Bold of you to assume that they stilla are my friends but my circle is very small but i wont complain with a few just dont touch my family or you wont sleep peacefully ever again
Deku: If you act up, I’ll kill your friends. Me: If you do that, I will make sure the rest of your days are the most painful moments of your life. Then eventually you will have to kill me huh?
Me while Dekus trying to sleep: *shaking chains* LET ME GOOO Deku: would you shut up Me: ThEn WhY diD YoU bRiNg MeH HeRe Deku:...👁👄👁 (1.k likes i never thought i would bet this much likes before lol ty all)
Me seeing the the title: haha , deku is too innocent he todely can't be scary Me after seeing the video: you now I am ready comfortable in this chair with chain in the dark Just go to sleep deku
Deku: I will do bads things to your friends if you don't stop me: please don't hurt them I have been friends with her for 3 years and I don't wanna see her harmed
I said that I’ll shut up but I won’t sleep cuz I don’t give a frick about sleeping when I don’t have to do anything the next day because HE FREAKINB CHAINED ME UP IN A CHAIR
@@starkweathers even though the chair is uncomfortable, I'd still sleep xD I'd probably sleep every day and eat or drink. Thats what I always do when I'm bored
I feel ya but eventually i fell alseep also my mom wont let me miss school so.... Just not not sleep at all XD ALLL NIGHTER until u sleep durning lunch
I can’t help but wonder his reaction to you sleep talking about home....... This is really interesting and I’m surprisingly really enjoying this! Glad you popped up in my recommended :)
I've really wanted to have a version of this where the person isn't traumatised at all and actually cooperates with the yandere, cuz... Trauma... And issues...
Yandere:*Kidnaps the person they love, kill anyone else might have feelings for their loved one, and threatens to commit acts of violence on their loved one if they try to escape* Also Yandere: "WhY dOeSn'T sEnPaI lOvE mE?!"
i just love how he tells the story of how we got captured. i almost FUCKING died AND i just LOVE how he threatened to kill our friends (sarcasm) and did anyone else get the chills when he opened the door? no? just me? ok-
Wait so this fool got me sleeping on a chair and expecting me to stay quiet unless this is some sort of reclining couch that's not happening and I'm going to get pissed cuz I doubt the medicine itself is causing the headache if that's the case
Me: deku I know that your obsess with listener Deku: - seems talking tO A bOy Or whatever- Me: I wanna go home- °^°" Me: but then again I get to do nothing Me: PLUS IF YOUR ANNOYED THEN CHANGE THE CHAINS-
Deku: "You're being very inconsiderate you know."
Me: "That tends to happen when you CHAIN SOMEONE UP AGAINST THEIR WILL DEKU."
LMAO i mean if it’s Deku, chain me up 😶😏
@@overgrownminds4603 Yessir 😌😏
I can do that
@@lacithomas5677 wait a damn minute, Shigaraki-?
LMAO
Deku: dekus darling wasn't grateful
Me: *I don't blame her*
I- 💀
😭😭
Same i bet she made the right desision
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Lmao
Deku: You’re being very inconsiderate, y’know.
Me chained up and held against my will:
……🥸……what is a hypocrite, Alex?
Fax👁👄👁💅🏽
I was just thinking this
After he said your inconsiderate I was like bish your the one keeping me chained 🤨😂
Once I saw this the part came up😂
Fax😌💅
@@Spirit5957 SAME 😂
I jumped when the chains started again because I thought “We’re going to get in trouble 😱”, then realised it was Deku moving them.
XD
Gurl the only thing that scares me is my father
Your so obedient! :)
@@izukumidoriya3399 faxs 💅
Same
Deku: why are you being so loud, i’m trying to sleep!
me: i’m cold and i wanna cuddle dammit-
I was honestly thinking him just let me out of the chains and cuddle me
@@veronicabrown8033 Omg I can Imagine That (´；ω；｀)
I’m bi and lonely, how tf am I lonely- like- boys and girls- tell me how-
@@amaneyugi6352 idk
LMAO SAME
All I could think of while this is “IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOO” 😭☠️
Same😂
Agreed
Same here
LMAO 😂
He don't want you to go, because he loves you, he's scared that someone steal you from him, if he let you go!
Deku: **sleeping**
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even the cat next door:
Y/N: REEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME OUT **aggressively shakes chains**
Lol
OoP
Lmao
LMAO
Omg your here-
Deku: “and Deku will find all his darings friends and do very bad things to them”
me: *wheez* “BOI YOU THINK I HAVE FRIENDS?!”
Bold of you to assume that they stilla are my friends but my circle is very small but i wont complain with a few just dont touch my family or you wont sleep peacefully ever again
I have one friend but I don’t even know where she lives so... 😉
*wheeze* you think i actually have friends deku
*WHEEZING IN LONLINESS INTENSIFIES*
Oof
Deku: What story should we read?
Me: I have one!
One day there was an _ugly_ barnacle. It was sooooooo _ugly_ that everyone _died!_ The end!!
XDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDD
Patricks Proud
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PATRICK THE STAR VIBESSS 😂
Deku: If you act up, I’ll kill your friends.
Me: If you do that, I will make sure the rest of your days are the most painful moments of your life. Then eventually you will have to kill me huh?
Me... Thats actually what I did to my dad until police caught him XD
T^T I had no friends...
@@Aries_Skulkling Wait, WHAT?!? I'm sorry? Please please please tell me you're kidding!
@@andromeda_va39 I motherfluffing wish bro... Meh... You get used to it...
By the way what I did was just keep him up at night... Q^Q still the most painful thing in my life
When he says he need sleep, hun sleep is for the weak🤣 and the bed time story is the best one I have ever heard😃👍
Agreed I am never sleeping until 12:00 to 12:10
Idk if ur a fan of his but it brought back memories from when jacksepticeye used to make my ears bleed by screaming sleep is for the weak ♥️
@@Aries_Skulkling weakling, I sleep at 6:00 am
@@DementiaMuichiroTokito XD dude I sleep for ten minutes... how long do you sleep?
It’s true this how I sleep otherwise SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK ILL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD
I hate myself for this but when he whispered..
"There's going to be consequences okay?"
It turned me on...😤😤😤
Yeah same 😃🔫 the amount of times I have replayed that part 😎🤏🏻
Same
Stop exposing me 💀 but for real I’m going to hell
@@niqueee4700 your not special 🙃
(I’m joking, I didn’t mean anything by it :D )
I- me too...
i sweaaar to god he sounds like my friend and its creeping me out
Damm lol
KABSJVWJSCIABJS
To me he sounds like Willy wonka 😂😂
@@starkweathers JACHCAJVJSV
@@wandering..s0ulz...797 ITS TRUE
TAKE A GOOD LISTEN AND YOU’LL SEE
Me while Dekus trying to sleep: *shaking chains* LET ME GOOO
Deku: would you shut up
Me: ThEn WhY diD YoU bRiNg MeH HeRe
Deku:...👁👄👁
(1.k likes i never thought i would bet this much likes before lol ty all)
LOL
Lmao
Are you dumb, stupid or dumb HUH
XD me... I would have moved the chains to pin me until he moves me to do something TwT
@@mr.cheesesims6056 I both dumb and stupid
YANDERE DEKU sings baby it's cold outside. "Darling it's cold outside"
Me : Fork you I miss outside
@@cookieschocolate8593 me too. I'm sorry
This man put more effort into a bedtime story then my father has ever put into his children
....Are you okay?
-Positive Flower- ummmm no probably not but who cares my mom ordered us a pizza when he left soooooo we good
Lmao same dude 👁✌🏼️ except my parents never left they just never cared ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ hope your good tho
•opal• eh it’s okay Aizawas my new dad (Not in a weird way XD ) I do NOT simp for that guy
@@bakugousshortsimpxxxx3249 lmaooo same bro!! Dad-zawa come through
Me while shaking the chans: I'M GONNA SWING ON THE CHANDELIER!!! (And looking like baby deku dancing in the chair)
And I love my darling like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't EXIST!!!
Omg this is actually the best thing ever I can't stop laughing 😂😭😂
Oh~ I'm going to swing~ on the Chandelier~ 😂🔫
Oml I was legit just think of that scenario when I decided to school through the comments
That’s you for making my dayyyyy
I-
How to defeat yandere midoryia
Step 1:
Tell All Might what he did
AHAHA
Plot twist: your all mights secret love child
yes that will expose him :>
BAHAHAAHHHAHA
I KNEW IT
Better yet tell inko
Deku: maybe I might give that sleep
medicine.
Me: so what kind? Any kind is fine.
Deku: What the fu-
*Gives us the sleep medicine* I was hoping for some poison? I died to many times to count when I was a teen... TwT...
@@Aries_Skulkling honestly same
@@just_alex1035 Oop-
@@Aries_Skulkling 😉
Well rip bc sleep med doesn’t seem to help me...
Deku: Jeez...why do you have to be so loud?
Me:because! Yagami posted more Bakuhoe!
Also me:*Bakugou voice*...DEKUUUUUU
AHHHHH YOU KNOW YAGAMI
:)
@@hc_official-7760 hello fellow sinners :>
Hello
@@hc_official-7760 want free yagami yato patreon go to sound cloud that where the WAY more intense ones are thank me later
Ahhhhhhhh ikr
Izuku: **Whispers**
Me: **Whispers back** Why are you whispering?
lol😂
0:11Deku: Oh darling, why do you have to be so looooud?
Me: (Flapping my arms like a bird) *I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY-* Oop didn't see you there-
😃👏
😂
Me? Sleep? *Laughes in Insomia* nice try buddy-.
-falls asleep to this audio- WHAT THE- HOWWW??
Hahahahahaha
🤣Kill Meh (╥﹏╥)
@@naailahkusumarahayu6986 like what type of scorchery is this!? 😂😂
O-0
Im an insomniac too 👊👊
Deku: “I’m gonna go find all of darlings friends”
Me: Bold of you to assume i have friends
Lol
Bold of you to assume my friends aren't suicidal most of the time and they won't take the knife from you and do it themselves..
Hi bakugou
😭🙌🏼
Lmao 💀
I was thinking the same
...
I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS!
SAMEEEEE
ITS U AGAIN
@@yashironene2051 um hi?
@@nanabananayay1943 NO, THE LOCAL WEEB GUY!! ITS THAT PERSON AGAIN
UR EVERYWHERE
Well yea me and them have been subscribed for a long time and we watch probably all the vid but anyways I just wanted to say hi
YT: 0 views, 2 likes, and 3 comments
Me: YT is on drugs again
Bakugou?!-
Or drunk😑
@@ILoveHelloKitty when I clicked it it said 0 views, 2 likes and 3 comments
@@Mikazzzzzz truw
They be smoking that maty jane 😏😂😂
Would you be able to do a villain Deku one were the listener starts to like “behave”?
YES PLEASE
YES I WOULD LIKE THAT
Yes.
@@ShotoTodoroki-nl9iz I see you in to many replies
WHY IS HE SO CREPPY AAAAAA you did this great!
Who here wants to be kidnapped by yandere Deku 🙋🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️✋🏻
🙋🏻♀️
Low key
🤚
I want to be kidnapped bij deku 🙋
Literally me XD
Deku: *Makes up story about me and him being "The best boyfriend"*
*Not even 5 minutes early I WAS CHAINED AGAINST MY WILL!!!!!*
This is hot..lm sorry..
Same
Same
Mr deku xD
@@mitsuri94777 Eri!? No not Eri! (╥﹏╥)
When I Read Deku I Was So Happy I Screamed😃👍❤️
Same bro...
HI EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@yashironene2051 Hello
Same-
Emma can i have a hug? ❤️
Midoriya i hate ro break it to ya but its 6:51 am in the quacking morning.......
I saw you somewhere .... i forgot where 👁👄👁
@@angelika5636 maybe here
Its 10:00 for me I don't need sleep! Lol plus everyone he got us a nickname in the description i love it!
We are the cinnabons
@@artyboi2791 yes
"Darling why do you have to be so loud?!"
Me: *oh so you want me to be louder?*
*ahem*
*ĀAÆAÂÅÆÆÀÃÄĀÅÆÅAĀ*
Me seeing the the title: haha , deku is too innocent he todely can't be scary
Me after seeing the video: you now I am ready comfortable in this chair with chain in the dark
Just go to sleep deku
Deku: I will do bads things to your friends if you don't stop
me: please don't hurt them I have been friends with her for 3 years and I don't wanna see her harmed
Me : what friends
@@angelika5636 lol I will be your friend
@@angelika5636 that was exactly my reaction 😂
Izuku"so what are you going to do"*something like that*
Me"make more noises"
Izuku"exactlly good job"
Me"ummmm what"
I said that I'll be quiet xD
OH IM BEING INCONSIDERATE YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND NOW YOUR TRYING TO DRUG ME I WILL AIR BEND YOUR TALE INTO THE POLICE STATION
I said that I’ll shut up but I won’t sleep cuz I don’t give a frick about sleeping when I don’t have to do anything the next day because HE FREAKINB CHAINED ME UP IN A CHAIR
@@starkweathers even though the chair is uncomfortable, I'd still sleep xD I'd probably sleep every day and eat or drink. Thats what I always do when I'm bored
@@moonwolf9250 oh my 😂
*Deku plots to kill my friends*
Me: "Sorry dude, The only friends I have are online friends, And the only friend I did have was a complete jerk"
Deku: bedtime!
Me: looks at clock 12:00 pm
Also me: nah I still have four more hours
Soo..I missed my three morning classes 😀🔪
I feel ya but eventually i fell alseep also my mom wont let me miss school so.... Just not not sleep at all XD ALLL NIGHTER until u sleep durning lunch
sameee lmao
same happend to me
@@unknown-pr1of same
@SkylarH 25084 pm..
My crying has been interrupted by the notification
Deku:I only want the best for you
Me:THEN WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE ME HERE CHAINED TO A CHAIR??!!!!
I should be in school😏 but I'd rather listen to daddy Deku💚👏🏻
...
Izuku Midoriya!!
I am telling your mum!!
I'm on the phone with her right now!!!
She says she's taking your devices away
And I can't believe you are missing out on U.A after you worked so hard to get in..
Shame on you broccoli boy shame on you UnU
IZUKU!!!!!!! 😻🙃😄😊🥰😘😍🤩
Bro its litteraly his voice omg
I can’t help but wonder his reaction to you sleep talking about home.......
This is really interesting and I’m surprisingly really enjoying this! Glad you popped up in my recommended :)
Glad you enjoyed!
Aww.. it's so amazing .. thank you darling, your voice is perfect 🦋 And this "mhm ^^" 😋
"Im gonna unchain you so u can sit on my lap"
me: I would rather sit on this chair than on ur lap
That’s what I said !😂
“Deku gagged his darling”
I have a dirty mind so I’m just like
👁👄👁 Perfectly fine with that sir
Same here 😩😳😳
I was thinking about how I really wanted to listen to a new Deku asmr and then boom! Tysm made my night a little better
Me: **sees this**
Also me: **is a weeb**
Me again: *SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!*
Me: *calls toga* hey girl I found something for you
Toga: what is it
Me: it’s a evil DEKU!!
Toga: is he a yandere
Me: yea
Deku:So what do you think Deku”s darling is gonna do
Me: Die
Deku: exactly, good😃
Me:wait what really 🤩🤩🤩
Deku: WhAt sToRy should I tell you
Me:Alice in wonderland!
Deku: I know I’ll make up one.
Me: * frustrated noises *
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that deku just threaten to kill are friends
No... otay
Me shaking chains aggressively:
Deku: stop it
Me: I get cuddles and chicky nuggy’s?
Nice ta see ya Hawks.👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Hawks 👀
its the kisses for me and the " super good for Deku 2x" 4:48
I- 💀
deku: and do very bad thing to them
me: a-..a- aa-. de-deku are y- plz dont
Deku: Dreams can always come true
Me: My dream is to leave this place.
Deku: That one on the other hand.. No❤️
Me: :')
U-ummm, can we have a Bakugou x yandere listener
😳👉👈
I am both in awe of how cute he sounds and terrified of him at the same time. I'm just gonna assume that's what Villain!Deku would be like-
Yeah I'm just like "You're lucky you're so cute or you would so be lying facedown in a ditch right now"
Him:so you know what deku did?Deku gagged his darling-
Me:SIR,this is a very concerning bed-time story T^T
I ain’t gonna lie that bed time story was fire 🤷♀️
Deku: darling I reall love you, ya know?
Me: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO
Onother? Yandere deku x listener plissssss
These are so freaking good! My stakholm ass is QuAkInG 🥴
😭🤚✨
Izuku: So, what do you think Deku's Darling is gonna do?
Me: Shut the fuck up
Izuku: Exactly
Me: *dies of laughter*
Don’t tell me I was the only saying “escape”
“And find all of the friends of his darling… - *and do very bad things to them..* “
POV: *you don’t have friends.*
I've really wanted to have a version of this where the person isn't traumatised at all and actually cooperates with the yandere, cuz... Trauma... And issues...
Deku: No one is gonna come save you.
*Fine I won't let you sleep then*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Deku:can you shut up!?
Me: Laughing at the “abunda la caca meme”
Also me:JJEWNANHSJSJAJNSNSNSHAHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHUUUUUHIOOOOOOHUOHUOHUOHUO
Us rattling some type of chains while deku telling us to be quiet 😭😂
Better than him cosplaying Mickey mouse in another video 😭
Theres an idea
@@Cinnabunsquad UEJNWUA9WOAZMW81NSLAHDSISS
😂
@@Cinnabunsquad yes please
B but I don’t wanna sleep :(
Yandere:*Kidnaps the person they love, kill anyone else might have feelings for their loved one, and threatens to commit acts of violence on their loved one if they try to escape*
Also Yandere: "WhY dOeSn'T sEnPaI lOvE mE?!"
When deku said:imma unchain you and
Put you on my lap dont move
I thought we would move LOL
Stopppp, why did the story time part make me crack up, like man's really said- "so then deku gagged his darling! :)"
This is my favorite bed time story :D
*now give me cuddles*
Y/n: *Aggressively shaking chains*
Deku: shut up!
Y/n:Still shaking*
Me: honestly, I'm kinda enjoying this-👁👄👁
Me when he says there will be consequences: ...**even more turned on**👁👄👁
Villain midoriya: dont move
Me: *Runs in place*
Just when I was thinking about it , thanks again bro your awesome UwU 🖤👊
Deku: here, comfy?
Me: no not at all
i just love how he tells the story of how we got captured. i almost FUCKING died
AND i just LOVE how he threatened to kill our friends
(sarcasm)
and did anyone else get the chills when he opened the door?
no?
just me?
ok-
‘The old fashioned way’ lmaoooo I thought he was gonna hit me to sleep
Not me being kinda earlier and finding a great channel 😙❤️
"I'll see you tomorrow bright and early"
Bold of you to assume I wake up early
Pls more ur voice iss sòoo gooddd💓
The door: *ccRREEAeeKKk*
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN BREAST COCKATOO-
Deku: so once upon a time there's a darling and she had an amazing boyfriend, that's me !
Me: NO SHI-
Deku: *says a story*
Me: ah yes can you say about death
Wait so this fool got me sleeping on a chair and expecting me to stay quiet unless this is some sort of reclining couch that's not happening and I'm going to get pissed cuz I doubt the medicine itself is causing the headache if that's the case
this man put more effort into a bedtime story then my dad ever did on staying
Deku: i might have too get the sleeping medicine
Me: Okay poison will do 🙄🤚
Deku: Shut up
Me: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING IN HERE?!
1:38 why did I think homie was about to punch me? lmaooo
Whoa calm down izuku don’t pull out the sleep medicine lol
Deku: Stop being so loud!
*Me yelling*
šäWãrAśęNàī🥰KìMí😸Wã⛓šHöJô👻Nâ💅ñÖ?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO!!!!!!!!!!!
Deku: why are you so loud
Me: hush!
Me: I’m tried to but hush time to escape
Deku:w-what
Me:he was a demon 😊
Me: deku I know that your obsess with listener
Deku: - seems talking tO A bOy Or whatever-
Me: I wanna go home- °^°"
Me: but then again I get to do nothing
Me: PLUS IF YOUR ANNOYED THEN CHANGE THE CHAINS-
Deku: you’re being very inconsiderate you know?
Me: ... inconsiderate? INCONSIDERATE?! INCONSIDERATE MY ASS-