Touhou - Iosys Tewi's Mapaku To Endless Wi PV ~Full Version~ {1080p}
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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i can actually feel my iq dropping
i can actually feel happiness
i have minus -iq now
This is Cirno's Canon Event.
The dumber The happier
She has no rules no boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or a country
Aren’t you that guy who made a bunch of autistic deviantart users angry?
what's the difference between flag and country? you mean country as a whole as opposed to government? which is which
It's a metal gear solid reference
@@sinsoftheswamp8346no its from the OG Modern Warfare 2 when shephard introduce makarov to allen
or set of ideals. She trades blood for money.
Cirno's having trouble with 4+5, and meanwhile Tewi's over here doing calculus
Akuryou Taisan (2hu4u) yes
Note that it doesn't actually show her *solving* it.
Physics is harder, i think
Xian Mata math is essentially physics the more you advance in physics
Like how general relativity is said to be understood better in the pure math form which is an end subject
I mean Tewi's age is at least 1,300, and if she is in fact THE White Rabbit of Inaba, she could be much, much older, pre-dateing the first Emperor of Japan [660 BC...] putting her nearer 1,500
Everytime I listen to it, I feel like my sanity is running away...
ikr
I have had this on loop for half an hour now
Good thing I'm already insane
@@potatortheomnipotentspudsame bro
Because this genre is called Denpa(I think) and its lyrics are actually depressing
i sing this everywhere and my friends are starting to fade away
The hardest choices requires the strongest wills
I don't have friends now. Only internet weebs.
Doesn’t matter when i had none in the first place.
Lost my only friend at school because of touhou not too while ago. Now I'm all alone lol
@@simasonas Now that you're friendless, you can now play funny tewi song all over school! And if anyone complains, feel free to ultrakill them to death!
help im a thirsty kid from the basement and the kidnapper has been blasting this song for 8 years straight
Are you alright now after 7 months did your iq drop to 9
Hello how much is 17x19 it is for school
@@triny2128 idk 420
I'm slowly beginning to understand that every Japanese song I know is a Touhou song
Neko Miko Reimu.... Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan...
Always has been
@@seronymus okey, I never heard neko miku reimu before, but that phase sounds a lot like "Peko Miko", another song.
And.. Tsurupettan was also from Touhou?! Woooah. Thanks :P
@@eldoprano yes noob cat from Nichijou, that's why tsurupettan is about Suika! Next listen to Danzai Yamaxanadu
Bruhh
Actually "tette" means "boobs" in Italian and I'm cracking up at this
hehe because titties
Do you see this song in mugen?
Tete also means boobs in indonesian
Ok now, yall going to the feds and im also included thanks
I think it acutally is Tay Tay or Tewi Tewi
Took me SIX YEARS to find this song after my dad played it. My sanity is gone.
Your dad played it? Your dad probably is a fans in his teen days, W dad
💀💀bro if my dad played this
Two years searching this song until I recently made myself a touhou fan and finally could find it
at least yours is 2 years of searching. For me, i took 5.5 years to find this song ;-;
Fumo
found it by searching tetetetete
I just got this recommended
Now im asking about my life decisions
Do you have a family member named Gaveriel Flores?
*8 years of Tewi ma park and 23 years of Touhou my God how far we've come*
Omg ikr
touhou is reclining
Dang i think now 26 years
@@MelCMlol oh god..
@@fuyuyoshiya I think 2hu is 26 years old
tewi does a better job at driving people insane than staring into udongein's eyes. and that just from cute singing and wacky background effects :/
Johnny Cenate Agree, but not as insane as someone saying Kagome or kakome repeatedly
tetete-tewi 🎉
Okay, either Tewi or myself smoked some weird shit.
Shiawase desu.
Shiawase deshou~
*****
I think Tewis imagination would feature dicks.
***** They changed them into carrots here, so I would be proper for YT. The more you know.
Xsior They turned decapitated penises into carrots?
+Outside998 I told you to not smoke carrots... >_< It's not good for you!
Alright, now I'm the happiest person ever!
But where's my sanity?
+Ramgier *nomming on it* =w= Saaaaaannnnniiiiiitttttttyyyyy.....
+Ramgier wats dat .-.
Don't try to fight it- It's pointless!
Czardonyx ok
*in the back ground we hear a silver thing going* ITS NO USE
Who needs sanity anyway?
Te te te te te~! :3
I loved the part where Tewi said "It's Tewin' Time" and broke the multiverse via player duplication glitches.
Said glitches were powerful enough to affect even ZUN himself on at least two occasions, thus explaining why he lost to her.
@@Hijiri_MIRACHION moderate amount of trolling
@@ShaddySoldier He lost to her Ancient Duper Spellcard, and he apparently also got hit by her in one of the demo videos in IN. So yes, she's powerful enough to basically do a significant amount of trolling on the closest thing the Touhou Universe has to a god.
tetete-tewi
It is a bizzare emotion, sitting alone in my room blasting this song through my headphones while eating a pb&j sandwich
you should smoke a joint and drink a beer while youre at it
mouse moment
tetete-tewi!😊
"The Touhou fandom frightens me...I don't even know why I'm here, I'm awful at bullet hell games." as he says, when watching this video for the 11th time in a row.
Don't worry. 90% of Touhou fans have never played the games.
Saito Touhara
They're not fans, they're secondary fans.
namanicha exactly
Because the characters are ultra moe and make us boners as hard as rocks!
I guess that makes me a half fan since I've only played MoF and PCB.. gonna play UFO too, but I can never get past main bosses on easy. Which makes me a terrible player xD Anyways, I'm guessing most Touhou fans are male in this case? Lol.... I Don't have a boner, so obviously, thats not why I come here.
So why do I like Touhou again? ._.
I'm NEVER eating rabbit made mochi ever again.
It's actually canon the rabbits in Gensokyo are drugged most of the time lol.
Hey just wanted to know where do you actually get "Rabbit made mochi"
@@Ginger_Hrn go to eientei
Typical guy: "This makes me happy"
Typical osu player:
*Vietnam Flashbacks Intensifies*
Neyon 2B is easy
But it's *literally* impossible to pass it
well tbh one of the maps for this in osu had a fake slider lol
And what about 2hu players?
2B maps...
How it feels to chew 5 gum
How it chews to feel 5 gum
RenanMMz how it feels to chew 5 carrots
5Gum, stimulate your senses.
RenanMMz 9 gum
how it feels to chew 5 carrots
*Inside the mind of Tewi*
Hot
Saito Touhara I bet
***** inside tewi*
***** I thought it was dicks.
Who or what is tewi?
Remember this was the character that beat ZUN at his own game.
Wdym ?
@@_amya__ the story is, ZUN played imperishable night on stream and Tewi very easily killed him, which I thought was funny. If you search ZUN imperishable night on RUclips you should find what I’m telling you about. Oh and ZUN actually died to Tewi twice canonically, I believe in the demo if I recall correctly, it could have been cut off from the demo not 100% sure.
My favorite part s when she says "te"
Soo basically the whole song. hmm. makes sense.
@@play-s-_______-osu xD
Real fans prefer "Te-Tewi!"
てみ
@@zackoz2202 *てゐ
feels like I chugged 4 gallons of LSD
good. suffer
Carrot lsd
A literal gallon
this is on public itg machine in an arcade i work at, i played it one day and people actually love it and won't stop playing it oh shit what have i done...
Kawaii Nacho! Whats an itg?
@@vacavoladora9168 In The Groove, kinda like DDR
American DDR
Based
I wish I could see that
tewi is doing the osaka stare
tewi is the osaka of gensokyo
Except she's not braindead@@bofu.
I need to invade a country to feel manly again.
Hätte nichts dagegen Verbinden Sie mit dem.
Yes.
Ehhh i have same feeling ...
At last 2 countries with bare hands O.o
Yeah.
Ich sage, wir für Polen zuerst gehen.
.... what am i doing with my life ..
Watching a video..
+Team Daredi Blaze basically
what are you not doing with ur life is the question
deep bruh
you need a life to do something with it.
This has been haunting my mind for the last few days. I can't get it out of my head, its too addictive!
7 years later?
@@seronymus 1 months ago?
8 years later? Follow by 2 replies that are ⑨ months ago and 7 months ago respectively?
legend says he's still addicted till this day
tetete-tewi😉🔥
My sanity left me when I played this song some years ago in OSU with double time, but it was worth it
Nothing feels better than seeing /jp/ score a goal and hear this start playing.
I showed my friends that carrot math problem as a joke, but they answered it.. and made me learn how derivatives work....
The answer is- arcsin(1/carrot)+C
Tell your friends that they need to brush up on their Calculus. There isn't a C value for this integral; it's a definite integral taken from 0 to 1. The correct evaluation of this integral is [ln(carrot + 1) - ln(carrot - 1)] / 2 carrot, given that carrot is greater than one. (This domain is set because the integral deals with arctanh, a hyperbolic function, which is undefined on [-1, 1]
what
You just got PWNED, nerd!
@@mortuslumus2255 if the carrot were greater than 1, wouldn't the function be defined on the interval (0,1), so wouldn't it be just the arcsin integral with a couple of algebraic manupulations as to turn the expression in the form of 1 - something^2
@@mrzimcrnce1389 yeah I think that's right actually, im not exactly a star when it comes to all that inverse trig integration identity stuff :p
In bunny world, Carrotstein found out that Tewi = MC Squarrot.
What's your name
tetete-tewi!😊😄
My friends and I were once just walking in a single file line in a silent library, but then someone played this in the library and we all just started bouncing in a single file line.
Dude you were stoned or what?
Kazeze, are you here
Listen at 2x speed with 2 duplicate tabs all going at the same time to descend more quickly into madness
tried it, its kdia siasofosfzc afd sv v
oh my god this is better than drugs
tetete-tewi!😇
i want to work at the factory where they turn carrots into tewis
i must me insane, i'm listening to this in two separate tabs and have it half a second off synch. it actually sounds better like this
+Eve Weiss genius!!
+Symh Ksatra lmao, i love that idea
can you maybe try to recreate it and upload it to ur channel?
You just gave an idea
Someone give a like so I come back here later
@@DeDuMeNuhows that idea going
Watching this made me felt like an MK-Ultra patient
TETETETETETETETETETETETE
てってってってって
ゐ
TETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETTETETETETETETETETETEETETETETETETETETETEETETETEETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETEETTEETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETEETETTETETETETTETETETETETETETETETETETTETETTETETETETETTETETETTETETTETETETTETTETETETTETETTEETTETETTETETTETTETETTETETTETETETETTETTETETTETETTEETTTETETETTETTETTETETETTETETETETETETTETETETETETETETTETETETETTETETTETETETET
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
iiiiiiiiiii
lmao
The most terrifying thing about Tewi is that she isn't Kaguya and Eirin's minion.
She's their landlady.
this looks like the kind of thing that would appear in thought bubbles to show the characters aren't thinking.
I can`t get this out of my head.
Send help.
hhhhuuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggggg can't stop... LISTENING!!!!
Same.
REEEEEEEEEE
Rope is enough or someone to help too?
TETETETETETETETETETE
WAIT!! So Tewi equals mass times the speed of light carrot?
Thatoneguywhocommentsonvideos THE ANSWER IS RUBBER DUCKIES!
Carrot in Dutch is wortel which is the same word as we use for root, so it is actually Tewi = mc^√
But carrot is probably a constant in a different universe where Tewi's would have an amount of energy that is their mass times the speed of light to the power of this constant
@Corran Percy tewime tewiravel
Wait, I think it's:
Tewi = mass × (speed of light)^(carrot)
Could it be?
Carrot has two r's.
Tewi has two bunny ears.
Ears starts with E.
Eyes also starts with E.
The Illuminati triangle has an eye.
NANI!?
DOES IT MEAN:
CARROT = ILLUMINATI
COULD IT REALLY BE!?
Great video, informative and educational. My autistic son loved it! I can't thank you any more.
Thanks random aot fanwork vid for introducing me to this song. It's probably been 4 years since I've seen that video and now I'm a Touhou fan
Thats nice
This song should be called nicotine because it's too addicting
ayyyyyy
carrotine*
Lol.
true
tetete-tewi!🎉
Person 1: I wonder what he's listening to?
Person 2: Maybe metal or hard rock..
*Me:*
your classmates when you're trying to do the assignment be like
Dude the sound on this is amazing, use really good headphones with good bass.
But beware of LOUD
You say it like loud is a bad thing
?
Durp Herp i'd say permanent hearing damage is a pretty bad thing.
Wearing Klipsch Image Ones. Can confirm. :D
I cant fucking believe that this thing is the only thing i remember during my exam
tetete-tewi GG!
I've experienced literal insanity before. It feels like a bad dream that you can't wake up from.
This makes me feel eerily similar to that, and it makes me scared.
if anyone caught me listening to this at school, ill be a social outcast
idk man, when they caught me listening to this at school, everyone began to talk about me and i became a popular kid, they even began laughing at me, meaning they like my jokes.
@@Sekibankiii wow!! im gonna blast this at full volume in my class, surely i will thrive socially among my classmates!!1
@@Sekibankiii i didnt read the bottom of ur comment and i was gonna write a serious response lmao
tetete-tewi
This song... it makes me... happy!
***** me too
+Gruzuk and me too. This is so kawaii xD
69likes, if you like it you're gay.
Sedge Sedgicus no, it aint gay
David Hernandez how tho
This song never really leaves your head after hearing it
it also hurts!
:D
it doesn't get out!
:D
Send help
It’s Tewiever
@@Cussingpenguin omg you just had me remember this hellish thing
@@jestfullgremblim8002 it’s tewieverrrrr
The only strongest character in touhou that beated zun 2 or 3 times
Tewi kick bitch!
"Even after 9 years this still brings a smile to my face" -something thanos will say
もうあれから、１２年が。この曲はやっぱり十年以上たっても素晴らしい。
It's so weird and so hard to listen to...but I just KEEP COMING BACK!!
Same here bro
Same
tetete-tewi!
u guys are done. there is no going back!
How about now?
okay so a friend of mine has a story related to this song
"blasting this song while punching the roof and doing skids all over town" in a shitty little red 1980 Alto, eventually spinning the rear of it into a ditch. He describes the car as a "shitbox nugget car". Funniest shit I've ever seen lol
my last braincell when play war thunder at night
This feels nostalgic and i dont remember seeing this help
Probably just anemoia I think
This is more drug than Overdrive. Dear lord.
Hahaha i fell you bro
Real
And this song can't get out my head, it's stuck like an hour or DAYS.
Send Help.
tetete-tewi!😂🎉
I actually listen to this song in my free time.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Same here... I don't even know what's life anymore...
dupeken what my life has become...
Sexy Biscuit your brain
Sexy Biscuit I play it 24/7 in Osu...
In what other time would you listen to this
watching this after 11 year. why haven't i found this early
Hey look, I found the internet
welcome to it
tetete-tewi!😊
...You know... Now I really want to know what the integral of 1/(carrot^2-x^2) actually is...
Assuming carrot is a constant, use the arcsine rule
so your anti-derivative is arcsin(x/carrot)
@@aria2369 If you considerate carrot as another variable? But i know we didn t know the order of integration
@Corran Percy It isn't zero. It boils down to being arctan(1/sqrt(🥕² - 1)).
I'm late but
NEEEEEERDS
The answer is zero, because there is no bus in Gensokyo
How can they find the singer...
"Hey innocent lady, would you be the singer of my new WTF song?"
Never question Touhou circles.
It's actually a combination of both Tewi's theme and Electrical Parade.
The two songs sound similar, hence why they were combined.
Could you give a link? I searched up Electrical Parade and i only got the Disney World one.
@@Auragaming1642It IS the Disney one.
@@HeruruMeruruOh. Ok
I don't know what I drank but I'm pretty sure I had too much of it.
i was trying to find this song again, then i just searched for "tetete carrot" thats all i could remember lmao AND I FOUND IT! HAHAHA
lol gg
This is what you'll probably see and hear when you drink one of Eirin's shady medicine.
This was enough to help me get through the nightmares of calculus.
The power of adorable can do anything.
Goodness, I don't need calculus to do that. Simple geometry would be enough.
God has abandoned this plane of existence
last time i saw this video was back when im in middle school... now i came back after it suddenly pop up in my dream. i'm graduating soon.
Graduating middle school.....
What goes on in my mind during class:
tetete-tewi!😮
Biggest punishment of Osu
oh, hello
0:45 shingo points
ThePurpleguy123 Tewi spinners....
ThePurpleguy123, =_=
So what, is this a really hard osu! level?
Girl 1: “What do you think he’s listening to?”
Girl 2: “Probably Hard Rock or Metal”
What I’m listening to:
👻so true lol
*when you don't do drugs but someone sneaks one into your carrot*
This is the most 2000s thing you'll see from internet also the fact there's SUS Reisen only to be blocked by Tewi
All right, to anyone it may concern, the integral at 3:27 is actually equal to coth(carrot)/carrot
The more you know...
Today i bought carrots... and forgot to buy cigarettes... i knew i shouldnt smoke those carrots...
At least smoking carrots wont fuck you in the ass later
@@SilentOnion Well...according to the R34 of Reisen says otherwise...
@@Chadmiral >:D
tetete-tewi🎉
Yo: *hago ejercicio en el Gym*
Mis audifonos:
Touhou is one hell of a drug... And I've never been happier to be an addict!
Lunarian weed hits DIFFERENT MAN
This feels like a weird fever dream and it scares me
Jesus christ how horrifying.
For some reason, this is hilarious.
Wild Carrot is a former Green Beret who fought in the Vietnam War with the SOG. He used a CAR15 as his weapon and a light machine gun as secondary, no joke
1:33 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE MIDDLE BUNNY'S ARMS !?!?
_Woah, i kinda didn't noticed this until i saw your comment_
Melrami it happens a lot
Dont worry about it
@@Simply_resharkable aaa
*illuminatewi*
The title is wrong I believe, as it is a pun on te-mapa-ku (Theme park). As such the title should not be "tewi's mapaku to endless wi", which to be makes no sense, but "Endless Tewima park". It does not work in English as well as it does in Japanese though.
0:23 Daaamn, where did you get those moves Tewi?
i am going insane
tetete-tewi
good
1:08 i just love this part so much
the answer is 1/🥕
I love this little rabbit
my sanity is rapidly leaving me
tetete-tewi
Well here we go again watching this for the nineteenth time attempting to forget my past mistakes......
Man, I wish I could have gifs of some of the stuff in this. The jumping Tewi's at the beginning are cute as hell.
literally shat bricks when quality changed from 480 to 1080 when the teis were jumping.
I think this is my skibidi toilet
Bro bende ni tua lagi dari skibidi tandas
Same 💀
yfw you just know this song is going to be playing in your head for a month.
First play: Nice song
Second play: Wow, Nice recommendation
Third play and next times:
Ah shit, here we go again!