Top 10 Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2013
  • Members of 1998 Team USA count down the Top Ten Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines.
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  • @zjhauri
    @zjhauri 11 лет назад +89

    What if Brett Hull said "I'm in your crease and about to score."

    • @KWCline91
      @KWCline91 5 лет назад +6

      This was before he got the goal in 99.

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад +3

      New Jersey would definitely file harassment charges.

    • @johnpat3622
      @johnpat3622 2 года назад

      "We went Blues!"

    • @bradyount242
      @bradyount242 2 года назад

      Lmao!

    • @monerz1
      @monerz1 2 года назад

      No one would care.

  • @davebasch5995
    @davebasch5995 2 года назад +12

    If it's between periods, and you havent scored, time to put one in

  • @bumpofcoke
    @bumpofcoke 11 лет назад +24

    chelios' delivery for the win

  • @ZiggyMcZag
    @ZiggyMcZag 2 года назад +13

    They won 1 game (vs Belarus) and trashed their hotel rooms before coming home early and empty handed.

  • @flapjackrabbit
    @flapjackrabbit 11 лет назад +35

    "I've got a curved stick!"
    Definitely takes after his old man.

    • @terrywarren4876
      @terrywarren4876 2 года назад

      And you know this ... HOW? 😅

    • @flapjackrabbit
      @flapjackrabbit 2 года назад +2

      @@terrywarren4876 it’s pretty well known that Bobby Hull had a stick blade curve like a banana, which made the puck’s trajectory more unpredictable. Stricter curve regulations went into effect because of this.

    • @terrywarren4876
      @terrywarren4876 2 года назад

      @@flapjackrabbit Thanks for the clarification! 🙂

  • @loilt5091
    @loilt5091 2 года назад +5

    Dave, frickin' RULES‼️

  • @FlyboyEz3
    @FlyboyEz3 2 года назад +14

    Roenick's line aged like milk lol

  • @davidchodds
    @davidchodds 2 года назад +16

    Oh my God! This team is unbelievably stacked!!!!!

    • @davidjorgensen877
      @davidjorgensen877 2 года назад +3

      That's what SHE said.

    • @samspade4050
      @samspade4050 2 года назад +2

      And they still can’t beat Canada

    • @wg5788
      @wg5788 2 года назад +1

      @@samspade4050 No but we 🇨🇦 lost too that year! To the Czechs in a stupid shootout where our idiotic head coach, Marc Crawford, left the greatest scorer(arguably the greatest NHL player of all time) on the bench!! Gretzky sat and watched as we lost in the most idiotic way to decide a game of that magnitude. Czechs went on to win gold, thanks mainly to their goalie Hasek. It was the first time the NHL shut down to let the best players in the world compete in the Olympics. The owners may not let that happen anymore.

  • @MrMatthiasSchneider
    @MrMatthiasSchneider 11 лет назад +13

    An intern joke on Letterman? Probably not too many of those nowadays!

  • @PAKiller1
    @PAKiller1 2 года назад +9

    That was funny.. I miss Letterman

  • @nathanmingle7
    @nathanmingle7 2 года назад +4

    Gordie Wowe ahhhh

  • @hulaGUNZ
    @hulaGUNZ 2 года назад +3

    #11...... "I've just flooded my rink."

  • @salianni16
    @salianni16 2 года назад +4

    Or how about "Watch me shoot it through the 5 hole!".

  • @garnetradford6980
    @garnetradford6980 2 года назад +6

    Give me 5 minutes in your penalty box...

  • @TheYamahog12
    @TheYamahog12 2 года назад +1

    “I don’t mind if it’s your first period!”

  • @creamcitysista1970
    @creamcitysista1970 3 года назад +5

    Love that line about would someone like a PUCK?

  • @forenergy
    @forenergy 2 года назад +3

    I remember this one, live. A classic

  • @danielupsdell2697
    @danielupsdell2697 2 года назад +5

    Very good team did not do much that year

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 2 года назад +7

    Damn that was a good team

    • @jcost0099
      @jcost0099 2 года назад +2

      that team won the World Cup in 96

  • @BestCanucksFan
    @BestCanucksFan 10 лет назад +4

    Hockey Pick-Up Line : "Hi I'm Gabe Landeskog "

  • @qiranwang
    @qiranwang 11 лет назад +4

    a pretty strong team.

  • @SecretMilkshake
    @SecretMilkshake 10 лет назад +4

    I love Richter's and Beezer's lines

  • @machbaby
    @machbaby 2 года назад +2

    May I put the biscuit in your basket?

  • @TeamNoLimits865
    @TeamNoLimits865 11 лет назад +7

    There's isn't gonna be a whistle when I score in your crease

  • @glennelliott708
    @glennelliott708 2 года назад +4

    Did you like my tip in.

  • @christlopherbrandimarte4520
    @christlopherbrandimarte4520 2 года назад +7

    Some of comments here are just as funny as the Top 10....Dave had a great show....damn shame how CBS faded this show into the Abyss......Craig Ferguson was the closest thing to Dave they had, and let him depart as well....now we have Kimmel, Fallon, Cobert, Corden...
    Need we say more...nuff said !

  • @jimtownsend7899
    @jimtownsend7899 2 года назад +2

    “Did you know women goalies wear their pads for THREE periods?” (That one’s for you, Allison! And RIP, Jen.)

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 года назад +2

    love dave

  • @numan1
    @numan1 11 лет назад +13

    I've got a curved stick too, great for quick shots in the five hole.

  • @rwcrsarrc
    @rwcrsarrc 2 года назад +2

    Pretty much all HOFers - great players

  • @barrygaragan6478
    @barrygaragan6478 2 года назад +4

    Would you like to cross the blue line?

  • @chazm3
    @chazm3 2 дня назад

    before watching this I was wondering if anybody would dare to say, “Want a puck?”

  • @Ladyranger
    @Ladyranger 10 лет назад +2

    "SUAVE SUAVE SHOW ME HOW YOU SCORE!!!!" LADYRANGER HHHHHAAA

  • @lucabrazi3067
    @lucabrazi3067 2 года назад

    When late night TV was fun

  • @Leartech81
    @Leartech81 2 года назад +2

    "I like to shoot it from the Blue Line."

  • @matthewkobylskijr416
    @matthewkobylskijr416 2 года назад +1

    How is it nobody's made a "Going 5 Hole" comment yet

  • @Murph_.
    @Murph_. 2 года назад +2

    Knew there had to be something in there about no teeth :)

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 2 года назад +1

    1998

  • @Krookarn
    @Krookarn 2 года назад +1

    Letterman was great. What did that game end? Sweden vs USA? 😜

    • @albertsandberg
      @albertsandberg 2 года назад

      4-2, sweden won. Came 5th in the tournament (olympics) and USA 6th.

  • @alexguralnik8372
    @alexguralnik8372 2 года назад +1

    You have to stake around the circles for a little while before you can drive hard to the net. And please don't dump it in!

  • @Ladyranger
    @Ladyranger 10 лет назад +3

    & HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now back to the LOCKER ROOM SUAVE POULIOT OHH LALALA

  • @warrengauthier4699
    @warrengauthier4699 2 года назад +13

    Back when Late Shows were funny.
    Cancel Myers, Colbert & Corden.

  • @lilkurd2000
    @lilkurd2000 2 года назад +2

    Did they loose to Sweden ?

  • @howie9751
    @howie9751 2 года назад +2

    Why is hockey better than women?
    In hockey, everyone loves it rough.
    Periods only last twenty minutes.
    You only get five minutes for fighting.
    Even without teeth you can score.

  • @breanneahrndt4486
    @breanneahrndt4486 2 года назад

    I remember this and how excited we were to see NHL players in the Olympics! But they played like crap! Too busy trashing their hotel rooms!

  • @parkerpark131
    @parkerpark131 11 лет назад +2

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @vieuxyoutuber
    @vieuxyoutuber 2 года назад

    Hahaha !

  • @thesportsguy126
    @thesportsguy126 2 года назад +1

    Brett hull is canadian the trader

    • @kencedor9020
      @kencedor9020 2 года назад +4

      His father is Canadian. Brett was born in the USA. Trader?? Go back to school

    • @666t
      @666t 2 года назад +3

      Fur trader not traitor

    • @warrengauthier4699
      @warrengauthier4699 2 года назад +1

      @@kencedor9020 : Actually that douche was born in Canada but played for the US.

    • @rickg5597
      @rickg5597 2 года назад +5

      He was born in Canada & played his first organized hockey in the States. Canada snubbed his dad in the ‘72 summit series & himself in the ‘86 World Championship. Perhaps he was insulted and decided to get dual-citizenship like many soccer players do. Or possibly him being closer to his American mom might have had something to do with it. As a Canadian hockey fan, I wasn’t bothered by it since it was his decision to make.

    • @arlenstrauch
      @arlenstrauch 2 года назад

      US Hockey needs all the help it can get 🤣

  • @duaneronan8199
    @duaneronan8199 2 года назад +9

    Wonderful, back when Letterman was still funny. Before his quadruple bypass caused him to accept his socialist god.

  • @jsorbo65
    @jsorbo65 2 года назад +2

    When he used to be funny in the 80's.

    • @warrengauthier4699
      @warrengauthier4699 2 года назад +1

      Put down the bong that was from 1998 are you deaf or stupid?

    • @jsorbo65
      @jsorbo65 2 года назад +1

      @@warrengauthier4699 Probably both. It was a funny top 10.