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  • @innocentsmith6091
    @innocentsmith6091 5 лет назад +2533

    "I'm from Hillside. It's on the side of a hill." That is absolutely god-tier writing.

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 5 лет назад +169

      Rainmoor = England
      Snowtrees = Canada
      Sheepgrass = New Zealand
      Bighot = THE SUN
      and final... California with nicer people = Hell.

    • @ketherga
      @ketherga 5 лет назад +74

      Funfact, actually how towns are named.

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 4 года назад +74

      @@ketherga English towns are usually named depending on location or trait. Other countries have just stupid names. Some of the cities in my country is called Ace Mountain (it has nothing to do with either) and Eel Castle (even though there is no castle and eels have never been in our seas) or my personal favourite: Sperm.

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 4 года назад +27

      Nona Usagi I could not find the explanation for two of Them, but Googled a few other weird towns. Apparently it’s a case of officials from the capital not understanding countryside accents. Therefore, When writing the name Down after having asked what it was called they’d misspell it. Eventually, the name was just changed to the misspelled version.
      Eel castle is Aalborg in danish. This is apparently a misspelling of állburgh (old-Danish for fortified City (burgh) where the inlet narrows (áll)
      Apparently out Capital Copenhagen/København (Buy a harbour) is also a simplified version Køpmannæhafn (which means City of traders)

    • @wooyeah1738
      @wooyeah1738 4 года назад +1

      666th like because I’m immature, but also Y E S

  • @awildnuisanceappears2784
    @awildnuisanceappears2784 5 лет назад +1306

    I can’t tell whether this is definitive proof God is here and still working miracles amongst us, or that he has left us to die alone.

    • @totallynotjeff7748
      @totallynotjeff7748 5 лет назад +68

      God exists but he just wants to mess with us because he thinks it's funny.

    • @awildnuisanceappears2784
      @awildnuisanceappears2784 5 лет назад +26

      @totally not Jeff
      Yup, God gets off to our misery. Nice.

    • @ThatguycalledJoe
      @ThatguycalledJoe 5 лет назад +13

      God is dead, the creepypasta one killed him.

    • @joannabertenshaw6150
      @joannabertenshaw6150 4 года назад +2

      Could we at least have proper capitalization when talking about Him?

    • @idkdude1118
      @idkdude1118 4 года назад +15

      @@joannabertenshaw6150 nah

  • @un-capital3666
    @un-capital3666 5 лет назад +1328

    "Leatherboys" sounds like a nickname for male strippers.

    • @herickkenalgin4473
      @herickkenalgin4473 4 года назад +19

      UN-Capital Also Secco from JJBA.

    • @tom6520
      @tom6520 4 года назад +90

      Wouldn't you like to know leatherboy

    • @herickkenalgin4473
      @herickkenalgin4473 4 года назад +28

      forsen boi I mean Secco wears a gimp suit and is in a Sadomasochistic relationship with a guy dressed like a priest, so I mean, he isn’t exactly too far from a male stripper.

    • @shirouhayashi3319
      @shirouhayashi3319 4 года назад +20

      It sounds like a bunch of post apocalyptic drug-users that wear tight leather outfits and go on unnecessary quests of violence against anyone resembling a main character.

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 4 года назад +10

      Clockwork Orange vibes

  • @tereziamarkova2822
    @tereziamarkova2822 5 лет назад +622

    Your confession about writing some of the worst things ever at the age of 15 made me shed a tear, because I wrote a novel at that age and I can safely say it's the worst thing I've ever read.

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 лет назад +104

      I wrote a script for a film when I was about 13, but then lost it. I was devastated, because I was absolutely convinced it was great. A few years later, I found it again at the bottom of a drawer in my old room, and was so excited to read it again.
      It was terrible.

    • @ashlynryder20
      @ashlynryder20 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah...same with me. But I just laugh at it now. It's actually kind of funny how bad my old stories were.

    • @yuuhemi
      @yuuhemi 3 года назад +17

      I used to draw comics when I was 8/9. They actually aren't _that_ bad, the storyline is ... okay, but my grammar was shit.

    • @c0ttage
      @c0ttage 3 года назад +2

      i was so devastated by my terrible writing at 15 that i stopped writing for years

    • @momentsofflight
      @momentsofflight 3 года назад +26

      i am 15 and writing and cant wait to look at this shit in 5 years and decide it's terrible

  • @Archangel71
    @Archangel71 5 лет назад +524

    18:42 "Jocks are fletching"
    Now I'm imagining some jock leaning against a locker all cool-like while putting feathers on an arrow.

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 5 лет назад +90

      Not gonna lie, that would make a great visual in a post apocalyptic high school drama.

    • @henryhaile1653
      @henryhaile1653 4 года назад +5

      @@thishonestgrifter there's something like that on Netflix

    • @henryhaile1653
      @henryhaile1653 4 года назад +29

      Frisbee team! We ride at dawn!

    • @optilizmus
      @optilizmus 4 года назад +4

      I thought he said flexing

  • @n0brainjustvibes
    @n0brainjustvibes 4 года назад +244

    What is it with Wattpad writers and comparing eyes to oceans? Y'all see 'ocean eyes' and you KNOW it's the love interest.

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 года назад +71

      "He's got ocean eyes ... hella fucking scary with its uncharted depths. In an instant I pivoted and noped out of his way."

    • @Samantha-sq8yh
      @Samantha-sq8yh 3 года назад +19

      I want to see someone describe eyes as the English Channel

    • @braija
      @braija 3 года назад +17

      Full of plastic and fish poop,

    • @starmoalitiny
      @starmoalitiny 8 месяцев назад +1

      “like the sea before a storm”
      “like the sea during a storm”
      “like the sea after a storm”
      All of these descriptions I’ve read in YA books, even some of my favorites 😂 I guess it really is something authors feel the need to do, boring average eyes will NOT be tolerated here😂

  • @door5443
    @door5443 4 года назад +364

    Wattpad has some gems here and there but the amount of sexual and kpop fanfiction is actually disturbing

    • @alexlasers1358
      @alexlasers1358 4 года назад +50

      I thought KPop girls were an internet myth then I met one at my school trying to learn Korean due to her love for BTS may god save our souls. They seem normal at first then you slowly realize the evil hiding within

    • @ErikaFaithWarriorForChrist
      @ErikaFaithWarriorForChrist 4 года назад +1

      Lol!😁 Same here, they're so annoying.

    • @farhana9025
      @farhana9025 3 года назад +9

      any recommendations? I haven't had the best experience on the app. Most of the top stories on the app tend to be pure sexual fantasies about some hot guy that lack character and plot depth, which is fine and totally understandable, but personally I'm looking for some better writing, something more meaningful.

    • @door5443
      @door5443 3 года назад +6

      @@farhana9025 not many I’ve really just read nieche fan fictions from small fandoms I’m a part of......just say away from anything that feels offensively bad, and go with what you think you will enjoy

    • @godlessrecovery8880
      @godlessrecovery8880 3 года назад +3

      There is so much weird kinky shot on there. Kinda disturbing to think that the authors are in high schools. But my god is it fucking funny.

  • @ryantobefunny9587
    @ryantobefunny9587 4 года назад +476

    Okay so Muslim girls writing about dating white guys. This is coming from a Muslim (or raised Muslim) fanfiction writer who grew up in the UK. So romantic and sexual repression is something a lot of us grills experience due to the religious values we’re raised with. Beyond that we’re pretty encouraged against race mixing, which conflicts with the feelings we probably have developed for the guys around us. In movies we see cool white guys, in fantasy books we see cool white guys, in all the shitty fanfiction we read we see cool white guys, and in our classes we see some pretty lame white guys. But the point is our bodies and urges really conflict with what we’ve been raised to think- so when we try to express our repressed desires through fanfiction that’s the kinda what your mind goes to. A struggle we are familiar with that feels dangerous and interesting. It’s fantasy fulfillment- having the confidence and freedom to express yourself and date however you want. This might be different for other girls or more religious girls but that’s how it was for me. :)

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 года назад +38

      being someone from religious country with muslims as the majority population, i can defo see that. kinda wish more teen girls/young women that'd been raised in similar ways here take writing as a route for their sex repressed fantasy fullfilment instead of publicly thirsting and sexualising dudes they find attractive online tbh.

    • @farhana9025
      @farhana9025 3 года назад +10

      wow, as a muslim girl, accurate

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 3 года назад +15

      As a white bloke in the UK, I really can't see the appeal myself.

    • @harrisonpeterson3733
      @harrisonpeterson3733 3 года назад +4

      @RyanToBeFunny Thanks for sharing! It's great to get insight on something I know so little about.

    • @Otra_Chica_de_Internet
      @Otra_Chica_de_Internet 3 года назад +8

      @@runningcommentary2125 why did you feel the need to comment that? Lmao it's obvious you don't feel like that

  • @HollyShmit
    @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +1566

    Oh lord, I'm a Wattpad author and I am praying to not see my book.

    • @unknownman4966
      @unknownman4966 5 лет назад +62

      Me as well, because they're not complete.

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +300

      @@unknownman4966 BUT I'M IN HERE. I'm screaming. Two Gangs and a Golden Girl.... I'm ashamed to say that's me....

    • @thevoidstaresback4464
      @thevoidstaresback4464 5 лет назад +34

      @@HollyShmit haiiii I'm here too wattpad writer too yay yay

    • @sarasoliiman1101
      @sarasoliiman1101 5 лет назад +48

      Just came from your live, your book is amazing and even tho the first chapter is cliche, the rest of the series is amazing hence you having millions of fans ❤❤

    • @phoebejanesaranza886
      @phoebejanesaranza886 5 лет назад +27

      we still love your book holly ❤️

  • @swaggerlevel90001
    @swaggerlevel90001 5 лет назад +376

    I'm so tempted to push the limits of Wattpad and and write a bad story on par with my immortal

    • @Ashley-zh4qj
      @Ashley-zh4qj 4 года назад +15

      Yes, that would be awesome!!

    • @giovanac4820
      @giovanac4820 4 года назад +14

      Do it

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 4 года назад +10

      lol give pokemon the my immortal treatment

    • @vedantthapar3666
      @vedantthapar3666 4 года назад +8

      *insert emperor Palpatine here*
      Dew it!

    • @Zorovee
      @Zorovee 4 года назад +1

      darth brunn oh ho ho ho.
      i’ll personally do that with pokemon.

  • @niallp-s8535
    @niallp-s8535 5 лет назад +143

    My entire problem with reader X whatever fanfics is that they're super clunky and I find the process of inputting one's own features to be unnecessary and mental exhausting, or more than it should be when one is reading.

  • @daisyh1156
    @daisyh1156 5 лет назад +842

    Not every Wattpad story is the same. Many are actually good and have a message. Trust me, they exist. Once you get past the clichés, great writers have great stories on the app.

    • @Jose-yt3qz
      @Jose-yt3qz 4 года назад +108

      People are horny. It isn't disturbing, but expected.

    • @netrowthe
      @netrowthe 4 года назад +85

      The authors put so much of a focus on it and you can tell they want to fall in love with a hot boy (what straight teenage girl doesn’t?) yet they shame girls for it, and label themselves as “not like other girls” as if it makes them superior. Honestly us humans would have so much fun if we just stopped caring about such trivial things, and judging people for them as if it those things were all we are

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 года назад +47

      Most of it is written by teenage girls/young women with raging hormones, what's disturbing about dreaming about having sex and writing it down? It's a completely natural urge and probably something many of them haven't gotten around to experience yet or know their audience is craving because the audience lacks it.
      Yea sure it would be nice to have more works that aren't focused on love and sex, but who are we to insult people's sexual outlet?
      It's not like we go around porn sites and complain that the movies have too much focus on sex..? Erotic fiction IS many women's porn after all.

    • @netrowthe
      @netrowthe 4 года назад +26

      HaichaoTeaLover I don’t actually have a problem with it if it’s in that context, my issue with it is when authors use their stories to slut shame. Like they will literally create a character (99.99% of the time a girl) who’s sole purpose is to be a “whore” the author can dehumanize and use to make the main character and themselves feel superior. The worst part of it is sometimes this character hooks up with the love interest who isn’t shamed at all so the love interest can later reject them for the mc. A good example of this is “after” the one direction fanfic that somehow became a movie. Just look at a few random chapters on Wattpad or watch videos reviewing it and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

    • @vincentthecatisinnocent1774
      @vincentthecatisinnocent1774 4 года назад +4

      Yes! Finally someone agrees please,please read Constantine:Daughter of war it's really good!

  • @kenshinhimura2322
    @kenshinhimura2322 4 года назад +164

    If a writer calls someone critiquing their work a “bully” than they shouldn’t be a writer.

    • @rasalasblack
      @rasalasblack 3 месяца назад +1

      Or, post their shite in public. Why show it then when you can't take the heat?

  • @squidheadss7105
    @squidheadss7105 5 лет назад +351

    The creepypasta guy forgot the first rule of harem creation:
    Include one (1) flatty.

    • @squidheadss7105
      @squidheadss7105 5 лет назад +32

      Also that protagonist is Saitama confirmed.

    • @madcircle7311
      @madcircle7311 5 лет назад +31

      I see you're a man of culture

    • @minacheyo6242
      @minacheyo6242 4 года назад +7

      Flat is justice~

    • @alphaikaros417
      @alphaikaros417 4 года назад +4

      @@minacheyo6242 oppai is truth

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 3 года назад +15

      @@alphaikaros417 medium is premium

  • @treekangaroo.7691
    @treekangaroo.7691 5 лет назад +393

    *my immortal intensifies*

    • @Debicus
      @Debicus 4 года назад +3

      @@-bamks *cursing intensifies*

    • @cika126
      @cika126 4 года назад +2

      But isn't that from fanfiction.com

    • @PonkChonk
      @PonkChonk 3 года назад

      Í̴̜̬̃͘'̴̰̂͘m̸͕͝ ̴̪͇͙͠s̶̟̝̦̓̄o̴̹̥͍͆ ̴̤̝͈̑t̵̢̾̓͑ī̴̼r̵̰̂́̇ͅẻ̶̠̚̚d̵͚̯͊͊ ̴̮͎̙̓̉ò̷̰͖f̵̗̠̥̏ ̸͕̉b̵̹̝̈́̋͜e̶̫͍̓͊i̶̩͈̓̋n̵͙͈̞̽̅g̶̛͔̟̿̀ ̴̲͑͘h̵̖̺̒̅e̶̠͑ȑ̴̜̺ͅe̴̟͇̳̍̊͝

    • @HelloThere-tf7qr
      @HelloThere-tf7qr 3 года назад +1

      @@PonkChonk me too

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад

      -see that’s different that’s --fanfiction.net-

  • @jankiecruz240
    @jankiecruz240 4 года назад +415

    Urban fiction is so hilarious because it’s so unintentionally racist that’s it practically cartoony. I’m Puerto Rican, not black but I’ve lived surrounded by black people and other minorities, I live in “the ghetto” as our dear authors would call it and it’s so blatant that a lot of the authors for these works haven’t experienced this lifestyle. Sometimes it kind of insulting considering they romanticize certain aspects of this life that just shouldn’t be. My advice for those who’d like to write fiction in a more urban setting is, familiarize yourself with the culture and slang. Familiarize yourself with the struggles that come from living in impoverished communities and the struggles that can come from racism. Being a minority in country with institutional racism is something that’s interesting to write about and can include lots of melodrama that young readers love. My point is, if you’re going to write about a way of life that you don’t know about, either educate yourself or just put it in a fantasy setting or something.

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 года назад +41

      You overestimate the capacity of 14 year olds to travel and empathize

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 лет назад +633

    Aspiring young authors of the world who are actually looking to improve their skills, please *stay far, far away from Wattpad.*

    • @athanasia791
      @athanasia791 5 лет назад +106

      Preach to this. Wattpad is full of cliche books, even the published books suck, and if you just voice out your opinion, the authors send their readers to harass you.

    • @naanmelon7386
      @naanmelon7386 5 лет назад +100

      Imo its not a bad place to start, but for progressing, especially from intermediate levels to advanced (eg publishing), it stops being a helpful platform

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 5 лет назад +61

      Archive of our own has better stuff imho.

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 5 лет назад +4

      @Donald J. Trump You or your ghostwriter?

    • @brittanyybarra4779
      @brittanyybarra4779 5 лет назад +16

      I honestly just write fanfiction for fun

  • @gingerkatherina
    @gingerkatherina 4 года назад +258

    What I noticed being on wattpad is that most of the stories have way better covers than most books in stores. Especially those with the worst stories have the most intriguing cover- art and title for some reason 😬

    • @Aramythr
      @Aramythr 4 года назад +32

      Probably because published books have cover art made by cover art artists hired by the publisher. The authors themselves often have little say in that matter. I don't like it either.
      I don't know for sure, but since you can upload any image for your cover I imagine a lot of wattpad authors using images from the web, often without permission or the rights to this. Publishers are very cautious of this so they choose to create their own. Wattpad stories often aren't monetized though so it'd fall under fair use, thus most wpad authors can just use whatever they find.
      And if the author can draw themselves then they have all the freedom to do so.

    • @catfan913
      @catfan913 3 года назад +1

      art theft

    • @Notfallkaramell
      @Notfallkaramell 3 года назад +1

      @@Aramythr I try to draw as much as I can, for my covers, but I sometimes take stuff from the web, a bit photo editing, a mix of both. And as a filler when I have no idea what to put, Canva, just slapping stuff together on Canva.
      I hate blank covers on Wattpad.

  • @whywherewhenhow
    @whywherewhenhow 5 лет назад +205

    All i'm getting from this is that Two Gangs and a Golden Girl has a more passionate following than The Wheel of Time jeysus

  • @heavenhess1727
    @heavenhess1727 4 года назад +39

    OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY FOUND MY STORY, FUCKBOY, THROUGH YOU. This is so funny, I hate that story so much oh lord

    • @Reed5016
      @Reed5016 11 месяцев назад +3

      You wrote that? Oh my god.

  • @rowanlavellan9755
    @rowanlavellan9755 3 года назад +49

    "Jocks are fletching--" I'd actually watch that high school movie. Every clique just makes weapons constantly

  • @mosh845
    @mosh845 5 лет назад +76

    Aye, thanks for reminding me to purge my shitty wattpad account

  • @lynnwinters5387
    @lynnwinters5387 5 лет назад +46

    The third book you read was the most Wattpad thing I’ve ever heard of. It’s a mix of plot Armor, anti-plot Armor, and a slap in the face with how old the author is

  • @JuanManuel-ii1ov
    @JuanManuel-ii1ov 5 лет назад +127

    Is death by cringe even possible? Yes.

  • @poqqery8950
    @poqqery8950 4 года назад +42

    "The pro is that I could understand what you were saying."
    Really the epitome of praise. That's just clutching at straws. However, it summarizes the majority of Wattpad stories.

  • @xanthe4547
    @xanthe4547 4 года назад +129

    if an 11 year old was trying to teach my senior class I'd walk out, rip to those students but I'm different

  • @b4itstarted
    @b4itstarted 5 лет назад +40

    As a fellow 22-year-old, "fuckboi" (must be spelled b-o-i) is still an adjective people use, unfortunately.

  • @denizkaragullu6239
    @denizkaragullu6239 4 года назад +89

    These stories make me feel bad for being an 18 year old virgin

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 2 года назад

      are u a 20 year old virgin now

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Год назад

      Did you get that printed taken care of

    • @denizkaragullu6239
      @denizkaragullu6239 Год назад

      @@nicoledoubleyou Idk what does that mean but I lost my V card kinda recently with my bf of 3 years 🤓

  • @Anonymous-hp8jy
    @Anonymous-hp8jy 5 лет назад +78

    I checked Urbandictionary, and a Plug appears to be someone who sells drugs.

  • @toocoldtobother7271
    @toocoldtobother7271 5 лет назад +82

    As a fantasy writer I’m dying inside so much

  • @TheAwkwardSacOfDucks
    @TheAwkwardSacOfDucks 4 года назад +78

    Sweet jesus..these books are uh, mature.
    Meanwhile the only wattpad story I consistently write is about interdimensional space clowns :/

  • @mr.creeper6836
    @mr.creeper6836 3 года назад +28

    The second story was probably not aware of it, but there's actually a very rare sickness that makes women want to have sex all the time. So you CAN interpret it as making fun of a minority group.

  • @debraboutom2060
    @debraboutom2060 3 года назад +83

    "There was a global pandemic"
    JAMES YOU HAVE CURSED US
    YOU SPOKE THE WORDS ALOUD

    • @ewptyewpewp
      @ewptyewpewp 3 года назад +1

      It was written in 2009

    • @debraboutom2060
      @debraboutom2060 3 года назад +5

      @@ewptyewpewp YEAH, HE CURSED US TO HAVE A PANDEMIC A DECADE LATER!!

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Год назад

      ​@@ewptyewpewp but he said the words out loud right beforehand

  • @jiman6051
    @jiman6051 4 года назад +35

    I've gone through the whole comment section, and the golden girl's fandom seems really butthurt. Its kind of weird, especially since the author is already okay with it. He already gave a disclaimer, and he didn't say anything really. Honestly, if he really DID give criticism as a seasoned reader, it would have been so much helpful for all the writers, but all of you wouldn't know that since you're blinded by the perfection that seems the book to you. One chapter is enough to decide if you want to let a book consume the time. Even if it gets better, what's the point if you have to torture yourself through cringe for the first chapters? The author said she has the better version, so kudos to her. But don't go around being so OH MY GOD HOW DARE HE SAY THAT? when he didn't even say anything that much

  • @Khan-wz4kp
    @Khan-wz4kp 5 лет назад +152

    So apparently you have fucked up James, clearly from these comments Two Gangs and a Golden Girl is the best book ever

    • @kickhighdragon6652
      @kickhighdragon6652 4 года назад +16

      I haven't even watched the video. The title Two Gangs and a Girl just sounds like porn for gangrape

  • @valentinaaugustina
    @valentinaaugustina 5 лет назад +38

    I remembered having to make book trailers weekly 4 years ago, and my teacher said it was a “cool new trend” so there’s a timeframe

  • @lunab541
    @lunab541 5 лет назад +27

    I read one of your stories (Collony Pollux) and it was actually rather good! It has good atmosphere and scene descriptions, and there's nice character dynamic (and the characters have differing personalities that are well conveyed through narrative and dialogue). It's not perfect and feels like wish fulfillment at times, but you shouldn't be ashamed of it!

  • @revan7383
    @revan7383 3 года назад +14

    the thing at 19:33 with the five guys made me immediately think "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" which was just fucking hilarious to imagine a literal restaurant walking down the hallway

  • @sulphuric_glue4468
    @sulphuric_glue4468 5 лет назад +72

    1 hour 14 minutes?
    OH BOY

  • @RyanKaufman
    @RyanKaufman 5 лет назад +45

    I've been wanting you to do something like this, as you're one of the few youtubers that talks about written works and Wattpad is a gold mine of content in my opinion. Imagine my surprise when you made it an hour long, that's fantastic.
    There are so many heavy handed descriptions that it drives me insane. I SAID WHILE WEARING MY BROWN FRAYED SLIP ON MOCCASINS, MY SILK RED AND BLUE PAJAMA PANTS, AND MY WHITE, TATTERED AND OLD WIFE-BEATER THAT HASN'T SEEN THE MORNING SUN IN THREE YEARS. I ALSO FOR SOME REASON HAVE PERFECT WAVY BUT CURLY BUT STRAIGHT HAIR, AND MY EYES ARE CALLED HELEN BECAUSE THEY HAVE STARTED WARS SEVERAL TIMES WHEN I FELT PLAYFUL.
    Just exhausting. Also I disagree that these writers are all teenagers and thus immune to criticism. There are plenty of early to late 20's writers, and even if they genuinely are teenagers that doesn't excuse how trope-y they are. A writer can't improve if they forever think they are perfection. Most writers learn what is and is not good writing, but these successful Wattpad stories generate thousands of praise comments, how are these kids going to learn then? Critique is what might push them to growth, and even if it doesn't for them specifically, it might motivate others watching. You're doing necessary work here.

    • @daughterofathena6104
      @daughterofathena6104 4 года назад +4

      Agree. As long as the critique is courteously delivered then it is very welcome. It is one major tool that can help a writer in honing their craft.

    • @RyanKaufman
      @RyanKaufman 4 года назад +1

      @@daughterofathena6104 I wish everyone thought the same as you. Wattpad writers especially get aggressive when confronted with criticism. Even totally valid yet respectful critique is met with "Well I haven't revised this and lol this is wattpad calm down" which is the exact opposite mindset you should have when met with dissection of your work. It's sad.

    • @cupidsaro
      @cupidsaro 3 года назад

      @@RyanKaufman
      It’s because a large portion of writers on Wattpad are young kids & teenagers who are naturally adverse to criticism, lol
      It’s not a great mindset, but people tend to grow out of it as they get older

  • @SnoFitzroy
    @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +20

    "I grab my mask and my knife" wow this story predicted 2020

  • @myrianrose3619
    @myrianrose3619 4 года назад +19

    I'm so upset someone thinks demanding someone's hand in marriage in exchange for a favor is anarchism. How is that. I can't even. Like what.
    I mean she could so easily have said "I'll free you, and then, I hope you'll join my federation of free association, and then, together we can work to dismantle all unjust power structures."
    and that's a story i'd want to hear, too

  • @ReadingAboutWriting
    @ReadingAboutWriting 5 лет назад +32

    Good on you for putting old work out there, James. You're a braver man than me.

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 3 года назад +13

    "as much as you cringe at it, I cringe far more"
    That, sir, is the biggest writer-mood I have ever heard

  • @fishbowl2327
    @fishbowl2327 5 лет назад +241

    In my opinion, two gangs and a golden girl is an amazing book.

  • @riley8385
    @riley8385 5 лет назад +79

    "I'm already dead inside" LMAO

  • @plankthereturn
    @plankthereturn 3 года назад +9

    My skin caught on fire 25 seconds into the prologue of the first story.

  • @inspectorjavert8443
    @inspectorjavert8443 5 лет назад +27

    24:29 Oh no! It's Enoby from My Immortal!

  • @Zulf85
    @Zulf85 3 года назад +11

    "leather boys" sounds like a term for a group of male dominatrixes I can't even

  • @multishippingtrash728
    @multishippingtrash728 2 года назад +5

    mr. jones is unironically my favorite character in that entire 4th story

  • @HollyShmit
    @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +193

    Oh my god.... I'm on the list......

    • @JamesTullos
      @JamesTullos  5 лет назад +144

      I apologize for everything and nothing.

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +69

      @@JamesTullos It's fine lol. I'm just so embarrassed that you read the first chapter because I know how bad it sounds and you really have to read further to see how I get better and that it's not like it sounds at all. My edited version is on Inkitt and I promise you it's much better. I just wish you could've read something else by me or at least more than the first few purposefully cliche chapters of that book. Love the video though! Glad you didn't drag me too much. XD

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +42

      @Maiz Hobz ironically I watch lots of his videos to get tips and stuff. He's really good in his videos.

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +3

      @Maiz Hobz thank you!!!

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +2

      @De Nile Thank you so much!!! I don't have the whole book on there yet, but after this video, I'll be working tirelessly to make sure I have my whole book edited 😅

  • @ebonystone7824
    @ebonystone7824 5 лет назад +157

    I personally love Two gangs and a golden girl, but I wouldn't say it was one of the worst. Yes it has its bad moments, as does other books, but it gets better.

  • @madcinder257
    @madcinder257 4 года назад +18

    Amber: I will my eyes to sparkle.
    James: Can you do that?
    me: I've seen enough Stargate to know where this is going.

  • @Reluxthelegend
    @Reluxthelegend 5 лет назад +36

    Oh boy, this gonna be great

  • @riley8385
    @riley8385 5 лет назад +48

    Regarding the muslim fiction, if I had to make a wild guess... I would say it's the same reason there are so many LGBT+ fics.
    It's a group of people that, in the current context of rampant islamophobia, often get ostracised by their peers, so to cope with that situation they escape into fiction.

  • @Strannik01
    @Strannik01 5 лет назад +16

    As far as fiction involving Muslims being popular on Wattpad - Smart Podcast, Trashy Books did a thing on it a few years ago. Basically, it boils down to the fact that there was pent-up demand among Muslim girls for YA books that featured characters like them, and since many of them were already on Wattpad for RPFs, that kind of fiction was a logical next step - and it kind of developed from there.

  • @selectedshipper8282
    @selectedshipper8282 3 года назад +10

    This makes me feel confident about my Wattpad fanfiction

  • @bigkim1201
    @bigkim1201 5 лет назад +277

    wow, turns out you reach a LOT of the female wattpad reader demographic, what are the chances lmao

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 5 лет назад +101

      He's sweet, funny, reads YA and isn't isn't a misogynistic twat. Makes sense.

    • @farhana9025
      @farhana9025 3 года назад +25

      I don't think that all of the wattpad demographic are just dummies that don't recognize shitty writing. I think it's more of a guilty pleasure. Most of the time, I dislike watpadd books because they lack substance and realistic storytelling and characters. But sometimes, when I'm feeling especially wishful for a dumb unrealistic romance with an asshole lead, I indulge myself.

    • @RachelAnnPotter
      @RachelAnnPotter 3 года назад +13

      @@farhana9025 yeah, that sounds about right. Sometimes it's great to revel in garbage 🗑

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 года назад +11

      Well James is the perfect man, idk what to tell ya

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 года назад +7

      I think he's one of those creators that equally reach both sex's audience. He reads books of a wide array of genres, his critiques are smart, & I think his nerdy awkward persona is inviting/cute to girls lol. At least, it's the case for me.

  • @marwapranata5698
    @marwapranata5698 4 года назад +21

    59:05 There's actually a manga like that, where a kid has to teach a class of high school students, and the kid is (surprise surprise) a wizard

  • @Maryam-gk6kx
    @Maryam-gk6kx 3 года назад +11

    As a Muslim girl who read a bunch of Muslim love stories when I was a teen and still read a few as a young adult, the reason why there are so many of them is that Muslim teen girls and young adult ladies crush on white guys and most of them never confess their crushes because it's frowned upon in the community, and this personally happened to me, and so most girls who read and write that stuff do it to get a happy ever after in spite of cultural difference.

  • @ewptyewpewp
    @ewptyewpewp 3 года назад +4

    Wattpad is now churning put their own novels next year -
    Definitely high quality prose right there

  • @geedeville7501
    @geedeville7501 2 года назад +5

    Salvatore is the MOST wattpad name ever

  • @trapadvisor
    @trapadvisor 3 года назад +7

    The slender woman one predicted lady dimitrescu

  • @ethanstrawn6813
    @ethanstrawn6813 4 года назад +115

    As a teenager, I can assure you we're not *this* stupid.

    • @alexradice8163
      @alexradice8163 4 года назад +2

      Most teenagers are dumber than this

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 года назад +4

      are you sure about that.
      (i dont mean this in a mean way or whatevs. teenagers tend to not realise how stupid they are simply bc brain hasnt developed that far. just have fun being a dumbass whilst ye can; it might heavily decrease the chance ye grow up to be a twat.)

    • @selectedshipper8282
      @selectedshipper8282 3 года назад +11

      Some of us are

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад +8

      The only people who don’t cringe at their past mistakes are people who haven’t done anything in their lives. People are stupid no matter what age they are.

    • @Reed5016
      @Reed5016 11 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@LanieMae Agreed.

  • @JasonLudeli
    @JasonLudeli 3 года назад +5

    O god I'm having flash backs to my old attempts at writing... I'm glad stuff like wattpad want around when I was a teenager.
    Started a WoW fanfiction with my main writing inspiration being the Immortals After Dark series.... Got about a page in before masterbation entered the narrative 😓

  • @ryantobefunny9587
    @ryantobefunny9587 4 года назад +17

    “At least it’s be hard to make fun of what I wear if it’s all black”
    I fricken died so hard

  • @temptingraspberry829
    @temptingraspberry829 2 года назад +8

    "Everyone in that school has gonorrhea now." LMAO

  • @code_grammer7496
    @code_grammer7496 4 года назад +21

    I swear, most Wattpad stories are just psychological porn for girls.

  • @angelaquinnzell2548
    @angelaquinnzell2548 5 лет назад +10

    I’m so happy that the number one thing I learned about this video is that I have the same average cut size as a creepy pasta character (can’t wait to throw that info out as a conversation starter)

  • @valviform
    @valviform 11 месяцев назад

    "Melody's on the short bus!"
    I was really hoping you'd make that joke. Very glad rn that I subscribed.

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 4 года назад +5

    there's something like. endearingly clunky about the senior beach trip one.

  • @HollyShmit
    @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +475

    Ok so let me put this out here. I'm a fan of your videos, I watch them regularly, but let me write something in my defence. I'm the author of Two Gangs and a Golden Girl and I'm actually a decent writer considering that English is not my home language. Unfortunately, the works that I'm proud of never got any views. The thing about Wattpad is that all the cliche books get views. The good ones don't. So, with that in mind, I wrote Two Gangs and a Golden Girl. The first few chapters are written like that on purpose. I hate it to be honest. But if you read on, actually get closer to the end, you realize that it's nothing like it appears to be. The edited version of my book which is on other sites is much better as well. None of that cliche shit that I hated to write. I'm also known as Satan amongst my readers because I like killing characters and doing so abundantly. Amber seems perfect because it's meant to be like that until you realize she isn't. She makes human mistakes and she paints, not because she's quirky, but because I do. I really love painting - currently busy painting a giant map of my fantasy world in my book (A Godly Game) and I use your videos for tips and stuff for my writing. When my main character is forced to deal with death, she does turn dark and you see her trying to juggle being a kind painter and being in the middle of violence. The gold thing is used metaphorically. She's gold when she's good and silver when she's darker. I'm not angry at the comments, because I have much worse things in my head. I'm so ashamed of telling people about that book, even though it does a lot better than my other books. Honestly, though, I aspire to be a writer and I do put more time into the edited version where I don't have to be cliche to get views. My rereaders can defend me in that department and tell you that the book really isn't what it looks like. My main character doesn't fall for one of the two gang leaders and instead I work on friendship and teamwork and real pain and death. I laughed at most of the comments and how you read it. I'm still subscribed but kinda amused at the chances of you reading my book while I've been following you for a while.
    Edit: I'd like to add that I enjoy writing the action more than the romance. But I have a target audience so... It's not much of a choice. My racing scenes, fighting scenes and brutal reality is something I much more enjoyable and unfortunately I have to get teenage girls to read my book so I can't get to the good stuff until I have them. So sorry you had to experience that.

    • @JamesTullos
      @JamesTullos  5 лет назад +357

      I've seen much worse out there. However bad you think your work is, thousands of people read and enjoyed it, you made something that touched people and you should be proud of that. Don't let my subjective tastes discourage you.

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +192

      @@JamesTullos On the contrary, you make me realize just how much more editing the book needs. You gave me a point of view that I didn't have. Even if it hurts, it's true and I'll still remain a loyal subscriber. Sorry for my TED talk :)

    • @noas3747
      @noas3747 5 лет назад +22

      I honestly think your book is the best out there in wattpad

    • @karoliinalehtinen6701
      @karoliinalehtinen6701 5 лет назад +18

      No shame! I haven't read your book more. It was pretty well written actually, though it's not genre I would enjoy. It might need some revise, but you have clearly talent! Also it seems many people like your book, I saw multiple comments here defending it. Don't get discouraged and good luck on your writing journey!

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +9

      @@karoliinalehtinen6701 thank you so much!!!

  • @forestcampbell8962
    @forestcampbell8962 4 года назад +4

    The first book has me dying of laughter! That description is flipping priceless.

  • @littleprincess4615
    @littleprincess4615 5 лет назад +8

    “They’re asshole.. they’re very judgmental..”
    Me, a teen: heck yeah we are.

  • @Count_Load
    @Count_Load 2 года назад +3

    10:14 I love how his mood changes so fast

  • @leandroaraujo9515
    @leandroaraujo9515 5 лет назад +23

    you're such a normal person. this is a compliment

  • @tonig2255
    @tonig2255 4 года назад +10

    Bro the comments on Wattpad are just the peak of human performance.

  • @nickreif5355
    @nickreif5355 5 лет назад +88

    I'm just here to see the fanboys scramble to save author senpai's ego.

  • @verybarebones
    @verybarebones 5 лет назад +43

    F = triple D indeed, impressed you knew

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 4 года назад +2

      The chart I found says DDD = E

    • @pipsqeak7104
      @pipsqeak7104 3 года назад +1

      @@TuesdaysArt did you really google that??

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 3 года назад

      @@pipsqeak7104 Yes, yes I did.

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 3 года назад +1

      @@TuesdaysArt that chart is lying. DD is an E

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 года назад

      @@TuesdaysArt no, its D, DD=E, DDD=F, then G. The multiple Ds are american sizing while euro goes a b c d e f g directly

  • @Lara-mx4cd
    @Lara-mx4cd 4 года назад +9

    Honestly I have somehow expected something far worse, because as ashamed as I am to confess this I have read soo much worse. Kind of like the Beachtrip story but with tons of formatting and spelling mistakes.

  • @flameloude
    @flameloude 5 лет назад +2

    You're not just the ultimate martial artist you have fucking super strength!!

  • @dragonearth9643
    @dragonearth9643 3 года назад +6

    sadly the bad stories take over wattpad making it harder and harder to find the good ones.

  • @andyenid2
    @andyenid2 5 лет назад +18

    Who else knew female creepypasta x male readers would be on here

  • @athanasia791
    @athanasia791 5 лет назад +26

    Review After from Anna Todd. It's an awful fanfiction story about Harry Styles

  • @jonnybuijze1770
    @jonnybuijze1770 5 лет назад +4

    One of my favourite activities when I'm bored is to read my old books on Wattpad. There's so many small things in the writing style and how I wrote dialogue that are so typical for Wattpad and I love laughing at it.

  • @ponytailproductions2503
    @ponytailproductions2503 5 лет назад +16

    So that Terra lady was making plans to MARRY a CHILD? Ewwwwwwwwww wtf!

  • @mmww7243
    @mmww7243 3 года назад +1

    you have more courage than all of us - throwing your fiction account out here 😭 subscribed

  • @larafuchs706
    @larafuchs706 4 года назад +21

    You know, I find it silly how people make fun of writers on wattpad. I don't want to know what GRRMartin's or Brandon Sanderson's writing was like when they were teenagers, but I am pretty sure it was also bad and full of cliches. I work with children and often they have to write short stories and fantasy stories and most of the stories are very cliche: super handsome, good hero (mostly a self-insert) does something very awsome. Most writers start out writing Mary Sues and badly-cliched stuff, but that only helps them to mature and maybe one day, from all these hundreds of badly written stories, will emerge another GRRMartin, Brandon Sanderson and Tolkien. Most good writers started out their career in their twenties, thirties and fourties. To grow as a writer takes sometimes years and fanfiction and wattpad are ways for them to grow. Of course some of these stories are cringe-worthy as fuck, but for these kids it is a way to grow in confidence. Imagine writing something as a super edgy fifteen year old and how much confidence it can give you to try yourself on a real book. It might be worth it in the end.

    • @khizarch4910
      @khizarch4910 4 года назад +1

      Lara Fuchs I feel the empathy in this.

  • @secondengineer9814
    @secondengineer9814 4 года назад +6

    Somebody needs to make a video about reading wattpad/fanfics but then they actually just start reading the most popular books of our generation and wonder why these are all so good. "Szeth Son Son Vallano, truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king"

  • @melody_btsrocktheworld781
    @melody_btsrocktheworld781 5 лет назад +9

    @James Tullos you do know all these authors are your subscribers ....WHO LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
    XD im shaking

  • @CelticGuardian7
    @CelticGuardian7 4 месяца назад +1

    That cursing teacher makes me think they got inspiration from My Immortal's version of Dumbledore.

  • @gray3303
    @gray3303 5 лет назад +66

    Two Gangs and a Golden Girl is an amazing book,in my opinion, I don't really think it should be called 'awful' ,but people have different opinions,so...

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +10

      He's a guy and he read the first chapter. I can see how he would think so 😂

    • @cryptid6279
      @cryptid6279 5 лет назад +3

      to be fair, he did only read the beginning part.

  • @Joe27248
    @Joe27248 4 года назад +4

    That second story... I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

  • @saadduxx
    @saadduxx 5 лет назад +59

    i’m actually so sad my books in this. the concept was for fun, and i stopped writing it but thanks for saying my writing wasn’t bad @ 12:30 ... think becoming an author on the side is still a good idea for me? lmfao

    • @JamesTullos
      @JamesTullos  5 лет назад +116

      Don't take it too hard, your work was really more weird than bad. If you want bad, check out my old stuff, it's awful. You put yourself out there and you put the work into writing, that's more than most people ever do and you should be proud.

    • @amelijaceica9617
      @amelijaceica9617 4 года назад +25

      @@JamesTullos also you improve your writing as you do it more. No one's perfect in the beginning.

    • @naomileggoneverland6267
      @naomileggoneverland6267 3 года назад +1

      hey I actually liked your book lol 😳

  • @pancakedroid
    @pancakedroid 4 года назад +12

    I was originally gonna try out Two Gangs and a Golden Girl but seeing all the mad fans in the comments turned me off from it

  • @mushroomc0re
    @mushroomc0re 4 года назад +3

    I haven't used Fuckboy since I was 14 and on tumblr

  • @annbe1l
    @annbe1l 5 лет назад +29

    So...he knew it might get messy when he tried to critique random Wattpad stories and it has. I'd like to say that I really enjoyed this video. I made me laugh a lot.
    Honestly, I never knew about these stories and even he's being critical, I enjoyed some of the stuff he was reading unironically. The two gangs seemed silly as he read it but I was also interested. I enjoyed the first chapter, sinful eyes and all. As his fans are Wattpad writers and readers, this is free advertisement to your core audience. I for one have more respect for Wattpad now. I think this video might end giving those authors more viewers in the end. So, it's not so bad, people.
    My only question was why didn't he read more fantasy Wattpad stories since he mostly reviews fantasy stories?
    Maybe if James does this again, he should try to find books within his interests. I'd love to see more of cringe fantasy or sci-fi.
    I ask because genre bias is real. See below.
    Lots of people pick on romance. If you don't like romance, then you're less forgiving to the okay(good but flawed) stuff, because you don't have a love for the tropes or idea of what really matters for the story and what can be handwaved. What makes an okay romance is different from what makes an okay mystery or fantasy book. Romance is about connecting with the characters and the characters connect with each other, mystery is all about that plot, a fantasy/sci-fi can be supported by its world. If a book does really good in that one genre specific core aspect, then the genre reader may love it even if the book doesn't do so well in other story aspects. I've read and loved flawed romances where the chemistry is through the roof but the plot is flailing on the ground. And I loved fantasies with generic characters doing a generic plot in a beautiful well thought out setting. True, it's best to get all/most of those aspects right. Those are great works, but many good stories really only master one and are okay or straight up bad at others. And that's okay. It's why people still want to go Hogwarts and are forgiving the Fantastic Beasts 2. Why women keep falling in love with Mr. Darcy regardless of what weird new plot they put the man in.
    That's my 2 cents.

    • @HollyShmit
      @HollyShmit 5 лет назад +3

      I completely agree! I loved the video - laughed as well. I didn't mean for my readers to come to my defense like this lol. And I get that nothing he said was meant to hurt. Also, I agree with the fantasy thing! I, myself, am more of a fantasy writer - making me more proud of those novels than my teen fiction ones.

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 года назад +1

      hell, ive read romance stories (particularly historical romance bc magical ballgown era yeehaw) where theres barely any plot other than "lets get these two together" and the story just follows them around talking and bickering lmao.
      am more of a character-driven person rather than plot-driven, so in any story characters and their chemistry are the utmost important. but *_especially_* in romance. like, i'd forgive nearly everything long as the characters feel alive and their interactions feel real.

    • @annbe1l
      @annbe1l 4 года назад +1

      Little Somebody Yeah. I like those historical romances too. I love character driven stories and god chemistry (romance or platonic). I think that’s the reason I like romance in the first place.

  • @xTheOneToSaveUsAllx
    @xTheOneToSaveUsAllx 4 года назад +5

    ... I actually thought Triple D meant that she had three boobs. What, it's creepypasta, they are allowed to have additional body parts.

  • @kainoawaikiki2614
    @kainoawaikiki2614 4 года назад +2

    Just a casual bit of eugenics in the second story

  • @Ralndrath
    @Ralndrath 5 лет назад +6

    One of my stories- The Angaran Chronicles: A False Legacy a story part of my dark fantasy/dieselpunk series was longlisted for the 2018 Wattys. It...really isn't much of an achievement the more I think about it lol.