This D&D Character is Cringe

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @XPtoLevel3
    @XPtoLevel3  Месяц назад +175

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    • @DJWinza
      @DJWinza Месяц назад +10

      So please don't take this as anything but positive. It was nice to have someone with my body type modeling clothing. You never see it. Please never change... I mean you as a person, you'll want to change your undies daily.

    • @khw1425
      @khw1425 Месяц назад

      agree it's nice to see someone who isn't an airbrushed model selling briefs, rock on...also like...sunless citadel and nickers? Such a missed opportunity for a "where the sun doesn't shine" pun....just saying.

    • @pallydan893
      @pallydan893 Месяц назад

      3:40 the gods of real world mythology are an available option for 5E, they're listed in the players handbook

    • @DarthKilaj85
      @DarthKilaj85 Месяц назад

      As a person who grew up and even played AD&D your better off not knowing anything about it or playing it trust me

    • @Clem68W
      @Clem68W Месяц назад

      ​@@DarthKilaj85I don't think it would even work these days. The ten foot pole is seen as wasting time these days, and I don't disagree.

  • @t.b.m.5718
    @t.b.m.5718 Месяц назад +3080

    "So i sent out a DND ad on facebook" Your first mistake.

    • @Workplaylister
      @Workplaylister Месяц назад +9

      Still better than reddit

    • @GrimGearheart
      @GrimGearheart Месяц назад +12

      Actually facebook has a ton of good, hobby related groups. No matter what your hobby. Minis, dnd, costuming, model making, movie prop making, etc.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 Месяц назад +9

      I guess, but where the hell are you going to find 2e players?

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Месяц назад

      @@GrimGearheart Yeah, agreed, there's some p decent fb groups

    • @liamflynn1120
      @liamflynn1120 18 дней назад +2

      One of the best D&D campaigns I ever ran started with my best friend and I made Tinder accounts as characters from the world looking for adventurers lmao

  • @lytethekyte
    @lytethekyte Месяц назад +5177

    I feel like someone who chooses to type out "double you tee eff" has no business being upset about the word mattoos.

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 Месяц назад +537

      Honestly that upset me way more than anything the player did

    • @eirinym
      @eirinym Месяц назад +184

      And why 'you'? It's such a strange mix of onomatopoeia and actual words.

    • @KanchidoShinokyoufu
      @KanchidoShinokyoufu Месяц назад +204

      I think he used his talk-2-text feature on his phone ranting about how this crazy guy that just wants to play an overly powered version of the Nameless One. That’s probably why it’s typed out as “double you tee eff” or he’s just as nuts as Mr Mattoos. I think they’re both need to get a room. 🔔🦇🔩⚾️

    • @DucksAndCatnip
      @DucksAndCatnip Месяц назад +27

      @@KanchidoShinokyoufu i get screwball, but bell bat?

    • @justcarterr
      @justcarterr Месяц назад +64

      @@DucksAndCatnip dingbat i used my last brain cell to solve that

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester Месяц назад +1796

    In the red corner: Neckbeard
    In the blue corner: Neckbeard

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 Месяц назад

      Two smug jackasses, one calling the other a smug jackass to his face, the other pretending he doesnt think hes a smug jackass but then makes a whole reddit post about how much of a smug jackass he is

    • @graveyardoperations7407
      @graveyardoperations7407 Месяц назад +186

      LEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO UM ACKSHUALLLLLLYYYYYYYY!
      *Bell rings*

    • @shhinysilver1720
      @shhinysilver1720 Месяц назад +79

      @@graveyardoperations7407 UM ACKSHUALLY YOU SHOULDN'T USE A BELL IN THIS 21st CENTURY, YOU SHOULD USE A VOICE THAT SAYS GO.

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs Месяц назад +12

      Grognard vs Anime Fan, Fight!

    • @gelusvenn5063
      @gelusvenn5063 Месяц назад +6

      This. This right here.

  • @afunnymouth6449
    @afunnymouth6449 Месяц назад +1645

    To be perfectly honest, a couple months ago i was explaining why you are my favorite DnD youtuber and a big reason was that you dont participate in the Horror Story party of the community. However, now that you do cover horror stories, i am pleased to see you cover them from the perspective of "everyone here sounds like an annoying dork. You people need to be better adults" which is what the community desperately needs yo hear.

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 Месяц назад +43

      Underrated comment

    • @rosa4458
      @rosa4458 Месяц назад

      Agreed, a lot of clips I see of RPG horror stories are people like sensationalizing or clowning but this dudes take on them is a lot more like 'just talk to eachother' type stuff

    • @kev_whatev
      @kev_whatev Месяц назад +26

      AKA I didn’t like a thing until someone I liked did it and no you guys it’s totally fine and okay when they do it!

    • @koopakape
      @koopakape Месяц назад +5

      OH god, exactly. Yes, you nailed it.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic Месяц назад +54

      ​@@kev_whatev he's doing it differently. he's being neutral and fair to both sides

  • @Fakesi
    @Fakesi Месяц назад +856

    Listen all I’m saying is that Gorthag a half orc gunslinger who worships Jesus is an amazingly badass character

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 Месяц назад +69

      Agreed. It’s the kinda stupidity that would fit in well with Hellsing, which I’m down for

    • @pkmnherofan22
      @pkmnherofan22 Месяц назад +33

      @@kaimcdragonfist4803was literally about to say it sounds like a hellsing character

    • @EsmeraldaTGG
      @EsmeraldaTGG Месяц назад +36

      If he doesn't have the _HEAVIEST_ Texan accent, I would be immeasurably disappointed.

    • @Fakesi
      @Fakesi Месяц назад +17

      @ if you can understand a SINGLE string of words, then you’re not doing the accent right.

    • @davidbakos2502
      @davidbakos2502 Месяц назад +19

      Also, his full name has to be "Gorthag, a half orc gunslinger who worships Jesus", not just "Gorthag".

  • @taliesinbreen
    @taliesinbreen Месяц назад +1981

    I kept thinking “and then they kissed” whilst reading this telenovela-level drama so I’m glad Jacob had that same thought. 🤣

    • @KanchidoShinokyoufu
      @KanchidoShinokyoufu Месяц назад +9

      And comes in through the front door, a guy wearing a huge sombrero riding a donkey while playing his guitar & singing a wonderful ballad.

    • @HiddenNukaValley
      @HiddenNukaValley Месяц назад +8

      And then Careless Whisper plays

    • @RobCrowley85
      @RobCrowley85 Месяц назад +4

      "Telenovella-level"
      Nice alliteration!

  • @fatcat2015
    @fatcat2015 Месяц назад +3339

    It feels like so many DnD horror stories posts are like this one where it's an extended AITA. Like the encounter with the "cringe" player lasted way longer than it should have and all the unnecessary details OP looked up about the dude's personal life makes it feel really petty like they're fishing for moral superiority in this dumb encounter. Sometimes OP is themselves the horror story.

    • @theokilla2
      @theokilla2 Месяц назад +406

      Listening this and reading it on-screen gave me bad vibes as well. DM was polite and in the right to say "no", but I honestly wouldn't want to play with him either. The cringe player identified that "Ego-Problem" correctly i think.
      There is a certain level of arrogance OP gives off for sure.

    • @LaFonteCheVi
      @LaFonteCheVi Месяц назад +147

      Alot of DnD players have zero social ability or awareness. And many DMs are egotists. Everyone in this situation was wrong.

    • @micryt.
      @micryt. Месяц назад +87

      I will say that for a GM or a player it's not weird to check profiles of people you're going to be playing with. You probably should make sure you're not playing with creeps etc. I agree that this specific GM was being petty about a few things.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Месяц назад +186

      The redditors in the comment were talking about "red flags" regarding the player but I had plenty of them regarding the writer. Basically stalking his player via social media, the low magic setting, *three hundred pages* of background info for his world, the insistance that he was super polite and courteous the whole time even though he repeatedly insulted the player in his post... it doesn't sound good
      We have this person's version of the events, meaning there's a high chance he might omit or add something to make himself look better, and still he managed to make himself look bad. The entire post screams that there is more to the story than the writer lets on and there might be some DnD horror stories his players have to tell

    • @TheVenhammer
      @TheVenhammer Месяц назад +100

      @@exantiuse497even just refusing to give the player spell lists for each pantheon was a red flag for the DM

  • @ChristopherMathieu
    @ChristopherMathieu Месяц назад +813

    The "cleric spell list is based on the deity's spheres of influence" thing is a basic 2E rule. Cleric spells were assigned to "spheres" like Healing, Combat, Divination, Elemental, Plant, Weather, etc. Deities granted access to a limited number of spheres, usually with 1-3 spheres as "major access" (all spells) and 3-5 as "minor access" (only up to 3rd level). Deities that grant extra special abilities or good combat (like better armor or weapons) typically had less spell access.
    2E clerics were UNIQUE. You could entirely have a cleric who was a smiting beast but couldn't cast a single healing spell.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv Месяц назад +25

      Thank you, I was looking to see if anyone mentioned this.

    • @TheCyberSatyr
      @TheCyberSatyr Месяц назад +19

      2e clerics could be ultimate badasses, much moreso than in 5e ime

    • @eviem5658
      @eviem5658 Месяц назад +37

      My only question is why the DM couldn’t assign pre-existing 2e spheres to their homebrew gods? Even as a guideline for the sort of spells the player could expect to have access to

    • @ChristopherMathieu
      @ChristopherMathieu Месяц назад +15

      @eviem5658 Yeah, that was standard practice for 2E. They had a splatbook just for priest characters that included dozens of sample faiths with spell spheres and abilities already figured out.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv Месяц назад +15

      @@eviem5658 I assumed the DM did that, but the player asked for a list of all the spells that entailed for each deity, instead.

  • @Ocean_Man205
    @Ocean_Man205 Месяц назад +281

    My DM loves low magic settings not because it's convenient but because the idea of "magic is scarce and thus special or feared" is something he loves, and the stories work too.

    • @o_huno
      @o_huno Месяц назад +22

      That's a hook for me too. Thematically you can do some really deep shi with it and mechanically it prevents players from throwing fireballs at every problem.
      ...Even though I do very much love throwing fireballs at every problem

    • @BladeValant546
      @BladeValant546 Месяц назад +6

      Literally every story trope that people write to be edgy. But in reality it is overdone especially after ASOIAF.

    • @topasu9454
      @topasu9454 29 дней назад

      @@BladeValant546 so are you agreeing or disagreeing.... or are you just lost

    • @mikeharris6429
      @mikeharris6429 22 дня назад +2

      @@topasu9454they’re pointing out that it’s a lazy trope.

    • @MegaMrsuperawesome
      @MegaMrsuperawesome 14 часов назад

      Eh. Usually used so. Oh my bad guy has magic but you dont

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay Месяц назад +79

    13:51 i love this paragraph. “As much as it might have been fun to stoop to his level. […], but that since he was now throwing insults, [proceeds to insult him]”
    The lack of self awareness is wonderful.

  • @L337P1R4735
    @L337P1R4735 Месяц назад +3217

    I'm cool with DnD horror stories, but I think they're best when you have someone like Spencer with you because it lets you bounce off each other. I like your new haircut.

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 Месяц назад +62

      Your name, is a MOOD

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Месяц назад +20

      ​@dragonslayerornstein387 what mood is that?

    • @yaakovborovoi5905
      @yaakovborovoi5905 Месяц назад +55

      He said in the intro he made this video because he was late with the video he planned for Sunday so he had to improvise, that means he couldn't have gotten someone else

    • @L337P1R4735
      @L337P1R4735 Месяц назад +86

      @yaakovborovoi5905 sure, I'm not saying anything bad about this video I get that he was up against a deadline. I was speaking more generally that I think these videos work best with a co-host because he asked if we like them or not.

    • @ryandrew-tv7bg
      @ryandrew-tv7bg Месяц назад

      @@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Late 90's IRC

  • @prosamis
    @prosamis Месяц назад +229

    What was cringe for me is the OP's immediate first reaction to being asked for SPELL LISTS in your homebrew setting that you specifically changed is to get annoyed and go "I don't think you're a good fit"
    That's insanely passive aggressive.
    You can make a 300 page homebrew but can't make your own deity's spell lists???
    Spells are features! This is the same as saying "there are no subclasses, actually I pick that for you based on what your backstory is" then getting mad over people asking what the subclasses are
    That's insane to me

    • @Heriarka
      @Heriarka Месяц назад +41

      Same. Bro made up a whole website of fluff and then acted entitled about it, but didn't actually bother designing mechanics. Maybe this could work out with friends, but randos? They don't owe you interest in your fantasy novel until you've proven you can run a damn game.

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser Месяц назад +2

      Agreed

    • @juliabarrow-hemmings6624
      @juliabarrow-hemmings6624 10 дней назад +4

      You know what makes this worse? 2e spell lists for Clerics are defined by spheres of influence. He literally just needed to give his Gods major and minor spheres of influence and say "Basically this", even if he wanted to make changes later, it gives the player an *idea* when they are thinking about which one they want to pick. 300 pages of lore, but apparently the Gods don't have, in 5e terms, Domains?

  • @MrLuchenkov
    @MrLuchenkov Месяц назад +717

    A few points:
    1) OP seems a bit like a guy who sees himself as the hero, but the "300 page" part does make me feel like he really thinks he wrote some great book but the reality is that it's badly written, incredibly convoluted fanfic.
    2) Both of them love to hear of the sound of their own voice. The fact this kept being an argument long after it had been shut down kinda reinforces that point.
    3) Nomadic Baron Elric Savage is a great name. It's like a medieval wrestler.

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 Месяц назад +53

      I dont have major evidence to support this, but: from what it seemed to me, the DM's "300 page" lore doc was an organized World Anvil-style wiki thing. Youve got summaries, you've got one page apiece for each city/nation/race/legend/person. It didn't seem like the DM even wanted anyone to read the entire thing, just to locate and read the pieces they were interested in.

    • @Eshajori
      @Eshajori Месяц назад +28

      @@brookejon3695 Sure, expecting a new player to engage with that at all is honestly a huge red flag though. A short handout with some bullet-points is one thing, guiding someone on how to make their character fit is one thing. But the DMs job is to build the world during play, not have 300 page readings assignments. If I'm like "do you have a god of trickery" and you link me the page with the details I need, fine. And I'll happily engage with some of those pages AFTER I'm more invested in the story/characters. Asking me to read it AS THE INTRODCTION to your world is far too high an expectation.
      Sounds like a case of problematic player meets problematic DM.

    • @MrLuchenkov
      @MrLuchenkov Месяц назад

      @@cablecablecable Precisely.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@brookejon3695OP said that it would have taken 20 minutes to readthe lore and make a character. Personally, I can't read 300 pages in 20 minutes

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 Месяц назад +2

      @@Eshajori It really doesn't sound like they wanted the players to read the entire thing immediately, just enough to figure out what sort of character they wanted to make

  • @Krapahirlin
    @Krapahirlin Месяц назад +156

    I think my problem is that guy had 300 pages worth of world building but doesn't have all levels of spells mapped for each deity. If they are spells i cannot use if i worship the wrong person than i want to know before you arbitrarily decide when im the right level.

    • @MissingmyBabbu
      @MissingmyBabbu 21 день назад +16

      Yeah that's definitely weird. Surely AD&D has a base section where it lays out which types of gods get which spells. From there, it wouldn't be hard to compare them to your homebrew gods and go 'Well since Thor in the books gets XYZ powers, my storm god can get those. and Aphrodite is most like this other goddess, so those spells work for her.' you know? I'm making a homebrew world right now with homebrew gods, and each of them will have different classes/subclasses associated with them (though you won't HAVE to play as those to worship specific gods per se). It's really not hard.

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 17 дней назад +22

      The other issue is that he hated the magic tattoos and called them "convenient" as if the player was homebrewing them, and even added a snipe about how the player didn't "know" an AD&D rule about ASIs and said AD&D doesn't do those. AD&D *does* have ASIs, you get them through Magic Books or Wish, or the DM can reward them. And magic tattoos aren't a homebrew, they're straight up just a *thing* in AD&D, and Wizards can even get spells to make them, including Tattoos of Power which are just Spell-Storing tattoos that precast the contained spell and releases them later to bypass component and casting needs. Funnily enough, magic tattoos fit better into low magic settings than full blown clerics casually throwing around *miracles* multiple times a day, because scribing tattoos is very prohibitive in availability if you don't have a pocket Wizard (and even then it's time consuming and expensive).
      Dude really just wanted a reason to hate the player because the player was your bog standard ex-military bro-guy who dared to ask for a spell list, probably because it made him realize he wrote 300 pages and a website of world building but forgot to include actually relevant information for the players to use.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 8 дней назад +2

      In 2ed deities allowed spells to their adherents according to groups called "spheres". Each spell has an indicated sphere so it's easy to cross reference which spheres your chosen deity allows access to

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 8 дней назад

      ​@KaleidosXXI not to be that guy, but while magical tattoos may be a thing in 2ed, I don't recall them, but might have been a Dark Sun thing or whatever, sounds like he was ripping the magic system right out of Margaret Weiss' Death Gate cycle, but I could be wrong.
      But my initial take with the 1st lvl fighter/3rd lvl cleric of Thor build sounded very munchkin-y, a self healing tank...
      A big weakness of 2ed is that it did lend itself to rules lawyers and munchkin murder hobo builds.

    • @boxonothing4087
      @boxonothing4087 2 дня назад +1

      if you can't adapt to what you don't know yet and want the safety of lists, you should stick to video games

  • @emythelemon
    @emythelemon Месяц назад +158

    The thing is i actually agree with asking for a full spell list. My character concepts absolutely intertwine with the class. I have an archfey warlock that i decided to go all in on enchantment, illusions and necromancy for. Spells add to the flavour of my character. Getting told "nah just pick something" would be a turnoff for me

    • @what4521
      @what4521 Месяц назад +1

      but aren't there lots of spells? Like, isn't it easier to draw a line at something like "no homebrew, everything else is fine" and then look for spells that will go well with this exact character and\or their god, show them to GM if they said they were fine with homebrew or other non-official sources?

    • @emythelemon
      @emythelemon Месяц назад +17

      @@what4521 sure, i was just basing off the fact this was already supposed to be in a low magic setting, so i too, as a player, would have assumed asking for what the spell list specifically is would be a totally reasonable request

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek Месяц назад +2

      And, taking all other aspects of the situation out of it, if you were denied that information, you walk away. That's called understanding that that game, is not the game you want to have.

  • @Missiletainn
    @Missiletainn Месяц назад +333

    So following on from the rant about low magic settings.
    I've ran a game where I went to the players and said "Alright, I wanna run a game where you can only play Human fighters, who's in?", got 4 players, of course the setting was low magic, but it wasn't for long.
    I designed it so that the game world used to be high magic, but something happened like 500 years ago and now it's low magic, and the plot line was essentially making the world high magic again, and the main plot thread involved the players getting magical weapons to fight magical threats.
    it was super fun, went from levels 1 to 11, and then we wrapped it up with a big final boss fight.
    Low magic can work, it just has to be done in certain ways, and introducing a player halfway through tends to cause issues in terms of balancing the magic.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +7

      I want to do something like that to where the characters research and create all the crazy the ancients couldnt dream of.
      But i hate low fanasty because frankly.. it a restriction.. it handcuffs to your creavitity.
      Often for bad reasons by a bad dm.

    • @jimjimson6208
      @jimjimson6208 Месяц назад +21

      @@Subject_Keter
      Like 90% of low magic campaigns that I've ever seen don't actually ban caster PCs. It is generally just a flavour thing. With that being said, it's only really a restriction if you go into it expecting it to be like a high fantasy setting. The reason people enjoy it is because it makes you problem solve instead of just having a spell to resolve any situation you might encounter. If you've ever DMd for high level DND you know how impossible it is to make interesting obstacles other than combat for a party of casters that can just wind walk, etherealness, etc. their problems away.
      I would never run mechanically low magic DND because there are systems explicitly designed for that kind of game, but I understand why people do it (it's unreasonably difficult to find people willing to play anything other than DND). I think DND generally sucks for mechanically low magic because it is a nightmare to balance. Martials ironically suffer most in that kind of campaign as they are incredibly dependent on magic items to function properly.

    • @YellowVenom
      @YellowVenom Месяц назад +4

      I ran a campaign where my players were very confident in their intelligence. So, I decided to run a low magic campaign. It was me and three others. This was really helpful, too, as this was only the second campaign I've ever DM'd. It's not like magic didn't exist, though. I kept in spells that weren't traditional used for battling. Like walk on water. I even had one of the players come to me before a session started and asked if I could make to where thorn whip grabbed things instead of damaged them. This led to insane and fun escapes and encounters. This idea helped me a lot, and my players loved it.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Месяц назад +2

      Sounds loosely like Final Fantasy 6

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann Месяц назад +8

      ​@@Subject_KeterMy advice is: play it with a different game. Every RPG has restrictions and excluding magic from the toolkit doesn't exactly mean that you don't have many options left. All of human history proves that one can do many things without magic. The problem with low magic D&D is that you end up with an extremely clunky, unbalanced system that doesn't offer much more than the "roll 1d20+x" style of resolving challenges.
      As for handcuffing creativity ... people use creativity to achieve something they couldn't normally achieve. One of the things I dislike about D&D magic is that there are spells for some problems that completely negate them, so they do not leave room for creativity.

  • @jammiestofthesandwich8625
    @jammiestofthesandwich8625 Месяц назад +412

    13:56 I love the voice transition when listening to people read 'subjective' Reddit stories, there's a clear moment when you hear they begin to lose faith with the OP

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 Месяц назад +31

      I'm always wary of AITA-type posts, as it's always from one person's perspective and they could either be intentionally making themselves look better or just actually not understand their own fault

    • @friedtoads13
      @friedtoads13 Месяц назад +10

      @@stevbe1723or the more likely option, they made that whole shit up

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 Месяц назад +19

      @@friedtoads13 possible but in my opinion unlikely, sure some people want the reddit attention, but being validated about a situation where you're at least partially if not fully at fault is probably a bigger factor

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@stevbe1723i'd agree if this really was an aita post. But in rpghorror stories the idea is that you already see yourself as the "victim"

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 7 дней назад +1

      ​@donb7519 Probably. I could write a RPGHorrorStory about someone who said they'd join, then continually flaked when it came to the actual sessions, but I don't care enough to. And that's the thing, people who had relatively straightforward conflicts don't care to share it that publically.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate Месяц назад +976

    The DM went out of his way to keep this problem going. The solution was as easy as saying, "This isn't going to work. Good luck at another table." and leaving it there. The extra 10 minutes were just drama farming.

    • @nerdorama009
      @nerdorama009 Месяц назад +53

      I mean OP doesn't come out smelling like roses here, but he DID try this twice.

    • @MrZega000
      @MrZega000 Месяц назад +21

      Most average Redditor

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Месяц назад +26

      If the rejected problem player _keeps_ e-mailing/texting/phoning the GM to "explain" his weirdo character, I can see the GM getting annoyed.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts Месяц назад

      It’s just two assholes farting into each other until the end of time

    • @riculfriculfson7243
      @riculfriculfson7243 Месяц назад +19

      I respectfully disagree. Some people still want to try and diplomatically resolve a disagreement. This felt like one of those times.

  • @karioscool
    @karioscool Месяц назад +60

    When I first saw Mattoo Artist I just imagined a guy that makes tattoos that moves. And Im stealing that for my next campaign, where the whole plot twist reveal will be the fact, that the whole world is just some guy's Mattoo of a world, where small ink people actually evolved and he is just showing it to some random friends at a party somewhere, and they are betting on what the silly magic tattoo people will do next...
    Like the whole plot will be about preventing the coming of the eternal night, and it will just be this guy putting his shirt back on... that might work actually

    • @panampace
      @panampace Месяц назад +15

      Being upset at mattoos (either the name or the concept) is like forgetting what game you’re playing. It’s DnD. It’s full of dumb silly magical fun. God forbid someone make up their own dumb silly magical fun idea.

    • @amethystimagination3332
      @amethystimagination3332 Месяц назад +7

      Maybe I’m just immune to cringe but I don’t see a problem with mattoo

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 17 дней назад +5

      @@panampace They didn't even make up the magic tattoos. Those are an actual thing in AD&D, with several variety ranging from passive buffs to spell-storing, and Wizards even get spells to make them themselves. For that matter, ASIs are *also* a thing in AD&D, the DM was wrong about that ruling.

  • @loganmoses9981
    @loganmoses9981 Месяц назад +102

    I think the biggest reason why low-magic setting suck, is because they are playing a high magic game. They should just play a game that supports a low-magic setting.

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser Месяц назад +8

      Yeah low magic is really hard to do in DnD. Cool idea in another DnDesc game

    • @Mr_Chinchila
      @Mr_Chinchila Месяц назад +2

      Honestly at this point play Mythras or something.

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Месяц назад +8

      D&D literally started as a Lord of the Rings game, and the default setting was low-magic Greyhawk. Dark Sun was infamously low-magic originally, to the point of being basically the Conan setting.
      That said, all editions after 2e are definitely not designed for that, and the game has become more high-magic (which I prefer).

    • @Mr_Chinchila
      @Mr_Chinchila Месяц назад +4

      @@Nomadik it wasnt low magic per say, magic could still do some wild shit and it was still way more present than LOTR. It's just that magic had more limitations to it, I'd say.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Месяц назад

      Based take

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan Месяц назад +1246

    So the OP:
    - Is the one complaining on Reddit.
    - Went to check the other guy's FB at the _first sign_ of disagreement.
    - Put all that pointless info into his already rambling rant post. In a mocking tone too.
    - Kept arguing with the other guy while claiming to have taken the "high road."
    - Complained about the ego-thing _in particular._
    Yeah, it's like 75% about OP's ego, lol.

    • @Floraclaw
      @Floraclaw Месяц назад +192

      Yeah. The big red flag for me the DM was expecting a player to read a 300 page document about the world. I would have noped so fast.
      I've been on and off dming for about 6 years and I don't even have 300 pages of notes for multiple campaigns combined.

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 Месяц назад +83

      It becames 100% if you put your first point at the last position. Doing all that and post complains on reddit without even noticing single issue described is 100% ego thing.

    • @GaiashKetoji
      @GaiashKetoji Месяц назад +11

      I think with this specific scenario it’s 50/50.

    • @FraternityOfShadows
      @FraternityOfShadows Месяц назад +56

      @@Floraclaw I've been DMing for 3 years, and i have 500+ pages of campaign notes alone. This guy had been DMing for 34. 300 pages of lore is 100% beliveable for someone who is actually engaged in the hobby. And it's not like it was expected to read ALL of it.

    • @Viperspider1
      @Viperspider1 Месяц назад +18

      This and every other Reddit post lol. They're all just seeking validation.

  • @antirevomag834
    @antirevomag834 Месяц назад +218

    Nah. that guy may have been cringe but so was the DM. 300 pages IS a good excuse, especially when the guy asks you "what kinda magic does each one have" and your response is (paraphrased) "i didn't bother to think about that part"
    You wrote. 300 pages of lore. and gave no proper detail to how to make it, didn't you. Didn't you. We all know that's what you did.
    DM is just as cringe in that story for completely other reasons than the player, but both are cringe AF.

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox Месяц назад +6

      So you think that a person who has been DM'ing for 34 years is going to be bad at creating lore?
      It's 300 pages of info total. You don't have to read the whole thing, because most of it probably won't apply to every player. HOWEVER, he did tell that player which parts to glance at, to build their character. The player then asked for MORE info, which completely *obliterates* this argument.
      I mean, seriously, most D&D reference books are longer than that. Do you read every page? No. You look through the index to find what you need and just read that.

    • @antirevomag834
      @antirevomag834 Месяц назад +42

      @@voxorox and when asked for the info he needed to know, he was refused that info, becuse the guy with 34 years of DMing didn't have an answer, despite writing out a BOOK.
      that's how i know he's bad at it. He's had 34 years to learn, and was caught off guard by someone asking him for more info and tried to make the person who asked for more info look like the bad guy for ASKING for more info.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@voxorox it's precisely the 300 pages of homebrew that shows his incompetence, since the time taken to write all that could be used to learn a game system that better accomodates his setting 😂

    • @ProtocolDroidHK47
      @ProtocolDroidHK47 22 дня назад +4

      ​@@voxorox I've been playing Pokemon since before I could read, doesn't make me an expert, or even generally good. Dude couldn't be bothered to come up with spell lists because he'd rather write a book of lore.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 8 дней назад +1

      As long as the dm indicated which spheres each deity allowed major and minor access to, they wouldn't need to create specific lists for each deity. The player should have the wherewithal to cross reference the deity's spheres with what spells are which spheres, at least every time I played a 2ed cleric that was the case. Especially since it's as easy as "which spheres does my diety allow? Okay, it's these spells then."
      When the player dropped the fighter/cleric of Thor build immediately, guy sounds like a min/maxing murder hobo munchkin. That's clearly a self-healing tank build. The thing that gives it away is the dual class. 2ed clerics aren't bad fighters on their own, but he just wanted enough cleric levels to carry around a few cure light wounds spells and I bet he piled on as many Complete Fighter's Handbook specializations as possible and would just level as a fighter
      Edit: thought about it a little more, and yeah, total combat munchkin. I bet he specialized his fighter to have 3/2 attacks per round at level 1 as well as a comparable starting THAC0 as a 3rd or 4th level cleric, and as one of Thor, pretty sure spiritual hammer is allowed, so after casting that 1st round, he could be +1 attack every round. A little OP for level 4 if you ask me, letter of the law, sure, but not the spirit.

  • @grimbobagman4133
    @grimbobagman4133 Месяц назад +879

    I love how Jacob in the span of a few seconds went 'Man, can you believe these guys used to just use old Norse gods in DND? Pfft, that's so... Man, that sounds great' Just so ready to roast old players just to 180 on the spot.

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial Месяц назад +82

      To be fair, Tyr is canonically a Forgotten Realms deity.
      Also, The Egyptian God Anubis watches over the dead gods in the astral plane IIRC
      I'd allow it depending on the setting

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад +13

      My last campaign, I flat out stole gods from a handful of video games, renamed them and reskinned them a little.
      -
      My next one I think I may draw from Native American mythology and blend it with the elven gods in Dragon Age (not all that different, from initial investigation).

    • @AkyJave
      @AkyJave Месяц назад +15

      Funny thing is that Thor is in the 2014 PHB (or DMG/Xanathars, I forget but I know it's there somewhere)

    • @linc4205
      @linc4205 Месяц назад +13

      @@AkyJave I'm in a campaign now where one of the players is a Paladin of Hestia, who I believe is also in the DMG so I think most of the Greek and Norse gods are considered canon to most DnD worlds.

    • @emessar
      @emessar Месяц назад +7

      @@AkyJave Yeah. It's one of the alternate pantheons in the appendix.

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 Месяц назад +18

    "Mattoos" reminds me of an old comic book villain called "the tattooed man", who could bring his tattoos to life.
    he was one of Green Lantern's worst enemies, because his tattoos were YELLOW.

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 25 дней назад +1

      Now I'm imagining Green Lantern against an army of LEGO people. Maybe even a LEGO version of himself, but it's old so it still has the yellow face. I'm also extremely curious as to where his powers determine the line between yellow and other colors.

  • @sinisterpuddle6655
    @sinisterpuddle6655 Месяц назад +20

    I think low magic is better used when it's like, you use magic and let your players use it, but it's viewed as unusual by larger society. Like people have weird superstions about it and don't see it often enought to really trust magic

  • @KettleHatt
    @KettleHatt Месяц назад +912

    he kept talking to him because the post is a thinly disguised humble brag about how great his game is

    • @SecureBirch410
      @SecureBirch410 Месяц назад +133

      Yeah I get red flags from that dm too. I mean dude never even points out how it is actually pretty unreasonable to expect anyone to read 300 pages... He can write 300 pages, but not come up with spell lists for his gods? He just wants a generic backstory which seems like something he probably won't do anything with. Like no character arc.
      Also him replying to a comment where the commenter points out a really cool adaptation, but the dm just shuts it down like nope, no characters from other dimensions allowed! it would be cool in spelljammer he says, not his campaign though. Why? It reminds me of when I started dming and would be unreasonable strict on characters because I was worried it would interfere with the story- its actually good when it does and the player had a point about how its cool for players to give you things you can integrate into the story.
      also also he checked his facebook profile? Thats weird... And then he rants about it, like that has no relevance at all lol, he just wanted to insult the player.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +4

      Everything is a humble brag nowadays

    • @-Nicetomeetyou
      @-Nicetomeetyou Месяц назад +30

      @@SecureBirch410It is unreasonable to expect anyone to read all 300 pages however the OP mentioned there was a blurb for a rundown of how that gods magic worked. Not to mention the "find in page" function still exists and is entirely reasonable to expect someone to use it. Both the player and DM suck but using find in page to look for info is perhaps one of the lowest conceivable bars to set.

    • @samuelsalvatore4511
      @samuelsalvatore4511 Месяц назад +38

      "thinly disguised" a loxodon casting disguise self to turn into a tabaxi is more subtle than this post

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Месяц назад +13

      ​@@SecureBirch410I mean, I once shat out 5000 words about one giant hut and managed 3 words on my biggest city. "Is the capitol" 😂😂

  • @arellajardin8188
    @arellajardin8188 Месяц назад +494

    Sometimes, the OP is the horror story, as much as the person they're ranting about. Not siding with either, but the OP does come off a little up his own butt. Not sure why asking for a deity spell list was controversial, seems like relevant information for picking one.

    • @FromMan2Monkey
      @FromMan2Monkey Месяц назад +128

      The facebook digging section was so corny. “He seems to be REALLY proud of being a veteran” like stfu bro get back to the story.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions Месяц назад +27

      Some old school DMs are like that. They get stuck in their ways and don't budge.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Месяц назад +81

      Three hundred pages of background story for his world is a gigantic ask for a player to read. Saying "just give me a list to pick from" is not unreasonable
      I had red flags about the OP despite him trying to cast himself in a favorable light. Something tells me that he is not fun to play with

    • @MCastleberry1980
      @MCastleberry1980 Месяц назад +17

      @@exantiuse497 Yeah, when you have an insanely detailed homebrew world AND are playing 2E... that's the warning sign also lol I'm guessing he's been building this world for 30 some odd years with that much detail.

    • @Azimii
      @Azimii Месяц назад +12

      @@exantiuse497i have to assume (hope) the website is more of a wiki than just a longass textbook

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift Месяц назад +454

    TL;DR/DW: GM is crazy about his game, has a massive ego. Player joins that's a cringy powerplayer. Both argue, neither is correct. They argue until one probably blocked the other.

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 Месяц назад +29

      Legend says they still argue til this day.

    • @dngn4774
      @dngn4774 Месяц назад +15

      I’m just glad I don’t have to play with either of them.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift Месяц назад +22

      @@dngn4774 It's like a venn diagram on rpghorrorstories. Either it's a player, the dm or the audience (the reddit people) who are wrong. Sometimes, like here, two.

    • @chimchar87
      @chimchar87 Месяц назад

      What is the /DW after the TL;DR?

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift Месяц назад +1

      @chimchar87 "didn't watch"

  • @nichtviet9417
    @nichtviet9417 Месяц назад +10

    I'm not the biggest fan of D&D horror stories, because I am pretty sure that most of them are fabricated.
    "Wow so this guy that no one in your group liked was ultra cringe and then your character kicked his behind and everyone clapped afterwards and then your crush fell in love with you? I can't believe it."

  • @JnJGaming
    @JnJGaming Месяц назад +26

    12:27 sudden Pacman jumpscare

  • @Midwinter_Snow
    @Midwinter_Snow Месяц назад +110

    ...now I wanna play a wizard who accidentally planeshifted themself with a failed experiment from their low magic home world where they were one of the most powerful spellcasters who had gone through decades of study and practice and experimenting... Only to now be effectively like a level 2 wizard in the forgotten realms or something and just aghast and bitter at how 'easy' magic is for everybody.

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 Месяц назад +2

      I think that is a great concept!

    • @ComedyPlastic
      @ComedyPlastic Месяц назад +4

      That poor wizard would be so traumatized lmao

    • @ArmoredSoul1
      @ArmoredSoul1 Месяц назад +3

      This is legit an isekai lmao I respect it.

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 25 дней назад +1

      Nope don't mind me. I'm not steak this concept or anything...

  • @Saru5000
    @Saru5000 Месяц назад +69

    19:32 Eberron really feels like they looked at what magic does in D&D and built the setting around that. Other D&D settings feel like they built a setting and decided to use D&D for the system as an after thought

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Месяц назад +1

      That's exactly what happened with Eberron. I playtested it during the 3.5 days.

  • @NothingKingKN
    @NothingKingKN Месяц назад +185

    I mean, he is an AD&D player. Of course is funnier to argue than to play the game.

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin Месяц назад +76

    14:04 If you have to say "I've been nothing but respectful" after someone calls you out on being egotistical: they are correct, you are egotistical and are now boasting like a self righteous jerk about how "respectful" you think you are, which fyi, isn't respectful.

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox Месяц назад +1

      Literally wrong, bro. That only works if the person who "calls them out" is right. Spoiler alert: NO.

    • @SlayingSin
      @SlayingSin Месяц назад

      @voxorox So, in summation, your entire gripe with my irrefutably apt observation of the OPs attitude is, "nuh uh u rong and I am offended at u". Got it.

    • @jeremysmith8698
      @jeremysmith8698 Месяц назад +2

      I mean, both parties are wrong honestly. It should have all ended with DM:"That character isn't going to work, either come back with a different concept or bounce." Other Guy:Nuhu-uh I gave you a character." DM: "It doesn't fit, we aren't the game for you. We can work something out or this conversation can end." If other guy keeps responding, don't respond back. But go on about someone being called out for being egotistical. Seems like that is exactly what you are doing right now.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Месяц назад +2

      @@SlayingSin " my irrefutably apt observation" ...yeah, you're definitely the expert on being egotistical.

    • @gamergang2686
      @gamergang2686 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠@@SlayingSinYou’re egotistical for calling your statement irrefutably apt when it is not. I could go up to anyone and say that they’re egotistical. If they say no, that’s egoistical? Doesn’t make sense. In this situation, both are in the wrong, but your reasoning isn’t right.

  • @GeekandGlory
    @GeekandGlory Месяц назад +5

    Jacobs back and forth watpad fanfic skit is what we were all thinking in the end.
    If I ever want to bring in a pre-made character, I always ask the DM prior about my concept and if certain homebrew is allowed within reason (I have a character who is a werewolf that has pretty balance werewolf 5e based powers). I then try and modify my character to best suit the world so we are all happy. If it doesn't work, I just make a new one.

  • @demonderpz7937
    @demonderpz7937 Месяц назад +133

    My new personal character idea: "Manly Man" Sandy Ravage, the Human Rune Knight fighter who uses "Mattoos" (the runes are used as tattoos on items) who starts with the grappler feat and later takes tavern brawler

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад +3

      Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage is top tier naming.
      From ruclips.net/video/n1jAfNUOaT4/видео.html

    • @Pystro
      @Pystro Месяц назад +7

      @@MonkeyJedi99 Only if he regularly says "Did I stutter?!?" (after introducing himself and giving some command that gets ignored).
      Rage: "Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage. Since this has just become a crime scene I am afraid I have to hold you here."
      Some random dude: "You can't do that!"
      Rage: "DID I STUTTER?!?"

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j Месяц назад +6

      Uses special potions in the form of "meat snacks" you don't drink the potion, you snap into it!

    • @demonderpz7937
      @demonderpz7937 Месяц назад

      @@KaiHouston-m6j CRACK IT LIKE A SKINNY LINNY YEAHHHHH

  • @MickeyDoop1
    @MickeyDoop1 Месяц назад +96

    6:20 Ok but if you put a restriction on what spells you can use and you told the player to ask you any questions, you can't then be frustrated when the player wants to know what spells they will be able to use

    • @KaineVillante
      @KaineVillante Месяц назад +7

      Ya i think the guy was frustrated because the player wanted him to make a spreadsheet with every single spell list for every deity. That would be hours of arduous work

    • @ValStinks
      @ValStinks Месяц назад +42

      @@KaineVillante except he has a 300 page website for the setting. how do you put that much labor into organizing your lore and you never made a spell list for the spheres of magic? especially when its a low magic setting? seems like the kind of thing you'd want to define

    • @PerfectWorldRPG
      @PerfectWorldRPG Месяц назад +7

      @@ValStinks exactly, both parties in this discussion seem awful

    • @MickeyDoop1
      @MickeyDoop1 Месяц назад +5

      @@KaineVillante I understand that, but then he can't expect the player to do that work for him, and also read a bunch of his lore lol

    • @rikusauske
      @rikusauske Месяц назад +6

      I'm more surprised that In his 300 page lore document he doesn't have domain spells on like, a table

  • @asmallphd9648
    @asmallphd9648 Месяц назад +490

    Magical tattoos are sick. DM in the wrong, should have just told him the table was not for him sooner. Also bad vibes from both of them.

    • @elicantu6015
      @elicantu6015 Месяц назад +23

      mattoos lol

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +45

      The tattoo guy clearly didnt want to play by the op rules.
      You can say Khrone from 40k sucks but not make up a sexy war god who noms up Khrone followers. 😂

    • @Aeivious
      @Aeivious Месяц назад +30

      The idea of just ignoring part of the game as a benefit isn't really all that interesting, its just a flat buff.
      Aa a reward or something the players could strive for, absolutely, but just walking in and saying you have it is incredibly lame.

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce Месяц назад +66

      magical tattoos are cool. the word “mattoos” is not

    • @TheMadMedek
      @TheMadMedek Месяц назад +37

      The player ignored the setting AND the rules. The DM shouldn’t have engaged further after that character submission though and left it at “We are not going to be a fit for you”

  • @hunterkinsella5303
    @hunterkinsella5303 8 дней назад +2

    This is such a nothing burger. Most of these “horror stories” are just misunderstandings that get out of hand because of a lack of social awareness

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 Месяц назад +3

    12:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    If you read a DM's brief and go "oh this person's ego is enormous", why would you even TRY to get into their campaign? Like if you perceive them as self-absorbed in the stage of play where you aren't even interacting with them, why would you not expect it to get worse the moment they start actually running their game?? this man's tripping

  • @ajayjackson7089
    @ajayjackson7089 Месяц назад +58

    Jacob: "I have deadlines and am very busy."
    Also Jacob: "I was bored and scrolling Reddit."

    • @MonochromaticPrism
      @MonochromaticPrism Месяц назад +4

      tbf that is also me, so I can't really judge

    • @Shlock7
      @Shlock7 Месяц назад +4

      So there's this thing called ADHD... (/j)

    • @silly_billy-e1i
      @silly_billy-e1i Месяц назад +1

      yknow that being busy doesn't mean u work 24/7 right

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Месяц назад

      Are you just learning about the concept of a break?

    • @ajayjackson7089
      @ajayjackson7089 Месяц назад

      @@stevendemayo3631 ALL GAS. NO BREAKS (brakes either)

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil Месяц назад +131

    4:10 you say that, but Christianity was canon in Forgotten Realms up until 4e.

    • @bandwagonbuzzard1617
      @bandwagonbuzzard1617 Месяц назад +11

      And St. Cuthbert was heavily implied to be the IRL one.

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Месяц назад +2

      Was it? I definitely don't remember that in 3.t, but maybe because Mystra & Mielikki were cooler.

    • @barrydheil
      @barrydheil Месяц назад +9

      @@Nomadik Idk about 3.5, but I know 2nd, 3rd, and 4th edition had Yahweh/ God as a listed deity.

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz Месяц назад +5

      Tyr is still one of the main gods in the Forgotten Realms and afaik he is canonically just venturing over from our world to play god in a couple different worlds at once.

    • @obamabiden
      @obamabiden Месяц назад +3

      i think the ancient Egyptian gods are still there afaik
      were also still in pathfinder but they recently threw them all out as part of the 2e make all the lore utterly incomprehensible project (except, for some bizarre reason, Bes)

  • @Godzillanid
    @Godzillanid Месяц назад +534

    Short hair jump scare

    • @envytee9659
      @envytee9659 Месяц назад +6

      He's had it a while though

    • @Bigg3rdick3r69-v9d
      @Bigg3rdick3r69-v9d Месяц назад

      I thought I traveled 40 years in the future when I saw that short hair, I thought that was his on or some shit 💀

    • @aaronmckone8973
      @aaronmckone8973 Месяц назад +5

      @@envytee9659it still surprises me though

    • @ienjoyoranges
      @ienjoyoranges Месяц назад +1

      @@envytee9659 oh.

    • @terry_the_terrible
      @terry_the_terrible Месяц назад +4

      Oh no. How is he gonna play Gigachad player now? :(

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan Месяц назад +9

    I really like the idea of low magic settings (tho I haven't done it myself yet, so...) bc magic can be op as hell. It can be as simple as making a horrid rainstorm turn the land to mud or make mudslides, stopping an approaching army, or shooting the snake arrows from Conan, to how only so many people can use the force in Star wars. Mages might not have much use in combat, but they can be diviners, accepting gold to tell farmers how the harvest will be and how to prepare. It's more a shifty and roleplay heavy role, but I think it can work; maybe make them cheats and charlatans, able to do magic when it really counts, but most of the time, since magic is so rare, they sell a lot of snake oil, or rely on tricks like the wizard of Oz.

    • @aquartertwo
      @aquartertwo Месяц назад +3

      I like the approach in Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy (GoT with sentient food) in that it was low-magic in a sense that magic was *suppressed* instead of non-existent. There were consequences to not having subtlety in casting spells.

  • @GeoffRamler
    @GeoffRamler Месяц назад +2

    I played a 5e homebrew where all of our characters were tied to the Greek pantheon in some way. My half-elf bard was a forgotten son of Dionysius. We were all estranged from the deity we chose, and not necessarily blood related to them, so none of our characters knew that the others had this shared history when they first met. Some of them were not even aware of their own connection at all. We ended up being recruited to the same adventuring party because all of us seemed to exhibit special gifts noticed by others, given our secret links to the Olympians. Over time, our characters would reveal more about their relationships and their powers, and discover the hidden threads that tied them all together. It was super fun, I recommend it to anyone looking to bring some earth-based mythology into their games

  • @crimsonweeb
    @crimsonweeb Месяц назад +318

    Mattoos instead of calling it Skin Script is cringe

    • @averagegamingplayer
      @averagegamingplayer Месяц назад +11

      It's a totally new original thing, that gives you powers to do spells from other worlds.

    • @kagelobo7444
      @kagelobo7444 Месяц назад +33

      Oh good name. My first thought was “ink weaver “

    • @Lrbearclaw
      @Lrbearclaw Месяц назад +40

      ​@@kagelobo7444The Ink Weaver is the Wizard subclass. "Skin Script" is the spellcasting form.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +2

      That "SINK!" Book has a wizard class that all that.

    • @harrison2768
      @harrison2768 Месяц назад

      Fell? From planescape?

  • @EchoDeus
    @EchoDeus Месяц назад +112

    I have a low-magic setting I want to run where it doesn't limit what the players can choose, but will absolutely affect reactions to public magic use and limit how many magic users and magic items they encounter. For a truly full low-magic setting you probably want to play a different tabletop game designed with that in mind.

    • @expikah
      @expikah Месяц назад +14

      Yeah, the magic level of a D&D setting should really define more about how the world reacts to PCs doing magical stuff and what they might encounter, not restricting the class they can play. Maybe also restricting race/species selection but I think most settings should be doing that (or going crazy and giving every race/species a place but that's a *lot* of work)

    • @jediping
      @jediping Месяц назад +7

      I played in a game setting where magic was variations of frowned upon to illegal, but there was still magic and some magic items and even a few dragons. Worked quite well, I felt.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial Месяц назад +1

      You can experiment by doing a short campaign in a world where you get a lot of cantrips but need to complete a quest (eg. get to Level 5) to unlock leveled spells.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Месяц назад +1

      A channel called Desks and Dorks made a fantastic low magic video recently that uses and explains it in a manner that is not burdened by the recent years of what low magic should not be. A lot of it is in fact just bad DMs but this was very uncommon pre-lockdown where it is now almost expected.
      It has guides for both limiting the size and scope of magic while making it still very obviously a setting with magic. A lot of times it means making a setting with no tangible at all and I really hope that ends.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Месяц назад +1

      The only thing worse than arbitrarily limiting player characters is not communicating what is arbitrarily limited, so players never know what they are allowed to use.

  • @Slinky0205
    @Slinky0205 Месяц назад +41

    3:34 fun fact, there are gods from different real world mythologies, including Thor, in the list of gods at the end of the (2014) Player's Handbook

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 Месяц назад +3

      I mean, 3 / 3.5 had an official book that detailed deities from several irl pantheons (Greek, Norse, and Egyptian iirc).
      Even some of the DND official deities are pulled from irl pantheons, like Tyr in DND is pretty much pulled straight from the Norse pantheon.

    • @Jeromy1986
      @Jeromy1986 Месяц назад +1

      Even better, I have heard that Ragnarok is actually canon to D&D cosmology.

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz Месяц назад +2

      I mean, Tyr is one of the biggest gods in FR.

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 Месяц назад +51

    New player won’t read my 300 page amateur novel 😡😡😡

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN Месяц назад +3

      that's entirely worldbuilding and has no story or characters, because that's their job!

  • @RichHeart89
    @RichHeart89 Месяц назад +1

    Started reading a reddit story at 3am.
    Ended up acting out a kissing scene.
    It’s 7am now.
    There are no deadlines anymore.

  • @schmendrick6536
    @schmendrick6536 Месяц назад +15

    You missed the perfect sponsor line opportunity.
    "Everyone probably would have had a better time in the Sunless Citadel if they just had some MeUndies, so they'd be comfortable where the sun don't shine."

  • @TheKarishi
    @TheKarishi Месяц назад +22

    I had a player who, when I introduced him to Pathfinder 2E, asked how he could make "A character like Rimuru from Slime Diaries." And I was like, "That guy's basically a god by the end of episode 2. The adventure goes levels 1-10. You can't." To his credit he accepted that.
    I try to give him cool "spooky fox spirit" moments when he uses his Kitsune ancestry feats for stuff like kitsune-bi attacks or wordless intimidate checks, and that's mostly mollified him.

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 Месяц назад +2

      Slime Diaries? I thought it had that really long name, "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime"?

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 Месяц назад

      @@ctdaniels7049 Different names in different countries, I'm sure.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Месяц назад +1

      @@cyte112 Nah, Slime Diaries is the spinoff. OP just got mixed up.

  • @BeastGuyver
    @BeastGuyver Месяц назад +19

    in all fairness in 2e magical tattoos were called Mattoos. yeah its goofy there was alot of goofy stuff in 2e

    • @panampace
      @panampace Месяц назад +9

      Yeah people are like “the name is cringe” and I’m like did you forget what game we’re playing??

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@panampaceto be fair, he did say that he's never played 2e

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 17 дней назад +1

      That wasn't their actual name, they were "magical tattoos" and "tattoos of X". But players did call them "mattoos" to differentiate between other kinds of tattoos.

  • @shaungould6391
    @shaungould6391 Месяц назад +1

    I always tell my players that I don't care how crazy their back story is as long as it doesn't afford them an advantage in any way to anybody else in the group.
    You want to be an enforcer from gamma world with a type 5 blaster? OK, but all your power cells are drained.
    In time, I'm sure you can find a way around it.But for now you're just a fighter.
    Your mother Is a cosmic entity or god?
    Okay, but she's decided to be fickle.Or teach you some sort of a lesson by restricting all of your divine like abilities.
    Right now you're just a cleric.
    And so on.
    Any of these things can become interesting as the game progresses but at the start you're still no better than anybody else.

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 8 дней назад

    I had the same thing happen to me but the DM and other players refused to tell me anything useful to understanding the campaign and would get upset when I ‘derailed’ the game with what limited information I could get. I got kicked out by the DM for ‘not following the lore.’ Imagine getting kicked out of a game for not knowing things or playing the game in a ‘problematic’ way when everyone deliberately refused to share anything that could’ve helped. I even reached out the DM looking for clarity and reaching something amicable to everyone; they refused.

  • @chidori0117
    @chidori0117 Месяц назад +243

    Granted DM is mostly in the right ... still very much written like a true redditor. Regarding the low magic setting ... why dont you just play a different TTRPG without magic instead of taking D&D and removing half of it.

    • @PlusOneGamer
      @PlusOneGamer Месяц назад +42

      I've played in some campaigns with low magic settings and they were always set up in a way to make the magic feel more special when it did show up. One campaign I was in, there was almost no magic at all on this island we lived on, we were all fighting this massive war between the nations on the island. At the very end after we defeated the big bad we found out that magic was being suppressed/absorbed on the island by the big bad. He had used that power to keep the island secluded from the rest of the world, so when he was defeated we were suddenly unleashed into a high fantasy setting with a whole new world to explore in the next campaign. Many of us then went on the play casters after that if we didn't want to stick to our old characters. Point is, it can be done well in DnD.
      Also, spell casters in older editions tended to be way more mechanically complicated so this helped all of us learn the system before we jumped into spell casting in the next campaign. That's not really an issue in 5e anymore.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 Месяц назад +52

      I should note that 2e supports the low magic stuff a lot more strongly than later editions. a high-level wizard can do incredible things with magic, yes, but early levels typically entail having like 3 spells a day and no other applicable skills, alongside comically bad health pools (full casters being a d6 is new, they used to be d4). you paid for your magic powers in *blood* in 2e

    • @chidori0117
      @chidori0117 Месяц назад +7

      @@PlusOneGamer I mean sure it can be done and I understand if people have their preferences or simply dont like to run different system but if you already have a custom world and gods there isnt really much tying you to D&D and you might just look at a different system that does low or no magic better with additional systems to maybe supplement that.
      All I am saying is if you are already trying to bend a system into something it wasnt really made to do you can also take a look outside of the box to see if there is something that fits already out there.

    • @gc6185
      @gc6185 Месяц назад +15

      @@chidori0117learning a new system is no small task, not to mention the fact that you are cutting your potential player base by a huge amount running anything but D&D. The number of players that will choose a “D&D” game - no matter how much it has been warped out of true with the “intended” setting - over any of the other systems that might do what that game is setting out to do ten thousand times better can’t be overstated.

    • @PlusOneGamer
      @PlusOneGamer Месяц назад

      @@chidori0117 I don't think it's necessary to go out and look for another system. Like you said, you can tune the system to the way you want to play it. As long as everyone is on the same page and is having fun that's all that's really important. You have to also remember, DnD is very accessible. Now a days new systems are a dime a dozen, but this guy is playing a system he is comfortable with that he has already learned and feels confident he can manage. 34 years ago when he started dming how many other ttrpgs were out there? I don't know myself, but I can't imagine they were easy to find.
      For my group back when I was in highschool, all we had were dnd books. That's all we could find, so we played 3.5. Every campaign we did was in 3.5 and if we wanted to do something we just tried to make it work within the rules. I think it comes down to the comfort of the system, the familiarity, and the accessibility.

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 Месяц назад +159

    [That' cringe.]
    I don't know -- I like "mattos" as a _concept,_ but it makes very little sense in practice. Either your character spends the campaign not really having anything to do with the one activity that's supposed to define them, or your entire party basically have to be yakuza.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 Месяц назад +46

      There's a few good ways to do it, Passive Buffs, A Tattoo that Grants you Cantrips, A method of storing your Familiar, Wizard who uses the Tattoos as Spellslots and magically inscribes them during their preperations.

    • @cheesusabidas77
      @cheesusabidas77 Месяц назад +12

      magical tattoos in pathfinder are quite useful

    • @corneliusvonschmutt5576
      @corneliusvonschmutt5576 Месяц назад +35

      He said magical tattoos are fine, whats cringe is calling them mattoos

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +2

      I personally like the DC guy who has infernal monsters in his tattoos.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 Месяц назад +6

      @@cheesusabidas77 Just made a Thaumaturge Kaiju Hunter with an Eyeslash Tattoo. Being able to see Blood in colour while using Darkvision is super cool.

  • @karla_adder_real
    @karla_adder_real Месяц назад +59

    It's worth nothing that old D&D *was* a low magic game. Level 1 clerics, depending on the system, had either no spells at all or a single spell per day (though you might quality for a bonus spell if you have high wisdom). There's no cantrips, and Wizards need to scour the world to recover lost magic and have a high chance of failing to learn any individual spell they find - you can't just "learn fireball." So a low magic 2e world is much better suited to that version of D&D than a high magic world would be.

    • @grammarmaid
      @grammarmaid Месяц назад +3

      Is it worth nothing? Or worth noting? It's a small typo that makes a very big difference in the point you're trying to get across.

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 Месяц назад +3

      Low level ADnD was lowish magic maybe, but higher levels definitely weren't.

    • @CommanderLexaa
      @CommanderLexaa Месяц назад +5

      ​@@grammarmaid you know what they meant, stop it

    • @grammarmaid
      @grammarmaid Месяц назад +2

      @@CommanderLexaa I genuinely do not. That's why I asked.

    • @dropdeadinsanity
      @dropdeadinsanity Месяц назад +5

      @@CommanderLexaa Their name is Grammarmaid OF COURSE they'd be like that lol

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler Месяц назад +5

    8:57 This is actually a good character idea, shame the context he made it in.

  • @silver_tongue_studio
    @silver_tongue_studio Месяц назад +1

    bro, that guy typed like he only DM'd 2e.
    I like this video enough in that I feel like both people in this post were terrible. The DM wanted to get some echo-chamber-acknowledgement, and the player wanted to force-fit his concept into a world not compatible with it.
    What bothers me about the DM is that the way he describes the source for magic is that he can, at any time, go "Yea, your spell doesn't go off and you don't know why. Anyway, my turn again".
    The player just sounded lazy and wanted a quick prior character insert into the new game and wanted the spotlight for his introduction because of how unique he was.
    These videos are funny because making fun of people or situations is always a good time; it helps us laugh or cringe at a bad situation and then theorize as to why that situation is happening and/or what we can do to avoid it in our own games. Keep them coming, I say.

  • @ALEX19960609
    @ALEX19960609 Месяц назад +7

    Tbh there's like a 0.001% chance that this DM finds somebody for his campaign which lore is basically a book you have to read before trying to fit into it

  • @StarlightIsBeautiful
    @StarlightIsBeautiful Месяц назад +13

    13:05 someone please clip this noise Jacob made, and make it into a discord soundboard. Its on par with Gura "A"

  • @StuffSayoSays
    @StuffSayoSays Месяц назад +50

    300 pages of lore is WAY TOO MUCH!
    I've been running the same homebrew world for my D&D games for almost 10 years.
    I don't give a detailed lore and what not about my world to my players when we get together for session 0. I give them a brief run down of the adventure, a paragraph at most.
    Then they make characters.
    After that, I give them the world map, with countries and cities, and places of interest. Depending on the backstory my players wrote for their PC we work TOGETHER on where their PC would have been originally from. I'll ask them for 2-3 NPCs that their PC knows, and I'll give them 2 NPCs of my own and a short backstory to work with my players and expand their PCs backstory.
    If they want their NPC to be this person of power, BAM the NPC mayor for this town I created is now replaced with the player's NPC.
    Then we talk about the important places and the history and culture of the place where they would like their PC to hail from, making sure they are fine with how this nation of their birth would act in this world.
    Again, depending on the PC's backstory, I'll give them more info about lore and history of the world. But everyone gets the basic lore. Some nations have their own history to tell, twisting the actual lore of the world. So each PC would have a different world view. It's up to them to learn more about the world as they adventure.
    I don't share my 300 pages of lore. I give little bits of it to my players if they are interested or wants inspiration. The rests unfolds in game, through their adventures.
    Shoving a 300 page lore in the face of your players is a sure fire way to push them away, or ignore your rich lore cause no one is reading 300 pages of anything, and make their own character idea.
    Ease them in, make sure they are part of this world and can contribute to the world. Nothing is set in stone.
    This DM feels like he just want his story his way, and to me. That's boring. He should write a book instead.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Месяц назад +14

      If I tried to join a table and was sent 300 pages of lore I would nope out immediately. It's fine to have a lot of background material in stash but sending it to players in one piece like a one novel is just going to intimidate them

    • @katiemorison7969
      @katiemorison7969 Месяц назад +6

      Tbf if I was sent 300 pages I would lose my mind in a good way
      It's preference, chat.

    • @Insertia_Nameia
      @Insertia_Nameia Месяц назад +10

      Tbf, he never said he expected or all to be read, just that it was avaliable to read. He could've picked a race, nation, and class, and read the lore on those while reading the blurb that OP said was at the start of it all. He mentioned the blurb like twice making me think he would've been fine with just that.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +1

      Like even if the guy had read all of it... he just flatly rejected it all with a character for a different table 😂
      But the guy was like "read the intro and whatever you think is interesting."

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 Месяц назад +2

      @StuffSayoSays bro your comment is almost 300 pages... you ever read an old campaign setting book from basically any edition before this one? Or read any long running fantasy series? If you get only medium depth into world-building, 300 pages is nothing.

  • @lazarus3100
    @lazarus3100 Месяц назад +1

    1. The idea of a character who's tasked with plundering different worlds and planes could actually be kind of cool. Like maybe he starts to grow attached to the world he's supposed to be plundering and gets in trouble with his own people for perceived insubordination and defection. Or maybe he gets exiled or for some reason gets stuck in this new world and now has to survive and cope with the prospect of potentially never going home. There's a cool story to be had here...I don't think it's appropriate for joining someone else's table with. Especially not people you've never played with. If you've already played with these people and are familiar with their setting, then you could potentially have a really good time with the concept.
    2. "As much as it might have been fun to stoop to his level, I stayed high road." My dude: you have stalked his facebook, conducted ad hominem attacks about his personal life and posts that have nothing to with your game or DnD in general, and are now flogging and berating him on Reddit. You have not taken the high road in the slightest.

  • @franklinturtleton6525
    @franklinturtleton6525 Месяц назад +1

    Gorthag the Gunslinger, worshiper of Jesus Christ would be an awesome Sorlock concept. Since Sorlock can get 6-Eldritch blasts at lvl 11 and Jesus Christ can just be your patron.

  • @ShurikenSean
    @ShurikenSean Месяц назад +52

    the irony that the player didnt want to create something that fit in in the DM's world.
    ive had so many character ideas for 5e I can easily flush out to fit into a specific setting.
    the irony for me is that it seems whenever I ask my DMs for information on the setting they are hesitant to give me information, like telling me world somehow ruin the surprised of the campaign. though I can also understand if its that it was too early to ask and they were still working out the details of the world and dont have anything concrete

    • @RutilusMonachus
      @RutilusMonachus Месяц назад +11

      From my experience that kind of thing does come from a place of not wanting to spoil the 'surprise' of discovering things in-game. The issue with this line of thought is that if the players don't know anything at all about the setting, it's hard for them to find their place in it. IMO the best thing to do is give a short rundown of all the different parts, only go into detail that the average person would know for the parts the players are interested in potentially linking to, and let the players organically discover the rest. There's no real reason to try and hide basic details about the setting from the players, it won't really spoil much in-game when everything comes to life.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад +14

      Ooh, yeah.
      A DM doesn't want to share ANY info, and then tells you your character idea won't work without telling you why.
      Getting into a campaign should not be a session of Deal or No Deal, hoping to get the right briefcase, I mean character, by blind luck.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor Месяц назад +7

      I would absolutely allow a player to have a character that's from another world, and I would absolutely NOT allow them the ability to return TO that other world in the early levels. You wanna go back home? Earn the ability to cast Plane Shift then.
      A character that's stranded in another world is a really cool concept to me.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад

      @@theuncalledfor There is a wide selection of anime with just that thing. They call it Isekai.

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 Месяц назад +4

      ​@theuncalledfor honestly it's kinda funny, I feel like the "from another world" part of the character could have been removed and it would still be the same character
      Flavor the mattoos as how they cast magic. Whether it be runes, or just have them be tattoos that fade/disappear as you run out of spell slots.
      Heck you could even keep the part of wanting to celebrate every victory by having said character send letters home to their village/family/clan detailing their adventures
      Yeah I get the campaign was a low magic/no magic campaign. But idk say they still have to use materials/say the spell vocally, and flavor the tattoos as miracles from their god, with each one being a feat the god/pc did on their journey.

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 Месяц назад +14

    When I run low magic settings, it has no bearing on what the players can and can't do or what classes they can use, just on how the world reacts to the magic they have, and how rare or valuable the magic they possess is. In other words, in low magic settings, the main characters are just more special.

    • @walliam5506
      @walliam5506 Месяц назад +8

      “It’s a low magic game, so you can’t play a caster”
      - Limiting
      - Boring
      - A cowards attempt to not have to deal with a good wizard player
      “It’s a low magic game, so you very well may be the only person alive who can cast fireball”
      - Leaves room for all classes
      - Gives players expectations to base their characters around and societal expectations that they can play with
      - Makes the Wizard player feel cool as sh%t

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 Месяц назад +2

      @@walliam5506 "it's a low magic game so there are no casters"
      - a challenge to make something interesting within the limitations
      - it's only boring if you lack the imagination to make something interesting aka YOU THE PLAYER are what's boring
      - is a bold, potentially-interesting creative choice in world-building
      "it's a low-magic world, but you players can be reborn tiefling paladin/sorceror super-special boys in it!"
      - eliminates freedom to make settings that aren't cotton candy TikTok spellcasting carnivals
      - gives players free reign to do whatever they want without regard for DM's hard work and interesting ideas in world-building
      - 42 out of 48 D&D 2024 subclasses are spellcasters, so no, the wizard player doesn't "feel cool as sh%t" because he has spells

    • @erens208
      @erens208 Месяц назад +6

      @@pintspeasants3231 Its DnD
      Low magic is boring because of the whole system is made for magic. Quite literally what you point out in your second comment.

    • @walliam5506
      @walliam5506 Месяц назад +3

      @@pintspeasants3231 I mean, different strokes for different folks I suppose. If you enjoy low magic games then more power to you, but I personally just don’t like being told I’m not allowed to use like 3/4ths of the game at the start (more if you start limiting lineages). I think saying that I’m the boring one for that is kinda unnecessary lmao.

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 Месяц назад +1

      @@erens208 It's not the D&D that it used to be. That's MY point. The system used to be able to be low, high, mid, or even non-fantasy. Now there is one mode, unless you want to erase 7/8's of the classes, and all of those classes cast pretty much exactly the same. Why did they make it like this? So that everyone is a special boy.

  • @polo5760
    @polo5760 Месяц назад +58

    Nomatic Baron Elric Savage is honestly a badass name lol

  • @Poison_Lullaby
    @Poison_Lullaby Месяц назад +1

    personally I love the stories and hearing your perspective. Its mature and you actually try to consider where the person might be coming from on both ends without knowing both stories, which is hard. Also you toss in a laugh or two and that is much needed right now. Bottom line if you're having fun I think we will all love it! :)

  • @Drewsiefer
    @Drewsiefer Месяц назад

    My "low magic setting" I did it in the eye of "Magic is VERY untrusted by most of the populace because of [campaign situation] and you might get hunted/killed if seen doing it." So in session zero I laid that out and told them "You can do magic, but if you want to do it in a not isolated setting, you're gonna have to get a little crafty on how you do it to not arouse suspicion." and it stayed like that for a while until the town fully trusted them and didn't care that they used magic for the most part because it was used in defense of the town. Though I do also have towns in the setting that are completely cool with magic and use it out in the open. I really enjoyed that early game because then my players had to think outside the box to do magic and came up with some really neat scenarios/ideas at the table. It also made it real fun at the beginning because all the players were warry of each other as well until they built the trust between each other.
    I think if someone is striving for a "low magic" in terms of there not being a lot, D&D is not the game for you.

  • @kendaar9002
    @kendaar9002 Месяц назад +12

    Setting up a wildemount campaign...
    Player: i want to make a cleric who uses int instead of wis.
    Me, DM: Ok thats great.
    Player: And their from a different dimension.
    Me: ok... in the dynasty that sorta makes you jesus, which is interesting, we can work it out...
    Player: And all their spells are instead technology granted to them by a council from their original universe.
    Me: Could it stay spells and be from a council of super wizards? There is a war going on in the setting, and if anyone finds out you have a hoard of super tech on the level of spellcasting they are going to hunt you down for it.
    Player: No, that ruins the character, i will make something else.
    Me: *pain*

  • @Archangel144
    @Archangel144 Месяц назад +22

    Had a fun campaign where playing casters was fine and encouraged, but magic was illegal in the setting, and getting caught had consequences. All depends on what the group likes and how it's implemented.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya Месяц назад +9

      I also played in a game like that, though unfortunately only very briefly because I was an immature 14-year-old who was more interested in playing a specific character than playing the DM's game, much like the person in this post coincidentally. Difference is I was 14 and they seem to be a fully grown adult.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor Месяц назад +3

      I would only even consider playing a game like that if the goal was to overthrow the government that declared magic illegal in the first place.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions Месяц назад +2

      5e subtle spell sorcerer go burr

    • @Archangel144
      @Archangel144 Месяц назад

      @@theuncalledfor Oh, yeah, they were the bad guys for sure. Many hijinks ensued, allying with the "evil" neighboring nation to topple the corrupt rulers. A classic.

  • @matthewdykeman8149
    @matthewdykeman8149 Месяц назад +57

    So as a DM I prefer low magic settings personally. I also don't run them in DnD where a low magic setting invalidates half the system, and I need to try to duct type an excuse as to how the Wizard works now. Pick a system that works with the story your trying to tell, don't try to hotfix a system that dosen't run on your rules to run on them.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions Месяц назад +4

      I don't want to learn a whole new system to run a game.

    • @manjoumethunder6282
      @manjoumethunder6282 Месяц назад +15

      @@stargateproductions Most of the other systems arent even that hard to learn. It is dnd that is a real hell of rulings to run.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions Месяц назад

      @manjoumethunder6282 i learn by playing, and I'm lazy. This would work for other people but not me lol

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@stargateproductionsthen watch people playing it? Most systems will have people who upload videos of their games and walk you through the rules

    • @manjoumethunder6282
      @manjoumethunder6282 Месяц назад +10

      @@stargateproductions That does make sense.
      Though I still do reccomend to broaden ones horizon on ttrpg. Like, if dnd was burgers, then ye, burgers are great, tasty, all that, but you gotta taste something else at some point. There is a whole culinary world out there.

  • @j.d.larsen
    @j.d.larsen Месяц назад

    My brother recently DM’d a “low magic” game. I decided to play a Rogue Mastermind, so I really leaned into intelligence, charisma, and dex. Then every problem we encountered was magical in nature, so in character he started collecting magical scrolls, texts, and studying the history of forgotten magic in the setting, because he “didn’t know how to deal with this shit”, and then started taking levels of Wizard (but only spells he was able to acquire from direct research leveling and the rare spell scroll). My bro loved it, because I started my Wizard levels with only “Detect Magic” and “Shape Water”. As we leveled, he actually removed all spell list restrictions from the character because the setting was so low magic that I was always way behind on spells in my spell book, often not even having enough spells in there to use all my prepared slots. I ended up going diviniation wizard, and made a ton of use of Portent and my rogue skills but it still felt low magic because the character was constantly studying every bit of magic he could find to scrape a few spells together to try and defeat this massive magical threat to the world.

  • @thatguy5391
    @thatguy5391 Месяц назад +1

    On your rant about low magic settings: as someone who runs a 'low' magic setting I make it very clear that magic is pretty much everywhere, but it isn't like common at all, and it's seen as strange.
    The reason is because magic is so dangerous, but divine magic isn't considered "magic" (so clerics and Paladins) and they're pretty much everywhere.
    Man, yk my world is legit just a high magic world and I didn't even realize it until I heard your rant.
    But you're correct. I think having a low magic world can be fun, as long as you realize MAGIC SHOULD STILL BE THERE. The best martial fighter who never used magic, would of been nothing if it wasn't for his companion who was a hella good wizard.
    And I guarantee the DM will have extensive wound settings, and infections will set in and you'll die because 'uhm doctor not good, and no magic' BUT AT LEAST IT'S REALISTIC.

  • @TheADHDM
    @TheADHDM Месяц назад +13

    2:20 can't watch at 3:00 AM but I did shotgun a bottle of mixed berry children's Nyquil, hopefully it provides the same effect

    • @prosamis
      @prosamis Месяц назад +1

      You're everywhere...

    • @TheADHDM
      @TheADHDM Месяц назад +1

      @@prosamis I got struck by lightning while uploading a vid and now my consciousness is scattered across TTRPG RUclips

    • @NotJoeDad
      @NotJoeDad Месяц назад

      Sounds like a awesome night, care to let me know how it went?

    • @petergriffinatethegenevaco8777
      @petergriffinatethegenevaco8777 Месяц назад

      How'd that go?

  • @GabeDelaSoul
    @GabeDelaSoul Месяц назад +11

    Currently setting up everything for my next year's Eberron game, and you're 100% right on High Fantasy getting ignored for constant Low Fantasy games.
    Eberron's high fantasy is because most world level magic plateaus at about Lv3 spells, but they're accessible to most rich countries. The downside? Higher level magic takes more people to cast. Even in that setting, a level 1 player is leagues above, just because they don't have to ritual cast everything they do like Magewrights for 3 hours.
    DMs explaining how strong a lv1 player normally starts as is a good way to have great integrated players/stories, without em resorting to the "I was a badass Lv17 super laser lord, but a mattoo artist lich sapped me back to lv1."

  • @ShurikenSean
    @ShurikenSean Месяц назад +54

    personally I don't enjoy ttrpg horror stories that much. I much rather hear about cool and funny things that happen in D&D with people having fun than cringe and irl drama
    but thats just me and understand some people enjoy it.

    • @BroKenYaKnow
      @BroKenYaKnow Месяц назад +12

      I like the goofy player plans that work and the feel good stories of campaigns wrapping up, also not too big a fan of AITA: dnd version. Not much can really be said about them other than "you're both wrong" or "seems like op might be leaving out details, But..."

    • @jacobellis2313
      @jacobellis2313 Месяц назад +2

      Agree however if there is a really good horror story I wouldnt mind hearing it once in a while. Most of them though, like this one, are not really "good" so could do without.

    • @ShurikenSean
      @ShurikenSean Месяц назад

      @@jacobellis2313 yea, there can be occasional horror stories that are fun.
      This channel is great with variety with a bunch of different storu types can content.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Месяц назад +1

      Them reddit horror stories got that "ai 5g" touch where they usually go too far and just ruin what was fun.
      I rather hear personal stories of fuckups

    • @koshetz
      @koshetz Месяц назад

      As a DM i actually like DnD horror stories simply because it makes me learn things but most importantly the importance of proper communication.

  • @frederickmitchell6200
    @frederickmitchell6200 Месяц назад

    Many people forget the first tenant of the Internet: Don’t Feed the Trolls

  • @task_failer8223
    @task_failer8223 Месяц назад +2

    Having made a high magic setting that my players love, I felt extremely validated by that ending rant, thank you

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario Месяц назад +6

    Lower magic settings can be fun if done well. Most people don't do it well, however. If you can run it well it's fine, but I agree that most people just don't want to deal with magic bullshit that derails their campaign and "screw you for doing the very thing your character was made for." It's just weird.
    I'm currently running a spell-point based game with lessened magic, which is to mean that spell points come back slower, but all spells are available, and there are ways to mitigate using spell points, such as burning extra material components. Players have to be more careful with what magic spells they cast, but are otherwise unlimited in what they cast, and I enjoy creative uses of the spell. And we all enjoy when a player goes "this is a hail mary, I cast fireball!"

  • @MonkeyworkPlays
    @MonkeyworkPlays Месяц назад +6

    My experience with ppl who say they want to play a low magic game is that they are playing 5e when they really want to be playing something like B/X. They can't convince the players to play that game so instead try to "low magic" and restrict 5e. This runs into a culture clash between those who cut their teeth on 5e and its more superhero-type characters and those who love old-school gaming where your equipment and your problem-solving skills as a player are more important to the likelihood that the character lives or not.
    Can 5e work in a low magic setting - yes it's D&D and it's like clay you can push and form it however you like - however the expectations of the player base are going to push back.

  • @ashleywilliams4896
    @ashleywilliams4896 Месяц назад +65

    I'm far from tired of these kinds of videos but i also greatly enjoy this channel for its variety and the fact you try new things as well

    • @Turbulance16
      @Turbulance16 Месяц назад

      Just don't watch the episode.

    • @loggling5135
      @loggling5135 Месяц назад +5

      @@Turbulance16 He literally said he WASN'T tired of the video type???

    • @thespreer2142
      @thespreer2142 Месяц назад +1

      @@Turbulance16
      when i’m in a ‘being awful at reading comprehension’ contest and my opponent is a youtube commenter:

  • @StonedHunter
    @StonedHunter Месяц назад +1

    Fun game I tried way back in highschool that involved gods of different pantheons is Scion where everyone is a demigod, our DM even homebrewed his own deific parent from a pantheon not in the book. It was super fun and I'd kill to get a hold of that book for myself.

  • @henryeccleston7381
    @henryeccleston7381 Месяц назад

    I’m currently working on a low level, low magic setting (meaning that the highest level NPC at the time the party starts adventuring is level 5), but the point is that the player characters will slowly grow to surpass most other mortals and become truly legendary heroes. The balance to strike is in acknowledging that even if the setting is low magic and the characters start out low magic, they are exceptional by nature and will not necessarily (nor should they, necessarily) remain low magic, because they are the heroes.

  • @brad1426
    @brad1426 Месяц назад +8

    "I don't know anything about your world"
    "What do you mean, I sent you the novel right?"

  • @thedocblock6421
    @thedocblock6421 Месяц назад +35

    "Just kiss already" is the energy this entire post gives off, you're both putting so much energy into each other, just make out sloppy style already

  • @jani1848
    @jani1848 Месяц назад +38

    Are you gonna update the "How to play" series for new rules?

  • @SauceyRedHN
    @SauceyRedHN Месяц назад

    I absolutely LOVE these horror story videos, and the terrible homebrew ones, especially when there’s a guest!

  • @monolithranger2950
    @monolithranger2950 Месяц назад

    I once ran an Only War campaign, and lost a player because I didn't let them start with a certain kind of gun, because they didn't like my starting option.
    Only War is a game where the party, are a squad of soldiers. You start with the issued equipment. But I also implied that of course they could find some other weapons along the way. But they kicked up such a fuss at character creation that I knew they'd only make bigger problems down the line and had them leave.

  • @trevinfrazier520
    @trevinfrazier520 Месяц назад +9

    Not really a cringe story, but something that sort of ruined the artificer class for me personally, My long time group and I played a campaign of ghosts of saltmarsh, but in all honestly, we... made a terrible mistake in not doing a session 0. Our party consisted of a Bard, a sorcerer, a wizard, my artificer, and a barbarian. the sorcerer was a divine soul sorcerer, I was playing alchemist artificer, and the wizard was going abjuration, so we had 4 support characters, and 1 tank. But what ruined it for me is that, my character was the artificer, so they were really good at doing intelligence stuff and crafting, when the wizard wanted to do some enchanting, but because I had the stroke of inspiration ability... I ended up outshining and outperforming the wizard in almost every possible way. this led to the wizard having a really crappy time while I was just doing everything they wanted to be able to do.
    I have aspergur's syndrome, so did not realize this was the case until very late in the game. after our campaign there ended, I just had a bad taste in my mouth ever since, even nowadays having a personal paranoia of the same thing happening again, where my tendancy to try and become as optimal as possible ends up making another player feel obsolete. I still play with them, They are a fantastic group and I love our adventures together, but ever since saltmarsh, I've been stuck in this sort of limbo of "Am I overshadowing another player? am I doing things too well? Are the others having fun through my actions?" It's not a fun mentality to have, but I've started to sort of break the mold with our more recent curse of strahd campaign.

    • @xerithonk5316
      @xerithonk5316 Месяц назад +4

      To be honest with you, this is as much everyone's fault as it was yours. Not having a session 0 will mean that there are a few overlaps in niche/purpose and I mean... go figure the crafting class excels at that. Luckily I've only been in campaigns where people share what they're up to and we can build around each other instead of against each other, maybe in part because I always yap too much about how I'm building my characters. Don't beat yourself up too much, it happens, and maybe wasn't as big of a deal as you might think since you guys are still going strong.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor Месяц назад +5

      If I was the Wizard, I would have approached you to work together on crafting magic items.
      The Wizard can provide magic theory expertise and access to higher level spells. The Artificer aids with implementing the higher level magic into items. A good DM would cooperate and allow us to work together.
      What is the point of saying this? The point is that it's on them for failing to grasp the opportunity presented to them.

    • @trevinfrazier520
      @trevinfrazier520 Месяц назад

      Oh, we did work together, it's just... Well, as the wizard's player put it, It really ended up feeling like I was doing all the work, and his character was given a "Draw in the lines page" This was only a personal issue, as Saltmarsh... had a multitude of problems with the campaign we ran. Seriously, a major plot point we had was that the wizard's father was kidnapped by the sea princes, which was mentioned in the module... and never got brought up again, Even MORE rediculous is that we found out half a year into the campaign, that the sea prince's domain was landlocked. overall, it was a multitude of problems in that campain that ruined it for most of us, but We have learned our lesson, and have done session 0s since. but even then, it's still a paranoia of mine of having that happen again, so i've been trying to be careful."
      Our dm did what little he could, but honestly, with how much the module book clashed with the story we were trying to make with it, I don't blame him for being mentally exhausted by the end. We all were. But, that's behind us now, and we've started having fun in curse of strahd... Granted, none of us are using official material, instead opting for 3rd party content to make it more enjoyable.

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j Месяц назад

      Yeah session zero helps a lot with that.

  • @Willlovespeanutbutter
    @Willlovespeanutbutter Месяц назад +7

    I view these videos like how many indie horror mascot games release ARGS or how games give you dlc. Its extra content to tide me over till the next big thing. And good background video not requiring my eyes always for work or cooking. Keep it up, hunk!

  • @SoraPierce
    @SoraPierce Месяц назад +13

    Ive had one of those character creation dudes before. I had a dude show up for a homebrew game using only books I own. Even stated the ones. Dude was expecting Tal'Dorei content was on the table (its not) and whined like a baby about how "if I can't cast two spells a turn I'm gonna be useless as a caster." (Spelldriver feat from Tal'Dorei let's you cast a spell as an action and bonus action.)

    • @expikah
      @expikah Месяц назад +5

      After taking a look at the feat, it does at least restrict when you can take it to Level 11 and also limits you to third level or lower spells for the second spell, but I'm still not a fan of that lol

    • @SoraPierce
      @SoraPierce Месяц назад +4

      @expikah yeah, you combo it with Moon Domain Cleric (Tal'Dorei) that can concentrate on two spells from their expanded spell list you can cast Greater Invis and Hypnotic Pattern to just end an encounter.
      But Tal'Dorei stuff aside, the main thing was he was too lazy to read the post and the fact he whined that he needed two spells to be useful as a caster tells me I didn't want that player in my game.

    • @expikah
      @expikah Месяц назад +2

      @@SoraPierce Oh yeah no entirely fair, I was just expanding on the feat cause I was curious about it.

    • @SoraPierce
      @SoraPierce Месяц назад +1

      @@expikah yeah it's an interesting feat. Can do some cool stuff with it.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 Месяц назад +2

      was he tryna play a sorcerer? because from what i can find all spell driver does is lighten up the the limitation on your ability to use your action to cast a leveled spell after using your bonus action to cast a spell. it doesn't actually grant you the ability to cast spells as a bonus action.

  • @SmugAloof
    @SmugAloof Месяц назад +1

    I remember when XP to Level 3 was about small skits and sharing the love and enjoyment of Dungeons and Dragons.
    Now its all
    - This character is cringe
    - dont be like these players
    - the new dnd sucks
    - these dms make me angry
    - the worst homebrews
    - the worst dm rulings
    And on and on...
    Jacob, I respect that you need to put food on the table, and I don't know if this is just where the views are. But ask yourself if this is what you want your channel to be.

  • @arackofhats5235
    @arackofhats5235 Месяц назад

    glad you're enjoying making your content and that's what matters, but I wouldn't miss you getting back to the older skit content

  • @rdmages
    @rdmages Месяц назад +6

    When I started playing with my most recent group, we had a few different campaigns running and would swap between them during each week, cycling through each setting and back to another, to give our DMs a break to play PCs. During one of these settings, I was told during character creation that my warlock I had created would be entering a brief period where the city we were in would have little to no access to magic, as it was outlawed in the city we were in. This didn't feel like a problem at first- the intrigue of hiding magic was fun, and casting while concealing myself was neat. Unfortunately, we were soon placed under 24/7 surveillance via personal security cameras (flavored for the setting) and I spent roughly 6 months absolutely unable to play my character. I was devastated. Everything interesting about the concept of 'a mage hiding their identity' had been stripped away, leaving me almost completely unable to play my character I had created.

    • @juliaw9835
      @juliaw9835 Месяц назад

      Big oof, I relate a lot. I once rolled up to a game with two ideas, a wizard and a cleric. The DM encouraged me to play wizard, because "we'd need a mage on deck", then revealed in session 5 that arcane magic is illegal. Everything I did was an issue somehow from that point on: even buying spell components was hard and wasted loads of time and energy, so I took a bone from a fallen foe to carve into a wand. Flavour! Once I was done, the DM said that because it was a demon's bone, the wand was cursed. It wasn't even magical! There were no benefits! But it needed a drawback, because I was no longer wasting huge chunks of playtime going from shop to shop asking for individual components and wasting everyone's time 🙃

  • @TrickyThe0ne
    @TrickyThe0ne Месяц назад +5

    I recently was running Sunless Citadel with my friends but was proactive knowing the dangers, and MeUndies hooked me and my party up. Everyone was able to quickly change their underpants after an unexpected situation transpired.

  • @mikkosimonen
    @mikkosimonen Месяц назад +11

    Level 1 fighter, level 3 cleric? So this is a human dual-class character who either did three levels of cleric before switching to fighter or one level of fighter before switching to cleric, it's not clear from how it's presented here. Either way they're going to have it rough. For those not in the know, once you dual-class there's no going back. In the case of a 1st-level fighter (former 3rd-level cleric), what we have here is a 1st-level fighter with some extra hit points who can't use their clerical abilities before reaching level 3 as a fighter (which doesn't take as long as you'd think because you use a separate experience table for each class). In the case of a 3rd-level cleric (former 1st-level fighter) we have a 3rd-level cleric with even less extra hit points but the full ability to use all their fightery powers of… nothing that a 3rd-level cleric doesn't also have. Maybe weapon specialization?

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Месяц назад +2

      Fighter 1 into cleric 3 is flat out illegal combination, you must have at least 2 levels in a class before dual-classing. Usually you say the class you duelled from first but in this case the combination is illegal which an experienced 2e DM should have recognised
      Cleric 3 into fighter 1 is a nonsensical choice. You do not gain but lose HP from having 3 cleric levels instead of just having 4 levels of fighter because clerics roll d8 for HP instead of d10 for fighters. Not only that, you gain cleric's weapon restrictions (no slashing or piercing weapons). All that in exchange for... 2 1st level spells and 1 2nd level spell. And you don't even get those before activating the cleric class at fighter 4. That character is basically dead weight until at least 3 levels have been obtained and after that it's barely better than a regular fighter, but at least it's a legal combination

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j Месяц назад +1

      Yeah you normally want to be Non-human to multi-class, and the Multis are severely limited. That is what Presteige classes were meant to mitigate.

    • @mikkosimonen
      @mikkosimonen Месяц назад +2

      @@exantiuse497 I did wonder if there was some restriction on dual-classing at 1st level but was too lazy to check. And by extra hit points I mean in comparison to a 1st-level fighter, which is what the character is in all other respects.
      So yeah I don't buy for a second that this guy has ever played AD&D, especially after asking if he gets an ability score increase.

    • @RazielSoulshadow
      @RazielSoulshadow Месяц назад +1

      @@mikkosimonen Agreed; Fighter1/Anything3 is basically a 3.5 staple, taking fighter for extra hp and an extra starting feat to add to the other class. I'm guessing he basically went "it's D&D, how different could it be?!?"

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Месяц назад +3

    For all who wish to make an edgelord or over the top character with serious intentions, I am here to let you know that making goofy and silly and totally unserious characters is waaaaay more fun. And if you do make a cringe and edgy character, try your best to make it as funny as possible without ruining the vision.
    “Dark Shadowblaster puts up his hood and decides to lean against the wall away from the group… but he trips and falls with his ass in the air, revealing he has a tramp stamp mattoo. He quickly stands up and leans against the wall properly and hopes nobody saw, trying to act cool and mysterious again… but everyone saw.”
    In other words, you play the character unseriously but the character thinks they are totally serious and mysterious and cool.

    • @coval5694
      @coval5694 Месяц назад +2

      I 100% agree with this. I like having a gag associated with my characters, and even the "Serious" ones are still played unseriously. My current character is a Goliath Fighter with the Dead background from WorldBuilderBlog who only communicates in groans, moans and grunts (Think Zombie Brand from League Of Legends). 2 of his party members are Paladins.
      A few years back I ran a wizard who sustained a brain injury during battle and became a hermit. If he rolled a Natural 1/20, a wild magic surge would occur resulting in a giant fire elemental being released from its magic shackles. Or the time I accidentally turned my party member invisible

    • @panampace
      @panampace Месяц назад +1

      Taking DnD too seriously in general just ruins it