"...There's just a soupy cardboard box! My party's roooooned!" ".uk" huh? Ice cream cakes carried safely and reliably by Ted's decommissioned British Navy paddlewheel steamship. Stowed in the boiler room, where it's safest. "Theodore's Trans-Atlantic Ice Cream Cake and Molten Lava with an Unnecessary Detour at the North Pole by way of Steamship Delivery Emporium" Twelve weeks, 1 failed rescue mission, and a dead crew, or it's on ol' Ted!
Desperado I've never watched it, but I know it's the stereotypical suspenseful music going into commercial break. How much drama happens in a goddamn bakery? "We need more eggs " okay
Silence'a the Lambs. Buffalo Bill had his arm in a sling and was trying to load a couch into a van in an alley, fat girl offers to help, he says "...wouldja?" oh, and then he grabs her, drags her home, throws her in a pit in his basement, and starves her to death so he can make a lady-suit from her skin...
I dont think he starves them to death since he wanted fat chicks and he fed her chicken. I'm thinking he kills them some other way than starvation so he has plenty of skin to work with.
Ted's a goddamn fool,but he's one hell of an entrepreneur.
"You know what?? I use UPS ground!! You'll get your cake within 5 days or it's on ol' Ted."
I lose it when he calls him Gregory
Ted is always radio gold
i could listen to ted every day.
I have been for the last 4 days
"...There's just a soupy cardboard box! My party's roooooned!"
".uk" huh? Ice cream cakes carried safely and reliably by Ted's decommissioned British Navy paddlewheel steamship. Stowed in the boiler room, where it's safest.
"Theodore's Trans-Atlantic Ice Cream Cake and Molten Lava with an Unnecessary Detour at the North Pole by way of Steamship Delivery Emporium"
Twelve weeks, 1 failed rescue mission, and a dead crew, or it's on ol' Ted!
I’ve been saying “rooooooned” for years!
My party is ROONED! Haha
Lol, Sam thinks charm city cakes is in St. Louis, pretty sure it’s in Baltimore, Maryland
"...With a good gurantee .com" 😅😂 fuck Jim Norton kills me
"Couldja help me get this cake into my van..."
"I DONT!!! WHAT!!!!! I USE UPS GROUND" LMAO
Teds Cake Emporium 12 Month Review
Customers: 0
Money Made: $0.00
Building Rent Payments Made: 0
Fucks given: 0
Ted needs his own show. He'd still beat Howard in the ratings.
Every shit TV program they've discussed on this show always had Sam as their biggest fan...
TaRAAASHBAGS Well, he is a weenie.
ohhh anthonnnny
Desperado I've never watched it, but I know it's the stereotypical suspenseful music going into commercial break. How much drama happens in a goddamn bakery? "We need more eggs " okay
"I would like a nice cake!"
said the same
Silence'a the Lambs.
Buffalo Bill had his arm in a sling and was trying to load a couch into a van in an alley, fat girl offers to help, he says "...wouldja?"
oh, and then he grabs her, drags her home, throws her in a pit in his basement, and starves her to death so he can make a lady-suit from her skin...
Don't stop, I didn't cum yet!!
Wouldja?
great show, ace of cakes
I wonder if Ted brings in a cake if Opie the Destroyer stomps on it.
Ted rules
Today's my birthday. I want a cake made by Ted.
I'll eat your cake
😎
E-Rock didn't get turned onto Ace of Cakes, he gets turned on by Ace of Cakes
Sam is such a gay gay man.
Lmaooo
@TxBoarHunter He even offered to keep her clean
@Yarsh29 nah the girl lives, remember?
keeps them alive, but not enough food to gain weight. Their skin gets loose and easier to remove when it's baggy
what did he ever do to you?
@Meatcurtinz= Silence of the lambs.
2023
Jesus Sam? thought Charm City was in st. louis? fuck. It's in Baltimore, ironic but its still the city of charm ayyy
I dont think he starves them to death since he wanted fat chicks and he fed her chicken. I'm thinking he kills them some other way than starvation so he has plenty of skin to work with.