what happened to you Bassem. You were the king of media back home: millions would wait to tune in and watch you and millions more abroad would watch you on youtube. You were on the tongue of every egyptian - now 20 thousand views on youtube is a good day. Come back to Egypt
LOL @ 2:39 to 2:43. "Really?!" "Yeah, man. The gringos are scared too." I know I am. *gulp* I can't believe I know so many people who are actually voting for that ass-clown. On purpose. Makes me seriously despair for humanity.
LOL you must be really mad and the best part they tell you that they're not voting for him because of his hatred of everything, even white babies.and you're like if you don't agree with him don't vote for him but they always find a reason why they like him. let's all go to Canada and ski for 4 years after he crash the economy we'll come back and make America Really grate again, they'll be thankful and racism might end in the United States.
that mohamed part is real. I am a cop. in this week we are having a forum with UNODC. and there was guy is from Kenya and he called me by my name which he show on my uniform. he called me mohamed and ask me something and there are 6 mohamed and all of us looked at him at the same time then he was like wtf you all are mohamed.... hahahaha and after that he gave us numbers like mohamed 1,2 .... and I am 4 so it is real as hell
This guy is still Egyptian? How would Egyptians feel if a foreigner made this type of content in their country? What would happen to said foreigner? Just a question. The hypocrisy here is seriously delusional.
If you support America more than you support sharia law then I don't know what you, as a Muslim, would be worried about. Stop fear mongering. See liberals, I can use that term too.
+Blablablabla you don't have the right to live anywhere you want. Muslims continue to be a threat to the west and if shutting them down is the only way to prevent it then so be it. Political correctness is ruining the USA.
+Absman Salah we are a judeo Christian nation. We are not compatible with Sharia. If you want to assimilate then you can stay. I don't want a president who is going to pander to Muslims just to get votes and stay in power. I want a president who will look out for me. You don't have a right to live anywhere you want. Most Muslims from the war torn countries can't be vetted so it's a big problem. America first!
Actually we are one of the first nations to be founded on secularism. In fact, are founding fathers were extremely critical of religion being involved in politics.
I'll tell you what I am worried about. National security! I want someone who understands the capabilities of our military, intelligence and security personnel to be in charge of the White House. On the red side that was John Kasich. On the blue side it's Hilary Clinton. I know people think Trump's business background makes him good at managing things, but I personally do not believe that our national security has much to do with making money. Even trump knows he is not prepared to keep us safe with just his own head. That's why his son tried to get Kasich to be his VP. Hilary Clinton has EXPERIENCE keeping us safe. I know she has a few fumbles, but she's done a lot of good work too. She's going to pick experienced people in her cabinet, they are going to put our security as the top priority and everything is going to be ok.... I was worried when this video has me thinking Trump was going to win.... but when I started thinking about Clinton I calmed down. We will have our first woman president next year. God bless USA.
حرررراق يا دكتور .. ومن المضحكات المبكيات.. العربي يخرج من من بلده لأنه لا يستطيع انتقاد السياسة.. بينما يستطيع انتقاد سياسة أكبر بلد في العالم من داخلها.. وهو أجنبي
This is comedy gold I keep coming back to it. HOW IS THIS NOT A LATE NIGHT SHOW ALREADY???
7 years ago and it's still relevant in 2024 😮
who are here after seeing his interview with Piers Morgan?)
We need more Bassem Youssef!
Heartwarming as always, bless
how are more people not watching this???
yeah! orange is the new black!!
get it? get it?
No!
good luck baseem😉
ربنا يحميك يا باسم ❤️
Ur the best welcome to the USA Bassem
what happened to you Bassem. You were the king of media back home: millions would wait to tune in and watch you and millions more abroad would watch you on youtube. You were on the tongue of every egyptian - now 20 thousand views on youtube is a good day. Come back to Egypt
LOL @ 2:39 to 2:43. "Really?!" "Yeah, man. The gringos are scared too."
I know I am. *gulp*
I can't believe I know so many people who are actually voting for that ass-clown. On purpose. Makes me seriously despair for humanity.
LOL you must be really mad and the best part they tell you that they're not voting for him because of his hatred of everything, even white babies.and you're like if you don't agree with him don't vote for him but they always find a reason why they like him. let's all go to Canada and ski for 4 years after he crash the economy we'll come back and make America Really grate again, they'll be thankful and racism might end in the United States.
I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to, but I think you came up with Trump's ultimate slogan: "Let's Make America Grate!"
Save me a corner!
seem legit, gimme the location, i'll come after school
Replace Trevor Noah with Bassem on Daily Show!
Great video.
this so fun video
Nice one basem
that mohamed part is real. I am a cop. in this week we are having a forum with UNODC. and there was guy is from Kenya and he called me by my name which he show on my uniform. he called me mohamed and ask me something and there are 6 mohamed and all of us looked at him at the same time then he was like wtf you all are mohamed.... hahahaha and after that he gave us numbers like mohamed 1,2 .... and I am 4 so it is real as hell
Hahaha this was HILARIOUS
OMG the cartoonist is featured here!!
"and it's not looking go"
How do you even do typos at the end of the title?
Limitation of RUclips... jumping to conclusions quick.... are you a Republican.
I mean watch this guy's stuff in general???
nice
that was hilarious lol
hilarious !
hahahahaha so funny
Hysterical 😂
It's 2024... Trump is back in action 😂
Also #MAGA
Damn I was hoping to see something funny
😂😂😂
it would be wonderful if you could leave on your own! love Trump!
You would never see Youssef returning to Egypt. What a two faced hypocrite.
He can't. He is a brave man and faced this regime.
Geez no wonder you had to come to your second account to post this 😂
Bassem didn't want to live in a muslim country, so he went to the US. These muslims are ridiculous.
Egypt is not a Muslim country. It is ruled by army
Of course it's a muslim country. That partly explains its hostility to Christians and Jews,@@BadrElebidy
It's called a comedy sketch. You need more than 2 braincells to understand it 😊
he hasn't killed anyone, but he's a killer according to Bassem? smug jon stewart wannabe?
This guy is still Egyptian? How would Egyptians feel if a foreigner made this type of content in their country? What would happen to said foreigner? Just a question. The hypocrisy here is seriously delusional.
How wrong was this
If you support America more than you support sharia law then I don't know what you, as a Muslim, would be worried about. Stop fear mongering. See liberals, I can use that term too.
+Blablablabla you don't have the right to live anywhere you want. Muslims continue to be a threat to the west and if shutting them down is the only way to prevent it then so be it. Political correctness is ruining the USA.
+Absman Salah we are a judeo Christian nation. We are not compatible with Sharia. If you want to assimilate then you can stay. I don't want a president who is going to pander to Muslims just to get votes and stay in power. I want a president who will look out for me. You don't have a right to live anywhere you want. Most Muslims from the war torn countries can't be vetted so it's a big problem. America first!
Actually we are one of the first nations to be founded on secularism. In fact, are founding fathers were extremely critical of religion being involved in politics.
+Westin Wilkins lol
I'll tell you what I am worried about. National security! I want someone who understands the capabilities of our military, intelligence and security personnel to be in charge of the White House. On the red side that was John Kasich. On the blue side it's Hilary Clinton. I know people think Trump's business background makes him good at managing things, but I personally do not believe that our national security has much to do with making money. Even trump knows he is not prepared to keep us safe with just his own head. That's why his son tried to get Kasich to be his VP. Hilary Clinton has EXPERIENCE keeping us safe. I know she has a few fumbles, but she's done a lot of good work too. She's going to pick experienced people in her cabinet, they are going to put our security as the top priority and everything is going to be ok.... I was worried when this video has me thinking Trump was going to win.... but when I started thinking about Clinton I calmed down. We will have our first woman president next year. God bless USA.
حرررراق يا دكتور
.. ومن المضحكات المبكيات..
العربي يخرج من من بلده لأنه لا يستطيع انتقاد السياسة..
بينما يستطيع انتقاد سياسة أكبر بلد في العالم من داخلها.. وهو أجنبي
لا لايستطيع انتقادها
That didn't age well , did it?