My daughter and I just listened to this together over the phone and we were laughing so hard we could hardly hear each other-thanks for the best laugh I've had all week! And my life was miserable before all this started!
Even after many years, just thinking about this video (without even watching it) is enough to cause me to laugh uncontrollably for as long as I allow myself the luxury. One of the funniest videos of all time. Should be included in every capsule sent into space, to show space aliens just what we Earthlings are capable of at our best.
@@DJ-gv1nn have you ever been drunk and small before becaus i met peter dinklage once and he couldnt even remember my name but thats insane bc i write to Santa EVERY YEAR so how could such a famous elf not know my name and anyway i think he was drunk or on pills
I only just discoverd this and I kinda wanna refer to him as "Uncle Jonathan" now. He's like that wise but drunk relative that shows up at Thanksgiving with good but slurred advice.
@@blimbly6586 dude i remember the night i made this comment i was literally in tears aswell lmao you're welcome im so glad i discovered the speed option for RUclips videos because my life has been awesome ever since
"Dew ya evur go a-WAND'RIN' buh-neeth tha CLEER BLOO SKYY?" -- This is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard in my life, ESPECIALLY with a "drunk filter" over it.
Initially I scoffed that it's just slowed down but somehow it dawned on me that it says something about how someone speaking so eloquently would sound like such a drunk with just 1 simply shift
These all sound like legitimate questions an actual drunk person would ask.
🍺 arree youu carefull with yoour perssonaal recoords? *hic* 🍺
@@macklee6837 d-did you ever havv a jjob asa waita?
"Haave you notissed wat big starz real 'state agents huve beecome?"
This is just someone's drunk uncle. Lol
100%
0:31 "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" Perfectly captures a drunken conversation.
' ever gone mountain biking? '
"How soup-a-shisshus are you?"
00:15
these captions of yours are on point
I can't believe this hasn't had millions of views. Tears every time.
Thanks. Feel free to share!
@@mathbee I will.
I just found it and legit have tears XD
Ditto
0:15 is perfect “How supuhstusshh are you?”
Yeah I love it. Thank you
😂
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?" captures the the tone and delivery of a drunk just perfectly
Everyone "hows isolation going?"
Me "have you ever visited a flea market?"
You should see this funny parody of the show. Beyond Believability: FACT or False
@@illkitty beyond believability is excellent
😆😆😆😆😆
0:12 When your drunken friend clogs your toilet
I put this on as soon as my Ambien pill kicked in. When he said "You wanna go mountain biking?" fucking sent me
It’s because you hear the bike pulling up first 😂😂😂
:39 "Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Hits so right as something some random drunk guy would ask you.
Same it's the one that got me to break for some wonderful reason
0:45 killed my soul 😂
'would you display this as a trophy?!' sounds like a drunken accusation
*unzips his fly*
The "have you ever noticed" is so perfect
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" Crying 🤣🤣🤣
That's the same one that got me 😄
My daughter and I just listened to this together over the phone and we were laughing so hard we could hardly hear each other-thanks for the best laugh I've had all week! And my life was miserable before all this started!
you're welcome and thank you for the comment
Everything going better now?
"If you thought I was really drunk .......we got ya " 😊
"It's an illusion. A simple effect created by the uploader."
Based on first hand research conducted by Robert Tralins, it turns out alcohol can intoxicate jonathan frakes.
its a total fabrication!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Do you display this as a 🏆 ?
Me too! 🤣
Dude same.
Me too, man I needed that
Same here
“D’yava pet?” Left me rolling
Frakes actually saw and loved this
1:10 my drunk uncle trying to get me work experience
This will never fail to make me laugh, I revisit it every few months
Thanks! I'm really happy when I can make people happy so easily and widespread.
HAVE U NOTICEEEED THE BIIIG STAAAARS
Even after many years, just thinking about this video (without even watching it) is enough to cause me to laugh uncontrollably for as long as I allow myself the luxury. One of the funniest videos of all time. Should be included in every capsule sent into space, to show space aliens just what we Earthlings are capable of at our best.
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Just hilarious.
0:08 kills me for some reason
It's like a toddler asking a question, which makes it funnier because toddlers are just like drunk people but really small.
it reminds me of me parrot what sits on me shoulder and squawks nonsensically about all sorts of hogwash
@@DJ-gv1nn have you ever been drunk and small before becaus i met peter dinklage once and he couldnt even remember my name but thats insane bc i write to Santa EVERY YEAR so how could such a famous elf not know my name and anyway i think he was drunk or on pills
ITS LIKE UR DRUNK UNCLE U DONT REALLY KNOW WELL ASKING U THIS AT THE FAMILY REUNION ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
“D’yava pehht?”
Now I want to go back and watch all his scenes on TNG just like this.
If you play it at .25 speed it just sounds like Frakes groaning in pain.
Riker after too many whiskeys at comic con
Despite repeating out loud to myself "this is stupid", I can't stop laughing.
I only just discoverd this and I kinda wanna refer to him as "Uncle Jonathan" now. He's like that wise but drunk relative that shows up at Thanksgiving with good but slurred advice.
Stop
@@basedandchristpilled go
@@nurgle333 yield
HAHAHAHA at the lowest speed hes literally just moaning in pain
"HoWw Muuch monnnney would it Takkkkkeeee" He sounds like he's getting in a taxi or some shit.
0:34 "Have you had your hearing tested lately?" sounds EXACTLY like Lorenzo Music as the voice of Garfield.
0:12 him leaning on the sink for support 😂
And at 1.75 speed, he's back to normal.
This reminds me that one uncle you only saw at a family wedding, who’d always have a new question even though he only saw you 20 minutes earlier.
“What do you want to be when you grow up?” Spoken just like my drunk uncle.
"hve y evr vissitd a truck stop?" Help I'm CRYYYIIIINNNGGG
Sounds like a preposition haha.
I listened to it even slower... My god, it's glorious.
This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
"How superstitious are you?" broke me.
The Real Estate Agents line sucker punched me so good. This is just so good.
“Do you believe in the power of a curse” will never not get me 😂
"You've a pet?"
"have you called a plumber to your home lately? well, you're gonna need one in a second"
I have literally just shit my pants from laughing so much.
😂😂😂
I just cannot stop laughing, omg, I’m in tears 🤣🤣
God damn this is way funnier than it should be, but I’m friggin dying.
This is the longest minute and a half in my entire life.
🤣 some of these are so fraking perfect
the plumber kills me everytime with him already hanging on the sink as if he just had puked his life out 😂😂
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
This is everything I needed. Thank you
The way he occasionally looks like he’s clinging to the furniture for dear life really adds to the effect.
I can barely share this!!! I'm laughing so much I can gardly see what I'm typing 🤣
Rediscovering these videos has profoundly changed my life
0.75x speed is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks lol
I tried so hard but lost it when he said 'how much money...'
I sped it up to 2x and when he pulled up on the bicycle I lost it.
Yeah its the special needs version haha.
I can't believe im just finding this now... this is amazing.
"Du ya luv ta go a wanderrrin beneath tha clear blue ssssky?" That was pretty spot on, lol.
This just sounds like me trying to make conversations happen
This works so well with those questions
In my head cannon this is what black out drunk Riker is like.
I always listen to videos at double speed, so it took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that I was missing the intended effect.
This is the best video ever
This is an absolute masterpiece.
I bet you good hard cash this is what Frakes *actually does* when he gets drunk. This, and smirk at all of his own jokes.
Where'd u go?
And then he tells you a story you know is bs, only to follow up with "nah, that never happened. Pure fiction."
"Sir, if you don't stop bothering my customers with your asinine questions I'm gonna have to throw you out of my bar".
The drunk uncle at every family gathering
"Do you've" is the drunkest thing you can say
Drunk Frakes riding in on a bike has powerful energy
Johnathan Frakes is a national goddamn treasure
Omg at .5 speed he sounds like hes dying from alcohol poisoning hahahaha
you killed me. I am currently watching this drinking, and i can't stop laughing. Thank you.
@@blimbly6586 dude i remember the night i made this comment i was literally in tears aswell lmao you're welcome im so glad i discovered the speed option for RUclips videos because my life has been awesome ever since
@@tannerledoux7843 HAVE YOU HAD YOUR... HEARING... TESTED... LATEEEEEELLLLYYYY...... That's when it got me.
@@blimbly6586 holy hell he sounded especially shit faced at that part lmfaoo
"Whatssss the riight.....TIP!!!" 😆
I use these one-liners to get friends and girls when I’m hammered at the bar
_"Hao supusisoos r u?"_
_"HOW MUCH MONEY wood it take tomake u speeenddanittte.... ina Ce Me Tury"_
_"DoU displaydis asa trofy?"_
_"Du U hava pett??"_
Disappointed the algorithm hasn’t pushed this to 4 m views fucking hilarious
“Do you have a pet?”
-me drunk at every party I’ve ever been to
RUclips should be just this video, only, forever.
“Do you love to go a-wanderin’ beneath the clear blue sky”
"Dew ya evur go a-WAND'RIN' buh-neeth tha CLEER BLOO SKYY?" -- This is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard in my life, ESPECIALLY with a "drunk filter" over it.
Hahaha poor Jonathan 😂i love that show
“Have you had your hearing tested lately?” -Jonathan Frakes, actively testing my hearing
"Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?" Wtf? Lmao
It's like staring at myself
Initially I scoffed that it's just slowed down but somehow it dawned on me that it says something about how someone speaking so eloquently would sound like such a drunk with just 1 simply shift
i put this on repeat and fall asleep to it
Play it on 0.25x
If you slowly step the playback speed up till it's 1.75x, Jonathan sobers up on you.
The tall man question has for sure been asked by a drunk person at some point in history 😭😭😭😭
I loves me some Frakes, but gahdDAYUM, this is funny AF!!!
Ya love to go a wandering beneath a clear blue sky? took me tf out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that you can play this at 1.75x speed, and he essentially just sobers right up 😂
0:16 play it with 0.25 speed
Help me please [incoherent screech]
Best use of youtube yet
I wonder if Frake knows about this, he'd laugh his ass off
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D That's precious!!!
This makes me feel like I’m at the Frakes family Thanksgiving!
This is still best version of this meme
The vid I didn't know I needed
Drunk uber passengers be like
Thank you hahaha
I just came from the normal speed vid.
This is fucking hilarious dude😅
These are the kind of questions my drunk father-in-law would ask