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  • And now unicorns are ruined. Sorry.
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Комментарии • 557

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 8 лет назад +3235

    "Dreams are gross"
    True words, no matter your Dreams, at some point, you'll have to blow a unicorn

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 8 лет назад +3685

    The moral of the story today is that having standards can save your life.

    • @lj6895
      @lj6895 8 лет назад +45

      Yup ❤️😖

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 лет назад +30

      lolrus555 I think the true moral is that only pussies say their dreams are dead

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 5 лет назад +57

      No the moral is kids to be a true friend means taking it in the hair!...😏

    • @adrianj2666
      @adrianj2666 5 лет назад +8

      @@ZION73082 this

    • @sean_connors
      @sean_connors 4 года назад +6

      Being Robot Chicken, I’m sure that moral was unintentional.

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 8 лет назад +1008

    Friends get a load in the hair.
    Enemies get a load in the face.
    Either way the unicorn wins.

  • @The1pokemaster1
    @The1pokemaster1 6 лет назад +2192

    The cops think maybe those jockeys were blowing the horses
    Yeah, maybe that too XD

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 6 лет назад +31

      Never thought I'd hear those words come out of Ernie Hudson's mouth.

    • @Emohawk707
      @Emohawk707 4 года назад +10

      Omar Ignacio Silvestrini Or maybe we shouldn’t let Hollywood weirdoes fuckin’ rape people?

    • @bone8352
      @bone8352 4 года назад +9

      @@Necrocancerr anybody who has horses has seen it. We just pretend we don't see the huge shclong, turn around and decide to trim the horse's feet another time.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 года назад +5

      @@bone8352 lol!
      Okay, time to, wait... no. Yeah, I'll come back later to do that.

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 года назад +2

      @@Necrocancerr Meh, if you ever did a road trip in an area where horses are a common sight, you already know. It's not like those stallions can control when they are showing or not.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 5 лет назад +667

    "Play it like an oboe... Now do Flight of The Bumblebee!"
    I guarantee you, that line was ad-libbed and they HAD to keep it in the final cut. lol

    • @MichaelKilley
      @MichaelKilley 5 лет назад +18

      The guy I know for his alpha and omega reviews watches adult swim?

    • @abrahemsamander3967
      @abrahemsamander3967 5 лет назад +11

      Wow you watched this bobsheaux? And found it funny? You have good taste, I found it hilarious and hate myself for it but hey it is hilarious.

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 4 года назад +3

      It's the only line worth remembering in this sketch.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 4 года назад +3

      Makes you wonder what Flo the Mule Mom might've been carrying besides the foal...

  • @ShamblesMD
    @ShamblesMD 4 года назад +920

    So basically a skit about how to get lead roles in Hollywood

  • @markfry4304
    @markfry4304 7 лет назад +422

    At least the unicorn is honest when saying what he is asking is going to ruin the kid's life.

  • @vinaygautamhome
    @vinaygautamhome 8 лет назад +1625

    thank god the unicorn is back....i love him

    • @christophergarcia9022
      @christophergarcia9022 8 лет назад +85

      +Vinay Gautam And he really loves you too.

    • @vinaygautamhome
      @vinaygautamhome 8 лет назад +21

      Pace Holder and has a beautiful voice too....you couldn't ask more

    • @mothergoose3585
      @mothergoose3585 8 лет назад

      +Vinay Gautam i think da unicorn's voice is a parody of shawn connery's voice. oink.

    • @joshuabenslay2182
      @joshuabenslay2182 8 лет назад +2

      OMG!!! He's Awesome!!!!!

    • @Dronkey64
      @Dronkey64 7 лет назад

      Joshua Benslay but not in real life... ;)

  • @kingzork1290
    @kingzork1290 8 лет назад +3949

    I would've finished in your hair like a friend lol

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 8 лет назад +25

      I wonder what he meant by that

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 8 лет назад +159

      It means all that horse jizzed he ejaculated would have ended up in his hair.

    • @BacadoTheSkoggy
      @BacadoTheSkoggy 8 лет назад +67

      All my friends finish in my hair

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 8 лет назад +16

      +Matthias “John” Tan #Friendzoned

    • @blizk24
      @blizk24 8 лет назад +24

      +Matthias Tan “John” Perhaps you should stop trying to befriend hairstylists.

  • @lukethespook2784
    @lukethespook2784 6 лет назад +193

    Fun fact: George Lowe, the voice of the unicorn, also voiced space ghost on space ghost coast to coast

    • @davidcortina9898
      @davidcortina9898 3 года назад

      Wow

    • @oneshadowdragon
      @oneshadowdragon 2 года назад

      used to stay up late watching space Ghost Coast to Coast his talk show was awesome. I'm sure the budget was very low cuz they always use stock footage with different voices.

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 8 лет назад +369

    "Later, he'll show you how to cross swords". XD

  • @sebastianmonk1584
    @sebastianmonk1584 7 лет назад +212

    'I would have finished in your hair, like a friend!'

  • @arbiterskiss6692
    @arbiterskiss6692 6 лет назад +84

    He became a jockey, his dream came true. He wants to be an award winning jockey? That's a different story.

  • @ThePainTrain765
    @ThePainTrain765 8 лет назад +729

    At first I thought the unicorn was asking for a legit hummer.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 8 лет назад +11

      +ThePainTrain765 same XD

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 7 лет назад +50

      This is why you never should name any daughters Hummer.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 лет назад +8

      V Guyver why do they call it hummer?

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 6 лет назад +11

      Oh it was _legit_ alright

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 6 лет назад +1

      ThePainTrain765 same

  • @Symos
    @Symos 6 лет назад +303

    This skit taught me something. Success blows

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 8 лет назад +138

    I will never stop loving the Unicorns voice. I honest to god wish I could imitate it.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 3 года назад +3

      @@animalfriend7389 That's pretty spot on. I would also say McGruff the crime dog.

  • @CombatSportsNerd
    @CombatSportsNerd 8 лет назад +790

    Some dreams just aren't worth it

    • @yangfox1755
      @yangfox1755 8 лет назад +69

      dreams are gross xD

    • @nikinikolov6570
      @nikinikolov6570 6 лет назад +16

      Yang Fox that is what a pussy would say!

    • @joyfulflame3336
      @joyfulflame3336 3 года назад +1

      Dreams are good but you don't make stupid deal like having sex with boss to get promoted or like that....

  • @ReanimationLabs2000-et9ve
    @ReanimationLabs2000-et9ve Год назад +11

    “You’re too tall to be a jockey!”
    Actually, despite the fact that most jockeys are short, there is no real height limit to becoming a jockey. It’s more important how light and fit you are.

  • @RamrodAI
    @RamrodAI 8 лет назад +156

    "I could have sworn I put a sock on the door Tracey"

    • @shinjiadventures7558
      @shinjiadventures7558 3 года назад +5

      Bye-Bye college fund.

    • @AlexVampyr
      @AlexVampyr Год назад +1

      @@shinjiadventures7558 "College fund?"
      **camera beeps**
      "Ew."

  • @Kevinduddo
    @Kevinduddo 8 лет назад +180

    George Lowe has a great voice

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 8 лет назад +15

      "A unicorn is just a horse that's just a little more horny than usual!" I'm dead DX

  • @bcancerninja
    @bcancerninja 2 года назад +15

    George Lowe as the Unicorn was the best casting choice in this series by far, especially how creepy he makes the unicorn sound.

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 6 лет назад +61

    "I would have finished in your hair, like a friend" X'D X'D X'D

  • @NekoTamer15
    @NekoTamer15 7 лет назад +315

    My Little Pony: Friendship is Death

  • @antoineweldon9037
    @antoineweldon9037 8 лет назад +64

    give him a hummer of a lifetime lol

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 8 лет назад +2

      Flight of the Bumblebee....holy shit.

    • @myriadtruth5167
      @myriadtruth5167 7 лет назад +2

      They went down on the unicorn

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 8 лет назад +20

    oh man, the unicorn has not aged well over the years. the filth that fills his mind is finally beginning to physically show!

  • @simonlewis1560
    @simonlewis1560 4 года назад +15

    That was more wholesome then expected

  • @evanpeltier
    @evanpeltier 5 лет назад +13

    "Hop aboard, I'm a wild RIDE!" 😂

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 лет назад +349

    Nice Peter Jackson's King Kong reference at the end.

  • @MrMinigun457
    @MrMinigun457 4 года назад +6

    "Whee, that's what a pussy would say"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂 God I love that unicorn that is real motivation

  • @alteredinko
    @alteredinko 8 лет назад +51

    "A unicorn is a horse that is more horny than usual." I'm dead 😂.

    • @MedievalGenie
      @MedievalGenie 5 лет назад +3

      So are all those jockeys.

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 3 года назад

      And a stiffy attached to its head.

  • @SoCalloweenNEWS
    @SoCalloweenNEWS 7 лет назад +40

    "Play flight of the bumble bee" 😂😂😂 I died laughing!!!!

  • @killeing
    @killeing 3 года назад +5

    "I would have finished in your hair- like a friend." I died XD

  • @pyraz1973
    @pyraz1973 8 лет назад +112

    "A unicorns just a horse that's more horny than usual" XD

  • @davidmeir9348
    @davidmeir9348 5 лет назад +20

    "I would have finished in your hair, like a friend"
    Don't anyone wish they had a friend like that?

  • @isaiahloera7257
    @isaiahloera7257 7 лет назад +49

    "Oh Bentley play it like an Oboe"

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 года назад +6

    “That’s right, now do the flight of the bumblebee”😂😂

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 8 лет назад +20

    Still love this show after all these years.

  • @Pwnedgamer94
    @Pwnedgamer94 8 лет назад +266

    Wait, at 1:30 how is he blowing him? If I remember robot chicken, then he should be sucking the unicorn's horn. Right?

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 8 лет назад +69

      +Pwnedgamer94 that's just to get his secret mayonaise out the kind u put on a sandwhich

    • @Pwnedgamer94
      @Pwnedgamer94 8 лет назад +3

      +1biowolfman yeah, but then again half the cast died

    • @adamlapidus4420
      @adamlapidus4420 8 лет назад +1

      +1biowolfman The girlfriend left the robot chicken, actually in the last season finale. What was that episode called again? (This is the one show I can't memorize episodes of)

    • @watchensee
      @watchensee 8 лет назад +3

      No he was actually sucking on the Unicorn's penis instead. :P

    • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
      @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 лет назад

      +1biowolfman Nope. It's "Robot Chicken and Mad Scientist to the Rescue!".

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 5 лет назад +11

    George Lowe's best role ever.

  • @mlongpre100
    @mlongpre100 4 года назад +3

    0:08 QWEEF !

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 5 лет назад +2

    I love how his dad just does not give a fuck about his feelings.

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 года назад +2

    I assure you I would have finished in your hair... like a friend”😂

  • @bone8352
    @bone8352 4 года назад +11

    Anything involving horses on robot chicken is extra weird

  • @draconiclady0610
    @draconiclady0610 2 года назад +2

    After the video ended, an ad for Walmart showing a woman trying to stuff a fully inflated Unicorn pool floaty into her vehicle played...I can't tell if that timing was the best or the worst.

  • @silverwheelchairiot6525
    @silverwheelchairiot6525 5 лет назад +13

    This is number 69 in the robot chicken playlist. The irony is crazy.

    • @BlackSoul4876
      @BlackSoul4876 3 года назад

      That seems more likely to be coincidental, if it's anything.

  • @annereilley4892
    @annereilley4892 4 года назад +8

    If you ever find a unicorn, it means it's time to stop doing drugs.

  • @battlion507
    @battlion507 8 лет назад +58

    Naw. If Unicorns were ruined, so are vampires, ninjas, and the internet...

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 8 лет назад +6

      +Tony Davis (Battlion50) The Internet's been ruined ever since the WWW's inception.

    • @blizk24
      @blizk24 8 лет назад

      Teenage mutant ninja turtles are still beign adapted to 2016. Twilight. Some other kind of wweird shit on the deeper parts of the internet. And Robot chicken.

  • @LarryDevaun
    @LarryDevaun Год назад +1

    Moral of the story don't use sex to get a head in life, unless your boss has been tested for STD's first.

  • @GR-rx7zq
    @GR-rx7zq 3 года назад +3

    In case you didn't know what he meant by finishing in his hair it's a joke about suggestions during the AIDS outbreak. One suggestion to not contact or give AIDS was to finish in someone's hair. No joke, that was put on leaflets and given out to people.

  • @SunnyC.D.A221
    @SunnyC.D.A221 4 года назад +5

    Somewhere... out there... someone drew the Unicorn-Jockey action

  • @TKOthunder
    @TKOthunder 4 года назад +2

    1:30 the hummer of a lifetime guys. The hummer of a lifetime...

  • @mitchellbanks34
    @mitchellbanks34 2 года назад +3

    That’s the one and only Ernie Hudson playing the boy’s father. He played 3 different characters in this episode he guest starred in.

  • @joshuaolsoncook
    @joshuaolsoncook 7 лет назад +36

    If this was Jojo...
    Last surviving Jockey: Johnny Joestar
    Unicorn: Diego Brando

  • @MrMinigun457
    @MrMinigun457 4 года назад +1

    1:00 lol that head shake

  • @thegrimm07
    @thegrimm07 3 года назад +1

    man,that is so twisted it's so hilarious

  • @HowToGrind82
    @HowToGrind82 4 года назад +6

    This is by far the most awkward video that I've ever watched that involve unicorns 😯

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 8 лет назад +3

    This unicorn is the best unicorn in all of existence!

  • @christopher2684
    @christopher2684 5 лет назад +2

    I think this is a metaphor for your dreams into hollywood

  • @rkgaustin9043
    @rkgaustin9043 4 года назад +3

    The hummer of a lifetime!

  • @jacquelynjarnagin4222
    @jacquelynjarnagin4222 7 лет назад +32

    Is the unicorn voiced by space ghost?

  • @omarlucero8964
    @omarlucero8964 8 лет назад +5

    the unicorn is a savage

  • @michaelholle6061
    @michaelholle6061 5 лет назад +3

    I guess you could say never let a gift horse in your mouth.

  • @REALmikegordan
    @REALmikegordan 8 лет назад +5

    Well, that's nothing. Veringular had a man blow a "wish-granting zebra" with the voice of Brecken Meyer.

  • @YungReg88
    @YungReg88 4 года назад +2

    Friendship is magic!

  • @lukethespook2784
    @lukethespook2784 6 лет назад +2

    I would like to be a unicorn jokey. I'd probably wear the suit in 1:38

  • @mergingbutterfly
    @mergingbutterfly 3 года назад +1

    I like how he was going to stay true no matter what to his standards and his morals and it's been meant to you know throwing his dream away or false belief or hope that's what it was going to me and you know he didn't do something he wasn't willing to do to get where he thought he wanted to beg you know so I think that's a good story of specialty and shows like this today you don't really see that too often

  • @Kagato100
    @Kagato100 8 лет назад +4

    We need more RC unicorn sketches :D

  • @Salidin111
    @Salidin111 5 лет назад +2

    Six weeks??! you know how much money you could make placing bets knowing he would win

  • @johnrodriguez5277
    @johnrodriguez5277 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂 I lost it at play it like an oboe!!!

  • @PsypherWolf
    @PsypherWolf 8 лет назад +3

    Rainbow stickers, subtle.

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 4 года назад +1

    The unicorn sounds similar to the Star Wars: Clone Wars narrator, but turns out it's a different dude.

  • @gmnotyet
    @gmnotyet 6 лет назад +2

    Like a friend

  • @zozidedodo780
    @zozidedodo780 4 года назад +1

    so that is the new bojack horseman movie

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 Год назад

    “I want to assure you that I would have finished in your hair….like a friend.”
    OMG that’s terrible. 😂🤣😂

  • @QuantumFerret
    @QuantumFerret 8 лет назад +3

    "I would've finished in your hair... Like a friend." I have yet to meet a girl who thinks that's a friendly place to finish 😂

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 2 года назад

    1:25 ... use protection and ~ you got a deal ♥

  • @sands201
    @sands201 4 года назад +1

    1:01 that killed me

  • @dawidmayska4870
    @dawidmayska4870 7 лет назад +11

    I'm sickened, but curious

  • @Mike--Oxmall
    @Mike--Oxmall Год назад

    0:46 Whats my incentive hmmummha gets me every time.

  • @watchensee
    @watchensee 8 лет назад +2

    What is it with the Pervert Unicorn in Robot Chicken? Hahahaha!

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 года назад +1

    Well, I'm never going to look at Space Ghost the same way again.

  • @the_og_alpha
    @the_og_alpha 4 года назад +6

    Never thought I would hear Peter Cullen voice a bestiality loving Unicorn

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 года назад

      If both parties are sentient and consenting beings, it ain't bestiality.

    • @thomasmartin4281
      @thomasmartin4281 2 года назад +2

      It’s George Lowe, AKA space ghost

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 года назад +1

    Son it doesn’t matter who rides him as long as it isn’t you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 3 года назад +2

    I would of finished in your hair like a friend 🤣

  • @tariqt.2252
    @tariqt.2252 5 лет назад +3

    I though that unicorn was trapped in a magic book

  • @aurumvale9908
    @aurumvale9908 5 лет назад +1

    friendship really is magic

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 6 лет назад +1

    best reoccuring character ever

  • @sharplily
    @sharplily Год назад +1

    2:47 jojo moment

  • @roberthintz4017
    @roberthintz4017 8 лет назад +1

    1:20: George Lowe could've a voice over for Seinfeld's version of George Steinbrenner as hilarious as Larry David's.

  • @wandering_fruitloaf7396
    @wandering_fruitloaf7396 5 лет назад +2

    Anyone else notice that this is the 69th Robot Chicken episode on the playlist?

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 8 лет назад +88

    What is it with this show sexualizing unicorns and horses?

    • @MeiiMiicB
      @MeiiMiicB 8 лет назад +30

      they're all secretly bronies

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 8 лет назад +29

      +Moomin
      or horse breeders who have questionable methods.

    • @MeiiMiicB
      @MeiiMiicB 8 лет назад +2

      MrAnimepredator true

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 8 лет назад +5

      +Thomas “tb86” bates oh c'mon every parent will have that awkward moment when your little girl will ask why the unicorn has a horn, what will you say?

    • @simonmadception6313
      @simonmadception6313 8 лет назад +15

      +Ben noneofyourbeeswax it's like a horse just a little more horny

  • @tisaacs4487
    @tisaacs4487 8 лет назад +2

    I knew that unicorn was still up to no good.

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon 5 лет назад +1

    Dirty laugther... Dirty laugther everywhere

  • @MinecraftBlackWolf
    @MinecraftBlackWolf 6 лет назад +4

    Dammit, George Lowe.

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 8 лет назад +2

    All my dreams have been contaminated.

  • @betterlatethannever4529
    @betterlatethannever4529 5 лет назад +1

    I love this horse

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 года назад

    “Forget I said that, pretend I said hop aboard”😂

  • @SullivanNephewakaoso
    @SullivanNephewakaoso 8 лет назад +2

    That unicorn is space ghost

  • @wolfyboy11hitler61
    @wolfyboy11hitler61 5 лет назад +1

    Give me the hummer of a lifetime

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 6 лет назад +29

    Horhy