How to become Rich ? Stand Up Comedy by Rajat Chauhan (Second video)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Do you want to become Rich? Everybody has been approached by Multi-level Marketing / Network Marketing guys. Here is my funny take on it.
    My dear friend Sahil approached me in my final year of engineering. Since at that stage, we all dreamt of becoming Rich. The way gentleman convinced us to be a part of it was very funny.
    We invested our pocket money and never got it back.
    Enjoy the video and spread the world.
    Written & Performed by: Rajat Chauhan
    Venue: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
    Shot by: Canvas Team
    Edited By: Akshit Arora
    End Song credit : • Mujhe Mil Jo Chahe Tho...
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    Thank you!!
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  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  4 года назад +695

    Hello Everyone!!
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    Sign emailing list to know when I am performing in your city.
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    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 года назад +4

      This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 года назад +4

      @Comedy Soniya sharma This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

    • @Shreyansh19922
      @Shreyansh19922 3 года назад +2

      Comedy shuru hua nhi aur chutiye hasna shuru

    • @orion_paxxx
      @orion_paxxx 3 года назад +2

      I think u got this like that

    • @VikrantKumar-yn7hk
      @VikrantKumar-yn7hk 3 года назад

      @@sarangkolge8954 llllllllllllllllll

  • @vaibroson2437
    @vaibroson2437 4 года назад +6526

    One minute silence for those who searched 'how to become rich' and got this!

  • @saumyatiwari8876
    @saumyatiwari8876 3 года назад +387

    That " Oh Gareeba " sound hits different yrrr , every time I hear , I got mad . Swear.......😂😂

    • @foodystar5698
      @foodystar5698 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @virtualmaza513
      @virtualmaza513 3 года назад +1

      Do DXN it's better

    • @AtulRBL8090
      @AtulRBL8090 3 года назад

      Epic

  • @halogamer4638
    @halogamer4638 4 года назад +847

    "Oh garibaa"😂🤣

    • @monijaro2141
      @monijaro2141 4 года назад

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @WikiReactions
      @WikiReactions 4 года назад

      Qnet exposed
      ruclips.net/video/35jqgAx_g1w/видео.html

    • @himanshubansal887
      @himanshubansal887 3 года назад +1

      I m damn sure forever living wale log the vo pka 😂😂

  • @pushapjain1572
    @pushapjain1572 4 года назад +2337

    My friend told me about ebiz two years ago he told me that he will be millionare in next years today we both are unemployed 😂😂

    • @sushmarani605
      @sushmarani605 4 года назад +26

      Lol same😂

    • @hims5205
      @hims5205 4 года назад +48

      same.🤣🤣🤣...ab toh ebiz band bi ho gyi...good morning gang tha ebiz.

    • @gauravhuria8567
      @gauravhuria8567 4 года назад +5

      Same happened to me also lol

    • @lalijasingh1292
      @lalijasingh1292 4 года назад +31

      Same here bro..10baar offer mila..last m toh m b convince ho hi gyi thi ki par bach gyi ... baad m pta chla fraud h saara kuch

    • @pushapjain1572
      @pushapjain1572 4 года назад +9

      @@lalijasingh1292 kismat wali ho😂

  • @zakiyafatima2256
    @zakiyafatima2256 4 года назад +1189

    one of my old friend called me in Dominos for the E-biz .dukh is baat ka nai k tym waste dukh to is baat ka tha itne ameer hone k baad bi ek pizzaa naii khilaya
    oo garibaa🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sumit-qn5kw
    @Sumit-qn5kw 2 года назад +482

    I have actually experienced this with friend of mine explaining the same way as you did. And we had the same reaction as you said. 😂 Felt nostalgic

    • @Prakriti_Senpai
      @Prakriti_Senpai 2 года назад +7

      Yeah they are scams and they repeat similar things
      I seen one leaked footage of mlm too
      They said same and were so obsessed with the cars 😹😹😹🤦🏻‍♀

    • @Ashishkumar-ms1kt
      @Ashishkumar-ms1kt 2 года назад +1

      Mere saath bhi hua...but I said to him that your friendship will cost me like 7K

    • @amansgaming901
      @amansgaming901 2 года назад

      Hi

    • @gauravgupta3861
      @gauravgupta3861 2 года назад +2

      I lost two of my good friends because of such company, because i didn't want to earn 1lakh/month 11 years back.

    • @armotivation5087
      @armotivation5087 2 года назад

      Meet Deepak sir

  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 лет назад +1000

    Kindly understand MLM/ Networking guys - if my video is hurting you then have faith in your work and do work hard and change your approach in getting people under you. Abusing anyone will not help.

    • @amitramteke5255
      @amitramteke5255 6 лет назад +5

      Konsi company thi bhai?

    • @Lucknowalaa
      @Lucknowalaa 6 лет назад +6

      Rajat chauhan video starting is like...jaise koi network marketing wale ne call kri

    • @Digthewolverine
      @Digthewolverine 6 лет назад +8

      Video sahi thi...chutiya katte rehte hai yeh logo ka....

    • @amankhan9171
      @amankhan9171 6 лет назад +5

      Rajat chauhan great work sir

    • @nishantpowniker5561
      @nishantpowniker5561 6 лет назад +15

      Ebiz compony hai lagta

  • @zubairshaik112
    @zubairshaik112 4 года назад +102

    Exact same scene mera McDonald's me hua tha.. nostalgic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shashankshekharverma6151
    @shashankshekharverma6151 6 лет назад +845

    There was no joke
    Whatever he said was explicit truth ...we r laughing because it happened with most of us n someone got courage to say this truth 😂😂😂

  • @himanshumahor8177
    @himanshumahor8177 5 лет назад +1614

    Who disliked are actually from multi level marketing 😜😜. Rajat you don't remember but we shared cab almost 2 years back

  • @AmitVerma-wi5iy
    @AmitVerma-wi5iy 6 лет назад +3399

    Meri gf ne ebiz ka presentation diya tha
    Maine breakup kr liya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shivamgautam4782
      @shivamgautam4782 5 лет назад +11

      bhai....

    • @rahulfunde8082
      @rahulfunde8082 5 лет назад +180

      Dude, Friendzone suna thhat, tu toh network zoned hua..

    • @sugandhasenrana9819
      @sugandhasenrana9819 5 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @himanshudeshpande964
      @himanshudeshpande964 5 лет назад +48

      teri awkat bhi nahi hai uske saath rehene ki sahi kiya tune... jo khudke life me kuch alag karna chahati hai or tu rok raha hai to tu katai ch****a hai bc... jake doob maar kahi...

    • @somenmaji7078
      @somenmaji7078 5 лет назад +138

      @@himanshudeshpande964 oh ho kahi gf tum to nahi ho?.....lol

  • @yuvrajseth1352
    @yuvrajseth1352 3 года назад +309

    Man, I remember when I told my dad about this, he started laughing out loud and told me , beta, forget crores of rupees, even if you can recover the initial investment of 16,500 that you are making, I will myself gift you a BMW. But, I was stupid and adamant. In the end, my dad said, I know this will not work out but if by spending 16,500 rupees, you can get a very important life lesson, that there is no such thing as free lunch in life, here take the money. And I was all in swag that no papa this will work, and I invested or rather wasted the money. And guess what, my dad was right.

    • @AkashKumar-fs5dy
      @AkashKumar-fs5dy 3 года назад +49

      your dad is soo cool ... he wants you to learn from failures..

    • @akash4458
      @akash4458 3 года назад +27

      you are lucky to have such understanding dad👍

    • @cheguevara1296
      @cheguevara1296 3 года назад +10

      1000 my 1 ko miltha bhai yasa dad and ofcourse it was not your fault in investing their marketers are trained to brainwash collage going students in a very professional way and make money out of it

    • @princejangra1231
      @princejangra1231 3 года назад +10

      My dad did something similar
      But I ended up trusting my dad more

    • @SahilKhan-ov7eg
      @SahilKhan-ov7eg 3 года назад +5

      u r lucky bro 👍 mere papa to tana marte h ki tune jhut bol kr pese liye 😔

  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 лет назад +81

    Hello everyone!! One request...Do not abuse any person in general. This is my personal experience and people might agree or disagree. Follow me on Facebook: facebook.com/Rajatstandupcomedy/
    Follow me Instagram: Officialrajatchauhan

    • @rishabhsrivastava2978
      @rishabhsrivastava2978 6 лет назад +1

      Rajat chauhan m.ruclips.net/video/EXDsh2Mb0xM/видео.html

    • @nirvanabhilash117
      @nirvanabhilash117 6 лет назад +7

      mlm is so bad then why warren buffet, donald trump, robert t kiyosaki and even gov of india through direct selling act recommended it. stop saying bad to mlm.

    • @PawanKumar-wv8wt
      @PawanKumar-wv8wt 6 лет назад +3

      MLM is not bad but the way they cheat and never tell people about the reality first, if it is not bad why not people in MLM send link of website to their frn and let frn decide to come to seminar or not

    • @praveenrajpurohit7379
      @praveenrajpurohit7379 6 лет назад +1

      Rajat chauhan right

    • @nirvanabhilash117
      @nirvanabhilash117 6 лет назад +1

      Pawan Kumar MLM is good I am in. But people do cheat I knew about. You are right.

  • @LoFiZoneee123
    @LoFiZoneee123 5 лет назад +829

    10k
    15k
    20k
    And the legendary
    BhosdiK

  • @priyanshjig
    @priyanshjig 5 лет назад +635

    "O Gareeebaaaan"
    Absolutely stunning stand-up comedy 💯

  • @yatintaneja21
    @yatintaneja21 4 года назад +223

    When he talked about the car " board mitane wala"....I thought he meant to say...BMW...:)

  • @komalahuja9364
    @komalahuja9364 6 лет назад +95

    Hello rajat i hav seen ur live show in gwalior and seriously u nailed it.. After a long time u made me laugh like mads.. Thanku and ur are jst awesome 😘😘

  • @saumyatiwari8876
    @saumyatiwari8876 3 года назад +131

    Guys , the term " Andha Paisa " reminds me his video made on POCKET MONEY !! Lol..........😂😂😆😝😂

    • @Lakshya90101
      @Lakshya90101 3 года назад

      Dream car at 21😂😂😂😂

    • @Chaurasia7655
      @Chaurasia7655 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aLE_TLvnNDo/видео.html

  • @rajprince790
    @rajprince790 4 года назад +114

    " Sunn bsd k " this line have a separate fanbase 😅😅

  • @satyamrathor3860
    @satyamrathor3860 2 года назад +23

    3:56 that was humourous I was expecting a big laughter from audience "

  • @starc_4907
    @starc_4907 5 лет назад +1466

    7.2k dislikes from eBiz,Amway, forever & other MLM guys . LoL 😂

  • @peopleplacesandfood5063
    @peopleplacesandfood5063 6 лет назад +240

    No unnecessary political abuse , no religious insults , just real awesomeness of every middle-class guy's experience 😂😂😂😂👌👌👍

  • @daminikukreja7203
    @daminikukreja7203 4 года назад +56

    You nailed it.... 😂😂 i was remembering all such useless dialogues when they wanna make me member 😂 #titar 😂😂😂

  • @dexterfromlabs
    @dexterfromlabs 6 лет назад +607

    I thought Board Mitane Wali was BMW 😅😅😅

  • @animelover2302
    @animelover2302 4 года назад +272

    This happened to me too 2 yrs ago🤣instead of Deepak sir, my own classmates gave the presentation.... they tried but I refused every time..😂 .. what a scam that was🤣 ebizz..

    • @roshanmore820
      @roshanmore820 4 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @xmenfitness1359
      @xmenfitness1359 4 года назад +1

      See n analyse ur situation after 5 years u will not going to do anything bcoz of ur thinking

    • @animelover2302
      @animelover2302 4 года назад +26

      @@xmenfitness1359 ok.. I will see my situation after 5 yrs and analyse it myself at least I will not be regretting investing my parents hard earned money on a scam company like ebiz, many of my classmates still regret it... glad I am not one of them..by the way are you one of those ebizz presentator?

    • @WikiReactions
      @WikiReactions 4 года назад

      Qnet exposed
      ruclips.net/video/35jqgAx_g1w/видео.html

    • @Samvid_2.0
      @Samvid_2.0 4 года назад +5

      @@xmenfitness1359 bas bhai ap crorepati ban jau hum usme khush hai😂😂😂

  • @thecrakpot8058
    @thecrakpot8058 5 лет назад +52

    I just saved my friend from this cancer..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣all thanks to u @Rajat chauhan🙏🙏🙏 this thing just started to spread in goa..... 🤣🤣

  • @SalmanMagicianOfMindKhan
    @SalmanMagicianOfMindKhan 3 года назад +20

    Mujhe 1 network marketing wali bandi 4 din se pareshan kar rahi thi,, use ye video ki link bheja,, BLOCK kar di 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rakeshyadav-wk9go
      @Rakeshyadav-wk9go 3 года назад

      मुझे परेशान की तो सिनेमा लेकर गया फिर वही एक राउंड करके वापस आ गया.. उसको वही छोड़ कर 😄😄😄

    • @chillmaar7295
      @chillmaar7295 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @himanisharma9490
    @himanisharma9490 5 лет назад +259

    OMG! the same situation happened with me, My cousin sister called me in ccd only.

    • @electric_vehicles_usa
      @electric_vehicles_usa 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @Harekrishna16o
      @Harekrishna16o 4 года назад +7

      there r some fraud companies but the plan is awsome bro its not wrong thing u can grow with many people but many fraud company ruined name of marketing

    • @samarhayat473
      @samarhayat473 4 года назад

      @@Harekrishna16o exactly

    • @ChetanSankhala
      @ChetanSankhala 4 года назад

      Ebiz

    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 года назад

      This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

  • @KhanjanYT
    @KhanjanYT 6 лет назад +75

    Do u know ur video saved so many people from being loot 😂 awesome

  • @stef3804
    @stef3804 5 лет назад +56

    I remember two of my friends tried to drag me into this 🤣🤣 one of my friends gave me a special class for this at my college's rooftop !! She lit brought her diary and pen and started to explain this shit.. She even made one of her colleagues to meet me after college!! And another directly took me into their event without any prior info !! My parents said~ " Hume b aise chutiya katne k liye log aaye the...chupchap padhai kar" 🤣😆

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 года назад

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted, no money asked by true direct seller ,,,

    • @weekendgamer85
      @weekendgamer85 2 года назад +3

      Lo tumhare comment pe ek mlm wale aa gaya 🤣

    • @delosmall.
      @delosmall. 2 года назад

      Lol 😂

  • @Lord_Dhruva
    @Lord_Dhruva 4 года назад +33

    2 minute silence for those who have been there and saw (Deepak Sir).

  • @apoorvasaxena6824
    @apoorvasaxena6824 6 лет назад +52

    Awesome!😂Sir your punchlines and their delivery is just perfect to send a tickle down my entire spine!Keep up Rajat Sir👍

  • @shindearyan1999
    @shindearyan1999 5 лет назад +85

    Man point to point same story hue mere saath.
    I was like are ye isko ye story kaise malum..
    Ebiz sucks

  • @bgmiworldnews
    @bgmiworldnews 6 лет назад +538

    Usne swastik banaya hai 😂😂🔥🔥😵
    I'm dead 😂😂

  • @duajasbeer
    @duajasbeer 3 года назад +25

    Rajat chauhan has attended many intro session's at CCD

  • @debjitpaul2240
    @debjitpaul2240 5 лет назад +52

    This is exactly the same story I experienced just yesterday. The bitter truth of these fraud businesses...Hats off

  • @thelonewolf5232
    @thelonewolf5232 5 лет назад +207

    "I am Sumit, 20 years old and I gifted myself an Apache RTR" wala line bolna bhul gaye shayad....😂

  • @omaewamoushindeiru4329
    @omaewamoushindeiru4329 5 лет назад +476

    7k multi level marketing scammers disliked a video about the truth..

  • @neexam5830
    @neexam5830 3 года назад +22

    Best stand up ever in my life ❤️❤️

  • @dhavalpandya978
    @dhavalpandya978 5 лет назад +207

    What is your favourite car???
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    Maruti ( O gariba)

  • @anshuljain885
    @anshuljain885 6 лет назад +52

    1st year ke baccho ka aise hee toh kata jaata hai

  • @tanishqawasthi5664
    @tanishqawasthi5664 6 лет назад +40

    This is the only video that had made me laugh after so much time.....and that ₹10 ki gaddi waala joke was epic....😂
    God bless you...!!

    • @RajjatKumarchauhan
      @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 лет назад +3

      Thanks bro for your kind words. Do share it with your friends.

    • @woooman2434
      @woooman2434 6 лет назад +1

      Rajat chauhan Tu bhi Chain aur referral ki Bhik hi mang rha haina. Tumse na ho payega Bacche.Aur kch content ni mil rha kya jo MLM ki hi burai krne lge,kch apna original bhi dal deta bhai.CopyCat krna koi tujhse sekhe Chommu

  • @neerajvaiday2984
    @neerajvaiday2984 2 года назад +12

    This video is more informative and knowledge enhancing than just comedy 😆

  • @dhruvkaushik8329
    @dhruvkaushik8329 5 лет назад +71

    We all have that one misled friend who's trying to convince you and everyone else to join the motion lol

    • @Harekrishna16o
      @Harekrishna16o 4 года назад

      there r some fraud companies but the plan is awsome bro its not wrong thing u can grow with many people but many fraud company ruined name of marketing

    • @unsuccessfulimbecile8099
      @unsuccessfulimbecile8099 4 года назад +8

      @@Harekrishna16o chup chutiya

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 года назад

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted, no money asked by true direct seller ,,,

    • @dhruvkaushik8329
      @dhruvkaushik8329 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @adisingh9341
      @adisingh9341 3 года назад

      @@rakeshsatapathy5803 konse site se kare ?

  • @PriyankaThakarMehta
    @PriyankaThakarMehta 6 лет назад +375

    Amazing video . One of my friends introduced me to MLM . I went to one seminar Nd kya brainwash karte hai 😂😂 Sab Kuch sahi bataya is video me. Hahahahaha 😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏 Tht Line Teetar teetar 😆😆😆😆 Nd tht pocket money wala line Nd cheques 😂 superb 🤟🏻🤟🏻😆😆

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 6 лет назад +8

      Priyanka Thakar (Singer) wo tmhe uthne ni dnge.... jb tk unki baatein na khatm ho . aaj tk ka ye sbse glt paap hua.. jo main aise seminar me gya.. aisa chutiya to meri x ne bhe ni kaata

    • @faizanmahimtule179
      @faizanmahimtule179 6 лет назад +6

      same here sasta suit pehen k bol rahe the mahine ka 70000 kama raha hu

    • @ravibagdiya5990
      @ravibagdiya5990 6 лет назад +5

      Same..mera ek frnd jo MLM karta tha mujhe le gya seminar me Sunday ko subah subah.itna zor zor se bolte hai aur batate hai ki kya kya khareed liya khud ne..taliya bajao bajao kehte hai fir khud hi....Bakwas and fraud hai ye sab

    • @jddj1112
      @jddj1112 6 лет назад +1

      Priyanka Thakar (Singer) u r very cute

    • @PriyankaThakarMehta
      @PriyankaThakarMehta 6 лет назад +2

      faizan mahimtule meko bole 3 month me 3 lakh kamane hai ? 😂😂 Nd seminars ke timing 3 hours bolke 7 hours seminar chalte hai 🙄

  • @bharatbhushandeep6516
    @bharatbhushandeep6516 6 лет назад +95

    Thanks bhai apne mera 2012 ka time yaad dila diya. Deepak sir mere pass bhi aaye the

  • @its_alpha.pavan03
    @its_alpha.pavan03 2 года назад +10

    This is really happened with me,,,,,,,, network marketing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺

  • @parnikaagrawal4356
    @parnikaagrawal4356 6 лет назад +47

    This is so relatable...still remember Nehru place CCD😂😂

  • @ayushgurjar717
    @ayushgurjar717 5 лет назад +148

    mere paas aaya tha ek ebiz vala , agle din usne ebiz chod diya

  • @rajs5814
    @rajs5814 5 лет назад +35

    Bhai, mere ko jo ebiz wala banda mila tha uska v naam deepak tha
    Isliye I enjoyed double 😂😂

    • @otakuduniya548
      @otakuduniya548 5 лет назад +3

      What a coincidence mera wala ebiz sir ka naam bhi deepak sir tha

    • @Easymed101
      @Easymed101 5 лет назад +1

      Bhai mera v deepak sir tha😂😂😂

  • @sarcastic_girrll
    @sarcastic_girrll 4 года назад +57

    My one of school friend told me about this marketing he told me that he will be millienars after 2 years now he is a "sabji wala bhaya"😁😁

    • @km-os1ij
      @km-os1ij 2 года назад

      mlm se acha sbzi bechna hai usko pta chl gaya hoga😂

  • @ronnyacoustic3907
    @ronnyacoustic3907 6 лет назад +14

    Awesome dude.. Stomach paining literally.. 😁 😂

  • @TheAbdulhuqq
    @TheAbdulhuqq 6 лет назад +35

    I watched this atleast 10 times.. but everytime I laughed so hard...

    • @TheAbdulhuqq
      @TheAbdulhuqq 5 лет назад

      It's been 8 months that I've commented on this video... & After 8 months also I'm watching this...

    • @TheAbdulhuqq
      @TheAbdulhuqq 5 лет назад

      still here..

    • @weekendgamer85
      @weekendgamer85 2 года назад

      Me too 😂 it's damn funny

  • @deepak.awasthi
    @deepak.awasthi 6 лет назад +23

    Nicely explained.... Already being a deepak, the guy I met for the meeting was also named DEEPAK..

    • @ankur9936
      @ankur9936 6 лет назад

      Deepak Awasthi me too

  • @filmifactsman
    @filmifactsman 3 года назад +12

    Vestige wala koi hai unke liye dil se bura laga 😂😂

  • @RahulPandey-cb4bx
    @RahulPandey-cb4bx 5 лет назад +207

    Who forget Amway seminar very much similar

    • @dinesh5730
      @dinesh5730 5 лет назад +1

      Amway khrb h kya...mei bi ja rahi hu...na jau??

    • @yuvrajpingoliya1027
      @yuvrajpingoliya1027 5 лет назад +9

      @@dinesh5730 networking is good..just have a look on vivek bindra video on MLM..he is much more knowledge about business than this guy and us..!!👍

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 5 лет назад +2

      Me n my was approached by a guy about business scheme bt my friend already know about it. So within 5 min the meeting was over. 😂

    • @anshulgarg6146
      @anshulgarg6146 5 лет назад

      @@dinesh5730 kabhi nhi

    • @AnkitGupta-ll6mz
      @AnkitGupta-ll6mz 4 года назад +2

      @@yuvrajpingoliya1027 Motivational speakers ko MLM wale hire krte h apne chutiya kata huwa depressed logo ko motivated rakhne k liye. Aj ye Vivek bindra MLM ka oppose krega to wo apna kamai ka major portion gawa dega ku ki in motivational speakers k clients 90% MLM companies hote h.

  • @RahulKumar-ly1gs
    @RahulKumar-ly1gs 6 лет назад +47

    MLM-Titar ke do aage titar ,titar ke pichhe do titar😂😂😂

  • @YashGulia008
    @YashGulia008 6 лет назад +31

    Rajat Chauhan is amazing. All his videos are awesome. Awesome comic timing and sense of humour.

  • @dineshkumar-tg1jx
    @dineshkumar-tg1jx 4 года назад +81

    One of the most Underrated comedian. 🙌

  • @divy0613
    @divy0613 5 лет назад +34

    I have a Deepak Sir in my college too🤣

  • @utkarsh1929
    @utkarsh1929 5 лет назад +34

    One of the best stand up video I have seen in recent times ... Awesome Rajat Sir

  • @rahulguliani2211
    @rahulguliani2211 6 лет назад +7

    it's a good story man! this was in my RUclips recommendations few days back but i skipped that time thought it would be boring, but i watched it now and it is great!

  • @GTX1650user
    @GTX1650user 3 года назад +12

    5:14 wagner also has POWER WINDOWS.😏‼️

  • @dikshabora9882
    @dikshabora9882 5 лет назад +176

    I also got this type of presentation from my friend and his deepak sir.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 from that day i never recieve his call 🤣🤣

  • @Zalkenn
    @Zalkenn 6 лет назад +251

    Finally a comedy video on a new topic. Loved it!

  • @rushikeshdeshmukh2076
    @rushikeshdeshmukh2076 6 лет назад +796

    mujhe mera ebiz wala kissa yaad agaya.... 😲😲

    • @rahulsingh-px6vo
      @rahulsingh-px6vo 6 лет назад +16

      absolutely correct bro!! EBIZ bahut kata he sabka :)

    • @aksshhatam
      @aksshhatam 6 лет назад +15

      ahhahahahahhahaha..ye hi dhoond rha tha main...same here

    • @vaibhav3732
      @vaibhav3732 6 лет назад +8

      Mera bhi bacha kat te kat te coz m gareebaaaa

    • @RahulSingh-lo8lz
      @RahulSingh-lo8lz 6 лет назад +1

      Mujhe bhi bhai 😍 😂🔥

    • @samarsurat
      @samarsurat 6 лет назад +3

      Mera Bhi ebizz ne kaata

  • @aroraa_jee582
    @aroraa_jee582 4 года назад +31

    I actually experienced this,so I relate every word 😅

  • @azrasagheer3035
    @azrasagheer3035 6 лет назад +339

    Totally relatable 😂😂😂😂 ye ebiz wale aese hi chutiya bnate hai 😛😛

  • @umang.khanna5
    @umang.khanna5 5 лет назад +850

    ye E-biz waala hoga ..? 😑😬😂😂🤣
    Mai 1min. me pehchan gya tha, bcoz mera bhi 1 baar aisi meeting me kata hai... 😑😂
    Tabbse " Say No to E-biz " 🚫❌

    • @harshgupta6991
      @harshgupta6991 5 лет назад +1

      Same condt as of yours

    • @RamanSharma89
      @RamanSharma89 5 лет назад +2

      Not just E-biz but any multi level marketing. :D

    • @mail2vipinkumar
      @mail2vipinkumar 5 лет назад +7

      Arrest kar liya ebiz wale ko

    • @harshraghav6708
      @harshraghav6708 5 лет назад +3

      @@n2blade473 bhai ganja maar ke likh raha hai kya USA aur UK country hain city nhi sala tisri fail angrji ssekh ke phir bhaukna pata nhi kahan kahan se aa jate hai. tere comment pei toh tere ko roast karna chahiye

    • @funnycutest2043
      @funnycutest2043 5 лет назад

      Ha ha me to Dia b tha pause😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammadnouman1886
    @mohammadnouman1886 6 лет назад +142

    Bhai is bande ne...
    Haan is bande ne..
    Baap ka dada ka bhai ka, sab ka badla leliya..... 😂😂
    I am in MLM...

  • @awesomeamartya646
    @awesomeamartya646 4 года назад +62

    That Swastik Moment 😂🔥

  • @trottercouple9644
    @trottercouple9644 6 лет назад +20

    One of best performances of stand up till date. In fact, I have a friend called Deepak who also tried to sell this idea to me and luckily I escaped. Great job Rajat!!!

  • @shivankanmathur7689
    @shivankanmathur7689 6 лет назад +13

    This is really relatable! Once a guy studying Mechanical Engineering from IIT Roorkee approached me and tried to land the same BS (fuckin E-Biz😂) on me. Really! Damn! Loved this video. 😂😂🤘🏾

  • @vaishnavishrivastava6074
    @vaishnavishrivastava6074 6 лет назад +555

    E-biz valo ki keh ke le li 😂😂

    • @vikramarora9311
      @vikramarora9311 6 лет назад +1

      Vaishnavi srivastava aap lagta h e-biz k dhakke chad chuke ho

    • @Ak-pr1wg
      @Ak-pr1wg 6 лет назад

      Vaishnavi srivastava exactly the first thing that hit me

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 6 лет назад +7

      Mere dost ne bhi E-biz k naam se iski tarah kata tha mera, shaam barbaad kar di thee😂

    • @abhimanyubhardwaj9464
      @abhimanyubhardwaj9464 6 лет назад

      Or tune kisko khkr de di

    • @kriteshkumar5150
      @kriteshkumar5150 6 лет назад

      Vaishnavi srivastava 😂😂😂😂 true

  • @harshitdawar1650
    @harshitdawar1650 4 года назад +3

    Superb.
    Kafi time baad bina live stand up ke hasi aayi 🙂😂😂😂🤣🤣👌

  • @manashkumar2334
    @manashkumar2334 5 лет назад +17

    Some people watch this stand up comedy as a motivational video of getting rich 🤣🤑

  • @sanatan_titiksha
    @sanatan_titiksha 4 года назад +15

    One of my friend is in Qnet And His Name Is Deepak, and he talks so much like Rajat Bhaiyya Immitated. Ekdam dytto. 😍

  • @Lovestarlucky143
    @Lovestarlucky143 4 года назад +251

    भाई मैने जिंदगी में सारे कांड कर लिए😜👍
    पर कभी 2 गोलो को जोड़ने वाली कंपनी में नहीं जुड़ा🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Karanbychartist
      @Karanbychartist 4 года назад

      Bhai app Ab ky krrr ho is chutiypa ko chor ke

    • @ashurathi9286
      @ashurathi9286 4 года назад

      @@Karanbychartist ebijeerrrrrrr ki jali....spotted

    • @dropoutengineer9319
      @dropoutengineer9319 4 года назад

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @VishalKumar-fy3wq
      @VishalKumar-fy3wq 3 года назад

      Mene. To. Suru. Kar diya. Jodna. 30. Ko jod diya.

    • @shivaanisameriya
      @shivaanisameriya 3 года назад +3

      Anyone is interested to join vestige company
      Because jruri nhi hum peso se audi hi khridhee
      Hum peso ko apne india k bdee leaders jese abdul kalam sir ki trah acche se utilise krte h
      Dosto live a meaningful life
      Aur mlm me company aur system accha hoto es platform pr pesa kmane me koi dhikkat nhi h
      Yese to pmt ka exam kitne student dete h pr selection har kisi ka nhi hota to hum pmt exam k liye glt baate bolte h ky
      Wese hi mlm aapse mehnat mangti h system aurcompany acchi ho to aapko yhaa kamyabi hasil krne se koi nhi rok skta
      Aur jo ye bol rhe h ki 2 saal ki kuch nhi hota sach btaau sab logo se mehnat nhi hoti jinke paas ye chij ho ki kyu krna h wo insan mehnat krta h
      Esliye humko logo ki naa sun kr khud ko information leni chahiye tbi humko mlm ki shi jankari milti h
      Log negative nhi hote unme knowledge ki kmi hoti h

  • @rushirajsinhrana5029
    @rushirajsinhrana5029 4 года назад +13

    This has happened to every fresher atleast once. Especially ones that come from smaller cities. They call it chain marketing here. A dude in my first sem class took a young and innocent me to the college gate to meet their 'sir'. Seemed kinda sus. Almost immediately ditched them both saying i had math class and ran back

  • @PiyushPathak22may
    @PiyushPathak22may 6 лет назад +12

    Awesome bhai! Rising star of comedy! Video was quite relatable, I've had my share of Deepak Sirs 😝😂

  • @devsri99
    @devsri99 6 лет назад +27

    Science mein chain reaction hota hai. Aur yahan pe chain mein chutia banate hain. Some of my friends are also company to it.🤣 Loved your content man.

  • @amitnaik9492
    @amitnaik9492 5 лет назад +152

    Ebiz scam k news dekhi or ye video dekhne aaya😂

  • @ChandrikaBabbar
    @ChandrikaBabbar 4 года назад +18

    😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but this happened with me as well...and the name of that leader was also Deepak!!
    That was for forever aloe Vera 😂😂😂😂

  • @awaneeshable
    @awaneeshable 6 лет назад +177

    Thank god mai 2011 me Deepak sir ki baato me nahi aya... aaj mere pas at least Maruti to hai...

  • @Roaming_India
    @Roaming_India 5 лет назад +11

    Due to this Ebiz in college time and Qnet in office..I lost 2 temporary close friend 😝😂😂😂😂. CCD meeting with pen and paper

  • @vishavjeetsaini6901
    @vishavjeetsaini6901 6 лет назад +36

    Hahaha I can totally relate.."Aa rhe hain sir aa rahein hain..baut tight schedule h unka.." and when the guy finally comes it feels like he has all the time in world..and after hours n hours of bragging about his unrealistic achievements you will be scratching your head wondering what he really does 😩😩

  • @roshan4428
    @roshan4428 2 года назад +3

    I recently bought a Helicopter and a plot in mars...also gifted 100 Lamborghini to poor people. Now Iam planning to buy RBI and SRK Mannat...All thank to vestige SONU SHARMA

  • @samarjaisingh6253
    @samarjaisingh6253 6 лет назад +101

    ek ladki ne mjhe bulaya tha aise seminar me. mko lga ladki h ,mauka h laundiya set h ! pr jaate jaate usne kha ..50rs ki entry ticket h iski !

    • @chotuadwani8010
      @chotuadwani8010 6 лет назад +1

      Samar jai Singh same mere sath 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 6 лет назад

      CRICKET NEWS bhai bhai

    • @ankitjoshi4549
      @ankitjoshi4549 6 лет назад +4

      Bhai ka vhii Dil tut gya

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 6 лет назад +3

      Ankit Joshi na dil na tuta.. aise bhe time waste krte h .. pr waha ja ke pta chala bhaari time waste hta h

    • @chotuadwani8010
      @chotuadwani8010 6 лет назад +4

      Ni Bhai uske bad us ladki ne chole bature khilaye the 😂😂😂

  • @mohitdudeja26
    @mohitdudeja26 6 лет назад +6

    new and fresh topic. relatable, funny.. enjoyed it

  • @RahulSharma-mg4qx
    @RahulSharma-mg4qx 5 лет назад +54

    *Bhai Mai.. thumbnail dekha kya aaiya*. *Mera sath yaa Sabh ho chuka hai, merak dukh kisko sunvo..* 😂😅

  • @nahaexpressbyisratjahansha240
    @nahaexpressbyisratjahansha240 4 года назад +24

    Ending was just awesome 😂😂😂

  • @priyeshrajput5555
    @priyeshrajput5555 6 лет назад +118

    wagon r wale middle class he to humara bpl card banwa do...

    • @madhavkumar1973
      @madhavkumar1973 6 лет назад

      priyesh rajput VY

    • @saqibsqb8091
      @saqibsqb8091 5 лет назад

      Sahi bat

    • @anchalgarg3239
      @anchalgarg3239 5 лет назад

      BPL card = Below Poverty Line Card. Middle class people do not fall into that category.

    • @her_royal_awkwardness_
      @her_royal_awkwardness_ 5 лет назад

      @@anchalgarg3239 I think Priyesh Rajput knows that BPL stands for Below Poverty Line. What he means to say is, if Rajat considers WagonR for middle class, then he must be below poverty line because for him, WagonR isn't that cheap. I hope this clarifies Priyesh's statement.

    • @anchalgarg3239
      @anchalgarg3239 5 лет назад

      @@her_royal_awkwardness_ oops.. Thanks 😅

  • @gomsivideos3728
    @gomsivideos3728 5 лет назад +60

    this man to ebiz Teri Kehke Loonga ....😂😂😂

  • @aarchichawla2024
    @aarchichawla2024 3 года назад +15

    i watched this in morning in ccd waiting for my friend ....😂😂..laughed too hard ...

  • @paritoshjha28
    @paritoshjha28 3 года назад +4

    Kuch kariye kuch kariye.. 😂 Fav line

  • @jagratikinger8980
    @jagratikinger8980 6 лет назад +136

    This is E-biz..m so damn sure😂😂😂 man u nailed it...👍😉😉

    • @IamShekhar-21
      @IamShekhar-21 6 лет назад +2

      Jagrati kinger what is this ebiz?

    • @bharatamla40
      @bharatamla40 6 лет назад +1

      Hacker Gamesterashu MATLAB Indian Amway

    • @sameershera4306
      @sameershera4306 6 лет назад +1

      Jagrati kinger correct 😂😂

    • @spiffyabhi
      @spiffyabhi 6 лет назад +1

      QNET it is

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 6 лет назад +3

      One stupid friend of mine also wasted a nice afternoon of ours for this shit 😂

  • @kaushlendrapratapsingh8230
    @kaushlendrapratapsingh8230 6 лет назад +428

    Sach bta bhai wo E-Biz ka dalla tha na.....😂😂😂

  • @uvnok
    @uvnok 5 лет назад +74

    mera college ka senior hai jo ebiz ka ajent hai . sabko pareshan karta hai .

  • @Skillcef
    @Skillcef Год назад +1

    superb kickass video taunting the MLM promoters :D