When the video of the girl saying “cheat on me, this is my dad” I was dying of laughter because when it cut to showing her dad there was no one there for a solid two seconds
It’s so true about our southern heat! Our humidity alone will easily kill you! You can be under the shade and still have heat stroke and pass! No comparison! Mississippi here!
Can't even step outside here in Miami without it feeling like I'm about to die. You know it's bad when your antiperspirant starts running down your sides.
Try az, I know you say it’s dry but it’s either 115 with sun or 100 and 99 humidity. We keep our thermostat at 80 degrees in summer and we already gone through 3 so far
hey you know when it's hot outside you open your front door and get hit with a heat wave goes in your house reverse that and your in the uk she was outside cuz it's cooler then her own home most likely. (btw this isn't a rant it's just a joke.)
2:15....brother man....if you can make carmel with just sugar and water, think about what a little seasoning, vanilla extract and a little butter can do for you :)
09:40 ... there's a reason once cavemen learned how to cook meat that the evolution of mankind sped up, people lived longer, their brains grew larger, and devised ways to season meat and invented smokers and BBQ. This guy just made a speedrun backwards in evolution. He's making Neanderthals look like Albert Einstein.
We went to England, they were having a heat wave…. It was getting up into the 80s after being in the low 60s in the morning. In the south, we start in the 80s at Dawn
Years ago, I lived in Southwest Missouri. At the time, I was serving in the Missouri National Guard, and we hosted a British Territorial Soldier during our Annual Training event. Explaining the average temps to her got to be a bit of an adventure because she didn't understand Fahrenheit. I had to use Google to translate 105°F into Limey. I can still remember the expression that crossed her face when it sank in just how hot it gets. 🤣
@@engmed4400FORT WOOD, baby aka Fort Lost in the Woods😂. I am from the boot heel and live in SWMO now, humidity is the killer. I watched New Yorkers pass out when it hit 95(lived upstate for a while) and I was still waiting for the actual heat
@@Emjay-ed2se Been to the Bootheel once. I ran a mission with a Transportation Company out of Dexter back in 2007. Being from Central Texas originally, I'm quite used to that kind of heat, and it never fails to make me laugh a bit when I see people who've never been through it.
Tennessee here. I got locked out of the house one time at 14, and I had to wait for my mom to come home, which was a couple of hours. My choices were the heat or the only shade by the sinkhole. I almost had a stroke sitting by that sinkhole.
Ill be honest im a little bit jealous of our mans Fredo. He just outright sounds like a good bloke, a humble man. Makes me realize how much better i could be..how much I've been holding myself back...damn. ol' Alfred is a man that, when he speaks you should be quiet and listen because thats a man that truly speaks some wisdom.
Hell Naw I been in NC for 16 years. I never heard of the UK being hot as hell... every damn movie I watch that's in UK I never see the sun it be so depressing lookin lol
It is jolly hot in the UK this week. 29 degrees. It is cool on the ground floor of my cottage (walls are 3 feet thick) but unbearable upstairs because of all the insulation in the loft. I cracked my car windscreen too by turning on the ac. Apparently the contrast between hot glass and cold air was too much for it. Also, the outer cover of my mini storage compartment under my steering wheel fell off. Looks like the glue has melted.
@@kateq7212 That must be Celsius we use ferenheit. 29C degrees has to be 84F. Not that hot compared to here. It gets 100F and the humidity is a killer. 94 will feel like 104 here
@@kateq721229C 😂😂 You gotta be playing, to pretend that that's significantly hot. It hasn't been that cold here in almost a month. It was 50C the other day in California.
"Constipated satan having a blasphemous bowel movement" lol. I live in Louisiana and ive never heard that amalgamation of words used but it makes absolutely perfect sense
When I saw that guy with the bubbling hot syrup it made me smile like I just found my long lost brother! I always heat up my syrup. I can’t have cold syrup on my waffles and pancakes. I mean, I don’t heat it to the temp of lava, but it’s a must that it’s heated.
would you mind educating me? what kind of grass do you have down there that needs mowing in that temperature and isn't just dead husks? because I need some.
Nowadays your compilation videos double as abs training training for me. You got me cracking up and wondering is this how I die😂😂 At a point I already resolved myself that at least I’m going out happy 😭😂
Oh dear, the boil with no seasoning. I'ma apologize for all the white people who never heard of Old Bay, Tony, Bay Leaves, Red Pepper flakes, and I'll betcha there ain't even salt in that. I have seen this. If I know the cooking tradition of those people, I have a can of Tony and a bottle of Tabasco in my bag. Large size can cuz I know I'ma need to share. And if I'm traveling into unknown territory, there's more in my car. Gulf coast women know about this. I really enjoy these compilations, Fredo.
14:27 He looks like the kind of dude to say he's disappointed in you. Yet he also seems like the kind of dude who could erase any and all evidence of you and your family's existence
Thank you for feeling the same way I do about pointless screaming. The only time screaming makes sense and helps a situation is when something bad is happening to you and a sudden scream might help alert other people nearby who could come to your aid. Otherwise it is a stupid waste of energy and just there’s something about people who scream during a bad situation where a scream does nothing, that just infuriates me.
I can’t scream when I’m scared. I sure hope if I ever need to alert someone for help, I can fight back, because my voice gets paralyzed. I am my only hope😂
I want all my friends to be just like Fredo. Oh, wait, they already are. And I haven't heard anyone use the word "pootytang" ( I don't know how to spell it) in at least 30 years. Good times.
Pork chop a chunky in the first video was just attention seeking. If hubby did actually leave, I'm pretty sure I know why. Dude was tired of having to fight the FUPA 🤣😂🤣😂
4:25 Especially considering that that was a Tarantula Hawk Wasp. Fairly docile in terms of wasp temperament, but literally one of the most painful stings on the planet. The experts recommend that, if you're stung by it, you should lay down because you might pass out from the pain and hurt yourself.
I will say that they did reinforce their bottles. In April, my fiancée forgot her gallon jug of watermelon juice in the house without a/c in MD, in decent heat. (I'm in TX and was visiting there with her so my account of heat is relative) I found this jug and had to burp it before I could dump it out. It was quite bloated to the point I was waiting for it to explode.. It was shocking that it was still holding as it was roughly twice the size it started out as. That was disturbing
I’m not sure if a lot of people know this, but the video with the swordfish or sailfish(I didn’t get a good look at it’s fin), they don’t need to stab whatever they hunt or fight, because their bill is like sandpaper and with how fast they swim, it will cut something if they just graze it. So that man might have gotten cut a bit, but nothing life threatening.
I'm from Louisiana ⚜& that girl don't know 💩 about heat , I bet you Hell is cooler then Louisiana plus you can smell the rain coming & how for it is just by the lighting & thunder .
British heat? I live in Arizona. Our normal temp in the summers is over 100 every. Single. Day. I’ve also been deployed to the Middle East sitting outside in 134 degree weather for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week.
Yup, can confirm living in Texas as well as having been deployed to the Middle East for 6 months and working a little more than 12 hours a day but in only 124 degree temps in the summer. That heat wave lasted a week and I worked outside.
I live in New Orleans and I gotta say...that boil the man was dumping on that paper looked like a disappointment - it didn't fulfill it's destiny. Judge Judy would say that man was OUT OF ORDER!! 😂
Wait, wait, wait, can other people NOT smell rain?! If a rainstorm is coming that burnt ozone smell is FORCEFULL, that rainstorm gets close and that's ALL you can smell.
As someone who lived in England for a decade of my life, I can definitely say with confidence that England isn't really that hot. It's cold and rainy af. And the fog gets so bad they will delay/cancel school.
Yeah, that dad is a cross between Mr. Rogers and Hannibal Lecter. That man has definitely cut pieces off of his daughter's ex boyfriends and saved them in the freezer. If someone gives me apple pie, and I bite it, and it turns out to be zucchini, or squash, I'm fighting that person. In fact, that person is gonna disappear.
Lol, british heat, my grandfather was in death valley doing secret government things in the 50's when it reached 132 degrees. They literally cluldn't spend more than an hour out in the sun. And my god are we even talkimg about NAMIBIA!?
The one where he pokes fun of that lady recording herself crying is absolutely gold
The first clip? Idk that was one of the least entertaining. Though tbf I am not a fan of reveling in others misery. Just isn’t my cup of tea.
@@sarahalderman3126 she put it out there in the funniest way for all to see surely she did this for a laugh.... no way was that meant to get sympathy
@@sarahalderman3126 But she's not in misery though, Its completely fabricated
@sarahalderman3126 I bet you're so fun at parties 🙄
@@sarahalderman3126she literally did what he said. How do you think that footage for recorded lmao? Then put the song too like come on
When the video of the girl saying “cheat on me, this is my dad” I was dying of laughter because when it cut to showing her dad there was no one there for a solid two seconds
I was so prepared for it to be dark humor man XD
It’s so true about our southern heat! Our humidity alone will easily kill you! You can be under the shade and still have heat stroke and pass! No comparison! Mississippi here!
California here and tomorrow it will be 105 I have school and soccer practice tomorrow😢
Can't even step outside here in Miami without it feeling like I'm about to die.
You know it's bad when your antiperspirant starts running down your sides.
Try az, I know you say it’s dry but it’s either 115 with sun or 100 and 99 humidity. We keep our thermostat at 80 degrees in summer and we already gone through 3 so far
hey you know when it's hot outside you open your front door and get hit with a heat wave goes in your house reverse that and your in the uk she was outside cuz it's cooler then her own home most likely. (btw this isn't a rant it's just a joke.)
Give me my cookie back you bitch
15:45 I fully choked on my dinner the moment I heard the words "Post nut clairvoyance" (>◡
@RobbCharnoff-lu5eo What is this bot activity bro? That first time stamp was NOT a "lmao" moment bro, ffs.
"What you yellin for fam, you ain't gonna fix nothin" truer words have never been spoken.
I just really want to find the video where Fredo says “oh you one of the ones”, it was his first video i ever saw and I cannot find it at all
Thats curious george
@@Demarquis-v6j found that clip and he says it but damn that’s not the right one. Thanks anyway though 🙏🏻
How Did You Comment 9hrs Ago When The Video Was Posted 5hrs Ago?
@@WangsDOnutGeisha it was a scheduled video. You can comment on them before they premiere
What was the video subject? I just binged every short he did in the last 3 days 😂
The fact that he called me out on making a batman joke and he was disappointed damn makes me feel like he is my dad god damn it hurt
hes our uncle
@@thefacelessbass. faxs
imma do it anyway
2:15....brother man....if you can make carmel with just sugar and water, think about what a little seasoning, vanilla extract and a little butter can do for you :)
You betta give me a piece
@GenericUsername997 better than a piece, u can have a whole jar
Squirrels lying in wait, calling the pizza man, planning their attack.
Only to be foiled, yet again.😂
“Scooters, SCOOters, SCOOTERS” 😂😂😂 boutta get on madden and start yelling this shit.
"coated your hand in super-glue and dipped it into a chest of broken toys!" outstanding!
09:40 ... there's a reason once cavemen learned how to cook meat that the evolution of mankind sped up, people lived longer, their brains grew larger, and devised ways to season meat and invented smokers and BBQ.
This guy just made a speedrun backwards in evolution. He's making Neanderthals look like Albert Einstein.
We went to England, they were having a heat wave…. It was getting up into the 80s after being in the low 60s in the morning. In the south, we start in the 80s at Dawn
Years ago, I lived in Southwest Missouri. At the time, I was serving in the Missouri National Guard, and we hosted a British Territorial Soldier during our Annual Training event. Explaining the average temps to her got to be a bit of an adventure because she didn't understand Fahrenheit. I had to use Google to translate 105°F into Limey. I can still remember the expression that crossed her face when it sank in just how hot it gets. 🤣
@@engmed4400FORT WOOD, baby aka Fort Lost in the Woods😂. I am from the boot heel and live in SWMO now, humidity is the killer. I watched New Yorkers pass out when it hit 95(lived upstate for a while) and I was still waiting for the actual heat
@@Emjay-ed2se Been to the Bootheel once. I ran a mission with a Transportation Company out of Dexter back in 2007. Being from Central Texas originally, I'm quite used to that kind of heat, and it never fails to make me laugh a bit when I see people who've never been through it.
It's 95 fucking degrees at night in New Orleans. 80's at dawn is the best we can hope for 😂
"Breathing in lowercase " got me.
“Soooooooo what did we learnnnnnn “had me dead
Damn... that pancake 'give me piece' joint fuk'd me up... straight lose hahahahaha.
Yikes to that slow cooker...throw it out and start over 😂
Tennessee here. I got locked out of the house one time at 14, and I had to wait for my mom to come home, which was a couple of hours. My choices were the heat or the only shade by the sinkhole. I almost had a stroke sitting by that sinkhole.
The "if that scream..." Bit got me. 😂😂
Ill be honest im a little bit jealous of our mans Fredo. He just outright sounds like a good bloke, a humble man. Makes me realize how much better i could be..how much I've been holding myself back...damn. ol' Alfred is a man that, when he speaks you should be quiet and listen because thats a man that truly speaks some wisdom.
I'm Floridian. This shi is ridiculous. And it's getting worse! I been here my entire life and it didn't used to be all this. 😊❤
Mike: everybody bad until I can STILL PUNCH HARD ENOUGH TO KILL A BEAR
Hell Naw I been in NC for 16 years. I never heard of the UK being hot as hell... every damn movie I watch that's in UK I never see the sun it be so depressing lookin lol
It is jolly hot in the UK this week. 29 degrees. It is cool on the ground floor of my cottage (walls are 3 feet thick) but unbearable upstairs because of all the insulation in the loft. I cracked my car windscreen too by turning on the ac. Apparently the contrast between hot glass and cold air was too much for it. Also, the outer cover of my mini storage compartment under my steering wheel fell off. Looks like the glue has melted.
Fr I'm on the east coast nc it feel like 102 and it's 9am lmao
@@kateq7212 That must be Celsius we use ferenheit. 29C degrees has to be 84F. Not that hot compared to here. It gets 100F and the humidity is a killer. 94 will feel like 104 here
@@kateq7212 That's go outside to chill in the rain (if you're so inclined) temperatures
@@kateq721229C 😂😂 You gotta be playing, to pretend that that's significantly hot. It hasn't been that cold here in almost a month. It was 50C the other day in California.
Also remember, in that 1st video, she probably did multiple takes. Camera out of focus, wrong angle, whatever...
"breathing in lower case"
I had to pause to let the tears of laughter clear so I could see again.
I can't tell you how happy I am right now. Today's my day off and a new fredo video's out! Made my whole day!! 😁
Same
Yeeeees
23:36. I bet the phrase "huhuh I bet you wish you listened now don't ya." was told.
6:50 💀☠️😂
"Sooooo...What did we learn?"
Bro I died even more. My wife though I was literally choking and dying though so...☠️.....😂😂😂
"Constipated satan having a blasphemous bowel movement" lol. I live in Louisiana and ive never heard that amalgamation of words used but it makes absolutely perfect sense
My man said..."des a pot of wasted potential!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Pot full of wasted potential."
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the next poet laureate of the USA.
When I saw that guy with the bubbling hot syrup it made me smile like I just found my long lost brother! I always heat up my syrup. I can’t have cold syrup on my waffles and pancakes. I mean, I don’t heat it to the temp of lava, but it’s a must that it’s heated.
Im from oklahoma, we can smell regular rain and tornado ingredient rain
Up near Claremore, Ok here. Definitely can smell rain, and feel the pressure change with supercells.
the smelling rain one is so real i live down south and i just thought this was something everybody could do
those slow cooked bat backs had me crying 😂😂😂
Same! The way I cackled, even caught me offguard😂
Brudduh man 2:24 I'ma need me piece too 🤤🤏🏾
Fredo the goat 🐐
9:55 That thing was so raw I could swear it was still mooin'
"You cracked a Batman joke, didn't you?"
Damn right we did Pennyworth. :)
I’m not mad just disappointed 😂😂
The solar system is mercury, venus and Texas, then Earth. alas, that is accurate.
I live down south Florida, 3 days ago, I checked the temp out on the lawn after mowing it , it hit 121 degrees.
would you mind educating me? what kind of grass do you have down there that needs mowing in that temperature and isn't just dead husks? because I need some.
@@jamesp7351 from what I can tell, Zoysia grass is what the Internet seems to recommend for Florida as a low maintenance grass. Hope that helps
This man said Sabretooth Sardine... I'm done! ☠
Nowadays your compilation videos double as abs training training for me. You got me cracking up and wondering is this how I die😂😂
At a point I already resolved myself that at least I’m going out happy 😭😂
The Heat In Honduras, Man You Melt 5 Minutes Out
Oh dear, the boil with no seasoning. I'ma apologize for all the white people who never heard of Old Bay, Tony, Bay Leaves, Red Pepper flakes, and I'll betcha there ain't even salt in that. I have seen this. If I know the cooking tradition of those people, I have a can of Tony and a bottle of Tabasco in my bag. Large size can cuz I know I'ma need to share. And if I'm traveling into unknown territory, there's more in my car. Gulf coast women know about this. I really enjoy these compilations, Fredo.
😂😂😂 “ And scene, uhhhhhhhhhh”
Im a paraplegic with metal in his back i can feel the rain and smell it
19:38 this is one of those times that Jesus doesn’t want me stepping in. That man went willingly to a one on one with God who am I to stop him?
14:27 He looks like the kind of dude to say he's disappointed in you. Yet he also seems like the kind of dude who could erase any and all evidence of you and your family's existence
Ahh i get it "you become what you laugh at" and he laughed at wealthy people and at being deadpool's sidekick on a movie. 😂😅😅
The Devil was given two choices for his damnation: Hell, or Phoenix, Arizona. He chose Hell because it was more comfortable.
Thank you for feeling the same way I do about pointless screaming. The only time screaming makes sense and helps a situation is when something bad is happening to you and a sudden scream might help alert other people nearby who could come to your aid. Otherwise it is a stupid waste of energy and just there’s something about people who scream during a bad situation where a scream does nothing, that just infuriates me.
I can’t scream when I’m scared. I sure hope if I ever need to alert someone for help, I can fight back, because my voice gets paralyzed. I am my only hope😂
I want all my friends to be just like Fredo. Oh, wait, they already are. And I haven't heard anyone use the word "pootytang" ( I don't know how to spell it) in at least 30 years. Good times.
Need to see the rest of that boxing
Just watch Italy v Algeria at the Olympics... Same result
I slipped out of the same kind of ride Fredo did. I don't do fair rides.
Pork chop a chunky in the first video was just attention seeking. If hubby did actually leave, I'm pretty sure I know why. Dude was tired of having to fight the FUPA 🤣😂🤣😂
I lost on the face after Deadpool's sidekick.
Week just got better and it hasn't even started yet
i get what you sayin but it's Wednesday brother
4:25 Especially considering that that was a Tarantula Hawk Wasp. Fairly docile in terms of wasp temperament, but literally one of the most painful stings on the planet. The experts recommend that, if you're stung by it, you should lay down because you might pass out from the pain and hurt yourself.
1:02 more like your car becomes a frying pan and you are the eggs
At 0:37; madam may I introduce you to, the Mojave!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
@@SuperEarth_ArmedForces Degenerates like me belong on a cross.
I will say that they did reinforce their bottles. In April, my fiancée forgot her gallon jug of watermelon juice in the house without a/c in MD, in decent heat. (I'm in TX and was visiting there with her so my account of heat is relative) I found this jug and had to burp it before I could dump it out. It was quite bloated to the point I was waiting for it to explode.. It was shocking that it was still holding as it was roughly twice the size it started out as. That was disturbing
Watching this video is like doom scrolling, but I get to smoke a bowl without having to touch my phone.
YOU FREDO ...YOU, never considered stand up? 🤔🤪
I’m not sure if a lot of people know this, but the video with the swordfish or sailfish(I didn’t get a good look at it’s fin), they don’t need to stab whatever they hunt or fight, because their bill is like sandpaper and with how fast they swim, it will cut something if they just graze it. So that man might have gotten cut a bit, but nothing life threatening.
Love you Fredo. All the way from South Africa
The king of comedian
I'm from Louisiana ⚜& that girl don't know 💩 about heat , I bet you Hell is cooler then Louisiana plus you can smell the rain coming & how for it is just by the lighting & thunder .
Al.always well put together video but your remarks to said clips always get me laughing thx for the video fredo
‘They called us colored” 😂. Actually it’s crazy they’ve started doing that again, but with a twist. “Of Color”. Funny how history repeats itself.
1:11 LMAO MERCY, VENUS, TEXAS AND THEN EARTH
Love when Fredo drops a new video.
I feel you on the Arizona container. I lost two containers in 2 days because they fell. 😢
"You ain't supposed to take a poop there." 💀
Already laughed and it's the first vid, Love ya Fredo ❤❤🔥
🤣🤣🤣 Sabretooth Sardine!!!
I used to work at Walmart in the beverage aisle, I drop the gallon Arnold Palmer Arizona. It flooded the floor, they are fragile af 😂😂😂
Welll, we who lived through the 60s and 70s lived through Richard Speck, Albert DeSalvo, clacker toys, drinking from a waterhose.
British heat? I live in Arizona. Our normal temp in the summers is over 100 every. Single. Day. I’ve also been deployed to the Middle East sitting outside in 134 degree weather for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week.
Yup, can confirm living in Texas as well as having been deployed to the Middle East for 6 months and working a little more than 12 hours a day but in only 124 degree temps in the summer. That heat wave lasted a week and I worked outside.
Good news! If the woman in the first one is your type, you'll be pleased to know she's still there!
Bruh said the Wii audience when you mess up bowling.. I’m crying
Sup home skillet.. Love the videos. Be good or good at it! Love from Dayton Ohio
I live in New Orleans and I gotta say...that boil the man was dumping on that paper looked like a disappointment - it didn't fulfill it's destiny. Judge Judy would say that man was OUT OF ORDER!! 😂
24:21 Waving around a gun trying to menace people with it has got to be one of the stupidest things you could possibly do in America.
My very first lesson when I purchased a firearm- the instructor told me to never ever pull a gun until you are ready to fire.
Wait, wait, wait, can other people NOT smell rain?! If a rainstorm is coming that burnt ozone smell is FORCEFULL, that rainstorm gets close and that's ALL you can smell.
Can't smell something like that if it rains 24/7.
Poor brits
7:09 That unlocked a fuzzy memory I didn’t know I had
As someone who lived in England for a decade of my life, I can definitely say with confidence that England isn't really that hot. It's cold and rainy af. And the fog gets so bad they will delay/cancel school.
I'll that time you told us you love us in 3mil vid, love ya back Mr. Fred ❤🔥❤
"You had white only restaurants then we found out you had no seasoning. What a let down!" 😂
Love your channel - hey from Atlanta
“The Wii audience when you mess up bowling”😂🤣😂🤣
12:08 i watched this drinking LITERALLY Minute Maid Peach Punch fresh from the carton. Not even using a cup.
Yeah, that dad is a cross between Mr. Rogers and Hannibal Lecter. That man has definitely cut pieces off of his daughter's ex boyfriends and saved them in the freezer.
If someone gives me apple pie, and I bite it, and it turns out to be zucchini, or squash, I'm fighting that person. In fact, that person is gonna disappear.
Ssssssshhhh the squirrels will hear you and know you are onto them.........
Oh yes brother south African heat yeah the point where you drink 3 cases of beer and you don't get drunk from sweating it all out dang man
ATV Off-road Fury is a throwback my boy lmao
Lol, british heat, my grandfather was in death valley doing secret government things in the 50's when it reached 132 degrees.
They literally cluldn't spend more than an hour out in the sun.
And my god are we even talkimg about NAMIBIA!?
I come here looking to 'lose' within ten seconds.
8:06 Chair-ierre.
ALFREEEED!!! Get the Batmobile 🚀