“Hey man have you seen my guitar pick anywhere- what are you doing” anyone coming into my room to ask me for something when i’m in the middle of hyperfocusing on weird shit
SOMETIMES WHILE IM STIMMING VERY HARD TO GRUESOME AND VIOLENT DINO STIMBOARDS MY LITTLE SHITLING (younger sibling) WALKS IN TO RANDOMLY CALL ME GAY AND JUST STARES AT ME LIKE IM INSANE >:3
"oh lovers? no, no, no- i mean sure they kissed and made out and did the naughty but they were just room-mates!, best friends! but lovers? noooooo, they're just good friends! :]"
The cryptid that is my mind is never to be translated in its intention to our fickle mortal ideas, attempting to garner its reasoning is but a fools venture- At least gimme a cold box of pasta first, then we can talk This brought to you by: It’s 4:30 AM and I’m feeling unhinged, you said something funny so it’s your problem now
@@melsantana3312 I used to be like that to but then…. I accidentally or maybe purposely broke down his door and found him f ing a girl and recorded them I don’t know how he didn’t hear that door and he’s only 16 and now Im blackmailing him🙄
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. -Remember to not overwork yourself, eat and stay hydrated.
My first kiss was...at the time excitingly risky, looking back I was an idiot blinded by what I thought was "love". This audio though is *chefs kiss* :D
Him:" tell me what you want to learn and I will teach you. I know a lot about this topic because not gonna lie I'm a bit of a Hore so I've been around the block a far few times " Me:" well not all of us can be Snug Zilla!!" I will take the help though because I am struggling😓"
HA! YOU FOOL. I SET THIS WHOLE THING UP. I STOLE YOUR GUITAR PICK, KNEW YOUD COME BACK TO LOOK FOR IT, AND SEE ME "LEARNING" TO DO THIS. THEN, I KNEW YOUD WANT TO TRY TO LET ME PRACTICE ON YOU, AS AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO KIS YU I WIN! 4:45 DARN YOU GOT ME
I love this but I hate this cause it makes me feel so single and alone. No friend of mine would help or like me in this way and I still haven't kissed anyone and I've had this video saved since it first came out. The entire time of having it saved, still never had my first kiss.
I've never kissed anyone either (which i'm kinda glad because i finally figured out who I am earlier this year ((it's taken so long. I'm a trans, gay, demiboy)) and I'm ready to experience all the stuff couples get to experience. I'm hopeful, though. ^^ "Well then, prove it, baby boy" Well, I... uh....ok 😳 (if i was in this situation i don't know what I'd be, tbh. Like I've dreamed of being a sw!tch but like I might be a bøttom but I might surprise my boyfriend and be a tøp) 🤷🏼♂️ I absolutely love this! 💙 I'm listening to this for a fourth time (i promise i'm done with this one) 😅
@@ShayBayI had realized this to be the case when I remembered the whole first kiss scene with flirty femboy so obviously this couldn't be him. Thanks for the clarification! I don't really have anything fun or witty to say but I think it's cool you're literally putting yourself into your work. 😉
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“Hey man have you seen my guitar pick anywhere- what are you doing” anyone coming into my room to ask me for something when i’m in the middle of hyperfocusing on weird shit
Lmao I feel that
SOMETIMES WHILE IM STIMMING VERY HARD TO GRUESOME AND VIOLENT DINO STIMBOARDS MY LITTLE SHITLING (younger sibling) WALKS IN TO RANDOMLY CALL ME GAY AND JUST STARES AT ME LIKE IM INSANE >:3
THIS PART KILLED ME SO BAD
@@gayest-person-aliveI love autistic homosexuals
Your FBI agent approves. Later on historians would come to say they were good friends.
"oh lovers? no, no, no- i mean sure they kissed and made out and did the naughty but they were just room-mates!, best friends! but lovers? noooooo, they're just good friends! :]"
Thank god 😮💨
🎶🎶Cause history hates loverrrrrsss🎶🎶
@@thatonedude5640 HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! I FEEL YOU MAN 😂😂😂😭
Bless you
“Hey man have you seen my guitar pick? :D
“what are you doing.🤨”
I found that so funny idk why lmao
ME TOO I'M ROLLING BUAHAHha
LMAO RIGHT
Lol same 🤣
Caught in 4k
FR
THE CONFIDENCE THE LISTENER HAS THAT I DONT
Sameee
@@izukumidoriya2295 Thank you Midoriya for agreeing with me 😌
Same
@@Hinata-hp4mw same
FR FR
"Help me understand what's going through that mind of yours."
"Dude, *I* don't even understand what goes on in that thing."
The cryptid that is my mind is never to be translated in its intention to our fickle mortal ideas, attempting to garner its reasoning is but a fools venture- At least gimme a cold box of pasta first, then we can talk
This brought to you by:
It’s 4:30 AM and I’m feeling unhinged, you said something funny so it’s your problem now
I LOVE HOW YOU JUST SAID "what are you doing. 😑"
“ are you trying to learn how to kiss ? “
No I’m chewing on electrical wires
LMAOOOO WHAJWHWJWK
Quite a bountiful meal if you ask me
BYEEE
My dark dark past.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wires nuggies
"have you been watching my RUclips videos?"
PLEASE THAT FOURTH WALL BREAK- 😭😭
WHATHSNUUSHNUHSNUH IM DEAD HELP
‘You’re adorable’
*happy little feet wiggles*
The "Damn you, you know too much" 😂
That beginning had me rolling LMAOO
I LOVE THE FLIRTY BEST FRIEND CHARACTER OF YOURS
Do you know where the first one is at? Or did he delete it?- :(
@@user-qn5lq5ih5o i think this is a different series, the onei think you're thinking of is flirty femboy :)
@@Junibug333 Ohh! Sorry- Im so slow- Thank you tho! Ill try and find it
HEHE I MADE IT 69 LIKES
SAME MAN
I NEEDED THIS AFTER GETTING CALLED A GIRL TODAY
H o n e s t l y
SOMEONE MISGENDERED YOU?! WHO DID IT?! I WANT NAMES!
SAME I'M HOME SICK TODAY AND I NEEDED SOME E U P H O R I A
@Stella *Redacted* Um -Mikey-
@@creamygod3277 Aright, time to commit a felony followed by cannibalism!
I have mad respect for anyone who could do this and NOT catch feelings. I do not have the foundation to do this casually. Lol
*Me in my room*
Have have you seen my - what are you doing …”?
Me : *doing …..stuff 😃
*continues to suffocate older brother*
Noice👌🏽
I’m so scared of my older brother that I may or may not have a safe place because of him
@@melsantana3312 I used to be like that to but then…. I accidentally or maybe purposely broke down his door and found him f ing a girl and recorded them I don’t know how he didn’t hear that door and he’s only 16 and now Im blackmailing him🙄
It's cause of that damn phone
@@gonfreecess2987 😀 KILLUAAAA what have you taught green bean !!!
And why are you on this video 😅
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance.
-Remember to not overwork yourself, eat and stay hydrated.
My head isn’t that big!
Right?….
*Right?…*
@@vectorohyeah3191 aren’t you supposed to be in the moon
@@Geicoo I am! They have really fast wifi up here! It’s GREAT!!!
OH YEAH!!!
Ah yes we meet again
@@vectorohyeah3191 that’s amazing vector😀
shay you doin smt to me with these frequent uploads- sir-
Hehe good
my mom askin' bout my utube history: no no no no no listen listen
When I think of kissing I think of soft kisses little pecks so cute
They’re the absolute best
THIS IS THE EARLIEST IVE BEEN- jadnnanfkskv I LOVE UR FLIRTY/DOM CHARACTERS
How do you think my boyfriend feels whenever I flirt with him haha
@@ShayBay Butterflies prob 🦋🦋🦋🦋
@@ShayBay Jealous... :')
@@ShayBay
lucky, i bet 😭😭
Wow, they must of been such good friends
Just Guys Being Bros
Him:prove it baby boy
Me:😳I’m too dirty minded for this
STOP FOUL❌
Cucumber Approved
How the fuck do I see you everywhere 😶
Hi cucumber this is the fifth time I’ve seen you this past week but this my first time commenting
Cucumber
LMAO THE BEGINNING
FR SIS also nice Rouge pfp
I had to rerun that intro 😂😂😂 that was so funnyy
I love this 10/10✨✨
"... that's it get on your bed I'm. Teaching you." eh..what!? 😳😵 sorry died for a second
Idk why but this made me laugh so hard 😭
“Because we both *may* be single, but I am quite the whore.” I LOVE THIS PART
ur wearing socks right bro?
…bro?
I get that💀
WOOHOO IM EARLY
GOOD JOB!!!
My first kiss was horrible and all but ASMR like this makes me feel better ^-^
My first kiss was...at the time excitingly risky, looking back I was an idiot blinded by what I thought was "love". This audio though is *chefs kiss* :D
well... that scalated quickly
5:54
*dies*
Vector. Are you wearing pyjamas
@@rudjdjdjdjdkskeksos6028lmao😂
i want my first Kiss to go exactly like this!! 😚
Loved it Shay! ❤️
You should do more like this :D
Him:" tell me what you want to learn and I will teach you. I know a lot about this topic because not gonna lie I'm a bit of a Hore so I've been around the block a far few times "
Me:" well not all of us can be Snug Zilla!!" I will take the help though because I am struggling😓"
HA! YOU FOOL. I SET THIS WHOLE THING UP. I STOLE YOUR GUITAR PICK, KNEW YOUD COME BACK TO LOOK FOR IT, AND SEE ME "LEARNING" TO DO THIS. THEN, I KNEW YOUD WANT TO TRY TO LET ME PRACTICE ON YOU, AS AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO KIS YU
I WIN!
4:45
DARN
YOU GOT ME
LMAO
im 2 minutes in and im already dying of laughter
“What are you doing 😟”
All the audios: you’ve never kissed anyone before
Me who kissed two people and most of my friends as jokes: you fool I have 70 alternative accounts!
“As jokes” 🤨 yeah okay buddy
I dead whenever the door closed
YOOOO TWO VIDEOS TWO DAYS IN A ROW LETS GOOOOOOO
😆
Wait for tonight’s audio then
@@ShayBay oh gosh.. im not gonna be prepared-
Bro the fucking whine during the end. What. How did you break my brain with one single noise.
... 👺 I am the only one who has nosebleed while watching this
2:08 LMAO
5:53 it sounds like he got butterflies 🦋 ❤
I love this but I hate this cause it makes me feel so single and alone. No friend of mine would help or like me in this way and I still haven't kissed anyone and I've had this video saved since it first came out. The entire time of having it saved, still never had my first kiss.
Hey , just know you're loved and someone will kiss you someday I promise you xxx
@@ShayBay I can only hope that some day is this year cause I'm bought ready to give up on love and die like virgin Mary at an old age.
I clicked on this 0.1 seconds
I believe that is faster than human reaction time
Very impressive
@@SparrowtheSkywing thanks ❤️
Good audio and all but wtf is it normal to jokingly kiss someone no one has ever jokingly kissed anyone that I have ever known of.
Crazy this is the first comment about this i read lol, who has EVER done that. Is it an attractive person thing im just too ugly to understand?
i do that with my friends
Just saying I had my first kiss bc of a dare and it was in pre-K lmao ✨️🤞🤧
Hey man have you seen my guitar pick anywhe- ed-ded- what are you doing..?
The forth wall it's been broken....
This made me laugh so much and although all of like like corpse voices are nice I rlly like your voice. Like DAMN.
Awesome
5:15 LMAO GOODNIGHT 😭😭😭
Okaaaaaaay bae😏🫶🏽
I've never kissed anyone either (which i'm kinda glad because i finally figured out who I am earlier this year ((it's taken so long. I'm a trans, gay, demiboy)) and I'm ready to experience all the stuff couples get to experience. I'm hopeful, though. ^^
"Well then, prove it, baby boy" Well, I... uh....ok 😳 (if i was in this situation i don't know what I'd be, tbh. Like I've dreamed of being a sw!tch but like I might be a bøttom but I might surprise my boyfriend and be a tøp) 🤷🏼♂️
I absolutely love this! 💙
I'm listening to this for a fourth time (i promise i'm done with this one) 😅
On top of you? I'm in the middle of eating cold spaghetti-
😂😂😂😂 that intro..
Him:And now your on top of me
Me:Heck yeah I am
Anyone want a therapy set there's Infiniti open
was that english ?
Nothing but eating hot cheetahs and drinking chocolate milky and listening to this
Just to be clear, is flirty best friend the same as flirty femboy or are they two different people?
Two different people, the flirty best friend is me actually
@@ShayBayI had realized this to be the case when I remembered the whole first kiss scene with flirty femboy so obviously this couldn't be him. Thanks for the clarification!
I don't really have anything fun or witty to say but I think it's cool you're literally putting yourself into your work. 😉
2:10 wtf this is an amazing line 😂
2:08 sIR
hey man, have you seen my guitar pi-
*what are you doing*
Me: *first time watching this channel*
Him: "Have you been watching my youtube videos?"
Me: "Not until now"
Him: "Damn you, you know too much"
2:09 LMAOOO
i didn’t see this was m4m…but i’m genderfluid so a win is a win
AGHHHHHH- 5:51
Hello
yessssss
Bro im 90% sure they took what i act like and changed the voice....