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  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch 3 года назад +184

    Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clcr.me/UPhkeS ✅ ANDROID: clcr.me/YPpeyq ✅ PC: clcr.me/L1iWHD and start your journey now!

    • @Blazerri
      @Blazerri 3 года назад +26

      Really? Are you serious? The literal worst game there is and YOU of all people are advertising this shit now? Damn... You must really crave for the ammuntion money :D

    • @oldbag3043
      @oldbag3043 3 года назад +2

      Thank you brother you keep me smiling 👍

    • @Lilcatfish101
      @Lilcatfish101 3 года назад +27

      @@Blazerri money is money

    • @MW_80
      @MW_80 3 года назад +6

      Can't make money without sponsors, no matter how crap the products are

    • @giancarlochaparro4437
      @giancarlochaparro4437 3 года назад

      Hey have you heard what happened to the guy from kentucky ranchers. If you have do you ever worry that could happen to you?

  • @Jerry-xp3cw
    @Jerry-xp3cw 3 года назад +956

    I just love intros that Matt is taking effort to film.

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

    • @TheChubbyKid
      @TheChubbyKid 3 года назад +2

      It's the only thing he puts effort in with this channel anymore.

    • @roughrider9191
      @roughrider9191 3 года назад +17

      @@TheChubbyKid *shut*

    • @Mongrel698
      @Mongrel698 3 года назад

      Me toooooo broo

    • @Mongrel698
      @Mongrel698 3 года назад +3

      @@YoMateo. bot

  • @lsupreme
    @lsupreme 3 года назад +2879

    When this year ends we need a full compilation of all intros

    • @diogolopes8532
      @diogolopes8532 3 года назад +20

      I wish that

    • @kyhassen
      @kyhassen 3 года назад +69

      Sad part is we would all watch it 😂😂

    • @nickcarnes7537
      @nickcarnes7537 3 года назад +14

      That would be awesome

    • @howtotom
      @howtotom 3 года назад +7

      Yes.

    • @gioandres205
      @gioandres205 3 года назад +6

      @@kyhassen Sit down and count down 2021 with the video and a few drinks...

  • @jamesfischer5718
    @jamesfischer5718 3 года назад +637

    Dude, never stop doing those intros. They are random and hilarious

  • @brenthaymon280
    @brenthaymon280 3 года назад +372

    The pickle hitting his face in slow motion was the best intro he ever made.

    • @dakotareid1566
      @dakotareid1566 3 года назад +5

      Potato I thought

    • @StepBro3262
      @StepBro3262 3 года назад +8

      I farted at the same time that happened

    • @raprebel7783
      @raprebel7783 3 года назад +6

      @@StepBro3262 must be contagious, I farted when I read this.

    • @EnderKind
      @EnderKind 3 года назад +2

      @@raprebel7783 i did too

    • @noetoto646
      @noetoto646 3 года назад +1

      @@EnderKind I did too, but what the fuck.

  • @DEE-jk3rb
    @DEE-jk3rb 3 года назад +121

    I've been watching this channel for years and I don't think I've seen an intro with the same concept ever. This man deserves more than 10 mil.

  • @leonapolitano7089
    @leonapolitano7089 3 года назад +296

    That pickle hitting his face in slow motion was perfect

  • @donny-2964
    @donny-2964 3 года назад +4912

    Matt puts more thought into his intros then all of tik tok does

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

    • @Sk8RsFoRLiF3
      @Sk8RsFoRLiF3 3 года назад +92

      Screw tik tok and the ccp

    • @cricketnone1595
      @cricketnone1595 3 года назад +1

      And hes even getting employees for them too! Its awsome!

    • @rajagopal3432
      @rajagopal3432 3 года назад +8

      I think the only effort he had to make was talking about that mobile game which no one actually plays......!!!

    • @mapleleaf1254
      @mapleleaf1254 3 года назад +3

      @@rajagopal3432 stop with he copy and paste

  • @bybybyby7710
    @bybybyby7710 3 года назад +263

    Remember, you need to show your full gun collection when you hit 10 million

    • @austineger2765
      @austineger2765 3 года назад +2

      I secound this comment

    • @agentr420
      @agentr420 3 года назад +10

      Perfect opportunity to adjust all the sights on his guns while he's at it

    • @vndrew3810
      @vndrew3810 3 года назад +2

      agreed

    • @justingundry4327
      @justingundry4327 3 года назад +3

      Matt will just back out

    • @reaganriddle
      @reaganriddle 3 года назад +7

      @@justingundry4327 to be fair I would too. Who wants crackheads breaking into their house?

  • @CarsonFrost
    @CarsonFrost 3 года назад +118

    This dude gets better and better at the acting in the beginning of these

  • @Lighthammer072
    @Lighthammer072 3 года назад +211

    0:30 "Our pickles will blot out the sun."
    "Then we will fight in the shade."

    • @Lady8D
      @Lady8D 3 года назад +3

      First time through I thought those were potatoes! Took this comment for me to realize I was mistaken ÷)

  • @brighamruud5090
    @brighamruud5090 3 года назад +3547

    I love how he still doesn’t understand that bullets are hot

  • @notabot3518
    @notabot3518 3 года назад +8

    You're my hero. I've watched you since you were refilling shotgun shells w wax and pennies. To see you make it so far through all of the bs over the years on RUclips.. I'm so proud of you.

  • @WelziFC7
    @WelziFC7 3 года назад +230

    “I’m Sorry about your burns bro, speedy recovery”
    - Crispy
    Fucking legend

    • @JackPage570
      @JackPage570 3 года назад +5

      Demo gets burned and Kentucky ballistics gets a 50 exploded in his face

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 3 года назад +7

      @@JackPage570 i dont watch Kentucky Ballistics but damn when i saw that video he posted about it in my recommended, that was crazy, he's a lucky man

    • @theskinthief962
      @theskinthief962 3 года назад +3

      @@aidankelley2696 extremely lucky

  • @Gospelmusiccovers
    @Gospelmusiccovers 3 года назад +260

    Someone needs to put a compilation together of every time Matt grabs a bullet immediately after being fired and then says “Ow! That’s hot!” Then touches it again and repeats himself. Seriously the amount of times through the years... lol

  • @Ben.g
    @Ben.g 3 года назад +366

    Getting close to 10 Million!!

    • @eliklappenbach2426
      @eliklappenbach2426 3 года назад +28

      U know what that means
      Full gun collection reveal

    • @bobrodneys6694
      @bobrodneys6694 3 года назад +6

      I'm so happy for Matt, he's getting what he deserves!

    • @trentgreen9745
      @trentgreen9745 3 года назад +4

      @@bobrodneys6694 he's definitely got the ATF watching. That's the problem

    • @craven7
      @craven7 3 года назад

      @@trentgreen9745 not really

    • @derekfarley5899
      @derekfarley5899 3 года назад +7

      @@trentgreen9745 hes got his tax stuff correct, he's in South Central Texas on land that he owns. Shooting guns that he legally purchased.... no, the ATF doesn't care. They aren't reassigning off the border to investigate him.

  • @alale923
    @alale923 3 года назад +4

    I love the intros like this that need no words spoken but are absolutely hilarious. Keep it up.

  • @1thevm1
    @1thevm1 3 года назад +433

    Matt when he's all burnt and blistered: All smiles
    Matt when he shoots a big revolver or picks up a hot bullet: Owie owie owie!

    • @taylorbokshowan5713
      @taylorbokshowan5713 3 года назад +2

      You realize those bullets aren’t really hot... and revolvers aren’t that bad to shoot. Especially for how much he shoots

    • @predalien34
      @predalien34 3 года назад +1

      ...is that an oversimplified reference?

    • @hectorpilgaardgertz5377
      @hectorpilgaardgertz5377 3 года назад +2

      When in the intro did he get burnt

    • @herrkeks8509
      @herrkeks8509 3 года назад +4

      @@hectorpilgaardgertz5377 You got to watch the last like 13 seconds after the Outro.

    • @billyhess5263
      @billyhess5263 3 года назад +3

      @@taylorbokshowan5713 bullets are hotter than hell when they're just shot...takes a good 5 minutes for them to cool enough to pick up. I've gotten a few blisters from picking them up too soon.

  • @peterblyth112
    @peterblyth112 3 года назад +474

    Scott: blows himself up with a fifty cal
    Whistlin Diesel: shoots himself in the head with a 50 cal
    Matt: .... I burned my footsie

    • @tfl2155
      @tfl2155 3 года назад +8

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Pambo101
      @Pambo101 3 года назад +2

      Bwwwaaaahhhh!

    • @michaelnickerson2
      @michaelnickerson2 3 года назад +12

      Was going to say shot himself with pickles.😂🤣😂

    • @bogsfrogslog
      @bogsfrogslog 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelnickerson2 that too, both in the head and back

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +7

      well he's the smartest one of the bunch, safety-wise

  • @CarolinaGunGuy
    @CarolinaGunGuy 3 года назад +249

    Matt: Gets burned while doing stupid stuff.
    Also Matt: *"I'm working hard for you guys!"*
    I can appreciate it. 😆👍

    • @spyder6000
      @spyder6000 3 года назад

      xd

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

    • @TimStrobel
      @TimStrobel 3 года назад

      Wait till he prints his recovery shirt!.....aww too soon?

  • @nicholasdominguez3952
    @nicholasdominguez3952 3 года назад +6

    I actually wore these when I was a retail manager. My feet are kind of weird so they weren't 100% comfortable, but the steel toe came in handy often and the Kevlar sole saved me from having a nail go through my foot, so I'm pretty happy with that. They're also non-slip, which was fairly accurate in my experience with them. Our roof leaked a lot, so I had plenty of chances to test out that aspect of them.
    Overall, they were pretty good work shoes. Definitely not the worst $60 (got em on sale) I ever spent.

  • @kars2010
    @kars2010 3 года назад +233

    Matt: Literally has a firetruck.
    Also Matt: I'm not sure how I'm going to put out this fire.

    • @bgezal
      @bgezal 3 года назад +5

      Check the intro again. This was filmed when the Master Chief still had a naked flatbed.

  • @thermitemain8072
    @thermitemain8072 3 года назад +74

    That intro was a masterpiece, an entire drama in 20 seconds

  • @kethhekel
    @kethhekel 3 года назад +254

    Matt: "We bought 2 of these and they were like $80 a piece. You're welcome internet"
    Something tells me this was cheaper to film than 900 gallons of ranch lol

    • @itsJJJbitches
      @itsJJJbitches 3 года назад +16

      or the 1000 packs of ramen hahaha

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 3 года назад +4

      @@itsJJJbitches Ramen is usually 10 cents a piece, so he probably spent 100 dollars plus tax.

    • @sadedx
      @sadedx 3 года назад +6

      @@shanehudson3995 where do you find ramen that cheap

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 3 года назад +1

      @@sadedx I'm in Arizona, it's that cheap at practically every store here. This is the single serve packets mind you, like Matt had.

    • @sadedx
      @sadedx 3 года назад +2

      @@shanehudson3995 well I’m from California and their 59¢

  • @shaneyates2608
    @shaneyates2608 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely enjoy all of your intros and outros keep up the awesome work matt you are awesome brother

  • @thebrokepetrolhead1937
    @thebrokepetrolhead1937 3 года назад +276

    Not gonna lie, that freaking pickle slingshot deserved a like button in of itself 😂😂😂

    • @alanwiggins47
      @alanwiggins47 3 года назад +6

      I was going to say him getting slapped in the face with one in slow mo

    • @dmcrim624
      @dmcrim624 3 года назад +3

      The sound of it hitting his face...LOL

    • @word1722
      @word1722 3 года назад

      Oh yea. That’s exactly when I liked the video😂😂

    • @ripneighborhoodniprip8303
      @ripneighborhoodniprip8303 3 года назад

      I thought it was a potato to the face

    • @ripneighborhoodniprip8303
      @ripneighborhoodniprip8303 3 года назад

      @@dmcrim624 sounds just like when I give my old lady a smurf punch.

  • @paperbagheadofficial9827
    @paperbagheadofficial9827 3 года назад +80

    Shoe company: "puncture resistant"
    Matt: "and I took that personally"

  • @rileywelton3243
    @rileywelton3243 3 года назад +487

    Please someone make a compilation of Matt saying “ow that’s hot” every time he picks up hot lead. I swear the video would prolly be 30 min long

  • @duk3cityg
    @duk3cityg 3 года назад

    *RIP MARK*
    Keeping your family in my prayers always.

  • @Tyler22888
    @Tyler22888 3 года назад +736

    I feel like we need a shirt that says “it’s hot” with a smoking bullet on it

    • @devilisdutch
      @devilisdutch 3 года назад +13

      The sheer number of times he has picked up a bullet just after it has been shot is insane.

    • @AngelEyes124
      @AngelEyes124 3 года назад +3

      Yesss💯😂

    • @jasonjr2500
      @jasonjr2500 3 года назад +2

      @@devilisdutch I do it too

    • @viktorkrantz3406
      @viktorkrantz3406 3 года назад +2

      Or "ouch,(or something like that) its hot".... great idé btw😅

    • @rosmill1
      @rosmill1 3 года назад

      🤣

  • @freeze4777
    @freeze4777 3 года назад +100

    During that intro I was just imagining Mere looking out the window watching you film and thinking to herself "I never could have imagined my life turning out like this."

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell 3 года назад +6

      The thoughts that Mere has about Matt would make a awesome series🤔

    • @LSwick-ss6nm
      @LSwick-ss6nm 3 года назад +6

      "How am I going to explain this to the kids?"

    • @charelpeffer52
      @charelpeffer52 3 года назад

      She knew what she was getting into😂

    • @joshlabe2929
      @joshlabe2929 3 года назад

      I’m sure she loves it, like every one loves their dumbass family member😂

  • @ayejaytea
    @ayejaytea 3 года назад +212

    Matt: *shoots $45,000 gold bar without complaining*
    Also Matt: *shoots 2 pairs of $80 shoes and complains*

    • @1337skillzor
      @1337skillzor 3 года назад +8

      gold can be smelted back into a bar and sold.

    • @ayejaytea
      @ayejaytea 3 года назад +2

      @@1337skillzor I’m well aware of that, thanks!

    • @keithkaweaf1840
      @keithkaweaf1840 3 года назад +1

      @@ayejaytea :D

    • @Your_Resident_Jawa
      @Your_Resident_Jawa 3 года назад +5

      @@1337skillzor but it won’t be worth as much as it is no longer as pure

    • @reissmain6573
      @reissmain6573 3 года назад +3

      @@1337skillzor when he shoots it pieces come off it then loses its value as it is no longer the perfect weight and needs to be sold in smaller amounts

  • @flugel6856
    @flugel6856 3 года назад +8

    The pickle slingshot is my favorite Home Defense weapon.

  • @gavinerickson6525
    @gavinerickson6525 3 года назад +826

    I love how companies use “military grade” as a selling point for their products. All that means is it was supplied by the cheapest bidder 😂

    • @mdss4310
      @mdss4310 3 года назад +20

      Just like mill spec on gun parts lol I’ll take a hard pass

    • @staticx2552
      @staticx2552 3 года назад +9

      Yea my buddy ex army enlightened me 2 that

    • @tonyh2181
      @tonyh2181 3 года назад +27

      That's why I get so upset when politicians call my rifle military grade. I'm like come on guys my stuff is WAY better than that.

    • @SerTomKatze
      @SerTomKatze 3 года назад +7

      Yup I can attest "military grade" means cheap and mass produced

    • @christopherbarabas9151
      @christopherbarabas9151 3 года назад +5

      Military grade = lowest highest bidder

  • @billy.1110
    @billy.1110 3 года назад +73

    I think there should be a video of Mere reacting to all the intros.

  • @chrisy2128
    @chrisy2128 3 года назад +212

    Matt: These shoes are 80 bucks a pair and we bought two of them, you're welcome.
    Also Matt: Bought 3000 packages of Ramen and 3 kiddie pools to put them in.

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 3 года назад +4

      Second pair is only $40 too if you just bought another pair lol

    • @MindovermatterKickz305
      @MindovermatterKickz305 3 года назад

      I bought two boots and two cushions I got all of it for 150 can’t beat that

    • @guyod1
      @guyod1 3 года назад +4

      3,000 packs of Ramen is still only $3

    • @FuzionGamerChannel
      @FuzionGamerChannel 3 года назад

      @@guyod1 it’s actually 274.78£

    • @dhc2
      @dhc2 3 года назад

      wtf are you talking about

  • @davidharrison6695
    @davidharrison6695 3 года назад +1

    And we appreciate your hard work Matt.

  • @chrissalmon1846
    @chrissalmon1846 3 года назад +217

    Some guy is claiming he created a bulletproof Ironman suit. My only comment was "You can't claim bulletproof until its been tested on Demolition Ranch"

  • @ienvydanger1543
    @ienvydanger1543 3 года назад +21

    The intros are just the vids now, I love it

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

  • @MadMan_123
    @MadMan_123 3 года назад +229

    The intro is an actual home defense demonstration for 2021 when no one has ammo

    • @msylvestre
      @msylvestre 3 года назад +5

      Lot of people have lots of ammo friend

    • @themadbagger1985
      @themadbagger1985 3 года назад +2

      @@msylvestre Not me 😭 I have 10mm and its impossible to find ammo right now. Every gun store within 30 miles is out and I've only been able to find a couple boxes online

    • @raijin1542
      @raijin1542 3 года назад +1

      @@themadbagger1985any gun shows in your area? Highly recommend my friend

    • @krayzion544
      @krayzion544 3 года назад +1

      @@themadbagger1985 or as soon as they restock with ammo go to that location because that’s what my dad dose looks for ammo almost every day and checks what time it gets in and when they open

    • @themadbagger1985
      @themadbagger1985 3 года назад

      @@raijin1542 Didn't think of that. Thanks I'll have to look into that.

  • @aKalishnacough
    @aKalishnacough 3 года назад

    Been watching alot of 2016 demo ranch. Y'all should bring that vibe back.

  • @afroman5531
    @afroman5531 3 года назад +133

    Think about how long that intro took to shoot, with out even a word spoken. Master piece

    • @tylerp5093
      @tylerp5093 3 года назад +4

      Would have taken the same amount of time if he talked

    • @josephatherley
      @josephatherley 3 года назад

      Wouldn't have taken very long.

    • @MrCurly210
      @MrCurly210 3 года назад

      Don't tell me what to think about..

    • @ihatetiktok9720
      @ihatetiktok9720 3 года назад

      That was funny asf

    • @drewbryant38
      @drewbryant38 3 года назад

      That was interesting to say the least

  • @joevanbalinghem8293
    @joevanbalinghem8293 3 года назад +37

    Matt's intro videos just keep getting better and better.

  • @skozlozlaurie712
    @skozlozlaurie712 3 года назад +40

    That pickle intro was pure gold. Holy moly that slow-mo pickle to the face made me laugh so hard.
    Love it Matt, thanks for the laughs!!

  • @toasted-ramen7938
    @toasted-ramen7938 3 года назад

    these intros/cold opens are so good

  • @bobthreetimes2286
    @bobthreetimes2286 3 года назад +418

    “Nothings bullet proof if you shoot it enough”
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @theslayer7110
      @theslayer7110 3 года назад +29

      "It's not a war crime if it looks funny"
      -Sun Tsu

    • @HiBye-rq2mr
      @HiBye-rq2mr 3 года назад +5

      @@theslayer7110 it’s Sun Tzu, Art of War*

    • @HiBye-rq2mr
      @HiBye-rq2mr 3 года назад +7

      @@theslayer7110 respect to the war artist.

    • @bobthreetimes2286
      @bobthreetimes2286 3 года назад +16

      @@theslayer7110 “Can’t get caught if no one is left to catch you”
      -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @pupinator98
      @pupinator98 3 года назад +8

      "Shoot until the threat changes shape or catches fire. only then will your enemies know true peace" -The Dalai Lama

  • @adamb7963
    @adamb7963 3 года назад +38

    Can we get a series like this? Product testing "indestructible" items

    • @HardtoHandleThisFella
      @HardtoHandleThisFella 3 года назад +2

      That's a great call. You just suggested at least a years worth of content.

    • @derekfarley5899
      @derekfarley5899 3 года назад +1

      Need a DemoRanch and Project Farm collab

  • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
    @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 3 года назад +82

    Matt would be the type to buy an indestructible jacket, shoot it with a tank and say “yeah not so indestructible now are you”

    • @historyhub5389
      @historyhub5389 3 года назад +1

      Well indestructible means impossible to destroy so he wouldn’t be wrong. Nothing is indestructible

  • @gaedikus
    @gaedikus 3 года назад

    this is without a doubt the BEST intro. the best.

  • @jordanadams626
    @jordanadams626 3 года назад +89

    I need a shirt with the picture of a fired bullet with the words “that’s hott”

  • @CSPDesign
    @CSPDesign 3 года назад +81

    I feel like Matt’s intros are reflections to his inner arguments with himself😂😂

  • @swampdonkey4404
    @swampdonkey4404 3 года назад +84

    The pickle slap-in-the-face got me rolling

  • @RedPanda1775
    @RedPanda1775 3 года назад

    Keep it up Matt! Pushin 10M and can’t wait to see your full collection! God bless brotha!

  • @chancelathrop7682
    @chancelathrop7682 3 года назад +154

    I feel like he has a secret twin with all theses intros half the time.

    • @raid_ghost6605
      @raid_ghost6605 3 года назад +2

      theses?

    • @Zyrukie4300
      @Zyrukie4300 3 года назад +1

      Or he just has that much commitment in bringing good quality funny material to his subscribers.

    • @idkwhattocallmyselfbruh
      @idkwhattocallmyselfbruh 3 года назад +1

      i’m pretty sure he switches out with a friend for this type of intro.

    • @codieneshark2718
      @codieneshark2718 3 года назад +3

      Yea it’s vet ranch coming over to steal his brothers shoes.

    • @tykemattinson859
      @tykemattinson859 3 года назад +2

      @@raid_ghost6605 grammar Gestapo

  • @jmt8706official
    @jmt8706official 3 года назад +39

    Matt: "Military grade kevlar"...
    Project Farm: "We're gunna test that"

    • @MattTigers
      @MattTigers 3 года назад +1

      I was waiting for him to say it.

  • @jaramillo3910
    @jaramillo3910 3 года назад +57

    That clap of a pickle hitting someone's face.

  • @nathanr280
    @nathanr280 3 года назад +4

    Try strike movement Pace AF trainer, they have multiple layers of kevlar in it.

  • @blockshoota5418
    @blockshoota5418 3 года назад +57

    This man puts so much creativity in his intros like bruh u got a twin brother that we don’t know about?!?

  • @fedde7232
    @fedde7232 3 года назад +101

    I’m convinced this guy has a twin after seeing this intro lol

    • @yorkoxmaul66
      @yorkoxmaul66 3 года назад +13

      You forgot the third brother holding the camera

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

    • @trentonmoore4803
      @trentonmoore4803 3 года назад +1

      @@Demixb I don’t know the point of that relating to this but that was interesting😂

    • @mapleleaf1254
      @mapleleaf1254 3 года назад +1

      @@yorkoxmaul66 his third brother pasted sadly, and drewski does gaming videos it’s most likely the camera man and the camera would be mounted on a tripod

    • @fedde7232
      @fedde7232 3 года назад +1

      @@yorkoxmaul66 right

  • @Hejdinpeder
    @Hejdinpeder 3 года назад +52

    “Totally missed by a cm”
    cm!
    Matt has become international

    • @mongrel_97
      @mongrel_97 3 года назад +1

      it's weird how people from both US and Europe will interchange the systems depending on what they're talking about lol

    • @SuperBoomer95
      @SuperBoomer95 3 года назад +6

      @@mongrel_97 it was weird to hear an amarican, let alone a texan say cm. But as a Canadian, we use both measurements randomly. I know how far a km is but not a mile. But I know how long a foot is and not a meter (unless I picture a door).

    • @freevipservers
      @freevipservers 3 года назад

      I have noticed that. Some youtubers(even Canadian and British) use metric and freedom units. It really depends on the size. CM is smaller and more accurate than a inch.

    • @naturalorang3
      @naturalorang3 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperBoomer95 3 feet in a yard. 1 yard is just about a meter (0.91m).

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 3 года назад

      @@freevipservers "Freedom" units, more like archaic units. *insert signature look of superiority*
      Although I gotta say, the old imperial system rolls off the tongue a lot better. Inch vs centimeter? Mile vs Kilometer? Might not be a problem in everyday use, but when you're doing prose for a novel, the "freedom" units don't break the pacing of your sentences as much, which is real nice.

  • @nicolebookman3308
    @nicolebookman3308 3 года назад

    LMAO! The intro video just made me laught out loud...the pickle sling shot knock down and pickle n the face were hilarious! As always.. amusing!! Thanks for the entertainment Matt!!

  • @andrewfleming5531
    @andrewfleming5531 3 года назад +6

    I will never get tired of these intros. By far one of the best on RUclips.

  • @vomitingwithungodlyaccurac3218
    @vomitingwithungodlyaccurac3218 3 года назад +140

    “Not sure how I’m gonna put that out” MATT YOU HAVE A FREAKING FIRE TRUCK

    • @doughudgens9275
      @doughudgens9275 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, but he left it at the house!
      (It was in the background of the intro)

    • @kaydensmith382
      @kaydensmith382 3 года назад +1

      Fr

    • @justinpowell3174
      @justinpowell3174 3 года назад

      I bet he feels like a silly goose for shooting all those fire extinguishers.

    • @sweerpotato6889
      @sweerpotato6889 3 года назад

      Bro your name

  • @Xamor101st
    @Xamor101st 3 года назад +39

    Lmao at the extended footage after the outro! "OW, SHIT!" *Throws show and starts hopping* "Dude it burned the crap outta me!" 🤣

  • @randomstudio4973
    @randomstudio4973 3 года назад

    My favorite part of the video is the intro..love it bro

  • @portal1329
    @portal1329 3 года назад +22

    You gotta love how matt can go from happy personality to "Oh shit my foot is on fire" and back to happy personality in all of ten seconds. If that was my foot I'd be cursing like a sailor and angry for the rest of the day

    • @christopherwinter2099
      @christopherwinter2099 3 года назад +1

      Yeah was plasma cutting one day and my foot was in just the right place for a piece of liquid steel to go through my shoe through my sock and then imbed itself in my foot. That hurt like hell for a couple minutes was not fun trying to get it out.

  • @kristalmeth4452
    @kristalmeth4452 3 года назад +41

    Died when evil Matt yeeted that pickle at Good Matt's face, and it hit him in the cheek... That slapping sound 😂😂😂

    • @shottyjonny3972
      @shottyjonny3972 3 года назад

      How did you determine who was good and bad

    • @kristalmeth4452
      @kristalmeth4452 3 года назад +1

      @@shottyjonny3972 cuz who hits someone with a freaking pickle

    • @B0R3D901
      @B0R3D901 3 года назад +1

      @@kristalmeth4452 The other Matt did it first lmao

  • @keatongilbert8224
    @keatongilbert8224 3 года назад +36

    9:50 lmao”it’s lemon”
    “I feel like I should eat it”
    😂😂😂

  • @Prod_by_Simulox
    @Prod_by_Simulox 3 года назад

    Lot's of love from India, I watch your videos everyday because I love weapons and gun games. I started with when you come with Call of Duty weapons.! You are doing awesome, what some people can't do but can see and had the satisfaction of blows. Thankyou..! 💯💯

  • @joshwilliams4588
    @joshwilliams4588 3 года назад +4

    Would love to see more 30 30 videos, love that caliber

  • @ulisesbenitez3473
    @ulisesbenitez3473 3 года назад +32

    Matt being worried about the boots not being bulletproof and making the video short meanwhile I was just happy with that intro.

    • @baglights4797
      @baglights4797 3 года назад

      Ong if he would just post these intros he’d literally be fine

  • @danwall5010
    @danwall5010 3 года назад +36

    "This is a gun scrubber. This is for cleaning a gun."
    Something Matt has NEVER done! Lmao

    • @duncemonkey14
      @duncemonkey14 3 года назад +2

      I've always felt like Matt would be the kind of guy to bring in like 8 guns into a shop for cleaning all at once,because hes got plenty to rotate,and he's a busy guy after all.

    • @danwall5010
      @danwall5010 3 года назад +1

      @@duncemonkey14 I think he shoots them to pieces for target practice on the range once they're too gunked up. Helps him free up some room in the safe for the gun he isnt going to tell Mere about.

  • @ВВВсегда
    @ВВВсегда 3 года назад +5

    Благодарю, кайфонул , когда они ОБА выхватили по щам огурцами !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christophervasquez1304
    @christophervasquez1304 3 года назад +8

    I really love how Crispy reached out on IG showing Matt support for his burns... a Crispy burn if you will 😂 these guys are absolutely awesome 😂

  • @georgelock1251
    @georgelock1251 3 года назад +97

    Company: claims their product is indestructible
    Matt: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @joshhenline5476
      @joshhenline5476 3 года назад +1

      *also matt, I've been hanging out with whistlindiesel lately..........

  • @AlaskaTony
    @AlaskaTony 3 года назад +21

    I just want to know which employee got to throw a pickle at your face? and how much laughing happened during the intro filming

  • @edshelden7590
    @edshelden7590 3 года назад

    Great show. The pre show was excellent also.

  • @noproblemhouston.
    @noproblemhouston. 3 года назад +21

    We need a compilation of every single intro.
    Now.

  • @aewhatever
    @aewhatever 3 года назад +35

    He throws the AK. Damn that killed me

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 3 года назад +12

      I was gonna wince, but it AK. He probably improved its accuracy :)

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 3 года назад +3

      Probably hurt the wall more then the AK rofl

  • @ethanwheatthin2450
    @ethanwheatthin2450 3 года назад +11

    That intro needs to win an Oscar. Hands down the best silent film of 2021.

  • @Master_Crane
    @Master_Crane 3 года назад +1

    Definitely my favorite intro of all time for this show haha

  • @K_Karayianis_L.C.S.W.
    @K_Karayianis_L.C.S.W. 3 года назад +21

    This absolutely takes the expression, "dont' beat yourself up" to an entirely new level.

  • @msylvestre
    @msylvestre 3 года назад +8

    Gosh, that "CONTACT RIGHT" from Nick chills me everytime.

  • @thanasis_ofc_gr
    @thanasis_ofc_gr 3 года назад +22

    These intros are pure art😂

    • @Demixb
      @Demixb 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yv2cnX1jOTI/видео.html

    • @thanasis_ofc_gr
      @thanasis_ofc_gr 3 года назад +1

      @@Demixb 😐

    • @motokid1492
      @motokid1492 3 года назад +1

      @@thanasis_ofc_gr You got rick rolled ?

    • @thanasis_ofc_gr
      @thanasis_ofc_gr 3 года назад

      @@motokid1492 No it's a Modern Warfare video

  • @gabedemichele670
    @gabedemichele670 3 года назад

    thnk u for ur service man

  • @davidsherman6041
    @davidsherman6041 3 года назад +25

    At first when he said “I burnt myself in the intro” I thought oh wow he burned himself accidentally for once and not while picking up a bullet, and low and behold... he does both Lmao love you matt

  • @rudkinp00
    @rudkinp00 3 года назад +6

    Please combine all of these intros at the end of the year as a Christmas gift to the demolitia. These are golden

  • @gleisbauer25
    @gleisbauer25 3 года назад +16

    Brandon Herrera after watching the Intro „finally Matt is treating his AK well.“

  • @iiQuickclaw
    @iiQuickclaw 3 года назад

    This one was well edited for the intro and I loved it!

  • @Malik-ji1kx
    @Malik-ji1kx 3 года назад +15

    Matt: **sees a new product claiming its invincible**
    Also Matt: "You underestimate my POWER"

  • @chadshrigmamale7082
    @chadshrigmamale7082 3 года назад +7

    1:33 now that's "jaw droppingly gorgeous"

  • @whoshotashleybabbitt4924
    @whoshotashleybabbitt4924 3 года назад +8

    "And there is the lead of the .45 acp"
    Matt is going to burn his fingers in 3... 2... 1...
    "OW! THAT'S HOT!"

  • @kylel3187
    @kylel3187 3 года назад

    Was rewatching some classic demo ranch videos who like to see you tackle the one inch steel plate again with your updated Arsenal.

  • @DavidMN-
    @DavidMN- 3 года назад +15

    Matt: I need a fire truck
    * Buys Firetruck *
    Also Matt: I'll use this water bottle to put out the fire...

  • @mphillips5366
    @mphillips5366 3 года назад +5

    Matt this intro was hilarious. One of my favorite corny movies "Pain and Gain" has a pickle to the face scene as well. Gonna say one of the best intros. Thumbs up approved.

  • @derekfarley5899
    @derekfarley5899 3 года назад +12

    "Indestructible? We're gonna test that!" Project Farm and DemoRanch collab needs to happen.

  • @duanemcdonald1715
    @duanemcdonald1715 3 года назад

    Hands down the best opening by far the pickle at the end to the face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lotek117
    @Lotek117 3 года назад +15

    Does anyone else like really wish all the other Matts really existed? Honestly i couldnt think of anything better than if all Matt's other personalities(characters) existed at the same time, could you imagine the content haha.

  • @tannerrubach3998
    @tannerrubach3998 3 года назад +52

    That’s one of the very few times I’ve ever heard Matt curse

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 3 года назад +3

      Check out the off the ranch video when Mere makes his truck pink

    • @tannerrubach3998
      @tannerrubach3998 3 года назад +1

      @@codyleslie478 already saw that one when it came out

    • @Bigfoot1978
      @Bigfoot1978 3 года назад

      hUh, no way i thought he was “family friendly” hahahaha

    • @Bigfoot1978
      @Bigfoot1978 3 года назад

      @Austin Campbell after the outro OOF

    • @Daddyd3eath13
      @Daddyd3eath13 3 года назад +1

      Go check out the first video of off the ranch when he's trying to get rid of the hornets nest lol

  • @bridgetborstmayer4853
    @bridgetborstmayer4853 3 года назад +44

    Nobody:
    Demonitized RUclipsrs:
    Raid: Ladies and gentleman. We got em