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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @tweeotch
    @tweeotch 2 месяца назад +730

    Politician pulls a fire alarm and gets $1000 fine. Politicians make millions with insider trading and can get a $200 fine. The swamp needs cleaning.

    • @tomlaundry4021
      @tomlaundry4021 2 месяца назад +3

      🔥 👋

    • @RoccoDiricox8
      @RoccoDiricox8 2 месяца назад +3

      Trump Epstein 2024

    • @nobushidono9897
      @nobushidono9897 2 месяца назад

      *George Carlin rolling in his grave, watching people who benefit off of child labor complain about politicians*

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 2 месяца назад +27

      You mean when he found out about what went on, kicked him out of MarALago and called the DA to testify?

    • @Zulu2020
      @Zulu2020 2 месяца назад +4

      Yeah if that would’ve been a regular person would’ve got jail time also

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 2 месяца назад +41

    05:30 Remember back in the infancy of the internet, when your parents would tell you 'dont meet people from the internet they might be crazy!' and 'Never get into a car with a stranger!' ... now you contact a stranger from the internet with the sole intention of getting into their car so they can drive you someplace.Yeah, t hings sure do flip around

    • @bendakstarkiller3407
      @bendakstarkiller3407 2 месяца назад +3

      I remember the infancy of the internet when strangers got super excited just because they could say hello to someone from another country in chat rooms. Back before it turned to crap.

  • @DarenMiller-qj7bu
    @DarenMiller-qj7bu 2 месяца назад +520

    I'm not ashamed at all about 2020. Never got the jab, did not lock down or quarantine, and argued with everyone i could about it. I did my part.

    • @DavidWhite-eh3wu
      @DavidWhite-eh3wu 2 месяца назад +26

      Based

    • @lookingglass9966
      @lookingglass9966 2 месяца назад +47

      Same, proud to be a " pureblood 🩸"

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 месяца назад +35

      Pure Bloods Unite 💪😎🇺🇸

    • @peghead
      @peghead 2 месяца назад +24

      Same here, I fished right through it.

    • @marcanthony8475
      @marcanthony8475 2 месяца назад +20

      Same.
      Thank you for fighting with us!

  • @GeryonM
    @GeryonM 2 месяца назад +40

    1:55 i believe the deer are commenting on the quality of the hunters shooting skills not public vs private land debate.

    • @starwekstarwek9245
      @starwekstarwek9245 2 месяца назад +1

      He means that if the deer are on private land, they will probably have the same hunter every year. But public land would have many different hunters.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 месяца назад

      That's why hunting leases are at a premium around me, because the public areas get full fast. Luckily I get to watch my deer grow at my place.

  • @Peter-e7g
    @Peter-e7g 2 месяца назад +195

    If your kids identify as Furries, tell them that you're moving to Springfield Ohio....

    • @Jess-kn8vl
      @Jess-kn8vl 2 месяца назад +11

      Doh!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂 and ppl need to know how they hold the tail too 🤢🤮

    • @Peter-e7g
      @Peter-e7g 2 месяца назад +7

      @@kj7792 Indeed...

    • @davidmonroe2378
      @davidmonroe2378 2 месяца назад +3

      👀😅😂🤣👍👍

    • @Peter-e7g
      @Peter-e7g 2 месяца назад +6

      @@davidmonroe2378 So many Furries....
      so few recipes....

  • @sassybakka
    @sassybakka 2 месяца назад +38

    Kamala calling JOY after 4 years of flushing the economy down the toilet, is pathetic and cringe.

    • @chuckevans2792
      @chuckevans2792 2 месяца назад +1

      Mao said his great Joy was to fight against Heaven.
      We have gone far down that road. She loves it!

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 2 месяца назад +86

    Every professional that says "don't try this at home" was once an amateur who did try it at home.

  • @moralitysheriffii4510
    @moralitysheriffii4510 2 месяца назад +47

    Jimmy Fallon was hilarious on SNL, including the iconic Christopher Walken cowbell skit, but since has turned into just another deep- state, late- night, has been tds hack.

    • @EricRedbear
      @EricRedbear 2 месяца назад +2

      Cow Bell with Walken had Will Farrell, not Jimmy Fallon.

    • @moralitysheriffii4510
      @moralitysheriffii4510 2 месяца назад +1

      @EricRedbear I know Will Farrel played the cowbell. Jimmy was the drummer. He's as funny as Will Farrell in that skit. He's trying not to laugh the whole time, covering his mouth with his drum sticks.

  • @billweirdo9657
    @billweirdo9657 2 месяца назад +145

    Never throw away the peas. Best ice pack ever

    • @RoccoDiricox8
      @RoccoDiricox8 2 месяца назад +15

      Agreed

    • @michaelphillips7750
      @michaelphillips7750 2 месяца назад

      Especially if you get hit in the "mummy daddy".

    • @dougberrett8094
      @dougberrett8094 2 месяца назад +8

      Isn't that their true calling? Cold, and shape compliant.

    • @MrCrdub
      @MrCrdub 2 месяца назад +9

      2bags of peas and 2 bags of corn came in handy a month ago when i got stung ~15 times by yellow jackets.

    • @moralitysheriffii4510
      @moralitysheriffii4510 2 месяца назад +6

      Vasectomy patients best friend.

  • @lukeherdaii9528
    @lukeherdaii9528 2 месяца назад +12

    3:22 Why did the geese cross the road? To escape the “migrants” chasing them. 😂

  • @gregsummerson6524
    @gregsummerson6524 2 месяца назад +79

    The geese have more manners than the Haitians

    • @Weshopwizard
      @Weshopwizard 2 месяца назад +15

      Why did the geese cross the road? To get away from the Haitians.

    • @lv-426paradise3
      @lv-426paradise3 2 месяца назад +2

      The geese would be flying if there were Haitians nearby.

  • @Morrison-yi7mq
    @Morrison-yi7mq 2 месяца назад +14

    I worked retail for the past 21 years. Loved the people I worked with liked most of the customers. However, the low percentage of bad customers made it hell.

  • @electrospaghetti4483
    @electrospaghetti4483 2 месяца назад +72

    My kid’s school serve those “taco in a bag” , but here they call it a “walking taco” 😂

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 2 месяца назад +7

      I remember when my aunt introduced me to that, but it was still something you made in a bowl not in the bag!
      Fritos instead of Doritos, walking taco because you didn't need to sit down to avoid spilling.

    • @MSMNBC
      @MSMNBC 2 месяца назад +2

      Yep

    • @AWAKEnotWOKE84
      @AWAKEnotWOKE84 2 месяца назад +6

      Thank you, someone knows what they're talking about!😄

    • @lindaanderson3698
      @lindaanderson3698 2 месяца назад +2

      That is a real thing? Ewe..lol

  • @ABaumstumpf
    @ABaumstumpf 2 месяца назад +22

    There is an old but still well known book on Identity politics. That guy got famous for implementing it on a large scale.
    Its called "Mein Kampf".

  • @zombiebassman
    @zombiebassman 2 месяца назад +79

    I worked retail at K Mart (yes I'm that old) during the holiday season. They had the same 20 minutes of Christmas songs on repeat for 3 f-ing months (from before Halloween to well after New Year). I worked 6 to 8 hour shifts. Which means I heard every song on the playlist 18 to 24 times every single work day for 3 months. To make matters worse I worked in electronics where all the tvs had the same 5 minute advertisement for a charity we were promoting on an endless loop. So I heard that 72 to 96 times a day on top of the Christmas music. PTSD doesn't begin to cover it.

    • @justinknott4177
      @justinknott4177 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh you just unlocked my memory or 🎶 SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!!! 🎶 only one of the many SAME songs played to loop over and OVER. Yup I too have worked in THE MOUTH OF MADNESS😂

    • @zombiebassman
      @zombiebassman 2 месяца назад +3

      @justinknott4177 yup. That was one of them. And of course the accursed Mariah Carey song.

    • @mitchdroese84
      @mitchdroese84 2 месяца назад +6

      Dude, I worked K-mart too. We would take the phone and put it on intercom and just set it down to cut off the music. Smooth operator.

    • @zombiebassman
      @zombiebassman 2 месяца назад +1

      @mitchdroese84 yeah. We couldn't get away with that. If there wasn't at least one overhead page an hour they knew something was wrong.

    • @mitchdroese84
      @mitchdroese84 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, but they'd have to find the phone first!

  • @oldschoolgnrfan6035
    @oldschoolgnrfan6035 2 месяца назад +38

    It wasn't that long ago when Kamala called price gouging as price "gauging". Just another thing the MSM doesn't want you to remember.

    • @cl5080
      @cl5080 2 месяца назад

      I thought I was the only one remembered that!

    • @justaminute3111
      @justaminute3111 2 месяца назад +1

      It was because she was about to say “ Prowse Giging.” That would have been even better.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 месяца назад +1

      Hospitility (?) 😮

    • @DarenMiller-qj7bu
      @DarenMiller-qj7bu 2 месяца назад +1

      @@oldschoolgnrfan6035 I just can't understand the refusal to believe your own eyes and ears. That woman is a nightmare and everyone knows it, yet there will be millions lining up to vote for her. Drives me crazy.

  • @andrewstoll4548
    @andrewstoll4548 2 месяца назад +151

    A mans biggest fear is that his wife sells his Tools, Guns, Fishing gear, Golf clubs at the price he told her they were bought for.

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @chrisgabbert658
      @chrisgabbert658 2 месяца назад +6

      Worse she finds out that 300$ pistol was 3500$ 😁.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@chrisgabbert658 "It's gained collector value."

    • @grbenway
      @grbenway 2 месяца назад +7

      I saw a vid where a widow was broke and trying to get money... she wanted 150 and she got like 1500$ (good to see them being decent people)

    • @ccampbell7214
      @ccampbell7214 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @thesisypheanjournal1271
    @thesisypheanjournal1271 2 месяца назад +12

    My first two teaching stints in Korea I'd stop for lunch at a fast-food place near the school. Near Christmas, the manager would put up a 3-foot-tall dancing Santa that played the first verse and half the chorus of "Jingle Bell Rock" on endless loop. Not even the whole song, just the first verse and half the chorus. The haunted look on the faces of the workers said it all.

  • @rduse4125
    @rduse4125 2 месяца назад +165

    Hey Tyler……I did NOT just “let” the 2020 thing go on around me.
    Not vaccinated, got a doctors note not to wear a mask all while teaching in a public high school.
    Don’t tread on me. 😉

    • @dovej3516
      @dovej3516 2 месяца назад +7

      I did the same thing. I made sure I toted that note everywhere with me for two years!

    • @MattFrost224
      @MattFrost224 2 месяца назад +2

      Amen!

    • @davidmonroe2378
      @davidmonroe2378 2 месяца назад +3

      So your one of the good teachers

    • @rduse4125
      @rduse4125 2 месяца назад +1

      @@davidmonroe2378 - I’m a retired Fire Captain who’s now teaching….i don’t know if I’m good, but I know a bunch of horseshit when I hear it 😆

    • @DarenMiller-qj7bu
      @DarenMiller-qj7bu 2 месяца назад +3

      @@rduse4125 my man! I did the same except no doctor note. Lost my job, a few friends and had a few police interactions. Those "friends" are now sick as hell and cursing the jab, but not one apology. Looks like they were on the wrong side of history AGAIN.

  • @research903
    @research903 2 месяца назад +9

    Chuck Norris plays horse shoes without taking them off the horse...

  • @savage22bolt32
    @savage22bolt32 2 месяца назад +84

    When I go to the drive-thru ATM lane, the machine has braille on the faceplate for all the visually impaired drivers.

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 2 месяца назад +8

      So do gas pumps.

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 2 месяца назад +6

      You feel smart for that joke till a blind guy tells you that is his job putting braille keys on things for sighted people to make jokes about because they can't sort numbers as fast seeing.

    • @grammar4341
      @grammar4341 2 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂 makes perfect sense!

    • @beinggreenandunseen3171
      @beinggreenandunseen3171 2 месяца назад +1

      Hmm…

  • @thomashunts6359
    @thomashunts6359 2 месяца назад +2

    The Kackle Harris commercial at the start was hilarious. Bet ya Willy Brown knows how Kackle's body works...Pay for Play.😂

  • @peteengard9966
    @peteengard9966 2 месяца назад +88

    Tyler getting fact checked more than Kamala.😂😂😂

    • @jrooksable
      @jrooksable 2 месяца назад +6

      The National ENQUIRER gets fact checked less than Tyler!😁

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад

      I get fact checked more than Harris! LoL RUclips censoring is out of control.

    • @kyle1598hffgyfv
      @kyle1598hffgyfv 2 месяца назад +4

      Megan just keeping him honest

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад

      @@kyle1598hffgyfv Hmm my comments are being censored again. Notifications from the thread I've been silenced on. LoL RUclips is ridiculous!

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 2 месяца назад +9

      To be fair, Megan is a more reliable Fact-Checker than actual Fact-Checkers

  • @pantarkan7
    @pantarkan7 2 месяца назад +4

    "You have to elect me, because I promise to fix everything I broke"

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 2 месяца назад +97

    Retail workers are never paid enough to deal with the crap that is dumped on them from both directions. If you aren't getting yelled at by a customer over something nonsensical, you're getting yelled at by your boss over something impractical. From experience, will never work retail again unless I have no other choice.

    • @michaelphillips7750
      @michaelphillips7750 2 месяца назад +6

      I used to work at a grocery store and heard crap all the time. I just agreed with them

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 2 месяца назад +4

      I've only been retail for 10 months almost a year... I don't know if it's because everyone is polite here in the Midwest but i have absolutely enjoyed almost every day.
      Only when i close the bathrooms to clean them is there consternation, but rarely. I'm janitor. I love thanking people for smiles as i push the broom through the Wal-Mart aisles. 😁

    • @saintmalaclypse3217
      @saintmalaclypse3217 2 месяца назад +8

      Retail is my DREAM retirement job. I will yell at the customers and yell at the manager, and in today's workforce, as long as I show up I'll never get fired.

    • @melissabird901
      @melissabird901 2 месяца назад +7

      My mom says everyone should at least once😊

    • @steamer1112
      @steamer1112 2 месяца назад +5

      I worked as a cashier in a very busy drug store on Robson St. in Vancouver for almost 2 years. 98% of the customers were fine but, that 2% was what finally made me quit in disgust. People trying to scam or just being total morons. I saw many people who could not count it seemed or just incredibly rude. People who work in customer service are dumped on all the time and mostly don't deserve it. If you say anything back to them you're probably going to to get fired. I forget the exact circumstances but, my last encounter with a customer ended with me asking him "are you that fucking stupid?". Luckily enough, there was a supervisor who heard me say it and told me it was time to leave. I heartily agreed and quit on the spot. 😁

  • @jbrou123
    @jbrou123 2 месяца назад +17

    The reason for the QR code menu is so that they can change prices at any time depending on demand.

  • @paulbrickler
    @paulbrickler 2 месяца назад +206

    Retail world: Our Christmas playlist was 72 minutes long, basically 1 CD, on repeat. But our customer analytics said that people generally spent less than 40 minutes in the store. So, no problem, right? Unless you were working an 8-hour shift . . .

    • @patricianelson8
      @patricianelson8 2 месяца назад +13

      I agree with you. My two top annoying Christmas songs that I detest hearing on repeat are: "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" and "Jingle Bells" with the barking dogs. I love dogs, but come on man!

    • @ericharrison6418
      @ericharrison6418 2 месяца назад

      SCREW MARIAH CAREY! And that stupid Santa clause is comin to town by Springsteen!!

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 2 месяца назад +8

      Yep, same reason most radio stations play the 10 most popular songs on repeat. Most people just listen for 15-30 minutes on the way to work.

    • @cherkarman
      @cherkarman 2 месяца назад +9

      I spent 18 years in retail but actually started in early 80's when we got to listen to the radio but then they came out with those dang CD's that were sent to us by corporate that we had to listen to....torcher!

    • @kimgarrett-madole896
      @kimgarrett-madole896 2 месяца назад +2

      We call it the year that didn’t exist

  • @thomasallen3818
    @thomasallen3818 2 месяца назад +5

    Tyler, one thing I consider when someone asks for money, I look for tattoos, it they can afford tattoos then they don’t need a handout, they need to balance their spending. That’s from my experience of getting burned but a family member, who turned around and blew the money I gave them for their bills, only to see new ink the following week. Never again!

    • @DONALDNIEMEYER-r4v
      @DONALDNIEMEYER-r4v 2 месяца назад

      my irresponsible niece asked to borrow money, which meant I would never see it again. loaded with tats including a full back, like angel wings. I asked how she could afford the tats. She was ready for that one. She said "friends" paid for them. hahahahahha. no money honey. of course, Now I'm the mean uncle who has some money.

  • @2Quietus
    @2Quietus 2 месяца назад +49

    Ohhh, Megan's gonna have a field day with the "I would NEVER tell anyone to shutup unless...blah blah blah" Bro, you tell people to shutup at LEAST once per episode 😆🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад +1

      Awww Shut up! Haaa 😂

  • @ardentdg1
    @ardentdg1 2 месяца назад +3

    weird problem in cali is consumer demand has been dropping for years, what we are seeing is huge increases in buyouts for rentals. In my neighborhood alone there are houses that are vacant EVERYWHRE. There is no housing shortage. there is a shortage of housing people can afford because corporations are now able to buy more for rentals than ever before. People are leaving because they are house poor making 150k+ a year. The stats are juked my guys.

  • @unitunitglue5143
    @unitunitglue5143 2 месяца назад +70

    Truckers were labeled essential workers during Covid. We did not get student loan forgiveness….

    • @mruncletheredge
      @mruncletheredge 2 месяца назад

      Somehow, their side will blame Trump.... And the low information losers will eat it all up...

    • @MSMNBC
      @MSMNBC 2 месяца назад +9

      So were delivery drivers. Imagine working all week for less than $600 while non essentials sat at home bringing in $600 a week.

    • @Tryp-j9d
      @Tryp-j9d 2 месяца назад

      Because Gender Studies majors are ALWAYS 100% USELESS!!!

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 месяца назад +3

      @@MSMNBC the 600 was ON TOP of unemployment . that's where all the money went. then they got so used to it they refused to go back to work for less than 1k a week. so we got massive inflation.

    • @terfalicious
      @terfalicious 2 месяца назад +1

      And some in Canada had their bank accounts frozen. WTF???

  • @zackmano
    @zackmano 2 месяца назад +5

    I think I can beat the "retail worker soundtrack" thing:
    I used to work at On The Border, and the soundtrack was mariachi versions of classic US hits. Imagine that on a loop while slinging queso. 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @sirjamesofvaa54
    @sirjamesofvaa54 2 месяца назад +55

    12:19 "Walking Taco's"

    • @caged0902
      @caged0902 2 месяца назад

      Yup we call them both

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 2 месяца назад

      ​@@caged0902
      It doesn't matter what you call it, because it is literally a poor attempt to make a NACHO SALAD by dumping ingredients into a bag of nacho cheese Doritos.
      I would say prove me wrong, but you can't.
      Period.
      End of discussion.

    • @mahnamahna3252
      @mahnamahna3252 2 месяца назад

      ​@@edwardcook2973 walking nacho salad

    • @ArtistryBranson
      @ArtistryBranson 2 месяца назад

      What you said.

  • @AW-gi8ri
    @AW-gi8ri 2 месяца назад +1

    I almost made it through, but that last one with Jill and Joe made me spit out my coffee. Damnit.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 2 месяца назад +272

    The entire world loses if Kamala gets in on November and Trump doesn't

    • @RoccoDiricox8
      @RoccoDiricox8 2 месяца назад +16

      Not Ukraine

    • @seandelap8587
      @seandelap8587 2 месяца назад

      For everyone that matters ​@@RoccoDiricox8

    • @RoccoDiricox8
      @RoccoDiricox8 2 месяца назад

      ​@@seandelap8587bwaaaaa women won't win if Trump gets in office.

    • @DheerajNagpal
      @DheerajNagpal 2 месяца назад +24

      China and all the 'stan' countries disagree

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 2 месяца назад +25

      Is that the same person that all the Democrats wanted to remove from the ticket just a few months ago?

  • @nancyallen8497
    @nancyallen8497 2 месяца назад +4

    30 years ago I found a braille playboy magazine on the metro bus in Seattle.
    the only printed words was the logo on the front cover and beneath was the words
    “Playboy for the blind”and on the back cover in fine print it said
    "provided free to the disabled by the United States Library of Congress"
    but the best thing about it was you could always cop a good feel.

    • @cathoderaytube7497
      @cathoderaytube7497 2 месяца назад

      Did the magazine have two little dots for every photo, placed at two certain spots?

  • @rocksandoil2241
    @rocksandoil2241 2 месяца назад +49

    There are no Johnny Carson's on late night TV - Him and Jay Leno were the last real comedians on late night TV.

    • @PhilG999
      @PhilG999 2 месяца назад

      My favorite Johnny Carson bit was with Za Za Gabor and her cat! If you don't know it look it up!

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 месяца назад +5

      David Letterman!

    • @michaelzawadzki6436
      @michaelzawadzki6436 2 месяца назад +2

      @@downhomesunsetTHANK YOU!!! Leno was worthless!!

    • @Winters_Folly
      @Winters_Folly 2 месяца назад +5

      O'Brian before he sold his soul, also Ferguson was good.

    • @alltheway9944
      @alltheway9944 2 месяца назад +7

      Craig Ferguson

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 2 месяца назад +2

    The "when they build that" post reminded me of this: The shopping plaza near my house got a Dunkin Donuts but then for whatever reason it became some other business. Then like 5 years later they built a Dunkin Donuts right next to it.🤣

  • @andrewstoll4548
    @andrewstoll4548 2 месяца назад +16

    Damn it ..... I lost it at the ape custome prank.

  • @strfltcmnd.9925
    @strfltcmnd.9925 2 месяца назад +7

    in the 60's, $200.00 worth of groceries would have filled up the whole car.

    • @bendakstarkiller3407
      @bendakstarkiller3407 2 месяца назад

      You still can fill it pretty good if you smart with your buys

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but in the 60s, the whole car cost $3000.

    • @bendakstarkiller3407
      @bendakstarkiller3407 2 месяца назад

      @wilburrrrr742 oh man, it's difficult to find a car for that now. My first car 15 years ago was 1000, 1990 starlet, you'd never get a car like that these days. Maybe you could find a 2nd hand little yaris from 15 years ago for like 3k now but that's a real stretch, more like 5-10k being realistic.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 месяца назад

      @@bendakstarkiller3407
      In 1964, a base model brand new Mustang cost $2368.00
      In 1965, the average price of a new car was still less than three thousand dollars.

  • @patrickturner2417
    @patrickturner2417 2 месяца назад +27

    8:58....I'm at the age now where I'm asking "when did they tear that down?" about the buildings that made me say "damn, when did they build that?"

  • @tanakilbourn1067
    @tanakilbourn1067 2 месяца назад +1

    Tyler, I have been a fan for several years but I just became a super fan when you said what you said about the QR codes. We get up and leave when they won't give us a menu.

  • @MrCrdub
    @MrCrdub 2 месяца назад +9

    The diner millshake meme... hands down, 1,000,000% TRUTH!

  • @Sister_Felinity_Imaculata
    @Sister_Felinity_Imaculata 2 месяца назад +3

    Outside has clean dirt. Inside has dirty dirt. I'm not walking barefoot on dirty dirt.

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 2 месяца назад +30

    Zed I really appreciate the advice on “just stay out of the comments”. When it comes to political debates on RUclips comments, it’s just so exhausting and pointless. No matter how many times you speak the truth you always have these fools that want to believe every single ridiculous lie from the mainstream media. I’m not kidding I had this one crazy guy give me multiple links to the worst sources that you can imagine.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад +5

      I enjoy it ... The idiots are fun when I'm bored . Saving my family from my crazy . Haaaa 😁

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +7

      And about half the time, even if you make a sound, reasonable, polite argument, the comment is deleted.

    • @Steel-101
      @Steel-101 2 месяца назад +6

      @@josephgaviota I can’t tell you how many times that’s happened to me. I use no profanity, no vulgar lines, or anything of an ill nature. Sometimes Sarcasm, but nothing crude. And yet my comments STILL get deleted sometimes. I really think it’s trolls that are given way too much power on RUclips. It goes for politics, religious topics, and even entertainment.

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Steel-101 💯 agree.

    • @kyliesbubbie
      @kyliesbubbie 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Steel-101 every time I mention Jesus Christ, my comment gets deleted!

  • @SquatCobbler-Cry
    @SquatCobbler-Cry 2 месяца назад +3

    3:15 I love how they walk with the elder geese ahead and behind, I've even see geese walk on the side like their coaching them, one guy pull his car up and the one goose I swear stopped and if he could talk went closer to the car and said I'M WALKIN HERE!!!

  • @jeffreyboyd2758
    @jeffreyboyd2758 2 месяца назад +27

    This week’s punishment is a clear violation of the Eighth Amendment 🚨

  • @gwcrispi
    @gwcrispi 2 месяца назад +5

    The frozen peas in the freezer are not for eating, they're for icing down injuries...

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 2 месяца назад +23

    Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video

  • @CheezyDoodles
    @CheezyDoodles 2 месяца назад +2

    Recently, someone mentioned Taco in a Bag. Now I've seen it and it's confirmed, that be nasty! 🤣

  • @breauxdose
    @breauxdose 2 месяца назад +17

    That punishment is the most brutal one yet. Those GMA Karen facial expressions.

  • @redfo3009
    @redfo3009 2 месяца назад +3

    I literally had to stop at a croswalk yesterday to allow two Canadian geese cross the road. Too cute!

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 2 месяца назад

      We can't touch them in Canada as they are protected....want more sent to say....OHIO?

  • @Faranos007
    @Faranos007 2 месяца назад +9

    Dude this episode hit my girl hard. She was flipping out. Love you.

  • @ericsmith1508
    @ericsmith1508 2 месяца назад +1

    As a former retail worker, I can fully confirm! The meme is perfectly accurate. Zed, your comments on it are fully accurate!

  • @dt8185
    @dt8185 2 месяца назад +28

    Zed: "Dude, That's a Taco in a bag. What else would you call it?"
    Me: "I say it's all that and a bag of chips."

    • @debby8428
      @debby8428 2 месяца назад

      thats funny!

    • @janos5408
      @janos5408 2 месяца назад +1

      Bud dum dum, paching.

    • @StoutForAll
      @StoutForAll 2 месяца назад

      It's also called walking tacos, in MI.

    • @kelleylea5
      @kelleylea5 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.bill.8236
    @mr.bill.8236 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm from Michigan. Here we say "man, I can remember when that was a paved road".

  • @michaelchauvin7219
    @michaelchauvin7219 2 месяца назад +39

    Jimmy Fallon should interview Kamala Harris

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 2 месяца назад +15

      & have a laugh-off

    • @r.m.m.1706
      @r.m.m.1706 2 месяца назад

      Two Kackling idiots!!🤦🏾🤦🏿No thanks!!

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 2 месяца назад +3

      Do you think he would ask her about Proposition 47?

    • @Tryp-j9d
      @Tryp-j9d 2 месяца назад +5

      A Giggle Off?

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Tryp-j9d A cackle off. (kind of sounds like a Russian dinner)

  • @shanec5972
    @shanec5972 2 месяца назад +1

    It's a walking taco, you savage, Tyler!

  • @lordinquis8r679
    @lordinquis8r679 2 месяца назад +26

    Aw shucks! The Big Mac wrapper made me laugh. I’m going to do that.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 2 месяца назад +5

      Thankfully I don't know any vegans

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад

      I know a few but they are single. ​@@purplelove392

    • @ericbeavers4769
      @ericbeavers4769 2 месяца назад +1

      Big Macs come in boxes.

    • @lordinquis8r679
      @lordinquis8r679 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ericbeavers4769 , ok, a double cheeseburger wrapper or a box still works.

    • @ericbeavers4769
      @ericbeavers4769 2 месяца назад

      @@lordinquis8r679 I suppose you’re right. lol.

  • @_Loadie
    @_Loadie 2 месяца назад +2

    im pretty sure there was a study done showing that retail workers being subjected to xmas music is literally psychological torture. im a retail worker and can confirm

  • @Guide2RS3
    @Guide2RS3 2 месяца назад +53

    @4:25 He was a member of Congress (so it would have been the Capitol building, not the White House). He opened a fire door (which set off the fire alarm) in the middle of a vote. It was really satisfying seeing him voted out in the primary, especially after that ultra-cringe rally he did with AOC!

    • @Zulu2020
      @Zulu2020 2 месяца назад +6

      No I think you’re wrong I think he pulled the fire alarm

    • @scoop-nv6qk
      @scoop-nv6qk 2 месяца назад +8

      He actually pulled the alarm. It's on video. Then he said he didn't know it was a fire alarm

    • @Guide2RS3
      @Guide2RS3 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Zulu2020 He literally gave the excuse that he thought the alarm wouldn't go off if he opened the door slowly.

    • @GeryonM
      @GeryonM 2 месяца назад +3

      Odd that he didn't know what a fire alarm pull woyld look like as he was an educator and a principal for some time.

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna 2 месяца назад

      @@GeryonM He's a demoncrat. He knew he wasn't going to get charged with a damn thing. He could get away with murdering a 6 year old in front of Congress and Joe's FBI would say they could find no wrongdoing.

  • @0hMyLife
    @0hMyLife 2 месяца назад +1

    12:59
    Love you too Zed! Lol. I'm scared for this holiday season...July 14th I started working at Bath and Body Works. THINGS ARE GONNA GET WIIIILD!!!!

  • @kenl5290
    @kenl5290 2 месяца назад +25

    Pumpkin spice? Are you kidding me? They ALREADY have CHRISTMAS OUT!

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +1

      It's true. I was at Costco on Thursday, and there were some Christmas Trees for sale.

    • @bettinafullerton6452
      @bettinafullerton6452 2 месяца назад

      The same here in Australia 🇦🇺.

  • @scottvernon9813
    @scottvernon9813 2 месяца назад

    That chicken truly looks like a wizard. 😂 Love it!

  • @baswenmakers6846
    @baswenmakers6846 2 месяца назад +13

    I was telling the cashiers that I thought zombies ate brains. Turns out zombies eat toilet paper.

  • @karenc2192
    @karenc2192 2 месяца назад

    🤣🤣🤣 I’m up for that gorilla prank!!! It sounds SICK!!!

  • @jimp1151
    @jimp1151 2 месяца назад +22

    POV: When someone steals your identity and your credit score improves

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 2 месяца назад +5

      When all the SSN were exposed... My FICO score went from 789 to 814. Didn't even take 2 weeks for that to go right back down . LoL 🤣

    • @Etymon-jt3zw
      @Etymon-jt3zw 2 месяца назад +5

      The credit union and the bank both told me it's better to have bad credit than no credit at all.
      Even though I have no credit score they wouldn't give me the opportunity to make it better or worse.
      So I tried to get a loan and told them the money would never actually even leave the bank. I would only pay it back as fast or slow as they wanted to. That I would only take the money and put it in my account in that bank. To improve my credit, still didn't work.
      Because I had no credit.

    • @kelleylea5
      @kelleylea5 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

  • @skootr924
    @skootr924 2 месяца назад +1

    13:43 Chicken gnome is what I saw, and he's going back to the yard 😂😂😂

  • @dennyallman5399
    @dennyallman5399 2 месяца назад +15

    I think I can make only watch that debate once. It wasn’t as funny as the Trump v. Biden debate. “We beat Medicare.” Classic!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 месяца назад

      Oh come on 😂 what about the IM SPEAKING

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 2 месяца назад +17

    3:55 I believe that it was Joan Rivers, who once talked about dating a football player: "We were in the supermarket, and there was a sign that said, 'Wet Floor'. So, he did!"

    • @jacky3580
      @jacky3580 2 месяца назад

      Joan Rivers was hilarious. Her Vegas shows were crazy.

  • @MrClobbertime
    @MrClobbertime 2 месяца назад +3

    I think the deer were talking about the hunter's poor aim.

  • @hinspect
    @hinspect 2 месяца назад +15

    I bought your Book and read it last week, it was great! You certainly have accomplished a LOT in your lifetime. I highly
    recommend it to all your video fans! 😉👍👍👍

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 месяца назад

      Can you give a brief synopsis?

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 2 месяца назад

      I agree ❤

  • @richardunruh4035
    @richardunruh4035 2 месяца назад +2

    The fun of a yard game is directly in proportion to the severity of ouch you can receive: Corn hole: 0/10; Croquet 1/10; Horse shoes 3/10; Jarts (the real ones) 8/10. I miss Jarts.

  • @greenman5255
    @greenman5255 2 месяца назад +53

    Hell, Biden drives around DC now saying: "When they build that?!" when he goes past the Washington Monument.

    • @toonmariorpg
      @toonmariorpg 2 месяца назад +3

      Didn't know he has the mental capacity to drive anything!

    • @cathoderaytube7497
      @cathoderaytube7497 2 месяца назад +2

      He was probably there when it was built. I looked it up, and the article I consulted (glanced at) said 1848. Sounds about right for Biden.

  • @angelamcphail7292
    @angelamcphail7292 2 месяца назад

    For the “Taco in a bag” thing, we call it a “Walking Taco”. 😹😹😹

  • @apolloxiii5574
    @apolloxiii5574 2 месяца назад +33

    I hope these crossing geese do not live in Springfield Ohio.

    • @tom-8319
      @tom-8319 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh let them eat the geese there are millions of them and they do nothing but poop all over.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 месяца назад

      "Goose, I'm gonna miss you."
      Maverick

  • @thomasallen3818
    @thomasallen3818 2 месяца назад +1

    Count me in! The pop up Halloween store near me has a pretty cool gorilla costume. lol 😂 That would be funny as hell.

  • @regib422
    @regib422 2 месяца назад +5

    The Geneva Convention would like a word with you about this punishment. ..😂😂😂

  • @songofrest
    @songofrest 2 месяца назад

    That waltz side by side is gold 😂

  • @purplelove392
    @purplelove392 2 месяца назад +13

    I laughed on the first meme. I used to work with a lady who was a clean freak, so I knew she had never heard of the 5 second rule. In our house, it's the chihuahua's.

  • @andrewmanley7896
    @andrewmanley7896 2 месяца назад

    Hey Tyler, two of my favorite places to go when I was a young lad was Warlocks Grave, and Buzzards Roost. I'm pretty sure most kids today don't leave their play stations long enough to go exploring for a secret place to hang out with others... Just my opinion... Lolol ... Great show, keep them coming...

  • @jbrou123
    @jbrou123 2 месяца назад +13

    Wait a minute, that's cruel.
    Kamala already speaks at half speed, and that will make her laugh sound even more evil.

  • @Hacksaw37
    @Hacksaw37 2 месяца назад +5

    Auckland New Zealand we now have our first Popeyes. I remember when we got KFC 1971. We're catching up America.

    • @bayoumanbryan
      @bayoumanbryan 2 месяца назад

      i hope that you make real good money. kfc is around $3 usd per piece here

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 2 месяца назад +47

    23:55 "We haven't heard from Joe in a long time." Really? Just saw him the other day, wearing a Trump hat!

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +5

      That was CLASSIC.
      "I'll get even with YOU, Kamala" --Joe Biden (probably)

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 месяца назад

      "Let's Go Brandon, I agree"
      Joe Biden

  • @MTPatriot1787
    @MTPatriot1787 2 месяца назад +1

    The kid laying down for a pillow reminds me of the "putting a chicken to sleep" mode. --- I am going to recommend to my toddler the square idea. We'll see how it works.

  • @noControl556
    @noControl556 2 месяца назад +15

    "VP Harris, how are you going to solve the inflation crisis?" I'm going to give everyone a downpayment for a house!

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 месяца назад +4

      That is something she _would_ say, and ably demonstrates exactly how little knowledge of how economies work she has.

    • @tom-8319
      @tom-8319 2 месяца назад +3

      And it will come from taxpayers.

  • @matthewmathis62
    @matthewmathis62 2 месяца назад

    Best memes on the internet, love watching these every Sunday. Thanks Zed and team.

  • @iris4547
    @iris4547 2 месяца назад +12

    dont throw the frozen veggies out, food costs too much these days, take stock of what you do have in your fridge and freezer then come up with a meal to make use of them. if you cant think of anything youd be surprised how good a 1 pot meal is if you just throw everything in with some spices and stock.

  • @catherineberry6971
    @catherineberry6971 2 месяца назад

    Thank you once again Zed!!

  • @TheBlindDyslexic
    @TheBlindDyslexic 2 месяца назад +6

    The one good thing about when I worked at Dillard's, is when Christmas season rolled around they Randomized the music (every other or other to other song).
    Sears, it was 24/7. So after the 3rd time of hearing how Rudolph saved Christmas or Santa came to town within 3 minutes, you began wondering whether Rudolph's nose could be used as an oven time, or if an ICBM could lock onto Cookies and Milk farts.

  • @daveowen8602
    @daveowen8602 2 месяца назад

    I ain't guffawed for a long time but that very last "poor bastard" moment made me snot half a cup of tea down my front.

  • @danielscarbrough4363
    @danielscarbrough4363 2 месяца назад +7

    Every Sunday morning it's Zeducation time!

  • @washburnbilly
    @washburnbilly 2 месяца назад

    That fishing one is true 😆! I'm on vacation, on the river salmon fishing..... Great video brother 👍

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 2 месяца назад +6

    2:20 The power of suggestion. I watched that "frozen peas" meme, and now my morning toast tastes like it has freezer burn.

  • @GeryonM
    @GeryonM 2 месяца назад +3

    10:15 the true evil of the QR menu is that it is easier to change the prices when there isn't a physical object to compare it against

    • @dcooke4933
      @dcooke4933 2 месяца назад

      DONT EVER USE QR CODES. The true evil of qr codes is all the stuff they can and do do in the background. You are literally giving them the right to steal your information among an endless other possibilities they can do. DON'T EVER USE QR CODES

  • @jessem3143
    @jessem3143 2 месяца назад +6

    Yes! Ape costumes for everyone! I love that idea! Not sure if we could also partially bury the statue of liberty for extra affect though

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 2 месяца назад

      Apes strong together! 😉

  • @dougbriggman9824
    @dougbriggman9824 2 месяца назад +2

    Snuffys on Minnetonka blvd (shakes and malts)

  • @mantistoboggenmd5612
    @mantistoboggenmd5612 2 месяца назад +5

    I'm so glad I'm not the only person who pronounces both as "bolth", my friends used to give me so much flak for it haha.

  • @kyleschmidt4830
    @kyleschmidt4830 2 месяца назад +1

    Tyler can read anything but sees the wizard in chicken.

  • @my2cents581
    @my2cents581 2 месяца назад +5

    We love you Zed, thanks for all the great content! ❤Alberta🇨🇦