10 Cheap Vodka Life Hacks Every Russian Know About!
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But does vodka remove the smell of vodka?
It removes smell of terribad game)))))
-gaijin
vodka does not smell a lot lyk whisky or rum. after 5 or 10mins of use it smells like any other aerosol with alcohol in it... not a problem.
SpaceCat_
Lol, WT reference :P
+xRazProductions Doctors degree to this one
+xRazProductions Yep. For remove smell of vodka need to put some vodka in cup and drink it! :)
You have no internet?Just pour vodka on your computer and you'll get 10G internet.
hahaha
10 gb/s
lmaoo 😂😂
Thank you russian friend for the tips.
o mers ma =))) si eu-s roman
vodka is like duct tape for russians
I was thinking the same thing
More like WD-40
Adam Aanderud TRUE!!
1:10 in Russia even flowers are drunk...
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now they are *OUR FLOWERS*
Police officer: "Have you been drinking, sir?"
CRH: "Nah. I just cleaned everything with vodka."
right?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂
You got dirty windows, spray wadka.
You got smelly shoes? Spray wadka.
You got some stinky and nasty feet, SPARY THAT WADKA
Haaaa
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Can get laid?GIVE A GIRL SOME WADKA
hahahaha what i was thinking before seeing this
Vodka is basically the better version of water in russia.
Popo Baussin russia the motherland we dont need any water we have vodka our lake baikal is all full of vodka not water
Hermann Fegelein Popo Bauss Long live Russia
Moskau
Fremd und geheimnisvoll
Türme aus rotem Gold
Kalt wie das Eis
Moskau
Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
In dir so heiß
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön ah ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
Mädchen sind zum küssen da
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha
Moskau
Tür zur Vergangenheit
Spiegel der Zarenzeit
Rot wie das Blut
Moskau
Wer deine Seele kennt
Der weiß, die Liebe brennt
Heiß wie die Glut
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön ah ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe hey
Auf Dein Wohl Mädchen hey Mädchen ho
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau...
Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau...
Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh...
Moskau! Moskau!
Moskau, Moskau
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt
Das macht hundert Jahre alt
ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Väterchen dein Glas ist leer
Doch im Keller ist noch mehr
Ha ha ha ha ha
Moskau... Moskau...
Moskau
Alt und doch jung zugleich,
In aller Ewigkeit
Stehst du noch da.
Moskau
Dein Herz schlägt stark und weit.
Es schlägt für reich und arm
In dieser Stadt.
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön ah ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
Mädchen sind zum küssen da
Ha ha ha ha ha
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
Disgruntled Solly :D jetzt hab ich wieder einen Ohrwurm :P
Got a house fire? Fill a spray bottle with vodka and spray it all over the fire, the fire will go right out, trust me.
If your arm has been ripped off, just pour some vodka on the wound and reattach your arm and it will look like nothing happened
ZemFlo k
ZemFlo wadka
ZemFlo like resident evil 7?
"Spray some vodka on the window and wipe it off with a newspaper."
This is when you know you're drunk
or russian
buddy.....the reason behind rubbing with newspaper is that the carbon on the paper(from the prints) acts on the glass and cleans it
it really works actually
Thurnis Haley
Thurnis Haley yes sir
Your hungry drink vodka
Your tired drink vodka
Your dying drink vodka
VODKA IS THE SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING
you're
Vodka will make you use you're next time
+YOU DON'T SAY? good one
vodka if the best thing ever...
Man dying, give Vodka
Want Vodka, give vodka
Defusing bomb, GIVE VODKA
RUSSIA IS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
Too bad it has Putin
Andrij Kozych putin, use vodka
Officer I swear I havent been drinking, I just use vodka to clean my windows, body, clothes, shoes, feet....
Vodka: For all your problems.
Vodka doesn't solve your problems, but then again neither does milk.
Seymour Ases Chemically alcohol IS a solution. So there we go.
And in case of doubt, we can always say "Alcohol may not be the answer, but at least you forget the question!"
is vodka cheaper than normal soap in Russia?
Shut up...
Vodka is cheaper than water
You should look it up
And luciase what ever. The prson just wants to know!
A half Leiter of vodka is about 2 dollar in russia
damn man if I use these hacks im gonna smell like an alcoholic
actually, you won't, as vodka does not contain any so called fusel oils. Those fusel oils are the reason for the smell.
Michael Braun That's why I like my alcohol clear, no fusel oils haha
He was making a joke u dumbass
Michael Braun I think you mean fossil fuel.
nope, "fusel oils" or also named "fusel alcohol" has nothing to do with fossil fuel (thanks god, i don't want fossil oil in my beer at least)...google... do u use it?
"10 things rubbing alcohol can do that vodka can do too"
Fav.
You don't want to apply rubbing alcohol on your chest, but yeah.
+Bacon Sauce actually, you do
Bacon Sauce i'm full of you!
Alvin R Gaela what is your picture from? I see it probably once a week
if you want to put out a fire just put some vodka, vodka is good for everything. :D
In Russia, you have to buy Water in glass bottles & you can drink Wadka from the tap.
+kelsey Alvarado vodka lol
"Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
"No! I use Vodka to clean my windshield."
So basically if you're almost dead, fill a bathtub with vodka, bathe in there for 5 minutes and jump out fully regenerated like a newborn
yep
A similar method worked for Joyleg, though he used the mash for moonshine. Close enough though.
thats how russia won many wars
What I learned:
Bate in vodka to help destroy odor and pain
Use vodka to clean and destroy odor
Vodka is love
Vodka is life
Odor of what? Flames! That's a product whose time has come just in time for the Olympic games: Voldka Sented Fabreeze...
if u get pulled over and your breath smells like liquor drink vodka
"No, no, I'm not an alcoholic. I use vodka to clean everything in my house." Riiiiiight. :P
Clean your liver
Nasser Nasser That's what *I* use vodka for.
or buy rubbing alcohol for 2.89 and do everything the same
Yes but it's not very russian... xD
It (being isoprophil alcohol) doesn't have that extra glutenous sticky slipperiness. For real, try it. Glutenous might not be the right word. So don't crucify me over that. Isoprophil Alcohol doesn't have the all the same lift properties. What the hell am I talking about? I ain't no scientist! What the hell do I know? Seriously though, try it. It evaporates slower too so the alcohol has time to work. Hey, maybe i am a scientist. And you can drink it while you are waiting for it to work. As always, have a nice day.
Grady Bledsoe k
Smart of nah
Exept for the band aid thingy it will hurt....MUCH
sick? apply Vodka
Cold? drink Vodka
feet smells? apply vodka
shoe smells?apply vodka
dirty windows or surfaces? apply vodka
problem with glue? no problem, use vodka
need ice pack? vodka
need to call out for work? get headache from vodka
need to relax? vodka
need water?vodka
need fuel?vodka
need to burn your house on fire?vodka
trouble sleeping?vodka
😂😂😂😂
If you're drunk use vodka
got a hangover. use vodka. about to die. use vodka. need money. vodka..
"No officer, I haven't been drinking I just cleaned all my stuff with cheap Vodka!"
"smelly leg" sprays foot ayy lmao
I'm on the floor
hahaha
I've been watching for over a year and I never realized that I wasn't subbed. Love your videos man.
When you dont know what to do,use vodka -CrazyRussianHacker
MOM, I NEED SOME VODKA!
safety is number 1 prrrrty
Dusan Stojkovic Rakijaa bolja od vodke
Your dad sounds like he's very good to you :D
Very cool to share with nighthawk light. Subbed him a couple years ago. Cool stuff!
Amazing! Especially for the flowers, and the Fever control care too I love it!
Vodka also guards against radiation poisoning! At least, it works in STALKER. :P
Wodka...
Rub vodka on vodka bottle to clean vodka.
love your videos ....so what do you suggest as a great Vodka to drink ?
Thank you so much, can't stop watching you. Love Pringles vodka and popcorn, thanks again
Isopropyl (aka rubbing) alcohol will do the same thing and its easier to obtain.
If ur underage
***** i was just gonna say the same thing!! LOL
I've also heard it tastes much better so be sure to try it
This the Russian hacker I want to know.
Lol!
All the hetalia fans are freaking out right now russia jumps out of plane '' vodkaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!''
Love your profile picture
Very entertaining!. I've seen several of these vids and think that Crazy Russian Hacker is hilarious!
Love the videos!!! Keep me coming!!! And safety is number 1 priority!!!
vodka when you were ill huh?im from greece and my dad used to pour ouzo on my chest and back :) i guess alcohol solves the prob from catching colds :)
When you are feverish,then you use the vodka. When I was young my neighbour used rice wine to cool me down when I have high fever,the alcohol evaporates quickly which helps cooling down the body.
Πες τα ρε..
Ouzo is an Armenian cure all too. Ouzo + patcha!
I think vodka just makes you forget you were sick.
julie taron Ouzo + Vodka =O_O
so cheap wodka is usefull for a lot of stuf except for drinking
That is funny that you are making fun of his accent when you can't spell worth a damn!
No you're just an idiot because 'wodka' is the correct spelling and pronounciation in russian
oh weally
so he wasn't making fun of his accent?
😂😂😂😂
Vodka is LOVE! Vodka is LIFE!
I am half Chek and we love vodka as well!! Maybe you could show how to turn cheap vodka to good taste by simply running it through a common charcoal filter a few times. like one of the Pur water filters? Btw you have a great channel!
Nice tips!
In general though, I recommend using a bottle of 99% isopropyl alcohol instead. While it has a potent stink while evaporating, the trade-off is that it evaporates extremely quickly since there's a minuscule amount of water in it. :)
Pro tip: If you live in dorm, especially if under age, most of these techniques may leave you smelling like an alcoholic.
why rub it on your hand for pain relief, when you can drink it for pain relief
😂😂😂😂😂
You can use rubbing alcohol or (propan-2-ol) because it's cheaper than the vodka (ethanol)
Wouldn't isopropyl work for all of this? Or is it still cheaper to use vodka?
I suppose it depends on how cheap the vodka is, in some cases I can definitely see vodka as being cheaper, but all in all, isopropyl alcohol should work just as well, just it won't have a nice smell to it.
The cheapest vodka is sometimes poluted with isopropyl.
Wodka actually DOES freeze, but only in cold temps. Like...very cold.
yeah, you're not going to get down to -114°C in your freezer.
James Lolan Yessay can, in soveeit rusha!!!!
a real Russian never buys cheap Vodka
Actually, a real russian ONLY buys cheap vodka
Roman Metelli
actually not dumbasses buy the middle grade stuff the expensive is a waste of money and the cheap is gross
***** I've seen a few videos involving a water filter and running cheap vodka through it a few times to improve the quality and in all honesty, it works (for me at least).
***** i dont like buying vodka from 7th graders
Poor Russians do.
In Russia, vodka is the answer to everything.
It doesn't look like its the answer to road accidents going by the number of Russian dash cam vids there are on here.
For all the kitchen workers out there the shoe thing really works and vodka also helps with pet accidents, gets rid of the smell and mix it with baking soda and it gets rid of the stain.
can we get the part 2 vodka uses video? plus I still really want you to do a bugout bag video
if you wanna get clean, just take a bath in vodka
Boy, can you imagine what Wodka is doing to your INSIDES?!
+Gen Eric
Nothing, it's absolutely harmless to your stomach.
Varskar.....Now THAT'S funny!
pour your cheap vodka through a new Britta water filter, your cheap vodka will have a more premium taste.
WODKA. Love the videos you post man, you seem like a really nice guy :)
I've ben a lot to Russia and tested a lot of the cheap vodka, some good and som bad, but I like this funny laid back guy and his tricks! Now I know why they warned me for vodka cheaper than 3 dollars for a bottle, allthough it was drinkable. I really liked to look around all the different kinds of vodka in Russia! I like the Russian mentality and I like this guy! Next time I visit Russia I will test his tricks!
alcohol! the reason and solution to all of our problems....
safety is number one priority!
Cons to this ....you are going to smelll of vodka for the rest of your life!! XD
Vodka is communist secret weapon...drink is only a cover!
But if you're Russian that's going to happen anyway so you might as well
I use cheap Vodka to take my price tags off Christmas presents and other gifts. Works great for taking price stickers off used DVDs and video games.
Also that nighthawk tip, just gave me a great idea:
I can cut out a stencil and place it on a piece of wood Fill the stencil with hot glue. Use stain the outsides, dip in Vodka, peel off hot glue, and now I have an awesome decal on my woodwork !
Thanks for the ideas comrade,what a great uses for vodka
if you have lot of pain there then dont use vodka to remove bandage it will hurt so bad
DravenCist only if its an open wound
[Russian Accent] In MotherRussia vodka fixes everything !
This is why i love vodka...
Good to know! I've never used vodka topically but next time I have a cold I am gonna try that. And the bonus is unlike rubbing alcohol you can make yourself a drink too!
Dude regardless what people say alot your vids are useful and ur a funny guy stay kool ;-)
can i make russian food if i put vodka in it?
if u are dying just drink the vodka
I like all your videos. They are very practical and you are honest in your videos.
If year hurts just drop 2-3 drops of vodka in your year. If ur nose is leaking (forgot the word for the stuff that u blow out from ur nose) or ur ill just soak 2 pieces of cloth in vodka and stick them in ur nose in both holes for 10mins, yes it feels strange and ur eyes are tearing but u will get better faster and u will be able to breathe easier
There are pure alcohol stuff in some stores what are usually way cheaper than vodka.
vodka is much better
Minetrap997 Say 5 reasons why.
Vodka is pure alcohol and water.
Norbert Racs because vodka is vodka e.e
Cheap vodka or expensive vodka it all tastes the same...Like hand sanitizer.
Alcoholic, sugar junkie flowers 😄
For the flowers to keep fresh longer, you can also use cheap vodka without any sugar. Works even with pure vodka instead of water
That's good.
I use cheap vodka with whole vanilla beans (like a dozen beans in 750ml) put it in a dark cupboard for six months and you'll have the most flavored liquid vanilla you could want. AND you can take the beans you've fished out, hang them up 'til they dry out, and put in your sugar sack and you will have great vanilla sugar.
This guys house must STINK of vodka
He is russian
vodka dont stink becuase it dont have detectable smell
vodka does stink, the stuff reeks on peoples breath who have been swigging it all day, and thats cheap vodka he got in the vid
ANY alcohol will omit an odour into a person's lungs and thus be detectable on their breath once they have drunk enough of it and their blood alcohol level rises above a certain point. Vodka doesn't have a strong odour and smells similar to most alcohol based cleaning products, of which there are countless.
The glue stuff lol
Only in Russia will you see a man use vodka to clean his windows.
Sure.....
thank for all the helpful tips, your videos are awesome.
Yes. Make a part 2 please. Thanks for the video.
SIGN outside Crazy Russsian Hacker's house ........." prospassers will be tresecuted " Hic!
1:21 Imagine having a gaping wound under that band aid.
Ikr
U wouldn't take off a bandaid if you're injured. You'll remove it if it's healed
+VenomFrogPwned So you keep the same thing for weeks?
the gaping wound would then be sterilized. its a good thing
even cheap vodka costs alot more than rubbing alcohol which u can use for all these tips. YOUR WELCOME SCIENCE!
ah, but its unethical to throw an emergency party with rubbing alcohol. Better to keep vodka on hand in case you need to celebrate (or drown your sorrows) ;)
also, "you're" (you are) not your (belonging to you)
Adam Phoenix
actually i meant yore. ur welcome too!
Not only that. But it's hard to get if you are under 21 and/or don't have a valid state ID.
not in my country though, cheap vodka is almost as expensive as rubbing alcohol
I friggin love this channel!!! LOL xD
"Because im using this awesome towel"
Gotta love this guy xD ♡
In Soviet Russia, you can't buy any plastic-bottled vodka, too much disrespect..
Let Americans pack their souls in plastic package ;-)
That's the russian way of life!!
AHAHAHA HE SAID SEEFTY THIS TIME XDDDDDDDDD
0:07
CRH: thanks for all those awesome tips.
Keep on doing the good job.
You need superpowers, just pour some vodka in your stomach
good drinking game
Drink every-time the word "vodka" is used..
Russians use Vodka
Serbs use Rakija
:-D
***** and irish use whisky
***** And Dominicans use Romo :v
Ricarden Max and Germans use Killepitsch
K4nal And Croats use Pelinkovac
+Daniel Pletikosić Romanians use "tuica"