Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 64 - The Danish Submarine [Jan. 24, 2018]

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  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 4 года назад +190

    Hilarious fact about the dog explosives/tanks allegory: The Germans used their own tanks to test the dog explosives. When it came time to use them in war, the dogs went after their own tanks (obviously not being able to discern the difference) and blew them up.

  • @elias4493
    @elias4493 Год назад +82

    15:54 lol at shane thinking harambe died in 2012 and Matt being like oh I thought that was like a year ago (it was)

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das Год назад +6

      Had to look it up. Neither were even close! 😂

    • @saxasalt
      @saxasalt 11 месяцев назад +9

      AJ-das
      Wdym, Matt was pretty much right

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 11 месяцев назад +7

      You ever reread things you don't remember writing? I'm an intelligent person. What the fuck was past me thinking? 😂 😂 😂

    • @rileymurphy559
      @rileymurphy559 10 месяцев назад +3

      It was May of 2016 if I remember correct

    • @timforti
      @timforti 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@AJ-daslmfaoooo

  • @Yobigjake
    @Yobigjake Год назад +75

    Ok I’m cool with the Chinese accent, the Korean accent, the Japanese accent, the Russian accent, the German accent, the Indian accent, the Mexican accent, the black accent and even the Philly accent, but the MINNESOTA ACCENT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

    • @illuminati5160
      @illuminati5160 Год назад

      Minnesota sucks and most of the country would forget it exists if people would stop bringing it up.

    • @jacobgagnon1820
      @jacobgagnon1820 Год назад +4

      Whats your stance on the jp accent?

    • @kylemelenka7549
      @kylemelenka7549 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jacobgagnon1820 amazing "How can we truly call dog, man's best friend. If we can't fuck our best friend in the ass?"

    • @TEAMGETHELP
      @TEAMGETHELP 4 месяца назад +1

      EH

    • @TRVPCHEF
      @TRVPCHEF 4 месяца назад +1

      “That’s gay”- Shane Gillis

  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 3 месяца назад +2

    shane getting stoked about walking tables after the womans march was one of the first signs of greatness

  • @thomasvoge664
    @thomasvoge664 7 месяцев назад +8

    Twelve cold-activated ounces... 😂😂😂

  • @ThisNachoFriend
    @ThisNachoFriend Год назад +58

    This podcast is my religion. Inshallah dawgz.

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 3 года назад +41

    Bea Guervera hilarious

  • @charwest5892
    @charwest5892 3 года назад +52

    harambe died in 2016 not 2013. matts right shane isz wrong

    • @giziemcbarns
      @giziemcbarns Год назад +1

      So far off lol

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 Год назад +8

      @giziemcbarns yeah this confident Incorrectness from shane is too much for me to handle. And harambe was far too important to be so readily forgotten.

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 4 года назад +37

    "We lost, and we're victims." - Every woman ever in history's counter-argument

  • @brick.415
    @brick.415 3 года назад +21

    32:01 "white-trash werewolf" had me howlin

  • @CharlesAmericanus
    @CharlesAmericanus 2 года назад +15

    Facebook's tanking, these guys called it

    • @multicoloredwiz
      @multicoloredwiz Год назад +1

      No one could have predicted them shifting to their retarded ass vr office

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 3 месяца назад

      Year later and it's the highest it's ever been and zuckerberg is the second richest person in the world.

  • @halcyøndrøne
    @halcyøndrøne 2 года назад +17

    Matt obviously watched a shit ton of Adam Curtis docs before this one lol

  • @rhys580
    @rhys580 2 месяца назад

    i actually learned some things on this episode. thanks Dawgs

  • @mericaallah2615
    @mericaallah2615 Месяц назад

    Shane went to get the milk, never came back. Poor Mathew 😭

  • @rileymurphy559
    @rileymurphy559 7 месяцев назад +2

    A teacher showed us a video about Kony 2012 my senior year, and I got all fired up and told my parents about it at dinner and my dad said almost the exact same thing lmao. "The united states has no fucking clue what's going on over there, don't even get involved in that crap" so I was all about it for like 5 hours 😂

  • @scuffado777
    @scuffado777 2 года назад +24

    Dude Shane is so spot on with the old ladies in the factory. I used to work with one who would come up to me, grab my crotch, and just go, “OOOOOOOOH MUY GRANDE!!!!” And just leave like nothing happened. I thought it was hilarious but yeah that happens a LOT

    • @concrasion1273
      @concrasion1273 Год назад +1

      Oh wwwoieot A good 😊😊 ❤❤ there o

  • @brians7901
    @brians7901 Год назад +10

    Shane just explained to me in a way I can understand for the first time why women like moving so much.

  • @DeathToarmosUndjudens
    @DeathToarmosUndjudens 25 дней назад

    31:35 football rage 😂😂

  • @DeathToarmosUndjudens
    @DeathToarmosUndjudens 25 дней назад

    35:39 Zuckerstein the colonizer 😂😂

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 2 года назад +6

    I laughed so hard at this one.

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Год назад +2

      At first instead of “laughed” I thought you said “came” and I was like oh my god me too bro

  • @Hshbrwnhero
    @Hshbrwnhero Год назад +4

    Bae Guevara is based af 😅

  • @bigdawgs94
    @bigdawgs94 Год назад +5

    KONY2012 lmao I feel like hella people forgot about that

  • @Daaavewilliams
    @Daaavewilliams 4 месяца назад

    Lmfao hearing Shane say that harambe died in 2012

  • @kvltvr6967
    @kvltvr6967 2 года назад +4

    fudge mule

  • @mojamitol
    @mojamitol 9 месяцев назад +1

    Because of the implication

  • @tommybool1000
    @tommybool1000 Год назад +1

    44:35

  • @R41D3RNAT10N
    @R41D3RNAT10N 2 года назад +1

    What’s the song called at the end?

    • @bigdawgs94
      @bigdawgs94 Год назад +8

      Haven’t made it to the end yet but it’s probably Action Bronson-Easy Rider

  • @timforti
    @timforti 10 месяцев назад

    harambe was killed in 2016 lmao

  • @JLBHabs
    @JLBHabs 4 года назад +12

    hahahah I love shane but he seems to really have a gripe against women! LOL

    • @DandyAndy83
      @DandyAndy83 3 года назад +24

      And you don't?

    • @JLBHabs
      @JLBHabs 3 года назад

      @@DandyAndy83 lmao no

    • @JLBHabs
      @JLBHabs 3 года назад

      @@DandyAndy83 I just re read this comment randomly... What a bizarre mind frame you must have been in lol... seems like you're saying all men have something against woman.. you know thats a wild perspective right?

    • @JLBHabs
      @JLBHabs 3 года назад

      @@turtlemcfardleton573 lol okay... 'Turtle McFardeleton...'

    • @powerful_smr5383
      @powerful_smr5383 3 года назад +13

      @@JLBHabs he’s making fun of you, dork

  • @thedogs3467
    @thedogs3467 2 года назад +2

    This shits great

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 3 года назад +9

    Sorry Shane but what you did with that cop is what's called dry snitching so yeah, your still a snitch.

    • @hydratheskygod6344
      @hydratheskygod6344 3 года назад +27

      Nobody cares

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 5 месяцев назад

      Youre*

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@miketrujillo3677I'm gonna be a friend right now and tell you something you may not be aware of. I promise every single person who scrolls through comments on RUclips has the exact same reaction to people who will leave replies on comments just to make sure that the world knows that you know that the possessive"your" is incorrect in this case and the contraction "you're" and is the grammatically correct way the post should read. People are instinctively repulsed by someone who does this type of thing. Everyone assumes you're either bitter and lonely or autistic. Ask anyone if they would hang out IRL with the type of person who corrects spelling and grammar errors online and everyone will say absolutely not. I'm not going to correct the error in my original post because being the person who corrects the error is far more embarrassing than ever making the error. I recommend stopping this gay behavior.

    • @papaspooks8531
      @papaspooks8531 5 месяцев назад

      @@kim-jong-poon good work setting him straight

    • @fruitsquisher4546
      @fruitsquisher4546 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kim-jong-poongay cope