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    In this episode of Yandere Simulator, everyone now reacts to any mess Yan Chan leaves behind, which means we can't get sloppy anymore when we end lifeus. Leave a LIKE for more episodes!
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  • @_anhedonia
    @_anhedonia 5 лет назад +4759

    the teachers giving you the silent treatment and getting sent to counselor for cleaning omg what kinda school is this

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 4 года назад +449

      It's even more ironic since it's normal for Japanese schools to not have a janitor so after school students clean

    • @MonicaHernandez-sn2qm
      @MonicaHernandez-sn2qm 4 года назад +41

      Poor

    • @pinkydragon6253
      @pinkydragon6253 4 года назад +155

      Well its suspicious BECUASE its not cleaning time and they did find a body

    • @pinkydragon6253
      @pinkydragon6253 4 года назад +58

      Mia my school we have to clean up first then we can go to lunch one day i ask my teacher where not youre maid and i got detention

    • @7upguzzler
      @7upguzzler 4 года назад +43

      @@pinkydragon6253 I just wanna know what you tried to say because I don't understand it-

  • @AaronHuss
    @AaronHuss 5 лет назад +4818

    Yandere Chan: *mops*
    Teacher: Your trying to cover up a crime!!!!!!!
    Yandere Chan: *holds head*
    Teachers: are you lost

    • @justsomeone18026
      @justsomeone18026 4 года назад +246

      Everyone to Teacher(s): Are you on drugs?

    • @mynx5993
      @mynx5993 4 года назад +46

      Probably 😂

    • @apollossunrise381
      @apollossunrise381 4 года назад +61

      FNAFun
      Teachers:I’M A CRACKHEAD Y’ALL I’M A CRACKHEAD,I DO DRUGS AND STEROIDS~

    • @toadshifttoadette4585
      @toadshifttoadette4585 4 года назад +29

      It can't be easy for Gotta Sweep if he is at this school.

    • @poisoned_ivy3605
      @poisoned_ivy3605 4 года назад +18

      No gotta sweep is just going to yeet out of the school when he sees the blood. He is only used to shoving baldi, the player, and the principal. And maybe playtime

  • @moonlitecensor
    @moonlitecensor 5 лет назад +2137

    "Are they gonna smell it, are they gonna taste it?"
    *Thinks of Connor from Detroit Become Human*

    • @tanishahazra9102
      @tanishahazra9102 5 лет назад +11

      Yeaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @wittykitty3347
      @wittykitty3347 5 лет назад +8

      Humon human

    • @jordyn2236
      @jordyn2236 5 лет назад +85

      "Just- don't put any more evidence in your mouth, got it?"

    • @ohyes4613
      @ohyes4613 5 лет назад +13

      Oh thank god I wasn’t the only one who thought that

    • @taarryynnn
      @taarryynnn 5 лет назад +4

      Human 😇

  • @aestheticbitch7908
    @aestheticbitch7908 4 года назад +1141

    I love watching Jay freak out every time the teacher starts chasing him.

  • @belle7691
    @belle7691 5 лет назад +2205

    "This guy got that voice that turns on nuns."
    -Kubzscouts 2019

    • @alisavoz4881
      @alisavoz4881 5 лет назад +60

      AriSucks
      Sebastian Michaelis. ( sorry had to say, most people won’t get the reference)

    • @mg-dy7wm
      @mg-dy7wm 5 лет назад +12

      Peridot profile pic!!

    • @ratlord7030
      @ratlord7030 5 лет назад +9

      @@alisavoz4881 frick you beat me to it

    • @noctysite
      @noctysite 5 лет назад +5

      Alisa Cat frick I was going to say that

    • @what-mv8yp
      @what-mv8yp 5 лет назад +3

      Alisa Cat feck Sebastian is here too-

  • @sixtyducksinatrenchcoat981
    @sixtyducksinatrenchcoat981 5 лет назад +693

    5:32 "Are they gonna smell it? They're gonna
    *Taste it?*
    *-CONNOR INTENSIFIES-*

  • @hithere9565
    @hithere9565 4 года назад +641

    Yamiko is so extra. She could have easily just written down something so simple like choking or jumping off the roof 😂

    • @heather_foreather
      @heather_foreather Год назад

      Yeah like "at blah blah blah pm this guy will get a heart attack and die" easy

    • @icraveaffection
      @icraveaffection Год назад +43

      yeah exactly 😭😭 stop making it so complex damn

    • @ninijisanne1475
      @ninijisanne1475 Год назад +24

      she probably want this "Seto" girl die in a painful way 💀

    • @doagii2649
      @doagii2649 Год назад +14

      @@ninijisanne1475like choking isn’t painful😭😭

  • @infectvalther
    @infectvalther 4 года назад +2045

    Her: "This world is a rotten mess."
    Light: "Am I a joke to you? Misa, hold my beer."

  • @aaliyahcaraballo295
    @aaliyahcaraballo295 5 лет назад +775

    Yamiko: “what have I done...”
    Jay: “you know what you done👀”

  • @user-ne2zf8oo7s
    @user-ne2zf8oo7s 4 года назад +912

    "Are you trying to cover up a crime?"
    Me: YOU HEARD THAT KIDS CLEANING IS ILLEGAL

  • @Sabrina-xo4df
    @Sabrina-xo4df 5 лет назад +256

    Ok Jay i have a myth
    1. Get special delinquents excuse
    2.Go to roof and get the cleaning supplies
    3. Start cleaning in the teacher room and get noticed by the teachers so you can go to the guidance counselors office
    4. Use the delinquent excuse
    5. What will happen

  • @_moisty_7152
    @_moisty_7152 4 года назад +1145

    Teacher:
    Tackles jay
    Jay:
    *NO BACK OFF THATS MY HEAD-*

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 5 лет назад +888

    Ayano: **calmly mopping the floor**
    Girl: *Oh mY gOd i CAn'T beLiEVE tHIs Is HaPPenNinG*

    • @tl740
      @tl740 5 лет назад +34

      SOMEONE CLEANS THE FLOOR?!

    • @xblueberry1517
      @xblueberry1517 5 лет назад +52

      *SoMeONeS CleAnINg THe FloOR?!*
      *DiSGuIStiNg! CaLl ThE TeAChEr!!!*

    • @sugariscool8689
      @sugariscool8689 5 лет назад +17

      *WhAt If It'S cLeAnInG tImE*

    • @avonzapper
      @avonzapper 5 лет назад +14

      the janitors are always planning something cuz they always sweeping

    • @possiblecorpse3225
      @possiblecorpse3225 5 лет назад

      Haahhaahahha

  • @koyoko7177
    @koyoko7177 5 лет назад +810

    Ayano: * Randomly mops floor in the office *
    All teachers: *TrIgGeReD*

    • @kikiwolfyplayz5696
      @kikiwolfyplayz5696 5 лет назад +17

      Yea because they're like: I WAS GETTING THIS MUCH DUST HERE FOR YEARS AND NOW YOU WILL CLEAN IT????

    • @axolotl0912
      @axolotl0912 5 лет назад +12

      *Holds dismembered head* Teacher: same old same old huh?

    • @redreddish7816
      @redreddish7816 5 лет назад +7

      Ayano is sweeping the teacher

  • @CrybabyOnce
    @CrybabyOnce 5 лет назад +573

    I really like the thumbnail

  • @aniyahdavis5560
    @aniyahdavis5560 4 года назад +224

    "this world is a rotten mess"
    me: "okay Light"

  • @jenilunam3496
    @jenilunam3496 5 лет назад +607

    I played this really loud on my laptop and as soon as my siblings heard Jay, they did the intro along with him lololol

    • @pennyfryman
      @pennyfryman 5 лет назад +2

      Yass

    • @notme7944
      @notme7944 5 лет назад +30

      And then the entire house clapped

    • @gregfinch3616
      @gregfinch3616 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @xeurh
      @xeurh 5 лет назад +5

      A Random Weird Person Who Exsits it’s true I was the intro

    • @notme7944
      @notme7944 5 лет назад +1

      @@xeurh lol

  • @wsoyeonnie3916
    @wsoyeonnie3916 5 лет назад +3084

    oops i got a papercut
    teachers: I haVE BEeN inStruCteD to CAll THE poLICE iF i FIND blOOd STAINS on cAmpuS

    • @sufferingmeguca7919
      @sufferingmeguca7919 5 лет назад +252

      Imagine if someone was on their period and made a bloody mess

    • @deedeetrevino2076
      @deedeetrevino2076 5 лет назад +90

      So... if I just started mine, and I’m in Japan... is that bad?

    • @skinnyflako
      @skinnyflako 5 лет назад +40

      @@sufferingmeguca7919 I thought I was the only one thinking that...

    • @NitroKitKat
      @NitroKitKat 5 лет назад +24

      Or oops I have my period

    • @samanthaishere1530
      @samanthaishere1530 5 лет назад +23

      @@sufferingmeguca7919 who bleeds that much on their period at one time? Shit they might as well be dead

  • @aguayo.xsantillan.x5993
    @aguayo.xsantillan.x5993 5 лет назад +154

    Jay: Let's see what she says
    Teacher: *Proceeds to stare blankly*

  • @junkoenoshima8166
    @junkoenoshima8166 4 года назад +1932

    Janitors: exist
    Teachers at Akademi:
    *heavy breathing*

  • @thepandaminmin5142
    @thepandaminmin5142 5 лет назад +4727

    Wait...if the teacher takes the weapon from the ground..
    Does that mean we can frame a teacher?
    Edit : oh man we can't frame the teacher..

    • @thewitheredsouls
      @thewitheredsouls 5 лет назад +181

      I wonder if we can if we use the box cutter method mentioned in yan devs latest video

    • @tayloranimates115
      @tayloranimates115 5 лет назад +155

      WHEN I SAW YANDERE DEVS VIDEO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!

    • @ooohoohooimsosillay1919
      @ooohoohooimsosillay1919 5 лет назад +131

      We cant because yandere dev, excuse me, I mean LAZY FUCK decided not to

    • @lazybum1018
      @lazybum1018 5 лет назад +10

      I always think of that

    • @arttuvarinen3022
      @arttuvarinen3022 5 лет назад +3

      Just thought about that

  • @maceyedits5902
    @maceyedits5902 5 лет назад +239

    "This guy got the voice that turns on nuns"
    -Jay, 2019

  • @no-eh7ng
    @no-eh7ng 5 лет назад +343

    Jay: Look i got da head
    Gets apprehended
    Jay: NO IT’S MY HEAD

    • @lucymclooney7215
      @lucymclooney7215 4 года назад +1

      He was so calm at first then NO IT'S MY HEAD!!!

  • @trinityfisher2603
    @trinityfisher2603 4 года назад +109

    7:00 Jay: Acts normal with his high as voice.
    7:03 Jay: *Tries being as good as the reader from the book, so he reads the dialogue in a deep voice*

  • @sunnymsp8873
    @sunnymsp8873 5 лет назад +2241

    Ayano : *Mops Blood*
    Teacher: ARE YOU COVERING UP A CRIME?
    Ayano: So having your period in school is illegal?

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +194

      Me: "Hey, here's an idea. You should wait until the teachers have their periods, watch them clean up the mess, and report them for 'covering up the crime.' Besides getting revenge, Taro will think you're funny and he'll HAVE to notice you."

    • @ishallsliceyouupwithmytong3167
      @ishallsliceyouupwithmytong3167 4 года назад +50

      @@red_five3325 Lol there are 2 endings, in 1 you try to confess to senpai but you'll appear at school, nobody was there and there was a ghost

    • @sukibookiepoo
      @sukibookiepoo 4 года назад +8

      OwO

    • @colinpearson3156
      @colinpearson3156 4 года назад +5

      Seems someone copied here huh

    • @tylerchildress5011
      @tylerchildress5011 4 года назад +5

      Teacher: oh (makes a genius meme face)

  • @Rebecca__.
    @Rebecca__. 5 лет назад +469

    If you leave blood on the ground and pour blood on someone can you frame the person you poured blood on?

    • @NxvaBH
      @NxvaBH 5 лет назад

      I think s9

    • @selenabukorovic7546
      @selenabukorovic7546 5 лет назад

      I think so too

    • @salthesock1546
      @salthesock1546 5 лет назад +5

      crazybeckyD I don't even understand what you said there.

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 5 лет назад +9

      Galaxy Rose If you leave blood on the ground, and then pour blood on somebody, can you frame them for murder?

    • @salthesock1546
      @salthesock1546 5 лет назад +1

      Oh thanks I get it now

  • @localphantom999
    @localphantom999 5 лет назад +1335

    Jay: * holding Midori's head *
    Me: Well that's one way to get *a head* in life.

  • @christmasdespacito2505
    @christmasdespacito2505 3 года назад +147

    counselor: what's your excuse
    ayano: ...
    counselor: *understandable have a nice day*

  • @dianalunagamer6451
    @dianalunagamer6451 5 лет назад +1695

    Too bad Yanderedev confirmed that teachers can’t be framed for murder. That would be awesome to frame teachers.

  • @itzcat288
    @itzcat288 5 лет назад +784

    I can’t believe this is on trending...
    My dreams have come true
    *Jay’s done another Yandere Simulator video*

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +619

    Jay: *mops floor*
    Teacher:
    Teacher >:(

    • @Scary-Eire
      @Scary-Eire 5 лет назад +20

      Jay:*mops floor*
      Teacher:😐
      Teacher:😡
      Your comment but in emojis

    • @keishaa7091
      @keishaa7091 5 лет назад +5

      VbgVbg 113 the reason why he kept getting it trouble is because the mop wasn’t clean the teacher notice a bloody mop 😂

    • @stephanieangot5164
      @stephanieangot5164 4 года назад +5

      This actually happened today
      Me:*Put's arm around head(like hugging)*
      Teacher:*Realizes*
      Teacher:Keep you hands to yourself!💢
      Me and friend:what..? But all we did was hug...

    • @redpandas8758
      @redpandas8758 4 года назад +3

      This happend to me and I was like, wait what-

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 4 года назад

      It's even more ironic since it's normal for Japanese schools to not have a janitor so after school students clean

  • @kyokokirigiri3664
    @kyokokirigiri3664 4 года назад +244

    "this world is a rotten mess"
    me: that describes 2020

  • @mariaheck1316
    @mariaheck1316 5 лет назад +240

    “Is that... blood?”
    My hungry self: *”Nahh its jelly.”*

  • @b3rlinki
    @b3rlinki 5 лет назад +532

    I feel like Jay would be the best pilot XD
    Just when you start a flight:
    *BUCKLE UP. CUZ HERE WE GO >:D*

  • @something_scary8102
    @something_scary8102 5 лет назад +491

    Jay i have a myth for you
    1: Join the drama club so you can put on the gloves
    2: Grab any small weapon (like for example a knife)
    3: Drop the weapon the furthest away from its original place ( like the roof top)
    4: Let a student report the object to the teacher
    5: the teacher will pick up the weapon and put it in a box inside the faculty room
    6: Grab the weapon and murder someone
    Will the teacher get framed for murder due to her finger prints being on the weapon??

  • @milostarotreadings376
    @milostarotreadings376 4 года назад +116

    "HEY! NO! THATS MY HEAD!"
    -Jay 2019

  • @midniqhtx3728
    @midniqhtx3728 5 лет назад +127

    Jay I have a dead alive glitch.
    1. Go to the roof
    2. Grab a knife
    3. Join the martial arts club
    4. Teleport back down to the front of the school and if two energy blades appear you’re on the right track5. Wait until 8 for the late kid and end his lifu
    6. Pick him up and bring him to the PE teacher
    7. Pull out your camera and enjoy

  • @teawizzy
    @teawizzy 5 лет назад +286

    I got a myth why ain’t I sleep already?

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 5 лет назад +24

      Tiania Whitehead cause a new episode of jay is more important than sleep

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 5 лет назад +4

      Because sleep is for the weak and the haters. And you woman. Isvnit a hater

    • @salthesock1546
      @salthesock1546 5 лет назад +1

      Tiania Whitehead ain't we all

    • @carlawhitlatch6884
      @carlawhitlatch6884 5 лет назад +4

      A lot of people caught this thing called SLEEP it's very common around the world. How do I catch this disease called sleep?

    • @goldlysisters4771
      @goldlysisters4771 5 лет назад +1

      @@todeemax1 child i sleep and i ain't weak

  • @nightzephyr248
    @nightzephyr248 5 лет назад +500

    Death Note in Yandere Simulator. Cool.

    • @Bloody_Polly
      @Bloody_Polly 5 лет назад +28

      @@chrysanthemum_tea1938 Yes but there is an Anime called Death Note made quite a while away were you use the "Death Note(book)" to kill people. Yandere Dev was inspired .

    • @1degRazz
      @1degRazz 5 лет назад +12

      Awww hell ya my fav death note but this is life note the rip off

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +6

      No you stoopid. This is the totally original and independent masterpiece called Life Note.

    • @1degRazz
      @1degRazz 5 лет назад +5

      Fräulein Zuckerguss I like your r/wooooshing skills

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +3

      @@1degRazz Why thank you for your appreciation

  • @Zeta.Orionis.42
    @Zeta.Orionis.42 4 года назад +136

    Yanchan: **sweeps in the faculty room**
    Teachers: **stand in silence**
    Yanchan: **silently fears for her life and gets sent to the councillor**
    Councillor: **chants**

  • @vladimirmaschukow8480
    @vladimirmaschukow8480 5 лет назад +296

    Oka Cola
    Kokonut Milk
    Mio Sauce
    Midori Dew
    Pipsi
    Inkyu sauce
    Mairinda
    Osanapellecrino
    Sakue
    Musume Milkshaku
    Delinquent Delight
    Sen Pie
    Budo Light
    Basu Brew
    Ryuto Beer
    Cream Sota
    Diet Koki
    Shin Gin
    Kuu Derade
    Kyoshi Taisoda
    Yangurt-Chan
    Fun grilled
    Infood Chan
    They have became food.

  • @frankster14937
    @frankster14937 5 лет назад +465

    Will the metal detectors go off if a teacher walks through them with a weapon?

    • @lulu_bot213
      @lulu_bot213 5 лет назад +8

      Jay NEEDS to do this.

    • @iggie9088
      @iggie9088 5 лет назад +1

      Smart question.

    • @gammamae
      @gammamae 5 лет назад +1

      Nice question

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 5 лет назад +1

      The teachers have ID card so no

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 4 года назад +1

      The metal detectors go off no matter what since the teachers are CYBORGS 😎

  • @ao-xingyume1987
    @ao-xingyume1987 5 лет назад +1629

    Ayano-Chan: * just mopping the floor *
    The teacher: YOu! YoUr TryInG to CoVER uP ThE cRIMe AREn't You
    Ayano-Chan in Cyborg mode: * holding a disremembered head and had blood *
    Teacher: *still chill*
    edit: (4/27/19)......
    .....
    .......
    *I'm still chill*

    • @muddyLibrarian
      @muddyLibrarian 5 лет назад +16

      ALBERTOOOOO

    • @ytcatty8895
      @ytcatty8895 5 лет назад +22

      STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL

    • @that_other_marauders2183
      @that_other_marauders2183 5 лет назад +14

      RESPECT THE V E T S

    • @ytcatty8895
      @ytcatty8895 5 лет назад +11

      SHE BE BAD SHE BE BAD SHE BE BAD SHE BE BAD SHE BE BAD SHE BE BAD

    • @junkijuku
      @junkijuku 5 лет назад +7

      omg so many flamingo fans that like Yan sim yay I'm not alone STILL CHILL BUSTER

  • @Anais-Lei
    @Anais-Lei 4 года назад +336

    Video: "life note"
    Me:hmm that reminds me of something
    Me minutes later: oohhhh its like death note

    • @red_reaper1729
      @red_reaper1729 4 года назад +10

      It’s not LIKE death note it is the same thing but they didn’t want get in trouble so yeah

    • @emmychou4790
      @emmychou4790 4 года назад +4

      Kelly Creech you mean copyright

    • @red_reaper1729
      @red_reaper1729 4 года назад +3

      Emmy Chou yes

    • @1ncorrect976
      @1ncorrect976 4 года назад +2

      It's Kiss Note

    • @red_reaper1729
      @red_reaper1729 4 года назад +1

      F.B.I Agent wut

  • @kxrisxtallsx
    @kxrisxtallsx 5 лет назад +92

    Hey Jay i have a challenge for you! It’s called the Umbrella Academy Challenge.
    1: Number 1 is all to do with strength so you need to kill someone with the weights
    2: he uses knives so kill two people using a knife
    3: She talks about rumors so kill 3 bullies by saying you want to gossip somewhere
    4: He talks to dead so kill someone in the 3rd floor bathroom where the ghost is
    5: He teleports so you have to kill someone but you can only teleport to get around and use the laugh to lure people
    6: He is all about horror so use the eating easter egg to kill 6 people
    7: She uses music and sound for her power so kill some people in the light music club
    To improve the challenge kill the same amount of people that relates to their number so for example for 4 kill 4 for 7 kill 7 and so on

    • @xxkpopfanaticxx13
      @xxkpopfanaticxx13 5 лет назад +4

      Betrayer Studio's I love the umbrella ☂ academy especially five and I just finished watching it and I insanely support that jay should do this

    • @kotadrowned
      @kotadrowned 5 лет назад +1

      oMg- we need this to happen

    • @TaeBae326
      @TaeBae326 5 лет назад +1

      He should!!

  • @dslchr9191
    @dslchr9191 5 лет назад +68

    Jay! I got a myth for you to bust!!!
    1. Take weapons from every room in the school.
    2. Scatter them in a pile in one place.
    Will the teacher grab all of the weapons or what?
    There is also some demon near the front gate of the school.

  • @noob_derpie1297
    @noob_derpie1297 5 лет назад +373

    if a teacher see you mopping the blood they think its you
    but what if that robot is cleaning the blood when a teacher is there

    • @Meep_Mop
      @Meep_Mop 5 лет назад +49

      noob_derpie lmao it would be funny if they start chasing around and trying to tackle that robot

    • @Miku_let_me_out_the_basement
      @Miku_let_me_out_the_basement 5 лет назад +12

      Well their stupider than the most stupidest person if they chase the robot

    • @noob_derpie1297
      @noob_derpie1297 5 лет назад

      @@Miku_let_me_out_the_basement xD

    • @noob_derpie1297
      @noob_derpie1297 5 лет назад +1

      @@Meep_Mop yep

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 5 лет назад +20

      Teacher : STOP RIGHT THERE!
      Robot : *Panicked whir and speeds away*
      Ayano : It’s all going according to plan.

  • @Meowcatsio
    @Meowcatsio 4 года назад +57

    “Jay: This boy got the voice that turns on nunes”
    Me:Did I hear that right?

    • @jellycosplays3377
      @jellycosplays3377 3 года назад +5

      Yes but you spelled it wrong- there isn't an e in nuns

  • @alix2021
    @alix2021 5 лет назад +660

    "ARE THEY GONNA SMELL IT!? ARE THEY GONNA TASTE IT!?"
    No Jay...they aren't Connor -____-

  • @murca3996
    @murca3996 5 лет назад +224

    16:14 *yoU're giVIng mE aNxieTy- lEave mE aLOnE-*

  • @dyslavie
    @dyslavie 5 лет назад +385

    So I guess I cant not mop up the blood?!?
    I was just having fun being lazy xD

  • @Mr-up9si
    @Mr-up9si 3 года назад +56

    Yan-chan: *cleans
    Teacher: *staring intensifies
    Yan-chan: Guilty as charged

  • @clinxo1470
    @clinxo1470 5 лет назад +186

    *Some kid carrying a metal pen walks through the metal detector*
    *Alarm goes off*
    Kid: REALLY

  • @orion7294
    @orion7294 5 лет назад +79

    when the teacher see's yan-chan cleaning up the blood, they should ask why is there blood, and not assume that their cleaning up a crime. maybe like the scenario when you get sent to the guidance counselor where you have different options to tell the police, or the teacher.

  • @daddyklein9292
    @daddyklein9292 5 лет назад +179

    “It looks like a whole team investigating it”
    5:32
    Me: *SCobbY DOo*

  • @CryBabys3
    @CryBabys3 3 месяца назад +19

    Ironic that yandev thinks child molesters are bad people as seen from the narrating in the anime.
    3:08

  • @haydeez9811
    @haydeez9811 5 лет назад +246

    *buckles seatbelt*
    i miss the old intro ;(

    • @nicolethedemon4719
      @nicolethedemon4719 5 лет назад +2

      Txmmy __ me too :(

    • @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994
      @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah, you and me same bro
      Like I understand it's not "family friendly," being the first thing you hear as you enter one of Jay's episodes, but c'mon! It's like Jack's intro, it provocative and it gets the people going, as some may say.

    • @shedoberanda
      @shedoberanda 5 лет назад +7

      same, i hate youtube now tbh

    • @isaacthorneberry5883
      @isaacthorneberry5883 5 лет назад +1

      @Wolfgalaxy he says buckle up

    • @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994
      @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994 5 лет назад +1

      Isaac Elliott He doesn't say buckle the FUCK up, it's not the same...

  • @Emily-wk1su
    @Emily-wk1su 5 лет назад +306

    Ayano is mopping da floor innocentley.
    Teachers: tRigGereD

  • @sssprinklez
    @sssprinklez 5 лет назад +222

    You: * goes into office and low key does nothing *
    Teacher: TrIgGeReD

    • @Veklire
      @Veklire 5 лет назад +1

      well if you go in the faculty room, its declared "intruding" and is not allowed, info chan actually tells you this if you have the help mode active.

    • @someguy4258
      @someguy4258 5 лет назад

      *Why you here?*

    • @ElysiumStudios_
      @ElysiumStudios_ 5 лет назад

      In my school, going into the staff room is not allowed and you will get suspended if you do so.

  • @skorpionkidd
    @skorpionkidd 4 года назад +148

    Yandere Chan: walks in blood
    senpai: get away from me
    mindslave: i got senpai tonight ; )

  • @quitting8148
    @quitting8148 5 лет назад +80

    **has nosebleed in the middle of he school hall**
    **a student sees the blood running from my nose**
    Random student: Is ThAt BlOoD?!?
    I gOtTa TeLl A tEaChEr
    Teacher: I’lL cAlL tHe PoLiCe NoW
    me: Think you weirdos. The weather is hot as hell and it NEVER rains :V

    • @mystxiic5768
      @mystxiic5768 5 лет назад +1

      Welp. That’s a lot of blood for a nosebleed.

  • @valgutierrez2456
    @valgutierrez2456 5 лет назад +406

    Question : Is mopping up blood in mission mode considered " suspicious activity " by the security camera ?
    Edit - Thanks for 65 likes :)))

    • @rosepochepka6035
      @rosepochepka6035 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @njoom3384
      @njoom3384 5 лет назад

      i think so, but normally mopping blood in mission mode isn't needed

    • @gayballoon
      @gayballoon 2 года назад

      I dont think you can do that bc a body is needed and if you kill somebody it'll be considered suspicious

  • @luci-lu4664
    @luci-lu4664 5 лет назад +494

    I don’t have a myth
    I don’t have a challenge
    But I do have something
    *JAY YOU ARE THAT DUDE!*

    • @yuna3775
      @yuna3775 5 лет назад +8

      Well that sucks no challenge, no myth also we all know that he's that dude so... Yeah

    • @Art-zp1qg
      @Art-zp1qg 5 лет назад +3

      I don’t have a pelvis

    • @valerieflores3165
      @valerieflores3165 5 лет назад

      Art Tempest why?

    • @tlemontati918
      @tlemontati918 5 лет назад

      GachaBearChain ガチャ米ちゃん hahah I’m not the only gachatuber who watches jay

    • @Art-zp1qg
      @Art-zp1qg 5 лет назад +1

      valerie flores because anything is possible and I’m a unicorn

  • @ClairandHerImaginaryCat
    @ClairandHerImaginaryCat 3 года назад +19

    Jay: *literally holds head*
    Gym Teacher: you, you’re trying to cover up a crime, aren’t you?!
    Jay: *no but this IS the crime*

  • @peelthebananas
    @peelthebananas 5 лет назад +234

    Just the thing I needed before I lay my ass down to sleep

  • @kendallwithluv
    @kendallwithluv 5 лет назад +2038

    a lot of people are saying random words in the comments for likes, and i wanna join in on the fun so... here we go.
    *NoOdLe*

  • @beppitybep6882
    @beppitybep6882 5 лет назад +95

    i think i have one
    1. unlock the blame delinquents option
    2. go to the counselors office for sweeping in the faculty room (not during cleaning time)
    3. click blame delinquents
    does yan chan say anything or is it still frozen?

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 3 года назад +42

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jay: “HORY SHITU-“

  • @astellios
    @astellios 5 лет назад +64

    16:51 I'm giggling so hard rn I don't know why! XD

  • @rochellerache3604
    @rochellerache3604 5 лет назад +84

    Jay I have a question:
    Can they realize you are trying to clean up blood for ur crime if u use the robot at the science club? Btw ur that Dude ✨

  • @sereneaura9924
    @sereneaura9924 5 лет назад +171

    Tbh the male voice actor sounds like the narrator from the show ‘1000 Ways To Die.’

    • @iCherub
      @iCherub 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao I used to watch that show as a kid

    • @trinitywidmann7667
      @trinitywidmann7667 5 лет назад +3

      Can We get 5000 subscribers with no videos? I remember that show, I watched a few episodes, *and... loved... it.*

    • @EvaLuna175
      @EvaLuna175 5 лет назад

      Yooo, he kinda does!

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 5 лет назад +1

      ღSimply Zღ same, and I loved it

    • @chaoticgeorge6641
      @chaoticgeorge6641 5 лет назад

      Lol that’s what my boyfriend said.

  • @frej4as
    @frej4as 4 года назад +5

    7:02
    Jay being formal: *Activated*
    *ThE PoLiCe ArRiVe At ScHoOl*

  • @carolinemorales8721
    @carolinemorales8721 5 лет назад +46

    Hello That Dude, here are my questions
    First, you know how the students report a weapon on the ground and the teacher takes it to a box, how many weapons can be stored in the box? Also can you frame that teacher who touched the weapon for murder?
    My second question is how many teachers can react to blood or decapitated corpses, what I mean is, if you have a leg on the roof and a student gets a teacher, then you would have a arm in the front of the school, would the same teacher react to both of the limbs or will there be different teacher drawn out?

  • @ytcatty8895
    @ytcatty8895 5 лет назад +101

    "No this IS the crime!" -Jay from the kub scouts AKA That dude 2019

  • @galii
    @galii 5 лет назад +134

    what would happen if you cover yourself in red paint and you left a puddle of blood, will they think its was you?

  • @ingypuff4018
    @ingypuff4018 3 года назад +39

    Students: taking turns screaming bc there's a head on the ground
    Ayano: ✌🏻😁

  • @justyeetitacrossthestreet
    @justyeetitacrossthestreet 5 лет назад +146

    When Jay said that the guy had a voice that turned on nuns....
    I had just finished watching the nun movie
    I wanted to try sleep but ummmm.....oof

  • @illironic1348
    @illironic1348 5 лет назад +61

    Jay: *uploads*
    Me: my crops are good, my lifespan has extended and my grades are better

    • @worlds2ndbestlawyer
      @worlds2ndbestlawyer 5 лет назад +1

      This made me think of the one thing where it went "I KNOW you don't have CROPS and I KNOW you don't have SKIN!"

  • @juulienne
    @juulienne 5 лет назад +162

    will the students notice blood if it’s in a bucket or only a puddle on the floor? Also you’re that dude uwu

    • @valerieflores3165
      @valerieflores3165 5 лет назад +1

      JuJu The Robloxian good question...

    • @Apollo-fo8nm
      @Apollo-fo8nm 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @katieclarke8864
      @katieclarke8864 5 лет назад +2

      The puddle on the ground thing is already in this video, but I'm curious about the blood in a bucket

    • @kj6053
      @kj6053 5 лет назад

      Jessmeebs
      They asked if the teacher reacts to a bucket filled with blood...

  • @cil_lee
    @cil_lee 4 года назад +17

    teacher: *seees Jay mopping the blood*
    "You're trying to clean up a crime, aren't you?!"
    Jay: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @rayven20
    @rayven20 5 лет назад +185

    I’ve noticed in this video and in some previous ones, Jay has been saying “Ayane” instead of “Ayano”. 😂😂😂

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 5 лет назад +4

      Well, her name was supposed to be Ayano OR Ayane. So iz fine... Ayane sounds more girly in a way tho??

    • @christomlin3878
      @christomlin3878 5 лет назад +4

      @@adelaida5019 but it's not her name because her name is ayano

    • @hoshinosz
      @hoshinosz 5 лет назад +1

      @@christomlin3878 its just a cute nickname

    • @TakumiTheHoshidianPrince
      @TakumiTheHoshidianPrince 5 лет назад +3

      @@adelaida5019 Don't care if it sounds more "girly", because that's a japanese name and in Japan it's different, and that's the official name, you can't just, change it like you want °A°
      (+ the fact that we have the possibility of having a male Ayano)

    • @behemoth7787
      @behemoth7787 5 лет назад

      @@hoshinosz yea i think so

  • @fe1tan695
    @fe1tan695 5 лет назад +51

    Question: Since teachers can react to blood, what happens if they see a bucket of blood? Will they react the same or nah

  • @kelsey2744
    @kelsey2744 5 лет назад +54

    I like how the teacher says nothing, she’s like “You already know where to go...”

  • @Cat-mr4oj
    @Cat-mr4oj 6 месяцев назад +40

    Watching this on 2024 cause why not

  • @exoticpretzels2835
    @exoticpretzels2835 5 лет назад +235

    end of the anime is at 4:27 ❤️

  • @jcorporanAKAcheesysandwich
    @jcorporanAKAcheesysandwich 5 лет назад +63

    Me: oh! I have a bloody nose.
    Teacher: IM CALLING THE COPS!!!!!
    ME: •_•

  • @dreamygraveyardgirl
    @dreamygraveyardgirl 5 лет назад +809

    So nobody gonna talk about how the anime is literally death note✋🏼

  • @Kupienne
    @Kupienne 3 года назад +21

    Ayano : **Sweeping**
    Teacher : *Sends ayano to the counseler*
    Ayano : I am just sweepin' don't judge meh
    Couseler : Oh sorry.

  • @duckydoesstuffbasic9291
    @duckydoesstuffbasic9291 5 лет назад +82

    The occult club members should take the body parts back to their room

  • @fluidity7577
    @fluidity7577 5 лет назад +616

    Me: -cleaning-
    Akademi Teachers: YoU tRyInG tO cOvEr Up A cRiMe??? -pins on the ground-
    Me: I was just cleaning ;-;

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 4 года назад +16

      It's even more ironic since it's normal for Japanese schools to not have a janitor so after school students clean

    • @TraffyPaw
      @TraffyPaw 4 года назад +4

      I like your talking about cleaning and your Pic is sebastian michaelis
      Ps my name is butler ha

    • @dogpck
      @dogpck 4 года назад

      @@TraffyPaw just because someone has an anime icon dont mean they dont clean lmao-

    • @mrs.catisdisgustedbyyou1300
      @mrs.catisdisgustedbyyou1300 4 года назад

      I- made it 100 likes. :4

    • @alimuzz.
      @alimuzz. 4 года назад

      @@PhrogOfficial yea in japan some schools don't even have janitors I wish my school is like that

  • @nellycabrera1125
    @nellycabrera1125 5 лет назад +50

    "STAY AWAY FROM ME ITS MY HEAD!"
    me: *laughing hard*

  • @karman1377
    @karman1377 4 года назад +9

    Yan-chan: (mopping blood)
    Teacher: so you have chosen death

  • @icivilus1589
    @icivilus1589 5 лет назад +178

    Can you frame a teacher because they picked up the weapon?

    • @yumacrafter
      @yumacrafter 5 лет назад +1

      You know, I have been curious about that.

    • @Free_Flowing_Anxiety
      @Free_Flowing_Anxiety 5 лет назад +9

      Yandere Dev has said the teachers is pick the sword up with a handkerchief so the finger prints won’t be on the weapon.

    • @hiimem4545
      @hiimem4545 5 лет назад

      Oml I love your username

    • @imdonewithyoutube6102
      @imdonewithyoutube6102 5 лет назад

      I thought about that

    • @axxturelll
      @axxturelll 5 лет назад +1

      ARMYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @pureroyxltyy
    @pureroyxltyy 5 лет назад +268

    5:34 “ Are they going to taste it!?”
    Detroit become human
    Conner: Yes🤫
    😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Gwenstacy65b
      @Gwenstacy65b 4 года назад +3

      Emoji Rosie I meant to press 👍 but I accidentally pressed 👎

    • @carolinedelafuente7251
      @carolinedelafuente7251 4 года назад +4

      @@Gwenstacy65b you can't even see the down like sooo😂

    • @monkomonkulus
      @monkomonkulus 4 года назад +4

      Don't use emojis

    • @xaeiya_2323
      @xaeiya_2323 4 года назад +3

      @@monkomonkulus why?

    • @pastelplays9425
      @pastelplays9425 4 года назад +1

      Did you get that from Call Me Kevin when he played Detroit become human?

  • @caaaaarlz
    @caaaaarlz 5 лет назад +428

    It could have been period blood...
    Hey don’t judge a girl for having a natural thing happen to us.

    • @heavymetaltincan9075
      @heavymetaltincan9075 5 лет назад +28

      Hmmm, totally normal, family friendly comment.

    • @coyodeity
      @coyodeity 5 лет назад +5

      XxxItzWolfie IcexxX
      Why are you watching Yandere Sim stuff?

    • @lorelaiklosner3895
      @lorelaiklosner3895 5 лет назад +5

      XD lmao!! or it could be too much hair dye XD

    • @caaaaarlz
      @caaaaarlz 5 лет назад +1

      oof yeah tbh

    • @the_cat_whisperer01
      @the_cat_whisperer01 5 лет назад +1

      XxxItzWolfie IcexxX I think that’s something for your mom to tell you about

  • @Serena-v7e
    @Serena-v7e 2 месяца назад +4

    JAY NEEDS TO MAKE MORE YANDERE SIMULATOR VIDEOS IMMEDIATELY

    • @pawio
      @pawio Месяц назад +3

      He said he won't be doing yandere simulator videos anymore on his Twitter awhilleeee ago due to yanderedevs actions 💔:(

  • @kweenkyra396
    @kweenkyra396 5 лет назад +125

    Fboys: Is that... Blood?
    Jay: No it's a head ya dumbasses
    Me: 😂😂 No questions needed
    12:41

    • @beb7435
      @beb7435 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mena1432
    @mena1432 5 лет назад +40

    I have a challenge for you (btw it's for bitlife.)
    The celebrity Challenge:
    1. You have to join social media
    2. You must go to college or University and get a occupation that pays higher than 25,000
    3. You must do well in school (meaning you have to have your smarts over 50%)
    4. You must have your looks higher than 45 before you hit the age 25
    5. You must have a net worth of over 1mil
    6. You must be married by age 35
    7. You must marry someone who is rich
    8. Always go clubbing every 5 years
    9. You must have a lot of followers on Social media (at least more than 400)
    10. You must have at least 5 boyfriend's or girlfriends before you die (you can have them at the same time but it isn't mandatory)
    11. If you do have any sicknesses, you have to get rid of them ASAP
    I hope you read this!! Don't forget, your THAT DUDE!!

  • @ari-vi2re
    @ari-vi2re 5 лет назад +50

    When he says *Buckle Up* I always think a intense intro will just pop up....

  • @springles6287
    @springles6287 3 года назад +5

    15:13 OMG HER HEAD WAS TWITCHING!!!!