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Flat Earth | A Deep Dive
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- Published on Mar 7, 2026
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A deep dive into the world of Flat Earthers, a group of people who subscribe to the idea that the planet is the same shape as a pancake.
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Using flat earthers to croudfund his own rocket hobby is actually genius
Yes I had an argument on that😁 someone was saying it is such a stupid thing to do, to accept yourself as a flat earther. I found it genius, they are there to be exploited for their stupidity if somebody capitilizes it for their dream then it is his big brain
Maybe we should also put together few bits from here and there and make a RUclips channel and also make a patreon for research purpose
He would've been a genius if he had kept the $10.000 and stayed on Earth
shame what happened to him
@cosmicsanders4319 he's dead 😔
The only thing that Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
Most underrated comment right here 😅
Bahahaha...such a dad joke! Love it!!
I couldn't have said it better!!
Yaaas! 🤣🤣🤣
Now, this one I haven't heard before. I mean, the original quote, yes, but not the joke form here. Thanks for that.
1.Take a basketball
2. Take a VERY close up picture of the surface of the ball
3. Ball looks flat
4. Ball isn't real???
Ballstraulia isn't real
yeah i saw that pic too, its really good for posting in flat earth groups:D
"BuLlShIt, ThErE's a tHiNg cAlLeD FiSh eYe LeNsE."
Barry Davis if you scaled a basketball up to the size of the earth it would appear flat, well it would appear very mountainous due to the bumps but a ball as smooth as the earth then
ALWAYS HAS BEEN
2:43 imagine being Flat Earther from Australia
All the jokes aside this is just sad.
yeah. 4.6 billion years of evoluton just to believe in flat earth?
It's still funny tho
It’s hard to talk about though. Are these people trolls are are actually clowns?
I think it’s actually really interesting funny and harmless
I think that this entire thing is the biggest troll ever made. The thing is that some people are so into conspiracies and dumb shit that the evidence provided is enough to make them actually believe in the troll. Then you have enough of those which are a loud minority by nature and attract more attention to the troll making people believe a large chunk of people actually believe in a flat earth.
"The flat eathers community has countless members around the globe."
Say that again, but slowly
lol
No they don't
This is deep.
That’s not even the correct quote...
The moon is a satellite that changes our memory when we find out the world is a donut
Haydon Rowland yea I see that point but I still think the world is a donut
Haydon Rowland yea definitely they are thank you for having a brain
The earth is actually Xbox One X (Minecraft Edition) shaped
no the earth is shaped as like HI I AM WILDCAT WELCOME TO JACKASS THIS IS DARTS
Fuck wit
As an Australian I can confirm we don't exist.
No you don't
For tax purposes, of course.
i wished they didnt they just beat us 22.12 in the Rugby, well played by the way, after all the talk Im glad they beat us, the earth is definitely a triangle by the way, I know it because somebody said it and asked me to prove them wrong, i couldnt, Im six years old
How is it at the bottom of the globe?
@ghersh425 because the globe has no bottom. Up and down is relative to Earth because it is the main source of gravity affecting us. If you were in space, you’d be floating due to a lack of gravity, which would also mean a lack of up and down.
My favourite flat earther quib is the claim all space footage is CGI before proceeding to show cartoon animation of how it really is.
Yes
Tazer-Works and yet they’re still out of stock decades later!
Wait wat
Tazer-Works isn't it funny how a person could use a strawman conclusion to debunk a fact presented as evidence of that conclusion? The moon's not made of cheese, therefore the stuff on your sandwich is sliced baby skin? Elvis isn't still alive, therefore he didn't rip off black artists? Area 51 isn't an alien colony on Earth, and that means nobody was testing supersonic jets?
I don't see anything remotely implausible about the premise that the government had advanced video and computing capabilities at the height of the cold war. That's a well-established fact. They were identifying trucks from orbit when Kennedy was in office. The computer hardware was many times less efficient than it is today, but that just means it was a matter of manpower, which the government has on an unmatchable scale, particularly at that time. I'm not saying the moon footage is fake, but NASA had toys Kubrick didn't have.
Tazer-Works x🌞🚪
Besides from having a laugh, we should really look into the insane growth of mental-health issues and the lack of good education worldwide.
Spiraling downwards IQ is true thing 😂
@partypoet2012 mario planet or no planet take it or leave it
@NoobTX well considering that Mario Land was built on a flat freaking mushroom....... I got no problem with Mario
@partypoet2012 copying and pasting is fun isn’t it
@pestober "Activism!! is the rent I pay, for living on this FLAT planet!!!!" (Inflation hit the exclamation mark aswell....in the 50's, 1 would do the same job, 50 do today)
I can just imagine the flat earthier cruise winding up on the other side of the world.
"We will travel to the ice wall, and we will prove that it is real!"
*Lots of miles later*
"Hey why are we in Japan?"
But they'll still claim the earth is flat because probably the navigation device is broken and they took the wrong path
@etham1655 They probably will
They'll claim that the ship captain is part of the conspiracy
Or they will run into Antarctica or the Artic, then claim they are at the ice wall
They will correct themselves and say there are invisible portals on the edges that teleport you back to the other side
One of my favourite things is that not only did the ancient Egyptians know the earth had to be round, it's very likely that the neolithic people who built stonehenge also knew.
The Greeks also knew: Pythagoras, Aristotle, Eratosthenes and others
@wombat6177 Yeah but the Greeks came WAY after the ancient Egyptians, let alone Neolithic peoples
@jamaldeep13they coexisted for some time I mean Herodotus visited Ancient Egypt and Erastotenes worked for the library of alexandria under a greek Pharaoh
Ancient Egypt lasted a looooooooooong time more than 2000 years for sure
It's like how people *still* try to tell me (a history major) that people told Christopher Columbus that he would "Fall of da edge of da world!!1!" if he tried to sail west from Europe...
No, they knew the Earth was round, it's just that they thought Columbus' calculations for the circumference of the Earth were wrong, (which they were) Guess what? People 4,000 years ago were just as smart as people today... in fact, they were a lot smarter than flat-earth, tin-foil-hat wearing conspiricy theorists with a Bachelor's Degree in 'creationism' from Bucktooth McGee's university of astrology and phrenology - Hyderabad...
“The flat earth society has members from all around the GLOBE.”
-Flat Earth Society
IRONY
IRONY
IRONY
We call this 'hedging your bets'
well . . .
LOL
I remember somebody commenting "Now Read what You Just Said But Slowly"
The fact that flat earthers frequently run experiments to prove that the earth is flat and instead end up accidentally proving that it is round is something that we don't talk about enough.
They do confirmation bias
Mathematicians do this every day. Proof by contradiction
"15 degree per hour drift"
@SaneGuyFr - "Thanks, Bob"
@hagerty1952 Thanks bob.
I love how flat eathers are literally doing tests that cost 3,000$, yet with literally every single test, it ends up like every cartoon that backfires against their theory
Nesta Marley monke do siens test hehe
it's so fucking funny. in a way, i kind of love them for it
Nesta Marley yes yes i do
That's cap they're doing tests that dont actually prove flat earth but gives the "result" that its flat
Like Wiley Coyote trying so hard to catch that damn roadrunner.
Something flat earthers NEVER talk about is WHY the government wants to hide it.
"The earth is flat and the government doesn't want you to know it."
"Okay, why would they hide it? What is the point? If the earth is flat why is it important that we don't know that? If the earth was flat that literally doesn't change anything because that would mean it's always been flat and your life would go on uninterrupted. "
"There's a dome, too."
Some flat Earthers claim it's a Satanic conspiracy to discredit the Bible and Christianity with it. Somehow. Others claim it's a fraud by NASA for tax funds. Without being laughed at by other countries. Others claim it's to hide rich land beyond the Antarctic ice wall so governments can exploit it themselves. Without lots of people.
do you believe that the pyramids and giant megalithic structures around the world, were built by primitive societies?
no? why would the government lie about that?
do you believe they were only temples and tombs?
yes?
how many of the 10,000 priests of Amon Ra actually believed that Pharaoh was god?
maybe this type of thought exercise is a little beyond you; afterall, the government and those who seek power, don't lie; do they?
@AbsurdityViewer Thanks for the nothing-burger
@TheFoolishSamurai conspiracies come in all shapes and sizes according to the hubris that it caters to.
The same issue is with the no moon landing theory
"How do you explain solar eclipses?"
"It's not the moon, it's an object orbiting the sun that comes around once in a while."
"It orbits the sun?"
"Yes, orbits."
"So you're saying that gravity, is real?"
"No."
These flat earthers have some outstanding logic
hmmm
Lol
Bp
But dude did you "dO youR oWn rEseaRch"?
Flat earther: "do your own research!"
Also flat earther: "watch these 18 youtube videos where this guy does incorrect math for an hour"
lmfao
I also saw some “moon landing faked 100% proven” videos and they are the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. I thought they would actually have some evidence like documents but it was so idiotic lol. They also claimed the ISS is fake and that the astronauts use AR _contact lenses_ and CGI for the TV broadcasts. Honestly is so sad people believe that
@user-de4cq6uk6l the cgi back then was so horrible, and the lasers need for that sort of light would be like so much more than nasa's budget
@veziusthethird thats what im saying lol its so not true. If NASA had that big of a budget to get that tech back then they wouldn't be wasting it on faking a moon landing they wouldve just done it like they did irl
@user-de4cq6uk6l I've seen the ISS is fake stuff. Funny enough I happened to be looking at planets with my telescope the other day when I saw the ISS appear, so I aimed my telescope in its path and got an image for just a few seconds, it was really cool! Wonder how they faked it...
If the Earth is round, why has my grandmother's heart monitor gone flat?
Hahaha
It must be protesting this very fact by showing the earth is INDEED flat 😉
Oof
Oof
Exactly.
If I were to go to a flat Earth convention, I'd have a really hard time holding back my laughter...
In the late 90s I got a gig videotaping speakers at a flerf convention. At one point I had to lock down the camera and exit the room before busting out in laughter. The convention was in Silicon Valley.
I'd laugh at myself too if I thought I lived on a ball spinning half a million miles through a void of chaos, where stars that are supposedly quadrillions of miles away are somehow perfectly visible in the sky.
@f_e_m_b_r_o Someone slept through every single physics class in high scho-- wait, did you even GO to high school?
@Powerhaus1988 I dropped out of school and did my own research since 3rd grade, because I realized how utterly bs it all was. Not to mention they stole my coat and donated it without asking me first, that was the second reason. Sadly you believe everything the government tells you, and you think the government has your best interest. I'm not surprised at your misplaced ego though, considering you like your own comments.
@f_e_m_b_r_o it isn’t a void of chaos, it’s a void with rocks floating around. It’s big, not chaotic. If something is moving in space, there is nothing to slow it down unless it collides with something else. The chances of not hitting anything for a long time are high because space is a vacuum, which means there is a lot of nothing. If you were moving at a million miles an hour at a constant speed (once you are no longer accelerating), you wouldn’t feel anything. You can’t feel constant speed, only changes in speed (and air resistance and stuff). There is no air in space, so constant speeds will feel stationary. There is nothing that would make Earth’s speed unsustainable considering that gravity holds us here and there is nothing that would force us off the planet, so I don’t understand why you are in disbelief.
My favourite one is where the Flat-Brainers responded to someone asking
"If there is a flat-Earth group, why is there no flat-Mars group?" and they responded with
"Thanks for the question, it is observed that Mars is round."
Like it makes any sense that all other planets are spheres, yet for whatever fucking reason, Earth is just a pancake.
XD
*If Mars is round, and the rest of the planets are round, then why isn't the Earth round?*
*If there were elements that made Mars round then shouldn't it also make the Earth round as well?*
*If this Earth were in the shape of a fricking pancake then we would be a lovely target for asteroids, and water would be non-existent.*
*Their logic is mostly just a bunch of yarn, so much yarn that they could make a blankie the size of earth.*
lmao.
@SCP--fj2jr You know you fucked up when an anomalous plague doctor has to break down your sense of logic.
Speaking of which, did you make that cure yet? I think us humans need it soon at this rate...
Doctor we need to cure the pestilence it's getting worse
@nickzakrath7080
*No because..*
*I. AM. THE. CURE.*
*And fortunately for you i don't really have the time to do it yet.*
@alienshxt
*Yes..*
If Australia doesn't exist does that mean l can stop paying bills
Shit thats not fair l don't exist my country doesn't exists but my stupid bills do shit shit shit
If we don't exist no bills no responsibility plays crab rave music
Yes
Hey if Australia doesn't exist does that mean we can finally settle that New Zealand did in fact invent the Pavlova?
Hmm, I've always suspected that that kangaroo thing was just a myth: imagine, a tool that comes back to your hand when you throw it in the air, what a nonsense!
I like how they’ve proven themselves wrong so many times, but they still think it’s flat.
stupid people only believe what they want to believe in, even if they prove that the earth is round themselves they will look for an excuse to not count the results of the test.
Bro heavenly energy interfered so it didnt count
@wietseheerink7988 So god is in on the cospiracy too?
Obviously, that is why it is so hard to prove.
@KG72740 Yes, every god. From Amaterasu to Zeus.
3:15 "... And through the GLOBAL reach of the internet, flat earth is spread far and wide..."
You could take these people into space and they'd think NASA swapped their eyeballs out.
they would think the windows are screens and the astronaut suit has a screen on it.
@ram5ramen582 tell them to punch the window out then…..
@ram5ramen582 Funny you say that because that is EXACTLY what the Flerfs claimed about Richard Brandon's "space" flight.
ThE wInDOwS ArE cURvEd
I actualy thought that they would say that the windows are CGI but after the Virgin Galactic flight it's that all windows are curved.
for their cruise to the ice wall, someone should program a navigational device that uses the flat earth model so they get lost at sea
Anything's real if you have enough drugs.
I agree khalid
You’re somewhere between 3 years old and 30 years old and I don’t know why
@ianhamilton9600 ?
@donaldolivier6786 Hes talking about Khalid's face.
Khalid the real mvp
In the alternate universe:
"Round Earth | A Deep Dive"
by channel small employee
@pufflepoint hey, that's better 👍
*two shallow jumps
@pufflepoint you mean a shallow levitation
By channel small employee 😂
Round Mars | 2 Shallow levitaions
- small employees
What is much easier to understand;
The earth is a Globe and there is a bunch of scammers who make money from the gullible by duping them into believing the earth is flat.
flat earthers when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not the atmoflat 😳
I've been trying to come up with a catchy word for atmosphere describing "flat" air, but just haven't gotten there yet. Of course, I'll be using it derogatorily to Flerfs!
flatearthers:*proceeds not to breathe*
@joerichardson4325Atmoplain (Latin for "Flat" is "Planus")
That's why flat earthers like witsit call the Atmosphere just "Atmos" now lol
@joerichardson4325 Got anything yet? 'Boxygen' or just 'The Brick' come to mind off the top of my head.
I thought that the Earth was flat for 4 years in my life
Then I became 5 years old
I legit didn't know my own dad's name till age 5 😆😆😆😆 for me he was dad
@jameslegrand848 what the heck dude. mine is i still don't memorize my parent's face when i was six.
Damn I could bearly think back then when I was 5
@jameslegrand848 my dad left when I was 5
@stephanosgrapsas8632 get rekt mine left when i was 2 months
"the gyroscope was picking up heavenly energies from the sky"
I'm just dumbfounded. I genuinely cannot fathom this
They are on a level of stupid and idiotic that they have transcended intelligence itself as they see no need for it.
Ok but you think a dink goes in a bumhole and that's perfectly normal. So, don't need to care what you can or cannot fathom.
@boeing 737 max 8 I'm shocked that they have the intelligence to unfortunately reproduce...
@Artemyst
*Bold of you to assume that they even reproduce*
@SCP--fj2jr Unfortunately they have found a way. The theory would have died decades ago if they didn't.
flat earth is basically "I'm too stupid to understand science and physics so I must be being lied to"
I suspect that a lot of them just want to annoy nerds.
I love flat earthers because they make me feel smart
Yep on my dumb days I watch one of their videos, then I'm not so dumb anymore
True, it gives me enough ego to say: "I may be dumb but I ain't the dumbest"
thanks, flat earth society
And they can be pretty funny to
maybe not smarter, but definitely more mentally stable
So, my question is: For what reason would non-flat-earthers be trying to hide that the earth is flat? Why go to all the trouble to pretend it is round? What do flat-earthers think is the reason behind the deception?
I always ask the same, but they don't even know.
Often it is religion. The Bible says it is flat, therefor it is flat. Also, it makes them special, "knowing" the world is flat and being attacked about it only makes them stronger. They are the special people who are "woke"
@Peter_Scheen When does the bible say that it's flat?
@alexm.635 I forgot the verse but is speaks of the four corners of the world (A ball does not have corners) and is says that the world rests on pillars.
That makes it clear that the writers of the Bible thought the world was flat.
Some think it's a fraud by NASA to get taxpayer funds. Others think it's a Satanic conspiracy to discredit Christianity.
When using NordVPN, remember not to use Australia. That country and continent don't exist. ;-)
@signer-w2b Everyone may be ignore you because you don't exist? ;)
@signer-w2b oof bruh you're in the backrooms
@signer-w2b you clipped through reality
@sysghost ah but you see... YOU DIDNT IGNORE HIM! BUUU BUUUU BUUUUUUUUUU
It does exist....Right now it's 1983 but we're catching up......
The fact that they decided this to be the hill to die on is saddening to me.
They coulda chose other fun ones like government's hiding alien bodies or whatever but, they chose "Earth Frisbee" as what they truly believe.
Says a lot, right?
If it wasn't flat-earth, people like those would simply have chosen another conspiracy to obsess about. The conspiracy they chose isn't important. It's just the symptom.
Global warming denial is only partly less stupid than spherical Earth denial, but CO2 being invisible gives them reasonable doubt ammo.
Im sure alot of them belive that the government is hiding aliens too
Flat earthers are the reason why aliens don't contact us.
Xeblblox01: There’s a bunch of dumbasses on that planet that think they live in a dome!!
Zeglodus05: Yeah, we don’t really mess with that planet. Occasionally we pick up one and probe their digestive system... but that’s about it.
Xeblblox01: Can we pick up one of those morons next time? They’ll never believe him when he tries to tell people about us!
Count Anonymous true, unless they’ve developed some form of faster-than-light travel such as creating wormholes or similar means of travel.
Personally, I’m on the fence about whether they have visited us or not. Still... it’s fun to think about which is why I love writing Sci-fi.
tbh there's probably a lot of other reasons
"ALIENS AREN'T REAL WE ARE THE ONLY THINGS LIVING IN THE UNIVERSE"
- a flat earther somewhere
@Count Anonymous
Am Christian, can confirm that aliens are cool
By the gods he's back
The Nameless yes
Praise be all who’s Bosses are in fact, Big.
Who now
I'm a firm believer in the raptor-shaped earth
I mean, just LOOK at the Himalayas. Those are some gnarly chompers.
As an Australian, I can confirm that I don’t actually exist
I know you guys don't exist, but what about kangaroos? 🦘🦘🦘
😂😂😂😂
No, you do exist, you are just turned upside down.
@Vladimir-bm7ym That would be impossiblt because the earth is flat
@hrthrhs Wellll, not just that, there are 4 very large, but very old turtles that holds the Earths "plate". Luckily, turtles live very long (for real, mostly longer than us)... So, all Ausies are part of conspiracy as there is no Australia. Quite capable ppl behind that "conspiracy" , that amongst all others, pilots, austronauts, sailors, etc, they also have almost 30million ppl that are lying about Sydney + even my gf that was apparently in Sidney for 2 months, but she keeps lying she really was there. They even made up aussie english... Stunning...
I wonder what Australian flat earthers look like if they don't even exist
I'm pretty sure they look like Australians, which rumor has it look like humans. Why wouldn't they exist? Are they not allowed to? Cuz that's rude. Maybe any planetary shape believers shouldn't exist. It's not like any of us arguing back and forth amongst each other spouting off stupid fucking nonsense is making the world a better place. Death to all people that believe in the shape of the Earth. Or at least death to them that believe of the shape of the earth and oppose those who have a different belief what is this fucking the religious crusades... my shape is better than your shape no my religion is better than your religion.... Imbeciles.
@thisguy6278 The issue is that Earth does have a factual shape, and some people reject reality by refusing to believe it is that shape. It's literally the world they live on, it's not a matter of religion at this point.
@jamaldeep13 I was just using religion as an example I'm not saying to believe in a shape of the earth is a religion just say like saying my shapes better than yours my religion's better than yours no my dad's stronger than your dad nope my car is faster than your car no my...... humans are dumb. it doesn't matter if it's a ball or if it's a disc we're running this planet into the ground and we don't give a fuck and I don't even know if we necessarily should give a fuck we're all going to die anyway in the grand scheme of things nobody makes it out alive and it really doesn't matter what shape we did or did not live on. So enjoy your flat or enjoy your ball or whatever you want to believe we live on cuz when it all boils down to it it means nothing. What is the shape of the internet? where are all those people at do you know how many people live on and in the world wide web there's people that avoid so-called reality so much so, just to live in an artificial landscape. The true shape of the world has already been known to us for quite a few years I believe Billy Corgan said it best, but the world is a vampire. And now we know it is not spherical or flat.
@jamaldeep13 also when I use the words like yours and mine I'm not referring to you and me as individuals I'm referring to groups of people or individuals whoever is reading this sentences cuz it's not you and me it's the collective you and the collective we the royal we lol
Is this deep?
“A technological golden age”
That’s a baby getting hit in the face from a milk bottle held by a machine
A technological golden age.
Isn't it marvelous?
i think thats uselessduckcompany
exactly
Dukatelo yes
I come back to this video every once in a while just to recover stress completely. Knowing that people like these exist makes me feel competent on my normal failures that I can recover from...
I asked a flat earther to play basketball the other day... he brought a frisbee.
this doesnt prove if the earth is flat or not, it just proves flat earthers dont have any balls.
Spencer PhilippineDream best roast I’ve seen in a long time just gotta say, Nice.
Flat earthers have a flat brain not long but small and flat
@raquelmedina4627 They live in Carl Sagans 2 dimensional "Flat Land" to do their 'flat business' and cannot think in 3 dimensions. ruclips.net/video/-wv0vxVRGMY/video.html
The Ball is a round, so therefore the Basketball court has to be a round to.
I remember one time a person at a party claimed that the Earth was in the shape of a doughnut. He stated that the Antarctic and the Arctic cover the holes and we know about the inside of the Earth by removing these huge trapdoors to see inside.
I responded with "What if it's a filled doughnut"
I like raspberry jam....
@dr.krieger6563 same
Jelly donut, how scary!
hes right
earth is a donut on a turtle driving a car on a flat earth that happens to be a map on a round map on a globe
"The flat earth society has members all around the globe." ..... Wait wat ?
that hasn't been funny for 2 years now. come up with your own saying or don't write. thanks
@wanafly12 6:05 ! I thought it was funny af
Around the disc thankyou very much
Lol its difficult to take flat earthers seriously
@wanafly12 So your telling him he shouldnt comment what he wants to comment? Get a damn life and stop calling people out for speaking
You can literally see the other planets as spherical but no, the Earth decides to become flat
we're just quirky like that
Dude all the big brains know that the earth is actually Mario shaped.
@JLar-bb5hl Bruh nice try trolling
It’s shaped like a giant x wing fighter you fool!
That was hilarious.
J. Larsen Why are you re-posting this? You’ve already embarrassed yourself on another thread here.
@JLar-bb5hl Yo anyone know how I can use the clown emoji?
Flat earthers are like that one kid in a COD lobby that won’t stop talking trash even after losing 0:6
I work with one and tried telling him about Eratosthenes who worked out he circumference of Earth to within 2%, but I got his name wrong, I said it was Aristophanes who was a playwright, comedian, he came back at the end of the day when I’m getting ready to go home from work tell me I need to do my homework. He found out who the playwright was not the mathematician
@spana123321 lol “eDuCatE YOuRSelF pEaSAnT!!”
Thats to say the globe wins, or that there is a win lose. All will be revealed in time... have fun on marse wearing your vr headset standing in your living room XD but dont worry.... they will make it look, fairly real.
So somehow you have 6 wins? You have a good imagination!
What the fuck are you talking about? Sorry last time I checked I don’t own a vr headset and the mystery around the flat earth isn’t going to be “revealed in time” whatever that is supposed to mean
I love how when the flat earthers are unable to explain something they just say it doesn’t exist
it's a very primitive form of mental defence. strongly immature humans have a tendency of refuse anything that can't be represented or that could shake or reconstruct their inner world, or that might undermine their perceived accountability towards others. flat earthers and paranoids have very similar ways of thinking.
ruclips.net/video/n0DPDBUNwOg/video.html&ab_channel=BobcatDan%3ATheOldManWhoCanSee
@waltercomunello121 thanks for explaining it in detail
Kinda like evolutionists?
@waltercomunello121 It's basically another form of _"LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING, LA LA LA!!!"_
god that fucking mario planet made laugh so hard
I’m a tea-earther. I believe that our galaxy is in a bag of yorkshire gold tea. so earth is still the same.
Still more believable than flat earth
you ruined my game.
Fuck off hodd
Spiffing Brit, get out of this Todd Howard body
Todd is escaping
imagine roasting the flat earth kid in class, then his buds put a sack on your head and you hear "take him to the edge" lmao
brutal😭😂😂
That would require that they actually get out and do something, which they're obviously fully incapable of doing.
Duuuude!!! I lo ve the imagery I got right then
When you funny epicly steak a joke but it’s okay because you slapped “lmao” on the end of it
@dougthedonkey1805 I cant believe it!!!?!!!?? This commentor here “steaked a joke”?? Don’t worry! Im calling the swat team right now to arrest this disgusting criminal!
Flat earthers : the world is FLAT
Also Flat earthers : we have members all around the GLOBE
That was just a meme tho. Not that I'm a flater
@TheBluePhoenix008 no the official Twitter account of the flat earth society actually posted that seriously because flat earthers are stupid
@CygnusTheSilly I thought somebody hacked their account and posted that...
@Golden_Experience Wouldn't it be using God's name in vain if said by a religious person?
@Kobaford no, god's name is in hebrew.
you can say "god" all you want
Flat earthers have proven the earth is round multiple times too xD
TETO PFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hughs wasn’t actually a flat earther. He didn’t really believe in it. He just used the community for his rocket career
HighOnNarcotics that would probably be the sovereign citizen community 😂
The video covered that...
Lol ok
@Zabeian “lol ok” lol what an amazing argument! Very well thought out. 😂
HighOnNarcotics A semi famous flatearther couldn't raise money , its not because he couldnt its because they dont have money
Flat Earthers: Australia is fake
Me, an Australian: *I have several questions*
You’re a spy
Your a robot
@Zdena Musil what is new zealand?
@Zdena Musil no :/ welp time to whip out my atlas again
@Qazzy It's called Austria, you uneducated muppet.
"a crack team of scientists"
You mean a team of Crack Scientists.
You meant a team of crackheads?
@kw4584 k
JohanMDKA crack team of crack scientists on crack
Minus the scientists part
Some say they do use crack to keep them wake up
0:18 as a new father, i have to say. That was the funniest punch line I've seen all year 🤣
damn that really is a punch LINE
The design is very human
One thing I find funny about Flat Earthers is that they organized a cruise to Antarctica, but every single crew they hired insisted on using Globe Earth calculations, so they kept firing them and never went on cruise
EDIT: EYYYY that's the cruise mentioned at the end!
I'd love seeing them actually find a flat earth crew and have them end up somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Funniest shit i saw today
@ Necroxion stick this in your pipe and smoke it -
read this, or just check out the diagrams at each chapter, no need to buy the book, as its available to read as a PDF, its called "16 Emergency Landings," its about planes that for one reason or another have had to make emergency landings, the thing is, these emergency landings are hundreds of miles or even thousands of miles off course, on your globe earth, but in a straight line on a flat earth map, example - Sydney Australia to Los Angeles makes an emergency landing in .. . . . . bloody Alaska, explain that on a globe earth, but guess what, its a straight in line landing on a flat earth map,
also the Brazilian football team, the most precious pampered players on the planet, fly from Sao Paulo in the southern hemisphere to Sydney Australia, also in the southern hemisphere on your globe, for a football match, BUT, BUT, . . . . . BUT they cant get there without landing in Los Angeles in the northern hemisphere on your globe, it makes the journey about 3 times longer in distance on your globe, . . . but . . . ON THE FLAT MAP, its almost a STRAIGHT LINE to land at L.A., before again crossing over Alaska after leaving L.A on the continued journey to Sydney. . . . . please give me your best answers ASAP to this puzzle,
there are at least 14 other emergency landings covered by the book, all with planes landing miles off the direct globe route, but in a direct line of travel on a flat earth map,
apparently in your globe world, you cant get any regular plane flight from any one southern hemisphere continent to any other southern hemisphere continent, without entering and landing in a northern hemisphere continent/country, why is that, the answer is clear to see, on a flat earth map why you always enter/land in a northern hemisphere continent/country, its because the quickest way to fly is always in a straight line on the flat earth map, go read the book on line, i bet you are too scared to read it,
i dont know for sure if the earth is flat or a globe, neither do you, but i will state this, i just know we are not told the truth about the realm where we live,
also as well as the United Nations and the World Health Organisation, the following organisations all use a flat earth map as a logo, the International Marine Organisation, World Meteorological Organisation and the International Civil Aviation Authority . . . . . . why do they all use a flat earth map as their LOGOS, answers on a post card or you can just leave them below my reply, thanks, im waiting
@AdaTheWatcher Ending up in South America instead of Antarctica 😭
I used to believe the Moon landing was faked because it was safer and easier to fake than really go. That is only .02% as dumb as being a Flat Earther
if the earth is flat why has my life been going downhill for 17 years
personal choices?
@rollthelosingdice so if it was round he would be happy ? or mario shaped
@kaan - your mom called. She’s very disappointed in you.
Hahahahahahaahha
If the earth is ROUND, why haven't your life come back up?
"this test run isnt valid. we will have to do a second test"
"excuse me, but why isnt it valid?"
"there was alot of energy today.."
"energy?"
"yep, mustve been a angel crossing today ill tell huewatt, like flocks of birds."
@VeuTrox For some people, this is true, but for others, they try to pull a bullshit explanation out of their asses, because some people, no matter what, need to feel like they're always correct about what they think. They just can't accept any weaknesses within their logic or beliefs.
reminds me of an ACTUAL comment by a flattard: a bible quote about "he rose until he was hidden by the clouds."
so he thinks CLOUDS COULD ONLY EXIST IF EARTH WAS FLAT?!
or does he think those puffy things u pin the sky are called CURVES?
AND he's copy-pasted that idiocy VERBATIM at least 3 times!
*" H E A V E N L Y E N E R G I E S F R O M T H E S K Y ! ! ! "*
This is what happens when selective breeding goes to shit
i believe the earth is *big boss shaped*
And that's a fact
This just made my day better
Psycho-Mantis?
hi pyrocynical
ruclips.net/video/0O_l6mpGZ5k/video.html&ab_channel=mohamedfadhelkastalli
Neil coming back with his own diss-track was such a power move, regardless of quality.
neil is a power move himself
"teaching dumb adaults isnt going to change anything, teaching children to not become dumb adaults is the only way" he said that on his hot ones interview if i remember correctly
That dude spends all day seeking attention.
@aluisious I agree. He loves the sound of his own voice.
One thing that is truly flat, is the learning curve of a Flat Earther.
Flat earthers have a learning curve, something that globe believers don't, seeing how they are still stuck at a third grade level of their understanding of what the earth is. Flat earthers are the only ones doing actual science for themselves and are pushing ahead our understanding of the earth.
@heavenaboveearthbelow6237: You just prove me right. Kudos to you :-D
@heavenaboveearthbelow6237 on point .
This idiot clearly still stuck at kinder garden science book .
They taught them Pluto is a planet . And now it's not .
It's ok science is religion.
Those idiots never question where their tax money goes . What is black budget ? And why would they fake moon landing and the image of our planet .
To this day we don't have a HD video of the earth revolving around it's axis .
NASA claims that's cz we need to go high enough to get the picture .
And idiots like Doggybag is buying the BS . Never question you went to Mars and send 100s of so called satellites out there . Never bothered to look back and snap a pic .
We r in 2020 .
Where are the images and videos or our planet lol.
Globe destroying question, "Do plumb lines intersect?"
@MrShredz313 "where are the images of video's of our planet"
You fucking serious????
15:39 lol, it's been three years 😂
4 actually
@shxrd hahaha, even funnier 😂
5 now
Check this out, there was some crowd funding to send 4 flat earthers to Antarctica. It worked! It literally eviscerated the flat earth community.
@pleasestop5643 wait fr?
Fun fact: marbles are also flat but our minds cannot comprehend it.
I'm sorry for over reacting..ppl tell me I have flat personality
flat earthers have literally lost all they marbles
Thats deep. Lol.
Until we understand that we live in a 2D universe that projects 3D hologram
Somebodys bottons are pushed!? Lol. Shut the fuck up lol
When a group of people set out to prove their argument, end up proving the other side instead, and still insist they're right, with no reason but "they're lying to us", they are simply not worth a moment of time or a syllable of conversation. Move it along. Nothing to see here.
Lets see what theyhavetosay
@Calvin Christopher Davis they want life to be interesting. I guess they want conspiracy theories to be fun and not the insanely sad shit things like the CIA do on the regular.
It's why you just move on. Engaging these people does NOTHING, as any evidence no matter how sound will just evoke the Conspiracy! fallacy.
That was scientists' policy towards Intelligent Design in the '00s till the advocates got into school boards and changed textbooks. They had to be laughed out. Fortunately, flat Earthers don't have the funds or focus of US megachurches but they're completely unhinged. Let's hope there's never enough of them to become politically active.
Yup. Some flat earthers went to a polar research station recently to “prove” the sun does not shine 24 hours at times, only to find….it did.
The flat earther posted to his base that he didn’t believe it, but he saw it and it’s true, with the video.
And the response was other flat earthers saying he is lying, it’s a green screen, etc.
The guy even tried to show he was not using a green screen: moving himself and the camera, flying a drone into the horizon and back, having another person wander around in the background, etc.
And every time his viewers just moved the goal post and said it was still a fake.
Honestly, I know that their research is supposed to be like, “serious.” But I really couldn’t stop laughing as soon as I heard their response to the flights to Australia.
Where's Australia?
@JunaidAnsari-my2cx I'll do you one better, *who's* Australia?
@mechanicpluto2430how about this why is Australia?
@Cyberfan2167i really wanna know how is Australia? Are they doing okay?
@TheTransKnightTheThird I have no clue ,I heard recently they got invaded giant spiders ,hope the best for them
8:39 tf? Neil actually did this???!!!
It looks that way
He's the GOAT, after all. Many young people got interested in physics and astronomy because of him❤
"They're not there yet, but their getting damn close." Getting close to what? A complete psychotic break?
T H E E D G E (of the earth)
@ding1466 Good luck with that. You're not getting past my ice wall militia! Oh, have I let that slip?
My argument against flat Earth is as follows: If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist trap.
Many flat Earthers claim NASA blocks exploration of the edge. Yes, NASA. How would a civilian space agency acquire the authority, funding or manpower to block explorers, especially from other countries? Flat Earthers are not high IQ people.
The single best argument against flat earth is: What's the point?!
Believable conspiracy theories require good villains, and as any creative writer can tell you, a good villain requires a good motivation. What motivation do flat earth villains (NASA, governments etc.) have for not only lying about the shape of our planet, but also spending ridiculous amounts of money and manpower to keep up this facade? What do they gain out of it?
Flat Earthers simply don't have a real answer to this, and that is all you really need to know in order to unmask flat earth as the nonsense it is.
@warmachineuk the UN and the antarctic treaty blocks people from exploring past a certain point of south latitude yes, the one caught lying here is you, putting words in the mouths of truthers without displaying any proof of your bullshit claim. Saddo
Hell yeah
Grunkle stan on the case.
What about cats throwing everything out?
I was meant to go to Australia this year then the corona virus started, coincidence, I think not
They know something you dont...
Tbh u wouldn't wanna go there, i hered they worship the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!!
@ChatterGaming even more of a reason to go there
Haha you got wrecked
and it felt just like the flu, didn't it.
I went on tick tock and became an influencer and now millions of people believe the Earth is square now because I showed them
Now, bring it all back and explain how time is a cube
I love how they spend loads of money just to prove themselves wrong at the end of the day
Research does that
@byrongrimsley500 The difference is that it's typically a good thing when that happens. They have one less misconception. But when flat earthers do it, they're in complete denial.
Contrails prove you guys wrong every day. If airplanes fly at an elevation to earths……🙄 curve, how come contrails are straight and level? Are the pilots drawing them straight for us down here?
@ImTeaBaggingTheQuran No planes have a max altitude where their engines can not catch enough air to burn fuel so they lose lift and need to descend to a lower altitude or risk stalling. That and the plane is roughly the size of a large bacteria to the earth so it will not be pokeing out of the atmosphere. Like comeon you can go and play a demo of KSP and you will see how planes work.
@Macgeorge8229 what does that have to do with them flying in a straight line. They’re not always flying at their MAX altitude 🤦🏽♂️
2:50 was the moment i found out that i lived in a continent that didnt even exsist. my minds eye has opened
You're an actor paid by the CIA to cover up the animal experimentations going on. I mean, what does Australia have that no other country have? Koalas, kangaroos, emus... Coincidence? I think not!
@averyrandomllama6516 wot
@LECAD67 he made a joke....
@bachibak oh ok thnx for telling👌
"You, stop assisting so my arguement will be better"
Flat earthers: at the end of the world there is an ice barrier
Me, an intellectual: *the farlands*
At the end of the world there is a terrain generation error.
At the end of that terrain generation error, there's an even worse terrain generation error.
then on top of that barrier we can see the silhouette of a man, a man with glowing eyes but he has no pupils, and at that moment he raised his arms and thunder roared around us followed by a flash!
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Hey you! You're finally awake
Me a stupid person:- *"The Wall-!"*
Now that would be a plot twist
So those ecologist that scream that the temperature is rising and ice caps are melting are actually trying to prevent the flat earthers from finding the truth
Battleships were firing artillery shells over the curve of the earth in the 1910s for crying out loud
"Heavenly energies from the sky"
Legit, I laughed rolling on the floor.
Same
With Odin-Christ in the sky.. lmao
INVISIBLE heavenly energies. What was that about only believing what you can see with your own eyes?
God do be giving us free energies from the heaven
Reply 5
If the earth was flat cats would have knocked everything off by now
Only cat owners can understand the beauty of this comment.
yeah
Lol 🤣 that would be messed up 😂
Knocking off still sounds far too .... "possibly happened by accidential cause". ._.
Let's be honest .........
> > > Watching their malicious, growing sensation while tipping the "object of choice" .. centimeter by centimeter .. closer and closer .. and then the last, final swipe - just to look at you utterly surprised! As like if _.. OUT OF A SUDDEN! .. THEY DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE THERE, .. WATCHING WITH TEARS THIS WHOLE SCENERY FROM START, ..
.. with an oh-so-surprised look on their face - implying, they are JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU about this happening ... < < <
............... nothing else is giving us the same cold shivering. _~ Predatory spitefulness ~_
@Bififress0r Thank you so much for this! - I needed it desperately -
Bruh imagine believing in flat Earth
This comment was made by the donut Earth society
Imagine if the earth existed
This comment was made by the no earth society
@Apparatus8 Imagine having brain cells
this comment was made by the flat earth sosaietee
bruh imagine existing
this comment was made by the nothing exists society
Imagine believing the earth is flat
This post was made by: raptor earth gang
Imagine Thinking Earth Was Flat Or Round
This Post Was Made By The Half-Sphere Earth Society
2:14 Watching this in 2024 I'm gonna have to say yes, he probably did know something. Just not about the Earth. 🤣
Diddy parties...
If ever k pop fans try to cancel anything it should be flat earthers.
And NASA: Here are 15 newly disclosed Nasa/gov. documents that explain planes' motions “over a flat, non-rotating earth”: ruclips.net/video/5rMg2HNVmqI/video.html . Two Cosmonauts: “Earth is flat” and “We haven't been to space”ruclips.net/video/-DlvWoZLBHs/video.html. See same channel for many more vids, e.g vids impossible on a globe...
J. Larsen NOONE CARES. STAN JIMIN *kpop song here *fancam here
@J. Larsen RUclips links as sources, classic tactic.
@JLar-bb5hl Your competely stupid and cancelled now.
That makes no sense but you can not think so it's ok l get it.
Pfft, you believe in the Earth?
I believe this is actually hell.
Help
Do you have a hole in your head?
You just defined year of 2020...
He'll why for not being a bot
The dickens you say!
*The good place finale episode*
As a person who "flew" to "Australia", I can confirm that neither of the two exists. The "flight" was merely a portal to the underside of the flat-earth, which others may refer to as "Australia", where everything is upside-down.
Well I guess the upside down was Australia all along
Do post pics of your upside down aeroplane gyros
According to Bugs Bunny. If you went to the underside of the world, you would be in China.
Someone’s gonna use this as proof I’m calling it
Obviously
You know, I was skeptical until they said Australia wasn't real. Now I think they might be on to something
Flat earthers when science is used to prove the earth is round: Science isn't real!
Flat earthers trying to prove flat earth: Let's use science!
Message to the replys:
Can ya'll NOT argue?
^^^^^^
The irony is impecible
Religious people when science disproves the bible - Science is wrong !
Religious people trying to prove the bible - let’s use science !
@rayriches1000 Not all religious people say science is wrong lol. I don't think science is wrong or completely fake, and I'm religious.
Science isn't an organization, it's a process for finding truth.
@griffin8062 that's why it's funny.
If the earth was flat Cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now
Underrated comment lmao
Also birds
Maybe a big cat 🐈
@cvillatoro696 Or just lots and lots of cats hanging out near the edges
Exactly
I met a flat earther IRL. He also believed the sky was blue because it's an ocean, the ocean is held back by a big clear dome (like the simpsons i guess), and that the govt knows about the dome and has conducted tests trying to break through it with nuclear missiles without success. He was a nice dude and he was happy to share his theories with me, mainly because I was too enamored with their insanity to bother arguing against any of them.
Oh that crap, yeah I've heard it before. If you look up stuff about Operation Starfish (experiments with nukes in space the EMP effect) and they'll be saying that crap instead.
Did the guy you meet happen to be a Uber driver by any chance
@blipsauce1143 No, sorry. At least not when I knew him, but that was years ago.
@blipsauce1143 "If you don't stop talking I'm taking stars off your review."
Sounds like it could be possible, answer m3 this , why is “ space travel “ the only Technology known to the western world , that has regressed?
Makes for good science fiction honestly 😂
"It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong, we're going to keep believing this!"
"It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong *by ourselves even more than others at this point*, we're going to keep believing this!"
"It doesn't matter how absurd the theory is, I'm going to believe because someone said it"
I am 5 years old.
Religion in a nutshell
Ok Flat earthers need to move to Egypt because they are in De-Nile
@FreyaTheStarLopwhich religion? Can you prove it though?
“Naw man, the earth didn’t rotate 15 degrees, it’s just picking up energy from god” - Flat Earthers 2018
In Bob's defence, the actual justification was that the gyroscope was picking up the SKY'S rotation and not Earth's...somehow. He had to say "Heavenly Energies" in the end though, which is why they resorted to the zero Gauss chamber...which again failed to prove them right.
@jamaldeep13 Don't defend the dullard. He and his dumbass flattard mates deserve all the scorn heaped on them.
You know, that's actually really believable
If you were a fucking buffoon from early 17th century Europe who's only education was listening to a mad hobo ramble on about nonsensical, barely coherent 'scientific discoveries' he made in between picking a rat's corpse clean and passing out in his piss and vomit.
J
God be like ?
I'm disappointed there aren't more flat Earthers in the comments.
When the video came out there were a shit ton lol
If you wanna find flat earth comments to make you lose faith in humanity, search up "Planet Flat Earth Documentry" and go to the comment section. It physically and mentally hurts to read them.
@exppenguin I saw it aaahahahrg my brain hurts
@soldierbr8726 Same, that comment section will forever be the worst comment section I have ever seen on my time on RUclips.
Why bother? You guys wont listen and we don't blame you, it does sound insane from your perspective. Fortunately they can only "delay" space travel for so long and at some point people are going to start wondering why we aren't going to the moon or mars, though very few will think it's because the earth is flat. In my opinon you either are going to accept it or reject it and no amount of arguing is going to fix that so again, why bother? Plus most flat earthers are complete assholes and I'd rather not be lumped in with them, I'll just wear my tin foil hat and sip my nonflourinaded well watter in a nice quiet corner.
Thanks for the laughs man :D
As an Australian, I can confirm we do not exist.
Anf as fin i can say that the 5mil people dosent exist either
Ayy what about your spiders with healthbar then?
I can confirm that Australians do not exist as I didn't read this comment because it wasn't there.
Also as an Aussie,I can also confirm we don't exist,we are thriving baby, and girt by sea.
Don't fluke us. Australia exists alright. It's just not where mainstream maps are meant to make us believe it is. Besides, for all we know you are an Austrian.
These people trying to prove the Earth is flat actually make some pretty clever experiments that prove the Earth is round
@Joseph Upton The lasers experiments are a nice idea
@Joseph Upton josephu jostar, i have rejected my humanity and been flipped to orbit, i have proven the earth is flat.
@gohom3882 it's a JoJo reference
@Joseph Upton Watch "behind the curve" documentary, guy there proven the Earth's rotation of 15 degrees per hour drift with a gyroscope (thanks, Bob), and another guy proved the curve using a flashlight at a distance. Both while trying to disprove these things.
its obvious we live on a spinning round rock with pressurised atmosphere hurtling through a vacuum I mean it just makes sense. Right?
Flat Earthers: "Australia doesn't exist!"
Me, living in Australia: *Dafuq*
Shh! You don't exist.
Relax dude, since you are the land down under, you are just under the flat plane that is the earth
We all know everyone pretending to be Australian online is just a NASA bot!
/s
If flat earthers think Australia doesn't exist then maybe there aren't flat earthers in Australia? Time to catch a flight
@Surrenitie Big brain
13:01 thats the sigma grindset
I am now a Mario Earther. There's no going back for me.
Pfft, you believe THAT?
I'm a Velociraptor Earther
have y'all ever heard about the earth clearly being a donut smh my head
I am a no earther
earth does not exist, its only cgi.......