Why are Submarines Black and Cruise Ships White?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @NotWhatYouThink
    @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +3185

    Submarines are black, but sometimes they're blue
    We're "Not What You Think", thanks for watching through!

    • @yoshibutkagekira7899
      @yoshibutkagekira7899 3 года назад +15

      Cool

    • @matteotivan3414
      @matteotivan3414 3 года назад +173

      Submarines are black, but sometimes they're blue
      I wrote this awful poem
      Because I love you

    • @ВасилийПупкин-ф7е
      @ВасилийПупкин-ф7е 3 года назад +9

      Why F-22 doesnt have helmet display system and AIM-9X?

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 3 года назад +7

      Hey, I was wondering if you can do one video of something Chinese military, like a facts video. Do you know what I mean?

    • @matteocapelli9139
      @matteocapelli9139 3 года назад +21

      What about the yellow one we all live in?

  • @vibing8674
    @vibing8674 3 года назад +4715

    I like how you spent aprox 5 minutes explaining why submarines are black, but it just took you 10 seconds to explain why cruise ships are white.
    Great video :)

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +688

      Only if everything was as simple as cruise ships being white!

    • @vibing8674
      @vibing8674 3 года назад +59

      @@NotWhatYouThink hahaha you always have to leave the best for the end

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 3 года назад +26

      @@vibing8674 Cruise ships (and passenger planes) being painted white is somewhat common knowledge. I had no idea why submarines were painted that color. I suspected it was because of camouflage but if that were the case, it wouldn't have been worth making this video.

    • @vibing8674
      @vibing8674 3 года назад +8

      @@Elthenar I wasn't criticizing in any way, actually I didnt know myself why they were painted that way, I just found it funny the effort he took to explain us why the were painted that way.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 3 года назад +2

      @@vibing8674 I wasn't trying to roast you. I was just explaining why the video caught me eye. It asked an obvious question and one I didn't realize I had clue as to the answer.

  • @clarkdaryllomasdang6520
    @clarkdaryllomasdang6520 3 года назад +12914

    The cruise ship needs to be white so the other iceberg think it's just another iceberg and not sink it like the Titanic

    • @BenedictF79B
      @BenedictF79B 3 года назад +166

      Lmao

    • @seven811
      @seven811 3 года назад +64

      Lol!

    • @DEEZ_N4T
      @DEEZ_N4T 3 года назад +158

      Big brain move

    • @leoau3026
      @leoau3026 3 года назад +196

      Obviously Titanic builder didn't understand this "principle" at the time. LOL.

    • @seven811
      @seven811 3 года назад +5

      Woooooosh

  • @tibetkl
    @tibetkl 3 года назад +1157

    I love how he talked about submarines for more than 6 minutes and explained the reason for white color in cruise ships in only like 5 seconds

    • @comit8077
      @comit8077 3 года назад +52

      I came for submarines
      I am happy

    • @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945
      @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945 3 года назад +32

      I mean, atleast he got to the point instead of padding it out for 30 minutes

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 года назад +5

      Well a cruise ship is white because well it looks much better

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 3 года назад +4

      So would a Cruise Ship Submarine look like a Zebra?

    • @sq_z
      @sq_z 3 года назад

      Stolen

  • @michaelm1
    @michaelm1 3 года назад +3540

    Weps: "The torpedoes won't fire, sir!"
    Captn: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    • @jamiepetrakovitz4238
      @jamiepetrakovitz4238 3 года назад +128

      Control, Alt, Delete!!

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 года назад +73

      Torpedo: *Red when armed*
      That one guy: *slaps the torpedo*

    • @4RNL
      @4RNL 3 года назад +27

      Alt F4

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 3 года назад +12

      Weps: “Sir, I think our torpedoes are out of battery”

    • @notarmchairhistorian7779
      @notarmchairhistorian7779 3 года назад +23

      "Barnacles!"
      "Stop cussing like them spongbob characters."
      "No sir. The torpedo hatch is has been locked shut by barnacles!"

  • @danbuel6790
    @danbuel6790 3 года назад +2284

    Submarine: is just chilling under the water
    Random Axis plane: That’s one big ass shark

    • @TheIroncladResearcher
      @TheIroncladResearcher 3 года назад +43

      Lmao. I'm dying.

    • @CAPTAIN-xj5dd
      @CAPTAIN-xj5dd 3 года назад +4

      🤬🤬

    • @ncpdswordshielddivision2240
      @ncpdswordshielddivision2240 3 года назад +54

      _why does the shark have A big ass_

    • @ambassadorofreee3859
      @ambassadorofreee3859 3 года назад +31

      @@ncpdswordshielddivision2240 Because it's a big ass shark. It's like asking why does a hammerhead shark have a hammerhead :D

    • @LanaaAmor
      @LanaaAmor 3 года назад +40

      Or does it? Let's say hypothetically, the submarine has a big ass, implying that them thangs be clappin underwater when being stealthy, so not so stealthy anymore now is it? You claim the submarine has a big ass, but say it's stealthy. curious.

  • @ShedinnHobbies
    @ShedinnHobbies 3 года назад +1677

    Imagine making subs so stealthy that they literally don’t notice until they run into each other.

    • @JoshuaNicoll
      @JoshuaNicoll 3 года назад +63

      They still didn't find out what happened until a little after wards.

    • @vic5594
      @vic5594 3 года назад +127

      The French drive their submarines exactly the same way they drive their cars, they're probably covered in dents from many minor accidents

    • @adityasharmaleet7647
      @adityasharmaleet7647 3 года назад +14

      SONAR is 10 steps ahead of your comment.

    • @swaroophegde5831
      @swaroophegde5831 3 года назад +9

      @@vic5594 I'm not familiar with the intricacies of French driving - How do they drive??

    • @tiznr2194
      @tiznr2194 3 года назад +1

      @@JoshuaNicoll witpyeiietuwtet

  • @tubularificationed
    @tubularificationed 3 года назад +3342

    Why is Windows' blue screen blue? because it happened so often back then, in the long run, blue helped to reduce the growth of a bionic film of moss on your monitor.

    • @leandrotijink
      @leandrotijink 3 года назад +196

      @@FanofDocumentaries They didn't. It's only black on internal builds, such as internal Win8 builds. Insider builds use orange and green, and public releases use blue.

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 3 года назад +4

      No wait really?

    • @TheDeepDiveLLC
      @TheDeepDiveLLC 3 года назад +11

      I feel sarcasm

    • @jgtrx
      @jgtrx 3 года назад +1

      @@TheDeepDiveLLC nope

    • @yourdrummer2034
      @yourdrummer2034 3 года назад +15

      It's true. I read it on the internet. The Internet that's on the computers nowadays..

  • @___Me_
    @___Me_ 3 года назад +626

    "Destroyer dead ahead!, Dive, Dive,Dive!"
    Sub: this action will submerge the vessel, are you sure?
    -- OK! OK! now dive!---
    Sub: periscope is not yet extended and prevents dive.exe from loading, extend periscope?
    -YEEESS!
    Periscope is in use or not responding. Wait for it to respond?
    --NOOO! End periscope task!
    An unforeseen error has occured and windows needs to close.
    ---Aaaaah!
    ...2 minutes later....
    Windows could not find a suitable driver for the unknown device 'Balast tank', search the net fore drivers?

    • @romanpogorelov6620
      @romanpogorelov6620 3 года назад +26

      Fucking operating system lmfao

    • @baddev2720
      @baddev2720 3 года назад +2

      What the fuj ??

    • @reljin2
      @reljin2 3 года назад +53

      Clippy appears. "It looks like you are trying to avoid a destroyer, would you like some help with that?"

    • @VI-pp4jo
      @VI-pp4jo 3 года назад

      Yes, I would like to join. Where do I sign.

    • @mrxsatyr8459
      @mrxsatyr8459 3 года назад +5

      Windows requires an update. Update and shutdown or update and restart?
      -WHY ARE THESE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS

  • @Duraganthelion
    @Duraganthelion 2 года назад +45

    I learned something interesting about ocean liners in the past: Back when they were mostly powered by coal, the hulls of liners were painted black to hide coal marks and coal dust that would often get onto the ships during refuelling, so the black paint was made to hide this to make them looks more attractive to customers. When oil started being used more often, they kept the black colour for the longest time since it was more or less seen as a common sight for liners to be black, but once cruise ships started taking over along with the white colours being easier to keep them cooler with white reflecting the heat from them, black hull ships for the most part went out of style.

  • @kizune9759
    @kizune9759 3 года назад +5673

    I really thought he forgot to explain why cruise ships painted in white🤣🤣🤣 but he explains in just a few seconds 🤣🤣

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +1053

      We almost forgot about the cruise ships, almost 😉

    • @deepakmadhukar28
      @deepakmadhukar28 3 года назад +160

      Not what u think

    • @easyaeronautics8554
      @easyaeronautics8554 3 года назад +157

      That's not funny its hilarious

    • @kamal92606
      @kamal92606 3 года назад +19

      @@NotWhatYouThink 🤣🤣🤣

    • @boldaphidgaming9089
      @boldaphidgaming9089 3 года назад +64

      @Saved By Jesus Dude... we just want to watch some RUclips videos, not copypasta conspiracies.

  • @deanhankio6304
    @deanhankio6304 3 года назад +2457

    Finally they ended up with fluorescent pink "our enemies would never imagine this pink stuff is a submarine". Clever !

    • @RealHankShill
      @RealHankShill 3 года назад +192

      I painted my snow shovel fluorescent pink so that no one would steal it, cause no one wants a pink shovel. It worked. Perhaps thats something the Navy should consider.

    • @ghost307
      @ghost307 3 года назад +25

      I loved that old movie.

    • @mastrblckhwk
      @mastrblckhwk 3 года назад +26

      Pink submarines can sink trucks iv never seen a black one do that

    • @spot1401
      @spot1401 3 года назад +34

      I would go for brown and make it look like an enormous turd from the plane

    • @ericschafer8431
      @ericschafer8431 3 года назад +27

      In the second world war II the sas actually painted their Jeeps pink so they were better camouflaged in the desert.

  • @rexlee3710
    @rexlee3710 2 года назад +8

    As a young man, I worked for a Ashland Chemical company facility making Carbon Black. It is basically soot from burning oil in a furnace. I knew it was used to make rubber tires stronger but didn’t know about submarines. Thanks for the info.

  • @casekocsk
    @casekocsk 3 года назад +546

    Submarine colliding with each other
    Submarine A: It's my fault, it's because I'm too silent...
    Submarine B: nah, gotta be my mistake, because I'm too good...

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +157

      British and French submarines may confess to being mistaken/at fault, but only Canadian submarines apologize!

    • @noknowncomorbidities
      @noknowncomorbidities 3 года назад +12

      @@NotWhatYouThink French submarines should be white by that logic(French surrender easily)

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад +7

      @@noknowncomorbidities you do realise the French had more wars then just the second world war?

    • @Alvah37
      @Alvah37 3 года назад +6

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 you do realize he made a joke?

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад +3

      @@Alvah37 you do realise the joke has been made ten times for every French soldier that surrendered?

  • @Ezera-hq8wr
    @Ezera-hq8wr 3 года назад +104

    I really love the 6 minute and 49 seconds worth of explanation of why submarines are black and then the 12 second explanation of why cruise ships are white. gotta love the professional work this man is doing lmfao.

  • @jonaselze9316
    @jonaselze9316 3 года назад +182

    the carbon powder in car tyres is also used to make them electrical conductcive and thereby ground the vehicle. Otherwise you would get a slap everytime you leave or enter the car from the static electricity built up by the Tyre/Road and wind friction during driving.

    • @rosswoolley2854
      @rosswoolley2854 3 года назад +45

      I've been slapped a few times as well while driving the car! Like when you turn down the wrong street, the wife leans over and slaps me one right across the face. Just not sure which type of slap hurts the most though!

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 3 года назад +7

      Thats wrong. I've gotten static shocks when leaving a car

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 3 года назад +12

      Rykehuss: You are right, I also got some little Tingling in my fingers when I touched the wrong car door at the wrong time. But there were tests with Cars with carbon-free tyres wih ended up letting people lose consciusness, so the grounding might not be perfect (But nobody can really expect that. e rubber-carbon mixture is no copper wire after all). And also: Sometimes you might be the one wearing the sythetic pullover and being electrically charged, so don't wonder if you get a shock by touching something.

    • @bikersoncall
      @bikersoncall 3 года назад +1

      Jonas, then why do they tell you a car is the
      safest place in a lightning storm?
      I haven't checked, but I have big doubts that
      if you put a multi meter continuity tester on
      good tread to car frame etc , you'll get a good
      connection.

    • @1985230ce
      @1985230ce 3 года назад +2

      Apparently not all tires have this. Twenty years ago I got new tires and would get the most horrible shock when exiting the car. They were an off brand tires I bought because they were cheaper than the others. Got rid of them quickly.

  • @koonelos
    @koonelos 3 года назад +972

    Shit, that Blue Screen Of Death almost gave me a heart attack

  • @RFC-3514
    @RFC-3514 2 года назад +14

    3:17 - This is a well-known issue. Submarines are basically invisible to passive sonar when moving directly towards that sonar, because the whole body of the submarine blocks the noise of its engines. It can happen regardless of the tiles. And, even with the anechoic tiles, if the submarines were approaching at an angle, their passive sonar would have detected the other's engine noise.

  • @moritzzaliukas5071
    @moritzzaliukas5071 3 года назад +275

    That Windows Sound still scares me to Death...

    • @giantfisher
      @giantfisher 3 года назад +8

      Those of us who saw this video are now in an excusive club: We have all simultaneously died laughing while having a heart attack.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 3 года назад

      I learned to make sure to turn off the speakers before powering it up

    • @jasonmeador7861
      @jasonmeador7861 2 года назад

      About 1 am mom's pissed lol

  • @frank8534
    @frank8534 3 года назад +384

    Commander: we have to paint the submarine again...
    Crew: dammit

    • @deh6724
      @deh6724 3 года назад +6

      Bru you have no idea, glad af I'm not deck div

    • @fcgHenden
      @fcgHenden 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact: cargo ships get repainted non-stop... Almost. Deck crew ftw!

    • @spot1401
      @spot1401 3 года назад +11

      but sir, last night you told me that once you go black, you never.... "see me in my quaters in five, sailior!"

    • @HaussPray
      @HaussPray 3 года назад +2

      @@deh6724 Every f****** in-port period.....it's unending. Made even worse when those damn needle guns keep falling apart.

    • @ssmt2
      @ssmt2 3 года назад +1

      @@HaussPray Spoken like someone that has spent time in Deck Div.

  • @WhatsMikeUpTo
    @WhatsMikeUpTo 2 года назад +1

    Wow. The quality of your videos are always top notch. Where some other YT channels are satisfied with half assed “research” yours alway go deep and have real substance behind them. Also the humor and the video material and editing is super good too. Keep it up!

  • @steamraptor420
    @steamraptor420 3 года назад +1051

    why subs are black, science, why cruise ships are white, money. no surprise there

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +135

      Exactly!

    • @Archistrategos11
      @Archistrategos11 3 года назад +119

      I mean to be fair it is still science. Just applied to save money :P

    • @AaaBbb-ff1pn
      @AaaBbb-ff1pn 3 года назад +35

      old cruise ship were black to avoid to keep repainting them due to dark coal dust

    • @scythelord
      @scythelord 3 года назад +5

      That plus white looks better.

    • @sarge6870
      @sarge6870 3 года назад +23

      @@idontcare7961 And what does that have to do with the video????

  • @mrt1r
    @mrt1r 3 года назад +113

    So, a couple of corrections for you. The US Navy was using the rubber tiles prior to the 80s. Also, we do paint the tiles black. And the red antifouling paint is no longer used. They formulated a black antifouling paint.

    • @nippleflexer3630
      @nippleflexer3630 3 года назад +8

      He still explained why they were at some point red

    • @mythmurzin
      @mythmurzin 2 года назад +4

      also, they are not purely rubber. they are a rubber-ceramic mix. and the hull is a ceramic-metal alloy.

    • @mrt1r
      @mrt1r 2 года назад

      @@mythmurzin The exact composition of the tiles is classified but they are rubber. The hull is HY-80 steel.

  • @AnIdiotOnTwoWheels
    @AnIdiotOnTwoWheels 3 года назад +15

    Also: cruise ships *used to* be black because they used coal and the black paint was hiding the coal traces

  • @ajitengr
    @ajitengr 3 года назад +306

    Painters: How many times do we need to repaint this damn thing.
    Scientists: YES !

    • @toddhercules1885
      @toddhercules1885 3 года назад +2

      It was scientifically decided once. How many times do we need to explain this to morons. Apparently you just keep popping up.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +1

      lolol

    • @cameronboyle1357
      @cameronboyle1357 3 года назад +1

      @@toddhercules1885 calm down

  • @Tomyironmane
    @Tomyironmane 3 года назад +541

    You know, I thought "Don't put windows on a submarine" would have been common sense.

    • @brettaugustine1564
      @brettaugustine1564 3 года назад +4

      Hahahaha 👍

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 года назад +6

      LOL! Good one!

    • @nigelliam153
      @nigelliam153 3 года назад +19

      The reason the Royal Australian Navy doesn't have subs anymore is because they fitted flyscreens to the windows!

    • @Tulin258
      @Tulin258 3 года назад +13

      @@nigelliam153 they have to keep the water flies out some way

    • @bogbrush999
      @bogbrush999 3 года назад +2

      Why not ? The Trieste a submersible reached 10K metres in the Mariana Trench and it had a window (of sorts).

  • @capncook2006
    @capncook2006 3 года назад +33

    1:06 Who would've thought that the best color to camouflage with in water was blue? Maybe everybody ever.

    • @capncook2006
      @capncook2006 3 года назад +2

      @QKe is it really?

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад +1

      @QKe Water is blue for a similar reason to the sky being blue. Because our atmosphere reflects more blue light than any other, at least until sunset when the angle and intensity of the sun starts to change, iirc.

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone 3 года назад +55

    The "Yellow Submarine" of beatles is about the US military experiment about what colors to use in their subs

    • @spot1401
      @spot1401 3 года назад +3

      they made the crew sing how they were all still alive. human guinea pigs. sick.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад

      Research submarines are painted yellow for the exact opposite reason that military submarines are black. So they can be seen easily.

  • @alexnowis2468
    @alexnowis2468 3 года назад +59

    The Microsoft Blue Screen of death was absolutely hilarious, thanks for putting that in! 😂😂

  • @craigpaulson3503
    @craigpaulson3503 2 года назад

    I could listen to this guy talk all day long. One of the best channels on RUclips.

  • @sailorgeer
    @sailorgeer 3 года назад +250

    I don’t often laugh out loud watching videos but the Blue Screen of Death did it for me, twice 😆

    • @brett4264
      @brett4264 3 года назад +6

      Same here! A good belly laugh both times. I'm amazed how those sounds still totally got my attention and instantly caused a small rush of adrenaline. I'm still breathing a little faster than normal. And it's been well over two decades since I experienced the real thing.

    • @db-zc9xv
      @db-zc9xv 3 года назад +2

      Windows? That's OK. Screen doors? Not so much

    • @BatMan-xr8gg
      @BatMan-xr8gg 3 года назад +1

      @@brett4264 When the first one came up, I actually thought it was my computer...lol...then I caught on.

  • @simsesworkshop1546
    @simsesworkshop1546 3 года назад +674

    Rest in peace to the 53 sailors on the Indonesian submarine that sank

    • @kunkka5491
      @kunkka5491 3 года назад +13

      It crashed. All are dead.

    • @lucasdunn2717
      @lucasdunn2717 3 года назад +22

      Crashed not sank subs are supposed to sink

    • @plant5875
      @plant5875 3 года назад +54

      @@kunkka5491 Be respectful .

    • @plant5875
      @plant5875 3 года назад +93

      @@lucasdunn2717 It didn't crash anything, it just sank.
      Submarine are supposed to _dive_ , not sink

    • @Pandeyziii123
      @Pandeyziii123 3 года назад +4

      One question...I think all submarines carry dangerous missile ...and powder......didn't it blast?

  • @iforgotmyname5868
    @iforgotmyname5868 2 года назад +4

    I love this video so much because my grandpa was in the navy and one of the things he told me mainly because I asked him was why submarines were black and he told me that is wasn't actually a paint and that it helped with them not being detected as well by sonar and chances are he told me about the sound part I just don't remember because I was only 10 at the time but he passed away in 2016 and I miss him everyday because he was the only person close to a dad I had

  • @walterengler5709
    @walterengler5709 3 года назад +180

    Why are Submarines Black? Because the sailors were upset at being laughed at when the subs were painted pink.

    • @frostyrobot7689
      @frostyrobot7689 3 года назад +8

      There's a film about that ....

    • @walterengler5709
      @walterengler5709 3 года назад +8

      @@frostyrobot7689 And while the humor is light compared to the movies today, it's still a good film.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад +4

      @@frostyrobot7689 And a show, "Operation Petticoat"

    • @frostyrobot7689
      @frostyrobot7689 3 года назад +3

      @@MonkeyJedi99 Bingo !

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 года назад +1

      @@MonkeyJedi99 lmao a true classic that shows an early Philippines, which is rare in films as a Filipino myself

  • @steamraptor420
    @steamraptor420 3 года назад +41

    I love these videos, you are growing so fast!!! hope you get 1 mil by the end of the year

  • @AnnieVanAuken
    @AnnieVanAuken 2 года назад +1

    I once ran a Banbury master mixing unit, the massive oven at a tire factory that cooks all the ingredients to create rubber.
    The material described here as carbon black is, in the industry, called lamp black.

  • @martrf9620
    @martrf9620 3 года назад +55

    Tires can be made without carbon black, using silica as a filler. However the non black silica tires were not selling as good as usual black tires. Nowadays most tires companies could manufacture tire without carbon black but still a tiny fraction is added (a few percents) to keep the tire black for customers.

    • @tioa.p.1058
      @tioa.p.1058 3 года назад +1

      why not use carbon as the main filler again?

    • @martrf9620
      @martrf9620 3 года назад +11

      @@tioa.p.1058 Silica gives better mechanical performances to the tire, for instance a lower rolling resistance which is a good asset to reduce fuel consumption

    • @tioa.p.1058
      @tioa.p.1058 3 года назад +5

      @@martrf9620 owhh, thanks for reply bro, can i get some article/journal about using silica as a tire filler?

  • @kekovskigeronimothehero8514
    @kekovskigeronimothehero8514 3 года назад +161

    the jokes are really good, keep them coming!

    • @hiddenrunner9259
      @hiddenrunner9259 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. I had a bad day, i cant stop smiling while watching the video because of the jokes

  • @stevedickson5853
    @stevedickson5853 3 года назад +1

    Love how the cruise 🛳 ship colour segment lasted about 3 seconds at the end lol, still good info on the Subs

  • @reeftheroamer
    @reeftheroamer 3 года назад +35

    My Gramps used to work at the vickers shipyard where the British subs were made and he told me a story before he passed about 2 lads who he worked with that ended up going to prison. They stole some of the rubber tiles and not realising that the phones were tapped called the soviet embassy to attempt to sell them. Hahaha rip Gramps x

  • @typicalraptor6463
    @typicalraptor6463 3 года назад +792

    “Sir”
    “yes”
    “we crashed”
    “into what”
    “another sub”
    “where is it”
    “no idea sir”
    “then find out”
    “we can’t sir”
    “why not”
    “beca-“
    *INSERT WINDOWS SHUTDOWN NOISES*
    Edit: Added new lines because some privileged roblox kid was crying about the detrimental issue that is the formatting of a satire youtube comment. Hope this pleases you Kaptain Kub.

    • @ratte7640
      @ratte7640 3 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 3 года назад +8

      Learn how to use new lines

    • @thomas.leitner
      @thomas.leitner 3 года назад +43

      @@luftkadettarchives6387 I guess that does not really solve your actual issue, does it? It's no shame to talk to teachers. Dominating others does not really solve mental stress..

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 3 года назад +6

      @@thomas.leitner What? are you high or something?

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 3 года назад +5

      @@thomas.leitner What has that got to do with anything?

  • @achi-baba
    @achi-baba 2 года назад +3

    As a submariner, I like how I had to go to RUclips to frigure out why the bottoms are red. Another cool fact about the tiles is how they need to resist and repel Cookie-Cutter Sharks, that would otherwise chew into them and allow for easier counter detection and corrosion of the hull.

  • @gamingboonboon087
    @gamingboonboon087 3 года назад +44

    I like it how you just talk about a whole paragraph about submarines. But with cruise ships, you just talk with a few words 🤣

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 3 года назад +1

      How long do you think a paragraph is?

  • @MiJi_29
    @MiJi_29 3 года назад +321

    Why Submarine Black: **explaining 6 minutes straight**
    Why Cruiser Ship White: **literally 10 seconds with error**
    Whoa there. That's racishipt

  • @Sagittarius-A-Star
    @Sagittarius-A-Star 3 года назад +4

    I remember that around 1996 a colleague told me that the US Navy switched their communications - or something like that - to Windows NT.
    We both shook our heads.
    About one or two years later on the news: The US Navy lost contact to their submarines etc..
    Can anyone believe that?

  • @CodyRushDriving
    @CodyRushDriving 3 года назад +32

    I legit got a bluescreen in the first 30 seconds of this video by coincidence, so when your bluescreen popped up at around 2:30 I thought I got another one for a second. Nice.

    • @SnoopyDoofie
      @SnoopyDoofie 3 года назад +3

      Still running Windows 95? What a loyal fan.

  • @darthkek1953
    @darthkek1953 3 года назад +6

    Cruise ships are not ONLY white because of reflection, there are many pale/lighter colours that could be used that reflect sunlight more than sufficiently for the job. However, when such a ship is cleaned in strong sunlight water evaporates so quickly visible white streaks are left making it a much, much longer job to both clean the ship and clean the streaks from a coloured hull (you don't need to on a white hull, they're invisible). Cleaning a large coloured ship is an exponentially more time intensive task than cleaning a white one. Look at superyachts being cleaned, both white and non-white. The non-white ones take much longer and more staff to clean than white ones of the same size.

  • @tompepper4789
    @tompepper4789 2 года назад

    Loved how you integrated the BSOD sound in your video.

  • @scifidino5022
    @scifidino5022 3 года назад +22

    Anotherone of those bluescreen jokes appear: *calm*
    You don't see the NotWhatYouThink picture in the bottom right corner anymore: *panic*

  • @aotoda486
    @aotoda486 3 года назад +10

    Thank you, I love these videos! Really do :) you're capturing an audience in high quality naval information that doesn't really already exist on RUclips (well there's also Casual Navigation but he's more civilian-maritime focused), so the field is yours!

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +6

      We appreciate your kind words, John ☺️
      We have said on numerous occasions that quality content makes for quality audience, and we are very happy to see it’s working out that way.

  • @terrybreed8798
    @terrybreed8798 2 года назад +1

    I'd like to add on to the fact that submarines were once surface vessels. Submarines were primarily surface ships because before nuclear technology, we were still stuck in the diesel engine era. But subs are meant to be electric because if they ran on diesel underwater, they would either be flooding the exhaust pipe and severely damaging the engines, or if not, giving away their location through gas emissions. So they run on battery, which can only power any vessel for so long, so boats use generators. These generators are what helps charge the batteries in the vessel and apply power throughout the whole ship at the same time so they can operate the motors that turn the screws (propellars), radar equipment, sonar equipment, maybe some kitchen stoves, and all the lights. This means subs need to *generate* electricity while running on *limited* electricity which is physically impossible. So a solution to this was to use 4 engines. The first two run on diesel and are used to input electricity into the generators. The second set of engines's the same except it runs on electricity stored within the batteries, these engines function the same way but are ONLY used when submerged. These limited batteries provide enough electricity to stay submerged for about 24 hours, and with that being said they *need* to surface or they'll just be out of power in the water. And thus has made 1940 and earlier submarine designs primarily surface vessels. Please note that this information isn't going to be spot on because most of my information was gathered off the internet since I'm a curious being with a fashion for submarines.

  • @avranilhazra7217
    @avranilhazra7217 3 года назад +31

    The ending was really amazing and unexpected!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fredricksimen
    @fredricksimen 3 года назад +15

    I was really curious about how implementing Windows-based control software worked out!
    At 2:25 - 2:28 I choked on my coffee.

  • @reidleblanc3140
    @reidleblanc3140 2 года назад

    I thought this would be one of those channels that puts in a ton of filler to make the video longer and it is, but in the rare good way where that filler is also interesting information

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger 3 года назад +65

    This rates a thumbs up just for the Windows jokes!

  • @braxtonferrell7982
    @braxtonferrell7982 3 года назад +22

    Brings a whole new meaning to Rolling Stones “paint it black”

  • @marvinberwart
    @marvinberwart 2 года назад

    The reason for tire rubber being black is also the result of the process of vulcanisation...
    For the rest, great and instructive video.

  • @noobthor9996
    @noobthor9996 3 года назад +4

    I found this channel on 2k subscribers. now it's 146k and I'm a regular viewer. keep going ❤️❤️

  • @kasandabright539
    @kasandabright539 3 года назад +6

    That hides them in the background of sea and sky - makes them more difficult to notice from other ships and airplanes. However, they do not become invisible. The main object of this camouflage is to mask the silhouette of the ship, making identification and calculations of distance more difficult.

  • @clintonj.johnson9879
    @clintonj.johnson9879 3 года назад +130

    Investing is buying yourself a better future you don't have to work hard.

  • @NYCamper62
    @NYCamper62 3 года назад +4

    As a long time past user of NT, 2000 & XP I can appreciate your references.

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 3 года назад +63

    god damn that blue screen part gives me severe PTSD

  • @aaronstestlab
    @aaronstestlab 3 года назад +1

    of course there was a government study to determine that blue was the best color to camouflage something in blue water

  • @HenrikMyrhaug
    @HenrikMyrhaug 3 года назад +29

    I love how you spend minutes on the history and functionality of colors of submarines, then take 3 seconds to explain why cruise ships are white!

  • @Coudy_the_Cat
    @Coudy_the_Cat 3 года назад +53

    The windows just had me dead 🤣

  • @mr.dikkens
    @mr.dikkens 2 года назад

    thanks for this, a little wiser with random facts everyday and i love it

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 3 года назад +54

    0:54
    thousands of man hours and millions of dollars to find out that the best color to camouflage yourself in water.... Is the color of water.

    • @codynichols411
      @codynichols411 3 года назад +1

      Yeah then you're like oh that wears out too quick

    • @jamesloll4601
      @jamesloll4601 3 года назад

      You do realize water is actually clear right? The blue you see in the ocean is the blue of the sky. Hugh... I don't think 'clear' paint would be a good idea at all... LOL But the ocean is lots of colors too depending on the weather, quality of sunlight and how much organic life (mostly algae) in it. Sometime the ocean looks green, grey, white with foam or waves with caps as air mixes into it. Even red sometime if a certain bacteria (or was it also an algae?) that thrives in water with very low oxygen levels. It's where the term 'Red Tide' came from. Same note... that water is lethal to all oxygen breathing creatures, including us, the fish or just about anything else. If our sky were to somehow turn yellow? Don't be surprised if our ocean looks like a sea of piss! lol And it's deep color? Go down deep enough even sunlight stops penetrating the depths of the ocean if you go far enough. So fill up a glass and add some salt. What color is it? That is the actual color of most of our ocean's salt water too, just depends what is in it and in what consecration that can change it's general color but it isn't the water itself.

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesloll4601 tldr
      Water is blue. Pure water is a very pale blue. The ocean reflects the sky, but is also it's water content is intrinsically blue.
      What a weird thing to trigger a rant, particularly when incorrect. I'd suggest looking stuff up before dedicating such a text wall to nitpicking.

    • @shiveshsingh3169
      @shiveshsingh3169 3 года назад +1

      @@KappaKiller108 Then why the water I pour into my glass transparent? It should be blue like a cocktail or something, if I am following your logic..

    • @andriklamenov151
      @andriklamenov151 3 года назад

      @@shiveshsingh3169 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_water

  • @jacobpalmer9247
    @jacobpalmer9247 3 года назад +5

    BSOD, Windows jokes, and scientific references in description...... Subscription earned!

  • @bobboberson2024
    @bobboberson2024 2 года назад

    LOL... The Microsoft bit is hilarious. Of course, white tires show wear and are aesthetically unappealing. Another great post, NWYT!!

  • @ItsJamMan
    @ItsJamMan 3 года назад +8

    The World: Submarines are black
    The Beatles: *hOlD oN a SeCoNd*

  • @je6874
    @je6874 3 года назад +52

    3:46 - did some of the anechoic tiles fall off?!

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +14

      Yes exactly.

    • @ratte7640
      @ratte7640 3 года назад

      @@NotWhatYouThink Where and what part

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 года назад +3

      @@ratte7640 look at the bottom left of your screen at 3:46 to red pieces are visible
      That’s where the tiles would be

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 3 года назад +6

      @@cowerdnerddespacito9518 Interestingly enough, the UK’s Defence Science and Technology Laboratory refused to share British anechoic tiling technology with the Australians, so our clever cousins Down Under decided that their Defence Science and Technology Organisation should research and develop their own for the Collins-class submarine. This they managed quite successfully, and for some reason, the epoxy compound they used to glue them to their submarines seems to be far better; I’ve not yet seen a single photograph of Australian submarines missing any tiles in spite of the fact that their submarines deploy through far more diverse - therefore, far more wearing - maritime environments. To my knowledge, the Australians haven’t shared this secret with the UK. The Irony Strikes Back.

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 года назад +1

      @@feliscorax that’s nice to know!

  • @Hurricill
    @Hurricill 3 года назад +1

    With modern technology its possible to produce rubber in nearly every color. For example you could color tyres in nearly every color and it only influeces the durability just a bit, not like back in the days when there was a big influence.

  • @giovanniperez940
    @giovanniperez940 3 года назад +6

    I love that abrupt end lmao

  • @lucaswallace7476
    @lucaswallace7476 3 года назад +6

    Carbon black: exists.
    Apple: Am gonna pretend i didint sea that

  • @richarda996
    @richarda996 3 года назад +4

    Original white rubber deteriorates quickly in natural sunlight. Adding carbon black extends the life of the rubber.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 3 года назад

      That was what he said.

  • @regresspiral
    @regresspiral 3 года назад +25

    Burst out laughing at the BSOD

  • @clark9992
    @clark9992 3 года назад +10

    Huh. Turns out "why submarines are black" is EXACTLY what I thought.

  • @silasortiz3407
    @silasortiz3407 2 года назад

    Excellent explanation, so complete and simple. My congratulations and gratitude

  • @spot1401
    @spot1401 3 года назад +7

    north korean accent (whatever that is): "green is...new black!!"

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 года назад

      Probably similar to South Korean accent

  • @claudesmoot1880
    @claudesmoot1880 3 года назад +10

    That ending is hilarious 😂

  • @44hawk28
    @44hawk28 2 года назад +1

    Another advantage of the holes in the coating on the submarine is that it provides a laminar flow of the water over the submarine as it cuts through the water. Same reason a dimpled golf ball flies farther than a golf ball without dimples. Natural rubber is also quite, it has to be dyed to be black

    • @TechChariot
      @TechChariot 2 года назад

      Not at all. The viscous drag force associated with laminar flow is actually higher than turbulent flow for the same Reynold's number. In the case of the golf ball, a rough surface trips what would be laminar flow making it turbulent, reducing viscous drag and increasing the distance the ball travels on it's own momentum

  • @Rico11b
    @Rico11b 3 года назад +3

    OMG that was funny. The BSD at the very end had me rolling on the floor laughing. :)

  • @anghari8409
    @anghari8409 3 года назад +5

    I'm really satisfied with the explanation on why ships painted white..LOL

  • @depotmsa2362
    @depotmsa2362 2 года назад +1

    hahah the windows sounds breaking down killed me ! lol

  • @noknowncomorbidities
    @noknowncomorbidities 3 года назад +13

    The stealthy submarines actually have Linux.

  • @bluegizmo1983
    @bluegizmo1983 3 года назад +4

    Lol I love the windows BSOD flashes

  • @JamesSamples
    @JamesSamples 3 года назад

    Good Video! A lot of extra information! I never even wondered why tires are black when rubber is white. I should have wondered about that one.

  • @josephwennerlund5075
    @josephwennerlund5075 3 года назад +8

    “The end just” lol

  • @frankblock3484
    @frankblock3484 3 года назад +6

    So funny every time I heard the Microsoft crash 😂😂😂

  • @melee-dexterdexterious2878
    @melee-dexterdexterious2878 2 года назад

    windows's blue screen of death, one legendary trait that put in effect to all version of windows since windows 3.11 up to windows 10.. talking about inheritance..
    albeit switched on different intensity ...
    cannot say about windows 11, still spent my leisure time mostly with windows 10

  • @legend00q
    @legend00q 3 года назад +15

    submarines are painted black cause they can avoid cops underwater

  • @許進曾
    @許進曾 3 года назад +7

    So because since window xp have blue screen, it is logical to paint the first ship that use window xp blue.

    • @taylorh.3484
      @taylorh.3484 3 года назад

      BSOD:
      Blue Screen of Death
      Blue Sub of Death

    • @許進曾
      @許進曾 3 года назад

      @@taylorh.3484 good name for a sub.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 2 года назад

    3:23 Okay but that happened because passive sonar is not used for that purpose.
    Passive sonar is for keeping an ear out for noises, and submarines dont make much noise, with or without the tiles.
    Active sonar is actually for 'looking around'

  • @sneakyguy8819
    @sneakyguy8819 3 года назад +4

    Drinking game: take a sip/shot whenever he says a color.

    • @kymab.5172
      @kymab.5172 3 года назад

      That's like saying, "take a shot every time you hear a number in math class"

    • @whosthetank777
      @whosthetank777 3 года назад

      i di dju it 3iwth i did witsvedak dvodka svadka. fuck scedka FUK svedka VODKA I Did itr

  • @pepto843
    @pepto843 3 года назад +16

    I like how he thinks “Steele blue” pronounced as steel blue, is pronounced as steely

    • @StoneGone
      @StoneGone 3 года назад +2

      English is probably his second language

  • @alejandrogorostiza1197
    @alejandrogorostiza1197 3 года назад

    Keep being funny!🤣 and providing me and my 9yr old son with fascinating information!
    Thank you!👍🏾

  • @danielvass4638
    @danielvass4638 3 года назад +25

    if you dont want to waste your time with totally unimportant things:
    The submarines are black because they use carbon black reinforced rubber, and it's black.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 3 года назад

      This is an education channel. If he just gave the 10 second answer, he would be no better than a simple Google search.

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk 3 года назад +5

    00:17 "Go,go,go,go....FIRE!!...Run,run,run!"

  • @dons8122
    @dons8122 3 года назад

    Love the use of the Windows BSOD

  • @POSoundDesign
    @POSoundDesign 3 года назад +6

    I’m literally watching this just 500m from a factory where they produce carbon black from used car tires...

    • @JHinDAmix
      @JHinDAmix 3 года назад

      I can already imagine what that must smell like haha 😂

    • @POSoundDesign
      @POSoundDesign 3 года назад

      @@JHinDAmix You would think, but no. Not really. I’ve actually been in the factory and cant say it smells there either.