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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +70543

    Subscribe and i’ll deliver you pizza :)

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +80590

    Beluga:"I'm a girl btw"
    Hecker: "Name your target"
    Typical People

    • @tres4945
      @tres4945 3 года назад +754

      Lonely Sandwich here

    • @legendarylightning676
      @legendarylightning676 3 года назад +1666

      Also Hecker: *hacks webcam*
      Hecker: yes girl indeed

    • @hitwid
      @hitwid 3 года назад +90

      Hmm

    • @eastmantella6228
      @eastmantella6228 3 года назад +136

      This guy is lonely
      And his channel is dead
      So he is probably commenting for likes and subs
      So he can grow back up
      Nice

    • @fabianpro9909
      @fabianpro9909 3 года назад +20

      lmao ikr

  • @maximgolovin1527
    @maximgolovin1527 3 года назад +5961

    "Listen here boy, im not gona help you for free."
    "Im a girl."
    "Order, my *queen* ."

    • @breadflix563
      @breadflix563 3 года назад +19

      Hey , im trying to grow my channel up , ist all about short memes and im just trying to make people laugh :) have a good day ,,

    • @Loaves_and_fishes
      @Loaves_and_fishes 3 года назад +85

      @@hezler4430 Mr Hecker, can you hack Eugene for me? I need to know if he's really an egg. I'm a girl btw.

    • @vindi167
      @vindi167 3 года назад +24

      @@hezler4430 DID YOU EAT HIM??? HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS TASTE, AND HOW DID YOU SCRAMBLE HIM? HE IS AN EGG?? HOW IS AN EGG ALIVE???

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 3 года назад +6

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
      26 April 2011
      The Book of Truth

    • @filipsindric2527
      @filipsindric2527 3 года назад +16

      @@michagabo8819 what is this?

  • @TheUndertaleMan
    @TheUndertaleMan 11 месяцев назад +202

    i love how hecker went from being a tool created to destroy beluga's life to being his best friend
    hecker's character arc is s tier

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 6 месяцев назад +3

      And they're still friends. Maybe he still thinks beluga is a girl.

    • @Jadenh782
      @Jadenh782 4 месяца назад

      @@curiousnerdkittehmewer

    • @JustaLonelyspirit
      @JustaLonelyspirit Месяц назад +1

      ​@@curiousnerdkitteh nope he referred beluga as dude in the video even after beluga told that he is a girl.

  • @MJ-47
    @MJ-47 3 года назад +23988

    "I'm a girl btw" has got to be the most iconic line in his series

    • @Tzill
      @Tzill 3 года назад +459

      becuz its always when the tables turn lmfao

    • @SynthDragon7
      @SynthDragon7 3 года назад +611

      "I will hack your discord." "Im a girl btw" "Understandable. Have a nice day."

    • @ashishsinha3257
      @ashishsinha3257 3 года назад +111

      That is the answer to everything

    • @zeflon7498
      @zeflon7498 3 года назад +59

      Silly boy

    • @blopyy3766
      @blopyy3766 3 года назад +201

      Why no one is talking about how the hecker had access to the webcam and still believed?

  • @Shehasskills
    @Shehasskills 3 года назад +5101

    "But why be me when you can be yourself?" Was the start of a beautiful friendship.

  • @lolgaming
    @lolgaming 3 года назад +12634

    beluga: i am girl btw
    hecker: i will hack your heart

  • @danikim15
    @danikim15 Год назад +728

    It’s hard to believe it’s been 2 years since this video came out damn time flies by

  • @kindasleepyzzzz
    @kindasleepyzzzz 3 года назад +2731

    - “you think this is a joke?”
    - “*blushes*”

  • @memesouls8653
    @memesouls8653 3 года назад +5195

    “I have no money” was the single most relatable quote ever…

    • @jtames9040
      @jtames9040 3 года назад +9

      always remember that financial freedom is important and may remove some problems but happiness and
      the truth in life is in the ORTHODOX christianity religion, it is the original and true form of christianity that Jesus taught us when he came to earth, and you can feel God through the holy mysteries after baptism , confession and holy communion in the orthodox christian church, something that completely changes your life and turns you into a happier person with a meaningful life and also saves you by strengthening your bond with God. Spread the word and positivity and God Bless !

    • @memesouls8653
      @memesouls8653 3 года назад +7

      @@jtames9040 Amen! Money isn’t everything! Love and compassion are!

    • @Jojo81
      @Jojo81 3 года назад +27

      @@jtames9040 bruhhh why r u plugging you're religion ?

    • @rajveerbajaj6206
      @rajveerbajaj6206 3 года назад +8

      @@jtames9040 ah God I hate you stupid people trying to say your religion is the best. You don't have a shred of evidence to support this but you still go on believing in fairy tales. I'm reporting you

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 3 года назад

      Must be a millennial. I feel you.

  • @geckogra1747
    @geckogra1747 3 года назад +1187

    "I'm a girl" is the absolute ace against everyone

    • @laber91088
      @laber91088 3 года назад +8

      well im not a simp

    • @Murasaki_Saya
      @Murasaki_Saya 3 года назад +7

      Good thing I’m no Simp

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад +10

      you forgot to add "on discord"

    • @Orangekid65
      @Orangekid65 3 года назад +1

      Except for Pablo. He's not falling for that one again.

    • @Drivenedits888
      @Drivenedits888 3 года назад +2

      WAITING FOR A KIND HEARTED PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY SUPPORT FROM HIS HEART♥️🥺

  • @rubiarobles455
    @rubiarobles455 Год назад +82

    Alternate Title: How to avoid a hacker and make them your friend.

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 11 месяцев назад +1

      hecker*
      (Sry that its been 8 months)

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 года назад +1456

    “I can find your IP and come to your house”
    homeless people: understandable, have a great day

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 3 года назад +66

      yeah hackers say : "i will find your IP and rob you"
      My house : filled with trash and random hot dogs in the fridge because my roommates are absolute degenerates

    • @AdzXD
      @AdzXD 3 года назад +4

      @@orangecat9559 lmaoooooo

    • @TheBlackRose666
      @TheBlackRose666 3 года назад +2

      As a homeless man I can attest

    • @SergeantSage69
      @SergeantSage69 3 года назад +2

      Homeless man have a pc je can chat at Discord

    • @monke4044
      @monke4044 3 года назад +4

      @@SergeantSage69 Ever heard of internet cafe?

  • @Tony-ee3nm
    @Tony-ee3nm 3 года назад +8562

    Beluga:"But why be me, when you can be yourself"
    Hecker: *reevaluates entire existence*

  • @elialeze00_
    @elialeze00_ 3 года назад +1271

    i love this dynamic in stories where the person trying to kill/hurt someone ends up becoming their friend/protector due to hilarious circumstances

    • @NewlyOned
      @NewlyOned 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😐👉🚪

    • @yoyoameer1118
      @yoyoameer1118 3 года назад +3

      Open you ob boor egy mgy laaa

    • @weshkark8713
      @weshkark8713 3 года назад +6

      now i need recommendations

    • @cocaine0815
      @cocaine0815 3 года назад +1

      @@NewlyOned what

    • @Foxreadingthegoodbook
      @Foxreadingthegoodbook 3 года назад +1

      @@cocaine0815 it's a rude way of saying "get out" to the door🚪 like a no one wants you here thing... (That's what the emoji's mean)

  • @luigidreemurr6034
    @luigidreemurr6034 Год назад +22

    The "I have no money" part really resonated with me.

  • @MixShotsOfficial
    @MixShotsOfficial 3 года назад +7155

    Hecker is so helpful, we need more people like Hecker

  • @therealchickenmadman246
    @therealchickenmadman246 3 года назад +1724

    Beluga: "Im a girl Btw"
    Hecker: "Name your target"
    *SIMP Mode activated*

  • @ZenxoBeast
    @ZenxoBeast 3 года назад +3114

    Beluga:"I'm a girl btw"
    Hecker: "Name your target"

  • @NiceBearPro
    @NiceBearPro Год назад +5698

    Pov: you clicked popular and found this

  • @glorysky1998
    @glorysky1998 3 года назад +1814

    "I'm a girl btw"
    "Name the target."
    Flirting 100

    • @he-who
      @he-who 3 года назад +6

      Was 100 supposed to be 101?

    • @glorysky1998
      @glorysky1998 3 года назад +15

      @@he-who it was a reference to skyrims max lvl is 100 for different skills, 101 would also work

    • @gillespriod5509
      @gillespriod5509 3 года назад

      more like flirting -9999999

    • @benchmark7832
      @benchmark7832 3 года назад +6

      Simping 100

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 3 года назад +4

      Flert

  • @Kyinnoo
    @Kyinnoo 3 года назад +4755

    "but~"
    "why be me"
    "when you can be yourself"
    "❤"
    - Beluga 2021

  • @muhdhaziqhaiqal6805
    @muhdhaziqhaiqal6805 3 года назад +3049

    Someone: *Fails an exam*
    Also someone: "I'm a girl btw"
    *Immediately gets an A+*

    • @megavecto8915
      @megavecto8915 3 года назад +12

      Lol 😂

    • @lailoutherand
      @lailoutherand 3 года назад +64

      Teachers are have no mercy, they give you D-F even when you are a girl

    • @lolzer111
      @lolzer111 3 года назад +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @Z.Dark_Sider.Z
      @Z.Dark_Sider.Z 3 года назад +15

      @@lailoutherand not in iran😂

    • @phantom9840
      @phantom9840 3 года назад +3

      Pablo is the teacher Beluga is the "someone"

  • @CreamTheRizzler
    @CreamTheRizzler Год назад +18

    As a hacker myself, I do this whenever I can to my friends

  • @eclipser10yt70
    @eclipser10yt70 3 года назад +3911

    Hecker: says he can see through the webcam
    Also Hecker: surprised to find she’s a girl

  • @batmihi6950
    @batmihi6950 3 года назад +2566

    "I'm a girl btw"
    "Name the target"
    Kazuma has never seen such bullshit before!

    • @TheAC30
      @TheAC30 3 года назад +43

      Kakashi doesn’t even need his sharingan for that

    • @sanchu6335
      @sanchu6335 3 года назад +52

      Equal rights mean equal fights

    • @ora3666
      @ora3666 3 года назад +10

      @@flopsik tf

    • @UnitedEditz2008
      @UnitedEditz2008 3 года назад +6

      @@flopsik hello br-

    • @farhanputro9198
      @farhanputro9198 3 года назад +3

      @@flopsik he-

  • @mizzy4488
    @mizzy4488 3 года назад +1745

    "I'm not gonna help you for free"
    Beluga: I'm a girl btw
    Hecker: *What do you need M'Lady?*

    • @justaguile5490
      @justaguile5490 3 года назад +8

      hello m’lady i’m just a friendly neighborhood guile

    • @rejimathew7900
      @rejimathew7900 3 года назад +1

      You forgot at the end

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 3 года назад +5

      @Michigun deserved it still But... Why?

    • @mowwww03
      @mowwww03 3 года назад +1

      @@justaguile5490 🤣

    • @Its-time-to-stop
      @Its-time-to-stop 3 года назад +2

      @Michigun deserved it still If that's true.. Say hi to him for me when you die will ya?

  • @mrvibxzz7248
    @mrvibxzz7248 Год назад +5

    Man this is my favorite video. And fun fact: this was the first video I watched from beluga.

  • @ifacetimeopps_1247
    @ifacetimeopps_1247 3 года назад +599

    "But why be me"
    "When you can be yourself"
    "♡"

  • @FelixSR
    @FelixSR 3 года назад +16016

    Look out avengers, there's a new mastermind on the loose... (Mr. Hecker actually sounds like a supervillain name haha)

    • @Eskiii
      @Eskiii 3 года назад +75

      Hello checkmark✅ edit: damm exactly 100k congrats

    • @ΜΝΜ
      @ΜΝΜ 3 года назад +63

      I'm a girl btw

    • @vince2906
      @vince2906 3 года назад +46

      Beluga is unfunny. Facebook minion memes are funny though.

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +1

      Hekkurmen

    • @raydodgers
      @raydodgers 3 года назад +1

      Hi bum

  • @MemeWasNotTaken
    @MemeWasNotTaken 3 года назад +2047

    Hecker: "I saw the password on a notepad"
    Beluga: "Thanks I forgot"

  • @Lucys_Dreamcenter
    @Lucys_Dreamcenter Год назад +9

    I just love how beluga is so chill 😂

  • @Ashley0_Zero
    @Ashley0_Zero 3 года назад +758

    Hecker :"You think this is funny?"
    Beluga : " *blushes* "

  • @potato4713
    @potato4713 3 года назад +1137

    “You can’t get my whole life savings for free”
    “I’m a girl”
    “Sorry, sorry it’s free”

    • @cozmecs5051
      @cozmecs5051 3 года назад +4

      @i like Beast imagine s4s smh

    • @vibin7817
      @vibin7817 3 года назад +4

      @i like Beast stfu

    • @Gues21ng_tpwnn
      @Gues21ng_tpwnn 3 года назад +4

      @i like Beast shut up bot

    • @saifsendi472
      @saifsendi472 3 года назад +1

      Technically you are paying her to get your life savings

    • @peterahdy7354
      @peterahdy7354 3 года назад +1

      @@saifsendi472 wait! That doesn't sound right!

  • @tyhlehr
    @tyhlehr 3 года назад +1215

    “You think this is a joke?”
    _blushes_

  • @SpiderH1022
    @SpiderH1022 3 месяца назад +3

    Can't believe it's been 4 years since 2021. I remember skipping my Google meet to watch this cat. 😅

  • @johnsimpsen5
    @johnsimpsen5 3 года назад +2017

    “I’m a girl btw” is the most powerful line in the universe

    • @MrPickle0009
      @MrPickle0009 3 года назад +33

      @Pablo Omg its Pablo no way so epic nesseses

    • @tornadohd10
      @tornadohd10 3 года назад +13

      @Pablo ayo pablo you have been surpassed by a hecker

    • @vince2906
      @vince2906 3 года назад +7

      Beluga is unfunny. Facebook minion memes are funny though.

    • @siluda9255
      @siluda9255 3 года назад +3

      then mr.hecker is gey

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 3 года назад +23

      "What no we aren't giving you the nuclear launch codes"
      "I'm a girl btw"
      "Ok here's the file"

  • @ligth3977
    @ligth3977 3 года назад +8253

    Hecker: literally knows everything about beluga and even his face.
    Beluga: I'm a girl UwU
    Hecker: At your service

  • @ittzshadowz51
    @ittzshadowz51 3 года назад +2348

    *Hecker* : My services aren't free.
    *Beluga* : I'm a girl btw
    *Hecker* : Exceptions can be made

    • @FrumpDump
      @FrumpDump 3 года назад +19

      Charges him a million dollars the next video

    • @g.s.t.manoranjan6090
      @g.s.t.manoranjan6090 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @bangladeshiarmyforever
      @bangladeshiarmyforever 3 года назад +9

      That part got me 😂

    • @lactosetolerant2210
      @lactosetolerant2210 3 года назад +4

      Repent Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Revelation 22:7 Jehovah Is The True Name Of God Psalms 83:18

    • @liambrady6705
      @liambrady6705 3 года назад +6

      @@lactosetolerant2210 This is not the best way to deliver this bro

  • @westfieldplayz
    @westfieldplayz 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:42 “im a girl btw”
    greatest sentence ever written in history

  • @Hanzel1583
    @Hanzel1583 3 года назад +2911

    Hecker : *literally hacked his webcam and saw his face*
    Beluga : “ i’m a girl btw”

    • @cat-no7bm
      @cat-no7bm 3 года назад +97

      He a cat

    • @rejimathew7900
      @rejimathew7900 3 года назад +162

      Yes he is a cat and he thought he was a male but after he told he was a female the feminine charm got to him

    • @hongjoongide
      @hongjoongide 3 года назад +36

      His webcam was covered by his note

    • @ethanschneider3676
      @ethanschneider3676 3 года назад +4

      100th like :D

    • @Nikku4211
      @Nikku4211 3 года назад +24

      What if Beluga was a femboy?

  • @Travanatoar
    @Travanatoar 3 года назад +1153

    As a wise cat once said,
    "Why be me when you can be yourself?"
    - Beluga 2021

  • @Spring-t4b
    @Spring-t4b 3 года назад +2148

    “Why be me when u can be yourself?”
    Beluga is also great at giving advice😌

    • @snorklecrump4284
      @snorklecrump4284 3 года назад +9

      I simple thing can mend a broken heart… ❤️‍🩹

    • @Pakomtcha73
      @Pakomtcha73 3 года назад

      ikr

    • @zzqqoo123
      @zzqqoo123 2 года назад

      the likes ;-; it's 66... Guess what I'm talk about

    • @Spring-t4b
      @Spring-t4b 2 года назад

      @@zzqqoo123 well now it’s 692 so calm down I don’t worship the devil or something 😇

    • @luceferongamer4457
      @luceferongamer4457 2 года назад

      Why did he hacked Lester for free ? If his services werent

  • @Octoball99
    @Octoball99 Год назад +2

    This iconic Beluga’s series is slowing getting nostalgic guys

  • @lilm9745
    @lilm9745 3 года назад +678

    *losing in a convo*
    Beluga: draws the "I'm a girl" card

    • @chaiman8554
      @chaiman8554 3 года назад +7

      I am a alligator with pink slippers and 19 horns card?

    • @arani3395
      @arani3395 3 года назад +7

      @@chaiman8554 i am an alien parasite which resides in people's brains and is trying to destroy the world card?

    • @MyMindLikestoWander
      @MyMindLikestoWander 3 года назад +4

      Btw are you girl

    • @zoro_becauseyes1967
      @zoro_becauseyes1967 3 года назад +4

      @@MyMindLikestoWander yep i think she is and also i am a girl too :D

    • @chaiman8554
      @chaiman8554 3 года назад +5

      @Hi :3 no one asked lol (HJ)

  • @MLGLOL80
    @MLGLOL80 3 года назад +12631

    one word: Masterpiece!

  • @knee-key9014
    @knee-key9014 3 года назад +2010

    hecker is the child every mother needs bcs he can help them if they forgot their facebook passwords

    • @vidrumasimha4044
      @vidrumasimha4044 3 года назад +12

      @@hecker5775 LOL hecker is here

    • @187Zaidan
      @187Zaidan 3 года назад +10

      @@hecker5775 hello Mr.hecker who ever bullies someone in the internet can u bully them using ur power?

    • @Classy3.0586
      @Classy3.0586 3 года назад +5

      @@hecker5775 Hack your Password Hack your Facebook 👿

    • @Elise0641
      @Elise0641 3 года назад +2

      @@hecker5775 dear mr hecker can you pls hack my sis

    • @Elise0641
      @Elise0641 3 года назад +2

      @@Classy3.0586 :O Sus imposter

  • @veronese-subs1620
    @veronese-subs1620 Год назад

    1:05 I'm completely addicted to this scene. Hecker reevaluating his whole life is one of the best things on the internet.

  • @imbluepower2708
    @imbluepower2708 3 года назад +1990

    "its just the pizza guy"
    "did you order pizza?"
    "well no"

    • @saibai7342
      @saibai7342 3 года назад +17

      Lmao, got me at that part

    • @andpad8380
      @andpad8380 3 года назад +13

      *bpizza

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 года назад +11

      Taiwan is a country 🇹🇼

    • @ora3666
      @ora3666 3 года назад +3

      @@flopsik yo

    • @mekb-the
      @mekb-the 3 года назад +2

      yes they already know it's pizza guy because yes

  • @adhyajoshua1709
    @adhyajoshua1709 3 года назад +721

    Beluga: has a notepad with his password written on it
    Also Beluga: forgets his password

    • @nefes4994
      @nefes4994 3 года назад +11

      im dying

    • @OmSingh3D
      @OmSingh3D 3 года назад +1

      And that stupid hecker couldn't understand he was falling into his own traps lol.

    • @cop9743
      @cop9743 3 года назад +1

      My friend forgot her Roblox account passowrd when we were in like 5th grade so she told my other friend to hack her account so she can access it again, it was like 2015 or 16 so Roblox security ain't that strong yet, she got her account back thanks to my friend

    • @Kamori5596
      @Kamori5596 3 года назад

      @@AMERIKANARESMART yeah lol

  • @ronitapaul4482
    @ronitapaul4482 3 года назад +3468

    Password: *written on a notepad*
    Beluga: Still doesn't remember it.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 2 месяца назад +7

    1:30 He has no enemies **CUE ARUANIA DANCE**

  • @realankitpareek
    @realankitpareek 3 года назад +1378

    Hacker: “I hacked your computer”
    Me who does not even have a computer: “oh my gosh”

    • @mariandan3956
      @mariandan3956 3 года назад +11

      I liked ur comment just bcs i was the 69'th person to like it lel

    • @anotheraccount3210
      @anotheraccount3210 3 года назад +11

      if you Said "Me who has a broken computer" it whould be better

    • @adj2006
      @adj2006 3 года назад

      Hmmm

    • @gangstaflower2262
      @gangstaflower2262 3 года назад +4

      You have a Computer, Trust me.
      Your phone or calculator is a Computer

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 года назад +6

      @@gangstaflower2262 nu they will see me using my calculator for 1+1 NOOOOOOOOO

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman 3 года назад +1276

    Hacker: "I know your address."
    Me: "I've known it since I was 4. Your point?"

    • @Alexazhi
      @Alexazhi 3 года назад +7

      Me I don't know .ind

    • @artificlallcla
      @artificlallcla 3 года назад +30

      “dont ever use the word “smart” with me”

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 3 года назад +9

      @@artificlallcla smart smart smart smart

    • @dwean2497
      @dwean2497 3 года назад +12

      @@artificlallcla smart, smart, smarty, smarty, smarting, smart

    • @artificlallcla
      @artificlallcla 3 года назад +3

      shoot not my day

  • @Alexa-ic3it
    @Alexa-ic3it 3 года назад +261

    “i can find your IP ,track it and come to your house”
    “Yes please i need friends”
    LMFAO 🤣

    • @lactosetolerant2210
      @lactosetolerant2210 3 года назад +4

      Repent Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Revelation 22:7 Jehovah Is The True Name Of God Psalms 83:18

    • @irshads6816
      @irshads6816 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @RyansHereXD
    @RyansHereXD 8 месяцев назад +7

    Litteraly my whole 2020/2021 childhood

    • @tamoghnomandal
      @tamoghnomandal 8 месяцев назад +1

      same here man back then beluga used to hit different

    • @alexCeuVe
      @alexCeuVe 5 месяцев назад

      wdym 2020/2021 childhood?? were you born in 2016 or what lol

  • @layk
    @layk 3 года назад +337

    *"If you gaze long into Lester, Lester gazes also into you"*
    - *Friedrick W. Nietzsche*

    • @jeneconepalortografe4984
      @jeneconepalortografe4984 3 года назад +1

      So Lester is an abyss?

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 3 года назад +5

      @@jeneconepalortografe4984 He´s a fucking black hole

    • @leou7523
      @leou7523 3 года назад +1

      Nah it was from sun Tzu or tsu I dunno

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 3 года назад

      @@apyr1439 Blackhole implies that Lester is condensed, to which he is not. He is an abyss. Vast, devoid of emotion, and all-powerful.

    • @unchartedrocks1
      @unchartedrocks1 3 года назад +4

      Didn't know that quote from Nietzsche. Do u know this one?
      "If Lester wants u to go down on him. U go down on him."
      - Marquis de Sade.
      Or this one?
      "When the male gender hears 'im a girl' the human male mind becomes stimulated. The origins of this stimulation begins with ones mother."
      - Sigmund Freud.

  • @nekokami3132
    @nekokami3132 3 года назад +641

    This man single handedly taught us how to deal with hackers....

    • @Squidward_508
      @Squidward_508 3 года назад +1

      For real

    • @delinadionne1214
      @delinadionne1214 3 года назад +1

      Now you speaking facts

    • @snap_dragon7147
      @snap_dragon7147 3 года назад +8

      I mean, "I'm a girl btw" can get you alot of things in life apparently

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 3 года назад

      Faxxx

    • @crazybox9424
      @crazybox9424 3 года назад

      i think he used both of his hands though

  • @captainskittle4286
    @captainskittle4286 3 года назад +282

    He forgot his password that he had written on a notepad… relatable lol.

    • @180fJC
      @180fJC 3 года назад

      I was thinking that as well and it's within sight of the webcam...
      Edit: Which would mean it is somewhere that is within plain sight lol.

  • @veranair788
    @veranair788 Год назад +4

    *Universe Ended But Beluga Is Still Smiling*

  • @most6771
    @most6771 3 года назад +593

    This is basically the Beluga Cinematic Universe now.

    • @kingdoge8916
      @kingdoge8916 3 года назад +5

      BCU

    • @rsim9143
      @rsim9143 3 года назад +2

      I want this to be strung up into an entire movie - id watch it as soon as it came out

    • @soluarisgoat
      @soluarisgoat 3 года назад +1

      It really is

    • @nerveus6101
      @nerveus6101 3 года назад

      Lmao smh

    • @Buckheimer
      @Buckheimer 3 года назад +1

      Beluga Discord RUclipsverse

  • @pandersperson4953
    @pandersperson4953 3 года назад +1149

    “Im a girl btw” is such a legendary line

    • @Joshg-23
      @Joshg-23 3 года назад +6

      You know when people said that in among us like who cares, “I’m a boy btw 🤫😁😳😳😳😳😳.”

    • @Name-sb6vd
      @Name-sb6vd 3 года назад +1

      Then what if he asked for a proof?

    • @Madboiwastaken
      @Madboiwastaken 3 года назад +1

      are you a female tho?

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 3 года назад +2

      It's so annoying in among us. Someone says "I'm a girl btw" like who cares, I am too. You're not getting treated any different.

    • @Madboiwastaken
      @Madboiwastaken 3 года назад

      @@flopsik yes

  • @0-0__
    @0-0__ 3 года назад +1037

    “Why be me, when you could be yourself?”
    -Beluga 2021.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 2 месяца назад +1

    1:31 The fact you called them mr hecker is way too cute

  • @S0M30N3_7-o
    @S0M30N3_7-o 3 года назад +2903

    Hecker: “do you think this is a joke?”
    Beluga: *I don’t care I’m still gonna*
    Beluga: not even a second later *im a girl btw :3*

  • @ryancurry4857
    @ryancurry4857 3 года назад +744

    i cant wait till the enemy ends up being a girl, so his "im a girl" trick doesnt work, thatll be fun to watch

  • @shivanshgarewal2833
    @shivanshgarewal2833 2 года назад +3122

    Lol, Hecker's character development went from being worst enemy to the most trusted and caring friend 😂

    • @msi_i_chad3061
      @msi_i_chad3061 2 года назад +36

      and went from a "hacker" to just some dude who makes these extra unfunny

    • @ClassicAsteroid
      @ClassicAsteroid 2 года назад +7

      0.5€ = 0.10 Cents
      1$ = Cent
      5$ = Dime
      10$ = Nickel
      25$ = Quarter
      50$ = Half Dollar
      100$ = Dollar
      500% 🅱️hy 🅱️re 🅱️ou 🅱️eading 🅱️his

    • @universenerdd
      @universenerdd 2 года назад +25

      @@msi_i_chad3061 I think they are supposed to be entertaining, not funny

    • @universenerdd
      @universenerdd 2 года назад +6

      @@ClassicAsteroid what the fuck

    • @mx_76_
      @mx_76_ 2 года назад +8

      I'm a girl btw

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 2 месяца назад +3

    1:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the pawn was legendary

  • @breadsamer4737
    @breadsamer4737 3 года назад +1889

    hecker: that isn’t free
    him: im a girl btw
    hecker: ok name target now

  • @samuelvieira9748
    @samuelvieira9748 3 года назад +1151

    This is all leading to a gran finale where beluga will find his long-lost friend, Skittle.

    • @shamimaparveen6690
      @shamimaparveen6690 3 года назад +11

      Shush dont spoil the series😜

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 3 года назад +3

      I hope so.

    • @HugoYogurt
      @HugoYogurt 3 года назад

      Shush no spoilers

    • @Tairumz
      @Tairumz 3 года назад +1

      I got a thylo in Ark and i named him skittles to honour skittle. Lets hope skittle gets found

    • @chip20yearsago2
      @chip20yearsago2 3 года назад +2

      One more spoiler and you will be banned from this universe.

  • @evieofficial4537
    @evieofficial4537 3 года назад +1366

    "I am girl btw"
    "Name the target"
    Iconic line's 😉

  • @WarnerComedia2
    @WarnerComedia2 Год назад +3

    That's how Beluga and Hecker became best friends!

  • @URBNS84
    @URBNS84 3 года назад +1292

    Beluga gained so much power with three words “I’m a girl”

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 3 года назад +576

    Plot Twist: That Hecker was actually Pablo.

  • @jhoanvanegas6335
    @jhoanvanegas6335 3 года назад +549

    "everyone is SIMP until proven innocent"
    -a wise man,

    • @breadflix563
      @breadflix563 3 года назад +2

      Hey , im trying to grow my channel up , ist all about short memes and im just trying to make people laugh :) have a good day ,

    • @blackwatch2516
      @blackwatch2516 3 года назад +8

      @@breadflix563 would heavily advise against advertising your channel in comment sections. It could be bannable

    • @alochuz1962
      @alochuz1962 3 года назад

      Welp, I guess it can't get more SIMPler than that :)

    • @insanity9724
      @insanity9724 3 года назад

      @@breadflix563 VODKA?!

  • @Quantiflyer
    @Quantiflyer 4 месяца назад +3

    beluga in his prime was amazing, during peak lockdown asw

  • @nemesiiss5394
    @nemesiiss5394 3 года назад +583

    "Why be me when you can be yourself"
    Most effective way to stop a hacker

  • @kitttytube
    @kitttytube 3 года назад +1333

    “Fear me!”
    “Ok”
    “Well..are you scared?”
    “No”
    “Not really”

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 3 года назад +24

      no way i saw the same vid !1!1!

    • @mewgontwo8958
      @mewgontwo8958 3 года назад +2

      I'll knock your feathers off soooo hard *THEY ARE LOST FOREVER*

    • @qwerty7145z
      @qwerty7145z 3 года назад +1

      *Never more, powerful words, have been, spoken.*

    • @fireinwater9528
      @fireinwater9528 3 года назад +1

      @Pidgey No way, you to?!

    • @breathofthewildlynel
      @breathofthewildlynel 3 года назад +1

      The fact that you are called kitty tube and your profile pic is a dog is iornic

  • @eccentricel6089
    @eccentricel6089 3 года назад +494

    “It’s the pizza guy”
    “Did you order pizza”
    “No…”
    🤦‍♀️

    • @havana8079
      @havana8079 3 года назад +1

      That crack me up xdd

    • @UnknownCartoonEditor
      @UnknownCartoonEditor 3 года назад

      The fact he still fell for it too..

    • @lextertalang
      @lextertalang 3 года назад

      He didn't pay the other day so he will pay in another way👀

    • @kol0317
      @kol0317 3 года назад +1

      Maybe he ordered the pizza a week ago but they've been late for a bit of time ( 1w)

    • @mikebather6688
      @mikebather6688 3 года назад

      @@kol0317 That wouldn’t make sense who would wait a week

  • @JustARandomGirl.lol.
    @JustARandomGirl.lol. Год назад +1

    “But why be me, when you can be yourself?.”
    -Beluga 2021

  • @thisisblue
    @thisisblue 3 года назад +2439

    "i saw through your camera"
    Gets tricked by "I'm a girl btw"
    Makes sense

    • @minikuikowaidesu7642
      @minikuikowaidesu7642 3 года назад +15

      I should have gone through the comments before commenting cause that's what I was thinking 😂

    • @GalacticGaming0
      @GalacticGaming0 3 года назад +6

      Makes sense 😂

    • @LuckyBacon
      @LuckyBacon 3 года назад +29

      I mean like some people say, sometimes true desperation makes you forget things you just did.
      Wait... who even said that?...

    • @thisisblue
      @thisisblue 3 года назад +3

      @@LuckyBacon 1:41 "I'm a girl btw"

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture1691
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture1691 3 года назад +2

      I don't know. Maybe he wasn't sitting at the computer at the time.

  • @1sailent
    @1sailent 3 года назад +1108

    Hecker: literally hacking an admin on a big server and his whole pc
    Subtitles: *op op op op op op op op*

  • @NeoTrixNails
    @NeoTrixNails 3 года назад +5249

    Hecker was secretly in love with Beluga 💗

    • @zoyab5415
      @zoyab5415 3 года назад +32

      @@hecker5775 luv ya 😗💓

    • @erikamairenatorres2637
      @erikamairenatorres2637 3 года назад +20

      Weirdo

    • @0XTFSX0
      @0XTFSX0 3 года назад +16

      I dont think its secretly

    • @dug4095
      @dug4095 3 года назад +14

      @@doughy13yrold most likely botted subs

    • @AZ-ov4uc
      @AZ-ov4uc 3 года назад +7

      @@dug4095 in my opinion
      You cant heck your subs
      But you can hire person to gain your subs(ads and other)

  • @Magnus8618
    @Magnus8618 7 дней назад

    Fear someone, who has nothing to lose.
    But be terrified of someone, who has everything to win.
    Beluga:”nah”

  • @joshellis7460
    @joshellis7460 3 года назад +1102

    This is better than most Netflix’s series intense plot twist everywhere 😂😂🐱

    • @kiyovonnes
      @kiyovonnes 3 года назад +3

      Yeaa

    • @friend4596
      @friend4596 3 года назад +5

      Generic overused comment plus netflix is pretty garbage so not hard and also these discord videos are getting repetitive now imo

    • @joshellis7460
      @joshellis7460 3 года назад

      @@friend4596 yup but idc tbh

    • @sweetcait
      @sweetcait 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @wandoblx
      @wandoblx 3 года назад

      Yea

  • @ethan1036
    @ethan1036 3 года назад +422

    Hecker: you think this is a joke?
    Beluga: _blushes_

  • @WarmRepeat
    @WarmRepeat 3 года назад +1035

    "I'm a girl btw"
    No shit, guy just told you he can see through your webcam.

    • @rkpyi8616
      @rkpyi8616 3 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @cora2797
      @cora2797 3 года назад +39

      I was wondering the same..
      But it was a skit so I didn't want to ruin it lol

    • @jinanis9cmtallerthanme547
      @jinanis9cmtallerthanme547 3 года назад +6

      @@cora2797 so it is scripted? thought it was real lmao

    • @cora2797
      @cora2797 3 года назад +7

      @@jinanis9cmtallerthanme547 idek what to comment lol
      But this is to inform you that you're soo funny and I had a good laugh ✨

    • @jinanis9cmtallerthanme547
      @jinanis9cmtallerthanme547 3 года назад +1

      @@cora2797 lmao what😭😂 im not familiar with discord and it’s community so yeah-

  • @thesupremecheeselord
    @thesupremecheeselord Год назад +2

    the simplicity of these older videos has a definite charm

  • @AFennecFoxy
    @AFennecFoxy 3 года назад +584

    "Im a girl btw"
    Hecker: *Even tho I hacked your camera* I believe you

    • @isaacaplin9338
      @isaacaplin9338 3 года назад +48

      hecked*

    • @Hoaxe72
      @Hoaxe72 3 года назад +5

      Aimed at the keyboard perhaps?

    • @Ds-yy5or
      @Ds-yy5or 3 года назад +8

      Makes sense

    • @PotatoMan943
      @PotatoMan943 3 года назад +10

      what if Beluga is actually a girl

    • @bosunbill9059
      @bosunbill9059 3 года назад +7

      Am I the only weirdo who always use scotchtape and a piece of paper to cover my webcam?

  • @nanno1820
    @nanno1820 3 года назад +1150

    “Hecker” lol
    Hecker: you think this is a Joke......
    Him: **blushes**

    • @azuralights
      @azuralights 3 года назад +16

      Her**

    • @kulsumkhatoon1783
      @kulsumkhatoon1783 3 года назад +3

      It's hacker not hecker

    • @MTR.360
      @MTR.360 3 года назад

      *hahahha*

    • @scooby4832
      @scooby4832 3 года назад +4

      @@kulsumkhatoon1783 you must be fun at parties

    • @kunal1957
      @kunal1957 3 года назад

      @@kulsumkhatoon1783 Watch the video it's hecker that's his name

  • @TheJoshuiChannel
    @TheJoshuiChannel 3 года назад +226

    “Fear me!”
    “Ok.”
    This is the type of guy that’ll watch the Bad Ending of Endgame 20 times back to back.

    • @justaguile5490
      @justaguile5490 3 года назад

      i’m just a w

    • @Ktotokroto
      @Ktotokroto 3 года назад

      The worst that can happen after watching it 20 times is getting bored of watching the same thing.

  • @YHPEdits
    @YHPEdits 4 месяца назад +2

    It's been 3 years this video came out time flies so fast day by day damn

  • @poseidon6380
    @poseidon6380 3 года назад +351

    This is progressively geting more and more intense and I love it

    • @nobodybeatingmuigokuhesolo8660
      @nobodybeatingmuigokuhesolo8660 3 года назад +3

      Fax this is a whole damn Story
      Goku SLAPS Gojo btw

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 3 года назад

      @@nobodybeatingmuigokuhesolo8660 does he thooooo?

    • @kostasts07
      @kostasts07 3 года назад

      @@nobodybeatingmuigokuhesolo8660 Kratos easily beats goku

    • @1XXL1
      @1XXL1 3 года назад

      Yes! :D

    • @breadflix563
      @breadflix563 3 года назад +1

      Hey , im trying to grow my channel up , ist all about short memes and im just trying to make people laugh :) have a good day ,,

  • @Swagreports
    @Swagreports 3 года назад +691

    People when they get hacked: “installs anti virus and avast
    Beluga when he gets hacked: tells hacker to be himself

    • @BreadyOwO
      @BreadyOwO 3 года назад

      @@ArMentorLazada omg it's Pablo :O
      I respect u

  • @Shreya-c3v
    @Shreya-c3v 3 года назад +2115

    "I'm a girl" is one of the most powerful words on discord

    • @Shreya-c3v
      @Shreya-c3v 3 года назад +10

      @@hecker5775 nope

    • @mason.11
      @mason.11 3 года назад +50

      **on the Internet

    • @Someone-cd7yi
      @Someone-cd7yi 3 года назад +9

      in life

    • @anush3420
      @anush3420 3 года назад +11

      @@hecker5775 I'm a big fan of yours sir

    • @firework2158
      @firework2158 3 года назад +16

      Huh? I didn't knew that ....as a girl myself why didn't i knew that and why is that powerful? 🤔

  • @NozzyYT
    @NozzyYT 6 месяцев назад +102

    Anyone in 2024?

  • @HelloItsVG
    @HelloItsVG 3 года назад +1978

    Mr Hecker needs to get an Olympic Award

  • @MissSweetie
    @MissSweetie 3 года назад +1349

    Hecker: "i hacked your webcam"
    Also hecker: *didn't have a clue if beluga was girl or boy

  • @FakerUp
    @FakerUp 3 года назад +1032

    this is so deep

    • @twentty2063
      @twentty2063 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @omarmandooh
      @omarmandooh 3 года назад +4

      @Pol Raper totally agree, how can someone say such wise words

    • @silencio579
      @silencio579 3 года назад +1

      @Dazzy Boi He's speaking the Minecraft enchantment table.

    • @hitwid
      @hitwid 3 года назад

      Ok and

    • @maritimeanimations1034
      @maritimeanimations1034 3 года назад

      @War crime commiter What's up fellow war crime committer?

  • @-_lIl_-
    @-_lIl_- Год назад +1

    2:43 how did i hear that knocking from behind when using headphones??
    "Your brain is the one tricking you, not your ears or eyes or taste or smell"