I’d always hate it when they speaker is like “good morning everyone” and everyone is like “good morning” “Oh come on! I know we can do better than that! GOOD MORNING EVERYONE” *slightly louder* “good morning” Shit bothers me so bad
There was an assembly at my school about suicide after a girl committed it. The girl was not even mentioned outside of the promotion poster and suicide got 2 sentences. The rest were all advertisements for the school's shitty merch and fundraiser. They used a girl's death as an excuse to force the whole school into a 2 hour long ad
I always found it interesting how they acted like we would be approached by a stoner at every corner in high school. Like I'm walking to the toilet and Johnny Donny would be like "hey kid, want some penicillin?"
I remember one time at my elementary school we had an assembly where we met the author of Big Nate, Lincoln Peirce, the assembly was essentially him showing the history of Big Nate and how he drew him. He also noted how Nate was smart (to a degree), but rather mischievous. I also remember my teacher got a copy of her Big Nate graphic novel signed by him. Overall, it was an enlightening experience.
YO DAS CRZEY U MEET AUTHER O BI NATE, WOOW WHY U RUB IN AR FACE LIK DHAT, LIKE NOBODE CARS BOUT DAT. U DAT ONE GUY IN SKOO DAT BE SAYING HOW HE GOT DA NEW GAME BFOR IT CAME OUT LIK BRO. NOBODE CER U NO HOW DRAW BI NATE, U PROBE FORGOT ANEWAY. DON TRY LIE SAY HE SMOR I READ DEM BOOKS HE DUM AS PILE O BRIKS. DEN U SAY IT "ENLIGHTING" LIKE BIG ED N ALL DU BIG WORDS DONT GOTA FLEX YO EXPASIVE VOCABULARE LIKE DAK, LIEK DAT ONE KID IN SKOO WO NO ALL DU BIG WORDS AN SAY EM ALL DURIN NORMAL CONVRSASHIN, LIKE U BE TALKIN BOUT MINECRAF BUT SOMEHOW HE BRING UP "FOTOSENTISIS" OR HOWEVR U SPEL DAT WORD I DON CAR UNWIKE PROBE YO. AND DEN U GOTA SAY TECHER GO SINED BOOK LIKE BRO DAS NOT GUN BE WORTH NOTIN WHEN I PUT IT IN DU MIKERWAVE, SHE GUN BE DEVASTATED. AND DEN U SAY OVERAW LIKE IT AS THE WHOL DING BU NO SOME PART BE LIKE BAD WHEN PERSON NEXT TO U TOOT, OR U STEP ON LNDMINE, SO ANNOYING. ANYWAYS HAV GOOD DAY
My school used to hold these "Anti bullying" assemblies, but I never really cared about them bcz all the kids that were sucking up to the teachers like "Oh bullying is awful!" Were like the most prolific bullies in the whole school - and they never got punished because they were the teacher favourites so they were above the rules
This is why I despise anti-bullying clubs in high school. Do teachers really think posting “NO BULLYING” and “Tell a teacher” on the walls would encourage people to NOT bully, especially if the kid doesn’t realize what they said was bad? Anyone could be a target of being accused of being a bully for the smallest shit by those pricks
@@Bravo20 Basically the bullies were the teachers pets even from the start, which made them REALLY arrogant because they pretty much got immunity when they did something wrong, which made them the bullies as they could do whatever thay wanted and never get punished
Relatable. Most of my school bullies were popular kids with good reputation and were liked by almost everybody (even the teachers). They (especially mean girls) would change their whole personality when they were around teachers and there was honestly nothing you could do or prove because it felt like it would be you vs the whole school and you just felt so helpless. But life isn't fair so it is what it is.
Here’s a crazy thing about assemblies in school 😂 for me… they would tell us we are “watching a movie” for how “great of students we were” but in reality they would bring the K-9 units in and search EVERY CLASSROOM for drugs/ illegal shiit that’s why they made us leave our bags in our home rooms 😂
We had two assemblies in 5th grade where the principle essentaly just shit talked us for an hour. One involved just us and the other was with grades 3-5. That same school had an IEP "Teacher" who yelled at sobbing children that they were manipulative and attention seeking.
The reason I fucking hate school assemblies is because my school makes us walk 5 floors downstairs, stand in the OPEN AS FUCK field for OVER HALF AN HOUR in like 30-35 degrees Celsius to "CONDITION THE STUDENTS AND MAKE THEN STRONGER" Or some shit. Then after that we have to periodically go from the field all the way to the fifth floor were our class is. The principal's room is THE ONLY room in the school with air conditioning. They DO HAVE MONEY to put an Air conditioner in every single classroom, even if it sounds expensive, but they spent over half a million dollars worth of our currency on a useless program where random kids dance and sing in front of 800 people bruhhh
OMG that reminds me of when some kid shit his pants in the cafeteria and the kids got up and started running around all crazy. I lowkey thought there was a fight.
As a German, we almost never had school assemblies. If a professional would come, he would "entertain" only one class per block (90min). The only true school assembly was when the son of the guy my school was named after came to his 80th birthday to our school and held a presentation on his and his parents' life. Edit: he has a wiki page and his name is Hans Coppi jr.
5:11 This hits hard, I remember back in 6th grade my social studies class had a substitute teacher and said teacher called me out in front of the class simply because I was sharpening my pencil and the electric pencil sharpener was loud. The pencil sharpener didn't even sharpen my pencil so I got embarrassed Infront of the whole class for nothing, also keep in mind I was a pretty shy kid back then so when that happened I was trying so hard not to cry Infront of the class.
haha yeah.. when I successfully managed to lie that I didn't cheat in class once.. my IT-Music-Art teacher made me sit next to my rival and do it again..
I remember 90% of those were just them complaining to all the students about their grades, making threats about it and describing how our future will be ruined if our grades don’t improve. It definitely helped me become the cheery optimist I am today.
Bro that type of assembly happened a few years ago and the kid with the worst grades got an offer from Oregon for track he legit makes more money an hour now than the principle has made in the last 5 years
I remember when I was in 5th grade and all of us 5th graders were called into a specific classroom by the principal to talk some bullshit that I don't even give a fuck about relating to how bad we are and how we have to improve all that. THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE SHOWS WEAKNESS IN THE TEACHERS. Like damn, in a way we kinda "bullied" the teachers by not listening to their asses when clearly only one of them was actually respectable while the others were just on something. Like tell me why tf did one teacher get pressed and take me not paying attention to the line when it was moving and take that shit personally? Like damn okay I wasn't paying attention, but shit yo ass gotta chill tf out I'm just a kid and you expect me to act like an adult. Man this bullshit, now it got me ranting about something else
the thing about schools blocking everything is so true. even RUclips is disabled on my school. i had to factory reset my computer and add a new account just to do shit 💀 and yeah assemblies are bangers for getting out of class. we had one the other day about mental health, and the guy said "who feels supported by (insert school name here)" and like 5 out of the 1300 or so kids there raised their hand
@@talphazero1036 I agree but vpns will never amount to raid shadow legends, they have touched every RUclipsr on the platform regardless of their content 💀
One time my school had an anti drug assembly where they showed some kids corpse and had the mother hysterically screaming in the background and like 5 kids were eating Xanax in the back shit was cash
I remember a time in elementary school where we were doing a Black History Month assembly and I kid you not this crow started setting off all the fire alarms, I’ll never forget that.
I remember in middle school we had to have like 2 assemblies every year that were school rule reviews, which essentially just amounted to "don't be stupid" in like the most aggressive tone imaginable Real fun those were
We once had an assembly about climate change and for that some guy from some organisation came to our school. He ended up telling us nothing new and after the assembly the teachers told us that WE have to pay for the guy that came to our school💀
Highschool assemblies are pretty depressing, I attended one about drunk driving and the other one was about breast cancer. The speaker for the drunk driving one lost his daughter to a drunk driving incident and he was crying while describing the condition of his daughter's dead body.
I know this isn’t related, but I find it really super infuriating how in elementary school, you’d get always yelled at by teachers if you cried, but in middle school and high school, teachers wouldn’t care and would actively comfort you. I hated elementary school.
@@splawshy3346 really? Huh. Guess I went to a crack-ass school, not surprised though considering our principal was a crippling alcoholic who could barely write.
@@therealeikichionizuka kinda sounds like my middle school 💀. Elementary school was very good for me. I didn't have many friends but I had enough to get by, and they were there to help me. I have some pretty good memories from there, only 1 major bad one. Middle school I had many friends, but they all still really cared for me. The school however!? Its literally 3 stars 💀. Which isn't that bad, but the HIGH SCHOOL IS 2.1 STARS 😭 Anyway the kids at my middle school were terrible. Fights happend every week, the girl bathroom didnt even have a garbage can so they resorted to throwing their trash in the sink, and some kid even shit his pants during lunch and I wish I was joking😭. Despite all that I really only liked middle school because I got to see my crackhead friend group.
@@splawshy3346 my high school is wayyy worse. Fights during lunch? Check. People smoking weed and vaping in class? Check. People getting jumped after and during school while teaching? Check. School canceled due to a mass shooting threat by a local gang? Check. School got on news due to violence? Check. Not trying to sound like your middle school was nothing to worry about, but both of our schools sucked.
There was an assembly at my school about people slapboxing in the bathrooms, and it wasnt even that they literally said "racism is bad, thats why we made this school" said 1 sentence about slap boxing and sent us off
bro I remember when some kids made a respect rap back when I was in kindergarten that we watched at a assembly and i used to think that shit alone would move everyone out the hood
School assemblies for my school were so bad, bunch of cringy things teachers tried to do, and the longer ones like Easter, Anzac Day etc lasted so so long in uncomfortable seats, no talking couldn’t do anything
I remember back in high school where sophomores and juniors were allowed to go out of school zone and buy lunch from our local McDonalds so one day the principal had an assembly where he talked about the dangers of going out of school zones and for some reason some kids after that decided to use it to skip a test and because of that we weren't allowed to buy lunch and instead get lunch from the cafeteria in which the food was bad we ended up having a riot lol
My school has days for assemblies, they either make us stand in the sun for a while giving lectures about moral lessons or make us go to the auditorium for a class presentation in assemblies
I remember that my high school had a lot of Computer classes but some how to School filter blocks out Google itself. Pretty much preventing a lot of us from doing any work in those computer class, forcing you to do it at home instead.
I gotta confession bro. One of my classmates had those chocolate kits back when I was in middle school, and one day during PE I went back into the locker room and stole of all bro milk and dark chocolates
This reminds me of 6th grade when my friend got his popcorn for the fundraiser and he brought them all home and didnt give it to the people. He said it taste like shit.
imo psas dont even have to be fun, just need to express their importance better, one of the best psas ive ever been too was about a man losing his wife and his face being burnt the day they were married because someone was driving drunk, and now gives speeches in schools about drunk driving. his story actually showed the other kids and I the importance of staying sober while driving and hopefully I never do it. edit: this was before covid so i might have gotten some details worn but the wife, drunk driving, and burnt face part is true.
The performances be mad weird bruh. I remember that my school brought a whole band to talk about depression. "Hey depression is bad and you should speak up when you can" and then they did a whole song, students went up to the stage and started jumping and moshing to a song about a UFO with a guitar riff.
I remember having an assembly back in elementary that had batman and robin show up and teach about safety with tools and to not play with them. It was pretty dope.
Kindergarten, day one… Called to an assembly about, “being a buddy, not a bully”. At some point the speaker (principal) said “let’s give them a round of applause!” And 5 year old Sundowner thought she said “a round of claws” so while everyone else was clapping, I was sitting there doing the claw-hand gesture, while moving my hands in a circle.
Once in my school assembly they stopped all the girls and said that We can't behave like boys, we gotta be more systematic and careful than boys, we have to sit like LADIES with one leg crossed over the other and not how guys sit with their leg open.
@@KennyJohnson-ym6ux omg u guessed it ryt...... The principal wears a lot of makeup , she gets rlly angry and shouts at us but sometimes she is super casual .
@@mahii.27 I looked back at this comment and thought I was talking bad about my principals, but i remembered even though one is a middle aged man with a bald spot, he's a cool guy to be around and the female principal is also a good mood. She's strict enough to be a good principal, yet not too strict. The other one is if a Nascar driver retired and became a principal, as his beard, accent, and name (Kyle) match the description.
The only school assembly I got during my freshman in highschool was the one that I will probably take to my grave. We got a presentation from Craig Scott, sister of Rachel Scott, who was one of the kids killed at the Columbine Massacre. At one point he showed us a clip from a documentary which re-created Rachel's death and then quoted her diary showing her undying faith in humanity. And during that whole stretch of time I could see him physically holding back tears. This wasn't just another generic assembly talking about drugs, this was man wanting to share his story and to bring some kind of hope with how he recovered. And I honestly commend him for that.
my school assemblies were basically the teachers checking up on us and telling us whats gonna happen next, like the annual fundraisers or school events. Or a new thing their trying to install, whether it was an actual installation or a new event. Or if something big happened like someone did something arrest worthy and they are chewing us out and trying to prevent it. Or someone did like einstien level shit and we all needed to worship him. And then there were the sports pep rallies where we made fun of our rivals and had our "houses" compete in games. (houses were just groups of randomly chosen kids that just hung out during that 1 hour long period on friday that was useless, and then during a pep rally compete for house winner. I cant remember the awards of house winner but they were pretty cool)
I suppose I should share my experiences with these assemblies, so here’s 2: 1. In elementary school, we always had these “Jumprope for Heart” fundraisers, where the school had to raise money for kids with cancer or some whit like that. How? Well, they sold us small little toys to us for stupidly Hugh prices, the highest being 200 bucks for a fucking toy that goes in the back of your backpack. Of course, we did some jumprope stuff too, but that was only for a week or two before going back to the overpriced bullshit. I remember wondering if it was some sort of scam due to the dumb prices, but I’ll never know. 2. Every month in elementary school, we did something called “Fitness Friday”, which was either hitting an exercise ball with sticks and pretending it was a drum, or random fitness activities. 2a. I remember honking this one was boring as hell. Just repeating the same Raytheon over and over was not a fun experience, and it was also pretty useless. How is this even helping me get fit? 2b. Oh boy, the actual fitness side. This wasn’t as boring, but it wasn’t as easy. They were either super easy, like passing a ball to your partner behind you and they pass it back, or, god forbid, the shit like planks, wall sits, etc. Almost everyone can agree that those were horrible to do in school, right? Right? Anyways, Fitness Friday is like a box of chocolates, you don’t know what will happen. You either get a boring experience, or a painful one; both of which are not that fun. To sum it up, assemblies were pretty stupid in my elementary school.
Oh man my school had jump rope for heart too lmaoo They would show us some shitty vhs tape from the late 90s (keep in mind that this was in the early-mid 2010s)and yeah the jump ropes were kinda fun, but those overpriced ass duckies were such a scam lol Edit:my school didn’t do jump rope for heart as an assembly it was during PE class lol
We had a wild school assembly once where a woman came to talk to us about how her husband purposely gave her HIV/AIDS and chose her to die with him. He had it years before meeting her and literally chose to take her down with him. She thought he was a great guy and great dad to her kids. Then started cheating and being abusive and as she tried to leave he just started laughing then dropped it on her that he had AIDS. 👀
High school assembly’s should just bring out good snacks and say “why hit the vape when you can eat this instead” they don’t even need to be healthy they could just be lollipops or pizza or something like that
"If you vape, you likely condone rape" I mean if someone sees you vaping after that, they might think it's a silent way of saying you condone that stuff. "CIgarettes are gay" Same thing here. "Don't drink and drive, kids. We don't need a rhyme. Just remember, if you get a bit tipsy, don't drive or your whole family will be mourning your loss."
Bro last year my highschool had this rapper that basically told us to take the psat and not stress about it, but at the end we had a concert and man was spitting. Shit was fun asf.
At the end of every school year we do these award ceremonies and they’re so boring and there were breaks where this girl would sing some random song. The only good part about last year’s one was the kid behind me getting too many awards
As a person who was in high school marching band, I personally had fun playing music and doing trombone suicides. I remember someone got wacked doing them one time.
The best assembly I had was this anti knife crime guy and he described his criminal past in detail and some of the things he’s seen some kids were traumatized
I remember. Everything is normal. we are a totally fine, bully free school. The school starts an assembly, the topic? Anti-Bullying. Literally the very next day everyone is bullying everyone. It’s chaos.
Y'all had _performances_ at your school assemblies? Wild. We were lucky if we even got a guest speaker half the damn time. Nothing like getting a PowerPoint shoved in our faces in a room full of students whose boredom was so powerful that presentations couldn't even get finished since the teachers insisted that "they will not speak over the students". Maybe they wouldn't talk so much if the way that it was being presented was _actually_ interesting.
One time in school a few days or a week ago, the principle legit used breast cancer as a promotion for their 5 dollar pink shirts, and not even a dime went to charity. 💀
I used to hate assemblies back in elementary, now that I’m in middle school I feel the same way as many about school assemblies I love assemblies now so that I don’t have to listen to people talk about math
I only liked school assemblys cuz it would make us do fundraisers that gave you cool prizes but they were never good it would be impossible and they just got our hopes up
My middle school goes into the auditorium for assemblies. Now, when I was a 3rd, 4th, and 5th grader, this experience was good. I remember performing with my violin and when I was sitting there listening to the music, I was feeling fine. But once I got to 7th grade, (yes, my school has started doing assemblies again at this time) they were literal TORTURE to my SANITY and MENTAL HEALTH. When I got out out of the auditorium, it wasn’t only that I felt like I could run a lap around the track, I felt like I NEEDED to run a lap around the track. The school assemblies have been so bad, I literally preferred a group of 8th graders performing Christmas music in my cluster over ANY assembly.
lol i remember the yoyo scammers. i specifically remember clowning a group of girls for buying the guys yoyos "guys you can just get them from kmart or big w for half the price"
I remember we had a PSA assembly for not touching “specific areas” in 7th grade. For the rest of the year many of the boys (myself not included) began to touch those “specific areas” It’s reverse psychology man. However freshman year we had an assembly over a former holocaust survivor, where her mother was also still alive at the time of the assembly and the entire school was moved so not all assemblies were the same boredom.
They always had the most depressed and depressing person to be the host of the assemblies where I went. Hell they had one guy who got emotional enough to flat out say "there is no resting in peace" and how he had such a rough life growing. Yeah that definitely taught us something. Glad I graduated yesterday
You know the sad part is that there’s a lot of issues going on in your school, but when you go to a assembly, they just talk about some random crap, that nobody would care about. Like for instance, when I was in High School I would always walk into the bathrooms, and when I’d open one of the stalls, the toilets would always be filled with junk like Milk Cartons, Empty Chip Bags, and the breakfast you brought from the cafeteria earlier. Like people are out here trying to take care of their business, and we got assholes who were clearly raised in a barn throw stuff in the toilet, and not in the trash like a normal person. For me, that was the one issue I had with my school, but nobody decided to speak up about it, or better yet, decided to have an assembly. But hey, at least I survived.
In my school, we have a assembly every Monday about attendance. It was so annoying, cause I knew kids with special needs siblings. The hell do they do if their sibling needs help? Walk away on their own?
Most of the time id hate them cause they would start at my favorite class (art), or in the class where i had to give my presentation that i worked on for days🗿
I had to sell those world’s famous chocolates for a field trip. They were so good, I used all my self control to not eat them all. They were a lot bigger than what you’ve mentioned. I remember specifically almost opening one, but I didn’t. Even though I had the money for it. My ex step dad was evil. He bought an entire box and his fat ass didn’t share, and he barely even ate any. I still took some lol.
4:07-4:11 i remember, seven months ago, it was the end of the school year, and my homeroom was gonna have one last pe class, but it got cancelled due to an impromptu assembly. We had SATs coming up, so the principal just told us "make sure you study hard" or some generic crap like that. To make it worse, there was this dumb senior prank, whereby a couple people soaked us with water guns; i hated every single minute of that 🙄😠
I remember my school assembly’s, and when they used to have these ghetto ass drinks. Plus they have these “amazing pizza” when the “slices” where thiner then a goddamn INCHWORM! And WE were forced to eat it like we WERE PRISONERS!
Bruh in 5th grade they banned kids from playing tag cause some stupid 2nd grader busted his head up playing it. Our entire grade would all play one big game of tag during recess so we orchestrated a protest so they’d bring it back. We had an entire assembly about how protesting is wrong and illegal. Still can’t believe they were allowed to do that
Roughly around a fifth grade we had five assemblies dedicated to students behavior cuz kids were acting up and also it was a good time to waste some time of the day
In primary/elementary school we had assembly’s almost everyday mainly preformed by children but written by teachers about things they did and on Fridays we had an award assembly. a lot of them where just teachers but tbh the best part was assembly’s for me because I did not enjoy lessons there were no chairs we just sat on floor so it was hard to play on the phone but it was ok. In high school/middle school (because they are both combined in the uk) we had like 6 assembly’s per year and they all sucked they where just preformed by teachers and there were spare teachers all other the room just looking so I could use no phone! And the assembly’s where mainly boring shit! So yeah high school assembly’s are bad primary/elementary was good. But damn there was no fun assembly’s. Or assembly’s where you could meet up teachers are everywhere
The only thing noteworthy about my school assemblies was that the bleachers were uncomfortable as shit. And every other kid was so fucking rude and took up tons of space. And they never had anything interesting happening so you just had to sit there and stare at the clock.
my school is legit crazy. They banned crhome extensions, you can't use programs that arent accepted by the school so you can only use chrome, edge and things built in to your pc (except microsoft store and other games) and they have this thing where they can look at your screen and send messages on your screen, pretty weird
the best school assembly i had was in elementary school. the principal partnered with a zoo and they brought in a live penguin to walk around the whole auditorium and shared facts about Antarctica.
Last year and this year middle school has had the same assembly every month in the school gym.We were forced to sit on the floor and listen to the principle tell us not to cyber bully or belive everything we read. its so annoying
Just a few days we had an assembly and there was a public speaker at our school who was there to talk about suicide, but the man was doing these weird gang signs and hand gestures for some reason and It was just really goofy. He was also sounded like he was rapping for some reason... like, he even talked in rhymes at one point. He sounded like a great value Eminem. It was nearly impossible to focus on the message he was trying to get through to us because he sounded like he was trying to be the real slim shady the entire assembly 😭🤣💀
Bro we had a guy like that too, he was talking about facing our fears and he was so hyperactive he was running around our auditorium and yelling, at one point he started asking who had a fear and telling them to raise their hands and he would go up to them ask them their fear and they would be like “ I’m scared of turning into a mean person” and he would scream about how brave they were and send them to the front of the auditorium and then they all did some power ranger type shit where they fist bumped or something and yelled, and he was SOOO hyper and his eyes were like bloodshot, I think he was on drugs or high or something but like yeah it was crazy
One time I had an assembly that was to promote these rings that cost at least 200 bucks or more. And they were like "yeah people are gonna ask you what's on your ring and you can show them what school you went to. Or you can express yourself" shut the fuck up I can express myself better with things that cost way less and are much more noticable. And if I really wanted someone to know which school I went to I would just tell them.
rn i'm in high school about to be a sophomore and i swear every school assembly iv'e been to in high school so far was just me hanging out with my friends or playing games on my phone when the teachers weren't looking
In early high-school in Australia man we had to sit on the dry ass dirty ass floor for an hour listening to merch drops for the school that we couldn't even afford back then, and I came to Australia from Russia so I was mind fucked at first, but then I became used to my lower spine being absolutely grained for an hour, huh maybe that's why I have to go to a chiropractor every third day of the week. What an experience. Also there was this thing that Australians did like a hundred years ago idk called "The stolen generation" thing so we had to say sorry AS A SCHOOL for doing it?? Like bro, I wasn't even there back then, hell, my ancestors were prolly partying out somewhere in Europe, and I still had to join in in the sorrys and shit. Goofy ass schooling system, 3/10 good canteen tho
I remember having a anti drug assembly in high school honestly all it sounded like was “Just be careful about how you do drugs just don’t be stupid about it.”
When I was in kindergarten I lived in Okinawa and I remember we had an assembly where the school had sumo wrestlers come into the gym and fight elementary kids that went up.
nah cause in my entire middle school experience i had 1 single assembly and it was abt how important trees are and they would give these papers to everybody and i swear on my mama all i did was look around the room with my "pirate binocular" made out of mine and my friend's paper.
I remember an assembly in elementary school where a dude would sing a song or bring a bunch of cool birds. In High school a woman would talk about how her nudes were leaked all over the internet
In fifth grade Dav Pilkey, who wrote Captain Underpants and Dog Man came to my school. I don't remember much other than getting a 'letter' that was just a template where some other person wrote my name in a blank, but it was pretty cool to see him. Also Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton/ the AFV guy) might have come when I was in like 2nd grade for a fundraiser, but my dogshit memory doesn't actually know for sure.
Legit the only school assembly I remember is one where at the time a friend of mine ending up asking the bald guy giving his spiel about his life "Do you use soap or shampoo?"... unfortunately no one laughed. Banger memory though.
stuff like this does not exist in germany, no school assemblies, no constant telling you to not do drugs. And last time i checked no one was smoking a vape on the bathrooms in my school
Pep rally’s were wild though I know most schools have their tradition or ritual they do during the rallies and my school did a cheer off where if whatever class cheered the loudest the winning class picked someone to run while carry a stick around the gym. But like 9/10 it was always the senior class who’d won. I’ve only been to like 6 rallies and then dropped out during sophomore cause fuck that school but it was wild.
The best assembly we had at school was when a guy who wrote comics from marvel came and showed us how to draw and stuff. And I was one of the lucky few who got a signed hulk drawing from him. It was a good day
I’d always hate it when they speaker is like “good morning everyone” and everyone is like “good morning”
“Oh come on! I know we can do better than that! GOOD MORNING EVERYONE”
*slightly louder* “good morning”
Shit bothers me so bad
Felt this on a spiritual level😩
You know we don't wanna be here already, so why da fuk you aggravating us even more😒
facts this happens every time why do people still do it
I never say shit the 2nd time so its even more awkward
This right here is the worst part of school aasemblies.
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There was an assembly at my school about suicide after a girl committed it. The girl was not even mentioned outside of the promotion poster and suicide got 2 sentences. The rest were all advertisements for the school's shitty merch and fundraiser.
They used a girl's death as an excuse to force the whole school into a 2 hour long ad
people do anything for money,it disgusts me...
@@misstra_knowitall fr
Good morning to everybody but the staff who allowed that assembly
@@8-ball459 fr though,like wtf-
Bro wtf is wrong with ur school
I always found it interesting how they acted like we would be approached by a stoner at every corner in high school. Like I'm walking to the toilet and Johnny Donny would be like "hey kid, want some penicillin?"
Penicillin 💀
Johnny Donny 💀
Found it 💀
Walking to the toilet 💀
(Wait a minute...)
hey kid, want some penicillin 💀
I remember one time at my elementary school we had an assembly where we met the author of Big Nate, Lincoln Peirce, the assembly was essentially him showing the history of Big Nate and how he drew him. He also noted how Nate was smart (to a degree), but rather mischievous. I also remember my teacher got a copy of her Big Nate graphic novel signed by him. Overall, it was an enlightening experience.
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YO DAS CRZEY U MEET AUTHER O BI NATE, WOOW WHY U RUB IN AR FACE LIK DHAT, LIKE NOBODE CARS BOUT DAT. U DAT ONE GUY IN SKOO DAT BE SAYING HOW HE GOT DA NEW GAME BFOR IT CAME OUT LIK BRO. NOBODE CER U NO HOW DRAW BI NATE, U PROBE FORGOT ANEWAY. DON TRY LIE SAY HE SMOR I READ DEM BOOKS HE DUM AS PILE O BRIKS. DEN U SAY IT "ENLIGHTING" LIKE BIG ED N ALL DU BIG WORDS DONT GOTA FLEX YO EXPASIVE VOCABULARE LIKE DAK, LIEK DAT ONE KID IN SKOO WO NO ALL DU BIG WORDS AN SAY EM ALL DURIN NORMAL CONVRSASHIN, LIKE U BE TALKIN BOUT MINECRAF BUT SOMEHOW HE BRING UP "FOTOSENTISIS" OR HOWEVR U SPEL DAT WORD I DON CAR UNWIKE PROBE YO. AND DEN U GOTA SAY TECHER GO SINED BOOK LIKE BRO DAS NOT GUN BE WORTH NOTIN WHEN I PUT IT IN DU MIKERWAVE, SHE GUN BE DEVASTATED. AND DEN U SAY OVERAW LIKE IT AS THE WHOL DING BU NO SOME PART BE LIKE BAD WHEN PERSON NEXT TO U TOOT, OR U STEP ON LNDMINE, SO ANNOYING. ANYWAYS HAV GOOD DAY
Goated series
Yo not even lying same here school assemblies were lit
Bro you so lucky I read like all the big Nate in my library like 5 times
Only assembly I've had was for the devious licks
how did it go?
@@Olso680 some kid probably stole the microphone
That’s cus your still in school bro💀
LMAO
@@yourmomsleftcheek1471 so are you
My school used to hold these "Anti bullying" assemblies, but I never really cared about them bcz all the kids that were sucking up to the teachers like "Oh bullying is awful!" Were like the most prolific bullies in the whole school - and they never got punished because they were the teacher favourites so they were above the rules
This is why I despise anti-bullying clubs in high school. Do teachers really think posting “NO BULLYING” and “Tell a teacher” on the walls would encourage people to NOT bully, especially if the kid doesn’t realize what they said was bad? Anyone could be a target of being accused of being a bully for the smallest shit by those pricks
It's weird how all the bullies manage to become friends with teachers
@@Bravo20 Basically the bullies were the teachers pets even from the start, which made them REALLY arrogant because they pretty much got immunity when they did something wrong, which made them the bullies as they could do whatever thay wanted and never get punished
What does a bully even look or act like, is it like the same ones in highschool movies where they take your lunch money and stuff?
Relatable. Most of my school bullies were popular kids with good reputation and were liked by almost everybody (even the teachers). They (especially mean girls) would change their whole personality when they were around teachers and there was honestly nothing you could do or prove because it felt like it would be you vs the whole school and you just felt so helpless. But life isn't fair so it is what it is.
Here’s a crazy thing about assemblies in school 😂 for me… they would tell us we are “watching a movie” for how “great of students we were” but in reality they would bring the K-9 units in and search EVERY CLASSROOM for drugs/ illegal shiit that’s why they made us leave our bags in our home rooms 😂
Kinda smart tho
Did anyone get caught?
Anyone get caught
This happened to us once and a kid got arrested I think.
you heard the earlier peeps
DID ANYONE GET CAUGHT
We had two assemblies in 5th grade where the principle essentaly just shit talked us for an hour. One involved just us and the other was with grades 3-5.
That same school had an IEP "Teacher" who yelled at sobbing children that they were manipulative and attention seeking.
same
Seriously, seeing some comments, did you guys go to school in hell?
oh my god this comment gave me flashbacks to seeing my 10 year old classmate crying while my teacher was saying she just had "crocodile tears"
@@gabe_motherboard3355 i went to an insane asylum instead of an school
@@ck7993 what the fuck.
the reason i loved assemblies at school was the auditorium had actual air conditioning
also guys do not call me that lucky remember winter also exists
Ong
@Chickie Girl see this guy gets it. Those auditorium meetings hit different when math class is trash
We have to stay outside, in the sun, in India, that shit gets PPL falling left and right. I have fallen about 5 times by now
The reason I fucking hate school assemblies is because my school makes us walk 5 floors downstairs, stand in the OPEN AS FUCK field for OVER HALF AN HOUR in like 30-35 degrees Celsius to "CONDITION THE STUDENTS AND MAKE THEN STRONGER" Or some shit. Then after that we have to periodically go from the field all the way to the fifth floor were our class is. The principal's room is THE ONLY room in the school with air conditioning. They DO HAVE MONEY to put an Air conditioner in every single classroom, even if it sounds expensive, but they spent over half a million dollars worth of our currency on a useless program where random kids dance and sing in front of 800 people bruhhh
Sauce pfp?
I remember when my school had a whole assembly about why high fives should be seen as unwanted harassment 💀
That’s dumber than journalists talking about video games on the news
Waaaaaaath?
who the heck came up with that 💀
What the actual f
@@extreem3956 definitely somebody who never got love from their parents
Bro, this guy gets me. They are so stupid, the lunch lady strait up screamed when a kid crapped his pants.
[insert keemstar scream here]
OMG that reminds me of when some kid shit his pants in the cafeteria and the kids got up and started running around all crazy. I lowkey thought there was a fight.
I’m imagining the lunch lady screaming like some Norse Viking
As a German, we almost never had school assemblies. If a professional would come, he would "entertain" only one class per block (90min). The only true school assembly was when the son of the guy my school was named after came to his 80th birthday to our school and held a presentation on his and his parents' life.
Edit: he has a wiki page and his name is Hans Coppi jr.
yo Hans from ww2?
@@nonmongolianchicken847 Look it up, Idk if he's joking or serious.
I'm waiting for you at school
@@shadowfox3442 komm ruhig
Bro he is not joking he has a actual wiki page.
*wat*
5:11 This hits hard, I remember back in 6th grade my social studies class had a substitute teacher and said teacher called me out in front of the class simply because I was sharpening my pencil and the electric pencil sharpener was loud. The pencil sharpener didn't even sharpen my pencil so I got embarrassed Infront of the whole class for nothing, also keep in mind I was a pretty shy kid back then so when that happened I was trying so hard not to cry Infront of the class.
"How dare you not be able to control the sound waves of my pencil sharpener."
Thats what made me confortotable to got to the front every time, pretty similar story
haha yeah.. when I successfully managed to lie that I didn't cheat in class once.. my IT-Music-Art teacher made me sit next to my rival and do it again..
When you can skip math class and go to a school assembly it felt soooo good ngl.
Especially science class. I hate that class
@@thefastcommenter7774 science probably hated you too 😂 I loved science. Up until marine biology.
@@versatileduplicity9313 ayo why? marine biology rocks
@@ARCHIVED9610 partly cause I got lazy my junior year and was tired of science !!
agreed. my math teacher is
*S H I T*
I remember 90% of those were just them complaining to all the students about their grades, making threats about it and describing how our future will be ruined if our grades don’t improve. It definitely helped me become the cheery optimist I am today.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or if you genuinely became an optimist out of sheer spite
@@MuzikBike I'm gonna guess sarcasm
Definitely sarcasm, threats definitely don't bring out optimism
Bro that type of assembly happened a few years ago and the kid with the worst grades got an offer from Oregon for track he legit makes more money an hour now than the principle has made in the last 5 years
I remember when I was in 5th grade and all of us 5th graders were called into a specific classroom by the principal to talk some bullshit that I don't even give a fuck about relating to how bad we are and how we have to improve all that. THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE SHOWS WEAKNESS IN THE TEACHERS. Like damn, in a way we kinda "bullied" the teachers by not listening to their asses when clearly only one of them was actually respectable while the others were just on something. Like tell me why tf did one teacher get pressed and take me not paying attention to the line when it was moving and take that shit personally? Like damn okay I wasn't paying attention, but shit yo ass gotta chill tf out I'm just a kid and you expect me to act like an adult. Man this bullshit, now it got me ranting about something else
the thing about schools blocking everything is so true. even RUclips is disabled on my school. i had to factory reset my computer and add a new account just to do shit 💀
and yeah assemblies are bangers for getting out of class. we had one the other day about mental health, and the guy said "who feels supported by (insert school name here)" and like 5 out of the 1300 or so kids there raised their hand
I hate GoGuardian so much, it blocks literally everything 💀
Gmail is blocked so we HAVE to use outlook which I actually hate
@@IWillNeverThinkOfAGoodHandle we have deladao which blocks anything related to games movies or anything that isnt the websites they want you on
Bro my school blocked the Best Buy and Walmart websites💀
we did a mental health assembly, they said 'raise your hand if you ever feel depressed' only a few people didnt raise their hand.
I swear every vpn on the market has RUclipsrs in a chokehold right now
It's Raid Shadowlegends all over again, but heck, VPNs are actually useful + plus our boy Tommy gettin a bag, so it ain't all that bad
@@talphazero1036 I agree but vpns will never amount to raid shadow legends, they have touched every RUclipsr on the platform regardless of their content 💀
@@talphazero1036 vpns are useless except for piracy which they can’t mention
@@k3shk3sh vpns appeared way more
@@DecidiousGreens no
One time my school had an anti drug assembly where they showed some kids corpse and had the mother hysterically screaming in the background and like 5 kids were eating Xanax in the back shit was cash
Middle school?
Wtf🤨
…?
Bro I can’t… 💀💀💀 “shit was cash” 🤣🤣🤣
Bro
Going to a school assembly is like smashing your elbow on a desk. Very static and uncomfortable.
I remember a time in elementary school where we were doing a Black History Month assembly and I kid you not this crow started setting off all the fire alarms, I’ll never forget that.
At least that’s more eventful than just my school just slapping posters of black people on the wall
White history month?
@@mysryuza "put these black people on the wall with stuff about black history."
@@mysryuza ik shit is so cringe. The black kids in my school were annoyed asf and didn't care lmao
@@mysryuza my elementary school would teach us the same black people each year with nothing added to it
I remember in middle school we had to have like 2 assemblies every year that were school rule reviews, which essentially just amounted to "don't be stupid" in like the most aggressive tone imaginable
Real fun those were
We once had an assembly about climate change and for that some guy from some organisation came to our school. He ended up telling us nothing new and after the assembly the teachers told us that WE have to pay for the guy that came to our school💀
Ain't no way
Highschool assemblies are pretty depressing, I attended one about drunk driving and the other one was about breast cancer. The speaker for the drunk driving one lost his daughter to a drunk driving incident and he was crying while describing the condition of his daughter's dead body.
Holy Shit. Poor drunk driver
@@bleedee4003 dude I really hope he is ok now best of luck to him and I hope he remembers the good times he had with her 🙏😞
once i had an assembly where they wrapped everyone in toilet paper back to back, like three people tied back to back. it was weird af
Bro wtf
Sounds like fun time ngl
WHAT 😭
May I ask why?
@@nassirshahshah7216 i have no idea😭 it was in first grade
I know this isn’t related, but I find it really super infuriating how in elementary school, you’d get always yelled at by teachers if you cried, but in middle school and high school, teachers wouldn’t care and would actively comfort you. I hated elementary school.
Wtf kinda elementary school did you go to?
Really!? Its the COMPLETE opposite for me!
@@splawshy3346 really? Huh. Guess I went to a crack-ass school, not surprised though considering our principal was a crippling alcoholic who could barely write.
@@therealeikichionizuka kinda sounds like my middle school 💀. Elementary school was very good for me. I didn't have many friends but I had enough to get by, and they were there to help me. I have some pretty good memories from there, only 1 major bad one. Middle school I had many friends, but they all still really cared for me. The school however!? Its literally 3 stars 💀. Which isn't that bad, but the HIGH SCHOOL IS 2.1 STARS 😭 Anyway the kids at my middle school were terrible. Fights happend every week, the girl bathroom didnt even have a garbage can so they resorted to throwing their trash in the sink, and some kid even shit his pants during lunch and I wish I was joking😭. Despite all that I really only liked middle school because I got to see my crackhead friend group.
@@splawshy3346 my high school is wayyy worse. Fights during lunch? Check. People smoking weed and vaping in class? Check. People getting jumped after and during school while teaching? Check. School canceled due to a mass shooting threat by a local gang? Check. School got on news due to violence? Check. Not trying to sound like your middle school was nothing to worry about, but both of our schools sucked.
There was an assembly at my school about people slapboxing in the bathrooms, and it wasnt even that
they literally said "racism is bad, thats why we made this school"
said 1 sentence about slap boxing
and sent us off
bro I remember when some kids made a respect rap back when I was in kindergarten that we watched at a assembly and i used to think that shit alone would move everyone out the hood
Was my school the only one who didn't have fun assemblies? They just made us sit in the auditorium and listen to some old guy talk about boring stuff.
School assemblies for my school were so bad, bunch of cringy things teachers tried to do, and the longer ones like Easter, Anzac Day etc lasted so so long in uncomfortable seats, no talking couldn’t do anything
I remember back in high school where sophomores and juniors were allowed to go out of school zone and buy lunch from our local McDonalds so one day the principal had an assembly where he talked about the dangers of going out of school zones and for some reason some kids after that decided to use it to skip a test and because of that we weren't allowed to buy lunch and instead get lunch from the cafeteria in which the food was bad we ended up having a riot lol
My school has days for assemblies, they either make us stand in the sun for a while giving lectures about moral lessons or make us go to the auditorium for a class presentation in assemblies
I remember that my high school had a lot of Computer classes but some how to School filter blocks out Google itself. Pretty much preventing a lot of us from doing any work in those computer class, forcing you to do it at home instead.
BULLSHIT!!!!
@@pvzgamer6029 No really the school filter sometimes shuts down the internet itself.
I gotta confession bro. One of my classmates had those chocolate kits back when I was in middle school, and one day during PE I went back into the locker room and stole of all bro milk and dark chocolates
This reminds me of 6th grade when my friend got his popcorn for the fundraiser and he brought them all home and didnt give it to the people. He said it taste like shit.
You left him with only white chocolate...that's cruel
@@siregg8528 White chocolate isn't bad tho imo
@@gabe_motherboard3355 you are a different breed
@@siregg8528 No, I just actually think for myself and don't go with the popular opinion.
imo psas dont even have to be fun, just need to express their importance better, one of the best psas ive ever been too was about a man losing his wife and his face being burnt the day they were married because someone was driving drunk, and now gives speeches in schools about drunk driving. his story actually showed the other kids and I the importance of staying sober while driving and hopefully I never do it. edit: this was before covid so i might have gotten some details worn but the wife, drunk driving, and burnt face part is true.
I think I had that guy a few days ago, only assembly I can say really had an impact on me.
The performances be mad weird bruh. I remember that my school brought a whole band to talk about depression.
"Hey depression is bad and you should speak up when you can"
and then they did a whole song, students went up to the stage and started jumping and moshing to a song about a UFO with a guitar riff.
I remember having an assembly back in elementary that had batman and robin show up and teach about safety with tools and to not play with them. It was pretty dope.
Damn bro that shit sounds better than my assemblys
Kindergarten, day one…
Called to an assembly about, “being a buddy, not a bully”. At some point the speaker (principal) said “let’s give them a round of applause!” And 5 year old Sundowner thought she said “a round of claws” so while everyone else was clapping, I was sitting there doing the claw-hand gesture, while moving my hands in a circle.
Once in my school assembly they stopped all the girls and said that
We can't behave like boys, we gotta be more systematic and careful than boys, we have to sit like LADIES with one leg crossed over the other and not how guys sit with their leg open.
Let me guess, your principals were a middle aged man with a large bald spot and a woman who wears too much makeup and is super strict?
@@KennyJohnson-ym6ux omg u guessed it ryt...... The principal wears a lot of makeup , she gets rlly angry and shouts at us but sometimes she is super casual .
@@mahii.27 I looked back at this comment and thought I was talking bad about my principals, but i remembered even though one is a middle aged man with a bald spot, he's a cool guy to be around and the female principal is also a good mood. She's strict enough to be a good principal, yet not too strict. The other one is if a Nascar driver retired and became a principal, as his beard, accent, and name (Kyle) match the description.
@@KennyJohnson-ym6ux no its not kyle
@@mahii.27 Your description never had our Kyle. Just our bald man and our middle aged woman.
The only school assembly I got during my freshman in highschool was the one that I will probably take to my grave. We got a presentation from Craig Scott, sister of Rachel Scott, who was one of the kids killed at the Columbine Massacre. At one point he showed us a clip from a documentary which re-created Rachel's death and then quoted her diary showing her undying faith in humanity. And during that whole stretch of time I could see him physically holding back tears. This wasn't just another generic assembly talking about drugs, this was man wanting to share his story and to bring some kind of hope with how he recovered. And I honestly commend him for that.
my school assemblies were basically the teachers checking up on us and telling us whats gonna happen next, like the annual fundraisers or school events. Or a new thing their trying to install, whether it was an actual installation or a new event. Or if something big happened like someone did something arrest worthy and they are chewing us out and trying to prevent it. Or someone did like einstien level shit and we all needed to worship him. And then there were the sports pep rallies where we made fun of our rivals and had our "houses" compete in games. (houses were just groups of randomly chosen kids that just hung out during that 1 hour long period on friday that was useless, and then during a pep rally compete for house winner. I cant remember the awards of house winner but they were pretty cool)
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Every time an assembly is finished, me and my friends would race back to the classroom and whoever loses buys drinks lol
I suppose I should share my experiences with these assemblies, so here’s 2:
1. In elementary school, we always had these “Jumprope for Heart” fundraisers, where the school had to raise money for kids with cancer or some whit like that. How? Well, they sold us small little toys to us for stupidly Hugh prices, the highest being 200 bucks for a fucking toy that goes in the back of your backpack. Of course, we did some jumprope stuff too, but that was only for a week or two before going back to the overpriced bullshit. I remember wondering if it was some sort of scam due to the dumb prices, but I’ll never know.
2. Every month in elementary school, we did something called “Fitness Friday”, which was either hitting an exercise ball with sticks and pretending it was a drum, or random fitness activities.
2a. I remember honking this one was boring as hell. Just repeating the same Raytheon over and over was not a fun experience, and it was also pretty useless. How is this even helping me get fit?
2b. Oh boy, the actual fitness side. This wasn’t as boring, but it wasn’t as easy. They were either super easy, like passing a ball to your partner behind you and they pass it back, or, god forbid, the shit like planks, wall sits, etc. Almost everyone can agree that those were horrible to do in school, right? Right? Anyways, Fitness Friday is like a box of chocolates, you don’t know what will happen. You either get a boring experience, or a painful one; both of which are not that fun.
To sum it up, assemblies were pretty stupid in my elementary school.
Oh man my school had jump rope for heart too lmaoo
They would show us some shitty vhs tape from the late 90s (keep in mind that this was in the early-mid 2010s)and yeah the jump ropes were kinda fun, but those overpriced ass duckies were such a scam lol
Edit:my school didn’t do jump rope for heart as an assembly it was during PE class lol
U from Canada?
@@abdealihamid2631 naw, Alabama
@@abdealihamid2631 No, but I do live in Michigan.
"Jump rope for heart" bro you just unlocked a memory I forgot I had
We had a wild school assembly once where a woman came to talk to us about how her husband purposely gave her HIV/AIDS and chose her to die with him. He had it years before meeting her and literally chose to take her down with him. She thought he was a great guy and great dad to her kids. Then started cheating and being abusive and as she tried to leave he just started laughing then dropped it on her that he had AIDS. 👀
8:55 BRO I SWEAR THERE WAS A YO-YO GUY AT MY SCHOOL 💀💀💀💀
AND THE WORLD FINEST CANDY LMAOO
High school assembly’s should just bring out good snacks and say “why hit the vape when you can eat this instead” they don’t even need to be healthy they could just be lollipops or pizza or something like that
"If you vape, you likely condone rape"
I mean if someone sees you vaping after that, they might think it's a silent way of saying you condone that stuff.
"CIgarettes are gay"
Same thing here.
"Don't drink and drive, kids. We don't need a rhyme. Just remember, if you get a bit tipsy, don't drive or your whole family will be mourning your loss."
Bro last year my highschool had this rapper that basically told us to take the psat and not stress about it, but at the end we had a concert and man was spitting. Shit was fun asf.
At the end of every school year we do these award ceremonies and they’re so boring and there were breaks where this girl would sing some random song. The only good part about last year’s one was the kid behind me getting too many awards
istg there was always that one teacher at assemblies who would shout at anyone for saying anything
As a person who was in high school marching band, I personally had fun playing music and doing trombone suicides. I remember someone got wacked doing them one time.
The best assembly I had was this anti knife crime guy and he described his criminal past in detail and some of the things he’s seen some kids were traumatized
Was it Robert Downey Jr.
I remember. Everything is normal. we are a totally fine, bully free school. The school starts an assembly, the topic? Anti-Bullying. Literally the very next day everyone is bullying everyone. It’s chaos.
In elementary school we once had like a 3 hour assembly I remember just talking to my friends and getting in trouble 💀
The only reason i liked school assemblies was because I could get out of math class.
Y'all had _performances_ at your school assemblies? Wild.
We were lucky if we even got a guest speaker half the damn time. Nothing like getting a PowerPoint shoved in our faces in a room full of students whose boredom was so powerful that presentations couldn't even get finished since the teachers insisted that "they will not speak over the students". Maybe they wouldn't talk so much if the way that it was being presented was _actually_ interesting.
One time in school a few days or a week ago, the principle legit used breast cancer as a promotion for their 5 dollar pink shirts, and not even a dime went to charity. 💀
Lmao 💀💀💀
I remember how useless the “it’s ok not to be ok” assemblies were 💀
I used to hate assemblies back in elementary, now that I’m in middle school I feel the same way as many about school assemblies I love assemblies now so that I don’t have to listen to people talk about math
I only liked school assemblys cuz it would make us do fundraisers that gave you cool prizes but they were never good it would be impossible and they just got our hopes up
"And if you sell 500 items... you get this toy hand skateboard!"
My middle school goes into the auditorium for assemblies. Now, when I was a 3rd, 4th, and 5th grader, this experience was good. I remember performing with my violin and when I was sitting there listening to the music, I was feeling fine. But once I got to 7th grade, (yes, my school has started doing assemblies again at this time) they were literal TORTURE to my SANITY and MENTAL HEALTH. When I got out out of the auditorium, it wasn’t only that I felt like I could run a lap around the track, I felt like I NEEDED to run a lap around the track. The school assemblies have been so bad, I literally preferred a group of 8th graders performing Christmas music in my cluster over ANY assembly.
lol i remember the yoyo scammers. i specifically remember clowning a group of girls for buying the guys yoyos "guys you can just get them from kmart or big w for half the price"
I remember we had a PSA assembly for not touching “specific areas” in 7th grade. For the rest of the year many of the boys (myself not included) began to touch those “specific areas” It’s reverse psychology man.
However freshman year we had an assembly over a former holocaust survivor, where her mother was also still alive at the time of the assembly and the entire school was moved so not all assemblies were the same boredom.
One time in the 3rd grade we had assembling before school started and we couldn't get breakfast.
HOW
They always had the most depressed and depressing person to be the host of the assemblies where I went. Hell they had one guy who got emotional enough to flat out say "there is no resting in peace" and how he had such a rough life growing. Yeah that definitely taught us something. Glad I graduated yesterday
You know the sad part is that there’s a lot of issues going on in your school, but when you go to a assembly, they just talk about some random crap, that nobody would care about.
Like for instance, when I was in High School I would always walk into the bathrooms, and when I’d open one of the stalls, the toilets would always be filled with junk like Milk Cartons, Empty Chip Bags, and the breakfast you brought from the cafeteria earlier.
Like people are out here trying to take care of their business, and we got assholes who were clearly raised in a barn throw stuff in the toilet, and not in the trash like a normal person.
For me, that was the one issue I had with my school, but nobody decided to speak up about it, or better yet, decided to have an assembly.
But hey, at least I survived.
In my school, we have a assembly every Monday about attendance. It was so annoying, cause I knew kids with special needs siblings. The hell do they do if their sibling needs help? Walk away on their own?
Most of the time id hate them cause they would start at my favorite class (art), or in the class where i had to give my presentation that i worked on for days🗿
After middle school there is no reason to say "don't do drugs" because the ones who do drugs are not gonna listen
I had to sell those world’s famous chocolates for a field trip. They were so good, I used all my self control to not eat them all. They were a lot bigger than what you’ve mentioned. I remember specifically almost opening one, but I didn’t. Even though I had the money for it. My ex step dad was evil. He bought an entire box and his fat ass didn’t share, and he barely even ate any. I still took some lol.
4:07-4:11 i remember, seven months ago, it was the end of the school year, and my homeroom was gonna have one last pe class, but it got cancelled due to an impromptu assembly. We had SATs coming up, so the principal just told us "make sure you study hard" or some generic crap like that. To make it worse, there was this dumb senior prank, whereby a couple people soaked us with water guns; i hated every single minute of that 🙄😠
I remember my school assembly’s, and when they used to have these ghetto ass drinks. Plus they have these “amazing pizza” when the “slices” where thiner then a goddamn INCHWORM! And WE were forced to eat it like we WERE PRISONERS!
Bruh in 5th grade they banned kids from playing tag cause some stupid 2nd grader busted his head up playing it. Our entire grade would all play one big game of tag during recess so we orchestrated a protest so they’d bring it back. We had an entire assembly about how protesting is wrong and illegal. Still can’t believe they were allowed to do that
Roughly around a fifth grade we had five assemblies dedicated to students behavior cuz kids were acting up and also it was a good time to waste some time of the day
Yet still 100 times more fun then a class work assignment for a 2 hour period in math💀
In primary/elementary school we had assembly’s almost everyday mainly preformed by children but written by teachers about things they did and on Fridays we had an award assembly. a lot of them where just teachers but tbh the best part was assembly’s for me because I did not enjoy lessons there were no chairs we just sat on floor so it was hard to play on the phone but it was ok.
In high school/middle school (because they are both combined in the uk) we had like 6 assembly’s per year and they all sucked they where just preformed by teachers and there were spare teachers all other the room just looking so I could use no phone! And the assembly’s where mainly boring shit!
So yeah high school assembly’s are bad primary/elementary was good.
But damn there was no fun assembly’s.
Or assembly’s where you could meet up teachers are everywhere
6:51 dawg, that’s just you!!!
The only thing noteworthy about my school assemblies was that the bleachers were uncomfortable as shit. And every other kid was so fucking rude and took up tons of space. And they never had anything interesting happening so you just had to sit there and stare at the clock.
9:22 currently in HS rn and during my freshman year we did this exact thing for the *exact same reason.* Exact same brand, too.
BROOO WORLD'S FINEST! I remember having such a hard time selling those because everyone else was just buying from people who were more outgoing
no matter how many anti-bullying assemblies we had, bullying kept going
my school is legit crazy. They banned crhome extensions, you can't use programs that arent accepted by the school so you can only use chrome, edge and things built in to your pc (except microsoft store and other games) and they have this thing where they can look at your screen and send messages on your screen, pretty weird
That sounds like an invasion of privacy.
the best school assembly i had was in elementary school. the principal partnered with a zoo and they brought in a live penguin to walk around the whole auditorium and shared facts about Antarctica.
Last year and this year middle school has had the same assembly every month in the school gym.We were forced to sit on the floor and listen to the principle tell us not to cyber bully or belive everything we read. its so annoying
Just a few days we had an assembly and there was a public speaker at our school who was there to talk about suicide, but the man was doing these weird gang signs and hand gestures for some reason and It was just really goofy. He was also sounded like he was rapping for some reason... like, he even talked in rhymes at one point. He sounded like a great value Eminem. It was nearly impossible to focus on the message he was trying to get through to us because he sounded like he was trying to be the real slim shady the entire assembly 😭🤣💀
Bro we had a guy like that too, he was talking about facing our fears and he was so hyperactive he was running around our auditorium and yelling, at one point he started asking who had a fear and telling them to raise their hands and he would go up to them ask them their fear and they would be like “ I’m scared of turning into a mean person” and he would scream about how brave they were and send them to the front of the auditorium and then they all did some power ranger type shit where they fist bumped or something and yelled, and he was SOOO hyper and his eyes were like bloodshot, I think he was on drugs or high or something but like yeah it was crazy
@@JackWortham if I was there I would straight up just die
@@WellZoinks man I didn’t even describe everything that happened he was a total crackhead
One time I had an assembly that was to promote these rings that cost at least 200 bucks or more. And they were like "yeah people are gonna ask you what's on your ring and you can show them what school you went to. Or you can express yourself" shut the fuck up I can express myself better with things that cost way less and are much more noticable. And if I really wanted someone to know which school I went to I would just tell them.
rn i'm in high school about to be a sophomore and i swear every school assembly iv'e been to in high school so far was just me hanging out with my friends or playing games on my phone when the teachers weren't looking
In early high-school in Australia man we had to sit on the dry ass dirty ass floor for an hour listening to merch drops for the school that we couldn't even afford back then, and I came to Australia from Russia so I was mind fucked at first, but then I became used to my lower spine being absolutely grained for an hour, huh maybe that's why I have to go to a chiropractor every third day of the week. What an experience. Also there was this thing that Australians did like a hundred years ago idk called "The stolen generation" thing so we had to say sorry AS A SCHOOL for doing it?? Like bro, I wasn't even there back then, hell, my ancestors were prolly partying out somewhere in Europe, and I still had to join in in the sorrys and shit. Goofy ass schooling system, 3/10 good canteen tho
I hate that "sins of the ancestors" sh/t
TommyNFG is one of or even the most underrated youtuber I hope this guy gets successful thanks for making me laugh bro
underrated? yes. most underrated? not even one of.
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I remember having a anti drug assembly in high school honestly all it sounded like was “Just be careful about how you do drugs just don’t be stupid about it.”
Me in Germany: you have access to the school WiFi?
Bruh German schools are very outdated
When I was in kindergarten I lived in Okinawa and I remember we had an assembly where the school had sumo wrestlers come into the gym and fight elementary kids that went up.
nah cause in my entire middle school experience i had 1 single assembly and it was abt how important trees are and they would give these papers to everybody and i swear on my mama all i did was look around the room with my "pirate binocular" made out of mine and my friend's paper.
"Save the trees!"
Proceeds to hand out paper.
Ironic how they had a "save the trees" assembly and then proceeded to hand out paper to the students.
I remember an assembly in elementary school where a dude would sing a song or bring a bunch of cool birds. In High school a woman would talk about how her nudes were leaked all over the internet
In fifth grade Dav Pilkey, who wrote Captain Underpants and Dog Man came to my school. I don't remember much other than getting a 'letter' that was just a template where some other person wrote my name in a blank, but it was pretty cool to see him.
Also Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton/ the AFV guy) might have come when I was in like 2nd grade for a fundraiser, but my dogshit memory doesn't actually know for sure.
Dav is like the Weird Al of books.
Legit the only school assembly I remember is one where at the time a friend of mine ending up asking the bald guy giving his spiel about his life "Do you use soap or shampoo?"... unfortunately no one laughed.
Banger memory though.
stuff like this does not exist in germany, no school assemblies, no constant telling you to not do drugs. And last time i checked no one was smoking a vape on the bathrooms in my school
Only the 6th graders at my school smoke
I literally once had to sit through a 45 minute assembly about some English project that I didn't do because I didn't take English that year.
At my school there was a sign that said "If you vape you won't wear a cape." With superman on it so goofy
Pep rally’s were wild though I know most schools have their tradition or ritual they do during the rallies and my school did a cheer off where if whatever class cheered the loudest the winning class picked someone to run while carry a stick around the gym. But like 9/10 it was always the senior class who’d won. I’ve only been to like 6 rallies and then dropped out during sophomore cause fuck that school but it was wild.
i remember our weekly psa would always be during our sport session and we only ended up doing like 4 sport sessions the entire year
The best assembly we had at school was when a guy who wrote comics from marvel came and showed us how to draw and stuff. And I was one of the lucky few who got a signed hulk drawing from him. It was a good day