He's 13 years old and he's dealing with trauma best handled by a professional. He should be making 100 grand a year for dealing with all these unbalanced war veterans.
@@notso_cody I forget if the episodes here are before the "Steven's Birthday" episode. If before the episode, then he's 13. The birthday is his 14th birthday.
Yeah that is kinda the biggest problem with this show; They give Steven too much to deal with. If you are 13 you should not feel personally responsible for the Adults Happiness. That's kinda toxic altruism. Peridot is awesome though
@@liamhill4679 The abuser isn't in an abusive relationship if they're the ones doing the abuse. Because abusers don't like to admit they're abusers and their relationships are perfect.
Steven stabbing Bismuth with his mom’s sword and Bismuth’s lasts words before poofing were “Then you really better than her” were pretty heavy. But I do love Steven convincing Lapis to not fuse back with Jasper due to their unhealthy relationship like a true friend
2:24 - 3:29 I love how they got all into that Lapis vs Jasper scene on the boat. Sometimes I think people forget just how messed up this show could get.
Yeah, I knew the spoilers about Bismuth's episode ahead of time, but when I watched the episode I was SHOCKED by how well she fit into the team dynamic immediately and how much I liked having her around. It made me want an AU where her falling-out with Rose never happened, and she survived the war and helped raise Steven along with Pearl and Garnet and Amethyst.
This Jasper arc is still my favorite set of episodes of SU, Jasper is still my favorite honestly but it sucks that they never did anything meaningful with her character. Not everyone needs to become good but I would've prefer Jasper over the diamonds, we could've had her find a good fusion partner or mend her relationship with Lapis and actually have a good version of Malachite since I think that fusion looks the way it does is because it was forced one.
She did tenichally have a redemption in future buy yeah they should have done more if lapis can learn how to like peridot they sgould have done the same for jasper there are comics were they get along and its adorable cant belive the show never did that but fans can do whatever they want so u do u
Abusive relationships, Self destructive behavior, betrayal, attempted murder. I remember watching this show and it being about a kid and his cheese burger backpack and thinking ice cream gave him magic powers.
what are y'all talking about? within the first few episodes a 13yr old very nearly dies from having an existential crisis about his age (Too Many Birthdays), Steven Universe has always been dark as fuck
I just realized Steven Universe is literally Transformers Aliens go to earth Befriend and fight for humans Fight their are own flipping species Oh wait wow
@@Rex13013 After the stuff involving RoundTable and some of the actions caused by the rest of the fandom, it’s clear that that wouldn’t be a distinguishing trait. Plus, you’d think if half the rumours about her were true, she’d have been arrested. Frankly, I think they just don’t like the fact that she tears into programs and their fandoms in a way that you can’t just refute without looking very biased.
@@christopherbennett5858 What? I'm having trouble understanding your comment can you explain your last point again? I don't think I've seen the roundtable thing or I don't remember it. As for people not liking her, I don't think it's her attitude if that's what you're referring to because there's other youtuber that review stuff in that way that come off as a bit, with her she is legit angry and bitter not to mention it's not that, it's her political stances, like she thinks anyone remotely on the right of her is a n@z1 and theyre not even a person to her. I mean because she's so far left she even has some beyond dumb takes, like in her pokemon video she assumes most people pick only cool "hyper masculine" pokemon because apparently most of the fanbase hate women, and people don't choose chikorita in gen 2 compared to charizard because they're sęxists and prefer "hyper masculine pokemon", and if they do pick a "femenine" pokemon is because they objectify them, and that GF made gallade because most fans people were complaining about gardevoir being too feminine looking. And all of that was said in the first 3 minutes of a 25 minute video I'm sorry but do you know how rtąrded that is?
@@Rex13013 First off, not very in vogue to say the r-word. Just say stupid. The RoundTable thing was basically the channel was one of a few that blasted a child who leaked Steven universe episodes when said child got to see them through the make a wish foundation. Yeah, a fair amount of her takes are silly but, considering her favourite Pokémon is Gardevoir, I can guess that she got really tired of all of the nsfw fanart. Now what I mean by being biased was two-fold. One is stuff like the Sarah Z video where Sarah’s points about Lily (like saying she blamed Sugar for designing Concrete when Lily straight up said “Sugar didn’t design this but she used it anyway” in a design book). I get it. It’s a show people like and many people love the fandom. I get why misinformation would pass through. The other thing is that back in the MLP days, there was a forum and someone posted her video on the MLP movie villain. The poster hadn’t even watched the video and, within 20 minutes, there were people misgendering her and everything. And they had to seal that chat because that’s the problem with criticising her; you will be drowned out by those people.
@@no_sleep_bois4281 It’s near the end where Eyeball is chasing Steven. Although, going to be honest, I don’t think she ruined the credibility of the show. I mean, after that video got released, the show got a movie, an epilogue series and rumours of new stuff coming out. But it’s still funny seeing how people are still mad about it.
I like steven universe, not too much tho, and after watching lily's orchard video my opinion about didn't change too much, and she provides valid criticism over certain topic, like how Steven was so entitled to his forgive everyone, that bubble up bismuth, a person who saw literally genocide from the diamonds, and thought that forgive mass genocide was a good idea
It's diamonds who were Oppenheimers. Bismuth just tried to pull off unsuccessful assassination attempts. She wasn't gonna hurt innocent gems or humans.
@@lonewolf9578 future had a few really good standalone episodes honestly. The issue is the overall plot was executed terribly. Plus white diamond the genocider being redeemed
@@dylanholm9995 I still can’t get over the fact they “redeemed” what is the equivalent of a fusion between Hitler and Stalin multiplied by 3 in the space of an hour long episode 💀
They have been so ensconced in Earth society for literally thousands of years, such that the government is probably filled with allies. Seriously, paper money in the SU universe actually has Gem imagery on it.
i haven't watched the entire show in awhile but, at the end i don't think garnet was lying to steven i think she genuinely just didn't know. the only person that knew about pink diamond and rose quartz was peal
Fusions have extra features based on how in-sync the partners are. Near perfect snyc creates fusions like garnet, while dissonant ones create fusions like malachite. Smokey is supposed to be very close but not perfect, hence the single extra arm, and the only perfect fusion shown is Stevonnie. It's also why orgy fusions are mostly hideous.
17:09- The imagery is correct, but Jack's description sounds like he confused that episode of Jimmy Neutron with the episode of the original Teen Titans cartoon where Beast Boy & Cyborg meet Raven's different emotions inside her mind.
No wonder Ruby is so insufferably cute, it's because she's voiced by Charlyne Yi, the Filipino mixed woman that once acted alongside Michael Cera in that one romantic drama film. Damn. It makes so much sense now; she was so childlike and energetic in that film and other films. Also what show is that at 19:16?
If I were playing a Steven universe drinking game and I toke one shot for every single time a character goes off model, I would end up being in another room and wouldn’t know how I got there 😮💨
He's 13 years old and he's dealing with trauma best handled by a professional. He should be making 100 grand a year for dealing with all these unbalanced war veterans.
@@notso_cody I forget if the episodes here are before the "Steven's Birthday" episode. If before the episode, then he's 13. The birthday is his 14th birthday.
Future be like:
No
Yeah that is kinda the biggest problem with this show; They give Steven too much to deal with.
If you are 13 you should not feel personally responsible for the Adults Happiness.
That's kinda toxic altruism.
Peridot is awesome though
His future self:”Kinda almost destroyed an entire island and other towns like Godzilla.”
That’s not enough
If the Ruby group had gotten there just one episode earlier, Jasper would've 100% fused with at least one of them.
All the Rubies fuse into Big Ruby, then Jasper fuses with Big Ruby. It would have been hype.
@@ALK82 and ended the show probably lmao
Welp, Amethyst and the shorty squad are dead. Sorry, the earth is doomed.
That would have been the rubys dreams come true
that sounds amazing and I want that!
Amethyst 💜: THAT'S JASPER'S HOLE?!
Steven 💖: IT'S HUGE!
*MCSCUSE ME* ?
You wanna know why how she was”born”?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:02
Garnet didn’t lie. She was lied to.
Oh ok
Garnet pfp!
True
Both can be true.
isn't one of the reactors new to the show? don't spoil him ugly fake fan
2:15 Lapis: trying to come to terms with how she misses her abusive relationship
2:17 Jack: “Wah wah wah wah”
Womp womp
@@ThePlantationArchives plz I’ve literally been obsessed with that video 💀
Lapis WAS the abuser.
@@liamhill4679 The abuser isn't in an abusive relationship if they're the ones doing the abuse. Because abusers don't like to admit they're abusers and their relationships are perfect.
Steven stabbing Bismuth with his mom’s sword and Bismuth’s lasts words before poofing were “Then you really better than her” were pretty heavy. But I do love Steven convincing Lapis to not fuse back with Jasper due to their unhealthy relationship like a true friend
pooping
I know you meant poofing, but, damn, imagine if she pooped after those words. :'D
y'all are funny
@@riverbanzachamploo9725 Whoops, that was a spelling error, but I would admit, that is pretty funny
@@InfinitEthanAnimations Is cool. Everybody makes mistakes.
I love that you guys clearly like SU. Like it shows through the jokes, good stuff
Ikr!!
"Jasper's like evil Garfield."
I thought she was evil gender flipped Hulk Hogan.
What will you do, when Jasper runs wild on you?
you say that as if hulk hogan isn't evil
@@g00dbunny n..n…n…New World Order (for life)
@@g00dbunny He's not
@@g00dbunnynan jasper actually let's others get a dub on her
Bismuth and Pearl was a pairing I was happy to see manifest later. Pearl finally getting her giant girlfriend.
Pearl is a twink
Congrats to Pearl
Whoa, I missed that. Did it happen in SU:Future?
Does the show get better?
They have big "if Pearl wasn't so focused on Rose they would've been a thing a long time ago" energy.
Lapis and Jasper represent a toxic relationship but fun fact, malachite is actually toxic in water
Eden didn’t understand the deep meaning of Steven Universe so he left the chat
Eden was too fatphobic for the fat plot
2:24 - 3:29 I love how they got all into that Lapis vs Jasper scene on the boat. Sometimes I think people forget just how messed up this show could get.
The jasper episodes are always great, definitely the saving grace of this block.
1000% agree
I still can’t get over the fact that Peridot became my favorite character in just one episode (the episode she first gets shown in her real size).
Fun fact: Lapis and Jasper is the gem equivalent of an abusive relationship.
That is indeed true
We, in fact, did watch the episode
Yeah we can tell
Also, there fusion malachite is toxic irl
@@Laughysaphy ohhh funny
bismuth meeting back the crystal gems is the cutest thing ever and exactly what I remember when I think of this episode and nothing else
Wish I could say that.
The episode definitely was the turning point of the show.
Yeah, I knew the spoilers about Bismuth's episode ahead of time, but when I watched the episode I was SHOCKED by how well she fit into the team dynamic immediately and how much I liked having her around. It made me want an AU where her falling-out with Rose never happened, and she survived the war and helped raise Steven along with Pearl and Garnet and Amethyst.
@@augustrempelewert4377 Same. Honestly, she fit so well, I expected something bad to happen.
This Jasper arc is still my favorite set of episodes of SU, Jasper is still my favorite honestly but it sucks that they never did anything meaningful with her character. Not everyone needs to become good but I would've prefer Jasper over the diamonds, we could've had her find a good fusion partner or mend her relationship with Lapis and actually have a good version of Malachite since I think that fusion looks the way it does is because it was forced one.
She did tenichally have a redemption in future buy yeah they should have done more if lapis can learn how to like peridot they sgould have done the same for jasper there are comics were they get along and its adorable cant belive the show never did that but fans can do whatever they want so u do u
@@ultrayoshi9657 hard resetting her isn't a real redemption
Abusive relationships, Self destructive behavior, betrayal, attempted murder. I remember watching this show and it being about a kid and his cheese burger backpack and thinking ice cream gave him magic powers.
you didn't watch a lot of the later seasons did you?
@@autobotproductions1244 I did, I was just thinking how much it changed from the beginning.
Losing your form all over yourself
Getting pink eye-mond for not washing your hands
Man this show really is for girls.
@@ivorynk752 and change it did
what are y'all talking about? within the first few episodes a 13yr old very nearly dies from having an existential crisis about his age (Too Many Birthdays), Steven Universe has always been dark as fuck
I just realized Steven Universe is literally Transformers
Aliens go to earth
Befriend and fight for humans
Fight their are own flipping species
Oh wait wow
It's also like Dragon ball z, with all the references
Yeah, i also go with Transformers. I think Sari Sumdec from Animated series is actually almost similiar with Steven
Yeah but they don't shapeshift- oh, no wait they do yeah.
@MegaChickenfish Well they don't combine! Oh, yes they do.
Transformers can also combine into bigger versions of themselves
I just realized that if all the gems are female that means that one ruby is shirtless and just has suspenders over her nipples.
golly
Gems don't have nipples unless they want to have nipples, since they're not mammals and don't breastfeed🤓
Gems don't have any private parts, so there's nothing to cover.
they're actually sexless, they just use she/her pronouns :)
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"I came all the way from Canada to be here to whoop your ass!"
Thank you for the laugh! I've officially stolen this gem!! *cue rimshot*
This is the show that got me back into loving cartoons
I have a tendency to credit it with paving the way for all the other shows I've loved over the past few years.
The Lily Orchard joke came out of nowhere for no fucking reason, but it was hilarious.
I mean, at this point, even after 4-5 years, she’s still seen as the monster under the fandom’s bed.
Mad respect.
@@christopherbennett5858 I mean she's a terrible person so it makes sense
@@Rex13013 After the stuff involving RoundTable and some of the actions caused by the rest of the fandom, it’s clear that that wouldn’t be a distinguishing trait.
Plus, you’d think if half the rumours about her were true, she’d have been arrested. Frankly, I think they just don’t like the fact that she tears into programs and their fandoms in a way that you can’t just refute without looking very biased.
@@christopherbennett5858 What? I'm having trouble understanding your comment can you explain your last point again? I don't think I've seen the roundtable thing or I don't remember it. As for people not liking her, I don't think it's her attitude if that's what you're referring to because there's other youtuber that review stuff in that way that come off as a bit, with her she is legit angry and bitter not to mention it's not that, it's her political stances, like she thinks anyone remotely on the right of her is a n@z1 and theyre not even a person to her.
I mean because she's so far left she even has some beyond dumb takes, like in her pokemon video she assumes most people pick only cool "hyper masculine" pokemon because apparently most of the fanbase hate women, and people don't choose chikorita in gen 2 compared to charizard because they're sęxists and prefer "hyper masculine pokemon", and if they do pick a "femenine" pokemon is because they objectify them, and that GF made gallade because most fans people were complaining about gardevoir being too feminine looking. And all of that was said in the first 3 minutes of a 25 minute video
I'm sorry but do you know how rtąrded that is?
@@Rex13013 First off, not very in vogue to say the r-word. Just say stupid.
The RoundTable thing was basically the channel was one of a few that blasted a child who leaked Steven universe episodes when said child got to see them through the make a wish foundation.
Yeah, a fair amount of her takes are silly but, considering her favourite Pokémon is Gardevoir, I can guess that she got really tired of all of the nsfw fanart.
Now what I mean by being biased was two-fold. One is stuff like the Sarah Z video where Sarah’s points about Lily (like saying she blamed Sugar for designing Concrete when Lily straight up said “Sugar didn’t design this but she used it anyway” in a design book). I get it. It’s a show people like and many people love the fandom. I get why misinformation would pass through.
The other thing is that back in the MLP days, there was a forum and someone posted her video on the MLP movie villain. The poster hadn’t even watched the video and, within 20 minutes, there were people misgendering her and everything. And they had to seal that chat because that’s the problem with criticising her; you will be drowned out by those people.
10:47 I’m surprised they didn’t notice Amethyst deep throating that burrito.
I was so sad that they didn’t comment on that
The Pizzarrito was legendary back when that episode aired
That Lily Orchard comment caught me off guard ☠💀
Where is it i can’t find it😭💀
@@no_sleep_bois4281 It’s near the end where Eyeball is chasing Steven.
Although, going to be honest, I don’t think she ruined the credibility of the show. I mean, after that video got released, the show got a movie, an epilogue series and rumours of new stuff coming out.
But it’s still funny seeing how people are still mad about it.
@@christopherbennett5858 alright thank you!!
I like steven universe, not too much tho, and after watching lily's orchard video my opinion about didn't change too much, and she provides valid criticism over certain topic, like how Steven was so entitled to his forgive everyone, that bubble up bismuth, a person who saw literally genocide from the diamonds, and thought that forgive mass genocide was a good idea
@@lykaios8336 I haven't seen the video, but I heard that she spent 15 minutes bitching about Star Wars for some reason.
As for the contest, Jasper has size, but Amethyst absolutely has experience.
The guys comparing Jasper to Garfield brings back so many memories of ShakespeareHemmingway.
*[I've killed Jasper... I'VE KILLED JASPER! I'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!]*
YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!
I love how much Jack loves this show
Steven getting his psychology degree at 13
It's diamonds who were Oppenheimers. Bismuth just tried to pull off unsuccessful assassination attempts. She wasn't gonna hurt innocent gems or humans.
"Let him have his first experience! Let him fall off the boat and drown!"
Oh so his last experience too
This show gets a lot of hate and some is definitely justified but its still a great show!
It starts pretty good but it falls off towards the end, then future happened
@@lonewolf9578 yeah definitely it was rough but it had its moments personally dont think future was bad
@@lonewolf9578 Yup pretty much
@@lonewolf9578 future had a few really good standalone episodes honestly. The issue is the overall plot was executed terribly. Plus white diamond the genocider being redeemed
@@dylanholm9995 I still can’t get over the fact they “redeemed” what is the equivalent of a fusion between Hitler and Stalin multiplied by 3 in the space of an hour long episode 💀
How have the gems not been studied by the government yet?
It's because they're gay
They have been so ensconced in Earth society for literally thousands of years, such that the government is probably filled with allies.
Seriously, paper money in the SU universe actually has Gem imagery on it.
^ what this guy said
i haven't watched the entire show in awhile but, at the end i don't think garnet was lying to steven i think she genuinely just didn't know. the only person that knew about pink diamond and rose quartz was peal
Fusions have extra features based on how in-sync the partners are. Near perfect snyc creates fusions like garnet, while dissonant ones create fusions like malachite. Smokey is supposed to be very close but not perfect, hence the single extra arm, and the only perfect fusion shown is Stevonnie. It's also why orgy fusions are mostly hideous.
Easily the funniest Spilling the Milk video in a while
Pink diamond/ Rose Quartz lied to Garnet. Garnet never lied.
Then bringing back Steven’s little cry is hilarious 19:29
10:17 take that back right now bismuth has the best music ever
THE LILY ORCHARD JOKE BAHAHAH
i still remember the show trying to gaslight us into thinking Lapis was the victim in the Malachite fusion
As a sandal man, RIP Flip Flop
the most tragic death
Steven literally gets harassed just because bro is related to his mom like im surprised bro didnt become a villain
*That thumbnail is literally me after watching seasons 4 and 5 and Future.*
That thumbnail is Steven DURING 4, 5, and future.
Just to be clear I still love those seasons, especially future.
jasper lowkey got an STD from the corrupted gem
6:30 "Look how big Steven's eyes are"
Steven: boy I sure do love crystals gems Connie, my favorite crystal gem is meth.
Steven Universe: When the therapist needs therapy
Pretty sure rose could just unshapeshift her womb
10:13 - Funny, I specifically thought "wow, Bismuth's instrumentation is so cool" every time it came up, but to each their own
17:09- The imagery is correct, but Jack's description sounds like he confused that episode of Jimmy Neutron with the episode of the original Teen Titans cartoon where Beast Boy & Cyborg meet Raven's different emotions inside her mind.
"we are the crystal gems we always genocide"
I think you mean GEM-ocide
I'll see myself out
Lets go steven universe, been waiting for this!
The Wii U was a underrated masterpiece. Name one other portable console that has both Batman Arkahm origins and COD Ghost, I'll wait.
sometimes i wish season 1 had steven get gut punched and turned to shards, then the rest of the show is just his grave degrading over time
Rose shattered Pink Diamon- Err.... You sure about that, Eyeball?
These lesbian gems be wild
9:16 That is an awesome title card
Pearl has a lot of issues that she really needs to see a therapist for.
WATCH US LIVE www.twitch.tv/spillingthemilk
No. L
@@t-godly4116 I Agee
I can't believe they did a gem-ocide plot in steven universe
Any ocide is okay in kids shows as long as it's not human
You guys NEED to continue Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. Episode 3 slaps
Lapis and Peridot are the most adorable duo ever
Alright, the episode got me with "Jasper's Hole" too.
9:25 when you fart and a bit of poop comes out
6:50 'I WANNA BE LUZ' *turns into luz from the owl house*
No wonder Ruby is so insufferably cute, it's because she's voiced by Charlyne Yi, the Filipino mixed woman that once acted alongside Michael Cera in that one romantic drama film. Damn. It makes so much sense now; she was so childlike and energetic in that film and other films.
Also what show is that at 19:16?
I remember back when Charlyne Yi was on House.
i want them to watch ok ko just so i can see their reaction to carol😭
Carol and Enid and Enid's mom and Shannon and Red Action and Elodie and probably Professor Venomous...
@@terpsidance. professor venomous made me gay it guaranteed will work
Hilarious stuff my milk brothers 😭😭😭
21:05 she knows rose shattered pink lol. She's not lying.
I think this was before Garnet knew about Pink
Poor editor's browser history is cursed because of shit they talk about that has to be illustated
actually jasper was meant to twerk for yellow diamnond
The thumbnail is just perfect
1:58 is anyone gonna talk about that clean cut with Stevens face
The roller coaster pic 💀
Jack sounded so pained to pronounce the second T in Toronto
2:52 jasper seriously acting like she cares what’s, let’s say, “for the future”……. BOSCHA AND AMITY BOSCHA AND AMITY BOSCHA AND AMITY-
Steven does have a family blog. They released online years ago and are some of the better SU content out there.
4:18 I stg there’s like Steven Universe vlogs on the CN RUclips channel
ruclips.net/video/GphjW35yNDM/видео.html yep 💀 and it’s also a react video
Nice to see these episodes revisited.
Although, I hate to admit it, but whilst I really liked this show, the episode Bismuth soured things for me.
14:00 I died listening to this lMAo
The collective cap at the end is the best thing ever
Damn, the Steven in the thumbnail looks like he's about to commit Persona 3.
I just got a ad and it’s totally had your energy talking about how 2+5 is 7
8:03 senator armstrong vibes
I'm pretty sure a Jasper and Trudeau fusion would be Trump.
The bismuth episode altered my mental chemicals.
It did for a lot of people.
I miss when season 2 was coming out when Steven universe was the most hype thing for me. That didn’t last long
2:04
Wait until Future
Let's go I love when you guys do steven universe!!!
"I wanna be Luz!" - Steven Universe
The fact that IGN called this show “This generation’s Avatar.” Will forever be funny to me.
Their is a theory that gen placement effects personality. Guess what they say about the navel gems?
If I were playing a Steven universe drinking game and I toke one shot for every single time a character goes off model, I would end up being in another room and wouldn’t know how I got there 😮💨
I was genuinely watching a black screen and enjoying it until i realized my phone was fucked up 😭😭😭
15:54 Steven's BLACK?!
16:21 Jasper's WHITE?!
10:46 DID ANYONE SEE AMETHYST LITERALLY EAT THAT WHOLE PIZZA LIKE THAT
5:44 Chris Pratt
7:39 Me too!!
💎⚔️
Steven doing a persona 3 playthrough