Yeah doos is shit mattress, Blargs is knocking out his sisters teeth, soups is probably a bud light and dip, mcnastys is probably being a table for his friends to fuck on him
I wish you guys a Merry Christmas. You really did made my life bearable and happy. I hope y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed listening from your loud noise and offensive jokes (and creed and poopy). Looking forward for new stuffs coming from you guys next year and more. Merry Christmas Goons ♥️
Bro. I listen to this podcast every single day in the car and at the gym, and hearing the boys contemplating over my dumbass human centipede topic made my entire month. Love you babes
I love the honesty in this podcat And l also love the way they always fighting over stupid question like it is real situation.. it's hillarious and fun to watch/hear.. keep it up guys... love U all..
Agreed. Ever time I listen I imagine this being in cartoon form. Would love to see them make a pilot where they all are first meeting but it’s within some of the dumbass stories they tell.
@@jakekir1712 I like imagining the animations like Blargs dads store story with the hotdogs, or their braindead conversation about turtles and someone just throws out “The turtle just starts spinning and flys away” Just dumbshit like that would make this even better
As a big fan of the renegades and a friend to some of them I’m sure they’d enjoy hearing doo say they have a good sense of humour cause they do! Also Nate Nic and Chad are the most common reacters
This is just what I need rn, you guy’s videos really put a smile on my face when days feels uncertain Thank You , have a Merry Christmas you filthy animals and a happy new year
When I worked at McDonald’s we used to make this thing called swamp water. It’s sprite, Powerade and I think orange Fanta. The soda machine bit made me think of that
Yalls made me happy way too many times i ride a atv to school in alaska everyday and considering we've been hitting -20 every week in my area listening to this podcast while riding to school is great albiet i did laugh alittle too much once and didnt notice a jump and didnt brace for it and damn near impailed myself on my handlebars but other than that this is great
Heres a few questions you could answer that would be interesting i think: Whats in each member's opinion, the funniest/favorite clip/bit you have done in the past 2 years? You can choose bits where none of the goons were in that video but preferably asking for one with the goons. What is an invention/gadget that does not exist but you want it to exist? The invention will not be credited as your creation, it is just something thats available to the government or to the masses if you like. If you HAD TO add one more person to the goons that is NOT in your close friend group (this means people you've recorded with quite a bit like grizzy, yumi, puffer, smitty...) who would that person be?
TOPIC: Do you have a super high end guitar that you would love to buy soon? If you could have a signature guitar, what brand would it be? And would you make it your own design? What would that design look like?
Mcnasty did make a weird sound one time in warzone and soup said it sounded like he was eating his dog out. Goose honk Blarg quickly emerged from that one.
Merrry Christmas Goons, you really made a lot of peoples year by doing this podcast, mine included, I got some news that I have to have surgery soon and I’ve been listening to the podcasts again cause they take my mind off stuff and make me laugh, thank you, merry Christmas and happy New Years to you all
"No beginning and no end" The big bang is the beginning and the big crunch after the heat death is the end The background radiation thing that's existed since the big bang that will eventually disipate shows everything was really close to each other at one point and something about it being impossibly flat supports the idea of big bang and big crunch
Blarg, the number of times I have heard you correct McNasty about anything to do with space and physics is painful; most of the time, you get it wrong despite acting confident about it. Dark matter is just matter that doesn't interact with light. -The only thing we know about it is that it has mass- (Dark matter encompasses any matter that doesn't interact with light) Also, wormholes are already feasible under general relativity. Plus, even if we could make a wormhole, we still wouldn't be able to see or go past the observable universe. Doing so would require going back in time, breaking causality. Love you
Questions for the podcast: 1.What is the animal that you think you could barely be able kill. Like, you kill it but no longer have an arm or leg. 2. What melee weapon would you take into a battle and why? 3. What do you think would be the coolest thing to eat or drink? Like if you could, would you drink lava or eat a moon rock?
Mcnasty, if you havent seen the new spiderman, just watch it, youll understand why its so hyped. the new spiderman honestly became my favorite movie of all time man, i dont like movies to begin with but DUDE that one was next level
Merry Christmas love you guys I've been watching your content from 2019 to now and I just wanna compliment you guys because you guys were always there for me and probably many others during quarantine
For next podcast 1. What did yall get for Christmas 2. What was the most expensive gift you got for someone 3. What is your favorite gift you got this Christmas 4. Doo move out on Christmas for a present to your parents
Hey just letting you guys know whenever I listen to the podcast I’m usually cleaning up the horse shit out of the stalls. And you guys make it a better experience
Just wanna say thank you guys for uploading on each of your channels you guys helped me go through a tough break up this year and your videos helped me keep laughing 💪🏽
13:48 that joke is actually slightly funny because when he needs his last name spelled for something he will say Garfield like the cat he said that in an interview
i would love to be on an episode of the goons podcast i would literally answer any questions you guys have an be the most respectful fan on the podcast
Podcast topic!!!!!! I want to hear you guys come up with as many bad solutions to problems as you can. Like when Soup suggested giving all the mexicans tequila so they’d be drunk enough to ship back.
Hello Goons, I recently just got done binging all of your podcasts (you’re welcome for the add revenue Mc nasty) so I have a question for each of you individually. If you guys were stranded together on an abandoned island and the group had to pick someone to kill and eat for food, who would you each vote for and why? (Keep in mind that you all have to fight this person or get them off guard ). P.S. congratulations on the band success soup.
when I first saw one of your guys videos (love you dooo), I fell in love with your content and started to watch the other 3 of you guys almost immediately. Now, I've been watching you guys for i think 2 years now and I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE until I listened to you guys. you really do be making lots of people happy and no wonder your podcast is so high up, its fucking amazing, and its beyond hilarious. everytime I see a new podcast I really cannot wait to listen to it. you really have changed my life quite some, and I'm so glad I found you guys. have a great Christmas, and yes I'm canadian, so sorry for being so nice there bud. P.S. I live in the country so go country boys! amiright soup? (your music is fucking priceless too)
Always love listening to these guys talk about shit while I’m on the toilet doing the stanky leg chicken fight shit show in the bathroom stall at work.
I am finally caught up with the goons lore… this isn’t a topic, but i feel like it would branch off into topics: If you’re stranded in the desert, no water within hundreds of miles, and you’re starving like fucking crazy… would you eat a random Carolina reaper found in the sand OR perfect pieces of corn out of a turd pile?
This one's for TheDooo. Your shredding skills are known to be bar-none across the RUclips lands, but a well-known contemporary of yours is Cole Rolland. Especially in light of both of y'all appearing on Jared Dines' shred colab this year, have you ever considered having a shred-off with him?
merry christmas mr goons, and speaking of gsupps, considering the poison trend, if you guys get your own flavor see if you can get it to be called cyanide skullfuck, that’d be pretty wacky and i’d buy it.
Question for the podcast: So, listen to me, would you rather, , , have unlimited bacon but no games NOW HEAR ME OUT unlimited bacon, but no games, or games. . UNLIMITED GAMES. But no games?
Fun fact; the modern image of a white Jesus is actually from Leonardo Da Vinci, who drew his male lover as Jesus. So the modern appearance of Jesus is actually a gay Italian man.
I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid probably at least 300lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teachers into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and threw the same teacher into the wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 300lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. Thanks for all the good memories you guys always make my day brighter, and blarg I’m Canadian and live about an hour from you. Edit: just today another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her
Question for podcast:
What is the earliest memory you can remember? Anything from 4 years, 3years, 2? 1?
They've answered this before. I remember because blargs is knocking out his sister's teeth with a truck I think lmao
Yea and soups is oppression
@@xFearGodxhe shoulda got his dentistry degree cuz of that
My earliest memory is falling out of my crib and on my head
Yeah doos is shit mattress, Blargs is knocking out his sisters teeth, soups is probably a bud light and dip, mcnastys is probably being a table for his friends to fuck on him
I wish you guys a Merry Christmas. You really did made my life bearable and happy. I hope y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed listening from your loud noise and offensive jokes (and creed and poopy). Looking forward for new stuffs coming from you guys next year and more. Merry Christmas Goons ♥️
Agreed these guys can make me laugh during the toughest of times cheers boys and Merry Christmas
always goons
not good
@@monkemonkeyapechimpanzeego2702 nawt gourd
Ina profile pic is based
I was sooo scared there wasn’t gonna be an episode this week but you guys came clutch last minutes and we appreciate it
when the intro is as good as this you know it's gonna be a good episode
Bro. I listen to this podcast every single day in the car and at the gym, and hearing the boys contemplating over my dumbass human centipede topic made my entire month. Love you babes
BRUH YES!!! THANK YOU BABE
you gonna get it rough tonight motherfucker!
I hope y’all don’t stop the podcast anytime soon, and I hope y’all make #100 crazy
They most likely will
Na they'll find out that someone already had the name goons a long time ago and they will have to change it again 😂
@@lostnemesis the Goonies
I doubt we will live that long, but I have high hopes
10 hour long podcast
Bet the podcasts is going to be a banger!
Turns out I was right👌
I will never forget the time I was litteraly watching goons on my way to the psych ward
what
Yikes
Mood
Pretty sure anyone watching the goons belongs in a psych ward💀💀
A good way to end the year
Yo God wassup?
I have a question for you. WHY?
God my man, I know you haven’t been paying attention to earth much but there’s still one more week left in December.
@@nonameman7114 I know my son, but what I meant was, it will be their last podcast of the the year, so a good way to end it.
@@bamaman6478 Nm, how's life going for you
i genuinely just get so excited when i forget the podcast is coming then seeing it in the inbox
The fact that nobody said "Die Hard" as their favorite Christmas movie...
Yeah that’s the best Christmas movie
Y'all's intros bring a joy to my life man, Merry Christmas goons I hope y'all have a great holiday season
🎵And All I want for Chirstmas , is Gooons🎵
I love the honesty in this podcat
And l also love the way they always fighting over stupid question like it is real situation.. it's hillarious and fun to watch/hear.. keep it up guys... love U all..
Goons, I love you all. This podcast is genuinely great! Hope all of you have a great holiday season!
Please get them animated, i need some goons shitposting right now my friending
Agreed. Ever time I listen I imagine this being in cartoon form. Would love to see them make a pilot where they all are first meeting but it’s within some of the dumbass stories they tell.
my friending
@@jakekir1712 I like imagining the animations like Blargs dads store story with the hotdogs, or their braindead conversation about turtles and someone just throws out “The turtle just starts spinning and flys away” Just dumbshit like that would make this even better
3:45 "White people fan fiction Jesus" a perfect way to describe that 😂
46:13 I love Soup's quips so much 😂😂😂
Wishing you all the best in 2022!!!
As a big fan of the renegades and a friend to some of them I’m sure they’d enjoy hearing doo say they have a good sense of humour cause they do! Also Nate Nic and Chad are the most common reacters
Yes, I've been trying to bring their attention to it as well, one of the few reaction channels I watch often
Bro, the Renegades are awesome :D
I'm already loving this
I love this podcast. It consistently makes my week. Thanks guys.
Question for the podcast:
If you were a cannibal, and were about to eat a human, whatwould you start eating first?
This is just what I need rn, you guy’s videos really put a smile on my face when days feels uncertain Thank You , have a Merry Christmas you filthy animals and a happy new year
When I worked at McDonald’s we used to make this thing called swamp water. It’s sprite, Powerade and I think orange Fanta. The soda machine bit made me think of that
Yalls made me happy way too many times i ride a atv to school in alaska everyday and considering we've been hitting -20 every week in my area listening to this podcast while riding to school is great albiet i did laugh alittle too much once and didnt notice a jump and didnt brace for it and damn near impailed myself on my handlebars but other than that this is great
Losing your job before Christmas sucks but the goons make it bearable
Heres a few questions you could answer that would be interesting i think:
Whats in each member's opinion, the funniest/favorite clip/bit you have done in the past 2 years?
You can choose bits where none of the goons were in that video but preferably asking for one with the goons.
What is an invention/gadget that does not exist but you want it to exist?
The invention will not be credited as your creation, it is just something thats available to the government or to the masses if you like.
If you HAD TO add one more person to the goons that is NOT in your close friend group (this means people you've recorded with quite a bit like grizzy, yumi, puffer, smitty...) who would that person be?
Dudes your stories have made my year so wholesome
When that one guy in plant vs zombie complain he doesn't have enough sun to plant plants 12:31
I just made sweet love with my wife and possibly just conceived our first child to Slackjaw. Twas a Merry Christmas indeed.
Make sweet love to wife,Watch goons podcast, Make slackjaw baby,life good
Yessssssss Tuesday whoooooo I was literally scrolling through RUclips hoping for something to watch.
TOPIC:
Do you have a super high end guitar that you would love to buy soon?
If you could have a signature guitar, what brand would it be? And would you make it your own design? What would that design look like?
4:10 I nearly busted a lung holy sh!t 😂😂😂
Im literally was bored af an my notification was like here u go thank u goons much love
Mcnasty did make a weird sound one time in warzone and soup said it sounded like he was eating his dog out. Goose honk Blarg quickly emerged from that one.
Mcnasty made a wierd noise and soup said*
@@quappo whoops one sec
@@quappo thanks chief 👍
Can’t wait to listen to the new podcast
Merrry Christmas Goons, you really made a lot of peoples year by doing this podcast, mine included, I got some news that I have to have surgery soon and I’ve been listening to the podcasts again cause they take my mind off stuff and make me laugh, thank you, merry Christmas and happy New Years to you all
Thanks for this whole year. You really saved my mood more than anything. Merry Christmas and I hope to see you do whatever you wish to in 2022!
13:00 yeah........it's almost.....TOOOO good
"No beginning and no end" The big bang is the beginning and the big crunch after the heat death is the end
The background radiation thing that's existed since the big bang that will eventually disipate shows everything was really close to each other at one point and something about it being impossibly flat supports the idea of big bang and big crunch
Blarg, the number of times I have heard you correct McNasty about anything to do with space and physics is painful; most of the time, you get it wrong despite acting confident about it.
Dark matter is just matter that doesn't interact with light. -The only thing we know about it is that it has mass- (Dark matter encompasses any matter that doesn't interact with light)
Also, wormholes are already feasible under general relativity. Plus, even if we could make a wormhole, we still wouldn't be able to see or go past the observable universe. Doing so would require going back in time, breaking causality.
Love you
Reminds me of a certain quote. Something along the lines of: “we become experts on whatever topic is raised.”
Where the goons at? I need some relaxing content to fall asleep to.
Questions for the podcast:
1.What is the animal that you think you could barely be able kill. Like, you kill it but no longer have an arm or leg.
2. What melee weapon would you take into a battle and why?
3. What do you think would be the coolest thing to eat or drink? Like if you could, would you drink lava or eat a moon rock?
My dad has this tradition where he hangs a light up deer from a tree like he's skinning it
first time they've missed a podcast in months
Mcnasty, if you havent seen the new spiderman, just watch it, youll understand why its so hyped. the new spiderman honestly became my favorite movie of all time man, i dont like movies to begin with but DUDE that one was next level
Merry Christmas GØØNS! Love you guys and have a safe and happy New Year aswell
Hope you all have a great Christmas you bunch of glorious bastards. Much love
2:35 Ayyyy, I'd be down to draw that, tho it might not be finished by Xmas, but I'm down XD
Merry Christmas guys, this podcast gives me something to look forward to after school
Merry Christmas love you guys I've been watching your content from 2019 to now and I just wanna compliment you guys because you guys were always there for me and probably many others during quarantine
You know they're the Goons just by looking at the thumbnail
Goons. I love you guys I’ve been a fan since 2019 and I’m forever grateful for your guys. Love y’all merry Christmas guys
For next podcast
1. What did yall get for Christmas
2. What was the most expensive gift you got for someone
3. What is your favorite gift you got this Christmas
4. Doo move out on Christmas for a present to your parents
RUclips gave me a playlist of every podcast episode and its like I listened to kids convos on the short bus
Yayy more braincells gone
Hey just letting you guys know whenever I listen to the podcast I’m usually cleaning up the horse shit out of the stalls. And you guys make it a better experience
Just wanna say thank you guys for uploading on each of your channels you guys helped me go through a tough break up this year and your videos helped me keep laughing 💪🏽
I’m getting spaghetti AND meat for Christmas 😊
13:48 that joke is actually slightly funny because when he needs his last name spelled for something he will say Garfield like the cat he said that in an interview
i would love to be on an episode of the goons podcast i would literally answer any questions you guys have an be the most respectful fan on the podcast
Finally thank you guys!
They roasted me hard. I've never been more happy.
I was doing my workout routine and saw my notification of new goons podcast immediately stop and watchin' rn
Merry Christmas Goons! Thank you for another year of amazing content, I love you guys ❤️
I watch every second of every podcast of the goons…. Anyway love the podcast love all of the content u make n MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND
I look forward to y'all's podcast every episode I haven't missed one major fan
Podcast topic!!!!!! I want to hear you guys come up with as many bad solutions to problems as you can. Like when Soup suggested giving all the mexicans tequila so they’d be drunk enough to ship back.
43:05 that did not age well 😄
Hello Goons, I recently just got done binging all of your podcasts (you’re welcome for the add revenue Mc nasty) so I have a question for each of you individually.
If you guys were stranded together on an abandoned island and the group had to pick someone to kill and eat for food, who would you each vote for and why? (Keep in mind that you all have to fight this person or get them off guard ).
P.S. congratulations on the band success soup.
I would hope they would pick Blarg since he would most likely make it very adamant that he doesn’t want to be there.
when I first saw one of your guys videos (love you dooo), I fell in love with your content and started to watch the other 3 of you guys almost immediately. Now, I've been watching you guys for i think 2 years now and I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE until I listened to you guys. you really do be making lots of people happy and no wonder your podcast is so high up, its fucking amazing, and its beyond hilarious. everytime I see a new podcast I really cannot wait to listen to it. you really have changed my life quite some, and I'm so glad I found you guys. have a great Christmas, and yes I'm canadian, so sorry for being so nice there bud. P.S. I live in the country so go country boys! amiright soup? (your music is fucking priceless too)
Merry Christmas guys hope it's a great one for you
I wanted to see this yesterday !!
I bet McNasty is going to buy himself a yacht with the podcast revenue
If I recall correctly he already bought a road yacht but that lasted long
Always love listening to these guys talk about shit while I’m on the toilet doing the stanky leg chicken fight shit show in the bathroom stall at work.
I am finally caught up with the goons lore… this isn’t a topic, but i feel like it would branch off into topics: If you’re stranded in the desert, no water within hundreds of miles, and you’re starving like fucking crazy… would you eat a random Carolina reaper found in the sand OR perfect pieces of corn out of a turd pile?
This one's for TheDooo. Your shredding skills are known to be bar-none across the RUclips lands, but a well-known contemporary of yours is Cole Rolland. Especially in light of both of y'all appearing on Jared Dines' shred colab this year, have you ever considered having a shred-off with him?
Happy holidays goonz
merry christmas mr goons, and speaking of gsupps, considering the poison trend, if you guys get your own flavor see if you can get it to be called cyanide skullfuck, that’d be pretty wacky and i’d buy it.
Question for the podcast: So, listen to me, would you rather, , , have unlimited bacon but no games NOW HEAR ME OUT unlimited bacon, but no games, or games. . UNLIMITED GAMES. But no games?
Fun fact; the modern image of a white Jesus is actually from Leonardo Da Vinci, who drew his male lover as Jesus. So the modern appearance of Jesus is actually a gay Italian man.
It's 1:45 am and I couldnt be happier
Best Christmas present my friending
Can’t wait to actually listen to it
Lets gooo merry xmas boys!!
Thank you my friendings ❤️
i just binged every single goons podcast and now i'm sad i can't watch a new one anytime i want
Question for podcast:
Worst date you guys have been on?
Awkward dating moments etc?
Ps would love trippy to be a guest on the pod.
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"Nort gord"
All I want for Christmas is a 3 hour podcast
Merry Chrysler Goons and anyone watching stay safe out there
My favorite Christmas movie , which is also my favorite Halloween movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas!
I love these keep them up I listen to them at work
Marry Xmas YOU BIG FAT GOONERS
Thanks goons for giving me something to listen to while playing Fallout 4
The speed at which they came to an agreement for that Human Centipede is concerning
7:17 we were all thinking it. Mcnasty says it.😆
I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid probably at least 300lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teachers into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and threw the same teacher into the wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 300lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. Thanks for all the good memories you guys always make my day brighter, and blarg I’m Canadian and live about an hour from you.
Edit: just today another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her