@@thebeegfoot when i first heard this i was working at walmart stocking the orange juice section and it was packed at like noon on a sunday, i was doubled over on one knee dripping tears onto the floor trying to hold my breath so i wouldn’t laugh
Well, I never thought we could be friends with Iran, but then I heard about what happened to their president, and I realised that we ain’t so different after all.
I hate not being able to explain to co workers what I’m laughing at. Everytime I hear the “where I comeeee frommm everybody dies in a helicopter crash, cooking to deathhhh in helicopter gas” 🎶 😩 🤠 I’m sure I look like a insane persons laughing to myself with earbuds in because Nick said “how about instead of titties and beer it’s “penis and ass”
I’m the same way! I try has mask my laughter but outbursts are inevitable especially to this bit so I try to cut the laugh off right away and pass it off as a cough 😂
This is me but it’s in the middle of doing bench press at the public gym and the guy near me thinks I need help because I’m giggling and gasping for air at the same time
Im hispanic and i put cumtown full blast on my phone in the house and nobody of my family understands english. My mom always says "why he laughs like that". If they only knew.
Say what you will about the recession, if gave guys like me a bunch of places to have Super gay Sex. This was the B from Bennigans Now it's Bend over-again's. Brokeback mountain, how bout Outback steakhouse? They shutdown in 2008, but the bathroom still works, if you know what I mean
I rewatched this video and got a notice from RUclips saying that my comment on this video was deemed as offensive and violated community guidelines. I'm officially gay!
I remember having to talk to my manager when this ep dropped because I was laughing so much, they thought I was high (I was) but I had to explain to them that I was listening to a comedy podcast. When they ask me which one I just said joe rogan
You know Cumtown has made it when a different device no login and VPN searching "helicopter crash country music" still yields this video as a first result.
Nick really gos wild in this one. He doesn't even listen to the other guys at one point. Just doing his own thing, swirling down in the vortex of gayness.
It’s so funny that this is probably the best bit they ever did, it goes on for 20+ minutes, and Adam contributes literally nothing of value the entire time lmao
@@ecarneylaw sample size of one individual, amazing statistical analysis. The actual stats are 15% Yankee dead in Reb camps and 12% Reb dead in Yankee camps, which is not some massive disparity in quality of care (they both just let them starve and/or freeze)
@@legateexpendable9308 thats disease. The Southern soldier was more likely to be rural and did not have immunity. The quote was emaciated. Address it or let it go
They got the Civil War era prison name wrong. Andersonville was a Confederate POW camp in Georgia. They're probably thinking of Point Lookout, which was a Union POW camp in Maryland. Also, I'm gay.
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My life is just killing time until I’ve forgotten this just enough to listen to it again
hell yeah dude
FUCK yeah, dude! That RULES!!!!
I'll suck to that
My life’s travel has finally brought me back here again. I hope you too realize you’re gay, and visit this video soon again.
Today is that day for me, now
3 idiots singing country songs about helicopter crashes and being gay is funnier than any stand up special i have seen for the last 10 years
But Bert takes his shirt off!!! How is that not hilarious?!!!
😂
I fuckin love this bar
All the guys are cute
Nick was so quick witted to even line up the syllables and switching up cooking to death in helicopter gas. It’s hilarious.
This ain’t 3 idiots brother, it’s 3 proud gay men
As soon as that Iranian President went down we all started singing about simple folk hel-i-copter crashes to ourselves.
Damn straight brother
I guess we’re not so different to them after all
🎵I'm just a simple head of state🎵
@@shinobi-no-bueno “Im not one of these news ass Ayatollahs”
people always talk about underrated bits bit this is truly underrated. I hate how I can never expose my true sense of humour to the people I know lol
It’s honestly so sad. I’m in the same boat.
Cumtown really ain’t somethin to share with the fam
@@brandonmyers4050I take my elderly mother to the doctor from time to time and I make her listen to these bits. I encourage everyone to do the same.
Everyone has to be grandfathered in
these people dont know you at all. youre gay
“There’s a lot of hot guys here”.
Easily the funniest thing Stav has ever said on the show.
"thousand island state" is better.
@@diverguy3556*intentionally funny
“Me and my boooys just cookin to death in helicopter gas” hell yea dude love that song
Country bands singing about having clandestine gay sex is honestly the funniest thing ever lol
Wow you joined RUclips 17 years ago.
@@Garrett1240 yeah this is my account from freshman year of HS and I'm 32 now haha
@@NIN1 respect
Just a dude rocking for 17 years. Salute.
@ Hell yeah brother
This was the highest point of laughter in my life
R/smalldickproblems still takes the cake for me
I first heard this in the grocery store. It was 140am and I was in the produce sections bending over in laughter. Luckily no one was there
@@thebeegfoot when i first heard this i was working at walmart stocking the orange juice section and it was packed at like noon on a sunday, i was doubled over on one knee dripping tears onto the floor trying to hold my breath so i wouldn’t laugh
@@jb-eq6nowhat a beautiful experience (also gay)
@@thebeegfoot I listen to this sh*it all the time at work. It gets so hard not to start laughing maniacally lol
“No fanfare about it, no big show,
just quietly dying in an explosion”
😂
This made me laugh without control.
Well, I never thought we could be friends with Iran, but then I heard about what happened to their president, and I realised that we ain’t so different after all.
*Stops burning qaraun I guess we live the same type of lives
Sometimes "And I can't even look at the dog anymooooore" pops up in my head and I start giggling where ever I am.
Stav starts the crash story at 2:52, finishes it at 2:57, and Nick launches into “WHERE I COME FROM” at 2:58, absolutely zero hesitation
One of the greats
So refreshing to find a prominent podcast that fully understands and breaks down the intricacies and subtexts of country music.
“I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo!” Hits a lot harder after the latest TAFS
Nick pimped out Adam for an appearance confirmed
@@yeedbottomtext7563I would’ve done the same thing
RIP Toby Keith up in Cowboy Heaven Bar checking out the gaggle of cute guys
“there’s a lot of hot guys here!”
Honestly, 10-15 separate bits that leave me in tears during this clip.
RIP Ebrahim Raisi (1960-2024)
President of Iran
Another beautiful man taken by those propellered bastards 🚁
Never trust a helicopter, they'll kill every one you love if you give them half a chance.
“No I said is that your truck outside.” Is top tier
“And I’m FULLY stiff under my sundress”
Where I come from…
….everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
this was 40% of an entire episode
nothing hits quite like "i'm in a secret relationship with Chris Cu-omo"
so crazy looking back now
This was an instant classic
This bit allways as me dying in laughter
When i first heard it i laughed so hard i collapsed at my job while drinking water
An absolute all timer
An all timing absoluter yes im gay
I love how five minutes in stav says idc these guys are boring and they go for another 18 minutes and it’s one of the best bits rver
Same thing happened with penis movies, golden.
I hate not being able to explain to co workers what I’m laughing at. Everytime I hear the “where I comeeee frommm everybody dies in a helicopter crash, cooking to deathhhh in helicopter gas” 🎶 😩 🤠
I’m sure I look like a insane persons laughing to myself with earbuds in because Nick said “how about instead of titties and beer it’s “penis and ass”
I’m the same way! I try has mask my laughter but outbursts are inevitable especially to this bit so I try to cut the laugh off right away and pass it off as a cough 😂
This is me but it’s in the middle of doing bench press at the public gym and the guy near me thinks I need help because I’m giggling and gasping for air at the same time
Im hispanic and i put cumtown full blast on my phone in the house and nobody of my family understands english. My mom always says "why he laughs like that". If they only knew.
Once a week I listen to this, singing along, still howling
Man I’ve been listening cumtown for 4 years and just found this bit. It’s like I’m finding out I’m gay all over again
“How bout’ that bloom on that onion!”
“There’s a whole gaggle of cute guys” is a phrase I use far too often in my life
1:35 🎵 *"You probably voted for Hilary"* 🎵 😂 That's got to be one of my new favorite insults
And then "you probably voted, no one hear votes"
I live in a gay ass news town
three different people on CSGO used that as an insult against me lol
The comment section of “where I’m from” has been destroyed. It feels like vandalizing a grave, it’s hilarious
I just checked that out. Hilarious.
Theres a couple more like that one
HOL-LEE CHRIST! I just looked and I’m sitting here, stifling laughter at work….
The comment section of R.I.P. as well
it is WILD
17:52 I am fuckin crying from laughing
thank you
Say what you will about the recession, if gave guys like me a bunch of places to have
Super gay Sex.
This was the B from Bennigans
Now it's Bend over-again's.
Brokeback mountain, how bout Outback steakhouse?
They shutdown in 2008, but the bathroom still works, if you know what I mean
21:41 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? to...
buddy you must be hearin things
‘Probably a side effect of that Jew vaccine’ is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
I rewatched this video and got a notice from RUclips saying that my comment on this video was deemed as offensive and violated community guidelines. I'm officially gay!
I remember having to talk to my manager when this ep dropped because I was laughing so much, they thought I was high (I was) but I had to explain to them that I was listening to a comedy podcast. When they ask me which one I just said joe rogan
Try that in a small town
Where I come from 🎶
Wear a sun dress and act really gay… in a small town
Fun fact - Toby Keith's hit song "I Love this Bar" was originally called "Allah Akhbar"
17:52 “And a little girl saw it happen, and now I have to kill her”
"Well i didn't want to kill that _little girl_ "
After having listened to this like 10 times by this point, only now did I realize that Gentry died on my birthday
Best bit of all time
You know Cumtown has made it when a different device no login and VPN searching "helicopter crash country music" still yields this video as a first result.
Mr fancy New York City
I’ve got LIPSTICK ON ….AND SOME EYELINER
This would be like Garfunkel calling himself Simon & Garfunkel
Great context! I had no idea of MG
19:48 Dude this is the fucking peak of an already hernia inducing laugh fest
21:00 my stomach hurts so bad I laughed the whole way from start to end I love this bar
I love this bar
Theres a bunch of hot guys heeerreee
Nick really gos wild in this one. He doesn't even listen to the other guys at one point. Just doing his own thing, swirling down in the vortex of gayness.
“What do you think about that” is the name of the song they’re looking for with the funny video
This is right up there with wheeler walker jr
It’s so funny that this is probably the best bit they ever did, it goes on for 20+ minutes, and Adam contributes literally nothing of value the entire time lmao
That Shakira impression got SCARY close
This used to be a Bennigans, but now it’s a Bend-over-agains 🎶🎶🎶
I nearly died at “well, I didn’t want to kill that little girl”
This was the hardest I laughed at the show. Too bad you can't play the music 😞
RIP Bashar al-Assad.
“Just a simple way to die, us country boys die in helicopters in jersey all the time”
Montgomery Gentry: "This city folk with there big words and tellingent words for gay-sex ..."
“Well I didn’t want to kill that little girl…” 😂
Brooks n Dunn bit is top tier.
I've got lipstick on. And some eyyyeeaalinerrrrrr. 🎵
2:55 where i come from everyone dies in a helicopter crash, so me and all my friends live a simple life cookin to death in helicopter gas.
The best part is Montgomery Gentry doesnt even sing I love this bar, that's toby kieth
they say that in the clip
2021 really was a fever dream
Nick sings like Mark Kozelek
Stav was on fire this time
The oatmeal bit is so fucking funny
This is such a great bit
Penis ‘n’ Ass 🎵
Mr Fancy New York City kills me every time
Another classic bit where you'd have no idea if Adam left 2 minutes in
The Helicopter Chronicles
Nick should really do more country bits i fucking die everytime 😂😂😂😂
“This is our town, this is where we’re from” 🫡
The helicopter crash bit just sounds like Sun Kil Moon. Like that could verbatim be off of Benji.
ram ranch dudes really rock
I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo
Okay. This was epic.
Sounds just like sun kil moon lol. The Benji album
montgomery gentry is the real life Chowder Man
do you think anyone’s played this to Chris Cuomo since he went on TAFS
Lmao helicopters
i sent this to my family group chat and they havent talked to me for a week
Lmao I sent it to the few people I know that like country and they legit got mad at me😂
Good, better off without them.
And I can’t even look at the dog anymore 😩🗣️🎵🎶
It's perfect
Try that in a small town.
I just fucking passed by the Starbucks in Danville KY hell fuckin yeah. First thing I thought of was this
Because this is our town
Well my friend died...
In a simple folk helicopter crash
im not a homosexual feller im doing cowboy magic, im a wizard.
I heard every episode and forgot about this classic, thank you because I was about to K myself.
Nick got so close to Andersonville
meh. he had the wrong side thou. The US prisoners starved because they were in the starving South.
@@ecarneylaw both sides had notoriously brutal conditions in their PoW camps
@@legateexpendable9308 I cant find any pics of emaciated rebel prisoners. Only the US one come up.
@@ecarneylaw sample size of one individual, amazing statistical analysis. The actual stats are 15% Yankee dead in Reb camps and 12% Reb dead in Yankee camps, which is not some massive disparity in quality of care (they both just let them starve and/or freeze)
@@legateexpendable9308 thats disease. The Southern soldier was more likely to be rural and did not have immunity. The quote was emaciated. Address it or let it go
I'm just a straight guy trying to make friends 😂
Adam looks good here
what episode is this?
Buy macaws is the name of the episode..it’s a premium episode
@@evanpotts6567 Thank you. These retards posting ep #'s don't understand how podcast apps work.
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17:42
They got the Civil War era prison name wrong. Andersonville was a Confederate POW camp in Georgia. They're probably thinking of Point Lookout, which was a Union POW camp in Maryland. Also, I'm gay.