My favorite quote from a player in a Vermont, when a cruiser was asking the Vermont to go and cap, the Vermont responded: "I'm the size of the state of Texas and only barely outpace a tectonic plate, by the time I get there the game will be over."
Jingles! This is Malakesh. I just want to say thanks so much for featuring my game! I was actually feeling a bit down due to some RL stuff and this just flipped all of that around and absolutely made my day! I'm going to consider an early birthday present actually since mine is a few days from now. This game was an absolute blast to play and I have to give props for the yugumo who basically kept the shima spotted for most of that game and that was really the biggest threat for me. Thanks again for the amazing content and all the kind words from you and the folks in the comments! Such a great community!
Well done to you AND your 'team' who actually acted like a team. You have me thinking that I may have to rethink my decision not to go up the alternative USN 'Tillman' battleship line.
Came to the comments section to say exactly that. Now back to the salt mines Jingles and draw us the summary screen! How could you fail us so... (It was nice meeting you all. Damn this chain on my leg is heavy.)
I remember reading in Reddit "If you alternate shots with the front and back turrets every 20 seconds on the Vermont, you are basically firing Georgia full broadsides every so often" Can't stop thinking about that
Um Jingles, real quick. The Vermont and Minnasotta have the unique feature of having their torp belts go ALL THE WAY UP THE SIDE OF THE SHIP. Which means people that shoot you tend to get alot of "Torp protection hit" which means those shells do ZERO damage to you.
1:33 who remembers the first time Jingles saw the TOG II? And he called it the TDG II? Somewhere on this channel, in a very old video, there is the first time Jingles ever saw the TOG in world of Tanks. And it's awesome
14:45 is probably my favorite moment. Jingles is talking about how bad the Kansas is (and he’s right.) but meanwhile I’m the battle the shots ring out and that enemy ship is about to be deleted so hard. Edit: HOLY SHIT 48K in one salvo!
Are we not gonna talk how the Yugumo almost finished capping 'A' at @14:25, then left the capcircle (with no enemies nearby or even in line of fire), only to turn around to re-cap it?
Now this is some good turret discipline! I'm ok with the standard battleship speeds. Yeah you can get stuck on a side, but it also makes it easier to NOT yolo into trouble.
Jingles, we all really enjoyed the kraken unleashed animation. Since the great copyright apocalypse has prevented you from using it, you should submit a community request to your fans here on RUclips and on your discord, for people to make their own kraken unleashed animation that you can use, copyright free! There are some wonderfully talented people out there, and who knows?
I just want to thank you for all the different vids you put out.i fall off my chair sometimes you make me laugh hard thanks again and keep them coming.
I actually liked the Emerald when I played it. Smoke up wait for a distracted Scharnhorst to get closer, and boom several torpedoes aligned in the nose, BOOM, detonation ! Scharnhorst down.
We can all agree here that the lion Gave the broadside for kraken. Kudos to that lion. The wukong one liner is gonna make it into top 100 fav jingles epic lines haha
OHHHHH MY GOD MIGHTJUNGLES PLAYED WORLD OF TAAAANKS THIS IS TOO GOOD TO WASTE ON MY CRACKED PHONE SCREEN IM GONNA GET STONED AND WATCH THEM ALL ON THE BIG SCREEN
w/r/t running the speed flags, I think the quote you need is "Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin. That's math son. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures." - F. Leghorn. As to the Kansas, it's problem is that the shells don't have explosives in them. They're filled with disappointment.
9:07: He didn’t fire at the Petropavlovsk. He wasn’t locked onto anything, and the Petro was decelerating out of reverse, so aiming in front of him wasn’t going to do any good. He was aiming at where the momentarily spotted Shimakaze had been heading. And he got about 1000 damage from two overpens on the Shima.
Vermont is just hilariously good guns on an equally hilariously bad platform. And I love it, because it can do the things you saw it do in these videos. When a Vermont reaches out to touch you, you know you've been touched.
In the words of theB33f. The direstar isn't about being good. It's about sending a message. Vermont is our game's Direstar. Both that Wukong and that Lion got the message.
Where you spawn will be a determining factor. Malakesh was fortunate to spawn near the center of the map rather than out on one flank or the other and made intelligent use of that position. I usually get spawned well out on one flank or the other when driving my New Mexico and end up as a low scorer simply due to lack of targets, despite setting my throttle to Flank and leaving it there.
After 60-odd battles with a winrate of over 80%, I decided to sell it and never play it again. It can only go down from there, as that was clearly an anomaly (usually, I am just over 50).
@@Ned-Ryerson don't blame you. My average is 57% also the only tank I've gotten a pools medal with. Honestly it's a tank that get very heavily underestimated and it can be used to quite the advantage, and it absolutely dominates in my experience when top tier and can relatively handle it's own even if bottom....the problem is just it's turtling speed...the time when you can use it's dpm require you to normally be at the Frontline as the battle begins because odds are by the time you get their your team had either A. Killed everything or B your team is entirely dead and while you can brawl decently it's just such a death sentence...the bond turbo and other similar things pretty much remove it's only major problem imo but still it's definitely no powerhouse lol
speaking of bad tanks, I really enjoyed the 59-16, especially back when it had that 76mm autoloader with crap pen. it was a blast to drive and had good mobility for its time.
Oh dear Jingles. I can't let that one slide: A piece of art, such as Kylie Minogue song or a transformer movie, cannot ever be "objectively bad" because "bad" in this context is not a quantity that can be measured and compared. It is a value judgment and determined entirely by personal taste and societal norms. So if a lot of people like Kylie Minogue songs, well then gee, I guess that means means Kylie Minogue songs are "not bad". No, I don't like Kylie Minogue either, but I will never be so arrogant as to pretent my personal tastes speak for everyone.
I'd go further and say that "societal norms" don't come into it. It's a subjective value judgement no matter how many agree with it or how it is enforced in society. Even if everyone agreed that green, say, was the most beautiful colour that would do absolutely nothing to render it objective truth, and even if all parents indoctrinated their children into it that would make no difference at all. Objective reality is that which is not true by virtue of human belief or preference, whether those be individual(personal taste and the like) or collective(societal and cultural norms etc).
I agree about that, but it doesn't change the fact that the best use for any physical copy of an album or single from Kylie Minogue is to be used as target for trapshooting.
It took playing the KS through the regrind to finally get use to it. It does suck terribly at uptier though. the MN is my favorite, followed by the VT. They fit my playstyle perfectly. :D Not enough people give the MN credit where it's due. It's a very strong ship.
The grind up to Vermont was perhaps the most frustrating experience I've had this century. I sold them all, it was with a great big sardonic smile that I relegated Cholerado, K*ntsass and Minnisoda to the realm of digital oblivion. The only objectively bad thing about the Vermont is that you can not disengage in random battles and you can't engage in coop battles because by the time you get there, everything is dead. However, you know up front that she's slow. As long as you play her as a semi-mobile floating fortress, it's fine. You know, like a battleship, not an island-humping stealthninja, and pray the fit girls on the other team show you some ankle or lacking that, some broadside. Then it's in the hands of RNGesus.
My favorite quote from a player in a Vermont, when a cruiser was asking the Vermont to go and cap, the Vermont responded: "I'm the size of the state of Texas and only barely outpace a tectonic plate, by the time I get there the game will be over."
Jingles! This is Malakesh. I just want to say thanks so much for featuring my game! I was actually feeling a bit down due to some RL stuff and this just flipped all of that around and absolutely made my day! I'm going to consider an early birthday present actually since mine is a few days from now. This game was an absolute blast to play and I have to give props for the yugumo who basically kept the shima spotted for most of that game and that was really the biggest threat for me. Thanks again for the amazing content and all the kind words from you and the folks in the comments! Such a great community!
Well done to you AND your 'team' who actually acted like a team. You have me thinking that I may have to rethink my decision not to go up the alternative USN 'Tillman' battleship line.
I have to say this, you gave the wukong a bitchslap so hard, he would have half his health in the next battle in that ship
Very well played, I couldn’t hear anything but the “if young metro don’t trust you imma shoot you” when the Wukong ceased to exist.
the "GIMME THAT KRAKEN" absolutely broke me with how seconds after, you went and got it
Premature happy birthday dude. And GG!
What? No after-battle summary screen? We got robbed of witnessing another Jingles masterpiece...
Came to the comments section to say exactly that. Now back to the salt mines Jingles and draw us the summary screen! How could you fail us so...
(It was nice meeting you all. Damn this chain on my leg is heavy.)
Jingles can you do OHIO?
We were robbed lol.
We all like the drawing, but objectively they are bad
This is in reference to the start of the video.
totally unacceptable, I would un sub but..... no lol
I remember reading in Reddit "If you alternate shots with the front and back turrets every 20 seconds on the Vermont, you are basically firing Georgia full broadsides every so often"
Can't stop thinking about that
"That Wukong got hit so hard, he's gonna be taking damage in the next battle"
When I saw that, I said the same thing and the "Holy shit!" on top of it! Haven't heard that line in a long time too.
yeahhhhh
It had me in stitches
I was thinking that the Vermont showed him some of the game's fun and engaging mechanics.
imagine if the wukong used his ability 4! ... nobody will get the reference lol
14:52 "That Wukong got hit so hard he's going to be taking damage into the next battle" Lololololololol! Best Jingles line ever!
9:07 Akshually Jingles, he aimed for the then invisible Shimakaze and hit two of his shells, netting him 3000 damag- Jingles? _Jingles no wai-_
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Um Jingles, real quick. The Vermont and Minnasotta have the unique feature of having their torp belts go ALL THE WAY UP THE SIDE OF THE SHIP. Which means people that shoot you tend to get alot of "Torp protection hit" which means those shells do ZERO damage to you.
They also have the unique feature of getting their engines knocked out by air dropped torpedoes striking the big square box on either side of the ship
Minnesota not Minnasota
@@austinpowers177 you also missed the fact they used 2 ts
Good point
i’m actually a minnesotan, spell it right!
1:33 who remembers the first time Jingles saw the TOG II? And he called it the TDG II? Somewhere on this channel, in a very old video, there is the first time Jingles ever saw the TOG in world of Tanks. And it's awesome
I love the jingles logic, "5% of shit is still shit"
Should be 105%, of course. He was talking about a 5% bonus.
That Lion went full "I didn't know she was married!" when Malakesh was reloading from the warning shot.
As a standard battleship, the Kansas is so large that it probably constitutes 4 or 5 of the top 10 worst ships in WoWS.
Japanese t2 premium bb
@@Neithan02 Mikasa is all about the secondary memes, though.
@@CeesaX yeah, but secondaries on that tier with everybody being able to outrun her is the point why she is bad ^^
@@Neithan02 Remover Myogi?
I remember Myogi...
@@Neithan02 Mikasa is a pre-dread though. She's supposed to be trash.
14:45 is probably my favorite moment. Jingles is talking about how bad the Kansas is (and he’s right.) but meanwhile I’m the battle the shots ring out and that enemy ship is about to be deleted so hard.
Edit: HOLY SHIT 48K in one salvo!
Petition for Jingle to make an audio book channel where he just reads novels to us... anyone?
“How to Watch Paint Dry”
Narrated by The Mighty Jingles
New York Times #1 Best Seller
I'd honestly like if he was the voice for my GPS navigator.
@@brandonlevy8680 Why? Do you want your GPS to take you to New York from Philadelphia via Chicago? 😁 Just kidding!
I have been thinking about this for a year.
Shut up and take my money
Well, we do like the salty overlord, and he's objectively bad as well. 😁
Actually i think the proper term is "pretty crap".
@@andyreid7274 Old and crap, I think ^^
@@ainumahtar righto!
14:52 damn…I think his ancestors and descendants felt that one
Are we not gonna talk how the Yugumo almost finished capping 'A' at @14:25, then left the capcircle (with no enemies nearby or even in line of fire), only to turn around to re-cap it?
Vermont is one of those ships I desperately want to love. It's a Tillman, for god's sake! but man, I cant get over that speed and maneuverability
Any video with a Conan the barbarian reference gets a thumbs up from me. Such a great 80s movie!
Now this is some good turret discipline!
I'm ok with the standard battleship speeds. Yeah you can get stuck on a side, but it also makes it easier to NOT yolo into trouble.
Oh, I miss your Kraken Unleashed meme you used to do.
Copyright restrictions.
@@lairdcummings9092 Someone should animate their own version and let him use it.
Those last two kills...it actually stung a little to see that!
Good morning Jingles
Jingles, we all really enjoyed the kraken unleashed animation. Since the great copyright apocalypse has prevented you from using it, you should submit a community request to your fans here on RUclips and on your discord, for people to make their own kraken unleashed animation that you can use, copyright free! There are some wonderfully talented people out there, and who knows?
"Gimme that Kraken!"
*_Procedes to delete the Lion_*
I love the Emerald as well! And other than the T4 Clubber, is my best ship (stats-wise).
Can’t explain it.
*The Mighty Jingles has uploaded a video*
Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I, just, can't get you outta my head....
14:51 that wukong got hit so hard his great great grandparents felt it back in Africa
Felt like watching another guy get kicked in the nuts full-force
I just want to thank you for all the different vids you put out.i fall off my chair sometimes you make me laugh hard thanks again and keep them coming.
Jingles after watching for a few years I got back into WoWS...... :) Thanks for the great videos!
Yeehaw good morning jingles!!
Man, that last salvo was epic indeed
- GIMME THAT KRACKEN
- RNGessus : ok.
- Lyon : oof
Well kill number 4 was definitely a surprise backdoor experience!
Great game and replay! Thank you both!
"This is the only time I can say with a straight face" - starts laughing.
yeah, that Lion knew what he was doing. Saw no reason to prolong the fight, seen a guy with 4 kills.
I actually liked the Emerald when I played it. Smoke up wait for a distracted Scharnhorst to get closer, and boom several torpedoes aligned in the nose, BOOM, detonation ! Scharnhorst down.
Jingles we've all heard your royalty free music on here. Your taste( with the utmost respect) is in your arse.
We can all agree here that the lion Gave the broadside for kraken.
Kudos to that lion.
The wukong one liner is gonna make it into top 100 fav jingles epic lines haha
Absolutely sporting of him, for sure. I can't imagine there was any other reason for going full stop, full broadside like that.
He knows hes gonna die anyway
OHHHHH MY GOD MIGHTJUNGLES PLAYED WORLD OF TAAAANKS THIS IS TOO GOOD TO WASTE ON MY CRACKED PHONE SCREEN IM GONNA GET STONED AND WATCH THEM ALL ON THE BIG SCREEN
I absolutely love that a quote from Conan the Barbarian made it into a naval battle 👏
12:00 who doesn't like a good old Schwarzenegger quote.
Not the most well know sons of Austria, but a nice and much more pleasent one.
The Last line in chat at the end is PRICELESS.
Gg Malakesh. Awesome commentary Jingles as usaul ,and let's press F here to pau respect to the Wukong you got blasted
Very entertaining. Now you got me wanting to grind the split.
Awesome video Jingles. Love the content!
I can't tell Jingles, did you say the Vermont's guns are accurate?
They are not super accurate but mostly they don’t miss like Repu or GK. It’s a bit more accurate for me than a conqueror.
Yes they are. They are very reliable in general. As long as you dont take reload but accuracy mod anyway.
have you played gneusieau ever
@@marcroelse9517 I was making a joke about how many times Jingles said the guns were accurate :P It's obviously true, he just says it a ton of times
The last time I was this early I had hope for the future.
My mother once told me that she was going to hit me so hard she would knock my name out of the phone book. I feel ya wukong. I feel ya.
w/r/t running the speed flags, I think the quote you need is "Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin. That's math son. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures." - F. Leghorn.
As to the Kansas, it's problem is that the shells don't have explosives in them. They're filled with disappointment.
9:07: He didn’t fire at the Petropavlovsk. He wasn’t locked onto anything, and the Petro was decelerating out of reverse, so aiming in front of him wasn’t going to do any good. He was aiming at where the momentarily spotted Shimakaze had been heading. And he got about 1000 damage from two overpens on the Shima.
That level of accuracy and armour is worth the slow speed
That last volley was so satisfying
Another great video, cheers from devonport.
The Vermont really showed the Wukong some "fun and engaging" game mechanics.
he is definitely showing off, he took his time to write "gimme that kraken" in chat before devastating that Lion
In fairness he had 40 seconds to say it :P
True but he waited till he was ladede more or less
watching chat at 15:47 lol.
“GIMME THAT KRAKEN”
Wow just straight to the jugular, unbidden, on Kylie Minogue right off the hop. What did she ever do to you, Jingles? WHAT DID SHE DO!?
14:50 "Ok that's looking pretty-"
"FUCK ME THAT WAS A GOOD SHOT!"
This just in: "The Mighty Jingles" says it's okay to be wrong!
Vermont is just hilariously good guns on an equally hilariously bad platform. And I love it, because it can do the things you saw it do in these videos. When a Vermont reaches out to touch you, you know you've been touched.
14:52 Am I the only one who went 'Ooooo, shit!' just as Jingles did too? lol
thankyou Jingles :) "crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle... ARMADILLOS!"
That last salvo though...jeez...ouch, just ouch and ooof...
In the words of theB33f. The direstar isn't about being good. It's about sending a message.
Vermont is our game's Direstar. Both that Wukong and that Lion got the message.
YEAH VERMONT. Love that thing.
Early for once! Been watching you since 2019! Love your vids! ❤️
The way to play any excessively slow ship is to set full speed ahead and hope you get to the battle before it is over.
Where you spawn will be a determining factor. Malakesh was fortunate to spawn near the center of the map rather than out on one flank or the other and made intelligent use of that position. I usually get spawned well out on one flank or the other when driving my New Mexico and end up as a low scorer simply due to lack of targets, despite setting my throttle to Flank and leaving it there.
@@robertf3479 as a fellow New Mexico driver I know exactly what you mean.
@@Nails077 I've actually had many of my best Battleship games with her.
Imagine my frustration where I did 213K damage and tanked 1.8 Million in my Kansas in a tier X battle....and lost.
Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other team wins. That's just life.
@@kaltaron1284 Yes it is War Gaming after all
That Lyon got absolutely b#### slapped (yes I bleeped out the curse word)
Aka, that Lyon got a paddling of epic levels
I had to rewind the video to see him spank that cruiser to oblivion. That was beautiful.
Hey Jingles! Love the Warships! But always hanging out for another 'Gnome Abroad' ;)
2:10 Actually Jingles.... the citadel is slightly below waterline. It can be citadeled if you are turning hard and lifting it.
00:57 The match wasn't even 30 seconds in before the first shots were fired.
Red it as freedom and vanity. Expected a extraordinary rant
14:46 Now THAT'S how you reset a cap.
Fun watching battles with no subs or carriers. I can't seem to find such a battle when I'm playing.
Thanks Jingles.
Well Jingles I’m in your country and I have to say I like it here. You should come out to Fairford sometime and check out the B-1 while we’re here.
7:10 I see what you did there Jingles.
Great Conan reference there Jingles. I knew I liked you for several reasons other than your bad warship shooting.
I can’t wait for the Schliefen to be featured here.
That HMS Lion parked in the middle of the ocean like a stolen car in a shopping mall!
In the world of liking bad tanks, my best and favorite tank is the Black Prince...yeah...
After 60-odd battles with a winrate of over 80%, I decided to sell it and never play it again. It can only go down from there, as that was clearly an anomaly (usually, I am just over 50).
@@Ned-Ryerson don't blame you. My average is 57% also the only tank I've gotten a pools medal with. Honestly it's a tank that get very heavily underestimated and it can be used to quite the advantage, and it absolutely dominates in my experience when top tier and can relatively handle it's own even if bottom....the problem is just it's turtling speed...the time when you can use it's dpm require you to normally be at the Frontline as the battle begins because odds are by the time you get their your team had either A. Killed everything or B your team is entirely dead and while you can brawl decently it's just such a death sentence...the bond turbo and other similar things pretty much remove it's only major problem imo but still it's definitely no powerhouse lol
speaking of bad tanks, I really enjoyed the 59-16, especially back when it had that 76mm autoloader with crap pen. it was a blast to drive and had good mobility for its time.
Robbed, where was the jingles special end of battle drawing of the final screen as we did get to see one.
I love the HMS Emerald too, I've managed to make it work very well, sometimes most of the time if I'm sneezed at, i blow up.
Great match and great commentary as always. Perfect start to a Friday :-)
Nice Conan the barbarian reference at 11:55
If that was 'Just showing off' I doubt it will be the last time, and I hope he has many more as long as I am not on the 'Receiving end', LOL.
I quit a week ago and dont regret it one bit, ill still support you though mr jingles
" la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I can't get this Vermont out of my head"
He got his kracken in the end.
Oh dear Jingles. I can't let that one slide: A piece of art, such as Kylie Minogue song or a transformer movie, cannot ever be "objectively bad" because "bad" in this context is not a quantity that can be measured and compared. It is a value judgment and determined entirely by personal taste and societal norms. So if a lot of people like Kylie Minogue songs, well then gee, I guess that means means Kylie Minogue songs are "not bad".
No, I don't like Kylie Minogue either, but I will never be so arrogant as to pretent my personal tastes speak for everyone.
Beat me to it, well put.
Time for some extra shifts in the saltmines
But I'm objectively shit and a lot of people like me.
I'd go further and say that "societal norms" don't come into it. It's a subjective value judgement no matter how many agree with it or how it is enforced in society. Even if everyone agreed that green, say, was the most beautiful colour that would do absolutely nothing to render it objective truth, and even if all parents indoctrinated their children into it that would make no difference at all. Objective reality is that which is not true by virtue of human belief or preference, whether those be individual(personal taste and the like) or collective(societal and cultural norms etc).
I agree about that, but it doesn't change the fact that the best use for any physical copy of an album or single from Kylie Minogue is to be used as target for trapshooting.
oh man i was wating for jingles handmade postbattle results sad it wasnt there XD.
It took playing the KS through the regrind to finally get use to it. It does suck terribly at uptier though. the MN is my favorite, followed by the VT. They fit my playstyle perfectly. :D Not enough people give the MN credit where it's due. It's a very strong ship.
The grind up to Vermont was perhaps the most frustrating experience I've had this century. I sold them all, it was with a great big sardonic smile that I relegated Cholerado, K*ntsass and Minnisoda to the realm of digital oblivion. The only objectively bad thing about the Vermont is that you can not disengage in random battles and you can't engage in coop battles because by the time you get there, everything is dead. However, you know up front that she's slow.
As long as you play her as a semi-mobile floating fortress, it's fine. You know, like a battleship, not an island-humping stealthninja, and pray the fit girls on the other team show you some ankle or lacking that, some broadside. Then it's in the hands of RNGesus.
How much fun you think its to grind now, when almost every round is ruined by submarines
@@Antivihrea Yeah good luck with that.
You said what about Kylie Minogue? *Shakes fist in angry Australian*
You can also enjoy Kylie videos with the sound muted
I don’t think jingles mentioned it (I might be wrong) but for as far as bb AA goes, Vermont is a plane eater with that DFAA consumable.