How Is It Nearly Invincible?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @squiddy8524
    @squiddy8524 4 года назад +750

    Cap: "The Dynamite Throwers are the closest thing we have to an anime girl."
    Cheerleaders: Am I a joke to you?

  • @zjcosil4540
    @zjcosil4540 4 года назад +552

    Captainsauce: amazed that the cactus can take a projectile like it's nothing
    Blunderbuss: am I a joke to you?

    • @c10s48
      @c10s48 4 года назад +34

      Bye the way, the cactus unit has quite a lot more Heath than the blunderbus

    • @autumnscontent491
      @autumnscontent491 4 года назад +23

      The hay bailer can survive a ballista too

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 года назад +5

      answer: no. he's just dumb and clueless

    • @TV-nu9mp
      @TV-nu9mp 4 года назад +11

      Yeah... both the blunderbuss and the cactus can take infinite bolts if the bolts hit their armor.

    • @redjester9829
      @redjester9829 4 года назад +3

      Blunderbuss, haybales cactuses

  • @thetabo8648
    @thetabo8648 3 года назад +328

    18:20
    If you look closely you can see the shogun getting attacked by cacti is still alive. The quickdraw somehow placed one straight between the eyes of the other one

    • @emiliod7339
      @emiliod7339 3 года назад +27

      Yessssssssssssssssssssssss I saw That To

    • @Jdez.JPEG22
      @Jdez.JPEG22 2 года назад +19

      lmao i think the other shogun fell i the hole

    • @TheUndeadCrawlerNL
      @TheUndeadCrawlerNL 2 года назад +29

      @@Jdez.JPEG22 no rewatch it you can tell the one behind the cacti is die and the one in front of them is alive

    • @toby_that_one_random_guy
      @toby_that_one_random_guy 2 года назад +19

      "you brought a katana to a gunfight jimbo"

    • @Hamboingeryhamburger
      @Hamboingeryhamburger 2 года назад +9

      Wow I saw that and was like did sauce see that his cacti didn't finish the job

  • @inoobboi5438
    @inoobboi5438 4 года назад +52

    Cactus: *gets one shot by cannonballs*
    Cap: "So now we know that the cactus IS cannonball-proof"

  • @brziperiod
    @brziperiod 4 года назад +580

    captain: “but the western faction doesn’t have a God unit”
    Cacti: “observe”

    • @NolansMemepage
      @NolansMemepage 4 года назад +7

      Yea

    • @GoGreenBasti
      @GoGreenBasti 4 года назад +5

      Well I don’t want to be a boomer butt....He meant like Artemis Zeus Thor

    • @undercoverfrog8436
      @undercoverfrog8436 4 года назад +11

      @@GoGreenBasti but*

    • @jackaboy123
      @jackaboy123 4 года назад +14

      @@GoGreenBasti Boomer Butt! XD

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 4 года назад +12

      @@GoGreenBasti boomer butt... BOOMER BUTT...

  • @colebalon7638
    @colebalon7638 4 года назад +57

    Musketeer: who are you?
    Deadeye: I'm you but stronger.

    • @saltylightningx2433
      @saltylightningx2433 4 года назад +2

      Totally accurate

    • @rolypoly5744
      @rolypoly5744 4 года назад +1

      Salty Lightning battle simulator

    • @saltylightningx2433
      @saltylightningx2433 4 года назад +1

      Stick Animations well I just ment totally accurate

    • @ArshWalid
      @ArshWalid 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GangreneVictimdon't talk to me again bc said that

  • @kuramaninetails5362
    @kuramaninetails5362 4 года назад +151

    Cap: we can use all the factions?!
    Me: gunslingers and cheerleaders

  • @VINCENTEDGER
    @VINCENTEDGER 4 года назад +235

    Captainsause “they were distracted by the back flipping horse”
    The cactus that took fire arrows got hit by the reaper and sacrificed himself “am I a joke to you?”

  • @hexanoob9469
    @hexanoob9469 4 года назад +407

    "They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    Me: what about snuffles

    • @Astricted
      @Astricted 4 года назад +19

      XD
      I was thinking hafflings wait those are the anime boys becuse they love to thrust

    • @hexanoob9469
      @hexanoob9469 4 года назад +11

      @@Astricted exactly

    • @ceomisses
      @ceomisses 4 года назад +2

      @Christopher Farley no

    • @AveryGenericDude
      @AveryGenericDude 4 года назад +2

      @Christopher Farley no body cares

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 4 года назад +1

      What about the unit that can kick things

  • @quasarspirit574
    @quasarspirit574 4 года назад +179

    "They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl....so maybe they have some kind of type ADVANTAGE against tentacles"
    Advantage? What kind of sick, twisted anime are you watching?

  • @localman7549
    @localman7549 4 года назад +313

    I can’t help but feel the candle heads are a Dark souls reference

    • @ebindagel240
      @ebindagel240 4 года назад +17

      I actually think that too, but who knows... 🤔

    • @olivererlandsson30
      @olivererlandsson30 4 года назад +4

      Is this supposed to be a sarcastic joke that I don't get?

    • @mr.smiles7285
      @mr.smiles7285 4 года назад +3

      Me to

    • @mr.smiles7285
      @mr.smiles7285 4 года назад +4

      Sorry for putting a comment late

    • @localman7549
      @localman7549 4 года назад +7

      Oliver Erlandsson have you played dark souls 3 ?

  • @aetvrna
    @aetvrna 4 года назад +239

    "This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles."
    This man is a man of culture

    • @captaingridlock2186
      @captaingridlock2186 4 года назад +3

      indeed

    • @Darkbboy_
      @Darkbboy_ 3 года назад +13

      ya no sorry they got a 2x weakness against tentacules cause they got penetration attack

    • @Whomst_art_thou_babbling
      @Whomst_art_thou_babbling 3 года назад +5

      @@Darkbboy_ BUT they are experienced so they know what to do

    • @Darkbboy_
      @Darkbboy_ 3 года назад

      @@Whomst_art_thou_babbling no there is no such thing as they know what to do when you are getting penetrated by death I mean then I am preparing my self against death so I might live :/

    • @Whomst_art_thou_babbling
      @Whomst_art_thou_babbling 3 года назад +3

      @@Darkbboy_ woosh

  • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
    @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 4 года назад +169

    The clash of religions:
    Every god unit versus enough wobbly horses to price match

  • @joejardine4489
    @joejardine4489 4 года назад +55

    Revenge of nature:
    20 cactuses
    5 scarecrow
    3 tree giants
    10 snake archers
    5 clams
    3 snuffys

    • @typziztic6297
      @typziztic6297 4 года назад

      Aren’t Ice Giants Nature too?
      Cause Ice is a part of nature right?

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 4 года назад +1

      That's game-breaking bullshit right there and I love it!

    • @clordtrundle
      @clordtrundle 4 года назад

      Is it called revenge as a joke cause of all the other levels that are called revenge of _______, or did captainsauce do something to nature?(or are u just another one of the people who uses the word revenge incorrectly

    • @ElectricLegend4
      @ElectricLegend4 4 года назад

      Scarecrows arnt very nature

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 13 дней назад

      ​@@ElectricLegend4well neither are archers, but the archers shoot the snakes and the scarecrows let the crows fly

  • @nextdrip9abaddon931
    @nextdrip9abaddon931 4 года назад +194

    Spoiler about the gunslinger: the samurai giant cannot take damage from the gunslinger. If you take control of the samurai giant and let the gunslinger shoot you, you do not take damage. Please like so he can experiment with this.
    and potentially use it.

    • @pretendthisdoesntexist5821
      @pretendthisdoesntexist5821 4 года назад +3

      I don't know if that's true but I'm too lazy to check so... 👍

    • @simonblackquill889
      @simonblackquill889 4 года назад +8

      Or use flying units seriously I’m not joking it only hurts enemies on the ground.

    • @amjf04
      @amjf04 4 года назад

      Or shields

    • @x-manstudio8302
      @x-manstudio8302 4 года назад

      What if I use 100 gunslingers the samurai may deflect some but not them all

    • @johnunknown2558
      @johnunknown2558 4 года назад +8

      This is wrong, the gunslinger may be weak against the samurai giant but it does damage

  • @nkyfong
    @nkyfong 4 года назад +312

    Captain Sauce: The Western Faction has no God unit.
    Cactus: Hold my beer.

  • @silverfishboi7188
    @silverfishboi7188 4 года назад +130

    I never wanted to see a tabs unit with anime eyes...
    But now I can’t unsee it

    • @gyatrizz24
      @gyatrizz24 4 года назад +4

      Silverfish Boi Well I did. 😋

    • @derektaylor4142
      @derektaylor4142 4 года назад +1

      I’m just trying not to think of a actual one of tabs

    • @duncanbraid4558
      @duncanbraid4558 4 года назад +1

      Me:YAY another tabs video
      Sauce:adds anime eyes in tabs unit
      Me: Well that was idiotic of to hang myself watch and lear-

    • @jimmyescober7395
      @jimmyescober7395 4 года назад

      Me:*it's a good time to dont have eyes*

    • @unknown-ho3cw
      @unknown-ho3cw 4 года назад

      Geeeee

  • @akanejones
    @akanejones 4 года назад +135

    “There’s a snake in my boot”. One snake archer with 3 cheerleaders boosting him and a quick draw in front no secret units or spooky faction

    • @akanejones
      @akanejones 4 года назад +2

      Update: Can’t use Legacy units either

    • @therealnat1
      @therealnat1 4 года назад +1

      Nice!

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 4 года назад

      69 likes much yes

    • @spector6170
      @spector6170 2 года назад

      stop he doesn't take suggestions unless he asks >:(
      STOP

    • @Obzornor
      @Obzornor 2 года назад +1

      @@spector6170 ur a bit too late

  • @em__1
    @em__1 4 года назад +53

    18:19 the cactus shogun was actually alive, the other one probably got shot from too close and couldn't block

    • @Plant-y4y
      @Plant-y4y 4 года назад

      I saw that too

    • @ertywert4317
      @ertywert4317 4 года назад

      I knew that thank you for pointing it out for sauce

    • @SearcherRyan
      @SearcherRyan 4 года назад

      Br?

    • @thomas_chara7720
      @thomas_chara7720 4 года назад

      Yeah Captain Sauce!! the cactus didnt even pull it off it had to be quick draw!

  • @opmason2293
    @opmason2293 4 года назад +63

    Captainsauce, The point of Dynamite throwers is to be a suicide unit, throwing the dynamite on the ground and holding them off until it explodes.

    • @razaliabrahim4293
      @razaliabrahim4293 4 года назад +5

      dont we already have bomb on a stick

    • @nicholasscott1162
      @nicholasscott1162 4 года назад +1

      Are you serious, because if you are thanks i didn't know that. If not, that still makes sense.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 года назад +1

      @@razaliabrahim4293 well for the campaign of course

  • @gameovergaming9407
    @gameovergaming9407 4 года назад +62

    Battle Idea:
    “The Republic of the Gatling Guns”
    You face off against 30 Gatling Guns and 20 cheerleaders.

    • @gameovergaming9407
      @gameovergaming9407 4 года назад +1

      Wait someone actually liked my comment for it being 3 minutes up. WOW

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +1

      Not possible, I seriously doubt that even with perfect gameplay there’s a more efficient use of that much money (assuming he doesn’t put the Gatling guns right on the border and they can’t charge up)

    • @mtobnomrago
      @mtobnomrago 4 года назад +3

      Just use heaps of cupids

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 4 года назад

      @@mtobnomrago yep best startegy tried it works very well

    • @ArctikToast
      @ArctikToast 4 года назад +1

      *Freedom intensifies*

  • @ernestp9321
    @ernestp9321 4 года назад +238

    I used to be a gunslinger like you, but then I took a ballista to the knee

  • @lapisdragon1237
    @lapisdragon1237 4 года назад +75

    Battle idea:
    Alexander the great's typical way of deposing rebellions isn't working on the athenian sepertists, who aren't scared by basic training drills. They have risin up to over throw the thebs and recreate their monopoly over the Agean sea. Alexander realized that he'll have to step up his game, resembling a proper army to retake athens.The aetheans will have to face:
    Alexander the king in the back
    5 Caverly (secret unit) in the front
    A basic 5 unit long falaink, I think I spelled that right, behind the horses
    A 2x5 row of hoplites
    Two catapults in the back
    Archers along the sides of the whole army as well as behind the cavalery

  • @foodguru6960
    @foodguru6960 4 года назад +407

    “This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles.”

    • @Zennyee
      @Zennyee 4 года назад +19

      Am I the only person having... Actually, nevermind.. hahaha..

    • @GangreneVictim
      @GangreneVictim 4 года назад +35

      Its quite the opposite, though.

    • @josephstalin658
      @josephstalin658 4 года назад +27

      🅱️entai 🅱️aven

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 года назад +17

      Mabey they have a type advantage against tentacles*

    • @thatoneshinyeevee5855
      @thatoneshinyeevee5855 4 года назад +12

      That would be... Interesting to see

  • @fayelawson6804
    @fayelawson6804 4 года назад +266

    Battle idea:
    Western john wick
    Quick draw with 8 cheerleaders and 4 priests/healers

    • @tripleskeet1511
      @tripleskeet1511 4 года назад +4

      Physically impossible to beat... I love it though do it sauce

    • @Randomguyonthe_internet
      @Randomguyonthe_internet 4 года назад +2

      @@tripleskeet1511 not impossible if you use literally 2 musketeer to be separated by about 10 steps
      quick draw can only dodge once in a while

    • @Exuro_
      @Exuro_ 4 года назад +2

      This is now a cannon battle!
      In the third movie John uses a remodled six shooter.

    • @powerful8996
      @powerful8996 4 года назад +1

      @@Exuro_ ok dude

    • @manmam5965
      @manmam5965 4 года назад +1

      Heal beet it 1 ballista

  • @lindseyplayz2770
    @lindseyplayz2770 4 года назад +44

    My Battle suggestion:
    One king (in the back)
    20 Haybalers (Protecting the King)
    10 Cacti (Also protecting the King)
    2 Ballistas (Behind the Army)
    5 Harvesters (Behind the Haybalers)
    5 Beserkers (Infront of everyone)
    Win Condition: Kill the King

  • @xiefiy3049
    @xiefiy3049 4 года назад +184

    The closest thing to a anime girl is the catapult when it in counters Cupid’s bow

    • @glitchy2566
      @glitchy2566 4 года назад +7

      *encounter also lol

    • @coldninja900
      @coldninja900 4 года назад +4

      When is the anime girl have a type disadvantage to the tentacles because of hentai if you know what genre I'm talking about

    • @ejpadilla7870
      @ejpadilla7870 4 года назад +3

      In counter?
      I’m pretty sure that it’s ENcounter

    • @hughmann5143
      @hughmann5143 4 года назад +3

      Boneappletea

    • @duncanbraid4558
      @duncanbraid4558 4 года назад +1

      Rule 34 don't you dare think about it

  • @muffinkingdom
    @muffinkingdom Год назад +3

    18:22 coming back two years only to realize the cacti did not kill the shogun, quick draw did

  • @harper2202
    @harper2202 4 года назад +24

    One punch man vs however many hobbits you can
    Win condition: win within 10 seconds

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 4 года назад

      Mod haven't been updated yet

    • @GoofyStrings
      @GoofyStrings 4 года назад

      1. That's very unreasonable
      2. The mod hasn't been updated

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf 4 года назад +30

    Cactus is immune to most bullets, just not deadeye or getting hit in the fleshy bits. He's almost the same as a haybaler.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 года назад +28

    "I don´t like the cactus, I don´t feel like it´s adding anything to the game" -Cap. Sauce 2020
    Oh how the turntables ;)

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 Год назад +1

    Cactus: tanks death’s scythe and proceeds to fight skeleton warriors but dies
    Cap: for a moment I thought the cactus was gonna be good.

  • @toddnroll4207
    @toddnroll4207 4 года назад +10

    Spooky Faction: Aha! Alas, I rule the wor-
    Western: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @yuanjunhe7783
    @yuanjunhe7783 4 года назад +5

    captainsauce:"the catus did it!" quick draw: killed the shogun that came after him

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 4 года назад +48

    Flying kites:
    Five valkyries
    and five lassos.

  • @fishfromphobos
    @fishfromphobos 4 года назад +59

    “Cactus queen has no weaknesses”

    • @arielbryant9410
      @arielbryant9410 4 года назад +2

      Artemis be like: am I a joke to you

    • @Potemking
      @Potemking 4 года назад +3

      How would Kira feel about my hands

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 4 года назад +6

      *Cactus queen has already touched that unit.*

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 4 года назад +4

      Cactus queen has already touched the ballista

    • @mrbad2816
      @mrbad2816 4 года назад

      I bet you repair can kill her

  • @ink2954
    @ink2954 4 года назад +78

    The Shogan that the cacti were holding was still alive, you can see his eyes, quick draw must have gotten a lucky hit!
    Like so he can see this

    • @alexsnyder1569
      @alexsnyder1569 4 года назад +1

      Actually I think that the other Shogun fell in the river and drowned.

    • @edbtres
      @edbtres 4 года назад

      NO

    • @mianreplicate
      @mianreplicate 4 года назад +3

      Council Member 69 no literally look closely 18:16 hes not in the water and hes showing his head which is prob how the quickdraw killed him

    • @shepardbradford8472
      @shepardbradford8472 4 года назад +1

      you can actually see the shogun under the quickdraw with the x's for eyes its at about 18:15 and it's really faint

    • @thecoolpotato4478
      @thecoolpotato4478 4 года назад

      No the shogun fall in the pit or the river cause of the charge skill

  • @Probuscus-519
    @Probuscus-519 4 года назад +139

    When you realize that this is the 69th full release TABS video:
    *N I C E*
    Edit: Some monster liked my comment after it was at 69

  • @EuantheFurry
    @EuantheFurry 4 года назад +41

    Me: Mom can we get longship?
    Mom: No, we have longship at home.
    Longship at home: Bank robbers

  • @ShaboingboingBouncer
    @ShaboingboingBouncer 4 года назад +13

    **Cactus gets impaled**
    Oh, look at that, i’ve been impaled.

  • @Stg243
    @Stg243 4 года назад +64

    They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    Me: what about snuffles

  • @hoodiedagamer17
    @hoodiedagamer17 4 года назад +7

    Dynamite Throwers: “ Cap, can you you stop crapping on us?” Cap: “NO”

  • @LambdaAdamZ
    @LambdaAdamZ 4 года назад +137

    Idea : So if you search up, Super Secret Link Tabs Its the old alpha's of tabs Its really cool
    Like So Sauce Can See this!

    • @DHGxdeathman945
      @DHGxdeathman945 4 года назад +4

      Need the trumps to build there walls XD

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 4 года назад +1

      @@DHGxdeathman945 lololololol

    • @momby557
      @momby557 4 года назад +4

      RETURN OF CHICKEN MAN MAN!!!

    • @nullvoid2560
      @nullvoid2560 4 года назад

      The poachers were still OP

    • @idk-cc1ep
      @idk-cc1ep 4 года назад

      I used that during the 2 years that there was no early access to play the closed beta

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms 4 года назад +38

    Your Money: 800
    Your Win Conditions: Kill Lady Red Jade
    My Team: Lady Red Jade and 4 Monks on the balcony
    Map: Renaissance

    • @sebastianheflin1944
      @sebastianheflin1944 4 года назад +1

      Nafedalbi Films are secret units allowed

    • @screw_a_username7491
      @screw_a_username7491 4 года назад +1

      Bruh that’s stupid as heck he has to use as much money as you did

    • @autumnleaf2513
      @autumnleaf2513 4 года назад

      3 musketeers and 1 hobbit MIGHT get it done

    • @electriccookie243
      @electriccookie243 4 года назад

      * YEETS a thousand cactus * this is fine

    • @Enjinercraft
      @Enjinercraft 3 года назад

      All you need is one elf to throw presents and luck

  • @ertywert4317
    @ertywert4317 4 года назад +52

    18:15
    Sauce:OMG THE CACTUSES DID IT!!!
    Quick draw:yeah... Right... I toooootally didnt shoot the other shogun in the head at point blank...

    • @shellnut8224
      @shellnut8224 4 года назад +7

      Seriously, the Quick Draw is stupid good, especially if you take control of it because its main attack has absurd range and auto-aim, it's so broken lol.

    • @impossiblecompletedhd6390
      @impossiblecompletedhd6390 4 года назад +6

      Shellnut you should see him with cheerleaders

    • @stanley_5586
      @stanley_5586 4 года назад +6

      18:20 you can see the eyes are still open

    • @wall_45
      @wall_45 4 года назад +3

      I feel like the other one might've fallen into the hole.

    • @duraidokasha2287
      @duraidokasha2287 4 года назад

      I know right

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 года назад +128

    Hey cap, the quick draw can dodge 12 ballista bolts at once

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +3

      Why am I not surprised

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 года назад +7

      jrcspiderman2 0 0 3 because when he’s possessed, he’s the strongest unit in the game

    • @Hiatuuss
      @Hiatuuss 4 года назад +9

      But not a bowling ball shot by potato gun

    • @ImThePerson0
      @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +5

      Well if they all fire at the same time and overlap then of course he can. For it to be an actual feat/challenge they all need to fire separately in a chain for him to repeatedly dodge. Otherwise they fire all at once and it’s basically the same as him dodging one ballista bolt

    • @DrDisabaled
      @DrDisabaled 4 года назад

      Fun Fact !

  • @Jangle101
    @Jangle101 4 года назад +55

    "The wobble legon"
    2 of each horse and rapter unit
    1 wild west horse
    win condition: defeate the wild west horse

  • @King-of-memes465
    @King-of-memes465 2 года назад +14

    Plot twist : the cactus is actually the God unit in the wild west faction

  • @tyler8364
    @tyler8364 4 года назад +41

    The hobbit and his unusual allies:
    1 hobbit you must kill in the back and 4 mammoths in the front but you can only use a third of the price

  • @Enzi978
    @Enzi978 4 года назад +33

    hay bale: finnaly a worthy enemy our fight will be legendary

  • @nedgalac7583
    @nedgalac7583 4 года назад +6

    I'm commenting again because I feel the need to say this.
    Hey Cap, the Cactus isn't the only Balista shield, the Blunderbuss can survive Batista shots too thanks to its armour.
    So can the Pirate Queen but I only say that since she's the only boss unit (minus the secret faction) that can survive 2 bolts.

    • @deniseschilling9522
      @deniseschilling9522 4 года назад

      he figure that out in a past TABS video

    • @wildfire2484
      @wildfire2484 4 года назад

      also the hay baler can live ballista shots

    • @nedgalac7583
      @nedgalac7583 4 года назад

      Denis what did he figure out?
      The Blunderbuss part or the Pirate Queen part?

    • @jeremyready8030
      @jeremyready8030 4 года назад

      The Pirate Queen can't take on 2 ballista bolts, but the mammoth and the Da Vinci tank can.

    • @depressedninjaturtle1813
      @depressedninjaturtle1813 4 года назад

      He’s also figured out that the ballista is the ultimate not god killer. Wait no he hasn’t.

  • @epicgamer5963
    @epicgamer5963 4 года назад +1

    the revenge of the musket
    5 muskets (in the back)
    10 dead eyes ( in the back
    5 quick draws (in the back)
    10 gun slingers (in the back)
    20 cactus (on the line)

  • @scpfoundation2040
    @scpfoundation2040 4 года назад +40

    God cap is a treasure hes so hilarious

    • @grimblegomble
      @grimblegomble 4 года назад +1

      [REDACTED]

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 года назад +1

      Can you guys let me out?

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 года назад +1

      I love killing things btw

    • @drtreece36
      @drtreece36 4 года назад +1

      Are you the actual scp foundation

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 года назад +2

      You guys really suck at keeping us contained

  • @e_ly2137
    @e_ly2137 4 года назад +29

    "their also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    so were looking for anime girls?

    • @tdw745
      @tdw745 4 года назад +3

      Have you watched any of his vids. Obviously

    • @mohammedabb985
      @mohammedabb985 4 года назад +2

      Yes what do you think?
      Searching for.... don't get to the guts
      😅

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning 4 года назад +2

      We been looking for anime girls

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 года назад

      Yes that is da way we have been lookingas far back as to the tribal faction and then we found the harvester in the farmer faction that was the first one then headbutter then artamas then red jade and the dynamite madian and deadeye have you been paying attenshon to caps history?

  • @therantingchristian8944
    @therantingchristian8944 4 года назад +47

    No Lady red jade is the closest we have to an anime girl she literally Asian in dynasty clothing

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 года назад +3

      No no he has a point

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 года назад +3

      No no he has a point

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 года назад +3

      No no he has a point

    • @Narwhalcorn_
      @Narwhalcorn_ 4 года назад +3

      @@SJ-ro8ij why did you say that 3 times?

    • @user-nr6is3eh2c
      @user-nr6is3eh2c 4 года назад +4

      Narwhalicorn Gaming its a glitch that happens if you press the send button multiple times

  • @jberrethful
    @jberrethful 4 года назад +26

    Suggestion: “The Cavalry is here!”
    Map: Medieval 2 (the one with the castle)
    Blue:
    1 bard
    10 cavalry units (the ones that are not Jousters) behind the bard
    5 protectors (the tribal ones) in front of the bard
    Win condition:
    Defeat the bard
    (Bonus challenge: win without using Gunslingers, or else you’re a pussy.)

    • @haywirellamma370
      @haywirellamma370 Год назад +1

      Easy just use the explosive cannon to blow a hole through everything, maybe killing the bard in the process, then get a present unit to throw a present at the bard and hope whatever’s in it kills him or just Zeus

  • @Mr-Doge
    @Mr-Doge 4 года назад +21

    Cap: says that the dynamite throwers are the closest thing to an anime girl
    Snuffles : Am I a joke to you

  • @theb3stvloger550
    @theb3stvloger550 4 года назад +24

    Super easy: 10 dead eye on the roof of the western map, 15 miners, 30 gun slingers and finally 20 quick draw.

  • @cameraman1059
    @cameraman1059 4 года назад +21

    firing range:
    two dead eyes
    four blunderbusts
    four gunslinger
    1 quick draw
    1 captain
    and ten musketers

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 4 года назад +3

      Harry Warren vs hobbits

    • @anthrakaas
      @anthrakaas 4 года назад

      i can beat that with
      ice giant and healers xD

  • @shockwave3864
    @shockwave3864 4 года назад +14

    “The dynamite throwers are the closest thing we have to an anime girl”
    Red jade: Looks like you forgot about someone.

  • @davidniedermeyer8285
    @davidniedermeyer8285 4 года назад +6

    Battle suggestion: protect the general.
    Rules:
    You have a general you have to protect and so does the enemy.
    No reapers.
    You pick your general.
    Enemy army: 5 cactus in front. One cavalry (not jouster) on each flank, 10 brawler behind cactus, 6 skeleton Archers behind them then 4 knights surrounding a king which will be the enemy general.

    • @tauntingblade361
      @tauntingblade361 4 года назад

      david niedermeyer ice giant

    • @Vortex_Tornado
      @Vortex_Tornado 4 года назад

      I like this battle suggestion, it uses the win condition creatively like sauce wants (instead just suggesting a ton of one type of unit as a battle without special win condition)

    • @vacilated
      @vacilated 4 года назад

      Cap has to control the general though, but that would resolve into having smaller funds

  • @Aaronandjadenbs
    @Aaronandjadenbs 4 года назад +55

    It Don’t Die Boi
    Day 60 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats

    • @frtruck
      @frtruck 4 года назад +1

      STOP

    • @kwithhhh
      @kwithhhh 4 года назад +1

      Never stop soldier

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference 4 года назад +1

      Stay determined. I wish you luck.

    • @chrislafriniere8642
      @chrislafriniere8642 4 года назад +1

      I say yes Wait never mind I say no because I'm doing it myself and I don't want any spoilers

    • @chrislafriniere8642
      @chrislafriniere8642 4 года назад

      So yeah did you think about that did you I thank you not unless you just want to watch it and not play it I suggest you play it and not watch it please please please

  • @slendergavan3588
    @slendergavan3588 Год назад +2

    12:58
    It’s funny how captainsauce questions how the cactus survived the ballista bolt while being whiplashed and not breaking any of his “bones” after mentioning nearly every episode that either the units are playdoh or rubber and still played 2 decades including the beta of tabs and questions this.

  • @minidreadproductions2566
    @minidreadproductions2566 4 года назад +8

    “Let’s put some cactus’s”
    Me: *_confused screaming_*

    • @icezem4797
      @icezem4797 4 года назад

      Me: *confused confusing confusion

  • @averagebadplayer5366
    @averagebadplayer5366 4 года назад +10

    Battle idea: defeat the hobbit instead of protect it

    • @theb3stvloger550
      @theb3stvloger550 4 года назад

      RNG ACES he already did that sorry not to be mean.

  • @Pepsi-Mann21
    @Pepsi-Mann21 4 года назад +15

    18:20 I'm pretty sure it was the quickdraw that defeated one of the shoguns, you could see the shogun being held by the Cactus bois has his eyes not X marks.

  • @zoroverse8358
    @zoroverse8358 4 года назад +1

    cactus made him win.
    captainsauce:thank you backflipping wobbely horse.
    cactus: am i a joke to you?

  • @spiderpig2518
    @spiderpig2518 4 года назад +12

    I pretty sure that the dead eyes aim for the unit with the most health on the map so the king was already damaged and had less health than the knights so the dead eyes shot the knights at 14:56

    • @lmbrrb22
      @lmbrrb22 3 месяца назад

      within the unit creator you can set units to target: enemy least health friend, closest friend, or most expensive friend. but not "most health unit" so its not the coding of their aim....shes just stupid

  • @Jyguns
    @Jyguns 4 года назад +5

    6:28 "they are also closest thing that we have to anime girl so maybe they have some kind of type advantage against tentacles? Who knows?" 'Captainsauce 2019'

  • @SammieChillGuyOof
    @SammieChillGuyOof 4 года назад +17

    did you know that the blunderbuss's barrel armor can also withstand a ballista bolt

  • @NateDowner-lx8lo
    @NateDowner-lx8lo Месяц назад +1

    I know this is a little late to give feedback but the Shogun you thought the cactus is killed was still alive (This is around the 18 minute mark). One of the monks in the background was trying to hit your dead eye and accidentally hit its own shogun and killed it

  • @fchef8370
    @fchef8370 4 года назад +7

    Small Defense Squad: You have to defeat the Hobbit.
    15 Snake Archers
    15 Clams
    5 Scarecrows
    15 Halflings if you can choose a specific halfling otherwise use squires
    And a catapult for good measure

  • @Adlais279
    @Adlais279 4 года назад +5

    Horse men of the apocalypse:
    Four cavalry with a reaper behind one
    A a potion seller behind the second
    A captain behind the third
    And a vampire behind the last

  • @obsolete5949
    @obsolete5949 4 года назад +19

    Nobody:
    The Reaper: Surprise Buttsecks

  • @microwaved_lion
    @microwaved_lion 4 года назад +2

    "At least now we know Cactus are cannonball proof." 3:27 Ten seconds earlier: BLUE victory, defeated RED team. (Blue team was the cannons, red team was the Cactus) 3:17

  • @nedgalac7583
    @nedgalac7583 4 года назад +7

    Honestly I'm not really that intimidated by the Reaper. When I fight him he tends to die in like 3 seconds and I end losing from all his cannon fodder.
    I mean 5-10 archers can take him down no problem so that practically means he has very little health. So once you know that he isn't as scary as you might think.
    (P.S. The Gunslinger can't damage flying units like the Valkyrie and Reaper, for some reason)

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 4 года назад

      Dead eye destroys reaper lol

    • @nedgalac7583
      @nedgalac7583 4 года назад

      I've been destroying Reapers since before the Deadeye.
      (With Musketeers)

  • @silly-9951
    @silly-9951 4 года назад +5

    The battle of anti-melee units: 1 monk vs 1 harvester

  • @finams
    @finams 4 года назад +7

    Cap, I've been watching you for a few years now, and your videos are some of the funniest, best and most interesting I've seen ever... Thank you and keep up the amazing content.... you're making my day every day!

  • @RailwayRonny
    @RailwayRonny 4 года назад +1

    Captainsauce's sentence in the last video: "400 is pretty expensive...it's not really that powerful..." Cactus: Observe.

  • @Ethan54006
    @Ethan54006 4 года назад +8

    suggestion battle: fully automatic god killer
    1 Ballista at the back
    20 cheerleaders in a semi-circle around it.
    (good luck) you'll like the results

    • @wodo8464
      @wodo8464 4 года назад

      its almost impossible

    • @Courier_cat
      @Courier_cat 4 года назад +1

      Or a full auto deadeye

    • @Ethan54006
      @Ethan54006 4 года назад

      @@Courier_cat full auto deadeye would be insane. but I actually have tabs and have tried full auto ballista, hwacha, cannon, and catapult and their insane. we should definitely make this happen in his video

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference 4 года назад

      He did that multiple times a looooooong time ago

    • @Ethan54006
      @Ethan54006 4 года назад

      @@HollowKnightReference no he did cheerleader lots of stuff but not ballista

  • @c10s48
    @c10s48 4 года назад +29

    The dinamite throwers throw there dinamite and keep the enemy’s in the dinamites blast area bye fighting them on top of the dinamite

  • @Canguro2010
    @Canguro2010 3 года назад +5

    18:19
    Cap: The cactus's did it!
    Quick Draw who shot the other Shogun in the back, killing him: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sahlinegassi5456
    @sahlinegassi5456 4 года назад +1

    Assassination: One hundred painters and one fencer. You must kill the fencer and only the fencer.

  • @freddysimon7617
    @freddysimon7617 4 года назад +7

    Captain sauce, watching your videos always puts a smile on my face, I can count on you as a pick-me-up and I hope you can do that for other people, thank you so much for introducing me to these silly games, but I would also like to add one of my own into your mix, Look up Kingdom of loathing and give it a shot, I am sure it will have you and your audience laughing before you even finish the character creation. Again, thank you so much, and I can't wait to see your next video

  • @lunalasmith8351
    @lunalasmith8351 4 года назад +386

    Hey CaptainSauce I just wanted to tell you that tomorrow is my birthday and I would REALLY like it if you got back to playing Subnautica Below Zero because I want to see more Pangualiens and not just the one you stole from it's parents

  • @norm7307
    @norm7307 4 года назад +6

    Captainsauce. You make my day happier Thank you for being a good youtuber

  • @togiedemaru1641
    @togiedemaru1641 4 года назад +1

    I am gonna make ya mad 20 gungslingers 100 clam jams 25 snake archers 2 artemie 9 scarecrows 6 quick draw 5 lassos 5 wobbly horses 5 wheel dragonsand in the front 69 hobits

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 4 года назад +4

    Everybody gangsta till the cactus break someones arms

  • @DKlett1
    @DKlett1 3 года назад +3

    I can only imagine the cactus walking out of the explosion smoke like an anime villain

  • @alexanderlalonde5205
    @alexanderlalonde5205 4 года назад +9

    I just got tabs and this is my “tutorial.”

    • @paladindanse865
      @paladindanse865 4 года назад +1

      You should make videos on it

    • @cpt.briggsy5144
      @cpt.briggsy5144 4 года назад +3

      U would have an easier time slapping landfall in the nuts and stealing a mannual

    • @generalgreivous5950
      @generalgreivous5950 4 года назад +1

      I agree with stick

    • @Blahaj_Gaming847
      @Blahaj_Gaming847 3 года назад

      There are a good 120 or so episodes to educate yourself now

  • @polypotterplayz2015
    @polypotterplayz2015 3 года назад +1

    I did the studied the video, Cap wasn't able to use other units besides the Western faction, until after the second spooky faction level

  • @THEDRIFTER823
    @THEDRIFTER823 4 года назад +8

    Last time I was this early, the town wasn’t red yet.

  • @ratboi7898
    @ratboi7898 4 года назад +6

    Captain sauce: The dynamite maidens are the closest thing we have to an anime girl
    Me:what the Frick is this a man even doing

  • @Stg243
    @Stg243 4 года назад +11

    He almost Michael Jordaned his way up there! -captainsauce 2020

  • @Lowpoly07
    @Lowpoly07 4 года назад +1

    Farming frenzy: 1 minotaur 3 mammoth 20 farmers 5 harvesters 15 hay baylers 1 wobbly horse 1 scarecrow

  • @blades9152
    @blades9152 4 года назад +4

    A deadeye and 30 cheerleaders

  • @somerandomguy1293
    @somerandomguy1293 4 года назад +13

    Wild West (on the western map): 10 cowboys 5 deadeye on the roofs 10 gun slingers on the roofs and 5 bank robbers. (Try to beat)

  • @gabrielfurlanalvesfay3203
    @gabrielfurlanalvesfay3203 4 года назад +3

    For all of you that are in COVID-19, I hope you are well and healthy 🥰🥰

  • @powerrangerkid16
    @powerrangerkid16 3 года назад +2

    3:48
    Cacti: Muuuuuuuuuuu-
    Captain sauce: don't say muffin button
    Cacti: BUT IT WAS! THERE'S SCIENCE AND STUFF!

  • @duwi3343
    @duwi3343 4 года назад +4

    Ride of the wobbly horses: 6 jousters. Win condition: win in 15 seconds using 5000 or less

    • @marcus_abc
      @marcus_abc 4 года назад

      David Allen Do you know that a jouster cost 1000 and you want six of them. They will go over the price you want

    • @duwi3343
      @duwi3343 4 года назад

      Smol Pig yes, I do know jousters cost 1000 each, what I meant is that captainsauce has to use 5000 or less for his own army that way it’s a little more challenging