"You revolutionized the whole understanding of the universe when an apple on your head. I revolutionized the apple industry when an apple fell on my head. We are not the same"
Same in my country We don't have breeding apples by humans so we live just like that if an apple is delicious good if it isn't sucks to be you I hate this shit
Fun fact: honeycrisp is the state apple of minnesota. It was also made by a university of minnesota scientist which is why he was wearing the gopher hat
Nothing ruins an evening like a mushy apple Edit:The amount of people who disagree is honestly surprising and outright disgusting, society is slowly turning bad and mushy, just like an apple
Red delicious apples are my favorite, i love the texture and they have very little tartness. All other apples i try tend to be too soft and grainy. I like honeycrisp too but i would definitely prefer a red delicious.
Cosmic crisp is great. It’s wild the level of marketing they put into it, almost like it was an Apple iPhone (wink wink). The fact we are branding produce now is surreal!
Every red delicious I’ve had was tough in the outside and inside the outside were bitter and the inside crisp but after a while I got used to em and now I love em
I liked the Red Delicious when I was a child. I wouldn't class the insides as "mushy", but it was kinda soft compared to more "crisp" apples. I prefer soft over crisp
David Bedford was an apple “inventor”. David was born on August 4, 1937. Soon he died on October 1, 2011, living 74 years. Impressive, huh? He tasted good apples, took pollen from the mother tree, put it on the other, and invented new apples. He always gives unique names to each group of apples and they taste exactly how they taste. David doesn't actually eat the apples, he takes a bite, sucks the juice, but he spits out the actual apple or pulp. David Bedford has been working for about 30 years and only 5 apples were successful. He works for the University of Minnesota. One day they host a tournament to name a new type of apple. They expected about 300-400 people to show up but about/over 7,000 people showed up! Many names were said but in the end, frostbite won. He goes to about 20,000 trees per day and he still doesn't get sick of apples, he eats one at least every day.
Stores started calling red delicious honey crisp so it looked good and people though they were going to get a good apple but they didnt. Eventually they made anotherone called sweetango and trademarked it so stores couldnt call it a sweetango apple unless it actuall was one
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I 39 like
My fav is cosmics
Love your channel brother. Very interesting and fun!! Thank you 😊
Golden delicious is the best apple! Fight me 😂
At least he didn't write laws of gravity when the apple fell on his head.
Fr😂
That person even created integration and differentiation 💀
You don't even know the hella ton of things Newton did for science
I hate the calculus guy
@@aahronbhujbal7117we could be flying around but no, Isaac newton had to invent gravity because an apple fell on his head
@@aahronbhujbal7117
woah a hardcore Isaac Newton stan in the wild
I got 2 honeycrisp trees. They are a pain to maintain, and don’t like heatwaves, windy storms, nor too much rain.
But they are tasty as sh,
Ah, no wonder why stores don't want them
@@Thatechoissoannoyingit is got it on me
@@Thatechoissoannoyingbye pop smoke
@@danidegelder5020pop smoke was great
I bet being rejected by superstores after working for months must’ve left him heartbroken.
Frrr
At least he did not start WW2
i bet the superstores were heartbroken when it blew up
@@najibmubin3662once in a while, someone leaves the art school...
@@najibmubin3662 HELP-
Discovering gravity❌️
Discovering a delicous apple✅️
“Please lord have mercy on my soul”
DONT MAKE MY HEART TURN COLD-😂✋
Those sound like good lyrics. What song is that from?
Because i got it on meh-
@@darkrider5282 m 4 big guys
@@darkrider5282 play 4 big guys
50 cent - many men
Nobody told me apples had lore lmao
Love ur pfp
pretty sure everything has lore my friend
@@goeticfolklore it was a joke btw
@user-yi9qw8jn5s ???
@@lukebehindtheslaughter8525 i know i was just being a smart ass out of boredom
That “holy sh*t” was so funny
"It's holy sh*t"
That's crazy 😂
''It's holy sh*t''
That's crazy😂
"You revolutionized the whole understanding of the universe when an apple on your head.
I revolutionized the apple industry when an apple fell on my head.
We are not the same"
we are not the same
“I went to a hospital when an apple fell on my head. We are not the same.”
The animators have spared us today
Lol
@@sammardock8403wassup baby girl
i read that as spread for whatever reason
@@ScarletC9...
was there literally anything for them to do?
How we got Bad Apples:
Touhou great 8-bit music
The rest is history
YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
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Ah yes, PC-98 Touhou lol.
Literally none of this happened though, honey crisps are much much older than re delicious idk why this guy makes stuff up
FUCK I was waaaay too late.
“it-it-it’s, holy sh*t” got me laughing😂
bros immune to doctors
"It-It-It's "
"Holy Sh!t"
Bro I can't 😭
im sure you can
It was not that funny bro
@@gkrees9509not funny 😑
@@largestbrainjust because you think it's not funny doesn't mean other people think it isn't funny
LoL
That guy is a legend for eating that many apple just to help stores
To help consumers. The stores didn't want the apples at first
Well he only needed to take a bite.
in what way did he help sxtores?
He helped apple enjoyers, also he is a multi-millionaire now
And then the stores refused 😭
"This is the worlds worst apple"
You could say its a.. bad apple
Bad apple referenced!!! 🗣🔥 🗣🔥 🗣🔥
This time, he didnt discover gravity. He discovered the one and only.
Bro casually disrespected the apple I've been eating for decades
YEAH SAME. i think its a country thing because in my country I've only really seen stores selling delicious apple
Up your apple game son
Same in my country
We don't have breeding apples by humans so we live just like that if an apple is delicious good if it isn't sucks to be you
I hate this shit
@@achour.falestine Red delicious apples are not delicious.
@@gabedarrett1301 yup
Also we need to thank apples for helping invent gravity
Chess shark
Bot
@@Advertenciadeenojonot
Bro rockin the fatherless pfp 🔥
No. I hate gravity and apples and Isaac Newton. They removed most of the fun.
when i saw the word "worlds worst apple" i went like "BAD APPLE"
Fr bro people don't realise how bad these apples are this guy saved the red apple
The animators are calm today
Mostly
For now
Good one npc
Get lost bot
@@durp.Invinciblepeople when they see a bunch of comments that are the same: “Bot”
"pLleASE lORD, HaVE meRCy oN my sOOUL"
"its-its, HOLY SHIT!"
got me dead💀
Lol
HELP
Im so evil i turned ur likes from 111 likes to 112
@@ZareaRahming-ik8hx ur more evil than hitler
e to
Wait, what? I was under the impression that red apples tasted the best.
Salute for that guy who sacrifice his belly for us to get a good apple
Is it just me, or does apples falling on heads always cause people to discover secrets about life
give me one real life example that isn't Isaac Newton
@@Lepushiiit didnt even fall on his head but near him
@@Lepushiithis video
Coconuts also tells people about life and death when it falls on one's head
Fr tho!!
Please, Lord have mercy on my soul got me dying
The fact that the apple fell on his head caught me off guard
All Doctors in the world were afraid of him😂
Ate 600 apples? He won't need a doctor anymore, he's immortal.
Will probably only last a year seeing as the apple count is less than to year and there will be diminishing returns eating many at once
A year is 365 days tho
A year is 365 tho
He sacrificed his health for us, that’s very selfless actually
The apple hit bringed me issac newton flashbacks 💀
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
He hasn’t seen a doctor in years, hasn’t he?
FYI, it should be "has he?" at the end, it's always the opposite of what the first verb is
Oh yea
@@happydogger5009blud is the grammar police 💀🤓
@@lol6876 I'm helping out my guy, maybe he didn't know that and now he does, what's wrong with that
@@happydogger5009 yeah ik it's just a joke mate
Fun fact: honeycrisp is the state apple of minnesota. It was also made by a university of minnesota scientist which is why he was wearing the gopher hat
Cool
as a minnesotan, i can confirm
as a minnesotan, damn.
rley's city 🤓
@@apollo4082 as a minnesotan, i can confirm apple.
pov: this wont stop being recommended to you so you gave in
I just thought they were apples 💀
The animators weren’t on drugs today 😢
Bro what do you want💀💀💀
@@Benzzyy-Ew3 that one kiss from the video "why british people are obessed with drinking tea"
Look at the blue fellows head.
I personally love Fuji apples because they’re softer and juicier but you gotta respect apple breeders for tasting that many apples
Same here lol
yess fuji
Personally I enjoy the tartness of a pink lady apple.
Samw
@@Clawaaaa Best variety of apple by far is pink lady. I also saw them called “cripps pink”, but they’re still the best
"please lord have mercy on my soul"😂😂😂😂
Every single doctor fears that man
Everyone say thanks David for making good apples :)
Thanks
Thanks!
Thanks
Thanks!
Thanks
Pink Lady apples are by far the best type imo
Granny Smith >>>
pink lady is goat
NAAAAH THATS ONE OF THE WORST
@@MOMO-PLAYGAMEShow I eat it everyday and if you are a hater of Pink Lady why did you even comment it
Ig I did a good roast💀
@unicode.idc
Bro's doctor was definitely staying away💀
Bro almost became newton 😭🙏
The animators are on a win streak
“So he gets an idea:
“I’ll make a tasty apple.”
“That’s the idea?”
“Yupp.”
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro became nikocado avocado
He must've been immune to doctors.
Nothing ruins an evening like a mushy apple
Edit:The amount of people who disagree is honestly surprising and outright disgusting, society is slowly turning bad and mushy, just like an apple
Am I the only one that likes mushy apples like when you bite into it it’s soft and amazing
Red delicious apples are delicios so your not only@@shrigga5089
Nah fr if an apple is even slightly mushy, I cant eat it 😭
@@I_isBoredSame I hate them
Red Delicious isn't even that bad, I understand that we have different taste buds but I like a slightly mushy apple
Got to praise those past people for their dedication to improve some things what we currently enjoying our life with in present
That’s what successful societies do. They plant trees that they will never enjoy the shade from.
This game will be an iconic playthrough
“This is the worst apple”
I thought he was gonna complain about Isacc Newton💀💀💀
Red delicious apples are my favorite, i love the texture and they have very little tartness. All other apples i try tend to be too soft and grainy. I like honeycrisp too but i would definitely prefer a red delicious.
Same
WAT!? IT'S NOT YUMMY!
Touhou players will never forget the Bad Apple
Nah Bro bouta be poopin like a goose with all that fiber 😭
Imagine spending days tryna find the perfect Apple, and then finding a perfect one just to get denied at stores.
“Americas most popular APPLE!” Ugh, the way he taaaaalks 😩❤️
🤨📸
@@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch haha why the camera?
@@Stillveryhuman idk lol I kinda subconsciously write comments
@@Stillveryhumanrepresents the joke “caught in 4K ”
Pink lady's ar the beat, SOOO SWEETTT😊
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They taste a little dry to me, they're decent tho
Its its holy shit got me💀💀💀💀
"Its HOLY (-No-) The Apple its Crisp! Its honey!ITS HONEYCRISP!!!!!!!"
"Holy s**t! " made me fall of my bed 😭✋🏻
This man's dedication was on another level😂😂
My favorite apple is cosmic crisp. It’s very crisp, large, and a perfect level of sweet
My favorite is Cara Cara by Private Selection
Cosmic crisp is great. It’s wild the level of marketing they put into it, almost like it was an Apple iPhone (wink wink). The fact we are branding produce now is surreal!
I've never heard of Cosmic Crisp, were do you buy them from?
I'd like to try them.
@@candydecker7340 I buy my cosmic crisp from my local Winco, if you have one as well I’d take a look
bro became herobrine from minecraft in the short thumbnail
Johnny appleseed would have been so proud.😊
As an apple addict, I can confirm that red delicious apples do indeed live up to their name. They are amazing.
Yes finaky someone who likes my favorite apple
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Faker detected.
Pink ladies are where its at my boy. Red delicious apples are disgusting.
@@TheGemstoneMineshahaha😂
@@TheGemstoneMineslmao
The way he said "Holy shit" 😭
Y’all better be thanking my county, CHELAN COUNTY FOR PROVIDING THOSE DAMN APPLES TO Y’All!
Every red delicious I’ve had was tough in the outside and inside the outside were bitter and the inside crisp but after a while I got used to em and now I love em
Bro just turned into Newton💀
Who's that
Bro got best apple in seven eleven😭😭
i didnt even know there were apple types 💀💀💀
“yolp” got me dying
The way he talks ❤
As a Minnesotan I see this as an absolute win!
The one that have a little bit cry I love you I like when him cry hahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂
BEST HISTORY CLASS FR!!😍
Wow you know your the first comment
Slay!❤@@nickpizza3007
Fiji apples: hey don't forget about me.
*fuji
*fuji
I liked the Red Delicious when I was a child. I wouldn't class the insides as "mushy", but it was kinda soft compared to more "crisp" apples. I prefer soft over crisp
Same
Yes! Omg! Thank goodness I thought I was alone on this! Soft apples just seem sweeter to me!
Nahh " holy sh#t! " got me rolling😂
I did NOT know my favorite type of apple was ✨FAMOUS ✨
Apple:falls on Newtons head
*gravity enters the chat*
Also apple: falls on this guys head
*another type of apple enters the chat*
"Holy sh*t" got me😂
HoLy Sh*T got me dieing 🤣
David Bedford was an apple “inventor”. David was born on August 4, 1937. Soon he died on October 1, 2011, living 74 years. Impressive, huh? He tasted good apples, took pollen from the mother tree, put it on the other, and invented new apples. He always gives unique names to each group of apples and they taste exactly how they taste. David doesn't actually eat the apples, he takes a bite, sucks the juice, but he spits out the actual apple or pulp. David Bedford has been working for about 30 years and only 5 apples were successful. He works for the University of Minnesota. One day they host a tournament to name a new type of apple. They expected about 300-400 people to show up but about/over 7,000 people showed up! Many names were said but in the end, frostbite won. He goes to about 20,000 trees per day and he still doesn't get sick of apples, he eats one at least every day.
Man: What apple product can i buy? - Siri: Apple juice.
Rare footage of Henry cursing
"Apple in a day keeps the docters away"
This guy's doctor went bankrupt
i wish the school lunch sold CLEAN AND FRESH honeycrisps
In my school they sell Fuji apples
Bro sounds like he's choking on an apple
Nah bro ate an apple without paying it 💀
Stores started calling red delicious honey crisp so it looked good and people though they were going to get a good apple but they didnt. Eventually they made anotherone called sweetango and trademarked it so stores couldnt call it a sweetango apple unless it actuall was one
BLÅHAJ IS IT REALLY YOU? I have one of your brothers at home!
Is it really you, Blåhaj?
@@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat yes. Tell my brother I say hi
David is the best
I can’t believe what he did
God bless him
*please lord may have mercy on my soul* THAT VOICELINE WAS EPIC
"Number 1711 tree"
Schools: "Right that down!!! Right that down!!!!"
Also back in the 1960s, people would shine up apples with lead because it made it shinier and taste sweeter
Yummy tummy lead 😋
I personally love red delicious, thank you very much!
Same
Those apples are nasty
@@tribaltreegoatwdym honey crisps taste like shit
@@tribaltreegoat ok? Good for you?
I love them too!
Bro really wanted a tasty apple💀
thought bro was gonna say the green apples better
"It-It's holy shit!"
Now we know this apple as holyshit.