"I don't think I've ever said that publicly. But I never had the pleasure of of sucking at Shirley's teat," Goldblum told VICE News. Watch Will Ferrell fact-check himself HERE: bit.ly/2GYWWzs
this man is the reason i have a child. sharing the same photo of jeff goldblum everyday got me a date with my girlfriend and now we have a kid, all thanks to jeff goldblum. bless it be jeff
TheScheiss on fb, i used to share the post from the facebook page everyday, my girl notice and as a joke asked me to marry her on fb, i did as a joke and even jokingly call her honey, dear, or sweetheart when we would talk on facebook. it got too real and we both developed feelings for each other, and now we have a baby together.
Jeff Goldblum act in Jurassic Park as Ian Malcom was my first ASMR experience when he does his Butterfly effect on Chaos Theory with Laura Dern in the Van. That just brings tingles to my ears watching that scene all the time. I would rewind that on my VCR all the time. Lol
I love how cool Jeff is with having lunatic fans. Anyway, you can get a print of that meticulously painted artwork here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jlarriva/ian-malcolm-from-chaos/
I really wish he’d do a podcast! Or even just a couple hours of audio of him reminiscing on his past memories and thoughts. (Hell, I’d listen to him read terms of use agreements for apps I’d never download). ... Blessed be our Jeff, Amen.
Very very very Ever since I saw Jurassic Park in 2018 and bought the DVD and re-watched it I have been obsessed with this man. And probably have a celebrity crush on him. Only I'm 15 years old. is that weird?
This was fantastic thank you vice for some quality content every once and a while. I'll come back to this when you make another video about the paulers or some other stupid shit.
What's the jingle transition at 1:37? I've heard it before I believe in Vice's 59-minute highlights of 2015 video. And I'm just wondering who the composer is or if there's a full version? Anybody know?
"I don't think I've ever said that publicly. But I never had the pleasure of of sucking at Shirley's teat," Goldblum told VICE News.
Watch Will Ferrell fact-check himself HERE: bit.ly/2GYWWzs
Wrong link Vice, wrong link
if Jeff made a cult, I'd join.
this man is the reason i have a child. sharing the same photo of jeff goldblum everyday got me a date with my girlfriend and now we have a kid, all thanks to jeff goldblum. bless it be jeff
Speedeamon666 sharing? Where? Wtf, how?
I hope you named your kid Jeffrey Goldblum. It's the least you could do.
TheScheiss on fb, i used to share the post from the facebook page everyday, my girl notice and as a joke asked me to marry her on fb, i did as a joke and even jokingly call her honey, dear, or sweetheart when we would talk on facebook. it got too real and we both developed feelings for each other, and now we have a baby together.
Gabriel Meireles the baby was a girl but my friend is gonna get a printed blanket of jeff goldblum for the baby
Speedeamon666 No offense, but that’s an odd outcome...
Protect this man at all cost
Mamaaaaaaaaaa
Lol sorry saw your profile picture and name!!
And yes we need to protect Goldblum!!!💖
Jeff Goldblum talking to himself, with a computer in a room in a fancy house
I love RUclips
Jeff Goldblum is so chill my heartrate goes down by 30 bpm by just listening to his voice.
Love how he embraces his eccentricity
Jeff is actually mental I love it
This guy is much cooler than I thought he were
What a legend lol
this is the greatest thing i've seen all week. protect jeff goldblum
Jeff Goldblum act in Jurassic Park as Ian Malcom was my first ASMR experience when he does his Butterfly effect on Chaos Theory with Laura Dern in the Van. That just brings tingles to my ears watching that scene all the time. I would rewind that on my VCR all the time. Lol
Willie Guevarra
What the hell’s aVCR? Lol
This man has done a lap on Top Gear. Most of it in 3rd gear.
The ASMR stuff totally worked.
I shook this entire video...
As in you were shaking for its entirety? Or you picked the whole video up and shook it?
Rumer Priestly both!
Rumer Priestly hey I love your covers
Aaah, thank you so much!
I used to think ASMR was bullshit...
That was until, Jeff Goldblum.
Phil that ain't no shit
I love how cool Jeff is with having lunatic fans. Anyway, you can get a print of that meticulously painted artwork here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jlarriva/ian-malcolm-from-chaos/
LarrivaArt I saw your painting on the thumbnail and immediately knew it was you hahah love your work
I've always loved that work of art.
LarrivaArt I have your work on my mouspad. It's truly magnificent.
Interesting. I don't sell mousepads.
Imagine if Jeff Goldblum was God...
Shiva Invalidos if we are all God, or we are made in their image, then God could very well look like or be Jeff. It would be a beautiful thing 😂
EAnaomiEm He truly is blessed.
He is.
Well if...uh if there ever were a God ...I would have no problem with him being um Jeff Goldblum.
Shiva Invalidos -- But he is?
Thank you the internet!
Possibly the most relevant Vice piece ever made
So Goldblumesk... Oh the chills!
Brouhaha Ma esque*
Ahh! You're right! Goldblumesque. Wrecked it, sorry!
Goldblum may be one of the best eccentric artistic minds of our time. His esoteric weirdness enchants and inspires me.
*be yourself*
He is weird and I love it.
when you ask jeff goldblum to be weird, he gives it his all
I’m sorry they made you do this, Jeffrey.
I really wish he’d do a podcast! Or even just a couple hours of audio of him reminiscing on his past memories and thoughts. (Hell, I’d listen to him read terms of use agreements for apps I’d never download). ... Blessed be our Jeff, Amen.
His hand movements are the asmr triggers.
During the ASMR i was screaming on the inside and trying not to laugh so hard
Oh my gosh i failed!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg, he's so adorable.. he introduced himself by just his first name- and he stuttered!!! 💖
this man is everything!
OMG what did i just watch...... got the chills and excited at the same time
Very Goldblumian.
Has Goldblum ever played a menacing villain?
He did in Deep Cover with Laurence Fishburne
Love this guy! Genius.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I know a lot about you meow.
One of my favorite people in the world 💜 I love him
Man Jeff is one funny dude, and a unique actor.
3:27 Jeff Goldblum dancing to his laugh remix...
this is properly on of the best videos I've ever seen
Damn he’s everywhere these days
Hahaha! Love Jeff Golblum! 👍 He should be considered a national treasure just for Jurassic park alone!
This man is a national treasure, let his legacy live on!
Haha omg Larriva’s painting in the back
He looks like John Paul Sartre
No, I searched Jeff Goldblum's opinion on GUN CONTROL AND GOT THIS SHIT!
The Jeff Goldbuemangroup.
Jeff Goldblum needs to play himself. He's that legendary.
I can't get through the full video without dying and pressing the pause button!
He’s a quick study on the AMSR.
Jeff goldblum's legit for ASMR
Jeff Goldblum's now a living legend
I don’t like ASMR but i would listen to him all day lmaoo
Tell me this guy's not on the pot.
Him reading the music is the best!
I love the fly 1986 one of the best horror movies, he might seem a bit odd but its jeff goldblum for christ sakes!
“Be, uh, be yourself”
If Jeff Goldblum was a dog he would be a grass roller...grass rolling is awesome!
i hate laugh tracks too Jeff......lets be best buds
I don't think I ever laughed so hard. Especially at 0:17
Damn that was some serious asmr made me sleepy
well that was... weird. and funny
10 out of a possible 10 Goldblum's. 👍
Possibly the most interesting Jeff in this known Universe
I think Jeff goldblum is actually a great white tiger
Just watched the original fly the other day loved him in it great actor, should have made more movies.
I have a playlist that is just for whenever I eat acid or shrooms, this video is going on it...lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THAT ASMR SOUNDS SO GOOD KEEP GOING YEAH OOOOOOH AAAAAH
So,... I saw Ragnarok, but was JG playing himself in that movie? :D
Last seconds of his voice lasted for minutes.
The acid he took in ‘71 has apparently never worn out
Loved him in Law and Order: Criminal Intent as Zach Nichols...hot hot hot!
Very very very
Ever since I saw Jurassic Park in 2018 and bought the DVD and re-watched it I have been obsessed with this man. And probably have a celebrity crush on him. Only I'm 15 years old. is that weird?
This was fantastic thank you vice for some quality content every once and a while. I'll come back to this when you make another video about the paulers or some other stupid shit.
I can confirm this asmr stuff works.
He should make an ASMR channel and at the end of every video the last line should be "times up...times up"
I wish this video never ends
I LOVE THIS MAN
10/10 would subscribe to GoldblumASMR
*thats one of the weirdest video i ever seen with Jeff, but i love that dude*
Just gotta love him
ASMR confirmed
I really didn't need to know that Jeff Goldblum was never breast fed ... what do I do with this info?
Masturbate. like me.
What's the jingle transition at 1:37? I've heard it before I believe in Vice's 59-minute highlights of 2015 video. And I'm just wondering who the composer is or if there's a full version? Anybody know?
Yup. I got chills
what a character
i’ve been waiting so long for somebody to tell him about asmr lmao
This is the greatest content on RUclips.
thank you vice
Totally gave me chills
For a second I though it was a ASMR video and got super excited xD
Good old Tom Baker..
2:09 bruh that the fuckin' cover to frank ocean's "moon river" cover.
This guy is like a living meme!!!
Where did you get that leather case for your laptop?
Is this really how he acts?
Philip Lawler this is nothing,watch his interviews with conan.
Mini Panini his Conan and Craig Ferguson interviews are crazy 😂😂
Oh, I get the least of 700 views now. PS I think this man is a sweetheart.
life finds a way
Lol I thought he was in another planet
what an experience
BE YOURSELF.
I fucking LOVE HIM.