Some guy runs up and down a runway with a briefcase, cackling. Plane takes off and another guy turns into a buzzing puddle of gravy from a 90s adventure game.
37:40 this is the same music from the Bean Eater pac man game but without the electrocution brap sound at the end of the loop. they shortened the loop down from five seconds to one second. bravo
1:23:20 Holy f***ing Jesus Christ I recognize the character sprite. It's 金贝贝 originally from a Chinese game called Richman 4 which was actually a fantastic game from 1998. I never would've expected to see her in a Vinesausce video.
There's something about these thieves being caught with even the most obscure of assets being borrowed. I remember one plug and play that stole an entire level from a Flash game called (Don't) Save The Princess. They go above and beyond with stealing assets
If I was stuck in a fallout shelter and this was the only entertainment I had-- I would play it. Then I'd tell my great grandchildren about the games that used to exist and how great they were. Like when Russel was sharing the story about club sandwiches to Alex when all she knows is water flavored nutrient bars.
The music in the bowling game (which is, naturally, a hack of Dynamite Bowl for Famicom) is, no joke, a pitched-up Yanni tune ("First Touch"). Seriously, this thing is like a fractal of stolen assets.
So during that first game, at about 3:21 when Vinny called the music "pain goblin music", I began imagining a bunch of Bokoblins playing and dancing to the music, then immediately after, Vinny said "If only I could use Ascend to go through these ceilings." Vinny is perpetually a being of perfect timing.
@@codyryan9789 Ah, thank you. I was vaguely aware of the title having "Paradise" in the title but I didn't want to get it wrong, but I certainly didn't know about Jamtronik being the ones who made it (Vinny himself said it was Phil Collins so that's what I referenced).
It's the ghost noise that does it for me. That weird "BRRRRRR" combined with the fast graphics moving around and the sound cutting off at the end. I never get tired of re-watching it
1:09:49 I didn't knew a VT369 variant of Peepar Time existed. The game is known for being Sanritsu's only game on a Nintendo platform before Sega acquiring them and renamed as SIMS.
@@codyryan9789 pretty sure it's vt369, some games (mostly the original ones) have really high res graphics but only when there aren't many different graphics to begin with, so they can segment them together
George Mario, The Mario Bros.' billionaire stockbroker cousin, has been clandestinely funding Bowser's attempts to overthrow the mushroom kingdom. At the same time he funds Mario's adventures to save the princess. By playing both sides in these conflicts, his shares in Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing go through the roof. This is how George Mario made his fortune, by being a merchant of death like so many before him.
Vinny and I have the same species of Brain Worms because when he made the First Contact reference at 14:35 i was more delighted than i've felt in years.
These have to be built-in Mesen graphics packs. Other than the changed graphics and music, the games function suspiciously identical to the real NES games. I'm curious what the system architecture in this thing is.
It's probably a VTxxx (where each x is a digit). These are a series of enhanced Famiclone chips that have enhanced graphics and sound capabilities, along with backwards compatibility with the NES/Famicom.
@@jimmyhirr5773 I doubt it. I think this is a Sunplus chip. Those are more common on bootleg plug and play consoles, such as the Zone 60, Wireless 60 and JungleTac Chintendo Vii (real system, look it up if you don't believe me) and are not Famicom based. Since MESS is integrated with MAME now, MAME can run these, and if the MAME devs got their hands on the rom dumps for the Reactor it would probably be added
@@nyxxic4550 JungleTac games don't steal their music as much as Cubetac does, and a majority of Cubetac songs were from abandonware released between 1993 and 1999.
15:45 challenger The vt368 version has a graphical issue with the windows (sky color covers the train making it impossible) They have done a vt03 hack way before that around the mid 2000s (crashes at stage 2)
These knockoffs of the original NES games remind me of the Atari Arcade Collections for the PC back then with their upscaled graphics and "rendered" sprites. On the collections you had the option of toggling between the classic version and "enhanced" version and the graphic difference is very similar in terms to how these NES knockoffs were modified.
these are pretty rare to find, there are rom dumps of most of the games (developed by cube tech) but the rarest is the console known as miwi mi-games, which has even more than just shoot games & fun games. god help us all. there are playlists of it on this website
0:01:41 0:07:03 - Gormlio's Golf. 0:11:39 0:16:59 - It is definitely X. With many missing animation frames. 0:20:12 - Joust with scummy birds. 0:22:28 0:24:03 0:24:30 0:42:14 - Magic Cube Good Noise. 0:42:52 0:44:57 - Wrestling, Duke Nukem, four arms two heads. 0:55:36 - Is that Ikki? 1:00:10 - Zombie Ms. Pac Man? 1:03:40 - Space War 2 green screen. 1:15:22 - Q*bert except not. And audio quality matching. 1:17:24 - EXIT Mickey Mousecapade. 1:23:38 - Luigi got Terminal 8.
5:25 car exploded into hearts because if you remember SMB clone the star was replaced there with a heart. And since all those games share assets as most such plug and plays, somebody probably just referenced SMB star and never checked if it was a star, because who would even care.
The "Magic Kitchen" music sounded like the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga battle music Also surprised he didn't notice (maybe chat did) the football game's score counter (or whatever it was supposed to be) was broken and became offset 0's and "S1"s
Oh god, I remember the V-Smile. Truly an overlooked grail of weird and repugnant gameplay, can't wait to see it covered. I would have considered donating my childhood one but we hacked it to pieces with an axe during a family bonding session
10:22 that music is weirdly funky. 15:49 I'm pretty sure those 2 seconds are also from another song. 45:03 I love how genuinely freaked out he sounds 1:00:15 both the part at the beginning and the in-game music itself are definitely taken from 80s songs, but I can't remember which ones.
@@codyryan9789 I know this is months later, but can you upload the full version if you have it to your channel to see if it gets content matched or other software can detect the name of it
(Just thought I'd add one more thing.) 19:48 This has the same energy as “Move! GO UP!” from when Vinny played Mission 2068 on the first Lexibook console he played.
Well according to a Google search, gormless is just a Scottish word for "inattentive," so all you have to do in Gormless Gaming is play games while not paying attention to anything, or play games where the developers clearly weren't paying attention. I'd say it's a pretty apt title for shovelware.
Oh god that Penguin throwing balls game, I remember that from Game Boy. Penguin was in the name but it was basically table top dodge ball. It was actually really good for an original Game Boy game. I played the shit out of it.
That would be Penguin-kun Wars, an early arcade game by semi-obscure cult classic developer UPL. It had quite a few ports, including NES and GB ones. Frequently encountered it on multicarts back in the day, along with lots of the other games this piece of shit plug'n'play butchered.
These machines surely owe their existence and longevity to the Tiger handhelds. I swear, if not for those even shittier game "consoles" none of these plug-and-play wastes of plastic and minerals would exist today.
I wonder why some of the games appear sped up. Is it because whatever Famiclone chip this uses runs at a higher clock speed than the NES? Could the games be PAL ROMs running at NTSC framerstes?
Some of the original NES games run at low frame rates. Instead of optimizing the code, some developers instead opted to intentionally waste a bunch of processor cycles and guarantee a stable "worst case" frame rate (which could be anywhere from 30 to 10). When the processor is overclocked dramatically like this, these delay routines aren't long enough to cause the logic to miss the end of the frame and they leave the game redrawing as fast as the console natively can.
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The Spy vs. Spy knockoff inflicted so much damage upon Vinny that he forgot how to do basic math.
They look like Go!Animate characters.
@@caucasoidape8838 The green one looks like two or three Hey Arnold characters merged together.
@caucasoidape8838 Blue fights Green and gets grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded.
I couldn't even figure out which one Vinny was supposed to be playing as, and from the sounds of it I'm not sure he had any idea either.
It actually made him go insane and laugh like a mad man
You know it's gonna be good when it starts with "I'm sorry"
21:26 That Spy vs Spy knockoff sent me into fucking Oblivion
22:19 I still have no idea what is going on in this cutscene. Regardless, it’s absolutely hilarious.
Some guy runs up and down a runway with a briefcase, cackling. Plane takes off and another guy turns into a buzzing puddle of gravy from a 90s adventure game.
@@SuborbitalPigeonOh yeah it makes so much sense now. I'm just gonna go fry my eyelids and eat them now. Good night 🌌
The winner of the level escapes in a plane, with the losing player in hot pursuit, and then shoots the living hell out of the loser.
18:09 I love how Vinny disappointedly sung to the tune of the song as if he was accepting his fate at this point
37:40 this is the same music from the Bean Eater pac man game but without the electrocution brap sound at the end of the loop. they shortened the loop down from five seconds to one second. bravo
there's a better working version of this console called miwi mi-games and the loop doesn't buzz in bean eater LOL idk what they did
1:23:20 Holy f***ing Jesus Christ I recognize the character sprite. It's 金贝贝 originally from a Chinese game called Richman 4 which was actually a fantastic game from 1998. I never would've expected to see her in a Vinesausce video.
Whoa, that's interesting!
Oh wow. It's even on Steam now.
This console reuses a lot of assets from other games. I noticed Plants vs Zombies assets in some of these “games”.
Apparently Softstar made it, the same company behind The Legend of Sword and Fairy.
There's something about these thieves being caught with even the most obscure of assets being borrowed. I remember one plug and play that stole an entire level from a Flash game called (Don't) Save The Princess. They go above and beyond with stealing assets
If I was stuck in a fallout shelter and this was the only entertainment I had-- I would play it. Then I'd tell my great grandchildren about the games that used to exist and how great they were. Like when Russel was sharing the story about club sandwiches to Alex when all she knows is water flavored nutrient bars.
Back in my day, games didn't suck like these.
His grand kids: Suuuuuuurrrrreeeeee Grandpa 😂
The music in the bowling game (which is, naturally, a hack of Dynamite Bowl for Famicom) is, no joke, a pitched-up Yanni tune ("First Touch"). Seriously, this thing is like a fractal of stolen assets.
Ofc its from BMG Music.
A lot of the music is also sped up versions of 80s German Disco tracks
@@ILoveWomen Yes, some of it is but the bulk of the music is production music.
Bet they called it Laurel
1:16:15 DNA Corporation* jingle sped up? (* "Hi, I'm Paul!")
Mexican Jumping Bean
So during that first game, at about 3:21 when Vinny called the music "pain goblin music", I began imagining a bunch of Bokoblins playing and dancing to the music, then immediately after, Vinny said "If only I could use Ascend to go through these ceilings." Vinny is perpetually a being of perfect timing.
Bootleg Phil Collins is an odd choice for the menu music but I suppose that’s all part of the experience of these things
all the music is stolen, clipped and sped up from popular songs
I was WONDERING why I had Phil Collins stuck in my head!
The Son-Son rip-off from the previous video also used Phil Collins music, as does the Challenger rip-off in this video (the one with the train).
@@Hijiri_MIRACHION That song would be Jamtronik - Another day in paradise
@@codyryan9789 Ah, thank you. I was vaguely aware of the title having "Paradise" in the title but I didn't want to get it wrong, but I certainly didn't know about Jamtronik being the ones who made it (Vinny himself said it was Phil Collins so that's what I referenced).
22:29 That's twice this plug and play got Vinny to wheeze out a laugh like that. This is the part where I just couldn't stop laughing
It's the ghost noise that does it for me. That weird "BRRRRRR" combined with the fast graphics moving around and the sound cutting off at the end. I never get tired of re-watching it
@@ParilPMC Combine this man turning into a chicken spirit after pulsating with Vinny's contagious wheeze and it's gold
42:48 - The music's like "Fuck you, this is the only music you get" XD
21:59 Vinny doesn't know about revue... the font that haunts me everywhere I go...
(The Room theme intensifies)
These honestly feel like “homebrew” indie games you’d find on the App Store back in 2011.
42:49 Darude Sandstormed
0:27 "I used it like one time." that's one more time than the "manufacturer" expected.
1:09:49 I didn't knew a VT369 variant of Peepar Time existed. The game is known for being Sanritsu's only game on a Nintendo platform before Sega acquiring them and renamed as SIMS.
not to be a nerd but these are vt389 actually
wait vt389? that exists???? huh
@@codyryan9789 pretty sure it's vt369, some games (mostly the original ones) have really high res graphics but only when there aren't many different graphics to begin with, so they can segment them together
George Mario, The Mario Bros.' billionaire stockbroker cousin, has been clandestinely funding Bowser's attempts to overthrow the mushroom kingdom. At the same time he funds Mario's adventures to save the princess. By playing both sides in these conflicts, his shares in Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing go through the roof. This is how George Mario made his fortune, by being a merchant of death like so many before him.
This is the type of videogame you'd play on a nuclear bomb shelter.
Oh god no
Then it must be another one of Vault Tec's inhumane experiments
@@sgas oh god yes
I'd rather open the hatch and embrace the green death
@@pa4inko No, please
45:04 No matter what Vinny does, Corruptions always find their way in even in non-corruption streams
21:29 peni s gaming
Vinny and I have the same species of Brain Worms because when he made the First Contact reference at 14:35 i was more delighted than i've felt in years.
Any time Vinny does angry Picard I lose my shit
These have to be built-in Mesen graphics packs. Other than the changed graphics and music, the games function suspiciously identical to the real NES games. I'm curious what the system architecture in this thing is.
Not NES but something 16-bit, I don't hear anything that'd be out of place in a Jaguar game.
It's probably a VTxxx (where each x is a digit). These are a series of enhanced Famiclone chips that have enhanced graphics and sound capabilities, along with backwards compatibility with the NES/Famicom.
@@jimmyhirr5773 I believe it's VT389, which is upscaled vt368 and vt369
@@jimmyhirr5773 I doubt it. I think this is a Sunplus chip. Those are more common on bootleg plug and play consoles, such as the Zone 60, Wireless 60 and JungleTac Chintendo Vii (real system, look it up if you don't believe me) and are not Famicom based. Since MESS is integrated with MAME now, MAME can run these, and if the MAME devs got their hands on the rom dumps for the Reactor it would probably be added
@@nyxxic4550 JungleTac games don't steal their music as much as Cubetac does, and a majority of Cubetac songs were from abandonware released between 1993 and 1999.
These look like fake games they show on TV shows.
I love all of the plug n plague lately. I don't why but it's so satisfying to watch vinny play these dumpster fires
HOLD ON THAT SOUND AT 25:25 IS THE FUCKING JINGLE FOR THE NITROME FLASH GAMES IN THE 2000S
Nah it sounds similar tho, nitromes is more 8bit-y
The Phil Collins sample on the main menu is like Water Torture; I keep expecting the song to start and it just never does
Blueball music.
what phil collins song is it?
@@justakid823 take me home
@@justakid823 "Take Me Home"
15:45 challenger
The vt368 version has a graphical issue with the windows (sky color covers the train making it impossible)
They have done a vt03 hack way before that around the mid 2000s (crashes at stage 2)
Let’s see here, we got Chackn pop, Warp & Warp, Clu Clu Land, City Connection, Ms. Pac-Man, Dig Dug, Pooyan, Ice Climbers, Q*bert, Joust, Popeye, Mickey Mousecapade (I think), and Plotting/Flipull.
One thing I actually like is the main menu theme for this, it reminds me of when I was a little kid waiting for a call or being at an appointment
It's the Sega Rally 2 Menu theme, just to make sure no one thinks there's anything good in this that isn't stolen.
35:10 To be fair, even the original 1942 had penis music
These knockoffs of the original NES games remind me of the Atari Arcade Collections for the PC back then with their upscaled graphics and "rendered" sprites. On the collections you had the option of toggling between the classic version and "enhanced" version and the graphic difference is very similar in terms to how these NES knockoffs were modified.
I’m crossing my fingers for Gormless Gaming to become a reality
I ordered one of these just so I can hear the music. It’s a vaporwave fan’s dream come true.
Same
these are pretty rare to find, there are rom dumps of most of the games (developed by cube tech) but the rarest is the console known as miwi mi-games, which has even more than just shoot games & fun games. god help us all. there are playlists of it on this website
Where'd you order this?
1:00:17 oh my god that ms. pac-man's eye
0:01:41
0:07:03 - Gormlio's Golf.
0:11:39
0:16:59 - It is definitely X. With many missing animation frames.
0:20:12 - Joust with scummy birds.
0:22:28 0:24:03 0:24:30
0:42:14 - Magic Cube Good Noise. 0:42:52
0:44:57 - Wrestling, Duke Nukem, four arms two heads.
0:55:36 - Is that Ikki?
1:00:10 - Zombie Ms. Pac Man?
1:03:40 - Space War 2 green screen.
1:15:22 - Q*bert except not. And audio quality matching.
1:17:24 - EXIT Mickey Mousecapade.
1:23:38 - Luigi got Terminal 8.
What's impressive is the fact there are quite a lot of sound effects, but none of them seem to be used correctly.
My theory is they just ripped a bunch of CD-ROMs and then searched for WAV files until it filled up the ROM.
@@codyryan9789quite possibly, it's not like the graphics take up much space here. HD Hifi sound!
The sound effects and the cutscene for the Spy Vs. Spy clone made me spit Mr. Pibb all over my damn phone
Hold on, do the green and blue fellas in the spy vs spy knockoff turn into yellow blobs when they die
Tim to take æ piez
Yes. Piss angels.
1:03:10 woah! A loop that isn't obnoxiously fast or some nonsense
5:25 car exploded into hearts because if you remember SMB clone the star was replaced there with a heart. And since all those games share assets as most such plug and plays, somebody probably just referenced SMB star and never checked if it was a star, because who would even care.
In the original game, City Connection, it also explode into hearts.
Ah good, I'm ready to hear more music that you can't convince me wasn't created by an AI
I’d love for someone to find the source of all the probably stolen music in this system to make an OST for this system
That's what me and Codeman38 are currently working on. I found a bunch of songs from this system
@@codyryan9789 do you know what song is in that tennis game at 31:08?
@@codyryan9789 how can I keep up to date with this?
@@codyryan9789 if there’s anywhere I can go to look at them in full please let me know I’d love to hear some of these not badly looped and in hq
@@scrungo7610 That one's Central from ProSonus.
Vinny is having the setup get crustier and crustier
The "Magic Kitchen" music sounded like the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga battle music
Also surprised he didn't notice (maybe chat did) the football game's score counter (or whatever it was supposed to be) was broken and became offset 0's and "S1"s
1:07:14 Heroes of Might and Magic 3 assets strewn across the map for no reason.
Oh god, I remember the V-Smile. Truly an overlooked grail of weird and repugnant gameplay, can't wait to see it covered. I would have considered donating my childhood one but we hacked it to pieces with an axe during a family bonding session
the golf Mario bootleg thing looks like he would be Crypto Luigi's Mario equivalent
imagine if the golf mario thingy was a boss in raldi's crackhouse if it continued
The death sound in that spy game sounds like they're having their souls ripped from their physical bodies.
42:44 Wait they legit named that "Chess 2"? That is probably the funniest one yet
51:16 Man that's some perfect timing.
10:22 that music is weirdly funky.
15:49 I'm pretty sure those 2 seconds are also from another song.
45:03 I love how genuinely freaked out he sounds
1:00:15 both the part at the beginning and the in-game music itself are definitely taken from 80s songs, but I can't remember which ones.
This definitely would've given me at least one fever dream that I would wake in a cold sweat from as a kid.
To be fair it still would.
I unironically love the song that plays at 35:41, I wish I knew what this is from
@@codyryan9789 I know this is months later, but can you upload the full version if you have it to your channel to see if it gets content matched or other software can detect the name of it
51:32 That sound effect sounds like when someone gets money in Mafia City.
That's how mafia works.
biblically accurate plug & play.
(Just thought I'd add one more thing.)
19:48 This has the same energy as “Move! GO UP!” from when Vinny played Mission 2068 on the first Lexibook console he played.
If you had told me that this was a Klik & Play collection, I'd believe it. They just have that certain something to their look and sound.
klik is the name of one of the songs lol
37:26 electroctuion music
Yes! The cursed proto HDNes console is back!
Vinny's so deep into sunk-cost fallacy. Having to wade through all the garbage games with the glimmer of hope for another *Barve Boy*
We finally have irrefutable proof that Go is a sequel to Chess.
Not to flog a dead horse, but that Spy vs Spy rehash really was something else
Has Vinny gone full Joker yet? I feel like between these and the mobile game ads he is bound to go full Society sooner or later.
1:23:38 for some good old Terminal 8
31:08 The music for that tennis game is SO familiar. Anyone know what it is?
Apparently it's this: ruclips.net/video/exWdus9YFmY/видео.html
@@kevinm5940 Not at all actually.
Here's the real song: ruclips.net/video/DVqtmBgNETQ/видео.html
@@codyryan9789 video’s private :/
@@codyryan9789 What song was this? Link has been removed.
it's major information to know that vinyot's favorite toehoe is the marise
21:58 the familiar typeface you are after is The Room movie poster
I had this realization on the toilet last night, Plug and Play was the 80's 90's Cellphone games. but they are still coming out in 2023?!
Some of these plug n plauages can damage children's ears and eyes if played more then five minutes
Plug and Plague is my favorite of everything Vinny,keep this segment alive:')
Well according to a Google search, gormless is just a Scottish word for "inattentive," so all you have to do in Gormless Gaming is play games while not paying attention to anything, or play games where the developers clearly weren't paying attention. I'd say it's a pretty apt title for shovelware.
7:36
This is a werid reality where video games never really took off....a scary thought
vinny i cannot express to you how much i love the reactor. truly the plug and play of all time.
1:23:49 terminal 8
PART 2 OF THIS MADNESS.
30:23 Yeah... The original game have the same shitty controls (I think is from the Ninja Jajamaru series, same as the previous game)
I have never heard of a video game where you have to press "Jump" to go down a floor.
The spy vs spy game is very "WHY HE DIE?". Absolutely incomprehensible
stolen maplestory assets were not what I was expecting but with this piece of work I should have expected anything and everything...
21:47 hehehheheh, hey lois, remember when I was in an awful knockoff NES bootleg
1:20:30 sunny be bowling
Somehow… plug and plague returns.
51:33 Shadow wizard money gang
The typeface in thespy vs Spy ripoff is the same one Tommy Wiseau used in "The Room".
13:12 is a rip-off of B-Wings from Data East since no one mentioned
Oh god that Penguin throwing balls game, I remember that from Game Boy. Penguin was in the name but it was basically table top dodge ball. It was actually really good for an original Game Boy game. I played the shit out of it.
That would be Penguin-kun Wars, an early arcade game by semi-obscure cult classic developer UPL. It had quite a few ports, including NES and GB ones. Frequently encountered it on multicarts back in the day, along with lots of the other games this piece of shit plug'n'play butchered.
So was vinny fucking with the speed of the music to reveal the songs the midied and speed up or am I way too high?
That first game is Chackn pop from Taito
I swear the alarm sound effect in that bootleg Mario Golf game is the same sound effect the cameras in Deus Ex make when they've spotted you
These machines surely owe their existence and longevity to the Tiger handhelds. I swear, if not for those even shittier game "consoles" none of these plug-and-play wastes of plastic and minerals would exist today.
31:08 music kinda slaps
It's the gift that keeps on giving
“Then Sorry No Bonus”
Sorry Nothing
I wonder why some of the games appear sped up. Is it because whatever Famiclone chip this uses runs at a higher clock speed than the NES? Could the games be PAL ROMs running at NTSC framerstes?
Yes, VT389 is high resolution VT369. The clock speed of vt389 is much faster than the vt369.
Some of the original NES games run at low frame rates. Instead of optimizing the code, some developers instead opted to intentionally waste a bunch of processor cycles and guarantee a stable "worst case" frame rate (which could be anywhere from 30 to 10). When the processor is overclocked dramatically like this, these delay routines aren't long enough to cause the logic to miss the end of the frame and they leave the game redrawing as fast as the console natively can.
Can someone please rip the music from this omg its so bad its good
I’m going to. :D
@@cocofellas YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
@@cocofellas Good luck if you're ripping them from the ROM, VT369 has encrypted ADPCM.