It's funny cause the word lesbian is derived from the name of the Greek island of Lesbos... So if you say "I am a lesbian" you could mean "I am from Lesbos" in which case the answer "I thought you were American" is logical.
Listing my favorites: 0:00 - The Child 0:55 - The Around 1:20 - The Croissant 2:04 - The Water 2:17 - The Cabbage 2:54 - The Helium Balloons 3:00 - The Accent 3:13 - The Sand Guardian 3:43 - The Gun 3:58 - The Cage 4:18 - The Lesbian 4:32 - The Kermit 4:45 - The Kiss 5:13 - The Car
(The vine i know) Girl: IS THAT A WEED? IM CALLING THE POLICE *Puts 911 in the microwave* (What i now see) Boy: IS THAT A POLICE? IM CALLING THE WEED *Puts 420 in the microwave*
I dont get why people why people do it like this like blur out the bad words I actually say it fuck oh yea there are Christians well I dont fucking care
Aria Moore oh hi confusion i hope you're having a good day /night uhh it's just that I have no one to return their karma so if you have a list it will be my pleasure to know who they are and little info will be great. ( please play along) and if your friends are up to some satanic ritual please inform me cause I will have to check which devil to send and don't worry we people have rules and the main one is don't kill anyone (I have been obedient to that rule but I want to break it ahhhh) so yeah...... (I hope I made you laugh)
Ella Mary Lafayette is a French Army general who was sent by king Louis the 16th in America to help the US gaining its independence. It was also to kick some English asses in America since we lost Canada against them just before ^^
3:58 lol, this was on Dutch television! I was watching this weird program about animals when this happened and I was like: Yay Dutch zoo's are the best!
•Zerø Āńìmàtëš• don’t ever say that again what the fuck GOD IS DEAD GOD MUST HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR HUMANS TO BE MADE LIKE THIS... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
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*"A CHILD"*
i still can't get over this.
then you should watch Brandon Rogers's videos, because they're always funny
AJ Lopez they are Lmao
AJ Lopez yes they are
AJ Lopez also learn grammar
AJ Lopez what the heck
i don't want that type of negativity under my comment, you may leave. have a great day.
"I'm lesbian."
"I thought you were American?"
*ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED*
By the way, the song used is called vaporwave
*vaporwave plays*
Lesbian is someone from lesvos
I feel sorry for the native Lesbos island inhabitants.
iiSíèṙrà-Cḩxn ღ I know, it’s just probably what he meant
*”two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.”*
Anthony Padilla created that meme
It’s been like 3 years and I barley seen that?
@@myellisondra6715 wait how did you know?
Cause anthony said it in one of his vids
00h
*marry is that a police!?*
*im calling the weed*
*420 WhAt YoU sMoKiN?*
ICON_ BEYONDHONEY ha the likes are at 169, I don’t wanna like it now because it’s a masterpiece
****! It’s already at 290! Aghhh fine, I’ll like it now
ICON_ BEYONDHONEY I like this comment
I saw this right as that came uo
Tea
*I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROSSIANT*
duck gaming i was looking for this comment !
That's me basically
Vegeta so you voted for Trump, huh? Well, thankfully my dad is not you.
duck gaming *insert guns and ships from hamilton*
Remember that it's pronounced quackson (if you get this I'll love you)
"hey I'm lesbian"
"I thought you were American"
*FacePalm*
It's funny cause the word lesbian is derived from the name of the Greek island of Lesbos...
So if you say "I am a lesbian" you could mean "I am from Lesbos" in which case the answer "I thought you were American" is logical.
Γιάννης Γ. Sappho, right?
yes
anyone know the song that plays at the end of the vine? like heck i cant find it
You may now...
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
HELL YEAH!!
I can’t believe that this made me laugh more than any of the other ones.
Tamaki X Haruhi
The fact that I just finished watching the show on Netflix made me laugh harder than I should have.
ahhhh my highschool otome heart is nostalgic rn
I'm in my mother's car~
Vroom vroom
"Get out my car"
_awww_
I'm in me mums car
*screams in g-minor*
_ladies fighting_
"can i get a waffle?"
_lady getting skull smashed_
"can i ples get a waffle?"
My favourite vine 😂😂
@OnteiElii, exactly. 😂😅🤣
No
...
No waffle
Ok
I like ur profile im proud to be 1 of ur subs
"oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
kara I DONT GET IT.
Shit Stone Facepalm Angel @3:06
kara I know, but i dont get it.
Hahahhahaha
cause he says it in such a polite way it sounds funny
1:00 it’s literally me when I can’t hear someone
That's me in my everyday life
thats kind of the point but ok
SenseiSeth exactly :>
3:00 "Oo, I Like Your Accent. Mm, Where You From?"
*"Im LiBrIaN.*
"Oo, My Bad."
*"i like your accent. where you from?"*
Planet earth
This vine is the only reason I remembered Liberia existed on my world map test
"Around"
"And"
"Around..."
"I like this game"
69 likes lol
When you forget Bo Burnham used vine
I just saw you’re comment when it came
Looks like pewdiepie
that one was my best part
"Can I get a waffle?"
*Women gets slammed on the table
"Can I please get a waffle?"
Rail Around New York that would be something id do
Woah! You saw the video too???
James Price it's a voice over
*can I get a waffle intensifies*
1,000th like
Listing my favorites:
0:00 - The Child
0:55 - The Around
1:20 - The Croissant
2:04 - The Water
2:17 - The Cabbage
2:54 - The Helium Balloons
3:00 - The Accent
3:13 - The Sand Guardian
3:43 - The Gun
3:58 - The Cage
4:18 - The Lesbian
4:32 - The Kermit
4:45 - The Kiss
5:13 - The Car
3:52 The Adam
The the
3:43
Rename that to-
*The Reason*
4:04 oh my-
Mam, what kind of eggs would you like?
Lady: *eggsplain*
This is a horrible pun, have a like
"i can't believe you've done this"
Dan thes*
I laughed so long when I seen that
"Aw, we're floiyen awae!"
*me neither*
Ah fuck, i cant believe you done this.
Amaerica im confusion
Annika Block AMAERIKA EXBLEIN!!!
hello mate we love you too
نحبكم والله يا حمقاء
Augustus Sinclair i'm done
Annika Block *America*
Joseph Hart *Explain*
3:47 “THIS IS WHY MOM DOES NOT ****** LOVE YOU!”
Phoney mystery…/medical/crafts *Fuckin
finally prozd getting the recognition he deserves in a vine comp
"There is only one thing worse than a rapist"
*"A CHILD."*
no-
Ever wonder what’s behind the 3 card??
Awww, f***, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
You forget the *B O O M*
No...
1:20 his scream is so soft😂
King Shadoww lmao
King Shadoww 😂😂😂😭
aaaah!
stop i could have dropped my crossount(idk how you spell it)
Madison Lindsey croissant
2:55 - 2:59
Some guy: Are those Helium balloons?!
Him: oh it’s too late we’re flyin away
Madelyn.and.cookies 66 it’s ah it’s too late , ah we’re flyin away , their irish ahah
He sounds like the guy from IT crowd
I finally found the “two bruhs sitting in the hot tub, 5 feet apart because they’re not gay” xD
I was gonna make a Narumitsu joke but then I saw your name, where do you get them?
GaY lAwYeRs
Oopsies,
I don’t know how to reply to that 😂😂
@@dot6608 Yeah, I understand why.
"I am confusion. Why is this place Kansas, but this one is Arkansas. Eggsplaine America, eggsplaine!"
"I am confusion!"
Alise Heller eggsblaine*
Can someone explain? I legit don't get it
Arkansas is pronounced Ar-kin-saw
U N English is just fucked. That's why.
*Adam!*
yee wassup?
Adam! *ó_ò*
*ME!... I mean... ADAM!!!*
yeah?
was popin jimbo
"what the hell is an agen?!"
"I-i-i think he said raisin?".
I cAnT bReAtHe
4:17 hey im lesbian “i thought you were American”
The boy: lesbians=immigrants?
I ruined the 69 likes :)
I am confushin...
Gisel Sanchez AMARICA EXSPLAIN! *AMARICA ESPLAIN*
*WHY IS THIS ONE KENSES BUT THIS ONE IS ARKENSES*
Gisel Sanchez 2:00 OOOHHHHHHHH!...
because Arkansas doesn't have the sass of Kansas...
eye em confushin*
*T-T-T-T-TARGEEEEEEEET*
Knad
You may know a *legend*
Andrey Leonel *TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT- TARGET*
Jesus ST-T-T-TOP bolding the letters!
pew pew pew pew pew pew peeeew
PION PION PION PIOOOOOOON
(The vine i know)
Girl: IS THAT A WEED? IM CALLING THE POLICE *Puts 911 in the microwave*
(What i now see)
Boy: IS THAT A POLICE? IM CALLING THE WEED *Puts 420 in the microwave*
.....is that SCP-420-J reference?😳
1:46 my all time favourite
(Apart from the-
“I dOn’T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy FoR cHiCkEn NuGgEt”
-one.......)
XD
MakyDaCat the chicken nugget one sucked wdym
Both vines r my fav as well😆😆😂😂😂
Same lol same 2 faves
"Why is this one Kansas, but this one not Arkansas? *AMERICA EXPLAIN*"
Jacob Chap kansas uses an english orthography
while arkansas uses a french orthography
both of them come from the same sioux word though
la .alEksolas. Fuck off nerd
Lethal Penguin fuck off stupid
Random Gaming Clips fuck off with ur 26 subs, take a damn joke
for every X that exists:
if X thinks that penguins can be lethal, then X does not understand how penguins work
4:07 "Can I please get a waffle"?
Daniela Vanilla lol
No but you can get a fearless Kirito.
Daniela Vanilla azerrz
Daniela Vanilla I'm pretty sure he really wants DAT waffle XD
1:06 Me When I'm Watching RUclips In The Morning And My Sister Wakes Up
"Mary! Is that a PoLiCe?! I'm calling the W33D!"
My favorite...
1:58 I laughed a little harder than I probably should've
Shrek Cena same.
...I'm gonna be "that guy" here, but I've seen this vine all over and don't get it. Any help?
plaidkazoo It's the Zoey 101 theme
Zoey 101 theme song plays when microwaves is at 1:01
huh?
You got a good memory to think about all of these vines
I'm in me mum's car
Vroom Vroom
*_Get out me car_*
aww
This is life.
Me: cabbage su, cabbage su, cabbage su!
Everyone: LETTUCE SU, LETTUCE SU, LETTUCE SUUU!
“FR E SH A VOCA DO!” I’m dead.😂
Im dead when she stops I died
0:48 "get to Del Taco they got a new thing called FREESHAV- *HHHH* fReEsHaVaKaDoO *HHHHHHHH*"
Aw fuck I can't belive you've done this
Elizabeth Longoria right when i read this it came up 😂😂
•Sam • wow haha 😂
Call Of Duty World At War 2008 Dennis, wut? 😨
666 likes iluminati confirmed this joke is getting old...
*slaps*
*THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F**KING LOVE YOU!!* 😂 3:43
More like 1:07
Ok then
I dont get why people why people do it like this like blur out the bad words I actually say it fuck oh yea there are Christians well I dont fucking care
I was your 600th like cause I have ocd
dragonnite 552 use punctuation, otherwise whatever you just said makes no sense.
This vine compilation is what slowly brought me out of a depression and laughing again after a breakup in 2017. Thank you.
I love 4:06 so much I just cant explain why😅😂
Is that a police?! Im calling the weed!
“420, watcha smokin’”
Your profile pic looks like 420.
420 whatcha smokin?
“420, whatcha smokin’ “
420 wAtcHa SmOKe'N
*I AM CONFUSION*
Aria Moore hello confusion, I am karma but be free to call me Andy or ruby rose
RABIYA SILMIYA IM KANSAS OR ARKANSAS
Aria Moore oh hi confusion i hope you're having a good day /night uhh it's just that I have no one to return their karma so if you have a list it will be my pleasure to know who they are and little info will be great. ( please play along) and if your friends are up to some satanic ritual please inform me cause I will have to check which devil to send and don't worry we people have rules and the main one is don't kill anyone (I have been obedient to that rule but I want to break it ahhhh) so yeah...... (I hope I made you laugh)
1940: in 2019 we'll have flying cars
2019: yes, but actually no
4:05 me when I’m 5 asking for McDonald’s while my parents argue
“I’m lesbian”
Boy, “.... I thought u were American”
IKR 😂😂😂
What? 😂
fawu 4:18
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY, wtf bruh get a life
I’m actually lesbian lmao
These were so funny I almost dropped my crossiant.
I fucking hate you right now
0:42
i say this vine in my head all the time lmaoooo
4:45 absolutely amazing 👌👌❤️
Hell yea!!!!!
I see ProZD here. I approve.
your icon... god bless 👏
Kobayashi?
Uriah Major Of course you do.
(distant) Freakin’ weeb.
He's the only unfunny thing about this video tho
Mrs kobiyashis dragon maid is life
" stop i could've dropped my crossiont" sounds like something lafayette would say
A2 Kidz Newz or Jefferson.
true
who's lafayette? and btw it's «croissant»
Ella Mary Lafayette is a French Army general who was sent by king Louis the 16th in America to help the US gaining its independence. It was also to kick some English asses in America since we lost Canada against them just before ^^
Lafeyette died in 1834, and the word 'croissant' only originated in the late 1800's.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET **mlg horns blowing**
"What's the opposite of gaydar"
Straightdar 😏
THE SAND GUARDIAN!!! 3:13 ❤️😂😂
I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!
Poseidon quivers before him!
F*CK OFF!!!
the accents make it way better lmao
🤣🤣
I love that
1:20 AHHHHH. STAHP, I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT.
Lol and his pronunciation of croissant is almost perfect
CrystalGems TV C R O I S S A N T
*cwassant*
*ADAM*
CrystalGems TV Those are indeed the words he said
0:58 *my brain when I’m about to sleep*
Can I get a woofle
......
CAN I PLES GET A WOOFLE
*a child*
no
pathetic subscribe to Brandon Rogers for more content like that.
dont tell me what to do
ok
E X T R A T H I C C
The sand guardian is my spirit animal
LondonThePerson FUCK OFF
LondonThePerson yo I looked at this comment and thought i commented earlier then I saw the name
Anakin Skywalker I did the same thing with your comment lmao
"so there's no possible OH MY GOD" THE BEST VINE EVER
Me when someone says they think Vine is boring
2:06
“Shut the hell you mouth!”
"SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH" 😂😂
Can I please get a waffle...
CAN I PLZ GET A WAFFLE!?!??!?!
100th like
1:46 Perfect timeing for looking at the camera! XD XD XD XD
Mercy333 he was filming the whole vine lol
4:05 people fighting in ROBLOX vs bystanders in ROBLOX
*"So I built this case to keep them secure so there is no possib- OH MY GOD."*
Zeun -Kun its like my emotions 👌
Holy shit that roast tho
Zeun -Kun I read that exactly when it happened in the video! 😂
Zeun -Kun it's actually a voice over lol
olivia why did you have to ruin it
3:13 is beautiful
S. J. Im the sandguardian, guardian of the sand. POESIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
*FUCK OFF*
Homestuck?
is everyone in this comment thread a homestuck???
S. J. A
0:05 I'm actually watching this on a Wednesday
ruclips.net/video/Lrr_VVtyUA8/видео.html
0:01 *"A CHILD"* Me when my mom says I will have kids in the future:
Teacher: there is something worst than a rapist...
Learner: a child
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lEARNER
AnimeGirl 101 man fav vine
AnimeGirl 101 Actually, that's from Brendon Rogers. It's neighborhood patrol.
*l e a r n e r*
AnimeGirl 101 *HOLY SHIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 SO FUNNY FUCK WHO DID DIS 😂😂😂😂😂 SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA VINES ARE FUNNY!1! 😂😂😂*
"FR E SH A VOCA DO" always gets me
Meish Morales It sounds like simlish XD
u r dum
Kawaii Demon Potato You are a king among peasants in the youtube community.
The worst one, "Im in ma mums car"
Meish Morales me too
0:31 has to be my fav
1:45 I feel so dumb..
i literally just realized that the guy making the vine is the dude on the camera
Im not kidding i feel so dumb ;-;
Stephanie X3 SAME
Oh..... he is ;-;
i was today years old when i realized that
Wait y'all actually didn't notice first time-?
4:06
CAN I GET A WAFFLE?
Woman 1: Don't pull my hair!
Woman 2: YOU SON OF A-
CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WAFFLE?
I was your 90th like cause I have OCD 😅
They say
Duck:can I get waffle?
Guy:no
Other guy:I’ll be there
yes i know, i just watched the video... thanks for the repeat my dude
2:17
The cabbage and lettuce gods have blessed the group ever since their ritual. They are now blessed with cozy and restful sleeps.
iIRedBoyIi lol
iIRedBoyIi those guys sound like chines minions
MARY IS THAT A POLICE. IM CALLING THE WEED 420 what ya smoking?
4:46
My friend and I: “KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!”
4:50
The video: “KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!”
My friend and I: **dying**
3:58 lol, this was on Dutch television! I was watching this weird program about animals when this happened and I was like: Yay Dutch zoo's are the best!
Cathelijne Tilanus hahah the wereld draait door 😂😂
Cathelijne Tilanus wauw....
fuck off man dit boeit echt niemand
Wiek van Venetië what the fuck did u just say
Tiffany Hines it's Dutch dude
4:33 I’m weak
SAME A VOTE FOR KERMITTT 😂😂😂
4:44 thank you, anime is amazing
1:20 why does he have such a soft, unconvincing scream tho? it's legit like he was reading out "aaa" in a text
3:52 my name is Adam and every time one of my coworkers says my name they say it exactly like this
*_Adam_*
DankFlab • adim XD
fuck you I spent a good minute trying to get that hair off my screen
My name is Adam toooo🙌🏼
Thomas stop lying, thomas
3:07 This one predates Vine by several years.
yeah originally it was but someone uploaded that snippet to vine and that vine subsequently blew up :)
So do 0:00, 3:58 and 4:30
Nick Gregory as well as that Crossant one. It was on tosh.0 before vine even existed.
FMAfanclub c
I cant believe you done this
2:36
This clip ladies and gentlemen, the way he screams noooooo is beautiful
0:43 wow they did a pt 2
2:17
Me eating lunch with friends.
This is why people avoid us....
me
you really just commented twice didnt you...
Weeb detected
Ezzy Peezy lol
Lelouch Vi Britannia , Lack of intelligence detected!
This is the most incredible piece of art I have ever had the honour to witness
I have no Idea why but the "a child" I can't get over it is my favorite meme
My favorite is...
**sneeze**
**deer scatter from the window**
"Nice one, Ron!"
"What, I'm not allowed to sneeze?"
"two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart coz their not gay"
😅😅😅😂😂love that vine it never gets old😅😅😂😂😂
It's just bella White *they're
Bella's bench Comedy they're*
Bella's bench Comedy I saw this everyday with my bbf
Bella's bench Comedy I always say two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet away cuz their not gay
Lol
4:46
"You may now- KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE"
Me: **Low key fangirling while singing. I focking love OHSHC.**
YES! UwU
YES!
•Zerø Āńìmàtëš• don’t ever say that again what the fuck GOD IS DEAD GOD MUST HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR HUMANS TO BE MADE LIKE THIS... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
Bam same
meh
Teacher: Why are you laughing?? We’re doing a test!
My brain: 2:58
I literally just realised that the man in the security camera footage was the same man taping the video
Amber Bulley Damn! Good job I would've never figured it out
Kaylee Kitten why thank you I am happy to know my work is appreciated😋
Dude same!
WHAT?! *Mindblown*
Sarcasm at its finest.
*its serious he could've dropped his croissant*
Q W O I S A N'
Sxga ツ Army
heyyy
hiii
Sxga ツ *CRUSAAWN*
4:04 dangerous built pen to keep me SAFE escapes and just leaves without even bugging him.
Edited
Jusreign and Japanese vines in one compilation? Yes finally
I WAST EXPECTING THAT OURAN HOST CLUB SHIT
SAME
MetalEarth It's THE BEST
MetalEarth SAME FOENSOANS
It's not directly from Ouran Host Club. That's the original song, and the intro for Ouran was sung differently.
MetalEarth SAME