As a kid, Simon was permanently stupified by He-who-must-not-be-named. We welcome him with open arms in the Ministry of Magic for his *intelligence* and natural leadership!
Cornishman's Tushy - A "cold open" refers to a hard cut, jumping directly in to things before any official titles or an introduction. Additionally, the classic version of that on this channel is the long-running Warhammer series one of the intentionally awkward, _"…BEN. …TOM! …HEY!"_ which is the same sort of intentionally abrupt humour that most of us really enjoy on Tom's channel. So, I don't find any issues with the description I gave in the OP, and am most decidedly _not_ ♪ insane in the membrane, insane in the brain. ♪ As a final note: There are far more diplomatic ways to've addressed that question without needing to resort to such overuse of question marks, exclamation points, and accusatory tone. ;) Have a good one!
Pierce Arner My goodness, what a reply! And somehow, none of it interests me in any regard! Thank the heavens that you got my reference though, that pleases me beyond mortal comprehension! I thought the question marks would add poignancy to my exclamation, wouldn't you say it added some extra spice?!?!?!?!?! Also, I resent that you believed that my comment was in any tone other than playfully jocular, definitely not this accusatory foolishness you speak of!!!!!
Cornishman's Tushy - I mean... why bother to ask questions when you have no interest in the answers? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way). Insofar as spicing up your sentences with overly repetitive punctuation… it's the metaphorical difference between adding a little sugar to your coffee and spilling some coffee in your sugar, where this decidedly the latter. Suffice to say that it overwhelms the tone of them beyond what would ever be considered meaningful. Hopefully that comes as no offense, just food for thought. Cheers!
Pierce Arner Why? Because it's late on a Wednesday, I'm bored, and can! That's the beauty of humanity, it really doesn't matter why! Agh, you're no fun, I expected a bit more from you, a bit of wit, a bit of banter. Not this! You demean yourself, sir! No, i'm wrong in saying that, we're just completely different peeps, so no joy was gained tonight, I apologise for draining your joy
I would definitely run away if Simon came running up to me pointing, shouting 'Stop bothering those swans!', but not because of the authority he exudes.
That song Tom is singing around 13:30 is from "The King and I" and sung by Deborah Kerr. I used to love this movie as a little child and would watch it with my mum all the time and sing along 😌
You know what, at first I wasn't a fan of the Quizzes, but its just so random, and funny, it really makes me captivated. The random conversations are entertaining. I'm offically a fan of this content. 😂
surprising how some of the most unveiwed things on youtube or are the best things to watch in terms of 51.5k views you 2 are real and funny, show real reaction what you are feeling not something fake iv been watching yogs since I was a yong lad hope you to go far now good watching something where people are in the moment haveing real reactions and not something edited and spliced together. hope this channel goes on and does good Tom and you lads end up haveing more content and this grows to something big
Yup, still having a lot of fun with the quizzes. Honestly tho Ill probably enjoy everything you do so just keep on doing whatever's fun for you. I won't even cry about tech island ;)
Hey Tom, I really liked quiz time i love Simon and you, and this was fun and open style content, also scratched my basic love for quizzes from like the yogpod. A+ Content :)
Yes I heard about that downloading ram thing. I tried it and my phone stopped working. I think downloaded too much and there isn't enough space for the rest of the system. Oh well.
so, not being attracted to peach and daisy WHILE ALSO being attracted to waluigi and wario is the standard? So it is true, buzzfeed is written by cave dwellers
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The Tom/Simon dynamic works so well, especially when it's random crap like this! I'm really glad I'm not the only one who enjoys this :)
Andrew Jungelson they are perfect for each other. Just so funny. On the same wavelength.
Andrew Jungelson I wish youtube felt this way DEMONITISED
Angory Tom Maybe if you wish upon a star, the monetization fairy will float down from the sky and bless you with her divine grace.
it was almost certainly faye corgasm's fault tom
Oh you're kidding... Everything in the video constituted fair use though surely! Ohh, maybe it's the word "kink" :/
With policies like 'Gas all the Slytherins' I don't see any problem with Simon as Minister for magic
The fact you can make BuzzFeed entertaining goes to show how good of entertainers you guys are
so true
As a kid, Simon was permanently stupified by He-who-must-not-be-named. We welcome him with open arms in the Ministry of Magic for his *intelligence* and natural leadership!
He was so powerful and only knew one spell, and that's how he stupified the whole world and became the Ministry of Magic.
AirKraft Not the minister but the ministry itself?
If Jk Rowling made that book i'll read it
"I AM the Ministry of Magic! STUPIFY!" -Simon Lane, Minister of Magic, 2018
"Not yet"
Tom screaming, "WHY ARNT YOU MY FRIEND!" Had me in tears.
I love this duo!
It is very hard to make me laugh. That made me laugh.
I love how they'd never heard of Jane the Virgin, but they still correctly guessed the entire plot
Simon's never stalked Tina Barrett before or anything, that'd be preposterous.
0:11 - _DO_ you need a cool intro? I think that most of us are quite fond of the awkward cold open.
Pierce Arner What are you even saying, how are they in any *singular* way cold or awkward?!???!?. Are you insane in the membrane?!?!?!?!
Cornishman's Tushy - A "cold open" refers to a hard cut, jumping directly in to things before any official titles or an introduction.
Additionally, the classic version of that on this channel is the long-running Warhammer series one of the intentionally awkward, _"…BEN. …TOM! …HEY!"_ which is the same sort of intentionally abrupt humour that most of us really enjoy on Tom's channel.
So, I don't find any issues with the description I gave in the OP, and am most decidedly _not_ ♪ insane in the membrane, insane in the brain. ♪
As a final note: There are far more diplomatic ways to've addressed that question without needing to resort to such overuse of question marks, exclamation points, and accusatory tone. ;) Have a good one!
Pierce Arner My goodness, what a reply! And somehow, none of it interests me in any regard! Thank the heavens that you got my reference though, that pleases me beyond mortal comprehension!
I thought the question marks would add poignancy to my exclamation, wouldn't you say it added some extra spice?!?!?!?!?!
Also, I resent that you believed that my comment was in any tone other than playfully jocular, definitely not this accusatory foolishness you speak of!!!!!
Cornishman's Tushy - I mean... why bother to ask questions when you have no interest in the answers? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way).
Insofar as spicing up your sentences with overly repetitive punctuation… it's the metaphorical difference between adding a little sugar to your coffee and spilling some coffee in your sugar, where this decidedly the latter. Suffice to say that it overwhelms the tone of them beyond what would ever be considered meaningful. Hopefully that comes as no offense, just food for thought. Cheers!
Pierce Arner Why? Because it's late on a Wednesday, I'm bored, and can! That's the beauty of humanity, it really doesn't matter why!
Agh, you're no fun, I expected a bit more from you, a bit of wit, a bit of banter. Not this! You demean yourself, sir!
No, i'm wrong in saying that, we're just completely different peeps, so no joy was gained tonight, I apologise for draining your joy
Knees weak, arms are heavy, so few in slytherin, I keep forgetti
Erik Jarl he's chokin now, everybody's... dead? Shiiiiiiiiit
I would definitely run away if Simon came running up to me pointing, shouting 'Stop bothering those swans!', but not because of the authority he exudes.
I love these Quiz videos.
Papa Tomu is my kink.
"You're a murderer" XD
You guys make all these quizzes super entertaining, but I think that last quiz had the best results so far, haha
Literally the best series on youtube right now
CAN YOU PLEASE DO A SHORT VIDEO OF SIMON BEING A POLICE OFFICER TELLING KIDS TO STOP BOTHERING THE SWANS
Simon shading Michelle Visage is the best thing of the year
That song Tom is singing around 13:30 is from "The King and I" and sung by Deborah Kerr. I used to love this movie as a little child and would watch it with my mum all the time and sing along 😌
Love these quiz videos!! You two work so well togetherrr and you make me laugh~ More please!
I'm weirdly enjoying this series of tom and simon finding weird online quizzes
10/10 more would be enjoyed
"I guess Ganondorf would've been pretty kinky" is my new favorite quote
Hot Fuzz is great
Take On Kek probably the beat film ever made
CM Punk Hag!
tom drinks that one bottle of water every video
Same bottle. Lewis just refills it with piss every day.
"lemon" flavour
It is actually a bottle of ketamine, to keep him strong through these long recording sessions.
Tom:"We need like a cool intro..."
Me: You ARE the cool intro!
Sorry but Tom's a BEAN 😂
You know what, at first I wasn't a fan of the Quizzes, but its just so random, and funny, it really makes me captivated. The random conversations are entertaining. I'm offically a fan of this content. 😂
Tom, I gotta tell ya, you're way to funny to be as under-apprecited as you are in the yogscat, and you definitely deserve more subscribers
surprising how some of the most unveiwed things on youtube or are the best things to watch in terms of 51.5k views you 2 are real and funny, show real reaction what you are feeling not something fake iv been watching yogs since I was a yong lad hope you to go far now good watching something where people are in the moment haveing real reactions and not something edited and spliced together. hope this channel goes on and does good Tom and you lads end up haveing more content and this grows to something big
If Simon came yelling at me to stop bothering the swans I'd ask him for a hug, 'cause you know, couldnt get it from the swan.
Simon: "You've got to be careful because a swan could break your arm..."
"...Or blow up your house."
You are the only people that have middle class British References. Please never change.
I like how Simon's impression of Mr. Krabs sounded just like SpongeBob's impression of Mr. Krabs
The spell is obliviate
i love these random tom/simon videos. it's the funniest thing on youtube tbh
accccccioooooo BUUUUUUUUM
STOP IT RON, STOOOOP.
Wingardium leviosaaaaaa
Roooonalldd weeeaslleey
Eeeeeuuurrgh
Please do more quizzes this is the funniest yogscast video this month
Yup, still having a lot of fun with the quizzes. Honestly tho Ill probably enjoy everything you do so just keep on doing whatever's fun for you. I won't even cry about tech island ;)
Lmfao! I want Simon to be a cop now.
I live for these vids!
1:03
Don't say Tina Barret
Don't say Tina Barret
Don't say Tina Barret
*Forgettio Spaghettio!*
Fuck me that was good
I have two drag names. Most of the time I'm Dixie Normus but sometimes I'm Jenna Taylier!
Need more tom button shirts, and more quiz videos! These videos are surprisingly entertaining XD.
These quiz videos are the best, you should definitely keep doing more.
Hey Tom, I really liked quiz time i love Simon and you, and this was fun and open style content, also scratched my basic love for quizzes from like the yogpod. A+ Content :)
Simons says there aren't any Men in Black forget-me spells, but Hermione literally did wipe herself from her parents memories.
I'm loving these quizzes. Very podcast-like.
Also, could y’all leave the links to each quiz in the description, please?
Tom: Shark? I don't really give a shit
Me: Poor Ben :(
I love these quiz videos! Pls keep making them
Best pairing ever. God I love them together.
*WHY AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND* This killed me 😂😂
23:20 they have that spell, it's called "obliviate"
Simon saying Stupefy is a time machine.
Simon for Minster of Magic! He's such a Charismatic leader. A real natural born leader. Very charismatic. And good at leading.
Literally the only point of these quizzes is to gather data. Still fun to watch ^^
The kind of quality #content ive come to expect from Tom.
I love these random vids of you and simon😂
Love the quizzes guys!
Here's the thing, not all Slytherin's are evil, BUT every evil wizard has been a Slytherin. So it doesn't look good.
Love the chemistry between you guys!
Loving the quizzes !!! 💜💜🇨🇦
Am I the only one who is extremely happy because of Simon's love for RPDR?
Amazing content guys! Keep it up!
My drag name? Probably something along the names of Jen Durdisforia
Definitely the best parts are Tom’s great quoting skills. Hot Fuzz and Harry Potter
There is a spell to wipe memories, I think you've nailed it lads.
Was hoping that the starting clip was going to be for the kinky quiz
"Swans: Not even once."
I remember when Simon got stupidified. It was near the start of the Magika series with total biscuit.
I think that Tom's Drag queen name would definitely just be "Angora"
1:05 visions of Tina Barrett flashing before Simons eyes
these are great, casual, open to randomness
hahaha, voldemort tried to shank him almost made me spit my water everywhere
That time travel nirvana joke was 100% God tier
There was literally a whole book in the series that dealt with a memory erasing spell.
>says Bowser and a gorilla are hot
>100% vanilla
Every House has produced Dark Wizards... Why, Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor!
Simons beard is absolutely glorious.
Yes I heard about that downloading ram thing. I tried it and my phone stopped working. I think downloaded too much and there isn't enough space for the rest of the system. Oh well.
That consiracy thing they were discussing at the end there could make for a really good fan fic. Or a whole new story entierly.
most of the time I don't know what they're talking about, but I like they're personality
Love these!
Well I took a quizz to find out my drag queen name and it's Madame Monroe.
I'm not sure about Simon as a minister of magic but Tom is definitely a murdered.
This is truly brilliant
If Tom is bothering the swans, Simon would win.
I honestly never imagined simon having a cell phone , and i dont know why, and when he says he has an iphone6, it feels unsettling.
love the quizzes but I think the last one was too accurate
I could watch this all day. Leave the swans alone
0:01 Don’t we all Simon, don’t we all.
I love how Donkey Kong, Bowser, Wario, suited Samus and Waluigi are "vanilla" choices. Fucking hell...
Simon is definitely a Gamekeeper!
He did start the yogscast, I guess that fits.
Silly Tom, it's Obliviate, there's no such spell as forgettio.
Forgettio Spaghettio, the most powerful spell of them all. Probably why you don't remember it.
This is the only shit on RUclips that actually makes me laugh.
Can we get a short film with simon as a small town cop on the beat? Starts off with swan protection ends in a cult explosion
That Hot Fuzz reference was on point
so, not being attracted to peach and daisy WHILE ALSO being attracted to waluigi and wario is the standard? So it is true, buzzfeed is written by cave dwellers
No3000Way I mean, how isn't it normal to be attracted to Waluigi's long limbs?
Paulo Machado He has legs that go *all* the way up.
Best vids, I love’em
SIMON EMBRACED THE DOWNLOADING RAM MEME
2:39 ohhhh, how I've missed that sound effect.
@1:29 HMMMMM... Now where have I seen THAT before???