Dexter is such a dorky guy coming into the office with donuts for everyone with his un-ironed clothes - NOBODY would ever suspect Dexter of ANYTHING! 😂❤😂
I just love to imagine how much funnier Doakes and Dexter's interactions would be if Dexter actually wasn't a serial killer 😂 just the most Asperger's guy of all time being bullied by a cop for years 😂
@@maxvader1000 Only a couple of episodes are really faithful to the books. Otherwise this is more of an alternate universe of the real Dexter. For instance, LaGuerta is the one who confronts Dexter at the shipping yard, instead of Doakes. Dexter's brother gets away alive, but not before freeing Deb from the table (who now knows the real Dex) and having his way with LaGuerta's lifeless body parts. All this happens in the final few chapters (spoiler) of the first book.
Dexter is a genius because if I found out that a coworker had murdered some people but that coworker brought me donuts every day I'd probably give them a pass
Yea its a weird reaction they both have in that scene. I think its to show they both have bloodlust or a "dark passenger". But idk man sometimes this show can have some homoerotic undertones. Like even Dexter describing his main reason to have a relationship is to appear "normal". I sometimes wonder with the "double life" trope that shows like this try to make those themes the subject without overtly making it thr theme.
@@ezeqeel8352 But unlike dexter other victims doakes knew who he was and wasn't buying into the act, tbh if you put dexter in the hood he wouldn't survive a month without someone finding out who he is lool, in suburbs there heads always in the sky they living too good to care basically so most of them naturally very naive and unaware of their surroundings its why he has been able to blend in amongst them for so long, cause lets be honest his abilty to blend isn't good, his brother rudy did it better and would probably be fine in the hood too since his act is more realistic and believable Dexter always bringing in donuts but doesn't stick around long enough for people to say a few words to him is a red flag already, not to meantion all his other weird and off behaviour this is the only environment someone like dexter can go undetected no wonder doakes found him out early anyone with real common sense would
@@ezeqeel8352 They should have kept doakes longer in the book he is a key character but the writers of this show seem to have a bad rep when it comes to killing off good characters at the wrong time they have done it to alot of people who shouldn't have gone when they did or at all. Then we could have seen what dexter did to someone who fits his code but knows what he is and will see him coming, in show they did a bad job showing any of this and made everyone look far dumber than they are so simpleton viewers can understand what's going on fast kmt
@Local-Vibes4444 my guess would be that episode where doakes murdered the Haitian deathsquad officer. Doakes has seen what pure unfiltered evil and savagery looks like that's why he could always sense it in dexter
Dexter spoke Spanish twice in the whole series (like the first couple episodes) and then never again. I guess Bautista was like “hey bro we get it, you know Spanish, we in Miami, good for you “
Doakes became my favorite character because of his total lack of patience for Dexter’s weirdness. Dex’s sly cutesy comments being met with Fuck You from Doakes gets me every time.
I think he’s meant to be a sociopath as he can blend in with society quite well whereas psychopaths have more difficulty with it. But also wearing any kind of shoes whilst swimming is psychopathic behaviour
First prize motha fucka All rise motha fucka Supplies motha fucka Heart eyes motha fucka Rue does motha fucka (hunger games reference) Some fries motha fucka I think that's all of em 😂
14:25 I like how the key comes into view, and how the blood separates away. So eerie. Also love the thumbnail. Makes it looks like a comedy. Or a romcom between Doakes and Dexter. Think I saw a video a long time ago that used clips to make it look like the two had a romantic thing going on.
Hey Dexter Showtime, do us a compilation of every pork sandwich mentioned and ate on this show.. or every time dexter is interrupted eating. His facial expressions are great 😂
5:53 I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said something like that in a serious tone and people burst out laughing saying I’m funny and im just… wah?
No matter what, Doakes always got a chuckle out of me lmfao. Currently on S7, excited to see what happens in the next show. Pretty excited man. Special thanks to my mum for showing me Dexter
Doakes is such a comedian in the way he deals with dexter, too bad that element was gone forever when he was killed off and no other character was even remotely like that again.
I thought he was great. He was great chemistry super high strung and masculine. To Dexter's super not high strung and masculine. Dexter was more emotionally intelligent and i think that's where doakes failed.
man Doakes and dexter scenes were so great i wish there would have been more hopefully they bring him back as a spooky in resurrection so that we can get some more comedy gold
12:28 this was one of my favourite part in S1, I thought it was funny, how he admitted what he was, acting all relived that he opened up, even love the wave to the camera
This show was hilarious. Especially when Dexter was trying to act normal around people.
When he was 'dancing' at his high school reunion 😂
My favorite is when Dexter is eating and someone comes up and interrupts him. Those small facial expressions of pure disgust are great 😂
when he was watching movies with rita, she was bawling her eyes and he was sitting there without blinking 😂
Think the funniest part of the whole show is Angel and Quinn sparking up a J lmaoo
@@hntrip Angel trying to connect and say something smart while high 💀
Dexter is such a dorky guy coming into the office with donuts for everyone with his un-ironed clothes - NOBODY would ever suspect Dexter of ANYTHING! 😂❤😂
Watch the part where he starts explaining how a woman got slashed with this creepy smile on his face and so excited.
Its crazy doakes was the only one
@@miquelr2353that was a retcon, no one considers those seasons seriously
lol he would’ve been the first person I suspected.
@@ilayohana3150 ..none of the early seasons were ever retconned, and series 1-4 are considered the better half of the show.
I was under the impression some of his wrinkled shirts were linen or because he was sweaty from the Miami heat.
I dont know if it was done on purpose but looking at the thumbnail I can't but get the impression that they are lying on the bed snuggling LOL
Rofl 🤣🤣🤣
@SCpath they do tango and it looks as if they both enjoy it 😊
Dexter: *Crawls into bed*
Doakes: "Surprise, motherf***er!"
😂
"Lab Geek (in) my ass!"
I'd take that if it'd meant they wouldn't kill him off so fast 😂
Dexter spinning around in his chair while Doakes asks where he's been 😂😂 1:11
kinda cute idk
@@kactus1889micheal c halls just a cutie patootie
I just love to imagine how much funnier Doakes and Dexter's interactions would be if Dexter actually wasn't a serial killer 😂 just the most Asperger's guy of all time being bullied by a cop for years 😂
This is the moment when Doakes became the Miami Metro bully
Ass burgers?
So basically, Jim & Dwight?
Sergeant Doakes "stop grinning like a f*ckn psycho and get back to work!" 8:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:40*
Hilarious way to interrupt Dexter's "Wonder Years" moment, lmao
Funnily enough he couldn't even see the grin since dex was looking into a completely different direction LOL
@@Maximum7077 He just knows Dexter
I completely forgot Maria had the hots for Dexter in S1, it dissipated so quickly and we all know how their friendship soured
It’s much more prevalent in the book tbh.
Even with his weirdness Dex is way out of her league.
@@nathanjoseph8270 I think that's why it was in S1, initially they went word for word from the book then went their own route
@@maxvader1000 Only a couple of episodes are really faithful to the books. Otherwise this is more of an alternate universe of the real Dexter. For instance, LaGuerta is the one who confronts Dexter at the shipping yard, instead of Doakes. Dexter's brother gets away alive, but not before freeing Deb from the table (who now knows the real Dex) and having his way with LaGuerta's lifeless body parts. All this happens in the final few chapters (spoiler) of the first book.
15:28 ahh there it is. The classic.
Best moment of the show. Surprise motherfucker!
Dexter is a genius because if I found out that a coworker had murdered some people but that coworker brought me donuts every day I'd probably give them a pass
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
See the Thumbnail 😂 Doakes is having the time of his life
looking like best friends while at it too 😭🤣
I knew Doakes hated Dexter but some of the burns they put in the show was funny 🙏💀
Yea its a weird reaction they both have in that scene. I think its to show they both have bloodlust or a "dark passenger".
But idk man sometimes this show can have some homoerotic undertones. Like even Dexter describing his main reason to have a relationship is to appear "normal". I sometimes wonder with the "double life" trope that shows like this try to make those themes the subject without overtly making it thr theme.
Even though he was right about dexter doakes is his biggest hater 🤣🤣🤣
Regular people would never have to worry about facing Dexter. Doakes in other hand...
@@ezeqeel8352 But unlike dexter other victims doakes knew who he was and wasn't buying into the act, tbh if you put dexter in the hood he wouldn't survive a month without someone finding out who he is lool, in suburbs there heads always in the sky they living too good to care basically so most of them naturally very naive and unaware of their surroundings its why he has been able to blend in amongst them for so long, cause lets be honest his abilty to blend isn't good, his brother rudy did it better and would probably be fine in the hood too since his act is more realistic and believable
Dexter always bringing in donuts but doesn't stick around long enough for people to say a few words to him is a red flag already, not to meantion all his other weird and off behaviour this is the only environment someone like dexter can go undetected no wonder doakes found him out early anyone with real common sense would
@@ezeqeel8352 They should have kept doakes longer in the book he is a key character but the writers of this show seem to have a bad rep when it comes to killing off good characters at the wrong time they have done it to alot of people who shouldn't have gone when they did or at all.
Then we could have seen what dexter did to someone who fits his code but knows what he is and will see him coming, in show they did a bad job showing any of this and made everyone look far dumber than they are so simpleton viewers can understand what's going on fast kmt
@Local-Vibes4444 my guess would be that episode where doakes murdered the Haitian deathsquad officer. Doakes has seen what pure unfiltered evil and savagery looks like that's why he could always sense it in dexter
@@Local-Vibes4444 why would dexter live in the hood lmao
Dexter besting Doakes at the cargo box is my favourite scene
Lab geek my ass!
Dexter spoke Spanish twice in the whole series (like the first couple episodes) and then never again. I guess Bautista was like “hey bro we get it, you know Spanish, we in Miami, good for you “
Doakes became my favorite character because of his total lack of patience for Dexter’s weirdness. Dex’s sly cutesy comments being met with Fuck You from Doakes gets me every time.
14:49 knowing all the twists with Rudy/Brian, somehow this joke completely flying over Dexter’s head becomes so much funnier
“I didn’t know you were Jewish?” 😂 1:47
I can't believe Doakes was the Bay Harbor Antisemite
@@mister_needles The best kind
gets me every time no matter how many time i watch it ahah
Personally I've never been convinced Dexter is actually a psychopath, but wearing sneakers while swimming I'm convinced
I think he’s meant to be a sociopath as he can blend in with society quite well whereas psychopaths have more difficulty with it. But also wearing any kind of shoes whilst swimming is psychopathic behaviour
15:30 I HAD NO IDEA THAT MEME CAME FROM THIS😨
I do kind of miss when Angel thought Dex was his best friend lol
I know Dexter doesn't have any feelings in season 1, but that "fuck you" from Doakes still looked like it hurt 😂😂
"Some fries mother plucker"... I miss vine!!
what would you do about if somebody tell you that same phrase?
All rise mthr fu'çer
@@lindadoucetowenwrong size mother plucker
First prize motha fucka
All rise motha fucka
Supplies motha fucka
Heart eyes motha fucka
Rue does motha fucka (hunger games reference)
Some fries motha fucka
I think that's all of em 😂
@@HyphyJuice916 Wrong size motha fucka
(ya missed one)
"do you want a hug?" LMAO I have no plans on watching dexter apart form the clips here on youtube and that really made me chuckle
You really should watch the whole thing, it's a great show. It has its ups and downs, but overall great.
“Today I’m just a sea monster” fire
It's so funny to me that dexter gets away with it for so long cause everyone clearly thinks he's just autistic
“. . . but with the Solve Rate for murders at about 20 Percent in Miami its a great place for me.” LOL!!!
08:41 - Always cracks me up😂😂😂
For someone who claims to have no emotions or feelings, Dexter was unintentionally hilarious so many times
14:25 I like how the key comes into view, and how the blood separates away. So eerie.
Also love the thumbnail. Makes it looks like a comedy. Or a romcom between Doakes and Dexter. Think I saw a video a long time ago that used clips to make it look like the two had a romantic thing going on.
That lady with the barking dog pissed me off so much
Im convinced doakes improvised thst "fuck you" cause he was trying not to laugh 😂 1:29
The opening credits, doakes, and that sea monster line hooked me into this show until the bitter end.
12:40 was such a disturbing plotline for dex to get loose with this therapist knowing he's gonna kill this guy asap
right like that’s insane like “you should try it”
Dexter was bussin
“lab geek? My Azz”! Lol
Hey Dexter Showtime, do us a compilation of every pork sandwich mentioned and ate on this show.. or every time dexter is interrupted eating. His facial expressions are great 😂
I tried to explain the intro to someone one time they just didn't get it!!! 😅
The thumbnail looks like Dexter and Morgan are waking up in bed together 😂
Dexter be having drip for a serial killer
The neighbor with the dog was so funny 😂
15:28 Had no idea it came from this show. Never watched it
It's a create show.
Episode 1 is on this channel ad free if you want to see what it's like.
6:23 this scene lives in my mind rent free 🗿🤣
Doakes was by far the best cop in the entire show.
5:53 I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said something like that in a serious tone and people burst out laughing saying I’m funny and im just… wah?
Dexter truly is a SEA monster
Hes american
Today I’m js…. A sea monster.😔😔”-Dexter
The face Dexter makes after knocking out Paul was also a pretty funny scene that I don’t see included a lot in these compilations.
What is bro doing 😭 4:31
He's a sea monster,
No matter what, Doakes always got a chuckle out of me lmfao. Currently on S7, excited to see what happens in the next show. Pretty excited man. Special thanks to my mum for showing me Dexter
What am i missing **more dexter** pops up
I and my entire family LOVE Dexter! Right up there with House of Cards and 24!!!
Does anyone know why Eric King, the actor who played Sergeant James Dox, hasn't been acting lately? I miss him so much. He was a great actor.
He’s in his 60s now. He did a lot of tv work in the early to mid 2000s. He might have just retired.. he was great though wasn’t he?
He died, Dexter killed him. Jk. It was bowel cancer
@@Phreak0maticnah wtf bro he’s alive
Surprise m0th3rrrfck3r5
This show is peak dramatic irony
Doakes is such a comedian in the way he deals with dexter, too bad that element was gone forever when he was killed off and no other character was even remotely like that again.
I loved Dexter Michael c hall is so Handsome!
Dexter: "I live to serve."
-- He didn't lie... lol
S1-S4 dexter is just legendry
Aww they look so sweet on the thumbnail 😊
Doakes pissed me off to no end
he was valid tho and that makes it so much better 😂
doakes was sick, QUINN on the other hand made me wish i was on dexters tables at times
@@yeahey5947 Doakes was so much more likable and charismatic and his beef with Dexter was hilarious. Quinn was honestly kinda boring and a tightass.
I thought he was great. He was great chemistry super high strung and masculine. To Dexter's super not high strung and masculine. Dexter was more emotionally intelligent and i think that's where doakes failed.
One of my faves is when Dex tangled with Doakes by the shipping containers
most of them belongs to doakes. i love him.
The thumbnail makes it look like they're best friends lol.
Why that thumbnail look like they're lying in bed cuddling lol
That thumbnail is devious work.
Maybe it is just me, but the thumbnail makes it appeasr as if Dexter and Doakes have been sleeping together and having a great time.
man Doakes and dexter scenes were so great i wish there would have been more hopefully they bring him back as a spooky in resurrection so that we can get some more comedy gold
4:30 i knew Dexter always had the makings of an alligator
"today im just.... a sea monster" BBHHAHAHHA
what episode is it?
The only thing that is grotesque is that Dodge Neon😂😂😂😂😂
1:48
Gets me every time
"I didn't know you were Jewish!" HELP I'M SCREAMING
15:30 the moment we've all been waiting for
This is the moment doakes became hesienberg
14 minutes is amazing
12:28 this was one of my favourite part in S1, I thought it was funny, how he admitted what he was, acting all relived that he opened up, even love the wave to the camera
That foreshadowing 14:00
Dexter from the books makes this guy look normal.
My favorite season alongside season 7 and season 2.
Season 6 where Angel and Quinn get stoned in the trans am 😂😂
Netflix: Are you still watching?
12:42
Doaks was outta line talking to Dexter like that.
I can’t believe sgt doakes was the sushi chef
"See ya at the next blood bath"
I haven’t watched dexter before, so when I saw the thumbnail i thought something else was going on
The first season is the best season ever...
12:42 😂
he basically climaxed in front of all of us 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Never knew I heard of Dexter in vine until I watched it
I ordered some furniture from Thailand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:51 una más??
Gracias
De nada 🗣️🗣️
10:05 - 😂
The thumbnail 💀
I can’t believe Doakes’ Hatsu is the Bay Harbor Butcher
God I miss doakes
Ever wonder why the guy who played doakes was never seen in anything ever again?
this was the funniest season
i cant believe laguerta was the bay harbor butcher
Doakes is the absolute best.
12:19 lol
Dexter just being nice 5:38
He’s so funny, I hope he isn’t the bay harbor butcher
The thumbnail is…interesting
What season and episode is it when he was swimming and he said "But today, I'm a sea monster"?
aahh, sergeant doakes. fly high, mothafucka. fly high 🌹🤣