That cowboy bebop intro tho
2:56 the exact same thing happened to me 😂😂 Never use a rope to save somebodys life haha
Arthur : *starts climbing a ladder*
Slimecicle : begins editing
Music : " I'M STILL IN A DREAM! SNAKE EATTER!!!!"
W A S T E D
All these rdr2 funny play through always get a low honor ending
Was that a cowboy bebop reference or am i getting my old tv series intros mixed up?
IT was a cowboy bebop reference
the bear joke was good